/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51458004]

History edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>51456274

[Anonymous No.51458014]

>>51457997
Pussies. A few 3x LETF swings can get you that... e-easily

[Anonymous No.51458016]

first for niggers investors

[Anonymous No.51458022]

Real nigga hours in /smg/ right now boyo

[Anonymous No.51458031]

>>51458014
Sure thing buddy. Maybe give Goldman a call, I'm sure they'd be interested in hiring you.

[Anonymous No.51458034]

I prefer this alternative telling of history https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-Lvv1f5Qu4

[Anonymous No.51458036]

Damn it feels good to be a bear.

[Anonymous No.51458042]

I should've invested in MTG instead

[Anonymous No.51458043]

Is it too late to buy CHAD

[Anonymous No.51458046]

Y’all pussies don’t even smoke crack

[Anonymous No.51458056]

>>51458031
>'m sure they'd be interested in hiring you.
>tfw they had a transition to investment banking job for people with 5 years of experience to enter investment banking
They still require the vaccine because of cucked Jew York laws but seriously considering trying to get in.

[Anonymous No.51458057]

>>51458042
Should have invested into horse semen.

https://www.businessinsider.com/worlds-most-expensive-liquid-thoroughbred-horse-semen-2020-3

[Anonymous No.51458061]

I lost all my unrealized gains for the last 3 months.

[Anonymous No.51458069]

>>51458061
I haven't realized my losses. I'm close though.

[Anonymous No.51458075]

>message girl
>ask her out
>"I don't go on dates like that lol I have to get to know you"
>that's what the date's for
>"lol but we just started messaging"
yeah I'm just not going to reply

[Anonymous No.51458076]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.51458083]

>>51458004
Based Norm.

[Anonymous No.51458085]

>>51458075
>asking girls out
How old are you?

[Anonymous No.51458086]

>>51458056
I work in Banking (UK), and it's pretty boring, though I do Risk stuff - Basel capital rules, stress testing, etc.

I imagine Investment Banking is probably way more boring than people think it is.

Good pay though. Very long hours.

[Anonymous No.51458088]

>>51458061
i did the exact opposite, made up all losses since july in one day for the CPI
but man I wish I'd let it ride til friday

[Anonymous No.51458090]

>>51458057
wow, I wouldn't have expected that
you learn something new every day uh

[Anonymous No.51458096]

>>51458075
Ask for some nudes tell that cunt your aren’t wasting $20 at Applebees without knowing what’s under the hood first

[Anonymous No.51458097]

Which one of you frens colored my drawing? You honor me...

[Anonymous No.51458102]

>>51458085
Do zoomers not ask out girls anymore?

[Anonymous No.51458110]

Larry Shekelstein here. Head of paleontology at yahoo finance, your premier trading destination. I wanted to reach out to my fellow goyim and offer some possible insights into the market at large. We are currently trading in a dinosaur market as you can see from pic related. Come join my trading service for more insights like these. We offer the best technical analysis available, at the low cost of $299 a month.

[Anonymous No.51458111]

>>51458075
Translation:
>I'm not sexually attracted to you, but I'm going to string you along for attention anyway

You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.51458113]

>>51458075
I can't believe zoomers are this faggy.
>ok, hit me up when you're down 2 go to the zoo
Bitch will reply 80% and want to go.

[Anonymous No.51458114]

>>51458057
this is where the real money from winning those horse races is made

[Anonymous No.51458117]

>>51458102
95% of zoomers are faggots or asexual

[Anonymous No.51458118]

>>51458085
25 what the fuck am I supposed to do

[Anonymous No.51458126]

>>51458086
For goldman investment banking is writing the analyst reports for every company when some client requests it and on every earnings report. Its seems to be sitting around in the office showing your face until an earnings report drops and you have 15 minutes to summarize it all for clients. Sounds like they do 16 hour days on earnings seasons. Honestly doesnt seem that bad desu. A lot of people were throwing a fit last year and leaked the report on how awful they were but the point is to be kind awful for 2 years then you get any choice of firm in NY basically.

[Anonymous No.51458134]

>>51458102
Nope, they just do quick hook ups in the school bathrooms. Ain't nobody got time to date in the hustle economy, you just smash quick on the side and keep your eyes out for a beneficial merger opportunity.

[Anonymous No.51458138]

>>51458057
Imagine being the guy who has to jack off a prime purebred racing horse to collect the semen

[Anonymous No.51458139]

>>51458102
it isn't a date, it's boba tea

[Anonymous No.51458143]

>>51458075
>but we just started messaging
Have you ever met this woman, sir

[Anonymous No.51458146]

>>51458139
That's a date.

[Anonymous No.51458148]

Every person I know with money has been saying they dont like the market, but theres not a lot of other places you can put money right now. But now interest rates are going up 1%, there's finally an alternative. There's no telling how low it can all go.

The meme market nightmare is finally over.

[Anonymous No.51458153]

>>51458138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJSy0z9hFHc

[Anonymous No.51458158]

>>51458118
Nah it’s fine just gotta move on women are a pure numbers games in terms of dates/hookups gotta increase your occurrences unless your are a megachad the outcomes are somewhat random to a degree

[Anonymous No.51458159]

>>51458146
no, it isn't a date until you get insta'd dem titties

[Anonymous No.51458161]

>>51457896
Calm down, you queen.

[Anonymous No.51458165]

>>51458148
just hold fiat dumbass. I am in fiat since January and I'm just fine

[Anonymous No.51458169]

Are we at peak fear?

[Anonymous No.51458176]

>>51458146
I’m not taking advice on women from a tranny fucker like Bezoa

[Anonymous No.51458178]

>>51458153
Jesus, I was mostly kidding. This is ridiculous

[Anonymous No.51458187]

>>51458176
Traps are gay and generally abhorrent, but props to him for being unapologetic about his tranny fucking.

