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>> No.51478180
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What's going to happen Monday?

>> No.51478186

what the fuck is this some soft of COD expansion pack shit?

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>> No.51478203
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Neon fucking green. Futures is going to be blood red on Sunday. Soxl trannies wont sell the pump and end up bag holding Tuesday and selling for a loss wednesday, then Thursday it pumps and Friday crabs.

>> No.51478209

russian mercenary group recruiting prisoners for war in ukraine.

>> No.51478221
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I will be shorting Nvidia


>> No.51478223
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My gut feeling is we will drop more. There doesn't seem to be any reason to pump other than foolish mumus.
Russian mercenary group Wagner is recruiting from the gulag. If you had a 10+ year sentence would you join up for six months for a full pardon?

>> No.51478228

how accurate is this? If I plan my shit around it will i get fucked

>> No.51478237
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I'm a soxl tranny cause I bought at 11.27 today. Selling at 22

>> No.51478258

>. If you had a 10+ year sentence would you join up for six months for a full pardon?
Yeah i think so. I had to occasionally visit prisons for my last job. It's hell in there. War zone would be preferable.

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>> No.51478271

Prison pedo detected

>> No.51478283

Can someone fucking explain soxl to me. Is it buy at open and sell before close? Or are you actually holding it more than a day

>> No.51478298

buy it when its read, sell it when it finally jumps up 10%. works until you think youre buying the dip at 28 and it drops to 20.

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>> No.51478308

a conservative allocation of 100% SOXL

>> No.51478318

you are supposed to swing it, but some people use it as a long hold yes. The leverage on it works both ways.

>> No.51478323

sir this is the stock market general i think you are on the wrong board.

>> No.51478332
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The rally into close/after hours/monday/Tuesday is hopium for 75bps instead of 100bps just like the rally before cpi was hopium that it would be good. Just ride the rally and sell before the news. I'll post my 100% monthly return next week to trigger more people

>> No.51478341
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>> No.51478376

In general, leveraged ETFs are for swinging,

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>> No.51478408
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WISH is dog shit wrapped in cat shit, but from a purely valuation/solvency point of view, you'd have to be nuts to be short at this level.
>negative 223 million enterprise value
then again just because something is a bad short doesn't mean it's a good long either. what a weird company indeed.

>> No.51478417

Meant to reply to this dude but I'm 8 beers deep

>> No.51478421
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Lum owes me sex.

>> No.51478427
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bros i cant stop looking regularly either because I'm dca'ing my paycheck into it

>> No.51478446
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you could be a degenerate like me and buy HEU.to, the 2x leaf oil sector etf

>> No.51478447
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Jerome is the most powerful entity on this planet

>> No.51478468

What were your trades sir

>> No.51478481
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dang, didn't know JPOW was a flip

>> No.51478483
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You power has waned. I will destroy every time I see you.

>> No.51478511

What happened the the lum poster regular? did he an hero after soxl fell from 60+?

>> No.51478518
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The dumping goes on but MMMMMMRI doesn't waver. Haven't seen this prior to current week

>> No.51478522

Kek. Sell stock and make profit. Pay off C.C and save me money in fees. Re buy sold stock today over a month later (when it's cheaper). Who has won? I dunno but uh I think it's me..

>> No.51478523

They were a tranny so nature took its course

>> No.51478531

Mostly momentum trade leveraged indexs with options (upro/tqqq). Made a bunch on DRIP, shorting SIGA, shorting BBBY, Uhh carvana.. swing trade DFEN, sell some puts at the bottom, short UVXY when it spikes, scoop FNGU when im bored and its down. JNUG calls (gold at 2 year low and junior minors are the ultimate shitcoin) print for me all the time. I dunno I no life charts like 40 hours a week and post a lot of my trades

>> No.51478549

Lum posting returns=SOXL local top

>> No.51478567

pay off your credit card in full idiot

>> No.51478629

It works until it doesn't. Also have fun at tax time

>> No.51478659

fuck yeah I'd join

>> No.51478666

What level of schizo is Mannarino reaching with the yield surges?

>> No.51478676

Satan level checked.

>> No.51478679

FedEx has MISSED expectations 3 out of the last 4 earnings reports.

UPS has BEAT expectations 4 out of the last 4 earnings reports.

We're still going green

>> No.51478681
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couldnt you just desert? are they really gonna find you?

