/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51423117]

Ron edition

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
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>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>51421181

[Anonymous No.51423138]

>>51423117
What will it take for VIX to spike up to over 200

[Anonymous No.51423144]

ADD THE SUICIDE HOTLINE TO THE OP NOW

[Anonymous No.51423149]

Based Ron enjoyer

[Anonymous No.51423159]

INTELligent investors infer in INTEL

[Anonymous No.51423160]

[Anonymous No.51423162]

>>51423095
>>51423095
bump but DONT call me a retard
>>51423114
it has been exclusively going down, pulling it out and eating a $800 dollar loss will be cringe but i suppose i'll just pull out that $7k put it in a HYSA until I need it

[Anonymous No.51423168]

Breaking News: U.S. GOVERNMENT MAKES CONTINGENCY PLANS FOR RAIL SHUTDOWN: RTRS

[Anonymous No.51423175]

Will SOXL close for good or is it just a meme ?

[Anonymous No.51423180]

>>51423149
It's a bit early for hell to freeze over.

[Anonymous No.51423183]

>>51423117
thats a nice chevy

[Anonymous No.51423187]

>>51423138

[Anonymous No.51423195]

>>51423162
>HYSA
Stupidest thing you could do. Spend 5 minutes and learn how to buy treasuries yourself if you absolutely NEED risk free returns. Savings accounts are just a dumb way of letting the bank do this for you so they can keep a cut.

[Anonymous No.51423204]

>>51423168
Holy shit this shithole is really going downhill fast

[Anonymous No.51423216]

What I bought today

>C
>CENX
>X
>KIRK
>AMZ
>GOOG
>OXY

r8 pls

[Anonymous No.51423220]

Retirement idea:

50% TQQQ, 50% VTI

5% withdraw annually, done quarterly. Sell TQQQ when at all time highs or within 5%, otherwise sell VTI.

[Anonymous No.51423221]

>>51423195
I-Bonds are like 9 months before I can access the funds, no? I'll need this money within the next 4 months. Is there a 3 month treasury that beats Ally's 2%?

[Anonymous No.51423226]

>>51423168
I mean, we could truck everything where it needs to go subsidized by our country's reserve fuel supply, oh wait

[Anonymous No.51423231]

>comfy wageslave job starts at 10am
>commuting at work at 930am
FUCK how do i buy the dip on open while im drivin on highway

disnat wont let me open a market order when the market isnt open yet

[Anonymous No.51423235]

>>51423168
>excellent
Loading lottos (0DTE 3850p for e-mini S&P).

[Anonymous No.51423237]

>>51423221
yes. It's called a treasury bill. Even the 4 week T-bill yields more than that.

[Anonymous No.51423248]

Bros....... The bottom is close I feel it...... It's almost over

[Anonymous No.51423251]

>>51423168
>>51423160

Best economy ever.

[Anonymous No.51423264]

did it work bros?

[Anonymous No.51423267]

>>51423264
I am feeling deflated, sure

[Anonymous No.51423276]

>>51423216
>What I bought today
>bought
ummm yikes

[Anonymous No.51423282]

>>51423237
Ah, thank you friend. A 13 week t-bill might be just what I'm looking for. Maybe I can make back some of this $800 I lost on VTTSX, lol

[Anonymous No.51423283]

>>51423144
Best I can do is some more educational references: https://exhentai.org/g/2299486/431f774ffd/.. Take this time to reflect on your mistakes and learn from them such that you do not make them again in the future.

[Anonymous No.51423289]

>>51423264
My 401k is being deflated af

[Anonymous No.51423295]

>>51423216
Why do people still buy citibank

[Anonymous No.51423307]

>>51423237
A guy at work was telling me that CDs are a lot safer due to "principle slippage". Any ideas on what that means? I assume it is that at the end of the maturity period you get your principle back, but it may be lower than what you put in depending on what the face value is at that time. I was confused so I haven't bought either yet.

[Anonymous No.51423312]

>>51423264
The only way to reduce inflation is to increase the purchasing power of the dollar. Only so much can be done by corporations, at the end of the day, It's up to consumers to spend wisely and purchase goods that are real.

[Anonymous No.51423316]

>>51423168
Train thread said strike locations sent out on 15th with picket times.

[Anonymous No.51423319]

>>51423295
Imagine the reverse bart

[Anonymous No.51423321]

>>51423295
fuck I meant CX not C

[Anonymous No.51423331]

>>51423168
News from earlier this morning faggot. Keep up.

[Anonymous No.51423334]

>>51423307
Min machine locking up capital in an inflationary environment for 270bps.

[Anonymous No.51423342]

>>51423216
X is not a bad investment longterm.

[Anonymous No.51423343]

Frens, when the fuck are we getting $5 SOXL? Daddy needs some real cheapies, not this whack "teehee I'm gonna dip a little bit" bullshit.

[Anonymous No.51423360]

[Anonymous No.51423363]

>>51423216
seems good to me, anon. you'll make it

[Anonymous No.51423374]

>>51423343
Gonna need a substantial macro catalyst. Either US or China housing bubble pop, Russia going full mobilization, a nuclear plant disaster, something like that

[Anonymous No.51423382]

Back in black
'Cause I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back, back
Well, I'm back in black
Yes, I'm back in black

[Anonymous No.51423383]

>>51423343
September 26th, Shemitah.

[Anonymous No.51423388]

>>51423248
thats cringe

[Anonymous No.51423389]

>>51423360
You will embrace the globohomo architecture and be grateful for the privilege, goy.

[Anonymous No.51423394]

>Unemployment up
>Core CPI up
So, what were rate hikes supposed to accomplish again?

[Anonymous No.51423396]

>the stock market fell the most since June 2020, wiping out $1.6 trillion today
Let's all be honest with ourselves, the market overreacted

[Anonymous No.51423401]

>>51423394
cheapies in a few months, maybe buy in a year or 2 though for it to really unwind

[Anonymous No.51423406]

>>51423394
crashing this economy
with no survivors

[Anonymous No.51423408]

>>51423396
>jews overreacting
You don't say.

