/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.51423143]

Bond Yields Are What? Edition

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Previous:

>>51421181

[Anonymous No.51423436]

[Anonymous No.51423512]

niggers

[Anonymous No.51423524]

i cant believe i didn't get rich over the last 3 years like everyone else and now its just never gonna happen again

[Anonymous No.51423963]

>>51423524
Just short the market then :)

[Anonymous No.51423972]

Green Day confirmed

[Anonymous No.51424036]

>>51423972
Wake me up when September ends

[Anonymous No.51424140]

keep the +15% SQQQ days coming

[Anonymous No.51424148]

[Anonymous No.51424149]

What the fuck is a bond?

[Anonymous No.51424154]

All these smg threads have me like...

[Anonymous No.51424388]

NIGGA WE ABOUT TO ENTER INTO A COMMODITIES SUPER CYCLE AINT NOBODY CARE ABOUT YOUR FACEBOOK FAGGOT ASS META STOCK OR YOUR ROTTEN SATANIC APPLE STOCK OR YO FAKE ASS GREEN TESLA STOCK.

WE PEOPLE NEED TO LIVE AND EAT AND BREATH. GIVE US STOCKS THAT WE NEED TO SURVIVE. WE NEEDS TO FEED OUR KIDS.

FUCK YO TECHNOLOGY STOCKS> SHIT IS GOING TO CRASH HARD. YOU THINK YOU WHITE FOLKS CAN JUST WALK AROUND WITH YO OVERPRICED PE STOCK PRICES IN MY HOOD? OH HELL NAH> YALL ABOUT TO GET CHECK'D AND GOT. WHATS GOOD NIGGA?

[Anonymous No.51424968]

>Shalom
>They're buying into our Shemitah Year propaganda?
>Good
>Deploy the Bais Yaakov

[Anonymous No.51424991]

>>51423143
Wrong previous, it's
>>51423117

[Anonymous No.51424992]

HOGS

[Anonymous No.51425012]

>>51423436
I could use some mean tweets right now not gonna lie

[Anonymous No.51425017]

>>51423143
Copypasted this shit from another anon;

On September 16th, we could possibly see the biggest railroad strike to happen since 1877. Over 115,000 railworkers are expected to strike and walk out leaving entire lines of trains idle on the tracks. This is significant since over 1/3 of our supply chains come from the trains. Food, metals and even coal come from the railroads.

The MSM claim that certain unions like UPRR have reached tentative agreements. But it really does seem like they were only tentative and didn't really go anywhere. Class 1 railroads are already reducing service and Tuesday will also have networks shut down belonging to Norfolk.

https://twitter.com/AlessioUrban/status/1569105470790733825
https://twitter.com/arijashe/status/1568374437925249027
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1569117371356307456
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1568560183218929664
https://twitter.com/JOC_Updates/status/1568381665231179781
https://twitter.com/business/status/1569155352150609929
https://twitter.com/kcz_ws_mike/status/1569010912010412032
https://twitter.com/theresamlewis/status/1569004060489011200
https://twitter.com/MorePerfectUS/status/1568366890984112128

If this strike goes on for even a month, we could probably go into a Great Depression real fucking soon. This might also inspire the rest of the freight industries like longshoremen, truckers, mailmen etc. to go on strikes throughout the nation too.

[Anonymous No.51425042]

You want to refill your SPR when oil drops to $80?

Suck a camel's dick. It will now go to $90.

[Anonymous No.51425052]

I miss scoopsies...
5 years ago I met that sweet baby boy and I've never stopped thinking about him. He's so frail and tender. Be smart like me, close your eyes, listen to this, liquidate all your positions tomorrow, and buy oil.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=TmtkLP_jcEI&feature=share

[Anonymous No.51425055]

>>51425017
>Going into a depression because union wagies are being uppity
Let's go Brandon!

[Anonymous No.51425063]

>>51425042
so if oil goes back to 120 and inflation spikes again, is JPow going to crash this economy with no survivors?

[Anonymous No.51425068]

>>51425017
SQQQ PARTY ROCKETS IN THE HOME TO KNIGHT

[Anonymous No.51425073]

>>51425055
>was going to go into a depression regardless
>now they have a scapegoat to blame when they let everything explode intentionally
>and an excuse to have the government meddle even further in "essential" fields
it's all so tiresome

[Anonymous No.51425096]

>>51423524
Could be worse. I started investing mid 2021

[Anonymous No.51425114]

Lol. I've been away all day and this is what happened??????

[Anonymous No.51425122]

>>51425114
cpi came down, but not enough as analysts thought it would, hopium crushed.

[Anonymous No.51425129]

>>51425063

>"No, they expect one of us the the wreckage brother.

[Anonymous No.51425133]

>>51425063
What good is oil if there's no one to drive the trucks, fly the planes or sail the boats?

You really think after seeing the shitstorm and bending over in the rail sector the unions caused, after seeing the leverage they held, that others will just sit back and say good for them? They won't need Powell for this crash. It'll be organic.

[Anonymous No.51425135]

>>51425063
It doesn't even need to go to 120. We had 0.6% MoM Core because of wages, lagged OER kicking in, everything.

If energy prices simply remain flat, there are literally no brakes left on the headline CPI train. 100bps hikes will be on the table.

[Anonymous No.51425156]

>>51425133
No tanker cars? No drilling equipment? Domestic oil production will seize up. Demand and supply fucked in equal(?) measure.

[Anonymous No.51425163]

>>51425096
I started in 2016. That was a difficult time to learn. It start heavily crabby. Like all the market did for months was crab, dump for a couple weeks, return to the snibby zone for more crabbing. Then 2017 and I developed a reckless idea that I was invincible and could not lose.