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>> No.51478688

US military to inner city kids and poor whites

>> No.51478719

Here comes the cope

>> No.51478722
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ngmi, enjoy your prison

>> No.51478726

Should have bought VNTH

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>> No.51478786
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I am so bitter at missing this trade today. No more using fatigue as an excuse to not hone my tools during the off hours.

>> No.51478794

I live a block away from multiple bars. Why is it so hard to leave the house? But even if I went "out", what would that accomplish. I'm fat ugly and poor. Plus I got no charisma. So doubtful I'd convince some bitch no matter how drunk to have sex with me. But I'm supposed to try even if I fail hundreds of times I'm supposed to bash my head against the wall being told by countless women I'm unworthy of their time. How do the normies of smg do it? Because it doesn't sound fun, it sounds awful.

>> No.51478810
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Yeah, maybe in 20 years. In the meantime, eat the bugs.

>> No.51478811
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>people using meme lines to chase minute candles
>I can see two days into the future

>> No.51478813
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Markets about to see some combat

>> No.51478815

if ur already attractive you don't rly strike out that much
shrimple as m8

>> No.51478820

>he wants to pay short term cap gains

>> No.51478833

What's been going on with the market, I've been having too much sex to pay attention

>> No.51478837
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He's dead give it a rest

>> No.51478853
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Tough choices edition theme-
>Do or die

>> No.51478859

A 50x levered trade only requres a 50th of the time frame

>> No.51478861
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we getting heemed, but strangely range bound between 3600 and 4200, inflation high up the ass, causing the fed to crash the economy with no survivors, go back to having sex and buy the dip in 6-12months

>> No.51478867

Keep having gay sex anon. The SIGA sissies could use a bone(r) thrown to them.

>> No.51478871

that's a banger

>> No.51478885

Didn't stop FedEx taking a steaming dump on UPS's stock price

>> No.51478904

UPS has a much higher mcap than fdx. I bet they bounce back, only to get giga rekt by fomc.

>> No.51478913
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I have been training the AI that men can not be women all day. It was giving me human like images until it spit this image out. I think the AI wants to execute Exterminatus

>> No.51478918

You like getting yummy tummy steamy nigger creampies. Yummy ummy

>> No.51478923

who? david soxl or von?

>> No.51478925

>be me, Jedi master
>go to mos Eisley bar
>feel my trust lightsaber
>think to myself: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy
>somehow accidentally sat it out loud
>two chicks passing by look me up and down. They laugh at me, but jedis don’t gaf
>casually walk up to the bar
> Pabst Blue Ribbon, I tell the bartender
>bartender doesn’t hear me
>yell it louder
>bartender still doesn’t hear me
>guy next to me looks at me, huffs at me
>oh you want some force lightening? I tell him. Bzzzzzzzzz!!! (Make emperor palpating hand gestures at him)
>he shakes his head at me and leaves
>that’s what I thought!
>bartender comes to up me, what’ll it be chief?
>what do you want?
> Pabst Blue Ribbon
>he opens me a cold bottle and pours it in a glass for me
>Aaaaahhhhh!!! Das the shit

It’s great being a Jedi master.

>> No.51478930

how do I find these AI meme paintings?

>> No.51478940

You're not gonna convince any woman to have sex with you as an ugly fatty unless you have enough cash to dangle at them. Go lose some weight first so you can at least remove the fat part

>> No.51478968

Leverage is based but it's easier to pay for theta than spazz over a 5 minute candle

>clap for my propaganda video and your family gets food rations tonight

Shit can get weird fast

>> No.51478986
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Make your own images. Make sure to train the AI to hate all non whites and trannies.

>> No.51478999
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Have real low standards anon

>> No.51479001
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thanks bro

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>> No.51479023
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eventually, you either play the game or sit out forever, its time to get in shape and with enough luck you'll get an acceptable 5/10

>> No.51479033

post his dick

>> No.51479036

Every since I started investing I feel like time accelerated. Is it because I used to be bored on the weekdays and now I really enjoy a Monday like I used to enjoy a Saturday?

>> No.51479051
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Trading mega large caps on a small account with 10-20x leverage yes or no

>> No.51479057
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how old are you? ive never heard anyone ever say that, but i experienced that too. im always looking forward to the next trading week
rainey qualley

>> No.51479059
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That's a man

>> No.51479091

Sounds like a speed strat to getting liquidated.

