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Which jobs are the most safe?

Which jobs are fucked?

Linked in is flooded with “#laidoff” posts. I’m scared I literally just got a new job a few months ago. I hate it but that’s besides the point.

>> No.51474610

>>51474506
where u frmom?

>> No.51474642
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51474642

I work in ad-tech. Big corp, but that's besides the point, HR is hiring basically all the time.

>> No.51474688 [DELETED] 

>>51474506
>Which jobs are the most safe?
zogbot, healthcare

>Which jobs are fucked?
tech

>> No.51474831

>>51474642
The heck is ad tech

>> No.51474885

>>51474831
facebook

>> No.51475004

>>51474506
>Which jobs are the most safe?
civil servant.

>> No.51475025
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>>51474831
The people who track your online activities and suggest ads.
>>51474885
That's one example, there are many others that are much better. Facebook has cornered the boomer market, if that's what you're into.
Just to give you an idea, just for this election season, it is estimated that around $8.5bn will be spent on ads by the time everything is said and done.

>> No.51475044

Astronaut. Once ur in space u just float about all day collecting ez space checks. U could even refuse to return home. Wat dey gonna do? Send a policeman up there to handcuff ya and bring u back? Lol that would be a bigger waste of money than just paying the astronaut lololol

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>>51475044
>tfw no space NEET fugitive life

>> No.51475132

>>51474506
Linkedin is gay af. Literally instagram with faggots trying to get as many likes on posts and reaching 500+ followers.

>> No.51475213

>>51475132
It’s a good recession indicator IMO

>> No.51475229

>>51474506
DevOps

>> No.51475245

>>51474642
wat do u do all day

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>>51475245
I am a senior software engineer. I work on exciting things, though, tedious, boring stuff is given to room temperature IQ diversity hires.
Like what I am working on now is a set membership problem that has to work over trillions of entries and get a result back in less than 1 millisecond.
I have worked on big data, machine learning, essentially whatever I want to do, I can do. It took a while to get here, lots of work, sleepless nights, etc, but I am a nerd, this shit excites me.

>> No.51478834

>>51474642
>I work in ad-tech.
I think you're screwed in a recession. I recommend growing potatoes. These contain all the nutrients you need to survive.