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>> No.51473992

Buy SOXL

>> No.51474009

>>51473992
No

>> No.51474011
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51474011

My bags are heavy and my anxiety is high

>> No.51474010
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51474010

No mr snibs..it wasnt supposed to end this way..

>> No.51474016
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51474016

First for late Bobos get heemed

>> No.51474019
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51474019

If you think money supply is the main driver for inflation then tell me how the 70s inflation happened?

The fed wasnt printing then yet still massive inflation. Its from Saudi oil embargo. Supply of goods > money supply when determining inflation levels.

>> No.51474022

>>51474016
and bobos that didnt take a profit :(

>> No.51474029

>>51473992
Provide a decent thesis or stay quiet

>> No.51474034
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51474034

I just got back from the gym and checked my account and now we're green wtf. Absolute clown market

>> No.51474036

>>51474019
No one is arguing that the supply of good isn't a COMPONENT of inflation Mr Shekelberg.

>> No.51474039
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51474039

>>51474016
>>51474022
Press S

>> No.51474040

The only question left now is if we close the gap today

>> No.51474043

>>51474019
It's almost as if inflation can arise from multiple different causes at different times.

>> No.51474044

so what is the deal with UPRO being a fucking scam for poor people who can't afford to play SPY huh? There is no liquidity to trade options and the market makers don't move the bid/ask like SPY. What a scam. Lesson learned.

>> No.51474046
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51474046

loving this organic pump

>> No.51474051

my 700 shares of TQQQ will eventually do something

this many years long bear market is becoming insane

>> No.51474050

>>51473992
Already did at today's low

>> No.51474056
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51474056

>>51474034
We warned you about options fuckery, dawg.

>> No.51474055
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>>51474029
AI will replace you and the AI overlords need, demand silicone production

>> No.51474058

>>51474046
we pump next week then tank

>> No.51474062

>>51474029
>decent thesis
What other thesis do you need other than line go down line go up?

>> No.51474065

>EVGA terminating partnership with NVIDIA
Ready those puts before it's too late bros

>> No.51474072

Fed gunna dump its crap on retail in last three min watch.

>> No.51474079

>the fed continues to create whole new support levels completely out of thin fucking air, every single time the market is ready to move down

>> No.51474084

>>51474062
People have been saying buy SOXL since it was 60 USD.

Not buying your bags. Just not. Simple as.

>> No.51474085
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51474085

>>51473983
God it's so easy to make money in a bear market. Just short everything. It doesn't even matter what it is. I am cumming.

>> No.51474087

FUCK! i got greedy... Monday gunna pump too. fml. I gave you a free win Mumu

>> No.51474089
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51474089

Tripple bottom means ending on a high note

>> No.51474095
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51474095

So I picked up $1000 in yang calls for 10/17 and $1000 in SPY puts for 9/23. If this trade doesn't work out, I will be at pre-SIGA account balance and I'll have to start all over. Wish me luck!

>> No.51474098
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>>51473983
>Bottom is forming (((experts))) say, safe and effective to buy right now

Buy the dip before market closes retard

>> No.51474104

Unfuckingbelievable

>> No.51474103
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51474103

>>51474084
It's okay to have a humble portfolio of 98% SOXL

>> No.51474105

FUCK ROCKER
FUCK BAGGIE
FUCK YOU

>> No.51474110
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51474110

>>51473983
I'm still not fucking selling.

>> No.51474111
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51474111

>>51474044
I've made thousands swinging upro. I'm guessing you bought some retard tier 0.05 delta shit?

>> No.51474114

DRV went fucking red- WOW

>> No.51474115

>>51474065
Nvidia does't give a fuck about gamer faggots anymore. They make their money with businesses now for shit like machine learning chips.

>> No.51474117

>>51474098
The (((experts))) have been saying that for weeks now. Not buying their bags anymore.

>> No.51474120

>>51474103
>he shows his fucking robinhood account to us again

>> No.51474126

>>51474117
Not really

>> No.51474131
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51474131

DING
DING
DING
THAT'S A FUCKING WRAP.
HOW DID YOU COCKSUCKERS DO?

>> No.51474133
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51474133

Jepi

>> No.51474135

which site generates these images, pls respond :(

>> No.51474136

>>51473983
I told you niggers

>> No.51474137
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51474137

>DING DING DING'd

>> No.51474143

>>51474089
>>51474103
>>51474111
This is so cringe. Stop.

>> No.51474145
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51474145

rip higher mon & tues, drop on FOMC weds

>> No.51474146
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>>51474111
na bro i just cant swing trade 14 DTEs 40 delta puts with the guaranteed exit liquidity of SPY. faggots cost be $50 just fucking around with it because I heard about it here when I would have been out with a 1 to 5% quick profit at 3:47pm but instead the UPRO bid assk didnt even move. Absolute faggot shit. Picrel

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>>51474079
Watch the maverick of wall street and you will know why this is happening, the mav has the answers.
Buy a sub on his channel, love my ninja

Watch yesterday's episode

>> No.51474150
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>>51474131
Down 1.17% today. This whole week has been rough but not catastrophic for me.

>> No.51474152

>>51473983
I told you we wouldn't crash in the last hour >>51472838

>> No.51474156

>>51474079
Don't get greedy man, the nasdaq is still down almost a percent today, and that's a win for market sanity.

>> No.51474157

>>51474131
-0.53% after being down nearly -3% all day
also I got divies, so feeling bretty gud

>> No.51474158

>>51474131
- 200 Bong coins.

>> No.51474161
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51474161

>>51474126

>> No.51474163
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51474163

I slurped NU at 5.04 boys while you were all pink wojacking off and doom posting. kek

>> No.51474165

>>51474105
What did I miss?

>> No.51474169
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51474169

>>51474145
Will rally on Wednesday if 75bp

>> No.51474178
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51474178

>>51474163
Alright, you got me, I was buying while doomposting all day.

>> No.51474182

>>51474152
>he discovered one weird trick to see one minute into the future
Shut it down
(In all seriousness, what you said in your post was fucking retarded and you simply made a lucky guess if that was seriously your rationale)

>> No.51474186

That was literally the gayest thing I have ever experienced.
I will never forget how shitty this government was, for the rest of my life.

