How would you handle this situation?

[Anonymous No.51456275]

>be wagie
>currently at work for yet another 10 hour shift
>suffer through the first half of shift, just like you always do
>go on lunch break (unpaid)
>check link price, just like you always do
>link had a giga candle to $210 earlier this morning and is currently fluctuating between $140 and $190
>check /biz
>website is down
>check the news
>they are calling it a short squeeze, freak accident, market data glitch.

Step by step, tell me what exactly you would do next. Please be as detailed as possible.

[Anonymous No.51456311]

>>51456275
market dump like i should have done years ago

[Anonymous No.51456420]

>>51456275
Would get drunk for couple days and just chill, would like to spend lot of time here and gloat but if the website is down then dont know.

[Anonymous No.51456501]

>>51456275
It wouldn't be enough

[Anonymous No.51456536]

>>51456275
I have this precise fantasy a few times a week. My one fear is that when this does happen that I sell too early.

>LINK hits $200

That’s just the first stop. Going much higher. My other fantasy is financial institutions catering to me in an attempt to borrow some of my LINK.

[Anonymous No.51456537]

>>51456420
>get drunk for a couple days

Careful fen. Couple days could turn into a couple months real quick. Also you have to go to work the next day.

>i will quit on the spot

Your employer knows your physical address. Your fellow wagies will also start to wonder what happened to you after they watch the news.

[Anonymous No.51456577]

I would sell 20% of my LINK stack.

[Anonymous No.51456664]

>>51456577
20% at $200 seems like a lot anon. Unless you have a make it stack and plan on letting the rest ride

[Anonymous No.51456831]

>>51456275
I'd wake up, look at the actual price and make another "Hahaha, it's over Linkies" thread

[Anonymous No.51456853]

>>51456275
>>link had a giga candle to $210 earlier this morning and is currently fluctuating between $140 and $190
Sounds like a fantasy within a fasntasy.

[Anonymous No.51456854]

>>51456275
I would sell my entire suicide stack which would cement my status as a multimillionaire before the price crashes to $0.20

[Anonymous No.51456970]

>>51456577
Checked. The market is so kiked that its impossible to tell if link would be allowed to run to its real price or be slammed back down to single digits. Skimming off 20% after an instantaneous 30X is a smart move.

However, I was looking for an answer of what you would do in terms of opsec.

[Anonymous No.51457002]

>>51456854
Selling a suicide stack would only be $200k anon

[Anonymous No.51457067]

>>51457002
10k x 160 = $1,600,000. Add that to my current net worth and it puts me into solid multi millionaire territory.

[Anonymous No.51457096]

>>51456275
I would go back to sleep to recover from the strong emotion and hope to not die from an aneurysm caused by strong unplanned happiness.
Then try to understand what happened to Nexo and the other shorting scammers to get an idea of what to expect next.
Then I would go take a stroll in the forest to think about what I would do next.

[Anonymous No.51457277]

>>51457067
You must have been mistaken, a suicide stack is 1k link friend

[Anonymous No.51457290]

>>51457277
Latefag cope

[Anonymous No.51457344]

>>51457096
>forestcuck detected

Imagine not basking in those sweet marshlands. Delusional.

[Anonymous No.51457416]

>>51457344
I would then ponder why the OP is a faggot.

[Anonymous No.51457461]

>>51456275
Continue living my life. Probably still buy a couple links every paycheck. Because what part of never selling don’t you realize?

[Anonymous No.51458167]

>>51456311
Sell half and write my resignation letter.

[Anonymous No.51458418]

>>51456275
tell no one and drive home, sell, come back to the office a few hours later, if anyone noticed or was looking for me say I was in the lab all day

[Anonymous No.51458574]

>>51458167
Write your resignation letter on the same exact day the Singularity happens? NGMI
People will be connecting dots. You have to do better than that.

There is also the issue of pic rel, which has not been discussed at all ITT. Sadly, a great majority of linkies will fall into the trap of drugs/women/expensive purchases. Most lottery winners end up even worse off than before they hit it big. Seeing as how linkies are already in the pits of misery, I think its important to discuss preservation/survival strategies for us after the reset happens.

[Anonymous No.51458852]

>>51458574
How to combat sudden wealth sydrome? Any books your recommend? Or just that boggleheads forum

[Anonymous No.51459977]

>>51458574
>sudden wealth syndrome
there is literally zero chance this happens to me. my mind has hardened being in 6 figure hell.

first thing i would do is call my parents and tell them they can stop worrying about me.
second thing i would do i sell of my link. cash out like 1 or 2 mill.
i'm not really sure what i would do after that. i would be pretty pissed /biz/ was down cause i would have wanted to celebrate and post memes with you guys.
then i would invite my irl friends out to an expensive dinner :)

[Anonymous No.51460213]

>>51459977
You say zero chance then go on to describe a nigger scenario where you tell everyone and start spending it immediately lol

[Anonymous No.51460353]

>>51460213
telling my parents is unavoidable but i wouldnt tell them how much. i would be more secretive with my friends. i get where you're coming from.
Tbh im not sure if i would take my friends for dinner because like you say maybe it would be obvious.But i would like to celebrate in some way.

i would not go in to euphoria nigger mode and start buying watches and cars and shit.
i trust myself enough that i know i wouldn't do anything stupid when/if the time comes.

[Anonymous No.51460450]

>>51458574
>But I come to you out of concern, for you