/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.51469959]

>moved into grandpas basement apartment because “Muh economy”
>$200 for rent and utilities
>family has no idea I own two homes fully rented out and managed in another state
>$1200 cash flow
>$100k in cash
>$80k in crypto
I am now retired. Suck it dweebs

[Anonymous No.51469998]

>>51469959
Wow so you’re underpaying your own family for use of their assets?
That’s low as fuck even for a Jew.

[Anonymous No.51470010]

>>51469959
>Retired in 6figures and 1.2k/month
Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.51470037]

>>51469959
Based!
Rent you gramps a hooker, he deserves it

[Anonymous No.51470063]

>>51470010
You don't need to work if you can cover food shelter and an internet connection

[Anonymous No.51470087]

>>51470010
In 10 years it won’t be. Gramps is young and healthy. Next step is becoming his best friend and getting more inheritance. He’s got 8 figs+ and only 6 people to split it between. I’m done working for life whether you agree or not faygut. I just go on drives and hang with friends and fuck tinder gorls pretending to work during work weeks

[Anonymous No.51470107]

>>51469998
Jealous, hmmm envious maybe?

[Anonymous No.51470312]

>>51470063
I wouldn't stop until 7-8figs then live my life

[Anonymous No.51470322]

>>51470107
Not envious of you in the slightest. No amount of money is worth betraying my already low morals.

[Anonymous No.51470325]

>>51470107
no.
anon don't do this to yourself, I am serious

[Anonymous No.51470819]

The amount of seethe and jealousy in this thread is astonishing. You all can get fukt

[Anonymous No.51470823]

>>51469959
but you live in a basement.

[Anonymous No.51470837]

>>51470322
It’s ok for rich neets to live with mom and dad because “rent is so damn high”
But if I wanna pay my grandpa to occupy his basement and give him company I’m just filth huh? Go back to work wagie

[Anonymous No.51470862]

>>51470823
It’s a fully furnished apartment with private yard and pool/spa access. It rents for $2k per month. I am taking what in deserve from the hard work of my ancestors

[Anonymous No.51470913]

>>51470862
No, you’re lying about your assets and lowballing your own fucking family, paying them 1/10th of what their assets are worth. You are absolutely a lowlife sack of shit.
I hope they find out and you get nothing and lose all your shit.

[Anonymous No.51470933]

>>51469959
based
>>51470010
rent free and cringepilled

[Anonymous No.51470973]

>>51470913
He offered it to me
I’ve never made more than $40k per year in my life yet i decimate people like you. I own TWO homes. From $40k per year. Let that sink in faggot. I play life like a game and I’ve learned that morality is a tax for the stupid. If morality got you ahead Walmart would sell you items at-cost. But no, there is no morality. Middlemen win every time. I win. You lose.

[Anonymous No.51471005]

>>51469959
I'd do the same in a heartbeat if my mom wasn't mentally ill. Can't be bothered living with a nutter sorry bros

[Anonymous No.51471048]

whatever bro, that you come here to brag shows you're a faggot. simple as.

[Anonymous No.51471049]

>>51469998
>>That’s low as fuck even for a Jew.
>he preaches to anons calling themselves /biz/raeli on the board for learning how to be the jewiest jew a jew could

[Anonymous No.51471063]

>>51471005
I’m separated by a long walk and two flights of stairs. He never bothers me. My privacy is preserved.

[Anonymous No.51471110]

>>51471048
I came here for the seethe and I am left fat and happy. I enjoy the jealousy because I told fags like you how to win in life when I was waging but nobody wanted to agree with me.
“But anon houses are so expensive why would you risk that” - fellow wagie in 2015. Yes I worked for 9 years to get to this position and now I’m in euphoria.
That wagie represents 90% of you. Get fucked.

[Anonymous No.51471397]

>>51471110
No one is jealous of you. Sorry anon but we just aren't.