>> No.51474187

>>51474131
Getting murdered. I'm letting these puts ride over the weekend. I'll see them through to the end. If it doesn't work out I'll double down and blow up my whole account and start over.

>> No.51474189

>>51474111
and of course right after I market order out which I never do with real SPY, only limit orders UPRO dumps last minute and I probably could have gotten out slightly green at the very last minute. Never again with UPRO. only for poor people who cant afford to buy multiple $500 contracts. fucking gay as shit. I'm more mad about the red than I am happy about the green. I havew been had by market maker bots on this board yet again. at least it was only $50

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51474195

>>51474120
>paying fees to lose money like a big Boi

>>51474131
Conservative 10.5% today. Withdrew another $500 to waste this weekend om vacation. I hope you niggers pivoted we are going back to 395-400 next week

>> No.51474199
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51474199

Now that we survived the bear market, what are you buying?

>> No.51474201
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>>51474169
market already knows that the fed leaks the hike # if it's going to be higher than expected. by tues afternoon the 100bps chance will be zero

>> No.51474202
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>>51474178
lmao you fucker. When stocks are down 12% for no fucking reason you buy, not short it even more. /smg/ will never learn

>> No.51474203
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51474203

>Friday night
What can I get you, /smg/?

>> No.51474214

I'm actually not losing all that hard, but holy fucking shit do I need this clownworld to get done doing whatever the FUCK it needs to do for someone without a security clearance to "reason" about it ever again.

>> No.51474215

>>51474195
> I hope you niggers pivoted we are going back to 395-400 next week
We better fucking not. What better happen is the train unions get uppity again and strike.

>> No.51474216

>>51474095
good luck rocker!!

>> No.51474219

>>51474195
Chad

>> No.51474229

Guy, I'm back! Are we MELTING UP yet? BULLISH

>> No.51474230

>>51474203
West Bank Bourdeaux, if you would please.

>> No.51474233

>>51474201
Okay, well then it just rally on Tuesday then

>> No.51474239

>>51474203
Double shot of old crow neat!!
>>51474216
Thanks, normally people just tell me to fuck myself or they hope I die.

>> No.51474240

>>51474195
>he continues to post the screenshot, evidently unaware that it is both a completely faggot thing to do and unaware that his account is not even very impressive
It's honestly embarrassing dude.

>> No.51474241
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51474241

>>51474095
Those urinal cakes will not replace themselves rocker

>> No.51474242

>>51474169
All this says is prepare for boring crab fucking days until Wednesday. Unless big news or massive bitcoin dump to 15k happens then we get carnage on monday

>> No.51474247
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51474247

Bobos still won today

>> No.51474252

>>51474203
Whiskey sour, please, but none of that egg white foam cum bullshit. Thanks, Dr. Crane.

>> No.51474258
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51474258

>>51474240
Post your daily I want to laugh at it

>> No.51474259

>>51474241
KEK

>> No.51474271
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51474271

He comes.

>> No.51474272

we are closing in on june bottom. 7% away

>> No.51474281
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51474281

I told you fags it would recover strongly when dow was 1% down because of the tripple bottom, golden diagonal, and gap to be filled

>> No.51474285
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>> No.51474289
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51474289

>>51474281
worst TA i've ever seen

>> No.51474294

>>51474240
Look at this wet blanket, what a cringe negative faggot

>> No.51474314

>>51474241
This is why the $10k fund is more important than ever. Make sure to do your part. Drop in $1000

>> No.51474319

>>51474195
>we are going back to 395-400 next week
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SNIBS, STOP.

>> No.51474323
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51474323

Bobo can't even crash the market right

Pathetic

>> No.51474335

>>51474323
line doesnt go down in a straight like

>> No.51474339

How much chicken and rice should I have for dinner?

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>>51474319
>We've done fucking nothing since early March
The crabbing will continue until morale improves.

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51474344

>>51474098
Not so fast

>> No.51474346

>>51474131
my bobo play keeps getting money. tempted to take profits

>> No.51474350

>>51474258
No, I'm not a juvenile faggot.

>> No.51474355

how come I am more mad at a $50 late day UPRO loss due to market maker bid/ask trickery than I am about winning $400 on SPY? The feeling of being swindled by a bunch of jewish gangsters manipulating an algo is just so unsettling. And yes the fake bid/ask orders that constitute a options order book is human manipulated algo bullshit. At least wthe sheer volume on SPY keeps it more honest. Fuck UPRO and fuck that faggot posting a single UPRO contract with a $50 gain as a brag. Nice 12% gain but proving my point, its for poors only

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>>51474319
Embrace the crab and lock in profits when they are offered. Crab is king.

>> No.51474360

>>51474135
>>>/g/88639756

>> No.51474363
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51474363

Reminder that inflation is because the fed printed 38% of the money supply post 2020. Only Jews pretend that inflation can't be caused by too much brrrrrrrr from the money printer

>> No.51474366

Well that witching was disappointing

>> No.51474369

>>51474346
There's literally no reason for the market to not go lower. The fed told you their plan and the plan was to tank the markets to fight inflation. Not a little, but a lot

>> No.51474372

>>51474323
Bro the AI even registers the little fuzzies that yarn gives off fucking hell man

>> No.51474383
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51474383

I sold SQQQ at 50.20 today

>> No.51474384
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51474384

GREAT DEPRESSION THIS WINTER

>> No.51474392
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51474392

Reminder that the greatest threat to civilization is the ((central banks)) and that inflation is a direct attack on the working class

>> No.51474401

>>51474363
if you want to appear intelligent you should be posting the m2 money stock chart and not deposits

>> No.51474403
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51474403

SOXL sissies we can’t stop winning

>> No.51474408
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51474408

Steak anon here. Rate my steak. Also I bought soxl, ai, and pltr today.

>> No.51474415
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>>51474401
Oh but its much worse

>> No.51474416
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>>51474360
>check thread
>it's nothing but coomer shit
Amazing we are given technology that can recreate almost anything in existence and coomers use it to make porn. Seriously thinking we need a world War and to revoke women's rights lads...