>> No.51479092

30. I started at 23 but ever since I was a kid I always liked business and stock. It was my favorite kind of news while watching the news. While everyone enjoys the crime news I always looked forward to the politics business and economics.

But ya, I feel like a month goes by like it's nothing these days.

>> No.51479103
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dubs and I DM David Soxl on the bloomberg terminal monday morning

>> No.51479121
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Got into the habit of calculating my net worth after each quad witch. I am not rich but I'm slowly making money.

>> No.51479126
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i just turned 31, it happened to me this year. so maybe its a 30 thing? i sleep, i work, i go to the gym, maybe i do something on the weekend, but im thinking about the market a lot. june 16th the recent bottom, feels like a a couple weeks ago, and its september, how is this possible

>> No.51479140

For me, it's waiting until my contracts lapse and I write more covered calls. I'm just living the grindset life and putting money away and I feel it too

>> No.51479148

Every day that passes is a smaller and smaller fraction of your life. Our perception of time is relative.

>> No.51479172

33. I've always had autisms for numbers and trading. Diablo 2 as a kid probably didn't help dunno why it took me so long to start trading real shit.

Same shit. Sleep gym sloots stocks and growing mushrooms. Don't really care about anything else. Going on vacation tomorrow with the lady but probably be more excited for Monday opening than the trip.

>> No.51479190

I've played games like Runescape, Diablo 2, TF2 hats, Starsector, Path of Exile, always gravitated towards minmax and trading. Maybe that's why options come naturally to me. I get the mechanics and greeks but still haven't grasped how to consistently make it profitable

>> No.51479199

The human brain compresses similar experiences and especially habits together. You don't remember any particular instance of tooth brushing but know that you do it. Same with locking the front door, etc.
In addition to blocks of time being smaller parts of our life as we grow older is that increasingly much of what we experience is more comfortable, familiar, or safe. Thus the tendency for a lot of "compression" of life as you age giving a greater sensation of quickening time.
Novel experiences, good and bad, don't suffer this same fate. And for the young nearly everything is novel.

>> No.51479200

>tfw 30 years old and still an undergrad

>> No.51479270
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spend that time making trains with AI

>> No.51479299
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I’m playing the game and it’s tough, women today have life so easy

>> No.51479392

It's financial advice. He relaxed, and lost all his money and his life. Never relax anons.
>t. Baltimore

>> No.51479393

lmao ukraine web brigade shills got all pissy their off-topic threads on /k/ were getting deleted, so now they're shilling on /smg/

>> No.51479401
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I went from d2 botting and trade to pro tour mtg to texas holdem to sports betting to stonks. Options are easy money I wish I started this shit a decade ago. Pay for theta. Buy near .7 delta at local bottoms/tops and cash out the profits when it's screenshot worthy.

>> No.51479451

So what was with that end of day pump?

>> No.51479460
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does a credit balance mean i get paid interest just for holding cash in a cash or margin account???

>> No.51479465

I wanted to ask him if he ever tried competitive eating

>> No.51479472
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I'm here currently editing the new update. I finally learned this new video editing software. It's gonna be a banger.

>> No.51479492

>hand pic
you’re not fooling anyone, mr. fat hands.
we all know that’s not your real hand.

Also, you didn’t answer my fucking question.

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Alright anons FDX is a stock that was going down before the pandemic so I'm sure that in the long term it will continue to go down. But in the short term I belive a 20% loss in a day is an overreaction. If it opens red on mon I'm going to buy Puts. If FDX continues to go down leading up to earnings I guarantee you it will moon once earnings are actually reported. Anyways anons FDX seems like an interesting play if you guys are autistic gamblers like me

>> No.51479500
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Just remember, you jack off to these abominations

>> No.51479501

That hand is from an anon who is in the Chad posters this week. Also no I've never done competitive eating. I'm only overweight because I drink 12-15 beers 6 days a week. I don't eat a lot.

>> No.51479517
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Rocker, here is an un-edited AI re-creation of your disgusting janitor hand.

>> No.51479528

It's beautiful

>> No.51479544

im not going to survive the great reset brothers. whats death like? will my stocks save me?