[Anonymous No.51425167]

>>51424388
Bravo

[Anonymous No.51425181]

Ok I'm sick of chuds questioning me. Give me a minute, I'm going to cast a spell to bless oil. You fucking faggots don't deserve this. Say something nice to scoopsies when he shows up again.

[Anonymous No.51425182]

>>51424388

Based negress poster

[Anonymous No.51425184]

JXN stock bhenchods - are you still doing the needful and holding?

[Anonymous No.51425186]

>>51425156
My thoughts as well but it won't be allowed to continue perpetually. But if they don't deal decisively with this, which will be politically hard for biden right now, we are in for some future turmoil.

It's hard to say what we will see, but caving to a union to the tune of a 25% raise is going to do nothing but encourage more of that shit. It doesn't just end. They, like their bosses want to get the most out of the other they can, and right now they hold the cards, and they know it.

[Anonymous No.51425191]

>>51425181

Ngl that shirt is pretty based

[Anonymous No.51425195]

implications of pic related the literal only new culture being made for a decade

[Anonymous No.51425209]

>>51425181
your shipment of foreskins and rockets will be delivered on time

shalom

[Anonymous No.51425211]

>>51425195
>me in the upper left

[Anonymous No.51425213]

When we cashing out our puts

[Anonymous No.51425218]

>>51425052
song is much too good for your gay fanfiction

[Anonymous No.51425227]

When the printers turn back on obv this means a decade of value stocks, commodities, energy winning. Value equity indices would have the lowest volatility of those hence would be the best candidate for a levered play, however there is no 3x Value Bull etf I can see which is an obvious choice. Something like TNA/URTY (russell 2000 3x, p/e 13-ish) is the closest I see, but there's nothing that's like VTV 3x and it's pissing me off.

I don't want to fuck with calls but idk what else to do.

[Anonymous No.51425268]

>>51425227
I own NRGU and FAS to get value exposure. Bank will eventually do well in a higher rate environment, and energy will be good cause they havent invested in new oil at all

[Anonymous No.51425273]

So, are we selling party city tomorrow and rebuying next week? WTF DO I DO?!

[Anonymous No.51425282]

>>51425186
They'll be begging for a job in a couple years when demand destruction hits in full force

[Anonymous No.51425289]

>>51425273
PRTY IS OVER! I bought all the birthday cards. Now granny won't have anywhere to slip her $5 bill in for Jonny's birthday letter!

[Anonymous No.51425290]

>>51425273
>one red day after nearly 5 consecutive green days
>”yep, time to sell”
it’s like you don’t even see the unfilled gap back to $3.

[Anonymous No.51425292]

FUCK CARVANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51425316]

>>51425290
Gaps don't work that way otherwise SNAP is going to pull a 5x

[Anonymous No.51425319]

>>51425282
Maybe, but they don't think that way and it's not like corporate will extend them any sympathy for being cooperative now, any more than checking on your strong hand will get the guy to go easy on you the next hand when he has you beat. That's capitalism. They have a strong hand and they're going to play it, and so will others having seen this weakness.

The only option is to send in the pinkertons and biden won't do that before midterms. So they really, really have a monster opportunity here.

[Anonymous No.51425328]

futures are scared shitless they don't know what to do

[Anonymous No.51425342]

>>51425316
except one is an unprofitable social media app that caters to tweens while the other is a profitable party store headed into its most important season

[Anonymous No.51425355]

>>51423143
Hey anons, one of my buddies is convinced KOLD is about to moon. Supposedly the narrative on natural gas is switching. Seems like a decent play. Any thoughts?

[Anonymous No.51425359]

>>51425114
core cpi doubled. 75bps rate increase at the very least is confirmed.

[Anonymous No.51425386]

>>51423524
Coming out of this, we'll have a massive bullrun starting 2-3 years from now.
In the meantime, there are still pockets of extremely undervalued companies that you can park in to ride out the turbulence.

[Anonymous No.51425388]

Praying that Wed will be as red as Tuesday
CAM ON NYSE
CAM ON TSX

[Anonymous No.51425391]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51425411]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51425424]

>>51425355
you sound fake, who is paying you?

[Anonymous No.51425439]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51425462]

I’ve been wondering when this would finally happen and I feel so vindicated.

[Anonymous No.51425473]

>>51425462
the happening hasnt even happened yet

[Anonymous No.51425476]

>>51425462
What do you mean, nothing's even happened yet?

[Anonymous No.51425489]

*farts on your market*

[Anonymous No.51425495]

>>51425473
>>51425476
It’s beginning.

[Anonymous No.51425497]

>>51425328
I would be too when I can see over 1/3 of the entire freight industry getting heemed by trains

[Anonymous No.51425505]

market is in for another heeming today

[Anonymous No.51425518]

>>51425268

Banks also have big bond portfolios when the 40-year bond bull market is going kaput. But I guess the Fed is going to cap yields sooner or later so maybe that still works.

NRGU, I'm wary of levered energy cause of it's vol (see 2020), and I'm wary of fossil fuels cause of retarded gov trying to fuck with it to stop inflation. Breaking futures markets, delisting futures etfs, or slapping producers with windfall taxes, that kind of thing. Probly will still get a little bit but prefer other commodity plays less likely to catch the same heat.

[Anonymous No.51425523]

WTF I look away for 30 minutes and futes free falll. Who woke up at 11? Euros? Chinese? Japan's lunch break end?

[Anonymous No.51425541]

>>51425505
>market is in for another heeming today
i hope not until I can get a few hours sleep
gnight smggers

[Anonymous No.51425553]

>priced in
>fed pivot soon
>stocks only go up

[Anonymous No.51425577]

What's the total CPI right now? I saw 8.3% today.

