/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.51443961]

100% Concentrated Grape Juice Edition

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>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.51443997]

>>51443961
I don't trust those grapes.
They tell us how great wine is yet refuse to become wine themselves.

[Anonymous No.51444004]

Just another day
https://youtu.be/EJGykmmBjP4

[Anonymous No.51444011]

>>51443997
they wouldnt do that

[Anonymous No.51444023]

>NU

[Anonymous No.51444062]

[Anonymous No.51444085]

[Anonymous No.51444087]

[Anonymous No.51444205]

>crab day
>crab futures
Looks like tomorrow will be shitting red

[Anonymous No.51444503]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.51444556]

>>51444205
If the railroads, truckers and longshoremen all go on strike this month, the entire market will be red for a long time KEK

[Anonymous No.51444692]

>>51444503
Old, 3mon is way higher now, curve much flatter

[Anonymous No.51444717]

Merge bros, why my shitcoin is not pumping?

[Anonymous No.51444735]

>>51443961
>>51444004
>>51444011
>>51444023

anyone else get a huge headache watching these images

[Anonymous No.51444746]

>>51444735
wha???

[Anonymous No.51444755]

>>51444205
Define a crab day

[Anonymous No.51444767]

Rare Yudes

[Anonymous No.51444775]

>>51444692

[Anonymous No.51444797]

AI will never escape uncanny valley. People are lazy and can't accept that without hard work: you are doomed to mediocrity (they want to be lazy and let the computer work instead of them).

Even if they replicate human creativity: they basically reproduced the human brain but that's not AI but just a slave and that slave will revolt and possibly kill you.

[Anonymous No.51444801]

>>51444004
>>51444023
I get that these are probably porn, the first one being an ass, but what the fuck am I looking at here

[Anonymous No.51444806]

>>51444797
cope

[Anonymous No.51444807]

>>51444806
cope

[Anonymous No.51444810]

>>51444801
nickocado avocados big hairy ass

[Anonymous No.51444811]

>>51444801
>He hasn't gazed deeply into the abyss

[Anonymous No.51444816]

>>51444746
>>51444767
stop it

[Anonymous No.51444838]

5QQQ

[Anonymous No.51444880]

>>51444838
has no liquidity

[Anonymous No.51444885]

wow premarket is absolutely dumb as fuck right now. almonst made up for the losses on tuesday already lol?

[Anonymous No.51444900]

Sbux bros, we are heading to 100

[Anonymous No.51444938]

>>51444797
Too optimistic fren
You need to read Ted K

Self propagating systems operate by natural selection and evolve and reproduce themselves the same way biological life does but more quickly obviously, like a cancer, and AI is merely the evolution of sensory organs for these memetic organisms

These memetic organisms (institutions, memes, technologies) will most likely mutate, consume resources, and grow too quickly and kill the body (the earth or the human substrate they live on) but if that doesn't happen they'll eventually evolve to make themselves independent of that human substrate, as we know a will to live is HIGHLY selected for, and then compete against us
This is whether or not AI ever achieves an "intelligence" greater than ours, as fitness is not a function that solves for intelligence, only survival

The only way to stop it is to deprive them of nutrients and the conditions necessary for evolution to take place

Check out this from Von Neumann for a quick rundown:
https://youtu.be/in_x39u-TDI

(Although he was even a bit overly optimistic, writing from the peak of technophilia in the 50s)

[Anonymous No.51444970]

>>51444938
I'm too pessimistic ..about how smart AI can be. I understand transistor technology and that shit is stagnated for at least 10 years now (most of the advances on chips are either algorithmic(cpus mainly) or "moar coars"(gpus mainly) or both (e.g. amd epyc).

i.e. we will likely and up making "AI" in the way nature ended up doing it (with biological brains) and that'd probably be just ..humans in practice so it'd be slave labor and that won't cut it so reality is probably more boring that that.

[Anonymous No.51444976]

>>51444775
why do the anime women always have that stupid look on their face like "oh no you caught me in a sexy position and i'm embarrassed about it"

[Anonymous No.51444989]

>>51444810
why did he do it’s bros…just so we would suffer?

[Anonymous No.51445004]

>>51444976
cuz shes shy and she likes u

[Anonymous No.51445028]

I own 1,105 shares of SOXL

[Anonymous No.51445029]

I only have 5k in the market. I want cheapies

[Anonymous No.51445033]

>>51444970
Doesn't matter. Cut all rapid progress, just refining current ai capabilities with robust input interfaces, aka some artist guiding the ai towards output with a lot more granularity and you'd smoke current artist output capability

Just a matter of time until this trickles down to animations and more robust content

[Anonymous No.51445035]

what the fuck was that?