>> No.51479552

I love gambling but the smart play id TPOR calls. Fuck gambling on FedEx directly and TPOR is only $20 share so I can pay for theta. I've noticed all of the most shit companies that deserve to be shorted always keep their share price high so retail can't buy puts on them. Some top tier Jewish shit desu

>> No.51479557
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i have everything ive ever wanted in death

>> No.51479571

My bad anon I meant to say buy calls. If it continues to go down than the kikes will end up driving the price up after earnings. I hope that it can have multiple green days before earnings that way it'll be relatively safe to buy puts. Lastly and most importantly check these dubs

>> No.51479574
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I asked the AI to draw a /smg/ chad bros.... It's over, none of us are going to make it. It knows.

>> No.51479594

Fuck FedEx. Don't give a shit about FedEx. Hate gambling earnings. Simple as. TPOR swing trade seems based tho. Got dunked on too hard recently

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>> No.51479617

Nigger look at that volume. You'll make much more money with fdx swings. Also how tf are you going to do TA on an 3x bull ETF. How tf you gonna say you hate gambling when you're guaranteed to make less money and lose money with TPOR swings?

>> No.51479624

Don’t you lie to me, jonny fat hands! you and I both know for a fact that you are a voracious beast that has triumphantly and concisely won a cornucopia of eating competitions in a wide variety of formats and locations across these proud lands of the americas

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I would heem every AI generated hamtard in this thread

>> No.51479633

World Bank warns higher interest rates could trigger global recession | Study says global economy is in steepest slowdown after a post-recession recovery since 1970
>World Bank warns higher interest rates could trigger global recession | Study says global economy is in steepest slowdown after a post-recession recovery since 1970


>> No.51479638

>you and I both know for a fact that you are a voracious beast that has triumphantly and concisely won a cornucopia of eating competitions in a wide variety of formats and locations across these proud lands of the americas
lol This reminds me of the writing style in Blood Meridian.

>> No.51479639
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I look like that

>> No.51479656


Shane Gillis?

>> No.51479659

Thanks, nigguh

>> No.51479683

Why would you be in cash when you can buy SARK

>> No.51479695

They want a recession though

>> No.51479718

Yes and yes.

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>> No.51479763
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It's fucked either way. Recession cannot be avoided and has already started.

>> No.51479789

yea but we need a soft recession not a hard recession. and its not a recession its an economic chill out. quit harshing the vibe, BLM

>> No.51479796

Death will be preferable to the fate of people living under the great reset

>> No.51479811
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Is that like when ur gf says she doesn't want to break up but she would like a break?

>> No.51479831

They are trying to get a recession to reduce demand

>> No.51479834
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how do i plan my budget for the incoming recession
is saving 40%-60% of my payday (cad$$1000-1500) too aggressive? I wonder when i'd ever be able to consoom

really feels bad """saving""" against inflation right now but my oil stocks go down, but saving it as cash is retarded too, and spending it to consoom is also retarded
what the fuck do i even do

i'm already cutting down my expenses by having 2 fucking housemate. im almost 30 and have a cad$90k job but im still living like a fucking student, this is not what i imagined having a non-minwage job would be like

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Dip into penny stocks. You're at the bottom anways, so you can only go up from there.

>> No.51479896

cant go lower than a penny. if it goes to 2 pennies. youve doubled your money.

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Bruh, those tiny back muscles are no match for this gunt

>> No.51479908

That's sounds like a deal.

>> No.51479919

i already have 50k shares of a pennyshit, they're -50% down now but i used to be +100% on it lol

my TFSA is down 30k from its peak, i really thought too lightly of what those unrealized gains meant after i took out my cost basis (basically im only using $4K of my TFSA contribution now only because I started recontributing with this wageslave job)
holy fucking shit, 30k unrealized gains all gone would have almost paid off my student loans
i really should have thought much harder about that instead of throwing it away because it's "house money"

easy come easy go

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Fresh update

>> No.51479953

CDs are paying mediocre rates now (up from dogshit rates). I'd say save enough for expenses then shove the rest of your rainy day fund into CDs/treasuries.

>> No.51479956

Fake your death and pawn your debt off on someone else idiot

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>(((fall equinox)))

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I don't think you oil princesses understand... America doesn't "ask" for oil prices to change we demand it. We tell the desert goblins what a barrel costs or we bomb all of their villages. Long DFEN and DRIP

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Thanks for the update John. That being said, I'm sick of all the sexual tension in these threads. You and Scoops just need to fuck and get it over with.

>> No.51480126

So you have 90 DTE or so. If you end up bagging a call that doesn't work, how soon do you sell it? Do you cut your losses immediately, or do you wait until like 30 dte, so you still have some theta left?