[Anonymous No.51471419]

>>51471110
fake and gay larp. Do better next time op

[Anonymous No.51471423]

>>51469959
Absolute gigachad

>>51469998
Faggot cuck low IQ

[Anonymous No.51471444]

>>51471397
>>51471419

>Other people success annoys me/its not real

Jesus christ you 2 should actually shot yourselves in the head youre both incredibly worthless and retarded

[Anonymous No.51471460]

Honestly Ive never met a successfull person that hates other people success

This is how I know most retards seething at OP are absolutely low life sub-humans that will never be rich

[Anonymous No.51471508]

>>51471444
Kek. Several of my friends are doing far better than you are, (4-5 homes). That's why I'm not impressed. You own 2 houses, well done. Ripping off your family, piece of shit.
Anyway enjoy the (yous) I'm out.

[Anonymous No.51471686]

>>51470973
morality is only a tax for the stupid for people who don't feel shame. financial situations can change, but you'll alwys have to live with lying about your assets and ripping your grandpa off, even if he offered.

[Anonymous No.51471746]

>>51469959
>moved into grandpas basement
enjoy breathing radon gas
https://www.bobvila.com/slideshow/7-health-hazards-lurking-in-your-basement-51989

[Anonymous No.51471822]

>>51469959
How does it feel to be lower middle class in California?

[Grady No.51471829]

I'm very disappointed in you Robert. But you are my only grandson and I love you.

[Anonymous No.51472567]

>>51469959
pathetic larp thread /sadged

[Anonymous No.51472700]

>>51471110
He really thinks he's such a badass trying to brag on 4chan hahaha like some kind of savant. Nobody cares. The fact that uou posted this means you want someone to justify it for you by saying how cool it Is.

[Anonymous No.51472781]

>>51469959
Fucking psychopath. I hope some deppresed guy with ubersmench morals kill you with an axe in the head, you'll die alone in a pile of cash because you won't have anybody in your family to share your wealth with. You're the scum of the earth, fucking your own family up for personal gain, even jews would feel appalled by your behaviour

[Anonymous No.51472815]

>>51469959
>$200 for rent and utilities
Wow what an asshole. Should let his grandkid stay for free, but then again maybe he sees through your bullshit and knows you have more than you let on

[Anonymous No.51472871]

>>51469959
>rentoids burst the pipes
>don’t tell you till 3 weeks later
>houses soaked
>black mold all over
>dry wall gone
>Aircon set to 50
>Aircon busted
>black mold all over the vents
>also let rodents infest the attic
>rentoids complain of breathing problems and sue you

Rentoids are the real parasites

[Anonymous No.51472886]

>>51470063
Based Robert kyosaki cash flow > expenses

[Anonymous No.51472912]

>>51469959

my man you're grossing 1200 a month. in no way is that comfortable anywhere that anyone wants to actually live. enjoy sitting in your grandpas basement and ordering dominos i guess

[Anonymous No.51472947]

>>51472871
Seethe landbitch

[Anonymous No.51472993]

>>51469998
It is common practice for Jews to Jew their family. At least for the shekel grabber and Satanist kinds. The religious and working class Jews show more respect to their family.

[Anonymous No.51473017]

>>51471397
>No one is jealous of you. Sorry anon but we just aren't.

I am. I hate working.

Luckily i am like this guy and own my property outright. saving for another one now.

[Anonymous No.51473191]

>>51471460
based

[Anonymous No.51473247]

>>51472947
cope poorfag

[Anonymous No.51473270]

>>51471460
i doubt a nonce like you knows anyone of value , fuck off scrub

[Anonymous No.51473293]

>>51472871
My boss bought a house to live in when he went to university (easy and cheap mortgages back then). He rented out the empty rooms and turned a profit from it while studying. When he was done he continued to rent out the house to students. One year the rentoids met a young homeless man around their age before they went home for Christmas. They felt sorry for him and let him stay in the house while they were gone. When they came back everything was stolen, there was garbage and used needles everywhere. It turned out this young man was a drug addict, and had invited most of the drug community in this city over the holiday. Constant drug fuelled parties. The rentoids called my boss, he had to travel 6 hours to help them clean up and assess the damage. Can't even sue for damages because they have no money.

He got a Syrian refugee family later, he said they were the dream rentoids. Used to living in a shitty third world house, so they never complain. And the Government pay their rent.

I am never going to be a landlord, too much risk compared to the rewards.

