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51480229 No.51480229 [Reply] [Original]

Last week I lost everything on some nigger who you all said was almost a lock. Now I have $60 left to gamble, I will starve if I lose again. Give me some winners please.

>> No.51480246
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51480246

Here is the whole card for tonight. I will parlay your best picks.

>> No.51480251

are you having fun anon? if it's not fun anymore, please stop.

>> No.51480259

>>51480229

UFC/MMA betting chad reporting in. I've made thousands. Listen to me right now, anon:

1. Live Betting.
2. Learn how to score rounds.
3.???
4. Profit.

Quit pre-betting unless you absolutely know, for sure, that it's a lock - and those are rare.

>> No.51480273

>>51480229
10 on ogden, 50 on pyfer

>> No.51481003

>>51480251
it's still fun for him because if he wins he gets to eat, if he loses he dies. talk about an adrenaline rush, in real terms he has more on the line than the fighters he is betting on

>> No.51481292

>>51481003
I like the way you think. Hopefully this Anon becomes a lolcow whom we can find on the internet.

>> No.51482316

Come on guys, just give me some winners and I'll put my money on them.

>> No.51482340

>>51482316
Put your money on sandhagen that's it

>> No.51482346

>>51480229
Betting on the free fights is straight up degenerate. Save the $60 for UFC 280 and put it all on Charles Olivera, do not sleep on that man

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>>51482340
Ok bro, I went all in on your pick.

>> No.51483708

>>51480229
Did you bet the biggest under dog like I told you or did you listen to specifics from the other dipshits?

>> No.51483770

>betting
lol

>> No.51483858
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51483858

Sandhagen
Rodrigues
Algeo
Pyfer
Boser
Barriault
Jackson
Cosce
Lookboonme
Ogden
Robertson
Basharat
Vancamp

>> No.51483985

>>51483599
>tether
What website is this?

>> No.51484176

>>51480229
Dude don't listen to most people on here they have no idea what they're talking about. Like the other anon said, you should be only betting live if you don't know what you're doing. Live betting will give you much more data to work off of

>> No.51484340

>>51483985
Stake you need vpn to use it if you’re in the us. It’s not bad. Nice change from bovada

>> No.51484359

>>51480259
help him out with tonight's card

>> No.51484395

>>51484340
Which payouts are better bovada or stake? I remember using both last year and bovada seemed to have slightly higher payouts on some

>> No.51484716

I'm the anon with the UFC betting algo thing. So far it's like 2-0. It actually called Jonny Walker to win his last fight too but I disagreed with it and didn't post the results. Was too close imo. I like Pat Sabatini on this card just off the top of my head but going to see what this algo predicts

>> No.51484806

>>51484716
Gib ufc discord invite

>> No.51484870

>>51484395
I still the bovada takes the cake and they have more options. But it’s neat seeing a sports book offering that variety of tokens to gamble

>> No.51485039

>>51484806
I don't have a discord

>> No.51485121

>>51480229
Giles Cosce will be a good fight. I'd put some on agapova

>> No.51485187

>>51484716
Is the algo only for UFC or can you make it work for other sports?

>> No.51486061

Ok Pat Sabatini and by decision I'm pretty sure. This is a tough fight to call

>> No.51486066

>>51485187
It's only for UFC

>> No.51486609

>>51480246
Oh shit. All in on robocop by stoppage.

>> No.51486716

>>51483599
Ooff this ain’t gonna end well. Better off betting on either fighter to win by decision imo OP

>> No.51486819

>>51486716
Should I cash out and bet on this to go the distance?

>> No.51487263

>>51486061
Ok, I cashed out the other bet and locked this in. Hope it wins

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>>51487263
Forgot pic.

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>>51483858
I put in 0.1$ to win $800.

>> No.51487383

>>51480229
countless idiots have been in your situation, none of them got out of it in a good way, including you

>> No.51487400

>>51487383
I have $6 left to bet on something. Can you help me pick some winners?

>> No.51487484

>>51487400
Rodrigues by stoppage

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you have 4 hours to make an easy 10x

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>>51480229
Time to substitute your gambling addiction with something less destructive

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51487817

Guys I sold all my link I had leftover on binance and went all in on this. What do you think?

>> No.51487882

>>51487817
Very smart to sell the link, very dumb to bet it on combat sports

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>>51487336
Break a leg, anon
I'll see you at the finish line
God speed

>> No.51487952

>>51480229
Chill the fuck out and buy some groceries kek

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>>51487336
Fuck. Looks like we are in for a long night, anon.
I should have prefaced my picks by admitting that I am NatSoc - so my fighter analysis is pretty much, "always bet on the white guy or the one that looks less like a subhuman."
Kek ah well, there's 10 cents down the drain. My apologies
but also WHITE POWER!
GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW

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>>51483599
Likely win but he looked very fucking drained in his ESPN interview

>> No.51488219

>>51488164
Based.

>> No.51488260

>>51487817
Dude are you crazy? I hope that's a larp. Why would you all in 1 bet?