[Anonymous No.51425579]

>>51425523
Japan's already closed. Same for China.
We're entering EU premarket hours.

[Anonymous No.51425581]

>soundtrack for tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7APF2mUo7bE

[Anonymous No.51425661]

>>51425424
Fuck off I literally just want some opinions on this stock

[Anonymous No.51425673]

>>51425462
>>51425495
LOWS NOT SEEN SINCE LAST WEDNESDAY

[Anonymous No.51425680]

>>51425673
Kek

[Anonymous No.51425692]

>>51425355
>>51425661
nigga do you know what Freeport LNG is? its an american nat gas company. their terminal that allows selling nat gas to europe blew up a few months ago and caused nat gas prices to fall. when this port opens, american LNG will be able to be sold at european prices, which means BOIL will moon, not KOLD.

[Anonymous No.51425694]

>>51425355
What's the reasoning? Anyway KOLD is for swinging and not for holding and Biden dumping the SPR on the market barely made a dent on inflation which leads me to believe that oil will go back up

[Anonymous No.51425695]

>>51425661
bro you have negative IQ, ask your broker to delete your account

[Anonymous No.51425709]

>>51425692
>>51425661
I forgot to mention, the port will open in october or nov apparently. be careful

[Anonymous No.51425714]

>>51425692
Priced in. Actually though.

[Anonymous No.51425725]

>>51425661
Can't give you an opinion on the stock since it's just an ETF tracking an index. If you have a macro thesis on nat gas tanking that you're confident about, seems like this is one medium to express that thesis, albeit with a pretty high 1.9% expense ratio. Short nat gas companies directly would be another.

One cautionary note I have is that even though energy commodity prices fell in this latest CPI report, energy service prices rose. But I haven't done any hard thinking about natural gas specifically.

[Anonymous No.51425748]

>>51425694
My bad I mixed up KOLD and DRIP but anyway, my personal opinion is that winter in Europe is gonna be bad, but not as bad as 4chan and Russia is making it out to be, so you could get rekt

[Anonymous No.51425825]

>>51425673
Yeah and I remember people said when I told them that corrections are coming that this was clown world and it would just go up. Ha :^)

[Anonymous No.51425849]

'This is a bigger Carvana than I just got out of.' I don't want to take my time going to Carvana. I got a motorcycle and a sleeping bag. And ten or fifteen Carvana

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.51425878]

>>51425391
stocks! are! fun!

[Anonymous No.51425887]

>>51425878
I AM THE CARVANA I WORSHIP

[Anonymous No.51425889]

>>51423143
recession is canceled

[Anonymous No.51425903]

TSLA is going to rip. this week. check the flow.

[Anonymous No.51425908]

>>51425388
Checked. Powell trying to measure up to this goy.

[Anonymous No.51425948]

>>51425849
i run the over the counter shitcoin market guy

[Anonymous No.51425998]

Can the market just stop shitting and pissing itself? God damn. I just want to make some fucking money, is it that hard to ask? STOP FUCKING SELLING!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51426062]

>>51424036
Underrated

[Anonymous No.51426084]

Whats the highest paying divie stock

[Anonymous No.51426100]

Anyways my broke ass frens. Nu is crushing it with revenues. I think this is an actual decent stock that is really beaten down. My average is 5.37, but I think it is way undervalued. Fintech, but its a monster.

[Anonymous No.51426119]

>>51426084
Zim

[Anonymous No.51426128]

>>51425825
What's was your thesis back then? What is it now?
I still wonder if any of this is really bad for iPhone sales, Teams subscriptions, or AWS subscriptions.

[Anonymous No.51426134]

um....bros......

[Anonymous No.51426152]

>>51426134
what's r1? when was that? what caused it?

[Anonymous No.51426195]

>>51426152
its the 2008 financial crisis. spx fell around 37% after september 2008 to march 2009

[Anonymous No.51426198]

>>51426134
Dude, did you time travel with that chart?

[Anonymous No.51426225]

>>51423436
Hey, can one of you wolf of wall street market geniues take a look at this AKRO chart and tell me what you think? That's from yesterday. It went up 140% in one day and then crabbed all day after that. I was thinking of buying puts, but that looks an awful lot like a bull pennant, right? Though I thought bull pennants too longer to form for them to count, like weeks, not hours. What do you think?

[Anonymous No.51426276]

check the 10y

>umm sweety you didnt think inflation was under control did you?

[Anonymous No.51426287]

>>51426276
yeah its over

[Anonymous No.51426292]

Official thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-B3RzUZuzQ

[Anonymous No.51426358]

>>51423972
>>51424036
Lol

[Anonymous No.51426379]

>>51426225
>tell me what you think
You included ticker and both axes are labeled, that's good.
But it's linear.
Concept 9/10
Execution 4/10
Style 7/10
Final score 6/10
Please note that final scores are not derived formulaically but subject to judges' discretion

[Anonymous No.51426490]

The US president literally celebrating inflation yesterday. HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.51426529]

I bough 5x QQQ long, selling at market close eu time.

What am I in for

[Anonymous No.51426542]

Will the dump continue or it's already over? Somehow Europe doesn't give a single shit about what happened at the closing. Futes are slightly up, but futes are whatever

[Anonymous No.51426566]

yurop opened and is red so i think pooping will continue.


can they tamper with the ppi on friday?

[Anonymous No.51426576]

>>51423524
QQQ puts

[Anonymous No.51426595]

>>51425673
jej

[Anonymous No.51426614]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.51426623]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.51426653]

only way i seem to make money is swinging these 3x etfs. i make a 100 and then i day trade to lose it all.

now im up 80+ again from buying after yesterdays numbers came out. i almost bought before it dumped.. prolly would have 200 more.