[Anonymous No.51423409]

>>51423389
They torn down an old mcdonalds for one of those new mcdonalds. it looks like shit
>>51423396
of course it did, this whole year has been a non stop string of overreactions (to the up and down side).

[Anonymous No.51423410]

>>51423307
>principal slippage
I don't think that's a real term, but I think what he meant is that bond nominal value change with interest rate. So If interest rates go up while you hold a bond, its value will decrease. This is irrelevant if you intend to hold the bond to maturity

[Anonymous No.51423411]

>>51423394
Rape hikes until morale improves. Jpow is the french commadant we all wanted

[Anonymous No.51423414]

>>51423396
If the broader market minus oil went down 60% it still wouldn't be an overreaction

[Anonymous No.51423423]

>>51423401
A year or two? We should really wait a decade to REALLY be sure it's the bottom. You know, just to play it safe.

[Anonymous No.51423432]

>>51423307
CDs are potentially safer than long duration treasuries if you need to withdraw early. That's likely what your friend was talking about. Look at TLT for example, down 25% this year.
If you purchase a CD it likely has a policy allowing early redemption at a small sacrifice like 2 quarters worth of interest payments. On top of that, longer duration CDs also have more competitive yields. Some are at 4%+ currently.
Assuming you hold until maturity though, there's nothing safer than treasuries. With CDs, your refund is capped by FDIC in the off chance the bank somehow collapses. The treasury can never collapse, although the dollars you get 20 back years out could be worthless.

Buying long duration treasuries right now seems pretty retarded given the uncertainty with rate hikes and the future inflation trends, also 3% just isn't a particularly compelling yield in the first place in my eyes. But short term T-bills as a cash alternative are pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.51423434]

>>51423406
I have expressed skepticism about this but it's clear the only effect of rate hikes is leaving us all in the wreckage.

[Anonymous No.51423439]

bobos gonna get mogged hard tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51423441]

>>51423394
Purchasing power of the dollar is supposed to go up as people are incentavized to save (borrow) more by the higher annual percentage returns on their investment (time-dollar) products.

[Anonymous No.51423442]

>>51423396
>durr big number mean overreaction
the market is a multi trillion industry. 1.6 trillion is a drop.

[Anonymous No.51423446]

>Most young people don't know about Ron Paul

[Anonymous No.51423449]

>>51423168
KWAB

[Anonymous No.51423461]

>>51423168
Can anyone give me a QRD on this shit?
What will it do practically?
What will it do to stocks?
Will I get my eBay package?

[Anonymous No.51423462]

>>51423396

Nope. The dumber jews who got hooked by Jackson's Hole finished their scam pump today and all got out. Now it's just the dumbest of the dumb remaining, so we commence the trip to lower lows, and finding out just how far JPow is willing to let markets fall.

[Anonymous No.51423467]

>>51423439
uh oh

[Anonymous No.51423472]

>>51423439
if by mogged you mean mired then yea.

[Anonymous No.51423475]

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

[Anonymous No.51423488]

>>51423410
>>51423432
>irrelevant if you intend to hold the bond to maturity
That was my assumption but I wanted to make sure I wasn't missing something else about it. 3-6 months isn't a lot of time and T bills look a lot better than cash at this point.

[Anonymous No.51423493]

>>51423423
No, retard mumu, a year or 2 should be fine

[Anonymous No.51423501]

>>51423168
https://twitter.com/JonahFurman/status/1569810614549086209?t=DOKXYQiM8M2GpJ65WJUwHQ&s=19

[Anonymous No.51423503]

>not double dipping

[Anonymous No.51423510]

>>51423488
>t foreign investor.
>Can't even spend cash
Your as bad as Americans who buy cryptocurrencies.

[Anonymous No.51423513]

>>51423283
nice pic. I wanna buy the fuck out of her if you know what I mean.

But you should do one with the 2x and 3x

[Anonymous No.51423526]

>>51423283
>Vix
>1488

[Anonymous No.51423527]

>>51423231
>market order
ngmi

[Anonymous No.51423538]

>>51423283
What happened to the sad panda?

[Anonymous No.51423548]

>>51423526
Theres a nasdaq vix etf that could neat

[Anonymous No.51423557]

>>51423538
He got margin called buying too much SOXL

[Anonymous No.51423562]

[Anonymous No.51423565]

>>51423526

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51423567]

>>51423557
Fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.51423568]

>>51423117
So you fags are really not looking into railroad related stocks? I mean if they go on a strike than it'll be cheapies all around

[Anonymous No.51423574]

>>51423562
lmao dude is going to abdicate because it's all so fucking tiring and he can't be fucked to bother dealing with it.

[Anonymous No.51423577]

FertilizerCHADS WW@???

[Anonymous No.51423578]

>>51423557
Thats scoopsies who alnost torched 10k today. Ishtndbmsoxl

[Anonymous No.51423585]

>>51423423
If trains go on strike what happens to VIX

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51423587]

>>51423568
Why the fuck would I wanna buy more railroad stocks when I already own Berkshire?

[Anonymous No.51423588]

>>51423568
Look at even one rr stock. Now apologize for being retarded
<verification not required

[Anonymous No.51423597]

>>51423577
still feeling comfy with my 600 shares of UAN.

[Anonymous No.51423600]

>>51423578
Im sorry im retarded

[Anonymous No.51423602]

i cant believe i didn't get rich over the last 3 years like everyone else and now its just never gonna happen again

[Anonymous No.51423603]

Guys, I consulted the iceberg chart, what are the implications of shorting myself for two whole weeks now?

[Anonymous No.51423610]

>>51423585
why do they hate redheads so much?

[Anonymous No.51423612]

>>51423574
Meghan Markle isn't going to be queen right?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51423611]

>>51423585
Why is the little mermaid a nigger?