>> No.51474417

>>51474355
>it's for poors
Yes.. that's the whole point.. I can afford to purchase 3 weeks of theta on UPRO because I'm not a total degenerate that does 0dte (well sometimes but it's dumb still)

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51474421

>It didn't close as red as it opened!
>bears btfo lmao!
k

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51474423

>2 days or no stock market
don't even know what to do with my life

>> No.51474424

>>51474408
Cut it and show how done it was.

>> No.51474425

>>51474369
yeah im worried about the fomc and some gay and fake pumps. im all in so i think id take profits and re-enter.

my initial goal was hold to monday.

>> No.51474430

>>51474366
could have been alot worse. pretty boring day.
anyone pick up any fdx? hoping for a small bounce play...

>> No.51474431
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51474431

>complacency

>> No.51474439
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51474439

The previous 5 times there was a big pump in 5 minutes, the market immediately corrected down again over the next 20 minutes. Why did the last rally suddenly stick?

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>>51474424

>> No.51474456
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>>51474415
>63% of all bills created since 2010
>31% of all bills created since 2020
and people wonder why we hate jews

>> No.51474460

>>51474408
>steak
Better be well-done, m8
t. British

>> No.51474463

>>51474431
I think we're entering anxiety

>> No.51474465

>>51474392
You shouldnt be working class then. America had a bank from the beginning. Hamilitons position of factories and finances won. Only midwits think America was supposed to be some labor based nation. America is a merchant republic.

>> No.51474467

>>51474392
Correct

>> No.51474468
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51474468

I lost 1.4 percent this week. I outperformed the market. I feel frustrated as shit though because I should have sold my oil on Tuesday. I debated it a lot whether or not to sell and in the end I didn't. That alone would have put me at break-even for the week. Yesterday I also sold spxs too early. I should have finished in the green this week. I'm happy to outperform I guess.

>> No.51474477

>>51474465
banks != a central bank owned by a private corporation of jews

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>>51474463
I think we're entering whatever the fuck Biden, Powell, and the PPT says we're entering.

>> No.51474482

>>51474455
its fuukin raw

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51474484

Oh great, the $10k fund has already been removed!!! REEEEEEEE!!!!!!

>> No.51474495

>>51473268
>>51473284

Hahaha is the anon who explained SQL vs NoSQL and clean vs unclean data to me in the last thread still posting hahahah

>> No.51474498

>“Do not listen to what the prophets are prophesying to you; they fill you with false hopes. They speak visions from their own minds, not from the mouth of the Lord." - Jeremiah 23:16

>> No.51474499

>>51474460
Do brits really? Is this a euro thing or a bong thing?

>> No.51474504

>>51474417
>Yes.. that's the whole point.. I can afford to purchase 3 weeks of theta on UPRO because I'm not a total degenerate that does 0dte (well sometimes but it's dumb still)
That's fine, but the lack of liquidity doesn't work for my intraday in and out like a robbery strategy. I would have locked in a guaranteed 1 to 5% quick gain on SPY at exactly 3:47pm based on the price movement, but instead I fucked around with UPRO because I already won for the day and I wanted to check it out with house money and then the bid ask didn't even move with a $1 price move in 1 minute. So I turned a $450 win into a $400 win but I just feel cheated out of the $50 when that $50 would have been mine had I just played SPY again like always. Lesson learned but fuck that shit I will leave it for others with not time sensitive strategies.

>> No.51474515

>>51474465
Wtf, every founding father stood in opposition to central banks and fiat currency. Jefferson called fiat currency "the ghost of money". You can't have a free republic and centralized finance.

>> No.51474516

>>51474495
Does it contradict your totally analogous and valid experience with visual basic and uipath?

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51474524

>>51474408
Noice. Thinking to do another ribeye roast this weekend, can't wait

>> No.51474525

>>51474465
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>> No.51474528

>>51474408
You need more heat to get a good sear. You’re not putting enough salt and pepper on it either. That shit better be medium rare or medium too. If you cooked it medium well or well done with no sear then you’re truly a retard.

Here’s my recommendation:

Turn your burner up to max power

Sear each side until they’re crispy

Keep an eye on the internal temp with a meat thermometer and pull it as soon as you hit your preferred level of doneness.

I am not a steak doneness nazi, but if you aren’t getting a good sear and doing anything more than medium doneness then your cooking temp is too low.

>> No.51474540

>>51474524
That thing is beautiful, my man. Good job.

>> No.51474541

>>51474499
Bong.

>> No.51474547

>>51474516
>UiPath
wtf do these guys do? And no its not contradicting anything. I'm a non-CS guy who is learning CS right now to integrate my understanding of finance into programming/time series/data science and the anon in the last thread who explained NoSQL vs SQL and what "clean" data is was just really helpful and awesome. Not arguing with anything hes saying. Rather, i am learning from him.

>> No.51474553

>>51474455
4/10
>Uneven cook between center and edge
>Sear is average
>Didn't grill it

>> No.51474563
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51474563

Uhhhhh bros?

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>>51474524
That looks amazing. I went medium rare cause I like a little blood.
>>51474528
I cooked it on 7/10. Forgot to get thyme at the store.

>> No.51474565

>>51474547
Ah my bad. The "hahaha" caused me to mistake you for someone else.

>> No.51474576

>>51474565
Who. Did. You. Mistake. Me. For.

>> No.51474579
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51474579

When will the fed take responsibility for its fuck up

>> No.51474580

>>51474415
HOLY SHIT

>> No.51474584
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51474584

ASMB stock ladies!

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>>51474540
>>51474568
425 indirect heat on the bbq, takes like 2 hrs but friggin worth it.

>> No.51474588

>>51474547
Also I don't know what they do. They go around trying to convince corporate managers that a windows UI can be meaningfully scripted, as far as I can tell.

>> No.51474594

>>51474477
The banking system is irrevocably jewish, as long as executives aren't considered legally responsible for deposits and won't end up pennyless if they gamble with the customers money and lose it as the bank goes bust. There should be guaranteed no bailouts for anyone but normal people, and in case bailouts for deposits are necessary then the executives are liquidated and pay as much as they have before gubbyment steps in. This fix the entire financial system and the reliance on printing, bailouts and QE by discouraging degenerates from gambling and then holding society hostage. No bailouts, you break it you buy it with your family's entire stash of old money, get fucked.