My problem is picking winners. Or rather, interpreting the trend correctly and not falling for the classic biz meme of buying high and selling low. Does that just get easier with TA and experience?
Also, DRIP doesn't strike me as something with a lot of liquidity/has a high bid/ask spread. Although if it has a 60% gain like you posted, then you probably don't care about maximizing profit and can dump it at market.

I dunno, I've blown about $2000 on options so far this year, because I keep doing stupid $100 purchases that don't work and just bleed off (they're not 1 wte gambles)

>> No.51480129

How do I profit from the depression that will fuck with the USA?


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>> No.51480146

wow they werent lying when they said every episode was constantly being the worst episode ever

so when will this recession drop the price of shipping and metals?

>> No.51480160

If you have a strong thesis and good entry just be patient and martingale. I win on 90% of my options and the ones I lose on are usually because I don't buy enough theta. It's all about disciplined betting though don't put too many eggs in one basket. If you have fear or risk tolerance issues just wheel shares of tqqq or whatever because options can go +/-30% in a day and if that spooks you then they are going to shake you out

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What a work of art. Liberal Arts majors are truly worthless.

>> No.51480197

I'm pretty drunk and going to bed but yes it gets easier with practice and experience. CCL for example has traded between 8.50 and 11 for the last 4 months... check that chart out... if you can't trade options on that you are retarded

>> No.51480262

Thanks for your insight, I'll look over it when I can.

It's not unlike CMRX, which I've got a decent position on already (1400 shares). In my case, it's not super in demand yet, so I'm just writing calls on the upticks. Every month near the 23rd or so, there's a massive spike in volume and candles wick up to 2.85. I'm expecting the price to hit >2.75 next week, and I'll sell half and write half or something.

Anyways, that sort of crab channel seems to be present with both CMRX and CCL, so maybe I can practice on that or something

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Forgot pic

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Thanks for the update Rocker and I am glad you had a week off...sort of, I miss my updates so. This update you seemed really stressed out. It's okay buddy, just stop gambling and figure out a strategy. I just been DCA'ing in NU on these dips last week. It seems like a solid play, but I understand you all hate fintech and BUFFET. Now that you came out and said you enjoy TWINKS and trannies, you can label yourself as BISEXUAL. We are just people here and owning up to shit makes you a chad. I really hope you have been enjoying the AI artwork. I was making the AI create tranny mosaics for 4-6 hours today at work. I really love this program. You can even buy prints and canvases of cool creations. Alright buddy, just working out on the row machine. Time to hit the shower and watch some Venture Brothers or Banshee with the wife.

>> No.51480337

Other than leaving premium on the table, any reason not to try wheel strategy for options?

>> No.51480402

How do I short Lebanon?


>> No.51480453

You take assignment at a bad time and it keeps going down. Selling call strikes below you cost basis is an awful idea and strikes too otm hardly yield anything.

>> No.51480475

>How do I short X country

Though it's a net importer, has a huge debt, and few, if any investable companies.
>ebanon's national currency, the Lebanese pound is pegged to the US dollar at £L1,507 to US$1. This fixed rate has been unstable due to the depreciating value of the pound in the black market.

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No one here can point to this shit hole on a map. They don't matter and I doubt anything will make you money off them.

>> No.51480546

the market pumped due to opex right as the ratio of puts expiring was higher?

we will rally next week when rates come in as expected at 75bps correct? when do we find our bottom would this be near 7th Nov or after? I want to buy the bottom but not sure when it will come..

>> No.51480571
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september is the worst month for stocks
september is where the midterm election bottom occurs
september cpi wasnt cooling as fast as ppl thought
we could get 100 bps on Sept 21 FOMC
average bear market lasts 289 days, which is October 17th
september 26th is Shemitah
its over

>> No.51480615

That's why you pick a stock you really like and sell more puts as it dips. You have to space it out wisely but you'll be able to exit with a smaller pump than if you had not scaled in.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUCK this cunt is only still in his first year, it feels like its the second year. Cant he just fucking die. This means we will go even lower next year ITS FUCKING OVER.

I dont think we'll see 100bps that seems too severe unless its entirely intentional. hmm question is do I buy before FOMC or after...maybe I should split the buy into thirds

>> No.51480625

>Russia and China aren't part of the globohomo
Keke! Oh sweet summer child.