[Anonymous No.51423624]

>>51423611
She is probably a maid.

[Anonymous No.51423646]

>>51423501
>>51423168
>if strikers and railroads can't reach a settlement on wages the Federal government can step in and forcibly set an agreement
oy vey

seriously how fucking hard is it to pay your employees a decent wage when they're running trains that could cripple our country if halted. its like not paying air traffic controllers

[Anonymous No.51423649]

>>51423612
I don't know how those heathens do their succession flowchart. Sounds plausible in clown world terms.

[Anonymous No.51423663]

>>51423646
Skilled labor is payed less..

[Anonymous No.51423666]

>>51423611
its a political statement like everything these days

[Anonymous No.51423697]

>>51423612
>>51423649
I don't think she could ever become queen. She'd be a "Queen Consort", which from what I gather basically just means the King's wife lol.

[Anonymous No.51423702]

>>51423646
It isn't the wages that are the problem.

[Anonymous No.51423704]

Wtf did I miss?
I thought nobody believed in CPI

[Anonymous No.51423710]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51423712]

>>51423160
>only down 11% you
We're still early

[Anonymous No.51423714]

>>51423646
>seriously how fucking hard is it to pay your employees a decent wage
It's not about running a successful business, if you pay people or let them have sick days they start getting dangerous ideas and the ability to act on them.

[Anonymous No.51423726]

>>51423697
William is next in line. Not sure Harry is still in the line of succession I thought he and his nigger gave that shit up for Pedowood and America.

[Anonymous No.51423728]

>>51423702
holy shit that's military tier abuse
these niggas need to just all walk out and leave the rail companies with the bag

[Anonymous No.51423736]

In case anyone in this thread wasnt aware: it’s over

[Anonymous No.51423743]

>>51423710
>bland empty kitchen
Like their souls.

[Anonymous No.51423746]

>>51423702
>make employees sleep in trains or in hotels
>punish them if they refuse
>lol why are people quitting what retards it couldn't be because of us

[Anonymous No.51423750]

>>51423728
That's what they're about to do this Friday. If it does happen how will S&P and VIX react

[Anonymous No.51423760]

>>51423736
It went to 3.45 today. Just getting started.

[Anonymous No.51423770]

>>51423704
Core CPI is up and so is unemployment.
The problem is the rate hikes appear to have no positive influence *at all* and we're just going to have real wealth destruction across the board now.

[Anonymous No.51423777]

>>51423663
If all landscapers went on strike and demanded they get paid $100 per hour, yuppies and boomers too weak and/or stupid to do it themselves would crack in a week after their lawns looked like a jungle.

[Anonymous No.51423782]

>>51423760
>>51423736
Will we get a covid like crash?

[Anonymous No.51423795]

How correct am I in saying that the market will crash with no survivors after elections as Biden will finally admit America is in recession so that the economy can start the healing process or do the balancing trick?

[Anonymous No.51423802]

why is everyone going on strike all of a sudden?

[Anonymous No.51423813]

>>51423760
>dxy has topped
>yields have topped
One down, one to go. I wonder what the new bull cope will be, lol. I have to say it was a beautiful bull trap

[Anonymous No.51423825]

>>51423777
Wasted but it's ok because fortunately there is is a free market.

https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/reagan-fires-11359-air-traffic-controllers

[Anonymous No.51423828]

>>51423802
see>>51423702

[Anonymous No.51423832]

>>51423646
>its like not paying air traffic controllers
lmao

[Anonymous No.51423839]

>>51423828
not just the train faggots. Nurses, pilots are going on strike too. Teachers. Not to mention all the places unionizing this year. wtf is happening

[Anonymous No.51423840]

>>51423802
When the general public talks about inflation, it gives unions big fucking balls to go for "renegotiations" of contracts.

It's one of the few times where they can easily get what they want. All unions if they have not already succeeded in the last year are currently in the process of renegotiation.

[Anonymous No.51423841]

Futures green? Hmmmmm

[Anonymous No.51423844]

>OH MY GOD I HAVE TO PAY THESE GOYIM RAILROAD WORKERS WAGES SO THEY CAN SURVIVE SINCE A GOOD CHUNK OF THEM LIVE IN EXPENSIVE URBAN AREAS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS ANOTHER HOLOBUNGA

[Anonymous No.51423845]

>>51423782
30%+ crater by mid October? Yes please

[Anonymous No.51423857]

>>51423802
Great time to go on strike cause it's more likely that the companies will give in

[Anonymous No.51423874]

>>51423839
Everything is going according to plan.

[Anonymous No.51423879]

>>51423802
>NOOOOOO WHY ARE YOU GOING ON STRIKE TO RAISE WAGES NOOOO YOU HAVE TO OWN NOTHING AND BE HAPPY WHY ARE YOU NOT HAPPY AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51423883]

>>51423226
40 keks

[Anonymous No.51423884]

>>51423839
People are stressed out and its election season, they might get politicians to join their cause or make a retarded promise

[Anonymous No.51423889]

>>51423825
>Wasted
for you.
I'm trying to start my own business landscaping/property managing. It'd be better than working for retards over the table.

[Anonymous No.51423892]

>>51423770
>rate hikes appear to have no positive influence *at all*
Good, maybe now they'll realize that jacking up the cost of credit destroys supply long before it destroys demand.
Next stop, negative rates.

[Anonymous No.51423895]

You people are crying about a -5% day when people are mistagging my favorite doujinshi artists on exhentai.

[Anonymous No.51423907]

>>51423513
I don't usually screw around with 2x/3x, but since you asked nicely here ya go. If you're going to lever in might as well go insance with it when there's a biiiig move you're expecting.

[VERIFICATION NOT REQUIRED No.51423908]

>>51423585
>>51423423
are my vix calls going to print?

[Anonymous No.51423923]

>>51423770
after years of reading zerohedge, survivalblog, etc. my body is so ready. Dumping 40% of the strategic petroleum reserves didnt slow down inflation, this shit is about to go wild.