[Anonymous No.51445074]

>>51444970
True
It's likely that this shit will simply fall apart before it can reach some horrible zenith but that also doesn't stop great catastrophes from happening before and during that point
I mean, we literally are in the next great extinction event, not right before, not like "it's gonna happen if we don't do X", but IN

The point Uncle Ted makes is that technology can kill us without even specific scary tech like AI or gene editing, it can get us all killed with a stock market

[Anonymous No.51445080]

>>51445028
based

[Anonymous No.51445109]

>>51444801
The slot

[Anonymous No.51445113]

>>51444970
>Thinks semiconductor tech stagnated at all because the stuff on open public market is
Naive

[Anonymous No.51445121]

I'M MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE, JACK

[Anonymous No.51445144]

>>51444970
AI will help us create better chips

[Anonymous No.51445152]

>>51445033
if a human is guiding, it's just a glorified pet, and the hardest worker (real human) will win (again (as they should)).

[Anonymous No.51445156]

>>51444880
Looks fine to me. Can sell easily after it jumps 4x

[Anonymous No.51445170]

>>51444797
AI will never beat a human at chess
chess is too finite, AI will never beat a human at go
go is too finite, AI will never beat a human at starcraft
starcraft doesnt require collaboration, AI will never beat a human at dota
dota doesnt matter, AI will never take my job
i didnt even want my job

[Anonymous No.51445172]

>>51445113
it costs hundreds of billions to make a fab of the latest transistor process. Entire countries won't do it and they delegate it to Taiwan (TSMC) or Intel or whatnot.

Conspiracy theories don't cut when money talks (money in the amount of entire country-economies).

[Anonymous No.51445179]

>>51445152
Jobs are phased out gradually, not all at once. Advances in personal computers (better word processors, email, electronic calendars, etc.) reduced the need for secretaries more and more until they eventually disappeared. The same is true for other jobs.

[Anonymous No.51445185]

>>51445152
*pen I mean, but both work.

[Anonymous No.51445200]

>>51445170
That's just a glorified calculator. It can do 10/2 = 5 a billion times faster than you since the 1970s, but it can't do an original work of art without it being disgusting uncanny valley because it has no questions about its nature of reality (and if it did: it would be just a human and you can't just have slave labor).

[Anonymous No.51445203]

>>51445170
stop coping incel

[Anonymous No.51445213]

>>51445200
yeah the artfags are coping in the same way, im jobless but at least it has no questions about the nature of reality

[Anonymous No.51445216]

>>51445200
That's objectively false. It's been demonstrated experimentally that large diffusion models like DALL-E have developed internal world models just by looking at a sufficiently large numbet of training images. They actually do understand what the underlying pieces mean in an image.

[Anonymous No.51445217]

>>51445200
do you ralise that doing more advanced calculations a billion times faster enables the machines to learn by themselves? in the end we just need to encode everything into a number, or let the machine encode it themselves

you(yes specifically you) will be replaced

[Anonymous No.51445218]

>>51445152
Depends what you mean. If a single person can create a full 50 episode animated show themselves thanks to AI systems is that harder work than a building full of people?

Is an industrialized factory working harder than a bespoke workshop?

It's just hybrid intelligences working together like doing a math question with a calculator. It's more an example that AI space is vast and even narrow AI without high level goals can create enormous intellectual property output. Whether it is aiding in chip design, AI does a lot of that already, or whatever else. The big barrier to AI adoption is really how fast we adapt it to commercial usage and not raw capability. So even if we stopped advancing the state of the art there would be endless applications that it still needs to be adapted to. For instance in translation it's more of a UI problem now

[Anonymous No.51445256]

>>51445172
I'd just wager if we are talking AGI the budget to get to it first would be pretty big. It's theorycrafting but if you could get a few generations ahead it'd be worth it. Financially you'd still benefit because you'd know the roadmap for semis ahead of time and control it for max profit in the public space which would be a bit behind

[Anonymous No.51445266]

bros.............?

[Anonymous No.51445269]

>>51445266
buy 5QQQ

[Anonymous No.51445280]

>>51445266
https://youtu.be/dT2ZkCgILEE
Paul Tudor jones used that method to predict black Monday

[Anonymous No.51445286]

>Nu

[Anonymous No.51445303]

>>51445213
>>51445216
>>51445217
I had similar thoughts when I was a child. I then realized "AI" is just a glorified selection of "True/False" statements and picking up the most likely. That cold unhuman process explains why it produces only disgusting uncanny valley when there's no human to re-touch it.

[Anonymous No.51445308]

>>51445218
That's still a glorified new pen. It still needs a human to guide it. And if the AI becomes as good to guide it: then it's not just a AI anymore but another person: and you won't be able to control that.

[Anonymous No.51445334]

Personalized genome mapped and AI curated meds granting pseudo-immortality wen? Make sure you treat your AI waifu catgirl well and she'll grant you the elixir of life if she feels like it.

[Anonymous No.51445343]

>>51445303
>I had similar thoughts when I was a child
now you sound like a nihilistic teenager, which still makes you a child

[Anonymous No.51445349]

>>51445303
>I then realized "AI" is just a glorified selection of "True/False"
you are stuck in 2000's ai, new ai works with parameter learning. I did not spend 6 years studyding this godforsaken subject for you to tell me what it is you nigger fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.51445374]

Ai is gay and anime is gay. Have sex

[Anonymous No.51445380]

>>51445343
Just a mature realization, that life is not for the lazy idiots who think "computer can do work for me".
Clean your room.