[Anonymous No.51458193]

Markets are shitting red right now. We getting crabs tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.51458201]

>>51458075
>okay let's get to know each other
>did you know I am a helicopter pilot
Wait for reply
>send video of you with a boner spinning it in circles

I'm gonna have another 2,000 dollar day with a 5 fig portfolio tomorrow. I'll post the pictures. I'll withdraw my goy coins after I win them and you can't ever take them from me

[Anonymous No.51458202]

>>51458176
>have all the money you could want
>leave wife
>fuck some bimbo
Is it based or cringe?

[Anonymous No.51458205]

>>51458187
I wonder how much cock Cramer sucked back when he was blantantly trading on inside info running his fund

[Anonymous No.51458208]

>>51458169
there are good reasons everyone is afraid.

[Anonymous No.51458218]

>>51458169
Fear comes later etc.

[Anonymous No.51458217]

>>51458031
I don't think comparing the business of banks and the issues that comes with their capital is comparable to a small trader. A small account has its own advantages.

[Anonymous No.51458216]

>>51458165
Apart from the 10% daily inflation rate.

[Anonymous No.51458220]

>>51458143
I haven't left my house in a year and half
(ugh, I know, I know. It's just.. I'm not going outside is all HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

[Anonymous No.51458221]

>>51458193
Quad witching bro shit can get real weird the fact FedEx nuked future econ outlook isn’t the best desu

[Anonymous No.51458225]

>>51458202
Getting married as a billionaire is cringe.

[Anonymous No.51458234]

>>51458205
He didnt need to because now he sets the tone on tele for them. Its just scratching other analysts backs for you to get something from them eventually.

[Anonymous No.51458240]

>>51458221
Did FedEx kill Amazon or did something else happen to them? I thought Amazon did most of their own shipping

[Anonymous No.51458248]

>>51458113
the zoo smells bad though. better off going to the aquarium or some interesting museum

[Anonymous No.51458252]

"Be bussin when markets are sussin"

[Anonymous No.51458257]

>>51458225
Wasn't he married before he got that rich?

[Anonymous No.51458267]

>>51458240
>>51458221
I'm so fucking drunk right now, what's going on with FedEx and Amazon?

[Anonymous No.51458277]

>>51458158
this guy get it.

[Anonymous No.51458280]

>>51458267
BUDDY LOOK AT FDX COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.51458285]

>>51458267
Fedex pulled their full year guidance basically saying shits fucked down like 20% after hours

[Anonymous No.51458286]

>>51458257
They married a year before Amazon was founded so yeah. Mackenzie was hotter than the beaner chick hes with now

[Anonymous No.51458290]

Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door, investment club is two blocks down.

[Anonymous No.51458294]

>>51458169

Sentiment indicators are bullshit.

Also, no not even close.

[Anonymous No.51458296]

>>51458280
Yikes

[Anonymous No.51458303]

>>51458285
bullish

[Anonymous No.51458311]

>>51458290
Absolute unit how much does she(he) deadlift

[Anonymous No.51458316]

>>51458097
kek me. ill color another too. maybe tomorrow if i have time

[Anonymous No.51458323]

>>51458285
>>51458280
wow

Is UPS and Amazon shitting too? DHL and JBHunt?

[Anonymous No.51458325]

Imagine living in Canada: https://cointelegraph.com/news/ontario-crypto-exchanges-impose-30k-annual-limit-on-altcoin-buys

[Anonymous No.51458328]

>>51458257
Nope. He and the ex started Amazon together. They worked for the same company before they did the Amazon thing. Timing worked for him. He dumped her, was forced to give up a shit load (few billions worth of Amazon shares) to her, then covid came. He made it all back and then some. Course he blows a few billion worth of shares now on his rocket ships.

[Anonymous No.51458341]

>>51458323
Can’t imagine it’s positive doubt they are getting nuked like that probably 5% down or so

[Anonymous No.51458342]

>>51458285
sounds like a good buying opportunity
fdx isnt going anywhere

[Anonymous No.51458344]

>>51458323
UPS -5%

[Anonymous No.51458355]

if it starts going down I'm buying calls
if it starts going up I'm buying puts
simple as

[Anonymous No.51458357]

>>51458202
You decide.

[Anonymous No.51458360]

I'm going to buy some Blackrock shares tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.51458362]

>>51458169
>Are we at peak fear?

i regret to inform you that we are not close to the bottom yet

[Anonymous No.51458367]

Make me scared of Quad witching I don't see it fucking anything up.

[Anonymous No.51458368]

>>51458357
That’s 100% a man

[Anonymous No.51458389]

>>51458367
Well there is like 5 trillion of op ex tomorrow and if you have low liquidity and no buyers shit could get real ugly

[Anonymous No.51458392]

>>51458355
What if it does that 3 times?

[Anonymous No.51458399]

>>51458286
Yeah the ex was hotter than the woman hes got now. I thought the way it worked was this; you dump the ex, then get with a girl who's half her (or your) age and hotter. But who the hell knows with rich fucks.

[Anonymous No.51458401]

>>51458367
Witches are spooky.

[Anonymous No.51458409]

>>51458389
dumb follow up- Wont people be rushing in to buy these new vulnerable positions though?

[Anonymous No.51458411]

>>51458357
Imagine being a billionaire and hooking up with this goblin.