SPXS, EPV, REK, YANG, SOXS: stacked
potatoes: ready for harvest
pantry and freezer full

LETS FUCKING GO BOBOS

[Anonymous No.51423930]

>>51423117
Copypasted this shit from another anon;

On September 16th, we could possibly see the biggest railroad strike to happen since 1877. Over 115,000 railworkers are expected to strike and walk out leaving entire lines of trains idle on the tracks. This is significant since over 1/3 of our supply chains come from the trains. Food, metals and even coal come from the railroads.

The MSM claim that certain unions like UPRR have reached tentative agreements. But it really does seem like they were only tentative and didn't really go anywhere. Class 1 railroads are already reducing service and Tuesday will also have networks shut down belonging to Norfolk.

https://twitter.com/AlessioUrban/status/1569105470790733825
https://twitter.com/arijashe/status/1568374437925249027
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1569117371356307456
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1568560183218929664
https://twitter.com/JOC_Updates/status/1568381665231179781
https://twitter.com/business/status/1569155352150609929
https://twitter.com/kcz_ws_mike/status/1569010912010412032
https://twitter.com/theresamlewis/status/1569004060489011200
https://twitter.com/MorePerfectUS/status/1568366890984112128

If this strike goes on for even a month, we could probably go into a Great Depression real fucking soon. This might also inspire the rest of the freight industries like longshoremen, truckers, mailmen etc. to go on strikes throughout the nation too.

[Anonymous No.51423937]

Oil bros, I have a good feeling about tomorrow. Also I missed out on this infamous "vag anon" last week. Can someone fill me in?

[Anonymous No.51423939]

>>51423839
Biden promised to suck every union's cock during election and they're calling his bluff right now. Wouldn't be surprised if congress goes landslide red because of all the lipservice bullshit that's been propped up by anomalies in the economic reports.

[Anonymous No.51423973]

>>51423937
I think it was something like
>vag anon complains about his puts being fucked
>someone told him to stop being a vagina
>vag anon takes this as motivation to hold the line
>vag anon loses money, people make fun of him

[Anonymous No.51423975]

>>51423937
ROCKER IM GOING INSANE I HAVE 40 GRAND BURNING A HOLE IN MY POCKET GIVE ME SOME INSIDER JEWISH TRADE INFORMATION RIGHT FUCKEN NOW

[Anonymous No.51423978]

>>51423939
Biden needs to do whatever the fuck is necessary to prevent this strike, even if he has to surrender his bussy to the rail workers. I refuse to have supply chain issues and not be able to get my Stouffer's chicken enchiladas.

[Anonymous No.51423979]

>>51423937
Sometimes women have vagina instead of penis.

[Anonymous No.51423980]

>>51423930
Looks like anon was right, unions are NOT happy with those tentative bullshit agreements and rejecting them already. All 12 railroad unions will strike KEK LMAO

https://twitter.com/LaurenKGurley/status/1569753411523952641

[Anonymous No.51423981]

>>51423312
Are you a retarded zoomer or something? The dollar has alraedy gone up vs other currencies. The way to stop inflation is simply to reverse what caused the inflation in the first place. The Fed needs to sell all those god damned bonds they bought.

[Anonymous No.51423983]

>stocktwits is bullish
bobro its our time. red week confirmed. triple witching hour. limit down BLACK SWAN!

[Anonymous No.51423989]

>>51423937
An anime poster was called a vagina by someone who told him not to sell his puts. Another anon proceded to then go on a bonafide spergout over how that anon wasn't upset by being called a vagina and subsequently spent several threads calling that anon a vagina. Also aforementioned animeposter really should have sold his puts, he got absolutely raped.

[Anonymous No.51423996]

>>51423611
who cares

[Anonymous No.51424005]

>>51423930
Retard you realize railroads are regulated and the government can force a settlement to it right?

[Anonymous No.51424016]

>>51423973
Oh that's not that eventful
>>51423975
Fren I'm having a hard time myself. I'm all in GUSH and bought a single put on Twitter because some anon said it was a slam dunk. I suppose buying 10/7 Twitter puts is a potential play, but I'm frankly at a loss for good plays right now which is very rare. Oil is the only play that seems obvious right now. If the railway strike happens, I would think oil would moon.

[Anonymous No.51424017]

>>51424005
Not if too many boomer railroad workers walk out and can't be replaced in time.

[Anonymous No.51424018]

>>51423996
I certainly care, because now I have to see an ugly Niggress on my computer screen

[Anonymous No.51424030]

>>51423975
All in XLU
Mega jew wrote a jew paper about it and interest rates going up together, won awards even, thankfully goyim don't read

[Anonymous No.51424032]

>>51423975
>literally Shemitah
ITM October QQQ puts. Do only enough so that if it goes to $0, you won’t care too much.

[Anonymous No.51424037]

>CPI CAME OUT TODAY
>WALL STREET HAD WORST DAY SINCE JUNE 2020
>MBA MORTAGE APPLICATIONS COMES OUT WEDNESDAY
>PPI COMES OUT WEDNESDAY
>JOBLESS CLAIMS THURSDAY
>RETAILS SALES THURSDAY
>U. OF MICH SENTIMENT, 1 YR 5-10 INFLATION NUMBERS ON FRIDAY

We're officially in a recession anons. Don't say I didn't warn you.

[Anonymous No.51424045]

>>51423907
put spxs in the image so i can feel like i was there and was a part of something special.

[Anonymous No.51424047]

>>51423839
A lot of industries are so consolidated either nationwide, or regionally, that the few companies essentially control both sides: either buy from us or who else is there; either sell your labor to us or who else is there? A lot of these companies are owned by private equity funds if they're private, or the massive Blackrock/Vanguard funds if they're public, and those owners/shareholders want returns... Their investors are mostly pension funds who have obligations they need to meet, so they NEED returns. Now... while the companies in these consolidated industries have little-to-no competition... they can't raise prices to much, or else the FTC and states attorneys will crack down for anti-trust (consumer welfare is the standard). However, since their workers have few other options --- because if you went to school to learn a skill, and you only have a couple companies you can work for, what else are you going to do? --- they keep squeezing labor harder and pushing the limit to get a little more profit. Pay, benefits, working conditions, staffing, scheduling... all getting worse.

