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After pooping I put a finger in the ass and scoop any leftover poop, that way I feel comfy and fresh. I use my left hand and wipe standing up. Is that OCD?

>> No.51483888

This is why no one uses cash any more.

>> No.51483895
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>>51483848
just drink your morning coffee backwards and wait 10 mins

>> No.51483901

>>51483848
Faggot, as long as the asshole is clean you don’t need to go digging inches into your ass to clean. Just eat more fibre and it’ll clean out your shit pipes

>> No.51483904

not necessarily to clean, more to push the hemorrhoids back inside after im done

>> No.51483909

>>51483848
just get a bidet if you're that concerned with your asshole

>> No.51483914

>>51483848
Spend $50 to invest in a bidet bro lol

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>>51483848
OP is a faggot

>> No.51483943

>>51483848
Of course, I also use cotton swabs to clean my urethra after peeing, that way I feel even more comfy and clean

>> No.51483944

>>51483848
I haven't used dirty goypaper in over 10 years. Learn to use water and soap you fucking savages.

>> No.51483964

>>51483944
Still need to dry the asshole after

>> No.51483981

>>51483944
i'm not holding on to a dump just so i can shower after shitting. what happens when you don't have a choice but to shit in public? do you stick your ass in the sink or walk around with slick cheeks until you get home?

>> No.51484001

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>>51483981

>> No.51484259

>>51483981
wet napkin
semi-wet sheets of toilet paper

you uncivilized scum

>> No.51484277

>>51483901
>more fiber
>ass more clogged than ever
thanks schlomo

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>>51483904
same

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>>51483848
>>51484277
Currently doing this:
https://giassoc.org/procedures/bowel-clean-out-instructions/

>> No.51484605

does anyone else make their shit into coins to sell?

>> No.51484620

>>51484605
no but i make asspennies

>> No.51484697

>>51483848
that's a chainlink thread now

>> No.51484704

I joined the Metamucil and Bidet gang and it’s life changing. Americans really need to get on this whole bidet thing though. We’re the only first world country to not use them.

Fun fact. The main reason it never caught on here is because the first time Americans saw bidets were in French brothels during WW2. So they thought it was only a hooker thing. Upon returning home, no one wanted to admit to their wives and gfs that they fucked French hookers. So they pretended not to know what bidets were or just claimed it was for sex workers so it wasn’t needed. Lol. History is funny sometimes.

>> No.51485304

>>51483888
FPBP

>> No.51485358

>>51484278
>>51483904
That was me up until 2018 when I got fed up and got a hemorrhoidectomy. The recovery was painful as fuck but it was worth it. Now I can shit with ease and not have to worry about swelling bloody hemorrhoids when I wipe. Also, get one of those ass washing toilet seats. They'll change your life.

>> No.51485473

>>51484277
eating alot of fiber via dryfruits will give you constant ghost poo, if you dont eat other retarded processed food

>> No.51485476

>>51483981
I usually just clean my ass in the sink if it's inside a public stall. If not then I'll use a wet wipe. If even that's not available then find an empty plastic bottle, fill it with water and then hover your ass above the toilet seat while pouring the water behind you to make sure all the fecal matter falls inside the toilet.

>> No.51485480

>>51483848
I do this too OP.

It's not gay, I have sex .. sometimes

Wish my future GF would do me.

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>>51483848
If I have mudbutt I take a shower like a fucking normal person. There's no reason to stick anything in your ass unless you have internal hemorrhoids that are flared up and its a fucking suppository.

>> No.51485541

>>51483981
Only subhumans have this problem. It's called lowering your BMI and having a coffee some nicotine and other stimulants in the morning and eating a paleo diet of meat and fruits. I always shit in the morning and it wipes clean then I take a shower afterwards. People who shit in public lack control of their diet and body.