[Anonymous No.51458414]

work stopped giving any of the part timers any hours when not even a month ago they were desperate for hires, and this is a field that is fairly recession proof (clinical trials). shit is FUCKED

[Anonymous No.51458430]

the markets are unironically over
even eth is dead - the only thing keeping crypto alive with hope from an eceleb
hashrate just plummeted this week by like 20% which means miners are selling off their rigs and fucking off finally
interest rates are going to hike up, but very slowly to ensure that maximum area of fud by maximizing the time of fud

[Anonymous No.51458437]

>>51458409
Always could happen just saying possibility for a 3 standard deviation move is much more likely tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.51458440]

>>51458401
Nah- Jesus/God lets them know what's up,

[Anonymous No.51458443]

>Vix already up by 2%

[Anonymous No.51458447]

>>51458414
Tech trannies on suicide watch

https://layoffstracker.com/

[Anonymous No.51458471]

>>51458437
interesting, thank you. A short term snap reaction like that would be wild.

[Anonymous No.51458473]

How do you know when to sell for a loss?

[Anonymous No.51458474]

>>51458075
Modern women are something else

[Anonymous No.51458481]

>>51458473
You yell diamond hands and hold all the way to zero.

[Anonymous No.51458484]

The railroad strike got averted by the tentative deals but markets shat themselves anyway? This shit's weird dude.

[Anonymous No.51458486]

>>51458437
>3 standard deviation move

[Anonymous No.51458489]

>>51458471
With low liquidity knife can cut both ways so you could see massive moves

[Anonymous No.51458502]

I'm shorting Taiwan

https://twitter.com/iv_technicals/status/1570382073701224449

[Anonymous No.51458503]

>>51458447
Is it bad that I want my company to feel the finance squeeze in a hope that they get desperate for funding and go public? I have a ton of private equity I'd like to cash out for buying a house, but the CEO is already fuck you rich and avoids the subject at all costs.

[Anonymous No.51458508]

im back from the past. I found the reason society decided to breakdown. the exact moment. witness me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rg3sAb8Id8
christina aguilera quite literally used her hips to cause society to collapse.

[Anonymous No.51458514]

>>51458503
No, fuck em.

[Anonymous No.51458515]

>>51458075
Play the reverse uno card and tell her you're not interested any more.

[Anonymous No.51458539]

>>51458473
When the trade moves against you figure out why. If your original thesis is now disproven you cut and find a new opportunity. If the underlying idea is still valid slurp dips and laugh at naysayers later. Just remember to never look back. What you did seemed like a good idea at the time, don't put doubt in that.

[Anonymous No.51458542]

>>51458489
When will the Retail lemmings capitulate? I feel its Oct. but AH today spooked me.

[Anonymous No.51458564]

>>51458508
How it started.

How its going: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqz29CTNauc

[Anonymous No.51458568]

>>51458508
I think it was already broken down before that. Mr. Skin went live in in 1999.

[Anonymous No.51458571]

>>51458539
I think I can get out of oil with some more profit (already took some but am in down now), but I think it's over for my tech.

[Anonymous No.51458583]

>>51458542
Lemmings by nature don't capitulate, the live and die for their Crew.

[Anonymous No.51458588]

>>51458568
yeah but between christina aguilera 'dirty' and britney spears 'toxic', whorism became much more mainstream. I remember cooming to britney spears cd cover with her pig tails. Such good times. before the jews had total control.

[Anonymous No.51458599]

>>51458362
>>51458503
>>51458514
Honestly, I hope I get laid off because then my company's IP attribution clause is null and void.
>oy vey, we own everything you make outside of work, goyim

[Anonymous No.51458600]

>>51458564
imagine the smell. at what point can you claim self defense?

[Anonymous No.51458602]

I get paid 5,600 GBP or 6,440 United States Dollaroonies today.

[Anonymous No.51458611]

>>51458583
>don't capitulate
Lemmings Jumping over a cliff is capitulation. You can redefine your way out of this one Biden.

[Anonymous No.51458612]

>>51458602
what is that, 4 or 5 buckets of kfc?

[Anonymous No.51458614]

>>51458602
thats like half of my paycheck, congrats anon.

[Anonymous No.51458616]

>>51458602
What will you spend His Majesty's Good Boy Points on, anon?

[Anonymous No.51458626]

and then theres kylie minogue. the least sluttiest of the teen sex kittens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c18441Eh_WE

[Anonymous No.51458633]

>>51458616
I dunno - I don't really need to CONSOOM anything.

Probably just buy some boomer ETFs

[Anonymous No.51458634]

Happy Lehman brothers Day anons....

[Anonymous No.51458637]

I lost everything. Calling my mother tonight.

[Anonymous No.51458652]

>>51458611
Oh miscommunication then, I figured capitulation would be to turn against the herd and not commit (financial) suicide (ie by selling at a loss instead of plunging over the cliff of lifelong debt).

[Anonymous No.51458654]

i'm pretty sure 19 year old britney spears could cut out my spleen and i'd smile the whole time

[Anonymous No.51458662]

I just read an article on Fox News about someone being locked out of their Tesla until they pay $26,000 for a new battery. I’m going to short Tesla

[Anonymous No.51458668]

>>51458612
Probably about 500 buckets of KFC ser.

>>51458654
Why did she go crazy though.

[Anonymous No.51458671]

the ultimate semen demon

[Anonymous No.51458680]

I'm shorting adderall stocks

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1570454836604473350

[Anonymous No.51458681]

>>51458662
Lol. I don't get the Tesla fad. They charge $$$ for fucking software "upgrades" to make the car go faster.

Keeping my petrol car till it dies - simple as.

[Anonymous No.51458685]

>>51458599
>>oy vey, we own everything you make outside of work, goyim
its supposed to be everything you make on company time and using company property. they should not have the rights to anything you create using your own time and equipment

if you write a hit song, does your employer own that music? no, you do

[Anonymous No.51458699]

>>51458634
>Citibank was next on the list
>used to work at Citi
>it was a dumpster fire compared to the other banks I worked at
>have a lot of friends who still work there

I don’t think the entirety of Citibank would fail, but if the front office is as bad at their jobs as everyone else was, they won’t do well in a nasty downturn

[Anonymous No.51458708]

>>51458668
semen demons go crazy if they dont get enough semen. this one is a doozie, nigh insatiable
>>51458681
>>51458662
if you dont 'get it' its because you cant 'afford it' and by 'afford it' I mean 'afford to drive' post energy crisis. Us EV chads will inherit the earth.