[Anonymous No.51424048]

>>51423889
So many people did this that soon small engines are illegal, If you made it a green energy company and only use a scythe to cut the lawns you might get left alone, but it's still breaking law.

Make money through the system and pay taxes like everyone else, Honestly you only limit yourself if you don't. It's like cutting grass with a pair of shears because motors are restricted, just don't cut the grass for the whole spring and summer, then it's the perfect scythe height.
>Maybe you could charge more for the extra hay you have to harvest.picture unrelated

[Anonymous No.51424050]

>>51423983
That place is cancer

[Anonymous No.51424053]

>>51423983
This triple witching shit is something I never really looked at.. what's the ideal scenario for bobo? Playing Thursday in to Friday?

[Anonymous No.51424058]

FUCK CARVANA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51424065]

>>51424005
this. ol Brandon has an in with Amtrak. he is a poor working man from scranton, they will understand.

[Anonymous No.51424071]

>>51424037
>MBA MORTAGE APPLICATIONS COMES OUT WEDNESDAY
>PPI COMES OUT WEDNESDAY
>JOBLESS CLAIMS THURSDAY
>RETAILS SALES THURSDAY
And then bears get to cum

[Anonymous No.51424072]

>>51424030
Interesting, so you have any source on that? I might exit GUSH if things go south and would be looking for the next play.

[Anonymous No.51424082]

>>51424053
opex is only an issue when the market makers are afraid of liquidity, like in early 2021 opex was a big deal because meme stocks would blow up their options chains with gamma squeezes

[Anonymous No.51424084]

>>51424005
Who is this government you speak of that's going to actually literally vote to bust a union?
You mean Jim Brandon who owes his entire presidency to unions and niggers running ballots and needs them to do it again in 2 months?
Or do you mean the House Democrats are going to vote to break the strike while their donors and Squad colleagues burn them in effigy on Twitter?

[Anonymous No.51424085]

>>51424016
>everything is crashing in the most obvious way
>durr idk wat 2 buy
is it against your religion to buy sqqq or something?

[Anonymous No.51424087]

>>51423975
Asking a jew for financial information is like asking a crackhead for coke.

[Anonymous No.51424097]

>>51424072
https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2417974

[Anonymous No.51424102]

>>51423439
yuck. goddamit bros when the fuck are we gonna get anime in real

[Anonymous No.51424103]

Bunch of random stocks I've been watching are getting shorted but idk if that's a great play because they're owned mostly by institutions... amh and ptc

[Anonymous No.51424106]

>>51424085
No, but the second I go short the bottom will be in. Never underestimate what the Jews in government and the fed will do to protect the midterms.

[Anonymous No.51424124]

>>51424016
>following the TWTR put shill
his logic was genuinely just “TWTR is the only thing up today, so it must be hopium” when in reality Elon is almost assuredly going to buy TWTR at the stupid meme price of $54.20. the fact that it was green despite a huge meltdown today indicates how much more certain the market is of this

the smarter play would be to short the strike slightly above $54.20 for free money

[Anonymous No.51424127]

>>51424048
I basically only use hand tools and some electric weedwackers. I want to get an electric mower too.
My area has a bunch of yuppie and boomer liberals who love the all electric and organic shit. The company I used to work for used that as their entire business model lmfao, except we used a lot of gas powered shit sometimes.

[Anonymous No.51424153]

>>51423795
No way they admit that, plus we've seen this movie before a few week's of extreme fear then hopium rallies

[Anonymous No.51424155]

>>51424127
Push mowers are perfect, they will come back in style as new prototypes start getting produced in the coming 2 years.

[Anonymous No.51424164]

>>51423611
Checked and you already know why

[Anonymous No.51424167]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51424183]

when GME crashed to $40 after the initial big rise, it went back up to over $300 several times. AMC has also seen drastic increases in price after big crashes. am I the only one who thinks BBBY is due for a big runup, atleast a 2x?

[Anonymous No.51424184]

>>51423795
Crashes before midterms. They won’t be able to keep the wheels on the bud much longer.

[Anonymous No.51424188]

>>51424167
Oh lawd dem futures

[Anonymous No.51424190]

>>51424155
Well they're fine for small properties desu. For anything more than an acre it makes sense to use ride on or zero turns. They're starting to make all electric versions but they're so expensive the company I worked for didn't want them.
And for most things electric weedwackers, trimmers, etc are perfectly fine. We did forest restorations with them and the batteries did well.

[Anonymous No.51424195]

>>51424183

[Anonymous No.51424202]

>>51423980
>Looks like anon was right, unions are NOT happy with those tentative bullshit agreements and rejecting them already. All 12 railroad unions will strike KEK LMAO

[Anonymous No.51424205]

>>51424124
First of all I only dumped like $100 into it, secondly if the market is indeed crashing QQQ will drag Twitter down with it so it should be a moot point.

[Anonymous No.51424206]

>>51424183
Probably not but I'm too much of a pussy to play with it

[Anonymous No.51424209]

>>51424183

[Anonymous No.51424210]

>>51423980
>>51424202
Nothing probably happens anyway but I think I'll get some groceries tomorrow. amd tp

[Anonymous No.51424231]

most of democrat base dont even own stocks, so im not really buying the whole midterms thesis. they can frame a falling stock market as sticking it to trump

[Anonymous No.51424244]

>>51424231
Have you seen wall Street bets? Reddit has way more money than we do and they throw said money around like fucking idiots. Everyone has their hands in stocks now.