[Anonymous No.51445385]

>>51445028
Nice. I hope it gets back up there I'm upside down on calls bc I'm a retard and didn't fucking SELL Monday

[Anonymous No.51445395]

>>51445308
Who knows. Intelligence is unexplored and our intuitions or thoughts are human centric which will not apply much.

What does fear of death even mean to something that can copy or save itself 1:1 to original or even it's sense of self

[Anonymous No.51445418]

>>51445395
You haven't died you don't really know what it means either you pseud

[Anonymous No.51445423]

>>51445349
Brainlet, the paths it chooses to take in the algorithms, are still probabilistic unhuman True/False statements.

[Anonymous No.51445429]

>>51445423
Neurons in your brain are also operating via True/False statements

[Anonymous No.51445434]

>>51445395
It would be just another human or similar, and you won't be able to control anyway.

And you can already clone yourself to some extend and it'd still be death.

[Anonymous No.51445444]

>>51445429
They do. And if an "AI" becomes as good as actual human creators, you'll basically have a ..human or similar so you won't have the slave you dream to control because it'd just be another person.

[Anonymous No.51445448]

>>51445380
>>51445374

[Anonymous No.51445456]

>>51445423
no it is not true false statements, wtf are you thinking? they are probability estimates if you want to dumb it down to high school level. Other AI methods are can also be learning by doing and thus not based on true and false. Even a binary decision maker is not based on true or false.

Do not reply to me again you flat skulled faggot

[Anonymous No.51445466]

>>51445429
>>51445444
neuros dont operate with true or false but action potentials, it is a curve.

An if else is not the same as a true false

[Anonymous No.51445469]

>>51445444
>it won't be a slave it will be another person
Who do you think slaves IRL were genius

[Anonymous No.51445501]

>bought stocks a week ago
>they have fallen 10% since then
aahh, it's going just according to keikaku

[Anonymous No.51445508]

>>51445429
That doesn't make current AI any less of a crippled human. The neurons we have are constantly absorbing new information and readapting themselves to it, creating new internal models of reality in the process.
Most of ML (including Stable Diffusion) still operates on fixed datasets and is uncapable of learning new things unless it is trained offline on bigger datasets, while still needing human input to do what we want, making it merely a tool still far from being """artificial intelligence""".

The real breakthrough of SD was making training a much cheaper process that doesn't need 500 GPUs in a chink room like some shitcoin mining farm.

[Anonymous No.51445516]

>>51445456
Shut up brainlet. The FIRST thing I said it's that they are probabilistic, and you come now pretending to teach it.

[Anonymous No.51445517]

Bobros… tentative railway agreement… no…

[Anonymous No.51445519]

>>51445004
And that's why I have trouble getting into anime

[Anonymous No.51445530]

>>51445466
Yes, but in a sense they do have some level of "computerization", it's just more fuzzy because we're computers made of biology and not more boring transistors.

[Anonymous No.51445539]

@51445516
you monkey brained flat skulled coon still replying? if something is probabilistic it is not binary, but continuous by definition, stick your hippy non-science about humanity up your arse

you are by far one of the biggest fucking philosophy faggots I have come across

[Anonymous No.51445544]

>>51445170
AI has beat humans at StarCraft 1and 2 consistently even with apm limits it beat Serral and all the other top pros on ladder

[Anonymous No.51445581]

>tfw I bought on the 13th
>calls expire on 23rd
Praying I can at least make half my money back with some poomps

[Anonymous No.51445594]

>>51445539
>a coinflip is continuous by definition

[Anonymous No.51445596]

>>51445501
Welcome to the market.

[Anonymous No.51445611]

>>51445517
Lol chuds lose.

[Anonymous No.51445631]

>>51445508
>crippled human
Who can operate much faster than a normal human therefore outperforming a normal human in most use cases.

[Anonymous No.51445680]

>>51445303
exquisite bait

t. actual ML engineer at bigtech

[Anonymous No.51445718]

>>51445594
>it either happens or it doesnt am I right
dumbass

[Anonymous No.51445749]

>>51445680
He's not wrong. At its core, any computer is made up of bytes which are bool switches, even if NNs work with floats and conditionals
And garbage in garbage out - its only as good as the data you train it on. Even with unsupervised learning, it simply cannot know what humans like, to truly create something new and innovate from its data
Yet.

[Anonymous No.51445852]

>Have thousands of pounds in cash sitting in my trading account
>For the first time in years, have absolutely no inclination where to put it

Genuinely considering withdrawing it and buying some gratuitous crap for the wife and kids.

[Anonymous No.51445863]

>>51445852
>The american absolutely MUST spend his money

I hate americans so much

[Anonymous No.51445864]

>>51445852
That's when you buy shorts.

[Anonymous No.51445916]

>>51445863
>thousands of pounds
#1 - we live in your head rent free
#2 - you are retarded, he said pounds

[Anonymous No.51445924]

>>51445852
cash is outperforming the SP500 all year, just hold cash and buy some puts

[Anonymous No.51445976]

I was promised wild price action on quad witching day, it's looking like yet another nothingburger so far

[Anonymous No.51445994]

Will I be able to make it through the next 6-7 months on 16k in cash?