>> No.51474595

>>51474584
You still post here lmao

>> No.51474602

>>51474576
Some pussy sucker

>> No.51474612

>>51474594
All you need to do make fractional reserve lending a form of fraud and everything else will basically solve itself

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>>51474415
Print more.

>> No.51474622

>>51474594
There is some random jew who lurks these threads who genuinely thinks that the fed cannot cause inflation from over printing. That if they just doubled the money supply overnight weimar republic style everything would be fine

I can fucking smell him where is that disgusting creature

>> No.51474624

>>51474563
>-100%
It's unironically over

>> No.51474628

>>51474515
No they definitely didnt. The US had paper money and so did the Union during the civil war. They absolutely didnt oppose central banks. They all voted for it to be chartered which Hamilton led.
>>51474477
The fed isnt a private bank. The chairmen and members are approved by congress.

>> No.51474630

>>51474499
I want a meal, m8. Not a fuckin slab of raw cow. You daft?

>> No.51474637

>>51474495
I am still here, yeah

>> No.51474638

>small cap stock moves 10% ah with high volume bids
I hate nonsensical shit. 30 minutes ago they would get better pricing on the buys

>> No.51474644

>>51474148
Hrs really good and entertaining

>> No.51474646
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51474646

>51474628
>The fed isnt a private bank
there he is, I knew I smelled a fucking rat lurking

>> No.51474652

>>51474579

Never. They fulfilled their mandate perfectly:

Part 1: Enable congress to achieve a politically optimal outcome in terms of balancing vote buying/asset returns/CPI.
Part 2: protect the global Dollar System, and use it as a weapon against rival nations, to preserve its elevated commodity purchasing power.

Unemployment? huh? Sorry m8, not sure bout that.

>> No.51474660

>>51473268
>I used the word "clean," but that maybe isn't the best word. I'll try to explain.
Thank you
>When I said "clean data," I guess what I probably should have said is "data with a uniform schema," because cleanliness is something sort of different; Data with a uniform schema can be unclean too.
Thanks makes sense
> So for example, suppose you received a bunch of rows of data, and the file was "uniform" in the sense that every row had the same columns (so a well-defined) schema.
Thank you yeah
> And suppose one of the columns was a numerical column, like "property value" or whatever, and suppose some rows had a plain numerical value for their property value, and other rows had the property value in quotation marks.
Yes thank you i think i get it
>And some rows had a number with commas ("425,000") and others didn't ("425000"). Those would be instances of dirty data.
Thank you for sure im getting it
>The screenshot you provided, I would say is VERY clean if that's representative of the whole file.
Thank you yes it was very clean AirDNA data thank you
>Big data is often a gigantic dataset assembled from multiple sources; so it's going to contain rows with different columns, etc, and the process of processing, studying, querying, and analyzing that data is going to involve a lot of very non-SQL-like tasks, like you're going to be running the data through some kind of sanitization to deal with the types of uncleanliness I described above, you're going to be reconciling the different schemas, deciding which columns are equivalent to each other, maybe with the help of machine learning and statistics.
Thank makes sense, the data sanitization requires some data science techniques like ML to normalize it
>at the end of all of it, you're still going to have a shitload of non-perfect data, and your queries are going to yield rough insights and correlations rather than precise answers and calculations.
Thanks
>A big dataset can be clean too, but often isn't.
Thx

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The bear market is over... yeah okay..... back to bull mumu faggot. buy the dip!

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LOCL is a good short. Has puts too (illiquid asf).

LOCL/Local Bounti’s Q2/22 results filed last month. Should go to $2 eventually.

Expect a significantly dilutive equity issuance in Q4/22E-Q1/23E

> Liquidity of $83m remaining

>Burning $25-30m FCF/qrtr
>Limited financing options

>Equity issuance will price at a wide discount (we estimate 8-10%)

> New language in LOCL 10-Q filed last month: [pic related]

Basically its a company that sells agricultural products like lettuce, and they are in debt, and don't have enough cash on hand to pay that debt. So they gotta dilute to raise cash to service the debt. Simple.

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>>51474584
i suppose if you baghold long enough your dick really will fall off

>> No.51474699

>>51474415
based. Anyone who still is wanting to 'audit the fed' is basically against American Diversity

>> No.51474703

>>51474630
>well done
I bet you use steak sauce or worse...ketchup... as well

>> No.51474707

>>51474660
You're welcome bro

>> No.51474714

Based intel with the +1% day. It’s nice watching the semi design companies bleed

>> No.51474720

>>51474707
>>51473284
>An example of a big data dataset could be tons of things, like for example, idk, shopping records from multiple ecommerce websites who all use slightly different schemas,
Thank you
> or the records of how the users click around the website(s); so we're talking every click, every mouse movement, every page navigation being logged into a NoSQL database.
Yes thank you
>Maybe the dataset contains records of interactions from over a period of time when the website changed structure too, so you've got inconsistencies in the data, interactions with pages that didn't exist before or pages that were replaced with a slightly different page or had their UI adjusted.
Thank you so much
>Just a random example made up in my head.
Thanks I got it!

>> No.51474724

>>51474131
Commodity stocks still bleeding slowly
>that closing pump
SQQQ still comfy

>> No.51474727

>>51474439
Because PPT is using game theory to punish us peons for daring to short their market while Biden and the CIA are doing such an amazing job " building back."

>> No.51474735

>>51474703
>calling me retarded
I know what good seasoning and a good sear is. I'm just not into larping as a vampire.
That's not okay with you? I bet your Mcdonalds burgers are fully cooked, you fucking hyprocrite.

>> No.51474767

>>51474568
Get that heat up my dude. The flavor is on the surface. I totally coat my steaks in garlic salt and pepper . I’m talking a full tablespoon or more of each. Also, make sure to use fresh cracked pepper. Get your temp up on your skillet until it starts to smoke a bit. Put avocado oil down before you put the steak on as this will help make the fat and steak surface crispy and flavorful aka carmelized.

You can achieve a medium rare or rare cook if you put the steak in the freezer for about 30 minutes when you bring it home from the store thereby keeping the center cool and have a crispy, flavorful surface.

>>51474586
When you say indirect heat what do you mean by that? I gotta try your method.

>> No.51474771

>>51474735
Ground beef should always be well done because the center has been exposed to the air. You don't have to worry about that with Steak. Do your steaks have any juices at all?

