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>order cleaning help for my tiny apartment (450sqft)
>chad comes and begins cleaning
>awkward me and him in apartment as he picks up my clothes etc
>ask him if he likes soccer etc
gayest thing ive ever been through

>> No.51434249
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>>51434205
You hired someone to clean your room?

>> No.51434275

>>51434205
not being able to clean your own place is pretty gay yeah

>> No.51434301

>>51434205
You know he is a rent boy right?

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>>51434249
kek no apartment

>> No.51434313

>>51434205
Hahaha bet you were expecting some grandma

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>>51434312
You hired someone to clean your apartment?

>> No.51434356

Why would you pay someone to help you clean a studio apartment? It's one fucking room lmao

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>>51434338
what is he getting at guys?

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>>51434356
i don't know how to clean

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>>51434414

>> No.51434475

>>51434205
Who the hell calls a maid chad? Imagine how low on the totem pole you have to be lmao

>> No.51434542

He sounds like a gay and you sound like a pussy

>> No.51434577

sounds like you were seconds away from cleaning his bussy. thank you for this post anon- i was debating hiring someone to clean my place and this thread made me realize i shouldn't be a giant faggot

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>>51434391
How old are you?

>> No.51434628

>>51434205
there is an amusing story written by david sedaris about this kind of misunderstanding. it's in the collection "dress your family in corduroy and denim"

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>>51434628
Dress your what now?

>> No.51435095

>>51434628
Yes, every short story written by Sedaris is about him being an awkward literal faggot. I was amused by them when I was 23 too.

>> No.51435163

>>51434205
He was waiting for you to start rubbing his shoulders and make the first move, faggot. Kek

>> No.51435196

wtf why did you not call for some latina or ukraninian girl?

you are gay op

>> No.51435229

>>51434205
London?

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>>51434205
>hire a cleaning service
>expect some frumpy old latina
>instead John Cena shows up and tells you to pick up your underwear

>> No.51435331

The faggotry of this thread is unimaginable. That dude probably signed up to be a maid to clean hot chick’s apartments. They send Chad away and when cuckboi comes home they say “look Wendell, I cleaned the house!” While Chad walks off with Wendell’s wife’s pussy stink on his cock.

He was just as disappointed meeting you as you were meeting him.

>> No.51435348

>>51435095
When are you writing your own stories about being an awkward 30 year old then?