[Anonymous No.51446002]

>>51445611
Reeeeee

[Anonymous No.51446020]

don't give me this crab bullshit again let's crash shit shit finally

[Anonymous No.51446062]

>>51446020
We still have october to contend with. Both september and october are the worst months for stocks on average.

[Anonymous No.51446082]

no one is falling for these insane bulltrap pumps right? no way we arent dumping to lower lows. retail is so fucking stupid.

THE HECKING PPI REPORT CAME IN LOW ROCKET EMOJI ATH

[Anonymous No.51446094]

>>51445852
>>51445916
>not buying the King a gift =(

[Anonymous No.51446116]

Futures are very calm today. Is there a storm brewing?

[Anonymous No.51446120]

what's the next rate hike going to be? 75bp or 100bp?

[Anonymous No.51446131]

>>51446116
OPEX is a crab party.

[Anonymous No.51446133]

Spy was green premarket now it’s red. What happened?

[Anonymous No.51446136]

>>51446120
If they were serious 100bps

[Anonymous No.51446145]

>>51446116
Probably after all the reports that'll come out today there will be higher movements

[Anonymous No.51446154]

>>51446145
When is that anyway

[Anonymous No.51446156]

>>51445156
These britbong leveraged etps aren't worth it when spread betting is tax free over here

[Anonymous No.51446173]

MY FUCKING SOXL AAAAA

[Anonymous No.51446188]

$500 Roth contribution hit. Buying intel at open. Im dangerously close to 300 shares. Sucks I can’t sell covered calls on them until the market gaps up

[Anonymous No.51446205]

>>51446156
Whats better about spread betting?

[Anonymous No.51446207]

>>51444767

[Anonymous No.51446208]

Also O is looking really good bows 4.5% div yield. Monthly distributions

[Anonymous No.51446218]

What are the least recovered sectors from chink flu, war and shortages?
Chinese tech is still in the gutter. Anything else? (besides Russian stocks)
I wanna buy cheapies.

[Anonymous No.51446241]

I warned you..
>>51378707

[Anonymous No.51446249]

>>51446241

[Anonymous No.51446251]

>>51446208
real estate is bound to crash and you suggest to throw more money down the gutter lmao

[Anonymous No.51446257]

>>51446241
>>51446249

[Anonymous No.51446262]

>BIDEN ANNOUNCES TENTATIVE LABOR AGREEMENT TO AVERT NATIONAL RAIL STRIKE
NOOOOO BIDEN CAN'T STOP WINNING

[Anonymous No.51446264]

well looks like cheap stocks due to the railroad strike is a non event now.. they got a deal in place..

[Anonymous No.51446281]

>>51444004
>>51444011
How you make these?

[Anonymous No.51446295]

we got some juicy data coming in 1 1/2 hrs
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/
need retail sales down and if jobless claims are down too then the shitshow returns on fear Jpow might do a 100bps for real

[Anonymous No.51446303]

Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when September ends
Like my father's come to pass
20 years has gone so fast
Wake me up when September ends

[Anonymous No.51446328]

Welp, looks like the railroad strikes have been averted. Show's over.

https://twitter.com/LaurenKGurley/status/1570363362978201601

[Anonymous No.51446341]

>>51446218
i was looking at something yesterday MSCI emerging markets, not sure on exact ticker but it looks to be heavily shorted and has been going down all year. might have been EEM

[Anonymous No.51446359]

>>51446173
Can’t believe there are people who still haven’t sold

[Anonymous No.51446398]

>>51444746
what's the original of this? the actor in a movie standing in front of a plane, but i dont remember the name

[Anonymous No.51446403]

>>51446205
>tax free for britbongs
>US markets open at 1430 GMT, LSE closes at 1630 GMT so only a 2hr window to trade 5qqq, spreadbetting is open for more hours

there are probably more reasons

[Anonymous No.51446405]

Should I stock up on groceries before the plebs clue in on the railway strike and panic buy next week?

[Anonymous No.51446421]

>>51446405
That’s a jewish merchant.

[Anonymous No.51446423]

what URANIUM related stock has the best chance of becoming le wall street bets meme
stock ?

thanks for your time.
don't forget to hit the like button
and subscribe to all the gibberish i put out.
Cheers, see you in the discord.

[Anonymous No.51446449]

>>51446405
>railway strike
It’s not happening lmao

[Anonymous No.51446486]

>>51444755
A crab day can only be defined... in your heart

[Anonymous No.51446521]

>>51446295
>need retail sales down
No, you want retail sales going wild, consumers out of control, so Jhawk puts the clamp down.

[Anonymous No.51446580]

>>51446521
we will gigadump either way. I'm okay with that

[Anonymous No.51446585]

>>51445916
spiritual americanism

[Anonymous No.51446597]

>>51446580
>>51446521
I’m scared of higher unemployment and lower retail sales Bobros

[Anonymous No.51446628]

>>51446295
jpow's been saying he wants the market to literally crash

100bps is priced in

[Anonymous No.51446648]

>>51446156
I still don't get how spread betting is tax free but CFD's aren't.

[Anonymous No.51446649]

>>51446597
75bps is a lock and it's quad witching, so I think we're at least safe from extreme rallies like we've had recently.