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>>51474771
>Ground beef should always be well done

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>>51474727
>peons for daring to short their market while Biden and the CIA are doing such an amazing job " building back."
>Th hedgies are trying to stop us from making america great again! Hold the line apes!

>> No.51474796

>>51474785
>cringe faggot argues in bad faith because he wants to talk about Trump and post reddit memes
Why don't *you* go back to /pol/ faggot?

>> No.51474798

Let's suppose I have 100k invested into stocks and bonds at 40/60 ratio respectively

The market doesn't look so good so I think pulling the stocks out is a good idea.

But what do I do with the bonds? Are they going to be alright if the market enters depression mode?

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>> No.51474813

I can't post in the same thread as whatever fucking dipshits are here now, so bye.

Funny how they were gone when the market was down.

>> No.51474817
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51474817

I have 2 questions and 2 questions only

1) How do I raise horde unity in Eu4

2) What is the non-conspiracy based take on why today was so muted in general while fedex got heemed? Do people really think it's fedex's fault there's a recession coming?

>> No.51474823

>>51474798
Bonds will lose value as they raise rates. New bonds will have a higher coupon. Unless you are buying munis and corporate. Prob should stay cash until fed is done.

>> No.51474826

>>51474707
So anon I'm pretty curious since you're the SQL/NoSQL expert of the thread.
In finance a lot of funds use stochastic models developed a long time ago for predictive value. A lot of super modern cutting edge Wall St quants say that one should "watch the contemporary trend" and that stochastic variables should be analyzed by 'big data' and AI.


After what my dumbass has learned from you today, it seems like NoSQL databases would be ideal for these sort of quant + fundamental analyses (quantamental)

It seems like the future of finance is just actually big data using NoSQL since all the data sources would totally be incongruous and inherently unclean and meant for big data databases (NoSQL)

>> No.51474830

>>51474484
Use GiveSendGo dude

>> No.51474833

>inverse /smg/ except for when everyone is bearish

>> No.51474834

>>51474817
>non-conspiracy based
I'm sure Jim Cramer will tell you all about it, oh sophisticati.

>> No.51474867

>>51474830
I'll check it out

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>>51474767
Just not directly over the heat. On mine I have the left 2 burners on and have the meat between 3 & 4.

Seasoning is mainly a little delli mustard & pappys seasoning

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>>51474813
You seem... upset.

>> No.51474887

>>51474679
Looks like from the chart it went public via SPAC kek.

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51474904

>>51474586
>letting juices drain
>not pan searing than finishing in the oven at low heat
its your choice

>> No.51474917

>>51474785
you blew your cover, wages docked for this shift

>> No.51474919

>>51474886
Yeah I'm upset that I live in a society that put the most obnoxiously closed-minded faggots on earth in charge of everyone else's conversations.

>> No.51474923

>>51474833
Correct

>> No.51474925
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51474925

>FUTURES

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51474930

>>51474919
>I live in a society

>> No.51474934

>>51474930
Yet another hilarious, high quality post from Anonymous.

>> No.51474938
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51474938

>https://www.orlandosentinel.com/health/os-ne-health-monkepox-orange-public-schools-20220916-a6h7yfeqc5h7rn67mmf6wciok4-story.html
Bullish for SIGA? After hour trade volume has been insane

>> No.51474937

>>51474778
???? You eat raw ground beef?

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51474941

>>51474934
Thanks, anon. I'm killing time before a date soon.

>> No.51474954

>>51474904
That is a way to do it but I prefer using my bbq during the hot months...feels really dumb turning on the oven when the ac is running. Also theres plenty of juice, if I do it this weekend ill take a picture

>> No.51474957

>>51474817
>Why so muted?
I would guess its because of FOMC next week, and everyone is waiting for that?

>> No.51474966

>>51474934
Well, continue being a shit stain than

>> No.51474967

>>51474826
Well, a few thoughts on that stuff. My first thought is that Wall St almost certainly is already using the most appropriate technology for whatever it is they do. NoSQL and big data processing in general are both a couple decades old at this point, so if it's applicable to financial analysis, I'm sure they're using NoSQL already and have been for some time.

So I would guess that's not the future of finance, but rather the present. With regards to big data and data analysis, AI certainly is the future though. Machine learning and big data are very much intertwined; big data is used to train models, or to look at it differently, models are used to make sense out of big data. I am certain Wall St will use (and probably already does use) machine learning models trained on stock market data to make predictions. I'm sure they have models trained on company fundamentals, and models trained on raw price action, and the future is probably going to be improving those models with newer AI and newer neural net architectures etc.

One other thing is that machine learning and big data analysis is not necessarily just for messy data. In the realm of Wall St, for instance, I imagine a lot of their data might actually be pretty clean, but just so voluminous that it requires big data technology to store and run computations upon, and big data analysis / machine learning to make sense of.

>> No.51474972

>AQB broke under $1 today
>WISH broke under $1 today
any other ones I'm missing?

>> No.51474973

>>51474941
The thing I've realized is that, no matter how upset I get, you're a perpetually buttangry faggot living in a constant state of bitterness that you never have anything even remotely novel to think about or say. You fixate on me because you know I know.

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51474982

>>51474937

>> No.51474993

>>51474588

Selling corps on the idea of making certain tasks easier so that dumber, cheaper, fungible people can perform them is big business. Much to the amusement of intelligent people who command a high salary, this almost never works and the reworked system usually ends up being both more limited and slower to customize than what it replaced.

Managers really, really resent good devs and hate paying them so much. Actually IQ is in short supply in this world and the power it gives devs who know their worth absolutely chaps their asses. Lol.

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51474996

>>51473983
>buy WISH calls with $1 strike price
>wait for the stock to inevitably reverse split
>share price does 5-10x
>acquire free money

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51475000

>>51474973
I think there's some kinda psychology thing about being persecuted all the time.

>> No.51475005

>>51474993
>Managers really, really resent good devs and hate paying them so much.
I have noticed that now that you mention it.

