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How do I turn $5k into $20k in three months? Yes I am poor, yes I am retarded, yes my IQ is 142, and yes obviously I hold 1m LUNC.

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>>51419357
thank you

>> No.51419383

>>51419344
Bitcoin is getting FUCKED!

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>>51419344
>Buy FIRN protocol token on optimism
>automatically collect fees from users
>turn $5k into $500k

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>>51419344
checked. buy more lunc, is the answer to your question.

>> No.51419391

Just win 2 bets back to back at even odds going all in

>> No.51419403

>>51419391
seems reasonable

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>>51419386
i dig these schizo vibes. this would be the first shitcoin i've seen shilled on /biz/ that i'd actually get into if all the memes are good like this one.

>> No.51419469

>>51419447
Lel idk I'm the only one who makes memes for the project so I guess that's good

>> No.51419477

>>51419344
THIS IS A BLUE BOARD!

JANNIE!!!

JANNIE!!!

GIVE HIM A 14 DAY BAN FOR OFF TOPIC AND NSFW!!!

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>>51419447
Thoughts on this one?

>> No.51419612

>>51419344
>Yes I am poor
holds 1m LUNC lmao.
You can't turn $5k into $20k in 3 month anon, best thing you can do is invest in ETH and MATIC as they are the only coins worth a dime right now.

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>Sell slight ITM puts on energy companies/ETF’s
>Buy 2 long calls OTM
>Sell 1 long call OTM higher strike
Structured properly the trade will result in a net credit to your account while maintaining unlimited upside potential.
Fits the 3 month timeline perfectly because energy prices are going to increase as Europe heads into the winter.
The largest temperature drop month-to-month for Europe occurs from September -> October and it continues to slowly drop through the rest of the winter months.
Or if this doesn’t give you enough upside and you’re a degen, skip the step where you sell a put and buy/sell calls in a 2:1 ratio

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>> No.51420769

>>51419612
1m LUNC was only $175 when I bought

>> No.51420848

>>51419344
>padme will never exsqueeze your cock