[Anonymous No.51424245]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.51424250]

>>51424183
i’ll be the first to defend BBBY as a contrarian value investor because i think both the bulls and bears are stupid on it (with the bulls being admittedly more so)
>bears scream bankruptcy
doubtful given they’re capable of perpetually diluting to survive (a la AMC style)
>bulls scream short squeeze
doubtful given plummeting borrowing rates

i think it’ll double at some price, but I’m not super convinced it’ll double at the current price. would like to see it retest $6.90 (as obviously the meme stock has meme support levels).

[Anonymous No.51424255]

>>51424190
Efficiency of energy use is important, I don't believe anything electric is more efficient than gas unless it it run where the electricity is being produced and not through the resistance of miles of wires, transformers, time of day, and any other factor that would cause energy to be wasted. if and when nobody uses gas engines the price of oil will be $300 because the companies will still have to meet the same profit margins with reduced demand.

[Anonymous No.51424256]

>>51424245
MUMU getting castrated... very bearish... interesting...

[Anonymous No.51424259]

>>51423923
Based bobofolio

[Anonymous No.51424262]

>>51424245
why would someone decide to save that on their hardrive

[Anonymous No.51424263]

>>51424153
Dont they need to admit it so interest hikes stop and reverse course.
>>51424184
I feel like Im gonna go all cash after the ex-dates of my dividend stocks next month

[Anonymous No.51424272]

>>51424244
it appears that the majority of that money is stuck in meme stocks. when the whole fiasco happened they talked about the rich white hedgies oppressing them. theyre probably happy believing the hedgies are losing their shirt. if you went to reddit i doubt there would be a single word about this being bidens fault.

[Anonymous No.51424283]

>>51424255
I agree, I just think it's easier to use and the people whose lawns you're doing feel virtuous you're using them lol.
But for example there were many times an electric chainsaw couldn't cut it and we needed a gas one. They have their limitations.

[Anonymous No.51424288]

>>51423710
Are those uterus cookies?
Also
That's a man

[Anonymous No.51424292]

Even MSM is shitting itself over the railroad strikes LOL

https://youtu.be/Wna90RWSFqY

[Anonymous No.51424302]

>>51424272
That's because it's not exclusively biden's fault. It's decades of horrendous fiscal policy consisting of kicking the can down the road to bolster future elections. It was a game of hot potato and that retard potato Biden got caught holding the potato last

[Anonymous No.51424305]

>>51424262
It's my employer's hard drive, technically

[Anonymous No.51424311]

>>51423117
Kys

[Anonymous No.51424313]

>>51424302
>>51424124
please get a trip so I can filter your retard nigger brain ideas.

[Anonymous No.51424314]

>>51424245
Ok this is so dumb it actually made me laugh
But yes...
>futures

[Anonymous No.51424329]

>>51424311

[Anonymous No.51424343]

Nooo not the railroadarinos!

[Anonymous No.51424344]

>>51424058
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51424351]

>>51424302
there you go, you proved my point. if the market crashes they will still vote for biden. so, i dont think there will be any attempt to keep the market up for midterms and the admin. will just try to place the blame on something, make an emotional appeal to their voter base and be fine. people might even want to vote democrat because they think the republicans will fuck up the economy even more by not starting gibs.

[Anonymous No.51424352]

>>51424313
No.

[Anonymous No.51424355]

Who was he?

[Anonymous No.51424356]

>>51424244
It's negligible amounts of money either way.
Scion and Senvest move markets, and that's only when Blackrock and Vanguard lock up 140% of the float.

[Anonymous No.51424363]

>>51424351
Biden cares more about gas prices than the stock market desu. The market has never been a major talking point while gas prices (and inflation) have been non stop.

[Anonymous No.51424365]

>>51424355
we didn't get any breakers, he is a nigger

[Anonymous No.51424366]

>>51423908
Kek

[Anonymous No.51424372]

>>51424124
>in reality Elon is almost assuredly going to buy TWTR at the stupid meme price of $54.20

>Trading at an 11% gross spread to takeover price
This is the arbitrageurs are saying it's either highly unlikely the deal goes through or it will take multiple years and the arb only comes out to a 3-4% annualized return as a result. Highly likely deals tend to trade at spreads indicative of 3% annualized returns based on their estimated completion date

[Anonymous No.51424378]

>>51424283
Your right. Ill stick with the scythe though.

[Anonymous No.51424383]

>>51424355
[ ] breakers triggered

[Anonymous No.51424384]

>>51424365
Makes me feel that someone interfered wink wink

[Anonymous No.51424386]

>>51424355
>breakers
Whoever he is, his SPY 330 puts just expired worthless

[Anonymous No.51424387]

>>51424355
1. someone makes this prediction before open every day
2. predicting a big move before a major news event isn't particularly unique
3. we didn't get breakers so he was wrong anyway

[Anonymous No.51424390]

Selling 80% of my party City tomorrow. Hopefully I can get rid of it in the 2.30-240 range... Its going to go back to under 2 tomorrow or thursday and the railroad strike is going to take the market down with it.

[Anonymous No.51424407]

>>51424351
I think you may be out of touch a little. Most of my democrat friends are absolutely disgusted by this admin and won't be voting Democrat in the midterms, which was actually to my surprise. Everything rides on midterms for the Dems. Everything.

[Anonymous No.51424406]

>>51423231
Tesla, or drive with your knees

[Anonymous No.51424408]

>>51423117
I sold everything worst part is none of my stop losses hit in the premarket because there was just no volume yesterday was really gay, I'm down 6k and 100% cash now.

[Anonymous No.51424416]

>>51424124
TWTR is worthless and Elon knows it, his bid was just a way to fuck the people at Twitter. 3000 fucking software engineers for a glorified BBS message board with some basic algorithms.
He'll gladly walk away from the deal and pay the withdrawal penalty and leave Twitter in a worse place than it was.

[Anonymous No.51424423]

>>51423231
Siri needs a broker's license.