[Anonymous No.51473329]

>>51473247
Anyways, here's the rent

[Anonymous No.51473352]

>>51473329
ez money bitch , now begone

[Anonymous No.51473406]

>>51473352
Yeah, fuck you too, man, i'm out

[Anonymous No.51473536]

>>51469959
You rent out two homes and only rake in 1200/month? Tf?

[Anonymous No.51473569]

>>51471444
>me calling your fake and gay larp fake and gay
>REEEEEE shoot yourself in the head sirs!!!1!!!
>blatant samefagging
Lol op. Again, do better next time.

[Anonymous No.51474204]

>>51473536
thats after i pay the mortgages dumbass. i made 40k per year and have 500k mortgaged out. i have 10x my annual income as a net worth. something none of you can say you have. I WIN

>>51471822
I am in utah.

>>51472567
man theres so much cope. you protect yourself by calling me a liar. that is called ENVY. you cant comprehend someone else having it better than you, so you find every reason to dissuade me of my hella good position i put myself in.

>>51472781
all successful people are psycopathic to a degree. otherwise wee wouldnt have high levels of wealth. Do you participate in pump and dump shitcoins like Dogecoin or any other Alt outside of Eth? Of course you do. DING DING DING thats psychopathic right there. youre just as evil as i am, trying to pump and dump on broke 20 year olds but you call ME the evil one.

[Anonymous No.51474224]

>>51472871
I have amazing tenants with kids that fix shit themselves. I am very picky of my tenants. 700 credit scores, white, people who i would eat dinner with. easy to find with some patience.

[Anonymous No.51474273]

>>51473569
That wasnt me but ok. I am the new OP. i phone posted and now im back to my PC. Seethe brokefag. your tummy craves more fast food now begone while i eat my chad homemade grilled chicken salad.

[Anonymous No.51475134]

>>51474204
At least there is a full degree of consent in all parties involved in crypto, sometimes I win money, sometimes I lose money, everybody understands that. Meanwhile your grandpa and family think you're struggling economically while are oblivious to the fact you actually have two properties and probably more wealth than all of them combined. That's deceit, man. We're not equals. You're evil and the accumulation of capital is your top priority in life, i'm more like an antihero who searchs for virtue and the acquisition of wealth with minimal effort and time invested selling and buying shitcoins. A fucking parasite landbitch

[Anonymous No.51475255]

>>51469959
MUH $1200 monthly cash flow
>t. poorfag with no life

[Anonymous No.51475406]

>>51470837
it was the
>family has no idea
part you disingenuous nigger.
which is it?

[Anonymous No.51475450]

>>51469998
What? They're screwing him. Family should let you stay for 100% free and be happy to do so and even better will make food for you. Imagine making your direct decedents pay to live with you. It would have been unheard of 100 years ago. Kill yourself rentlord scum.

[Anonymous No.51475504]

>>51471686
Any family member who makes their kids or their kid's kids pay to live with them needs put in the grave. $200 a month is unfair not to the grandparent but the grandchild, you rent culture cuck. I'll support my kids unconditionally at cost as long as they aren't homosexuals or fat slobs or disgusting/degenerate and if they are its on me to make them look at the flowers.

[Anonymous No.51476296]

> I am now retired.
Nah you're broke as fuck. "Not working" isn't worth it if it just means you live in some dingy basement for the rest of your life because you can't actually support yourself.

[Anonymous No.51476308]

>>51471049
fyi your mario game kinda looks like a pepe

[Anonymous No.51476468]

>>51470913
Imagine thinking your family cares about you paying stranger level rent. Fuck off faggot. Shout out to OP. I bought a house in 2020, turned it into a business renting out the rooms for 3.5k/month with a 24 hour employee moved in with my parents 5 months ago paying no rent only cellphone internet and garbage. Got 1 more room to fill lads. WAGMI.

[Anonymous No.51476503]

>>51469959
Paying grandpa and hangin with him
Teach him vidya anon

[Anonymous No.51476688]

>>51470107
My parents house me for free in their second house.