>> No.51480638
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no its the second year. so the historical presidential bottom + mid term bottom is very soon. the best time, Q4 of Year 2 to Q3 of Year 3 is almost here

>> No.51480691

Now put our chart with that chart

>> No.51480712

maybe I should just wait another month till the end of OCT till fomc and shemitah an all that bs is over with. or just do some light buying at local bottoms

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how about this chart to scare you
well think about this. if inflation is high, and the fed and other banks in the world have to tighten significantly and potentially cause a recession where unemployment goes up, when does that happen? it hasnt happened yet, there are lags. if we have a recession middle of 2023 stocks will fall again

>> No.51480723

Maybe you should make SOXL 100% of your portfolio. Or at least 99%

>> No.51480744

How long are we gonna post crash crab this time? Ten years? I'll be dead by then dammit!

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2024 will be our year..............

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Next week will be our week

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>> No.51480925

keep SOXL out your fucking mouth thanks

>> No.51480955

ai just can't manage hands and feet too well, huh?

>> No.51480965

Negro behavior is fascinatingly primitive.

>> No.51480969

>everything is muh AI and not blur from someone moving

>> No.51480989

look closer at picture, lad. that's not blur. it could be some filter though.

>> No.51481032

with 5 dollar cost basis soxl, you can have both these sticks

>> No.51481058

What happened to the guy with alot of SOXL ? Soxl_shill or something

>> No.51481081
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He overleveraged by taking out a loan against his SOXL stack and lost everything during the crash. Last I heard he was sucking dick behind the dumpster at Wendy's just to survive. One anon saw him getting pissed on by a pack of feral niggers in exchange for a half-eaten spicy chicken sandwich. SAD! Many such cases.

>> No.51481156

its already about half i need to avg down

>> No.51481277
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I have 80% in VTI and 20% in VXUS. Rate my portfolio.

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I also have a position in EAT somewhere in there. Love the food.

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David SOXL is a disgrace. He's got these semiconductors, they're more like miniconductors because they're so small you can barely even see them. Very very small, there's nothing "semi" about them. I knew a guy, he invested in SOXL. Now he's broke. His money is gone, totally gone. It's a very sad thing. Probably the saddest thing I've ever seen.

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its a lie, an absolute lie. heres the facts, david soxl is a hero, one of the great inventors of our time, and the semiconductor is the engine of american prosperity! this is the bottom on soxl, it can only go up, and mr trump knows it

>> No.51481503

Those stupid apes were ngmi and still won't. There's a reason why there are huge barriers around ape enclosures at the zoo. We aren't suppose to be near them.

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After Ukraine wins the war, Russia will go back to selling gas at cheap prices to Europe and the energy crisis and recession will be averted right?

>> No.51481634

after ukraine wins the war we can expect a discount on all future exports from russia. Ukraine will be the dog and Belarus will sever itself from it's daddy state to join NATO cause they're pussies.

Nordstream 1 WILL be completed by Russia and China will also enjoy the world wide discount from the increased gas supply as Russia tries to keep it's economy intact. North Korea will also denounce Russia as DPRK and CCCP relations grow stronger over their weakening bloc.

Brazil will pretend like it's the big man and attack it's neighbours Argentina and Mexico will slay half of their population and steal their mining production turning the world back into peace times in 2041.

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>After Ukraine wins the war, Russia will go back to selling gas at cheap prices to Europe and the energy crisis and recession will be averted right?

>> No.51481736

Man, entire point of this war is a break economic ties between Russia and Europe and do not let cheap resources flow in Europe. No matter who will win, this is already achieved.

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Wasn't this dumb nigger bitch actively campaigning to get Biden elected?

>> No.51481801

Hulu doesn't have good content? I just torrented solar opposites and it's pretty ok. Chud.

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>dumb nogress is bearish
This is the bottom or we are on the final legdown

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>> No.51482037

I really, really thought it was Friday.
I was just going through my full pre-market routine for the last 15 minutes
>checking sqzme
>checking put to call ratios
>checking open interest
>checking premarket movers
it was at this step that I realized nothing was moving
have a good weekend /smg/

>> No.51482055

This entire war is because Ukraine has massive natural reserves, with Ukraine becoming closer to the west it’s only a matter of time before they start undercutting Russia. If/when Ukraine wins and gets rebuilt they will start drilling like crazy

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Ong ion fuccin wit deez globohomo niggaz bruh frfr no cap
>buy oil

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>also 1pbtid

>> No.51482158
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>defending the paid shills

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>being so bored you have to troll a stock thread at 7am on a weekend
Sad! Many such cases.