[Anonymous No.51424424]

>>51424407
can you please take your retarded takes the fuck back

[Anonymous No.51424426]

>>51423231
Go at 8:55, arrive early at 9:25, go to toilet to place your market order SOXL buys at $12 only to sell them at $6 in a few months

[Anonymous No.51424428]

>>51424416
Based African American.

[Anonymous No.51424429]

>>51424378
There are people who have never used a hoe.
Sad!

[Anonymous No.51424433]

>>51423195
What about money market funds? Still worse than bonds?

[Anonymous No.51424442]

>>51424416
He is fucking them through discovery and then renegotiate the deal since they lied about the amount of bots.

https://youtu.be/umNPi6RAPtA

[Anonymous No.51424451]

>>51424433
What maturity bonds are you looking at? MMFs are typically very short duration, average maturities are on the order of weeks. Have to compare them, then, to bonds on the order of weeks which aren't bonds at that point but commercial paper, which is what MMFs are often invested in (along with very short duration Treasuries).

If inflation stays high, I-bonds seem attractive.

[Anonymous No.51424453]

>inflation has peaked
>recession averted
>soft landing confirmed
>not a real recession
>job market still strong

[Anonymous No.51424461]

>>51424292
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.barrons.com/amp/articles/railroad-workers-strike-csx-canadian-national-stock-costs-51662768020

What anons fail to realize is that either way prices will rise.

Option a) Rail strikes last a couple weeks causing all sorts of disruptions on an already strained system that takes months to reach equilibrium again.

Option b)Even if the scare monger scenario doesn't materialize, workers will get a juicy deal that will allow rail to ask higher prices. Seeing the panic it induced and success in arguing such high raises (25% or more) other unions involved in logistics will soon make similar moves.

Option c) Biden sends in the Pinkertons and kicks of the October revolution round 2. Or a bunch of hippies camp out next to dock workers and mechanics in your local city park.

All of these things are inflationary.

[Anonymous No.51424468]

>>51424424
Absolutely, as soon as you refute my claims sperg

[Anonymous No.51424469]

>>51424453
Ignorance is poor.

[Anonymous No.51424482]

>>51424453
Wtf are you retarded
We are in a recession
Today was a soft landing?
Everyone has 2 jobs... yay

[Anonymous No.51424483]

>>51424407
does the stock market factor into their decision is the point.

[Anonymous No.51424494]

>>51424453
>priced in
>fed will pivot
>putin's inflationary bill

[Anonymous No.51424503]

>>51424453
clock's ticking, goy

[Anonymous No.51424505]

>>51424429
is it?

[Anonymous No.51424509]

>>51424372
the reason the spread is so large and arb traders are avoiding it is because Elon is a nutjob that isn’t worth taking seriously. his offer was always a joke that he ended up regretting evidently but i’m just of the belief Twitter’s case has significant more precedent than Elon’s case.

the spread is also only 10% higher than the Activision buyout, which Buffet seems to think will happen.

[Anonymous No.51424513]

>>51424468
Are you that one nigger who couldn't understand why Roblox was more valuable than Rockstar games?

[Anonymous No.51424514]

>>51424469
>>51424482
>newfags don't understand plushie posting

[Anonymous No.51424515]

>>51424483
Not entirely no. But a bad stock market means a bad economy, which is probably the most important thing on everyone's mind both red and blue. People are hurting financially and are looking for relief.

[Anonymous No.51424524]

whats the plan now that collapse is here.

https://youtu.be/erdibleoZf8

[Anonymous No.51424525]

>>51423802
Companies promised bullshit forecasts which caused them to pump in the previous earnings.

[Anonymous No.51424533]

>>51424505
no, hoes are overrated. Use a mattock like a real man

[Anonymous No.51424535]

>>51424515
>But a bad stock market means a bad economy
The stock market has been increasingly decoupled from the economy for decades. The only interface now is the perception that the Fed will spike the punch bowl ever more.

[Anonymous No.51424537]

>>51424513
No, it's blatantly obvious why Roblox is valued higher than rockstar

[Anonymous No.51424541]

The biggest black swan is happening. And nothing even happened. The greatest shortages of our lifetime is starting.. Get ready for The Purge + The Walking Dead + Planet of the Apes + Independence day IRL.

US is already try to sanction CHINA like RUSSIA. US will sanction itself to death. CHINA will retaliate by sanction imports to US. Get ready because this is how they will force you to RENT everything and OWN nothing..

[Anonymous No.51424553]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

fuck Carvana

[Anonymous No.51424558]

>>51424535
Looks green from here.

[Anonymous No.51424570]

>>51424503
Thanks for remind me anon. g2g

[Anonymous No.51424579]

>>51423343
I bet we hit 6 or 7 near the election around October 30th, I'm buying 3000 at least, maybe TQQQ if it's around 15 at that point

[Anonymous No.51424580]

>>51424514
I'm sure there's a word for being unfamiliar with zoomer memes, but newfag isn't it

[Anonymous No.51424582]

>>51423462
That’s the setup, but everything is either a double bluff or a triple bluff these days.

[Anonymous No.51424586]

>>51424416
>TWTR is worthless and Elon knows it
then why did his dumbass make an offer?
>pay the withdrawal fee
that isn’t how this works. if that’s all he had to do to walk back, he’d have already paid it and there’d be no court case. TWTR can force him to buy it at the price they agreed to and it’s Elon’s task to prove that the “bots” are materially significant information that is grounds for him to leave. so far, the trial has revealed texts where he says “let’s hold off on this because I wouldn’t want to buy TWTR if we enter WW3”, which is again, more evidence that he just has buyers remorse.

[Anonymous No.51424590]

>>51424524
buy guns, ammo, plant potatoes, and pray to god. oh, and have a fat bang account for whatever thats worth because im shorting.

[Anonymous No.51424594]

>>51424541
No. But modi putin and Xi are meeting this week in Uzbekistan to possibly discuss and alternative reserve currency. If you want a real black swan, it will either happen there or it won't.