[Anonymous No.51426676]

>>51423524
I got really devastated when I lost the keys to one of wallets as I had quite a number of wallets, I had quite a heavy bag of ETH in there at the time. Not recovered from the loss yet. I ought to have made it

[Anonymous No.51426692]

what happened to siga

[Anonymous No.51426704]

>>51426653
Swinging triple leveraged etfs is all i do.

[Anonymous No.51426706]

>>51426692
Dead meme

[Anonymous No.51426711]

Reminder that PM doesn't matter

[Anonymous No.51426748]

Anyone still shilling ZIM?

[Anonymous No.51426759]

OHHHHH

[Anonymous No.51426764]

Reminder: futures are fake and gay.

[Based Autist Tranny !!10elzP3IXWy No.51426829]

>he didn't listen
>he really didn't think there was going to be a 100bps point rate hike, minimum, in september
>he sold naked puts before the announcement

Why are you like this?

[Anonymous No.51426833]

100bps hike rate chance getting higher, oh shit

[Anonymous No.51426846]

>>51426833
good

[Anonymous No.51426878]

>>51426623
I like this daily meme

[Anonymous No.51426879]

Red day+green futures=

[Anonymous No.51426898]

I'm shorting coal, lumber and fertilizer stocks related to railroads

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-09-12/key-commodities-under-threat-as-potential-rail-strike-looms

[Anonymous No.51426905]

>>51426879
Pain

[Anonymous No.51426912]

>>51426898
Oh and grains. Food is definitely going to be a BIG one with railroad stonks.

[Anonymous No.51426919]

>>51426676
Sad enough anon. There are some crypto projects that prevents issues like this that gives you access to your wallets across multichains in a secured account with a single password not keys.

[Anonymous No.51426981]

I'm never gonna get the six figures, six inches, and six pack required to date a 6/10.

[Anonymous No.51427014]

>THEY'RE MY CHEAPIES AND I NEED THEM NOW!

[Anonymous No.51427024]

>>51426981
If you keep buying crypto, then yes.

[Anonymous No.51427050]

shill me your OTC Pink stocks

[Anonymous No.51427131]

anyone else crying??

[Anonymous No.51427201]

>>51425063
Jpow cant pump more oil. I think at some point there will be demand destruction and oil remains higher but people just stop buying stuff and inflation comes down with out higher unemployment.

[Anonymous No.51427207]

it gon go up?

[Anonymous No.51427214]

>>51426981
You also need to be 6 feet tall.

[Anonymous No.51427245]

>>51427131
On the contrary I have hedged against crying by connecting my wallets to a privacy platform that shields my farming strategies and wallet transactions from public view. I think that is the worst that can happen to me, getting exposed to scammers

[Anonymous No.51427249]

>>51425063
If China goes into recession there won't be an oil pump. The FED will overshoot anyway, but it's better than sticky inflation.

[Anonymous No.51427264]

>>51427131
I'm numb to all emotions good and bad. That's why I own jepi.

[Anonymous No.51427288]

>>51427264
He's a plumper. But he's a good boy

[Anonymous No.51427304]

>>51427288
Do rats make good pets?

[Anonymous No.51427311]

>>51426748
the only green ticker in a sea of red yesterday. shipping rates seem to slightly rise again
https://tradingeconomics.com/commodity/baltic

[Anonymous No.51427357]

WHAT THE FUCK 0.1 INFLATION INCREASE IM GONNA SHOOOOOOOORT

[Anonymous No.51427438]

what are the chances we saw the 5 year bottom?

would be cool if we did

[Anonymous No.51427452]

>>51423143
Didnt JPow promise to stop raising interest after December, what happens after that? Spending spree?

[Anonymous No.51427461]

>all the bobos getting cocky but I know Ms. Market is going to leave me with blue balls

[Anonymous No.51427471]

>>51427264
>>51427288
>>51427304
>how i know you arent western european
It's only ever vatniks and other groups outside of the worst Black Death zones that ever have "fancy" vermin.

[Anonymous No.51427511]

>>51426981
You forgot the most important one: 6ft tall

Also:
6m insta followers
6 Holidays per year
6 BMWs

[Anonymous No.51427512]

>>51427438
>360,000 new consumers born daily
>after deaths total population gain is 4 million a week
Stocks will grow for as long as The System exists, which is the bigger threat since greed at the top might make for a revolution, but doubtful in it's mostly the fat and middle aged who remember higher quality of life, combined with importing people for whom $8 an hour is the greatest resource acclimation in their entire genetic lineage.

[Anonymous No.51427543]

>>51427471
People believed in miasma theory (bad air) when the Black Death hit.
Plague wasn't associated with rodents until the 1700s.
Nobody knows what a vat is. Next time you want to force a meme do it in English.
Overall, an abhorrent post. I bet you're Canadian.

[Anonymous No.51427573]

Give me financial advice: >>>51427550

[Anonymous No.51427586]

>Mfw i wake up extra early just to shitpost before work

[Anonymous No.51427603]

>>51426981
Not w that attitude Anon. Chicks primal desire are confidence and to be taken care of so they can beat and have a family.
>roasties excluded
Check those two boxes of confidence and ability to make a good living and you’ll be fine. Nothing you can do about not being 6ft so May as well get over it.

[Anonymous No.51427606]

>>51427586
You have too much free time, goy. We gotta keep ramping up inflation til you gotta work 65+ hours a week just to afford one meal a day

[Anonymous No.51427608]

>>51427586
Fren I feel for you. My puts I'm holding look like they're going to take a hit crabbing or taking on a small rally. Think I should hold my weekly's until Friday?