[Anonymous No.51458722]

>>51458654
>the most notoriously slutty hoe of the early 2000s looks downright wholesome by today's standards

[Anonymous No.51458725]

>>51458652
they need a dead cat- might be the one that should have come today.

[Anonymous No.51458728]

>>51458286
>>51458399
Mackenzie is hideous dude. Look at her flat chest and droppy jawline. Shes looks like a ghoul.

[Anonymous No.51458729]

>>51458699
Whenever I need cash I always pull it out of a citibank ATM in the hopes that it slightly stresses their systems even more. Imagine bagging shares after another reverse split, then holding 50 years as it makes its ascent back to 2000 a share!

[Anonymous No.51458730]

>>51458685
https://www.russell-cooke.co.uk/insight/briefings/2020/intellectual-property-rights-in-the-course-of-employment-who-owns-what/

For an employer to benefit from the legislation the creator must be an employee and the work must have been created during the course of their employment. As well as the statutory rights many employment contracts also use the phrase 'in the course of' employment to define the rights acquired by the employer.

If material which includes IP rights is created outside office hours and/or using the employee’s private resources this may give rise to arguments that the rights belong to the employee rather than their employer, but that is not decisive. The fact that work is done outside normal working hours does not necessarily mean that the work is not done in the course of employment as, for many employees, there is often no clear demarcation of the hours of work.


Top Kek

[Anonymous No.51458735]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51458741]

Christina Aguilera and Shakira are why so many white men have latina fetishes.
>>51458722
amazing right? I'm telling you, this is the moment society broke down. A wholesome looking girl like Britney slutted out by the jews for all the goys to see. It made whoring much more acceptable.

[Anonymous No.51458747]

>>51458708
You seen the price of electricity and the potential black outs in commie fornia?

BUDDY

[Anonymous No.51458751]

>>51458685
>they should not have the rights to anything you create using your own time and equipment
They explicitly claimed that they do.

[Anonymous No.51458752]

>>51458722
why you put it like that :(

[Anonymous No.51458766]

>>51458671
christina aguilera was better both in terms of looks and voice

[Anonymous No.51458774]

based asians buying cheap oil

[Anonymous No.51458775]

>>51458722
Kek, welcome to the end of the world.

[Anonymous No.51458786]

>>51458766
Who cares? They are both washed up hags now.

[Anonymous No.51458787]

>>51458741
patrician taste

[Anonymous No.51458789]

Futures will be green by morning, right?

[Anonymous No.51458790]

>>51458747
no, I live in texas and I have solar (I produce more than I consooooom). I dont know what it feels like to be a faggot sorry.
>>51458766
voice yes but idk, I would rape both of them if I ever saw them alone in a dark alley.

[Anonymous No.51458795]

>>51458722
Whoever believes that the slippery slope is a fallacy is retarded

[Anonymous No.51458801]

>>51458708
uh, sorry sweaty, it's a mandatory flex alert, you're not allowed to charge your car :) please wait until nonpeak hours next week

[Anonymous No.51458811]

>>51458801
sorry sweaty I generate my own power

[Anonymous No.51458814]

>>51458790
>I dont know what it feels like to be a faggot sorry.
Neither do I, as I don't live in America

In other jews, I mean news: https://www.coindesk.com/policy/2022/09/15/secs-gensler-signals-extra-scrutiny-for-proof-of-stake-cryptocurrencies-report/

[Anonymous No.51458822]

>>51458811
>government remotely de-activates your car for breaching quarantine rules
>heh nothin personal goyim

[Anonymous No.51458823]

>>51458814
le epic mergeXXDDDDD

[Anonymous No.51458827]

>>51458790
I respect the solar thing, but I still like my diesel. 600 miles per tank aint bad highway.

[Anonymous No.51458850]

>>51458280
Thats a spicey meatball

[Anonymous No.51458857]

>>51458827
>ram
>diesel
i thought they used the 5.7 hemi

[Anonymous No.51458859]

>>51458822
>texas
>government
choose one
>>51458827
true. I been thinkin of getting a diesel truck in case I need to run over some niggers during the food riots. But the tesla weight + speed probably would be similar vehicular damage

[Anonymous No.51458865]

>>51458811
sweaty? you're misappropriating generated electricity for nonessential use instead of selling it back to the grid (at a fair market price :) ) for the disadvantaged nonbinary BIPOCs in the hospital? that's a heckin' felony

[Anonymous No.51458871]

>>51458626
I would like have sex with her, nicole kidman, and cheryl cole

[Anonymous No.51458902]

>>51458871
Nicole Kidman is mine.

[Anonymous No.51458906]

bros how do I delete suggested searches from my firefox address bar, the old way doesnt work anymore

[Anonymous No.51458910]

>>51458871
How about jennifer aniston? If I cant have a woman like her I dont want anyone..

[Anonymous No.51458921]

>>51458910
Bro look at those crazy eyes

[Anonymous No.51458930]

>>51458921
ywn have a sex crazed white woman with blue eyes :-(

[Anonymous No.51458931]

>>51458906
Why the fuck are you still using Firefox

[Anonymous No.51458941]

>>51458921
Crazy people give the best sex. True story.

[Anonymous No.51458943]

its over. stocks will never go up again...

[Anonymous No.51458948]

>>51458902
>>51458871
ENJOY jerking off and eating bugz you faggots!