[Anonymous No.51424602]

>>51423394
Increasing unemployment to the point that consumer spending retracts. Supply chain loosens up, sellers forced to sell at lower prices, or not sell at all, forcing companies to layoff more people. CPI fixed.

[Anonymous No.51424605]

[Anonymous No.51424606]

when is this railroad strike going down, it seems like shorts would be free money.

[Anonymous No.51424613]

>>51424580
Ask me how I know you started browsing /biz/ after 2017.

[Anonymous No.51424614]

>>51424590
>pray to god
Which one of them?

[Anonymous No.51424615]

>>51424535
Of course they are tied together. A company performs poorly during an economic recession. A company performing poorly will reflect on their stock price via investors. Companies perform poorly when people arent paying for their goods and services. It's a circle.

[Anonymous No.51424617]

Its safe to assume PPT has a mandate to keep VIX low for an orderly decline https://twitter.com/profplum99/status/1569787470807531520

[Anonymous No.51424620]

>>51424586
why do you retards think you're smarter than Elon? You don't think there's any chance whatsoever that he did all of this on purpose for some reason?

[Anonymous No.51424624]

>>51424416
>He'll gladly walk away from the deal and pay the withdrawal penalty and leave Twitter in a worse place than it was.
Not how M&A law works and its bizarre how easily provable this is.
There is a reason Musk has not sold his stake.
>>51424586
>then why did his dumbass make an offer?
Probably thought the Delaware Court was going to be as feckless and spineless as the SEC.

[Anonymous No.51424633]

>>51424614
whichever one wants me

[Anonymous No.51424639]

>>51424633
>33
You know which one now,right?

[Anonymous No.51424641]

>>51424617
yeah ive made a lot of money in vix but those days are behind me
spy options are new best friend

[Anonymous No.51424642]

>>51424461
>What anons fail to realize

[Anonymous No.51424648]

>>51424620
>why do you retards think you're smarter than Elon? You don't think there's any chance whatsoever that he did all of this on purpose for some reason?
He doesn't understand M&A law. It is that simple.

[Anonymous No.51424662]

>>51424633
my whole life makes sense now. praise kek

[Anonymous No.51424664]

>>51424613
Nobody "browses" /biz/ dude

[Anonymous No.51424680]

>>51424620
when did I say I was smarter than Elon? I just think the guy clearly let his position as richest guy in the world get to his head and led to him making a stupid offer to a stupid company.

if your opinion is “he did it to expose Twitter”, why the hell did he make an offer to buy it instead of shorting it? the guy wrote in his offer that “only he could unlock the value of the company”, which has nothing to do with exposing them

[Anonymous No.51424683]

>>51424648
>musk, grime, massive gaping
That is some high status lingo right there

[Anonymous No.51424684]

>>51424620
Musk is playing with fire. He's what happens when one of the richest men in the world is autistic. He thought buying Twitter and actually making it a free speech platform would be fun and profitable. What he didn't know is it's a glowie asset, but he knows now and is why he wants to back out. They'll slander the shit out of it if he acquires it and make it the next DWAC.

[Anonymous No.51424706]

>>51424509
Agreed on your first point.

I think Buffett's play on Activision isn't the arb. I think he views Activision as fundamentally undervalued at this price, and if Microsoft buys it then he gets a quick pay day, if not full value realization. If not then he's buying what he views as undervalued shares. Difficult to say I disagree with Buffett seeing Activision as fundamentally undervalued here, but whatever he sees in it is something I don't, and not for a lack of trying. Regulators in the EU, UK, and US don't seem keen on the deal and I think they're trying to get "concessions" (we used to call these bribes) out of MSFT before ultimately allowing it to pass. The high spread there seems more a case that arbs believe MSFT will renegotiate the deal to a lower price now that multiples have come down so low.

With Twitter, it's arbs realizing there's not a chance that Elon acquiesces to the deal without dragging it through the courts, which could take years. I misread the spread, it's actually 30% gross here. A 30% gross spread comes out to 9% annualized if the deal takes 3 years to close, and that it will close at all is a big "if".

[Anonymous No.51424712]

>>51424680
>he did it to expose Twitter

How does he expose them without the use of the courts? Think. What's the point of shorting them without the evidence? How does he get the evidence without discovery?

[Anonymous No.51424727]

>>51424684
Don't ever reply to me again.

[Anonymous No.51424745]

>>51424453
>when i smile it doesn't hurt as much

[Anonymous No.51424758]

>>51424712
>”i will sign a deal to buy out a company BEFORE i look at the data i’m interested in, so i can then take the company to court and expose them”
>”i will also waive my right to due diligence too just to make sure i’m extra uninformed prior to signing the deal”
you can’t seriously think this?

[Anonymous No.51424785]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51424798]

So Rockers short TWTR now?
Glad to know I'm gonna get that full Elon payout.

[Anonymous No.51424861]

>>51424426
I'm getting a lot at 6$ probably 3000 shares.

[Anonymous No.51424884]

>>51424514
Been browsing 4chan since 08, total newfag

[Anonymous No.51424889]

>>51423646
OV VEY OV VEY IT'S THE DA SHOAH ALL OVER AGAIN! 3% (-5% real) A YEAR IS MORE THAN FAIR!

Wait, is it "congress", or the house that can force a (shit) contact? because they probably don't have the votes to force something through the Senate

[Anonymous No.51424906]

>>51423646
Its not even wages this time. They just want sick days to exist since they are salaried.

[Anonymous No.51424912]

>>51423883
>>51423226
https://nitter.ca/calvinfroedge/status/1569089778028609541

[Anonymous No.51424965]

>>51424906
Sick days are antisemetic

[Anonymous No.51424977]

Someone bake

[Anonymous No.51424987]

>>51423143
>>51423143
>>51423143
>>51423143

[Anonymous No.51425356]

>>51423612
Doubt it, the royal family fucking hates her stupid ass