[Anonymous No.51427611]

>>51427603
Beat = nest.
>fck Tim apple and his shitty keyboard

[Anonymous No.51427629]

>>51427543
>a generation after the human genome project
>still doesnt incorporate genetics into his thought
I was referencing the population bottleneck. Obviously survival outcomes were greater for people with the gene for abhorrence to rodents.

[Anonymous No.51427641]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ITS THE EARLY MORNING PREMARKET REVERSAL COMING RIGHT ON CUE

[Anonymous No.51427651]

>>51427603
I'm 6'2 and feel I deserve more than the 1 wife I have. If men under 6 ft were barred from women then I would be obligated to impregnate more women.

[Anonymous No.51427667]

>>51427608
Schizo market, hard to say.

[Anonymous No.51427677]

>>51427651
Disagree. Another wife = extra expectations. Perhaps you meant wife + a mistress. I’m almost 40 and it’s too tiresome. Most of the time I don’t even have 10 minutes to shit post on pol. Sad man

[Anonymous No.51427679]

>>51427608
If last digit >=5, then hold.

[Anonymous No.51427685]

What beverage shall I wake up and drink to have a good trading day, frens? I'm thinking either coffee with Snickers creamer or pineapple juice with kratom this morning for me personally

[Anonymous No.51427693]

>>51427677
I'm 36 with my first kid on the way. I want 33 wives and 77 sons.

[Anonymous No.51427700]

>>51427679
OOOOOOOOO WE'RE GONNA POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

[Anonymous No.51427704]

>>51427651
>Be tall
>More likely to have heart problems
>Genetically dispositioned to earlier death
>Always a mr skeleton
>Can't take a shower and relax
>Always hit head on shit
Enjoy a shitty life mister beanstalk

[Anonymous No.51427707]

>>51427679
Dubs and I dubble down

[Anonymous No.51427715]

>>51427685
>coffee with Snickers creamer
Do Americans really?

[Anonymous No.51427725]

>>51427704
All these things are true and describe me but for some odd reason I get treated more like a man from women. I cant help if women are dumb.

[Anonymous No.51427726]

>>51426919
Based, ORE ID provides that solution.

[Anonymous No.51427727]

>>51427603

[Anonymous No.51427735]

>>51427715

[Anonymous No.51427739]

>>51427685
wake up with a negroni

[Anonymous No.51427753]

>>51427629
You got me there
Why did you juxtapose the CMU cunt with Lucy's friend?

[Anonymous No.51427758]

>>51427735
it's so over frens *cries in european*

[Anonymous No.51427760]

>>51427725
Not really dumb just basic. It's runaway sexual selection. Standing upright is a very human characteristic so it makes sense for that trait to be one that present women can be expected to have inherited attraction toward. What's different about modern times is that noting stops the runaway pursuit of this characteristic. The big guy isn't more easily cut down by longbowmen, nor is his high caloric need a handicap since food is effectively limitless.

[Anonymous No.51427761]

>>51427727
Hey I'm in that thread too

[Anonymous No.51427770]

>>51427679
>>51427700
>market is going into crash
>oh no, it is too apparent, the goyim are shorting the market!
>pump it end of day, right before close, that'll get them to close out their shorts, get them to go long
>pump it at morning open, that'll get them to close out their shorts, get them to go long, create exit liquidity to allow us to short it again
Do not be a dumb goy.
If you want to swing the little pumps like these that are intended to fuck over the goyim, do so, but you should have a very modest target - you should not be buying and expecting it to hold - get in, get out - take your profit on the little bump before the next leg down
Don't get fooled
You already got fooled once /smg/
They tricked you by pumping the market into CPI - the last CPI have all been leaked, and they know that you know that. They know that you would expect the markets to keep rallying, if we are rallying into CPI, then the report must be good, right?
Remember: Rosh Hashanah starts on September 26, the same day of the end of the Shemitah
'Sell Rosh Hashanah, Buy Yom Kippur'
If you are buying to hold, going heavily long, before yom kippur, you are a retarded goyim, who deserves the losses
Wait until October to go heavily long
There should some very, very nice buying opportunities
Note: The only reason you should change this course of action is if you see gamma exposure go heavily back to positive after this option expiration
If gamma exposure stays, and returns positive, then, and only then, should you consider buying in advance
It is possible we get a bottoming with this expiry, similar to June (big quarterly expiries around Fed)
The only issue I see with this is that it is not the same as June - June the witching was after the Fed announced, not before
This time we have the Fed after, Weds Sep 22
It makes it a lot less likely that we have bottomed, barring a dovish Fed (not going to happen, after we saw 0.6 MoM core CPI, expected 0.3 - showing sticky inflation)

[Anonymous No.51427774]

>>51427629
Antisemitic statements like this should be bannable

[Anonymous No.51427775]

>>51427586
One of the best aspects of WFH jobs, I can shitpost in peace without worrying someone might be looking over my shoulder.

Now that I think about it, being able to browse whatever while I work has made me insanely more productive.

[Anonymous No.51427784]

>>51427753
Just that I think they have similar features, so one can imagine some prehistoric West Africans arriving in say the British Isles and then genetically bottlenecked by the lack of uv light for vitamin D.

[Anonymous No.51427799]

So which will it be; another day of red or will the green wave come in. Another day of me doing "nothing" and still getting paid or a day of me having to work instead (which means this: I work half a day then spend the other half "doing nothing")

[Anonymous No.51427801]

>>51427770
I'm not reading that shit nigger.