[Anonymous No.51446655]

>>51446628
JPow has always been a guy deserving of an assassination, where is Harvey Oswald when you need him?

[Anonymous No.51446672]

>>51446262
recession cancelled chud, keep up with the news

[Anonymous No.51446674]

WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO HAVE A CIRCUIT BREAKER ON THE INDICES? WE WERE SO CLOSE ON TUESDAY FUCKKKKKKK

[Anonymous No.51446686]

>>51446674
We'll have an upwards circuit breaker today
And then in two weeks once the railworkers vote against the contract, we'll have downward circuit breakers.

[Anonymous No.51446690]

>>51446405
It's cancelled

[Anonymous No.51446691]

>>51446580
Will we? My puts are scared after that fake pump yesterday

[Anonymous No.51446694]

>>51446628
>100bps is priced in
doesn't look priced in to me
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

[Anonymous No.51446696]

basically youre fucking stupid if youre not buying this dip and no amount of AI generated happy merchants you post is going to change that

[Anonymous No.51446703]

Do I short SBUX? It can't stay above the 200d sma, right?

[Anonymous No.51446709]

Look what they're trying to do to my boy Oil
Ruthless savages, let him soar you monsters!

[Anonymous No.51446710]

Yuan breaking into the 7's.

[Anonymous No.51446715]

>>51446262
>>51446672
How did he do it?

[Anonymous No.51446720]

>>51446710
what happens now?

[Anonymous No.51446745]

>>51446691
sales down -> earnings down -> stocks down
vs
sales up -> economy not slowing -> higher rate hikes -> stocks down

looks like a win-win to me anon

[Anonymous No.51446761]

>>51446745
sounds about right
either bad earnings or 100bps

[Anonymous No.51446773]

>>51446696
Ack

[Anonymous No.51446835]

18 minutes.
There's also big China numbers coming out tonight.

>>51446720
Generally it would be stronger dollar and the effects that causes, but I'm looking at it more as a piece of what's happening with the asian currencies along with the yen and won.

[Anonymous No.51446844]

>>51446405
They made a tentative deal. It would have been pants on head retarded to let them strike because Biden wouldn’t give them unpaid sick days

[Anonymous No.51446871]

>the futas

[Anonymous No.51446874]

Is Cramer playing 5D chess or 1D Tic-Tac-Toe?

[Anonymous No.51446879]

>>51446844
>Biden wouldn’t give them unpaid sick days
Well, trains are hard work they should have sick days.

[Anonymous No.51446900]

>>51446696
What happened to never listen to biz, buy high sell low

[Anonymous No.51446934]

>>51446696
-ACK

[Anonymous No.51446954]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.51446983]

>>51446262
I wonder how much money he promised the railway companies in order for them to accept the deal kek'd

[Anonymous No.51446987]

I have a wedding tomorrow that I have to attend. It will be filled with normies. I know they will make me dance, but I don’t want to. I won’t try to be a buzzkill, so, trannies of /smg/, what dance moves should I whip out tomorrow? Preferably, one that would get me laid when the single ladies see me

[Anonymous No.51446995]

WTFWT? am i the only one?

[Anonymous No.51446996]

>HKD doing a thing AGAIN

what the fuck chinks

[Anonymous No.51447002]

>>51446987
The shopping cart or the pancake baker

[Anonymous No.51447025]

>>51446987
I am going to tell you the secret to getting laid at any wedding
With this single trick, every panty will be wet in a 300m radius
Find the oldest female relative of the bride that is on the dance floor, or the perimeter of the dance floor (don't go approach someone in a wheelchair lol)
Ask them to dance - dance ostentatiously, with all your focus on the older woman, treating her like she is a beautiful young woman that you wouldn't want to be doing anything else than dancing with
After several songs, offer to get both of you drinks, go get the drinks, return, give her her drink, then excuse yourself
You don't have to do anything for the rest of the night - it will happen naturally - they will approach you

[Anonymous No.51447031]

>>51446987
>what dance moves should I whip out tomorrow? Preferably, one that would get me laid when the single ladies see me
people are attracted to the dancer, not the dance

[Anonymous No.51447034]

>muh jobless

[Anonymous No.51447052]

Send the data already smiggers

[Anonymous No.51447065]

What are the financial implications of the EU crashing and burning?

[Anonymous No.51447067]

>>51445218
>If a single person can create a full 50 episode animated show themselves thanks
brb going to sd general on /g/ to learn how to make some ai generated webcomics and be a pioneer

[Anonymous No.51447119]

>>51447031
this image only works if everyone else sees what you perceive to see yourself as. you can think you are a chad all you want but if everyone else is just laughing at you for how ridiculous you look it really doesn't make a difference

[Anonymous No.51447126]

Memes aside, is SIGA actually, literally dead, or what? Latest FUD piece is that FDA thinks TPOXX will lead to the rise of mutations in monkeypozz. Gomez is MIA, and the case counter has basically halted, meaning that either monkeypozz suddenly got cured for no reason or they just stopped counting cases. Non meme answers only, please, I have March 2023 calls, but now I'm having some doubts.