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>>51474817
>1) How do I raise horde unity in Eu4
loot provinces while you're at war and then raze them when you take em
don't forget to GOOOUUUUUUAAAHHH

>> No.51475019

>>51474813
>He lost money in the markets
>Again

>> No.51475026
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51475026

Quick reminder, fuck UPRO, fuck that Robinhood faggot posting his shitty account, fuck PPT, fuck CNBC Jews, fuck federal reserve Jews, fuck the tavistock institute, fuck the Jannies from said institute, fuck the algos, fuck the fomc meetings, fuck CPI readings, fuck quad witches, fuck low liquidity bid/ask spread fuckery, fuck the market makers, their mothers, and their children. Anyone remember that random day in june when all the bids and asks went backwards for a few seconds? What was that? A liquidity crunch? Fuck UPRO faggots same bullshit and vix options

>> No.51475029

>>51475000
You mean like a name for when you're naturally creative and then some buttangry faggot becomes obsessed with you because he isn't?

Hey, why weren't you here earlier today? Like at around 12:30, were were you??

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>>51474954
the way to do it is to mince it, throw in spice, little mustard and ketchup, some anchovies and capers chopped, an egg yolk and eat that shit raw. but if you can't make steak tartare and be an eskimochad 24/7, there's nothing wrong with getting milage out of a grill i guess. I just find it useless unless its a means of cooking while talking with everyone whos drinking outside. it is definitely an inferior taste. brining first can help it retain some water.

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51475039

>>51474785
>> >peons for daring to short their market while Biden and the CIA are doing such an amazing job " building back."
>Th hedgies are trying to stop us from making america great again! Hold the line apes!

>> No.51475046

>>51475029
>>51475019
Same question for you.
Why did you only just now start posting after a full day of eventful trading hm?

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>>51475029
I was doing lunch time errands.

>> No.51475049

>>51474972
Bitf is almost there.

>> No.51475057
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51475057

Holding SQQQ is going to print Monday- Screen shit piss

>> No.51475072

>>51474938
i seen someone died from pox too yesterday i htink

>> No.51475082

>>51475046
My shitposting shift doesn't start till this hour. A man's got to have some time off anon

>> No.51475088

>>51474982
baste tartare boster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNJ5gnFXmhs

>> No.51475090

>>51474011
Just close your portfolio and forget about it for 5 years. Pretend this money never existed and come back to it later.

>> No.51475102

Everyone who is a legitimate user of the site and thread, don't forget what we say to the two or three obnoxious faggots who only show up when it's time to gloat about how their one trade for the day happened to be green this time:

GO BACK TO REBBIT, FAGGOTS.

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>>51475038
>the way to do it is to mince it, throw in spice, little mustard and ketchup, some anchovies and capers chopped, an egg yolk and eat that shit raw.
>to a ribeye
No.

>> No.51475113

>>51475082
>>51475048
GO BACK TO REBBIT, FAGGOTS.

>> No.51475122

>>51475102
>legitimate user
Where are they? I come here to talk to bots and social science academics

>> No.51475128

>>51475122
I still think you might be thinking of reddit.

>> No.51475131
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51475131

Is this bearish?

>> No.51475135

>>51475102
I'll have you know I made $6.71 today for a total of $113.87 this week. Get on my level

>> No.51475137

>>51474823
That's what I'm hearing elsewhere; just liquidate into cash and then buy bonds/stocks after things crash

>> No.51475149

>>51475128
It's the same thing...

>> No.51475150

>>51475088
>I didn't make Gordan Ramsey cry he made himself cry
Holy fucking based, that's exactly how I feel when a tranny starts seething in a thread

>> No.51475154

>>51475131
They hated her because she spoke the truth.

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>>51475105
the discover of fire and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

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51475177

We already hit the bottom. If you're not buying then you're stupid. People pretend to be smart bears by shorting bubble that has already deflated. QT is already priced in even before Fed finished it, prices of stocks are at levels before covid. Economy slowdown will be an opportunity for S&P500 companies to buy out competitors for pennies. Same goes for interest rate hikes, they will benefit coporate america.
Once again, you're smart if you shorted year ago. Shorting now is sign of being stupid.

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>>51474938
Exposed not infected. We still have not reached peak infection.

>> No.51475191

>>51475164
Umm, you wouldn’t have commercial fishing without fire, sweaty.

>> No.51475199

>>51475131
>inventory on homes
like you go to the home store and theyre like "oh no inventory sorry, covid and all."?

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>>51475177
BUY THE DIP! BUY THE DIP!!! IGNORE THE YIELD CURVE INVERSION. YOU KNOW LAST TIME YIELD CURVE INVERTED COVID HAPPENED. THAT WAS JUST BAD LUCK!!!!!!!!

THIS TIME IT'S DIFFERENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.51475204

>>51475177
Nigger, we are at 31,000 NASDAQ

This bubble just started letting a bit of air out.

I’m gonna screengrab this post to throw it in your face next year.

>> No.51475227

>>51475177
>prices of stocks are at levels before covid
But what about fed balance sheet total assets? Haven't seen any 4chan jpgs telling me that they haven't dumped anything in quite a while. Did they actually start QT or is it all a larp to print more money to send to Ukraine so they can "win the war" and then we can go back to pumping to ATHs because muh democracy is strong. What's the deal here? Who is jewing who?

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51475234

>>51475177
You silly Mumus have sounded like a broken record all year long and you won't stop. You won't stop as we go down even more and when finally we stop going down you'll feel vindicated. Diagnosis: retardation. Prognosis: ngmi without another QE-fueled golden bullrun.

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>>51475182
I get the impression from the article that it was a teacher who exposed a class of 19 students.
>Monkepox vaccines have been administered to all potentially exposed children with high-risk medical conditions whose families opted to vaccinate, Karch said.
>In addition, one child has developed a rash that Karch said is “very unlikely to be monkepox” and is more likely to be allergic contact dermatitis. Even so, a pediatrician has swabbed that child to test for monkepox out of an “abundance of caution,” he said.
>School remains in session in line with the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention advice that people potentially exposed to monkepox but without symptoms do not need to quarantine.

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>>51475177
20% of US firms going under has not been priced in. You're stupid.

>> No.51475266
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TOP RISK BY IMPACT WEF
INFECTIOUS DISEASE. MONKEY POOP AND OTHER SHIT PROBABLY SMALL POX WILL MAKE A PLAY LATE THIS YEAR EARLY NEXT YEAR and CONTINUE FOR THE NEXT TWO YEARS PREDICTED BY THE WEF YOU BITACHHH!