[Anonymous No.51427821]

Anyone buy land and either farm on it or rent it to farmers? Theres a piece of land near my house for 29k and im debating doing it just to see what happens.

[Anonymous No.51427847]

>>51427770
What's the easiest way to keep track of gamma exposure?

[Anonymous No.51427859]

My coworkers are starting to complain about the stock market, so I think I will be buying in now.

[Anonymous No.51427865]

Love me a good pounding in the afternoon

[Anonymous No.51427867]

>>51427847
easiest is through sqzme
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor/dix
GEX = gamma exposure
going positive for a day or two doesn't guarantee anything - as you can see by how gamma exposure sharply went positive during the rally prior to CPI
it needs to stay positive, and keep moving positive, to signal the bottom was found
so if for example, this monday we saw gamma exposure moved positive, it would be a positive
/ good signal in the right direction, but not THE signal
do not trade solely on gamma exposure either lol.

[Anonymous No.51427901]

>>51427867
I don't trade solely on any one indicator, max pain, ema, rsi, moon phases, quads of truth, Kramer twats, shemitah, etc. But it's nice to get different perspectives

[Anonymous No.51427912]

uranium

[Anonymous No.51427923]

>>51426981
where we're going you'll just need a sixpack of deenz to buy some ptp off of a starving single mom

[Anonymous No.51427924]

QQQ long in pre, gl homies

[Anonymous No.51427926]

Will the markets go back up in 6-7 months? Will my now less than 150k in mutual funds survive any more of this bleeding if it keeps going on like this?

[Anonymous No.51427932]

the market is like an animal... if you look with a certain eye the charts are like fuzzy snakes

[Anonymous No.51427941]

>>51427901
I sell when women talk about stocks
I buy when men complain about stocks

[Anonymous No.51427967]

>>51427821
Be wary of legal bullshittery from land zoning regulation

[Anonymous No.51427980]

>>51427967
Yeah Im worried about that too. Its partly farmed already in a rural area. Looks like a farmer has hay on it right now so i think I dont have to do anything different with it.

[Anonymous No.51427986]

>>51427967
Yes, that can be a real bitch.
> Bullshitery
We just call it kikery for short around here, but point taken. He may need to keep a little bribe money on the side as well

[Anonymous No.51427996]

>>51425096
I started investing October-November 2021

If I had just let it sit I'd be down something like -60% lol lmao. Thankfully I managed to get myself slightly above breakeven

[Anonymous No.51428002]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51428018]

>>51425012
It would be kind of funny to see how hard Trump would be raging at Jerome right now

[Anonymous No.51428023]

>>51427821
Also watch out for trespassers, people will just show up and start hunting, logging, or be a nuisance on other's land. So you have to enforce your property rights via AR-15 if the cops won't.

[Anonymous No.51428029]

>>51427941
What do you do when zers talk about stocks?

[Anonymous No.51428032]

>checks cnn money futures
heh, told you so, looks like a green day, time to make a starbucks run for my 12$ morning cup of coffee, log into slackr and share a worksafe meme in my team channel, then sit back and sip, watch as my bbby calls finally print so that babe'll give me back my wii time.

[Anonymous No.51428038]

>>51428023
>via AR-15 if the cops won't
Well part of why I wanted the land was to go shooting on free days. Build a little 3 sided burrow and set up some metal targets and just shoot. Its a total of 10 acres and in prairie so i can scan the whole thing immediately as I drive up. Surrounded by farmers so id think they wont try to steal my stuff since theyve been in the area for a century now. But there was a triple murder and a suicide in a nearby town on a farm so idk.

[Anonymous No.51428039]

>>51428029
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM GONNA SLURP THE SQUIZZLE

[Anonymous No.51428045]

>>51427799
>deep depression
>divvies getting cut
good luck with that long only portfolio

[Anonymous No.51428050]

>>51425096
Could be worse, I started in december 2021

[Anonymous No.51428059]

>>51428050
>>51425096
This is a good learning opportunity for you both. You will realize stocks dont always go up.

[Anonymous No.51428067]

>>51428045
He's a bureacrat boomer with plenty of free tax payer stolen funds to dump in them every month for doing little to no work as inefficiently as possible so he'll be fine

[Anonymous No.51428068]

>>51428039
If I ever hear that from one of those creatures I'll know the stock market is going to crater and never recover

[Anonymous No.51428077]

It begins today BBBY bros, eod $12.

https://www.reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/xd7yuq/bbby_discovery_of_boass_i_call_it_ftd_train/

[Anonymous No.51428090]

thank god for the inflation reduction act now we can get back to all time highs.

[Anonymous No.51428091]

What did JPMorgan mean by this shit???

[Anonymous No.51428093]

>>51428077

[Anonymous No.51428104]

>>51428091
Oops forgot link

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/jpmorgans-investment-banking-fees-slide-50-q3

[Anonymous No.51428108]

Usually after a dumpling like this MMMRI cools off, but it's at ATH now

[Anonymous No.51428115]

>>51428067
yeah I know it's a 1 post boomer bot with useless symbol screenshot shitting up the thread daily

[Anonymous No.51428132]

>>51428108
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51428134]

>>51428104
>>51428091
less consumer spending. Writing is on the wall.

[Anonymous No.51428139]

>>51428108

[Anonymous No.51428145]

Are we going to keep dumping or not. I want my spxs to keep printing

[Anonymous No.51428151]

>>51428108
Oh no not the MMRI, the most reliable and thoroughly tested indicator out there

[Anonymous No.51428153]

>>51428145
idk

[Anonymous No.51428157]

>>51428059
So far all I've learned is that stocks go up but mostly down.

[Anonymous No.51428162]

>>51423143
I make it or I end it, tune in next month. I will stream.