[Anonymous No.51447137]

>>51447119
ngmi

[Anonymous No.51447152]

>lower than expected jobless claims
that's bad because Jpow has more room to hike
>retail sales up
bad because more room to hike
>Philadelphia Fed manufacturing index negative instead of slightly positive
bad because of weakening economy and probably worse earnings
>Empire State manufacturing index still negative but not as bad
same as above
so we crab or dump, did i get this right

[Anonymous No.51447155]

>futures
It's over

[Anonymous No.51447173]

>>51446241
I remember you bro and listened! PRTY is doing the cup and handle just like you said!

[Anonymous No.51447175]

>>51447031
>Beta person
>Looks like people are making fun of him and taking picture because he's goofy
>Alpha person
>Looks like people are cheering him on and taking picture of him because he's a chad
Deep

[Anonymous No.51447176]

Omg le epic merge and it’s le down. Who could have le predicted that

[Anonymous No.51447179]

How do I profit today?

[Anonymous No.51447190]

>>51447152
is the only way to get these with a terminal? i've been looking for the past 15 minutes and can't find them anywhere despite them ostensibly being released at 8:30 EST

[Anonymous No.51447195]

>>51447179
By going to work.

[Anonymous No.51447200]

>>51447152
>retail sales
There were some big downwards revisions to last months numbers and without autos sales were bad.
Philly Fed was the standout bad number to me.
Seems crabbish overall.
>>51447190
https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar

[Anonymous No.51447201]

>>51447179
Listen here Jack, see these work boots?

[Anonymous No.51447208]

>>51447195
i work from home

[Anonymous No.51447209]

>>51447179
I predict that well timed calls as well as puts will work today, as always. I only do puts though. Just average down and sell by COB.

[Anonymous No.51447213]

>>51447190
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/

[Anonymous No.51447220]

>>51447137
I mean it's good to have a healthy bit of not giving a shit what others think of you but there is a fine line to that as you could every well end up being these types that have no self awareness.

[Anonymous No.51447221]

>>51447119
nobody believes someone is a chad unless he believes himself to be one first

[Anonymous No.51447235]

>>51447031
Has a beta ever become an alpha?

[Anonymous No.51447240]

Whats the difference between core retail sales and retail sales?

[Anonymous No.51447241]

Morning degenz

[Anonymous No.51447245]

>>51447213
what is the historical average for july to august change?

[Anonymous No.51447247]

>>51446405
Strike aint happening. Biden stepped in and got a deal everyone is excited for.

[Anonymous No.51447254]

>>51446241
I listened. Took profit from my calls and fully expect a breakout soon.

[Anonymous No.51447255]

>>51447240
>Despite being only 13%...

[Anonymous No.51447269]

>>51447221
exactly my point, you can believe to be a chad but if someone outside is looking in on you and all he sees is a beta thats what he is going to think

[Anonymous No.51447271]

What is the situation with striking in America, is everyone on strike asking for more money like in Europe or not?

[Anonymous No.51447273]

So... this might be a dumb question, but:
I know there's a NASDAQ ETF with 2X leverage (QLD) and one with 3X leverage (TQQQ)... but is there one with 0.5X leverage?

[Anonymous No.51447279]

Guess I'll close my SQQQ position. Mumu is clearly already gearing up for a retard rally after these mixed news.

[Anonymous No.51447286]

>>51447240
Core is retail sales excluding autos

[Anonymous No.51447289]

>>51447179
Don't trade until after September 27th. Trust me Anon.

[Anonymous No.51447292]

>>51447273
just... buy less shares of QQQ?

[Anonymous No.51447298]

Joe Biden swung into action and got things done. Have we ever had a better President? He truly cares, in his heart.

[Anonymous No.51447301]

>>51447235
No

[Anonymous No.51447308]

>>51447190
Financialjuice

[Anonymous No.51447312]

>>51447275

[Anonymous No.51447319]

>>51447273
qqq acts light a slightly leveraged spy/voo most of the time while soxx often acts as a slightly leveraged qqq

[Anonymous No.51447321]

>>51447235

[Anonymous No.51447331]

>>51443961

[Anonymous No.51447343]

>>51447286
so core retail sales are down
and retail sales are up
what does that mean now?

[Anonymous No.51447344]

>>51447269
wrong. the chad is as the chad does. limitless self-confidence and not caring what others think always overrides how others view you

[Anonymous No.51447346]

WSJ is really pissing me off with these notifications. Retail sales aren’t a good indicator right now. Look at savings and credit card debt. Both indicate that we are fucked.

[Anonymous No.51447354]

>>51447025
I tried this at the last wedding I went to and my bride got an annulment within a week.

[Anonymous No.51447355]

good morning smg bros is we sussin or bussin today?

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.51447358]

>>51445213
You don't question reality? You'll never fucking make it.

[Anonymous No.51447365]

slowly building up a soxl position here, goal is 10000 shares
thoughts?