>> No.51488277

>>51487817
someone tell me if this fiend will get BTFO

>> No.51488280

>>51487263
Why wouldn't you bet it straight? Parlays are way harder to hit than 1 bet

>> No.51488307

you should be betting on shit like WWE and AEW. its easy as fuck to guess who's going to win because everyone that works at those companies floods the books with smart money bets right before the show starts. it's wild that they let you bet on fake fights. i made 80k last year betting on Aew shows

>> No.51488359

>>51488277
This can't be real? That's a tough fight Tony Gravely is a good wrestler

>> No.51489091

>>51487817
Haha nice work, laddie

>> No.51489142

>>51480246
For me, it’s sandhagen, the sand man

>> No.51489175

>>51487817
Basharats a smart bet. His brother won 30-27 on Tuesday

>> No.51489267

Just made 200 Canadian fiat tokens (also known as "dollars") live-betting on Trey Ogden lmao.

>> No.51489281

He was the biggest underdog on the card, the moment the second round ended that was the EASIEST money in the world at -138 odds before the reversal fully manifested.

>> No.51489302

>>51489267
>>51489281
based keep us updated on your bets

>> No.51489414 [DELETED] 

>>51480229
Post a wallet address anon. Ill give you $10 if you promise to spend it on dinner and not gamble it

>> No.51489580

Another $139.61 fiat tokens on Loma Lookboonmee. She showed a couple *major* lapses in fight IQ throughout the fight, though. Particularly in the third round.

>> No.51489670

5 foot 9 vs 6 footer. gonna bet the tall guy

>> No.51489680

>>51489580
Based live betting anon. These fight threads are pretty comfy but some of you guys need to remember to not get crazy and gamble large sums of money on MMA fights. Fights can be extremely random and favorites lose regularly in MMA. I'm glad these threads have some knowledgeable bettors though cause the random UFC betting threads we would get in the past always got anons rekt bad lol

>> No.51489697

>>51489670
Don't do that but Trevin Giles actually looks good I think. Didn't look at the fight closely though

>> No.51489723

>>51489697
other guy is coming off multiple shoulder surgeries, is a manlet, im confident

>> No.51489724

>>51487817
I fucking won big on this haha. And I bought back my Links and some more. Now im drunk, gonna gamble on NFL tomorrow guys.

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>>51489724

>> No.51489965

Didn't get a chance to live bet Trevin Giles, but had him on a parlay that's winning so far nonetheless.

>> No.51489981

I am betting against the guy with the AWFUL hairline. ACtion jackson or whatever

>> No.51489993

Yikes

>> No.51489998

Nevermind, Damon Jackson just nuked my small parlay (it was just $56 Canadian fiat tokens worth of bonus money haha).

Live-betting is where the big bets and fiat token production happen.

>> No.51490513

+$100 more Canadian fiat tokens, live bet on Anthony Hernandez, it was a pretty clear read by the end of the first round.

>> No.51490592

I don't have a pre-bet placed on this next one, but if I had to, I would pick Tanner Boser. When he gets angry he smashes people to death.

Having said that, I'll be live-betting this one.

>> No.51490709

Boser looks fucking jacked for a heavyweight. I almost want to pre-bet this... fuck!...

>> No.51490768

Close round, I lean Nascimento but it's trending close and might go Boser's way. Round 2 is extremely important.

>> No.51490831

I can't fucking believe it. I had to cancel my live bet on Tanner Boser because he gave up that takedown in the second. Fuck me this Brazillian is such a slimy cunt, desperation fighting 101.

>> No.51490851

>>51490831
Fat boy came to fight

>> No.51490869

>>51480229
>>51480246
fuck dude
I don't know any of these mfs
completely out of the loop

>> No.51490870

Boser is going to be very upset with the outcome of this fight.

>> No.51490910

You can see how GAME Boser is, but this Brazillian fought like a real vaginal crease for most of the fight. I expect him to get the decision.

>> No.51490911

>>51490870
Close one but I'll give it to fat boy

>> No.51490961

>>51483599
>tether
based

>> No.51491385

Algeo vs Fili fight absolutely fucked to score because of that third round. They were 1-1 heading into it IMO.

>> No.51491987

+$479 Canadian fiat tokens tonight. All live bets.

>> No.51492018

This thread is just Uncut Gems in thread form.

>> No.51492092

>>51480229
anyone have a streaming link?

>> No.51492482

>>51480273
That would have actually printed

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>>51487666
he kicked him in the weenie

>> No.51492849

>>51480251
Gambling is only fun if it’s some sort of game. Maybe horse race betting would be fun since they are over fast. I don’t get betting on shit in advance, wheres the excitement, it’s just a shitty investment at that point.

>> No.51493356

Anyone wants my ref? Just busted my wallet again. I can't wait for post monthly
stake.bet/?c=betsp

>> No.51493603

>>51480259
Redpill me on live UFC betting . I only do soccer and baseball live. Sometimes basketball. For basketball player props are the best. Live or not

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>>51489414
3GZVv2ncfAtcH1xMFnMGqgP3WuiWS2fv5n
My BTC address in case you're serious

>> No.51495619

Losing on hoffenheim

>> No.51495840

>>51495619
Nevermind i won. 6x today