[Anonymous No.51428165]

>>51428151
baste diogenes poster

[Anonymous No.51428167]

>>51428151
At the end of the day it's just DXY and 10Y

[Anonymous No.51428169]

>>51428077
When the CFO kills himself then the shillers should follow

[Anonymous No.51428180]

>>51428167
What about the 3 month trying to inverse the 2 year? O.o

[Anonymous No.51428181]

schiff marriano and zero hedge all say the markets going bottom...that's my buy signal

[Anonymous No.51428195]

>>51427996
No you have to heckin DCA for 20 tears time in the market beats timing in the market or you are just gambling

[Anonymous No.51428226]

>>51426134
I threw all mine out in the early 2000s but I hear you still can find some in the thrift stores.

[Anonymous No.51428237]

>>51428195
But it is ze easy to time ze market when you are part of ze insiders trading forum like me, pleb. We are not watching ze future happen, we are creating it

[Anonymous No.51428243]

>>51427770
Quality post anon. Thx

[Anonymous No.51428294]

>>51428134
>investment-banking fees
>consumer

[Anonymous No.51428297]

>>51428157
We just came out of a 12 year bull run. Thats historic. Normally they gas out around 7-8 years. If we dont crash here and have bankruptcies then the US is set up for another incredible decade. Keep working, watch your cash and keep buying the dip on solid companies and you will make it.

[Anonymous No.51428300]

>>51428181
>inflation rising despite energy down
>fed doubling balance sheet runoff beginning this month
>75-100bps rate hike coming this month
>still further -5% to go hitting June lows

(You)
>that's my buy signal

[Anonymous No.51428314]

>>51427131
My portfolio go too one sided after tech really bottomed so I had to hedge my largest position. I feel…. Nothing

[Anonymous No.51428318]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51428319]

Oh, mumu, there you are. Just checked in on that overnight pump you had going and thought I'd say hey.

[Anonymous No.51428323]

>>51426981
I’m 2/3 on those anon, and it doesn’t do shit for getting women. Being under 6 feet is a death sentence on dating apps, so I’m stuck having to meet them out at bars, which is difficult

[Anonymous No.51428339]

what's a good boomer mutual fund/etf that will track the sp500 gains, but also minimize the risks of the sp500 losses?

[Anonymous No.51428362]

>>51428323
>meeting women at bars
These are the type of women to fuck and chuck and are not worthy of long term relationships

[Anonymous No.51428379]

>wifey still thinks we're in a bear market rally after yesterday's nuke
we'll be probing the lows at 3600 and wifey will still be out there tweeting about a short squeeze.

[Anonymous No.51428391]

futures red again, back to reality mumu

[Anonymous No.51428395]

Good morning Sirs

[Anonymous No.51428411]

And just like that, the temporary short term rice and beans pump scare is over. Back to seasoned medium rare mumu on menu boys

[Anonymous No.51428428]

>>51428339
DCAing into SPY for decades

[Anonymous No.51428441]

>>51428379
>wife knows economic terms
I'll fucking pass. Does she send you pink wojaks too? Particularly when Tyrone doesn't top off the money market account?

[Anonymous No.51428445]

PPI drops in less than 30.

[Anonymous No.51428448]

>CME: 32% chance of 100 bps hike
Lmao it was 20% yesterday morning. 2 year rocketing up again. Now 3.8%. We are going to see some fun when it hits 4% arent we?

[Anonymous No.51428459]

ARE YOU THINING WHAT IM THINKING? SLURP AWAY! JUST REMEMBER TO PULL YOU MASK BACK UP BETWEEN SLURPS

[Anonymous No.51428460]

Its over

[Anonymous No.51428466]

>>51428428
Now that’s what I call real investing. Imagine the money you’ll have accumulated when you retire at 60. Those will be the besg 10 years of your life until you die.

[Anonymous No.51428468]

>>51428441
lmao.
what a faggot you are.
>I don't want my wife to be interest in finance or economics!!
NGMI
If your wife is not interested in:
>science
>technology
>engineering
>math
>finance
your bloodline will be weak
>inb4 you married an english major

[Anonymous No.51428476]

>>51428441
kek no. wifey is some cuck on fin twitter that made a name for himself parading pics of his wife for others to see. I follow as an easy countertrade signal.

[Anonymous No.51428484]

It’s so over

[Anonymous No.51428491]

>>51423436
Wow a whole 11%

[Anonymous No.51428510]

>>51428468
Based. A good wife is one who contributes to your empire. She brings in money/land/connections. Stay at home wives who do nothing are always the worst. Fat and lazy women are the typical demographics who stay at home.

[Anonymous No.51428513]

>>51428491

[Anonymous No.51428538]

>>51423436
I fucking hate /pol/ so much. Did we forget what we did in 2020? My god, what is happening right now in the stock market is a fucking relief. Clown world is slowly returning to normal.

[Anonymous No.51428555]

>>51428538
>Clown world is slowly returning to normal.
Just because everything is dumping doesn't mean underlying problems are getting fixed

[Anonymous No.51428557]

Check the 10Y

[Anonymous No.51428565]

ladder attacks on the vix

[Anonymous No.51428578]

6uild 6ack 6etter means that Gold is going up in price 666%.

[Anonymous No.51428586]

JUST

[Anonymous No.51428596]

hope we pump at open and start dumping from there

[Anonymous No.51428599]

>>51428555
Correct. The idea of returning to a fed pre 2008 without a balance sheet has entirely been dismissed now. The idea of not spending a ton to save the economy is also gone. Congress whined about Tarp and that was nowhere near the amount of money of covid and every senator didnt hesitate to spend that money. The fed will never ditch the balance sheet method. They will let some of it run off but they can just readd more to it over time to keep it over a couple trillion. Both parties have gone full spend mode and financial engineering and its not going to stop.