[Anonymous No.51458952]

>>51458930
>sex
Yeah,until she wants to peg you or worse degen shit.fuck off

[Anonymous No.51458955]

>>51458931
>just install the anal probe monitoring device up your asshole, anon
>if you have nothing to hide then you have nothing to fear!

[Anonymous No.51458961]

>>51458906
>>51458931
Just a PSA essemgee
Use librewolf or brave or ungoogled chromium for a browser, everything else is GAY

[Anonymous No.51458965]

>>51458955
Buddy every browser spies on you,dont be silly now

[Anonymous No.51458966]

>>51458952
>allowing a woman to make any decision
im sorry sweaty, virgins arent allowed to discuss sex with adults. You'll have to wait for the birds and the bees talk from your parents.

[Anonymous No.51458974]

>>51458857
nah, 6.7 straight six cummins diesel option is on the heavy duty 2500+ models, it kicks ass and gets 20 mpg highway despite it being an 8k pound truck

[Anonymous No.51458976]

for me its jessica alba

[Anonymous No.51458980]

>>51458943
That's not how stocks work

[Anonymous No.51458987]

>>51458965
It's an open source project. You can look at the code yourself. Also it has better support for privacy extensions.

[Anonymous No.51458988]

>>51458976
or christinia milian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z5Mvyp1QHw

[Anonymous No.51458989]

>>51458859
just put a steel bumper on the front with a brush guard and you're g2g

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51458991]

>>51458966
I dunno sometimes gookfu just gives me head without me asking her to. Your probably a Virginia or got a smelly dick or something

[Anonymous No.51458995]

>>51458626
Fuck I forgot how much I hated this song in my youth. I was a punk/metal/alternative teen back then, and this shit was nose wrinkling to me.
Also wew lad those graphics have not aged well, I don't think I thought the cgi was obnoxiously bad back then but it hella is now.

[Anonymous No.51459002]

>>51458976
For me, it's taylor

[Anonymous No.51459008]

>>51458966
A more than average crazy one will force you and if you dont wanna,she will shit your bed.
>>51458974
>6.7
What's the fuel consumption like on that big one?

[Anonymous No.51459010]

>>51458931
Firefox is like the only browser that isn't Chrome in disguise these days.

[Anonymous No.51459013]

>>51458991
Baggie can you tell me your predictions for tomorrow now that all bets are placed

[Anonymous No.51459027]

>>51458991
>gookfu
>>51458995
I woud still stick it directly in her bunghole, if you know what I mean.
>>51459008
sounds like you are low T, johnny.

[Anonymous No.51459032]

>>51459010
internet explorer was fine, it didn't have to be this way

[Anonymous No.51459047]

>>51458004
>le fedex
Nobody cares about fedex. there's other transportation companies

[Anonymous No.51459054]

>>51458508
i fapped to that back in the days

[Anonymous No.51459063]

>>51459047
>Nobody cares about fedex

[Anonymous No.51459067]

>>51458285
>20% after hours
why can jews just pull their money out? They can profit infinitely like this

[Anonymous No.51459070]

>>51459054
if you didnt you are either a boomer or a zoomer. or a faggot.

[Anonymous No.51459078]

>>51458357
Fucking incels don't understand that Bezos is injecting 3x the physiological amount of testosterone of a 25 year old. He would fuck a dog in the street if he had to.
That bimbo has probably a PhD in cocksucking. Having to teach a young girl how to move gets boring after a while.

[Anonymous No.51459081]

I hate women but despise so myself much more. I wish one could love me.

[Anonymous No.51459087]

>>51459008
Highway 20 MPG average, fluctuates between 18 and 22 with 20 being the most common at cruise 80mph. City (I live in miami metropolitan area) is about 10-12 mpg. I had a gas ford f250 before this and I got 8-10 mpg city and 14 mpg highway. Overall, I have seen a very significant increase in fuel economy and power due to switching to diesel. I went from 400 lbft torque to 880 lbft torque with horsepower being roughly equivalent. Torque is what matters when pulling heavy stuff, which I do, I am a constructionfag. I also use my truck offroad for land I am developing at an undisclosed location.

[Anonymous No.51459095]

>>51458539
extremely good advice

[Anonymous No.51459098]

>>51459067
so when are we hitting circuit breakers bros
ive got all my shekels just ready to gamble on it but I dont want to get caught in another suckers rally like that july fuck shit

[Anonymous No.51459099]

Oh yeah, stocks.

[Anonymous No.51459102]

>>51459081
If you dont love yourself,nobody will.
Unironically

[Anonymous No.51459112]

I found a sugar baby website where its basically all young whores looking for men with money. I really need to find some 19 year old whore to impregnate and have my white babies.

[Anonymous No.51459116]

>>51459002
>>51458976
>>51458910
Kim Wilde in her prime was great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BERFZja9wb0

[Anonymous No.51459119]

>>51459102
drinking heavily now is loving myself now but hating myself come tomorrow morning

[Anonymous No.51459121]

>>51459098
>barely 2.5% and the economy is already shitting itself
Just how bad was this bubble?

[Anonymous No.51459127]

>>51459081
To paraphrase a wise man of our age; "if you can't love yourself how the hell is anyone else supposed to?"

[Anonymous No.51459132]

Is there any asset on this planet that depreciates faster than women? Like I feel like driving a brand new Dodge Challenger off the lot right now would depreciate less quickly than a 20 something year old woman.

[Anonymous No.51459137]

>>51459078
She probably gives mindblowing sloppy bubbles blowing everywhere rimjobs and sucks the piss out of his dick while he's on Zoom calls.
>buy AMZN

[Anonymous No.51459138]

>>51459121
>Just how bad was this bubble?
the entire 2008 growth was fake and gay, the 2020 cherry on top was a synthetic 80s san francisco bathhouse aids superspreader event

[Anonymous No.51459139]

>>51459112
If you impregnate a low value whore you're going to have low value whore babies

[Anonymous No.51459140]

>>51459081
just go after fatter and fatter ones until you get one
thats the one you deserve

[Anonymous No.51459145]

>>51459099
Stocks are dead, long live stocks!