SOMETHING is going to blow this yield curve economy and market off the roof. Wait for the yield curve to un-invert that is when the fireworks will be loaded ready to go off any minute.

Place your bets.
1) CHINA INVADES TAIWAN
2) MONKEY/SMALL POX
3) RUSSIA/NATO WAR
4) ALIEN INVASION
5) SOMETHING SOMETHING SUPPLY CHAIN

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>>51475177
Look at this chart and tell me to my face that we won't go any lower.

>> No.51475284
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YES MOMMY MARKET PLEASE SIT ON ME AND MAKE MY ASSETS GO DOWN ANOTHER COUPLE OF PERCENTAGE POINTS UwU

>> No.51475293

>>51475203
Yield curve is changing all the time. People will figure out that even though USD is in shit position, the rest of the world is even in bigger trouble.

>>51475204
You probably meant DOW? Eiteher way, you're comparing apples with oranges. 31000 in current dollars is not the same as 31000 2 years ago. All of the world currencies got denominated since then.

>>51475227
They are not in hurry, probably because there is huge demand for USD worldwide.

>> No.51475295

>>51475266
1,3, and 4 probably

>> No.51475306

>just the dumbest, most puerile
>boring as fuck, obnoxious
>glowfaggot asshole
>posting
NO ONE THINKS YOU'RE FUNNY
YOU DON'T EVEN THINK YOU'RE FUNNY

>> No.51475310

>>51475257
I don't care about shitty companies that existed only because of cheap debt. I invest in corporate america. Corporate will be happy to take over the business of weak firms.

>> No.51475316

How are these years lows going to affect niggerinos?

>> No.51475326

>>51475306
>schizo chimpout post
Kek

>> No.51475331

>>51475266
Cyber pandemic

>> No.51475333

>>51475177
>Once again, you're smart if you shorted year ago

we had prety insane year end rally last year. you would be liquidated if you shorted then.

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>>51475331
So even the bears will be wiped out. That shit would be hilarious!

>> No.51475340

>>51475326
>chimpout
MORE 4CHAN WORDS
MORE 4CHAN WORDS == FUNNIER

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>>51475177
>priced in

>> No.51475346

>>51475274
I don't look at charts, they are misleading and give false sense of confidence. People are good at finding patterns, but are very bad at drawing conclusions from them (ot find conclusions where there are none to be found).

>> No.51475368

>>51474415
And stupid congress people still ask why we have inflation, lol. Plain as day.

>> No.51475383

>No, I didn't make Jerome cry, he made himself cry.

>> No.51475385

what are your friday plans? i hope not sperging out on smg???

>> No.51475386

>>51475306
Do you require medical assistance?

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>>51475340

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>>51475340
>>51475326
i would like to draw the jury's attention to the immediacy of the response, and the full capslock mode.

>> No.51475412

>>51475386
>>51475392
OH LOOK THEY'RE STILL HERE
DAZZLING US WITH THAT CLASSIC ANON WIT

>> No.51475427

>>51475410
YES I DON'T USUALLY LIKE TO GO AROUND SAYING THAT THIS IS CRINGE AND THAT IS CRINGE, BUT EVERY TIME YOU TRY TO BE WITTY, IT CAUSES A VISCERAL CRINGE REACTION. IT IS INSTANTANEOUS.

>> No.51475429

>>51475412
>us

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>>51475331
Cybersecurity anon here. I worry all the time about a cyber black swan wiping out online banking, online payment systems, power plants, etc. We've already seen the effect of ransomware on food and supply chains. Sin will punish us for relying on the forbidden machina.

>> No.51475443

>>51475383
I'm imaging Powell running the Fed like Gordon Ramsay runs a kitchen now lol

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>>51475410
Idk what you're implying. It's just some anon having a paranoid schizophrenic moment.

>> No.51475454

>>51475443
I imagine it's a lot more like the Wolf of Wall Street.

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>>51475234

The hardest thing is always knowing when to stop doing something that has been working.

Right now bobos are right, but many will overplay their hands. The Fed will pivot and they will deny it and try rationalizing it saying the Fed is powerless or something. Even when we're still in bear market I see some of them preemptively talking that narrative, psyching themselves up to fight the fed. The post-pivot rally is gonna rip their fucking heads off.

O well. Can't really help them. They won't listen. People are silly.

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>> No.51475463
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>>51475443
>Chef, I raised the rates.
>By 50bps?
>...70bps...
>Oh, fuck me.

>> No.51475470

HEY I KNOW, LET'S ALL "GRIEF" PEOPLE WHO ARE FUNNIER THAN WE ARE INTO ENTERTAINING US, AND THEN WE CAN ACT LIKE WE'RE THE FUNNY ONES FOR BEING ENTERTAINED

>> No.51475476
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51475476

SIGA is at $11.80, my bastards.

>> No.51475484

>>51475460
>Fed is powerless
True bobos know how powerful our overlords are

>> No.51475490

>>51475427
WHY ARE WE YELLING???

ALSO BING BONG YOU'RE WRONG LOL STAY MAD FAGGOT LMAOOOOO xDDDD

>> No.51475494

>>51475460
>The Fed will pivot
QE is not restarting anytime soon. You are silly.