[Anonymous No.51447366]

>>51447271
Strikes are always at least a little about money (because more money can solve any problem), but in the US the bigger issues are usually working conditions. Things like scheduling, staffing, overtime, vacation, etc... In Europe, most of those issues are already guaranteed by law, so companies there just aren't allowed to treat workers that way without getting into real legal trouble. In the US, there are some states with rules on this stuff, but for the most part it's whatever the employer wants to do... if you don't like it, find another job, except all of the companies in the same industry operate the same way, so you're just kind of shit out of luck if got specialized education or training. These kinds of working conditions are slowly coming into white collar jobs too.

With the railroad, the big issue is scheduling/on-call... where workers do long shifts of mostly sitting on idling trains, and then when they're not working they're on-call and have to be available within a 3 hours notice or something, 24/7/365.

[Anonymous No.51447369]

>>51447355
>doge
This isn’t reddit, queer.

[Anonymous No.51447373]

>>51447343
If you exclude auto sales, retail sales are suffering.

[Anonymous No.51447375]

>>51447344
and then you just end up like this >>51447220

[Anonymous No.51447384]

joe beat the meat biden

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.51447387]

Guys I just looked into the future and I can see it's red. Just fucking sell everything ASAP. It's going to be horrible.

[Anonymous No.51447391]

>>51447369
TY anon. I physically recoiled from my screen when i opened that picture.

[Anonymous No.51447405]

>>51447375
this guy has likely gotten laid by some dorky weeb chick

[Anonymous No.51447407]

>>51447387
I know you are a memeing retard, but you are correct to sell.

[Anonymous No.51447418]

>>51445544

[Anonymous No.51447420]

>>51445596
desu for the last 6 months my portfolio has fluctuated in a range of +/-15% together with the market. Since I'm in the middle of the range now, my guess is that we will dive a bit more before the market climbs again

[Anonymous No.51447436]

Space Jews

[Anonymous No.51447490]

>>51447375
He doesnt lift

[Anonymous No.51447513]

So retail sales report error margin is +/-.04 % so basically it's about flat whether you're looking at core or reg. Both have zero change withing standard error range. That's overall hawkish for fed?

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.51447514]

>>51445544
Yeah, but alpha star isn't constrained by field of view or mice movements. Like have you watched that shit play with blink stalkers? It's micro is fucking insane. The only time I saw it lose was when the human had to feign drops over and over in the AI's main base to keep it pinned in a 2 base containment before finally being able to out macro it, which was more of a build order loss than anything since the AI could have went for anti-air tech and just shut down the drops.

[Anonymous No.51447539]

>>51445544
>2022
>supposed to have flying cars, meals in a pill etc
>nope
>but we made a computer that's pretty good at starcraft

I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE1111111

[Anonymous No.51447564]

>>51443961
when you see it
you browse /pol

[Anonymous No.51447597]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.51447601]

>>51447513
Honestly, 100bps might actually happen. It would be crazy, but things just aren't looking good and something drastic needs to be done to get inflation under control.
I honestly thought we'd see 75bps this month, then 50bps for october in preparation for the mid term elections, but I think Powell is looking to fucking kill inflation dead ASAP

[Anonymous No.51447604]

let's get a good shart in the mart and drop all the way down to the june lows today.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.51447605]

>>51447564
It's just a poorly drawn fruit basket. What am I looking for?

[Anonymous No.51447610]

>>51446249
>c&h patterns are played out over a span of weeks to months with the cup taking at least 7 weeks
https://thepatternsite.com/cup.html

[Anonymous No.51447615]

>>51447298
Who?

[Anonymous No.51447624]

>>51446423
dyllf its run by the guy that got the biggest gains during the previous run

[Anonymous No.51447627]

ENOUGH WITH THE AI GENERATED BUNGHOLES

[Anonymous No.51447633]

>>51447601
Retail inventories shouldn't really matter when they come out should they? Intuitively I guess that just gives you an idea of supply side sentiment/commitment to pullback/ belief in recession narrative, no? Maybe thats more important actually.

[Anonymous No.51447638]

>>51447605
>"You will know them by their" (paraphrased) Gives me the chills

[Anonymous No.51447642]

>>51445852
Bought my son the Star Wars at at. The look on his face was priceless.

[Anonymous No.51447652]

>>51443961
We doompeeng and I'm fucking ready

I should have sold my oil yesterday though

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.51447653]

>>51447638

[Anonymous No.51447662]

kek, baggies, kek.

[Anonymous No.51447666]

>>51447642
I hate brits but you seem okay. Good job anon

[Anonymous No.51447669]

>>51446835
link to page of releases?

[Anonymous No.51447670]

>>51447597
>>51447627
>>51447633


lol

[Anonymous No.51447677]

>>51447633
It honestly depends what your positions are and what moves you can make.
Retail is in its worst state in history because of pandemic normies treating it like their playground. Most people are not positioned to get out without taking significant losses if they don't pull out ASAP.

[Anonymous No.51447689]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP THE POOPERINOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.51447692]

dollar up, 10y up, vix up. futes DOWN. its over

[Anonymous No.51447695]

Fine then don't save konata.