[Anonymous No.51459148]

>all these faggots thirsting for women
ten thousand years of human evolution and we still haven't learnt our lesson

[Anonymous No.51459150]

bros I'm starting to think those occupy wallstreet dorks were right way back when. maybe we should start hanging the bankers

[Anonymous No.51459152]

Why the fuck are so many people shorting Apple?

[Anonymous No.51459156]

>>51459087
Huh,that's pretty good honestly.
My first car was a diesel too,and i still daily drive one after 17 years.

[Anonymous No.51459161]

>>51459116
sorry she looks way too much like your average mother and i'm more into banging young petite college whores.
>>51459139
just because they want men with money doesnt mean they are low value whores. they are just more honest than other whores.

[Anonymous No.51459162]

We bussin or sussin tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.51459163]

How quickly can layoffs start? I just started a job and can't get unemployment unless I work for 4 months.

[Anonymous No.51459164]

so post a picture of your 150IQ cave troll wife

[Anonymous No.51459167]

>>51459148
accidentally getting a woman pregnant is just as effective as planning a family from an evolutionary perspective

[Anonymous No.51459169]

>>51459132
Blueberries from the supermarket that mold within 12 hours of you biying them. Seriously, why the fuck is food spoiling so fast lately?

[Anonymous No.51459177]

uh oh jannies have arrived.

[Anonymous No.51459180]

>>51459150
reported to fbi

[Anonymous No.51459182]

>>51459138
>the entire 2008 growth was fake and gay

This we never actually recovered from 2008, the crash wasn't allowed to happen and Central Banks manipulated everything with fake money.

Now things will be worse when it inevitably crashes down.

[Anonymous No.51459183]

>>51459163
my plan is the same as 2008, go back to college
unfortunately this time theyre requiring some fucking vaccine shit and I dont know if i can bullshit my way through an execption since im an honest and trustworthy fellow

[Anonymous No.51459187]

>>51459169
You're supposed to use them same day or soak them in alcohol buddeh, fresh fruit doesn't stay fresh.

[Anonymous No.51459205]

>>51459187
Even in the refrigerator? They used to last at least a week that way.

[Anonymous No.51459206]

What companies will dump hard?? Im just gonna buy put debit spreads for after Nov.

[Anonymous No.51459212]

>>51459156
You have to weigh the benefit to the cost, the diesel option is $10k more, but I chose the year of mine wisely and got it with very low mileage (<20k) and have dealer maintained it since, planning on keeping it to 500k when they recommend it be rebuilt and if the frame is still good WRT rust I will rebuild the engine. It's one of the last years before they overcomplicated the headers and lifters to get more power for no reason. (beware 2019-2021 engines with the bosch cp4.0 pump)

[Anonymous No.51459214]

>>51459183
I already have a masters degree

[Anonymous No.51459218]

>>51459081
Jesus loves you anon. I'm not trying to be funny.

[Anonymous No.51459220]

Chinese are taking over USA agriculture markets

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/locals-north-dakota-oppose-massive-corn-mill-project-chinese-company

[Anonymous No.51459222]

>>51459150
The only thing occupy was right about was bailouts being bullshit, everything else was a gay larp

[Anonymous No.51459228]

mariah carey tho?

[Anonymous No.51459233]

>>51459161
Different strokes for different folks I guess. There's just something about the 80's look that turns me on like no other.

[Anonymous No.51459237]

>>51459220
thank god
I hate the idea of farming

[Anonymous No.51459251]

>>51459205
You probably need a new refrigerator or came to our Earth from one closer to a Beam. Either war I recommend reading up on fruit preservation methods.

[Anonymous No.51459252]

Based turn of the millennium coomers.

[Anonymous No.51459266]

>>51458906
switch to waterfox classic

[Anonymous No.51459277]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRXI4GO-NIc
the ultimate coomers fantasy

[Anonymous No.51459279]

in about 2 weeks oils will go back up
sorry bros I bought

[Anonymous No.51459280]

>>51459214
and yet you're posting on smg instead of enjoying your end stage capitalism
why not go pokemon and collect them all, i ahve an uncle that rerolled a JD and a PHD into becoming a reverse sugar daddy for some dried out european aristocrat, he's a bit of a role model i must say

[Anonymous No.51459286]

>>51459212
>bosch pump
Yeah i had them fuck my hdi 2.0 a few years ago.
Im still seething over those,i have avoided anything bosch since then though,also checking online reviews from german sites help too.

[Anonymous No.51459291]

Bros, the AI generators are show casing robot superiority. Zoomers will be the last generation

[Anonymous No.51459296]

>>51459206
I thought the same thing earlier this year

[Anonymous No.51459303]

>>51459228
winona ryder was fucking lit if you like the doomer vibe

[Anonymous No.51459305]

>>51459280
PhD stipends are only like 25k/yr lol
I am interested, though

[Anonymous No.51459307]

>FUTURES

[Anonymous No.51459310]

we're literally going to hit 7% average mortgage rates by the end of the year at this rate. wonder how long housing market can even stay in denial for before we see some serious pull back

[Anonymous No.51459312]

>>51459220
Chinks do this shit when their economy sucks (ie right now), this they're taking over the world shit is retarded
I mean I think only Americans shouls own American land but still, overblown imo

[Anonymous No.51459315]

>>51459220
I guess that's why there haven't been any sales to China recently. Pretty dumb.

[Anonymous No.51459316]

>Buying diesel motors for daily drivers
outside of the turbo cheap fuckwagon one, they are nightmares to work on. Diesel works best as an all-day driver. The stop and start ruins their efficiency in that regard. Plus, diesel isn't cheaper than gas like it was 10 years ago.