[Anonymous No.51476745]

>>51476688
I’m jealous. Basically I’m just covering the extra cost of utilities also he cooks/grills for me every night.
You’re right. I should talk him into letting me stay for free.

[Anonymous No.51476765]

>>51476296
I have more money than you in every comparison possible. Only mid 20s too so it’s perfectly acceptable. Apartment is 5 star too. I worked to get to this position. I inherited nothing yet. Jealous faggot.

[Anonymous No.51476777]

>>51475406
Most crypto rich neets don’t tell their family. Lurk more newfag

[Anonymous No.51476790]

>>51469959
I also live with family, but they love me and I pay for things around the house here and there. I never really mention how much I've made nor do they ask, but they know I've got money and are grateful.

[Anonymous No.51476806]

>>51476790
This. My grandpa sees it as a win-win since he gets company daily now.

[Anonymous No.51478896]

So you have rich family that can subsidize your life that speeds up the rate at which you 'made it.' Cool but that's pretty unimpressive

[Anonymous No.51478957]

>>51470107
Sweettalk grandma so she gives you house when she dies then rent it out and move in with another relative

[Anonymous No.51479337]

>>51476806
anon im worried for your health you've been at this since i went to work this morning. thank u for the entertainment while i was getting paid to do nothing all day but its time to stop

[Anonymous No.51479491]

>>51469998
Your family would make you pay for living with them? That's unironically more jewish than what that guy claims to be doing.

[Anonymous No.51479502]

>>51469959
Take grandpa bowling.

[Anonymous No.51479511]

>>51470087
>Gramps got 8 figs+
And there it is

[Anonymous No.51479534]

>>51470087
my nigga you are based
all these seething copefags in this thread prove this

[Anonymous No.51479650]

>>51479491
You just expect family to pay for your life instead?

[Anonymous No.51479685]

>>51469959
don t forget to larp about looking for job and running low on your savings so they don t suspect.why are you playing video game all day anon ? It s a job of new economy. i m streaming making just enough to buy food and pay your rent

[Anonymous No.51479694]

>>51479650
I didn't say that and you know it. Stop being facetious.
If your family is asking money off you for a room your family are nothing but kikes.

[Anonymous No.51479708]

>>51479650
I will. If I wasn't going to take care of my kids I would just kill them. I'm going to fund them as much as I can because their success is my success and even if it costs me that's OK because I knew having kids in the first place is a sacrifice.

[Anonymous No.51479748]

>>51469959
>>$1200 cash flow
You rent two houses out and only get $1200 in cash flow? wtf? I rent out half of my duplex and get that much money. Even after mortgages, $1200 a month is less mcdonald's wages.

[Anonymous No.51479824]

>>51470973
Congrats on your successes but you will discover you are wrong about this part.

[Anonymous No.51479863]

That’s pretty comfy, I have a very similar situation at my moms with two rentals but I only pull in $900/month after mortgages. Pay her $300 and cook/good boy points. But it’s temporary and am moving back into one of the houses bc I want a family and have a job. Mortgage game is sick on both, would be nice to say Fuck it and leach off the family and quite waging. I envy you a bit

[Anonymous No.51479893]

>>51479748
Shut the Fuck up. Unless you own it outright then you’re full of shit. My single family in high rentoid rich yuppie neighborhood nets $700 cash on cash

[kom No.51480151]

>>51469998
Maybe his grandfather likes having him around?

[Anonymous No.51480188]

>>51469959
>>moved into grandpas basement apartment because “Muh economy”
>>$200 for rent and utilities
>>family has no idea I own two homes fully rented out and managed in another state
>>$1200 cash flow
>>$100k in cash
>>$80k in crypto
>I am now retired. Suck it dweebs
this copy pasta larp is so cringe

[Anonymous No.51480322]

>>51469959
based

[Anonymous No.51480438]

>>51478957
This anon gets it, steal her candy dish on the way out too. She has too many in the closet.

[Anonymous No.51480633]

>>51469959
I have an apartment in my name and still pay absolutely nothing because I keep investing in shibnobi while living with my parents, it feels good to scam your parents lmao

[Anonymous No.51480679]

>>51469959
So many shitty LARPs on /biz/ right now