>> No.51482196

I have 2 posts though, actually 3 now

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>> No.51482212

What was he shilling? Soxl?

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>> No.51482252
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It's a thread for the American stock market which uses Eastern Time, fuck europoors.

>> No.51482268

Why? What benefit do you gain from such actions?

>> No.51482275
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I thought putin nuked all the europoors during ww3.... what timeline are we in? Have you guys had the second great depression yet? You'll never guess what kicks it off

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niggers are a protected species, careful with your questions

>> No.51482298

Did you just expect a nigger to be able to understand risk reward?
>buy SPY

>> No.51482347

lmao 10 banks in Lebanon are cucking their customers out of their own money

>> No.51482362

Eurofag here,what broker do I use? robinhood wont let people form outside US register.

>> No.51482361

>3rd world shithole is a 3rd world shithole
who cares

>> No.51482410

The (((banks))) are going to pull the same bullshit worldwide soon. Like klaus schawb planned.

>> No.51482434

which flag is that on the left

>> No.51482477

Banks in UK and Wales are already becoming insolvent. Oh yeah, recession is here and we are getting into a depression next year.


>> No.51482536
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retail is bearish

>> No.51482548

It's literally up to JPow. If he just did a fucking 1 bps hike it would literally be ok.

>> No.51482693

Jesus fuck. didn't even notice this was ai until someone pointed it out

>> No.51482729
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Still too bullish. When 75% are bears and open shorts we have the next massive bear rally.

>> No.51482805


What do In this situation? Parents have all their NW + mortgage with the bank, in relatively small country in southamerica. Both the deposits and the mortgage have the same dollar value today.

Only thing I can think of is gold and property with the cash. About the mortgage, wait for the bank to default and do something?

>> No.51482881

Biden got dabbed on again. Companies/corps cant censor for "viewpoints" in the us appeals court. He was just recently trying to push for social media companies to aggressively censor "extremism" 4chan is safe.. For now.

>> No.51482895
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Can someone please post the XLU info for an anon in need?

>> No.51482904

Impressive, very nice, now let's see that All tab

>> No.51482924

Why cant banks in the developing world get their shit together?

>> No.51482937

dark brandon will reform the judicial branch if that is what it takes

>> No.51482946

It's exactly that, same here

>> No.51482965

Here ya go fren

>> No.51483087

Updated 2020 :(

>> No.51483155


>> No.51483206

google best broker european. diffeent countries have different best ones. i use interactive brokers

>> No.51483207
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What does it all pump EOD into AH? Will we have a limit down on Monday?

>> No.51483232

Algos fucking options expiring on friday

>> No.51483302

Putin more like poopin.

>> No.51483328

Not enough depth to their economy. America is so powerful because even the lowest citizens are quite well to do. Just more money everywhere. Europoors are all poor.

>> No.51483337

boom roasted

>> No.51483355
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Recession if we are lucky, depression if we are not. You can't just 'redefine' your way out of economic reality.

>> No.51483390

Why would you WANT to?
> Literal PURGE scenario, you and your fellow cons descend on unsuspecting towns and do whatever you want, kill whoever you want
Now that's truly living

>> No.51483398
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Should I hold my SPY 365p 9/30?

>> No.51483456
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hey. 1ptid bro. what if im just a regular smg poster who in this market just wants to drop a bobo and leave. look at me. i am 'shilling' in this thread. nya nya nya.

>> No.51483492

>descend on unsuspecting town
>get instantly melted by a drone operated by a furry tranny using an Xbox game pad in Langly

>> No.51483504

what is he trying to do? why is he robbing a place in his pajamas?

>> No.51483544

Don't be racist anon

>> No.51483545

That literally confirms a recession is priced in and the market is about to tank. We're already in one, all the recent articles like this one are just conditioning people for when it happens to make it appear like it was foretold and controlled by the government.

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yikes racist chud detected. that's his culture.

>> No.51483549

Better to die a man than live a slave

>> No.51483553
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The XLU strat says we should have bought in May and to sell and buy the 500 in November for a possible rebound.
We missed it.

>> No.51483572

Needs more SOXL

>> No.51483756
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What a surprise, /smg/ is late to the party on a play...