[Anonymous No.51459327]

>>51459291
and that's a good thing

[Anonymous No.51459328]

>>51459291
>robot superiority
its all just plagiarized amalgamations of existing artwork though

[Anonymous No.51459332]

>>51459286
the bosch 3.1 pump is what mine has, it's very tested and reliable, they switched back to it for the 2022 engine and Cummins is the leader in the heavy duty consumer market

[Anonymous No.51459338]

>>51459310
i'me too lazy but go look at zilliow/any other sites with buy/put on market/price changes history. Its a bloodbath already. People who bought in q1/q2 in the hot markets hoping to flip have already seen the prices fall 20%.

[Anonymous No.51459341]

>>51459252
Paris Hilton is the rare exception to the rule. She is hotter at 41 than she was at 21 (I'm sure she's had tons of work done).

[Anonymous No.51459344]

>>51459307
Yeah shit's getting real spooky.

[Anonymous No.51459350]

>>51459328
you saw that /tv/ thread that the mods moved to /b/ too eh?
cunts

[Anonymous No.51459355]

>>51459328
i dunno man

[Anonymous No.51459359]

>>51459316
>they are nightmares to work on
t. wrenchlet
You gotta take care of the dpf tho ill give you that

[Anonymous No.51459361]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ys6OTAGMnU
If you know you know.

[Anonymous No.51459368]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51459371]

>>51459338
>BUY NOW OR BE PRICED OUT FOREVER
>satan laughing spreads his wings

[Anonymous No.51459376]

>>51459307
Half a percent on spy ain't shit. It will be green by morning bobo

[Anonymous No.51459385]

>>51459237
Fuck I could get in to farming. Wake up early and labor in the sun and fresh air, fix some mechanical shit in the evenings and eat a simple dinner, a small house in a quiet area with minimal noise and light pollution, wake up and do it all again.
Sounds based and unattainable.

[Anonymous No.51459388]

>>51459344
its super spooky since i did the responsible thing and closed my spy puts at close like a good boy

well, lesson learned, the responsible thing is to stop drinking now at 6 beers, hahaha, cant fool me twice reality

[Anonymous No.51459389]

>>51458034
cringe

[Anonymous No.51459396]

>>51459371
Still too high. Boomers aren't coming down in price.

[Anonymous No.51459397]

>>51459376
but why?

[Anonymous No.51459401]

>>51459361
THE goat

[Anonymous No.51459405]

>>51459277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUxCrwvDF_A
Eh, not my thing.

[Anonymous No.51459404]

>>51459376
Just like it was today,right?

[Anonymous No.51459410]

>During a recent workday, a longtime Norfolk Southern engineer heard from his boss that anyone who could recommend a new employee would receive a $5,000 bonus.

>“I said to my boss, ‘The only people I hate enough to get jobs in the railroad already work here,’” said the engineer, who requested his name be withheld from publication for fear of retribution. “He just looked at me and walked away.”

Anyway we're gonna end up with an actual rail strike in a month: https://www.freightwaves.com/news/we-havent-completely-dodged-a-disastrous-rail-strike-rail-workers-say?p=464855

[Anonymous No.51459413]

>>51459385
amazing how everybody has to live at the most extreme (40 hour workday, trying to earn as much) to get a single studio or starve to death as a homeless vagrant
what happened to working 20 hours and living in a shit apartment alone

[Anonymous No.51459419]

>>51459401
I have jerked it to this scene more than I care to admit.

[Anonymous No.51459418]

>>51459389
Your not welcome here. Go fuck yourself you mentally ill faggot.

[Anonymous No.51459422]

The reason for stocks dropping is....

*throws dart at board*.... FEDEX

[Anonymous No.51459427]

$ARKK +2.5%. The great flight to safety has begun.

[Anonymous No.51459432]

>>51459397
Because it just will OKAY!? Everything has been priced in. The news has been talking about it for weeks!

[Anonymous No.51459442]

>>51459401
>>51459361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt3G7kqVv9s
cooooooooooooooom

[Anonymous No.51459448]

>>51459427
i bawt POOTS

[Anonymous No.51459451]

>>51459422
BUY FEDEX

[Anonymous No.51459453]

>>51459410
>>“I said to my boss, ‘The only people I hate enough to get jobs in the railroad already work here,’” said the engineer, who requested his name be withheld from publication for fear of retribution. “He just looked at me and walked away.”
this makes me almost miss working, always so many colorful characters filling their roles out there in the working world
i ever tell you about the time the 300 lb woman fell down the stairs and took out the handrail since it wasn't up to her heft? Retired with a nice lawsuit because that handrail couldnt resist the immovable force.

[Anonymous No.51459469]

>>51459385
did you know outsiders can join amish communities? you have to live like they do for real and be a christian and learn their language though. but anybody is welcome to if they are able. when youhave officially joined they may even help you buy land and will help build your house and barn

[Anonymous No.51459475]

>>51459422
You could say they... delivered.

[Anonymous No.51459477]

>>51459359
It costs more time, and time is money friend. Though I guess that is also partially due to the lack of diesel technicians which can also drive up the price. The bonus though is the engines really do last forever unlike gas engines which require significant rebuilds once they start approaching 175k-225k miles even with true maintenance. My 2000 ford range has a leaking head gasket thats airlocking my radiator right now that I just had water pump replaced on (I guessed it had a leak but didn't think it was bad).The leaking water pump actually probably helped prevent the airlocking. Now that the system is properly pressurized it will constantly fill up with air. The head gasket could get a proper replacement but eventually the head will go out in 10k-20k miles and its there with it. Decided to fuck it and try an additive to see if I can sort the head gasket for it as a grocery getter while I work on my next vehicle.

speaking of new vehicles -- am I just fucked?