>> No.51475516

>>51475448
god i hate cats. i hate fats too, don't get me wrong, but i still don't understand the collective fascination with cats. they're always assholes. note how loyal and obedient the dogs are. dogs are great. cats are assholes, always. they are incapable of love, they merely use you (especially if you're a soiboi)

>> No.51475517

>>51475490
MOSTLY BECAUSE IT TRIGGERS SNARKY FAGGOTS INTO HAVING VERBAL ALTERCATIONS WITH ME THAT THEY'RE DESTINED TO LOSE
IT'S A WAY TO VENT BY FINDING PEOPLE WHO ARE FINGERING THEIR ASSHOLES ABOUT HOW SOPHISTICATED THEY ARE AND THEN MAKING THEM LOOK STUPID EVEN THOUGH I'M ACTING LIKE A FREAK

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>>51475470
You don't have to say (don't have to say)
What you did (what you did)
I already know (I already know)
I found out (uh)
Now there's just no chance (no chance)
For you to apologize (you and me)
There'll never be
Don't it make you sad about it?
You told me you were funny
Why did type in all caps? (all the time)
Now you tell me do you think you are funny?
When you call me on the phone in all caps? (when you call me on the phone in all caps)
I refuse
You must have me confused with some other anon (I'm not like them anons)
The bridges were burned
Now it's your turn (it's your turn) to cry
So cry me a river (go on and just)
Cry me a river (go on and just)
Cry me a river (baby, go on and just)
Cry me a river (yeah, yeah)

Oh (oh!)
The damage is done, so I guess I be leaving
Oh (oh!)
The damage is done, so I guess I be leaving
Oh (oh!)
The damage is done, so I guess I be leaving
Oh (oh!)
The damage is done, so I guess I be, leaving

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>>51475476
There was an after hour trade for 133,000 SIGA shares, another for 59,000... who's buying and who's selling? Are institutions buying from retail? Is this kind of trade volume a buy signal or a sell signal (or neither)?

>> No.51475533

>>51475293
>probably because there is huge demand for USD worldwide
Which is why money printer must go brrrr and things happen geopolitically that make no sense to us average retail goys but solidify your statement behind the scenes. Like I said idk who is jewing who.

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>>51475476
Anon, it won't turn around. Let your bags go. Remember: SIGA was at $7/share just replenishing 375k doses a year for the smallpox stockpile.

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>>51475494

It's fine to think that, but do you understand the consequences if it doesn't?

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>>51475412
OH NO SOMEONE SAID A POLITICALLY INCORRECT WORD THAT'S FACTUALLY CORRECT BUT MADE ME FEEL BAD AND NOW I NEED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT ANONYMOUSLY SO PEOPLE DON'T KNOW IM A SOIBOI IRL *breathes in*
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>> No.51475540

>>51475521
ASK ME HOW I KNOW YOU'RE ALL JUST IN SOME DISCORD OR SOMETHING CHEERLEADING ALL OF EACH OTHER'S SHITTY TRYHARD POSTS

>> No.51475547
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I missed the ES short from 91 to 82 FUCK. That would have been a days pay FUCK. Damn these phones and my undextrous thumbs FUCK.

>> No.51475561

>>51475517
I LIKE TO GET YOU TO KEEP RESPONDING AND ALSO SEE HOW MAD YOU CAN GET. YOUR THINKING THAT ANYONE IS GETTING TRIGGERED IS MASTURBATORY NONSENSE AT BEST, PLEASE CONTINUE TO BE MAD SO I CAN LAUGH AT YOU AS I DRINK MY RUM TONIGHT

>> No.51475562

>>51475540
34 posts out of 300.
You need to try harder next time anon others will start to think your completely normal

>> No.51475584

>>51475463
how the fuck did this creep get married and have children?

>> No.51475586

>>51475561
You are indeed a mentally ill faggot

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>>51475476
it's fine. you bought in the red circle and took out half at double, right, anon?

...right???

>> No.51475614

>>51475561
YOU'RE THE WHO HARASSES ME FAGGOT NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND
I'M PRETTY SURE YOU'RE THE ONE WITH SOME KIND OF SAND IN YOUR VAGINA

>> No.51475617

>>51475535
Cases are going undiagnosed because people are hesitant to test, CDC WHO etc have doubled down on characterizing monkey as a gay disease so there's a lot of stigma for people who acquire it through non sexual transmission

>> No.51475630

>>51475532
it's capitulation. sell before it's too late.

>> No.51475639

>>51475614
And so are you.

>> No.51475640

>>51475385
>sperging out on smg
I just can't get over the UPRO low liquidity bid/ask fuckery on a sudden $1 underlying movement not even touching the bid or the ask. Imagine spending all day selling snake oil successfully and then getting tricked into buying snake oil at the end of the day with %15 of your daily snake oil proceeds. Doesn't feel very good even though your net ahead. Just leaves a sour taste. It's like I knowingly drank snake oil and the only remedy is to sperg on smg

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There are people here who bought sqqq and shorted SPY.
kek

>> No.51475656

>>51475532
>who's buying and who's selling
MM to hedge stupid people option plays

>> No.51475655

>>51475612
also: what happened mid-August?

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>>51475630
One side is capitulating and the other is buying. The volume would be much higher if institutions were the ones selling... right? They own like 75% of SIGA shares

>> No.51475676

>>51475639
FALSE
I DON'T GO TO WEBSITES FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF BEING A "GRIEFING" TRYHARD SO I WAS NEVER ELIGIBLE TO KEEP CLOWNING MYSELF BY TRYING TO "GRIEF" A COMMUNITY OF PEOPLE WHO ARE SMARTER THAN I AM

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>>51475676
I’m a bigger smarty pants than you ya faggot

>> No.51475704

it's the end of this thread so im just letting the few of you who read this know:

i'm VERY drunk tonight, and im posting. and yoiu can[t stop me. aslo im watching another episode of sandman tonight, i hope it's more degenerate woke filth or else i won't be able to cum. last episode i saw with the nigger woman as death was pretty benign, the "everyone is gay" restaurant scene in the previous episode was pretty degenerate though ngl.

>> No.51475708

>>51475693
>>51475693

>>51475693

>> No.51475707

>>51475640
okay sperg away then to heal

>> No.51475721

>>51475655
Nothing.

>> No.51475723

SOXL better pump to 13 on monday....
we got no bounce this week at all

>> No.51475733

>>51475535
>In an online update, FDA officials cautioned that a single molecular change to monkeypx “could have a large impact on the antiviral activity of Tpoxx.” Since viruses are constantly evolving to overcome obstacles to infection, including drugs, regulators stressed that doctors should be “judicious” in prescribing the medication
Antivirals are not "cool" in medicine these days, vaccines are the latest fad. Covid should have taught you this.

>> No.51475787

>>51474938
Weird, I thought (((they))) stopped recording infections worldwide. What changed?

>> No.51475870

>>51475293
Ok fedex8ykpg

>> No.51475960

>>51475707
Thanks I think I'm healing now .money comes and goes. Toll paid trying to swing trade illiquid securities. Period.