[Anonymous No.51428605]

>>51428032
Kek

[Anonymous No.51428622]

I predict the market will open today.

[Anonymous No.51428627]

>>51428468
You should just date a man at that point. There's nothing feminine about the woman you've described

[Anonymous No.51428628]

What's a good and complicated schizo spread strategy for me to try today?

[Anonymous No.51428642]

>>51428466
>stale air

that shit is underrated for how bad it is for you

[Anonymous No.51428645]

>>51428628
Buy one of every stock on the stockmarket

[Anonymous No.51428647]

>>51428195
>Pic
AAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.51428662]

>>51428645
Ah, the Russell 800,000

[Anonymous No.51428664]

>>51428647
>pic
I felt the same, then I saved it

[Anonymous No.51428667]

>>51423143
5:20AM... thinking about some goyslop for breakfest. What should I get?

[Anonymous No.51428688]

can a low PPI save the market ?

[Anonymous No.51428692]

>post-presents
another reddish day, another tough decision between running and away and buying more divie shit

[Anonymous No.51428697]

>>51428667
Don't they have those Carl's junior places around there, west coast fag? Maybe get a twenty dolla value biscuit on the low

[Anonymous No.51428702]

>>51428622
Digits checked, i hope everyone else was ready for such an unprecedented event

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.51428721]

>>51428688
we both know the answer
enjoy your 100 point red candle on the spx in 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.51428731]

>>51428688
Shorts will be burnt for rocket fuel if PPI is below consensus and lightly roasted for in line (my best guess)

[Anonymous No.51428745]

>>51428721
Oh no, another three letter report? I can't even look...

[Anonymous No.51428746]

>>51423972
>>51424036
kek
Finally a good post on this board

[Anonymous No.51428759]

>>51428697
Carl's Jr it is, thanks.

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.51428761]

>>51428731
the global financial markets are not a penny stock friendo
there is repricing going on right now at the biggest levels
global markets are reeling after yesterday
do you really think this was just a one day event and that the ppi print will somehow be so disconnected from reality that the entire planet will go oh no yesterday was a mistake lets reprice global financial markets the other way now? lmao

[Anonymous No.51428765]

>Pumping before PPI
Yup, we're dumping. Possibly a quick pump to fill shorts and then dump

[Anonymous No.51428768]

5QQQ is costing me money right now.

I can't stop losing

[Anonymous No.51428771]

>>51428765
indeed, we're going down

[Anonymous No.51428778]

>0.4
0.4
>0.4
0.4

[Anonymous No.51428788]

[Anonymous No.51428803]

>>51428768
>Buying fucking 5Q in a QT environment
WHY!

[Anonymous No.51428804]

>>51428788
Ex food and energy (core) MoM and YoY both a little above consensus, bulls have a little work to do

[Anonymous No.51428811]

INTELligent investors invest in INTEL

[Anonymous No.51428813]

>>51428788
its over

[Anonymous No.51428820]

>>51428803
for the next 5 years we wont go lower then we did yesterday

[Anonymous No.51428826]

And just like that, ppi is negative

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.51428827]

BOBO PREPARE ZE ANUS

[Anonymous No.51428833]

>>51428768
>5QQQ

jesus thats degenerat

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.51428843]

>>51428827
no no no the markets going down dude its fucking september dont be stupid

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.51428851]

>>51428843
you vill watch and learn

[Anonymous No.51428853]

Dow futures little changed after ppi? Was it neutral result?

[Anonymous No.51428854]

>ALOHA SNACKBAR
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ALOHA SNACKBAR

[Anonymous No.51428855]

>>51428833
Yuropoors like to trade QQQ equivalent with 20x CFDs

[Anonymous No.51428856]

>>51428820
Even if you were right, the next year will be choppy enough to destroy your gains.

[Anonymous No.51428857]

>>51428777
>>51428777
>>51428777
>>51428777

[Anonymous No.51428865]

>>51428827
This faggot is back, everytime you show I inverse you. Thanks for printing my puts goyim.

[Anonymous No.51428868]

>>51428855
Because the movement of the index would be insignificant to the low 4 fig accounts.

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.51428872]

>>51428851
i mean usually i watch every day and learn that im right

[Anonymous No.51428879]

>>51428788
Fuck, more proof the media is manipulated af. Fed doesn’t even use CPI. They use ppi.

[Anonymous No.51428896]

I still got half of my portfolio in TMV. Up 25% now. What do I do? Sell a bit now? Sit tight? My price target is much higher than that. Bought some TMF to hedge but Thinking I should take some off the table to trade it and buy more once it goes lower

[Anonymous No.51428900]

>>51428879
They use core CPI.

[Anonymous No.51428921]

>>51428879
PCE is their number one

[Anonymous No.51428950]

Ppi was in line with expectations so it didn't change the futures?

[Anonymous No.51429004]

>>51428950
Bears are being lightly roasted

[Anonymous No.51429011]

Check the digits on the freshly baked bread
>>51429000
>>51429000
>>51429000

[Anonymous No.51429012]

NEW: >>51429005

[Anonymous No.51429049]

ah lovely, see we are continuing the spilt threads tradition from yesterday.

[Anonymous No.51429302]

>>51427245
Railgun is the most suitable if you ask me because its so seamless for on-chain privacy even with its recently launched mobile version. which platform do you make use of anon?

[Anonymous No.51429415]

>>51428667
Is that picture from like 1993?

[Anonymous No.51429734]

Stocktwits is way better than posting here