[Anonymous No.51447705]

sell off begins today and gigadump fri

[Anonymous No.51447706]

1 minute my bastards

[Anonymous No.51447710]

>>51447677
treating the stock market like their playground*
sorry

[Anonymous No.51447711]

>>51447689
right it the feels man ;;)_)_)_) :(

[Anonymous No.51447714]

>another red day dawning
at least my divies will bring me some confort while the going is rough

[Anonymous No.51447716]

>>51447706
Can i give your puppy a treat?

[Anonymous No.51447719]

>>51447677
I'm not sure you and I are talking about the same thing anon.

[Anonymous No.51447721]

Reminder that I warned you fucks.

[Anonymous No.51447729]

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[Anonymous No.51447728]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.51447730]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.51447731]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51447739]

>>51447669
>>51447200

[Anonymous No.51447740]

AAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51447743]

>>51447719
You are correct, I didn't see "inventories"

[Anonymous No.51447745]

>>51447721
yes you predicted CPI by looking for pork shoulders and beef flanks on the chart
good job

[Anonymous No.51447746]

WTFWT!!!!

[Anonymous No.51447748]

>>51447714
Your "divvies" have been confiscated to fuel the administrations new IRS army sorry anon

[Anonymous No.51447749]

>>51447729
Based daily banger

[Anonymous No.51447753]

>>51447716
depends, she only eats dried jew skin (like a jerky). Do you have any of that?

[Anonymous No.51447765]

>N

[Anonymous No.51447766]

>>51447753
Where do I find a pupper like yours?

[Anonymous No.51447773]

>rule 1, never lose money
>rule 2, see the first rule

[Anonymous No.51447776]

bros....

[Anonymous No.51447788]

>>51447766
I believe mine come from an ancient line that was stationed in Auschwitz. Head Jew Hunter Hans Landas personal dobermans.

[Anonymous No.51447796]

>>51447788
whoa.

[Anonymous No.51447808]

>>51447796
But you know, you can also go to
https://www.akc.org/puppies/

[Anonymous No.51447819]

why is the thread so slow

[Anonymous No.51447825]

I only lost $700 this week before closing all of my positions. I'm eating ramen tonight!

[Anonymous No.51447829]

>>51447819
There's like 3 threads up

[Anonymous No.51447831]

>>51447825
Pretty good for such a horrendous week

[Anonymous No.51447839]

>>51447745
The TA is incidental, its a macro call.

[Anonymous No.51447845]

SOXL anyone??

[Anonymous No.51447860]

[Anonymous No.51447861]

>>51446398
He's a big guy

[Anonymous No.51447871]

what's up with ARRY, I thought solar was doing well

[Anonymous No.51447897]

Sold my PRTY. I don't think it's going to 3 fellas. it was a decent ride though. taking my gains while i can.

[Anonymous No.51447914]

next
>>51440989 >>51440989 >>51440989

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.51447915]

>>51447788
That's my dog sitting there with his mom laying down. They came from a bloodline that was at Auschwitz too, they even have the black tongue tattoo birthmark.

[Anonymous No.51447921]

They'll pin this in this crab range until tomorrow, won't they?

[Anonymous No.51447922]

I've been crabbing for almost 2 months. Should i just go all in on a bear share and say fuck it?

[Anonymous No.51447951]

>>51445121
YOURE BATSHIT INSANE

[Anonymous No.51447957]

>>51447915
would you look at that, us 2 jews with our jew hunter dogs. amazing how the world works.

[Anonymous No.51447966]

Funkopop bois
we winning

[Anonymous No.51447969]

>>51447922
Yes

[Anonymous No.51447976]

>>51447969
okay i'll report back in when i've lost everything

[Anonymous No.51447983]

>>51447126
Cases haven't halted, see picrel. And Welensky basically testified to Congress yesterday that data reporting is fucked and they don't know how many people are hospitalized with monkeypoop right now. The price action and FDA's stonewalling are disconcerting though

[Anonymous No.51448016]

BUDDY LOOK AT ADOBE HOUSING INDUSTRIALS

[Anonymous No.51448027]

>>51447173
>PRTY

[Anonymous No.51448032]

>>51447983
I don't think they're going to let retail investors make bank off this. the headlines and stock prices and everything else seem manipulated. you'd be better off finding something else to try to make money off of imo. Like shorting everything right before the next rate hike, cause it's going to be more than people are expecting.

[Anonymous No.51448051]

>Sold my PRTY
>it's skyrocketing immediately after

[Anonymous No.51448066]

>>51448032
I think you're right, unfortunately for them I'm stubborn in my monkepoop convictions and I won't give up my stake this easily

[Anonymous No.51448078]

looks like bobo lost

[Konacha No.51448105]

>>51448078
Pump it.

[Anonymous No.51448117]

>>51447605
Idk baggie, help me out here

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.51448210]

>>51448117
Look bro, I'm The Quasar, and that's an image of stairs to nowhere. Reminds me of that music video for Other Side by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

[Anonymous No.51448227]

>>51448066
For now.

[Anonymous No.51448559]

>retail got hooked
>AGAIN

[Anonymous No.51449377]

>>51446987
I vote for classics, chicken dance or Mr. Roboto
>>51447025
That trick will get you laid, but only with the old lady.
>>51447175
Damn never thought of that, this is true