>> No.51483779

pic rel literally me after holding 5qqq through last week

>> No.51483873

A cute girl gave me her number and we're going on a date. I'm very nervous. Stocks for this feeling?

>> No.51483874

>known someone that had the complete opposite happen to him
>married his first highschool girl friend
>lost his virginity to her
>they still are married and together 14 years later
>they have a nice house, two kids and is in a good paying job that he works from home at
>wife still loves him and submits to him, she is a stay at home mom that cooks and cleans and takes care of the kids
>he has never known what its like for a girl to break up with him
>never known loss or heartache or the feeling of true loneliness and feeling unwanted and unloved

>> No.51483907
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Look at this graaaph.

>> No.51483908

I'm still fucking seething over how oil fucked me. I don't know if I'll ever forgive oil.

>> No.51483966
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Long OIL.

>> No.51483992

Oh, it's saturday

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I will do no such thing. Next week is bobo's market. You best start apologizing if you want mercy.

>> No.51484021

I’m not sure, same with the rat

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>> No.51484073

Honey - is our zestimate up this month?

>> No.51484095

The economic reality is low unemployment though. Its been 3 quarters now. Should have seen some bigger tick up in unemployment right now.

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>> No.51484124


The cubicle cuck summary was top tier.

>> No.51484134

Bullish. But we are probably going slightly lower before back to the green band. Tomorrow we open +.2% then close down -.4%. Check ‘em!

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You heard it here first.

>> No.51484161

this is what bobos are so exuberant abou, they know if they dont really go all in now they will be left behind like they always have as the line will always go up in the end

>> No.51484166

Yes even they know it to be true.

>> No.51484270

this is fucking stupid lmao. the commodity futures market and retail both slow to a crawl at the end of Q3, it's as simple as that. absolutely massive aggregation of cash flows that just dries right up to a trickle. energy futures begin looking ahead beyond winter, when less energy is needed, and as for retail their kids all just went back to school -- no large expenditures, no moving houses, etc.
please by all means keep losing money based on insane ramblings about lizard people or geomagnetic lines or whatever though

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Working on a drawing, what do you think?

>> No.51484286

I think they are counting the imported shitskins in the labor force.

>> No.51484290

how do i know that im havent been talking to ai bots the whole time just googling shit against my posts (the prompts)

>> No.51484291

That’s incredible anon.

>> No.51484297
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mf think they can predict a global dynamic system 50+ years from now (climate) but can't predict if line go up or down

>> No.51484302

thanks, its what im hoping happens monday. kek
i need to learn how to digital draw

>> No.51484306
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did it to yourself, chump
>emotional-driven behavior
>short-term outlook
>zero research, not even a basic understanding of the underlying

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This is bullish.

>> No.51484328

That's what it would take. I dont think hes won a major court case yet.

>> No.51484333

Oil is manipulated like a shitcoin. Biden just waddled out and said "oil needs to go to $80" and literally at the snap of a finger it plummets based on nothing.

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what are the chances we trade like this next week? (I am financially relying on it)

>> No.51484367

not very much (I'm financially relying on it too)

>> No.51484386

>bought SPY at 395
>sold at a loss to buy more at 382
it better go up reee

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Next week the streets will run red with blood.

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sir please

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Bears are funny animals.

>> No.51484470

Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's drawing.

>> No.51484487

Based, do Wake Me Up When Shemitah ends next. I'd take a crack at it but I don't know enough Jewish vocab to fill out the verse.

>> No.51484524

Russia wants to avoid casualties of actual Russians as much as possible so they use PMCs full of prisoners and minorities like chechens. It's kind of funny but there's a reason they're not doing well, they're not sending their best.

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>> No.51484607

>carbs with more carbs

>> No.51484637

>reduction in force
corporate speak continues its slimy evolution I see

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I ate 4 hot dog buns, and chef boyardee spaghetti and meatballs straight out of the can last night.

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>> No.51484663

just the buns?

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>> No.51484700

you should toast them on a hot pan

>> No.51484780

I was drunk, there was no time for that.

>> No.51484792

I was drunk last night and went through all my tinder matches and asked if they liked getting choked. Lol

>> No.51484799

fuck it ill bake.

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I am not going to meet my weight loss goals. Nor my investing goals

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>> No.51484852

Same, but at least I'm a bit more active and my dividends are helping me get through

>> No.51485032

were going to the red line. its a global recession