[Anonymous No.51459479]

>>51459413
>what happened
Overpopulation, imo.

[Anonymous No.51459483]

>>51459453
>last job I had my boss wrote me up for being "on my phone" during my lunch break in the designated phone break room
Kek the faggot is going through his second divorce I wonder why

[Anonymous No.51459487]

was today the day the housing data dropped or is that another day?

[Anonymous No.51459489]

>>51459413
Globalism
>>51459479
Meme problem

[Anonymous No.51459496]

>>51459418
Everybody is welcome here at /smg/

[Anonymous No.51459498]

>>51459413
We printed 25% of all bills in existence in the last two years

[Anonymous No.51459499]

>>51459487
today was employment and retail sales which was positive until it suddenly wasnt

[Anonymous No.51459515]

>>51459422
didn't this happen with an AH earnings recently? fuck what stock was it

[Anonymous No.51459518]

So... this week will go back to dumping because of inflation right?

[Anonymous No.51459522]

I’m financially ruined

[Anonymous No.51459525]

>>51459518

[Anonymous No.51459529]

>>51459518
The markets will crab until the 1% rate hike is announced and then dump

[Anonymous No.51459530]

There is not nearly enough AI generated bungholes in this thread.

[Anonymous No.51459531]

>>51459413
people are going back to generational living, which is living with le parents.
It's not worth it. My mom, brother, his gf, and I want to buy a house all together and split the costs. My mom can't afford one alone and the rest of us could never lmfao.

[Anonymous No.51459533]

>>51459499
it was never positive

[Anonymous No.51459536]

>>51459499
good is bad (is good(for bobo))

[Anonymous No.51459538]

>>51459518
the only thing that makes logical sense is that they are pushing the market in the way which will bleed as much money from retail as possible in a underhanded and shitty way to combat inflation
this should be most obvious by the cpi projection which every single analyst except one german called wrongly

[Anonymous No.51459541]

>>51459422
this will make the feds pivot and actually decrease interest rates

[Anonymous No.51459544]

>>51459477
>time is money
Well im currently on WFH,so i got some time nowadays.
Had a ford tdci,i think it was a focus or escort
Biggest piece of shit i have driven.Built though my balls.

[Anonymous No.51459548]

>>51459518
no it will go up tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51459554]

>>51459419
Really? At what age? She's ok looking but that's a pretty flat performance (I get that they were going for a 90s detachment vibe but shit that's uninteresting to watch).

[Anonymous No.51459568]

>>51459533
depends on your definitions of "was", "never" and "positive"

[Anonymous No.51459569]

>>51459477
you own a ford of course you're fucked

[Anonymous No.51459577]

>>51459554
I really dont need to explain myself. But you might want to get your testosterone levels checked.

[Anonymous No.51459578]

New

>>51459572
>>51459572

[Anonymous No.51459599]

>>51459469
Fuck, I can't be a Christian any more I did one of their unforgiveable sins. At least one of the Lutheran unforgiveable ones.

[Anonymous No.51459614]

>>51459167
But all those kids got eaten by jaguars cause they didn't have men to beat the shit out of the jaguars

[Anonymous No.51459665]

>>51459599
the only unforgivable sin is to die without having accepted jesus as your savior fren. Paul who wrote like a third of the new testament killed christians up until he was saved. if he can not only be saved but made a foundation of the church then you can be saved.

[Anonymous No.51459752]

>>51459665
I dun a false witness before the Holy Spirit, which at my childhood place of worship was a big bad. If there are divisions more permissive than Lutherans I could go there but I don't think the Amish are in that camp.

[Anonymous No.51459754]

>>51459568
it's called drawing in liquidity

[Anonymous No.51459864]

>>51459752
you may be rejected from that church but not from Jesus if you will turn back to him friend. As for how the amish feel about it i couldnt say.

[Anonymous No.51459874]

>>51459665
> And everyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man, it will be forgiven him; but he who blasphemes against the Holy Spirit, it will not be forgiven him.

You can even blaspheme the son of man and be forgiven.

[Anonymous No.51459909]

>>51459874
>denying the holy trinity
begone heathen

[Anonymous No.51459936]

>>51459864
It ain't about Jesus breh, he's chill by default. I supposedly pissed off the OT Holy Spirit.
My only option to get back in good standing without just joining a looser interpretation of the Word is probably to convert to Judaism and kill a few chickens.

[Anonymous No.51459958]

>>51459874
>>51459909
>he who blasphemes against the Holy Spirit, it will not be forgiven him
Yeah that's where I'm at. Don't bother praying for my soul, reportedly it won't make a difference.

[Anonymous No.51460169]

>>51459483
>one guy painting a 3 foot portrait of his wife for his anniversary
>another guy asleep at his desk
>another guy watching lord of the rings on his phone
>boss had been on his phone screaming at his wife for 4 hours
>take my break and go back to work
>boss writes me up for not doing enough that day

[Anonymous No.51460269]

>>51458728
flat is justice

[Anonymous No.51460659]

>>51457874
>The fuck? If you're a skilled trader you could make a living from forex, futures, or options with a relatively small amount of capital.

I GUARANTEE you have NOT done this shit in forex. I've spent years trying. Literal years. Full time trying. You have to be in the top 5% of traders to pull that off. a it isn't possible and you have no fucking clue how drawdown works you fucking retard.

I GUARANTEE there isn't a trader on this entire board who can pull more pips than me in a day/swing trade. Do not argue with me. I'm tired of you faggots talking about what's possible in forex without ever having even traded it. It's not easy. Just stick to DCA ETFs.

Not going to debate with any zoomers are faggots. If you want to argue post your fucking pips.

[Anonymous No.51461094]

>>51458075
DO NOT REPLY TO THAT SLUT