/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51411689]

Slurping the dip edition

[Anonymous No.51411708]

HO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.51411723]

>>51411708
>HO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH YEAH

[Anonymous No.51411726]

Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name
thy kingdom come
thy will be done
on earth as it is in heaven
please heem this baggot just one more time
as we both know the filthy jew deserves it
and deliver us from his cringe posts.
Amen!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51411729]

I want to take this opportunity to apologize to everyone except Rocker. Sorry everybody except Rocker.

[Anonymous No.51411728]

finna kms

[Anonymous No.51411738]

I will gladly pay 25 cents for your 20 dollar spy calls expiring in a week

[Anonymous No.51411744]

>>51411689
A lot of you retards are losing money today aren't you?

[Anonymous No.51411745]

>>51411729
You don't need to, you'll first be speaking to my rabbi, then my lawyer.

[Anonymous No.51411748]

Reminder that the fed did NOT cause inflation. I repeat, the federal reserve CANNOT cause inflation. This is only because of the supply chain. Any suggestion that we printed too much or abused QE is very, and I repeat, VERY antisemetic goys

[Anonymous No.51411747]

>muh federal debt
Biggest midwit take. The US is paying $300 billion yearly for debt right now. Its not a big deal. The US takes on $4 trillion in yearly revenue. They got plenty of space to go before it becomes collapse worthy.

[Anonymous No.51411750]

Pretty cool, huh?

[Anonymous No.51411754]

>>51411689
Just couldn't be bothered to post the links, could you OP.

[Anonymous No.51411762]

>>51411744
Show me the man that has never lost

[Anonymous No.51411765]

13% down on SPXS yesterday, now Im only 3% down. Who knew a random week long pump into CPI was a ruse. But dont worry the economy is great slurp the dip

[Anonymous No.51411766]

What are the chances the market will finally make a true recovery back up in the next 6-7 months?

[Anonymous No.51411767]

Hey, no matter how hard Wall Street HEEMS you today, at least you're not a silverschizo!

[Anonymous No.51411772]

Don’t forget shmitah ends this month. And Gaza is occupied by the goy. Time to give back

[Anonymous No.51411774]

>people actually longed before cpi

[Anonymous No.51411775]

we will have a fake rally tomorrow (maybe for next couple days) then a crash down next week again

[Anonymous No.51411777]

>>51411747

[Anonymous No.51411778]

>>51411729
Kill yourself and your ugly, gook cunt, you faggot bitch.

[Anonymous No.51411780]

Laugh at Intel minute of kekking

Most diverse chip company and a popular value stock really holding up

AhhahahahhahBaabhHahahahahaahhahhagahahah. ESG btfo. They cut engineers and scientists to fund diversity initiatives

[Anonymous No.51411783]

>can't exit my -12.5% bags
I know those are rookie numbers, but god does it get on my nerves and make me hate myself
Hope things pump up a bit during lunch break so I can cut my losses
fuck copper btw

[Anonymous No.51411785]

>>51411748
Inflation is both money supply and supply chain retard. If more houses were being built CPI would be lower. If oil was lower then CPI would be lower too. Its a 2 variable equation and can be adjusted on either side.

[Anonymous No.51411787]

I'm finally unbanned, but on a side note I found like 100 new ips I can use lmfao. fuck janny niggerinos.

[Anonymous No.51411792]

Jerome is going to slowly inch the interest rate cock into place. First he will prep the market by talking about it or having the other Fed heads mention it in interviews. His growing erection straining to be released from his pleated pants. The market will whimper a little and start to produce lubrication, maybe say to stop and try to push him away. At that point it's too late to resist, there's no running away from Jerome's bedroom. With lust in his eyes, nothing will deter Jerome from his task. He has come to put our financial woes to rest. To do that he'll have to take the market to a place it's never been before, a place of pain but also pleasure. He will open the market up with a small interest rate hike, just a teaser to the full event. Rub it around the outside and push gently at the entrance. There will be a yelp of pain and maybe a moan or kick. Soon the whole tip, a 0.5% hike thrust into the market prodding and stretching the first few inches. Probing deeper until there's a slight resistance of the market's hymen giving way. This is where the majority of the pain occurs, a little blood but Jerome can't stop now, he must finish this task. Pushing farther in each time, he finally feels himself bottom out the market with an eye rolling groan. Quickly, thrust after thrust will go fully in and out with load smacks as pelvis collides with pelvis, no whimpers or pleading will stop him. It will seem to the market like this period lasts forever, both parties will start to perspire and become desperate, panting and gasping for breath. Relief can only happen if the act is fully completed. Finally Jerome will explode deep into those depths with a loud final bestial grunt. The market will scream as stars dance across it's vision in simultaneous agony and ecstasy then promptly pass out, drooling and still twitching from aftershocks. Jerome will delve the market's nethers so thoroughly that it will feel empty after the final interest rate hike.

[Anonymous No.51411793]

This crash will last until midterms. Once republicans take full control of house and senate we can go long.

[Anonymous No.51411795]

I did gud today.

[Anonymous No.51411797]

>>51411785
>if we just could magically increase supply everything would be fine!
spoken like a true commie I mean glowie

[Anonymous No.51411798]

>>51411762
me, seeing that I've never seriously taken part in gambling in the market aside from making $700 from Doge last year

[Anonymous No.51411800]

>>51411729
WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT

[Anonymous No.51411804]

>>51411738
shouldve bought spy puts, my sqqq 45.50 only up 300% not fucking 560% dayum

[Anonymous No.51411805]

>>51411777
Not an argument retard.

[Anonymous No.51411806]

>>51411783
its going to go up... hold it for 6 months or more.

[Anonymous No.51411807]

The market is realigning with the natural Chakras

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51411809]

>>51411778
I love you too. =D

[Anonymous No.51411815]

/cashgang/ right now

[Anonymous No.51411823]

Look at this Intel investment graph

Less white and Asian males each year. Obviously the best chip stock to buy in 2017 to cash in on the power of diversity and women
Lmao, value stock holding up

[Anonymous No.51411824]

>>51411777
Trips of truth

[Anonymous No.51411826]

what anon bought sqqq calls yesterday?

[Anonymous No.51411835]

what arethe chances we get an afternoon low volume pump

[Anonymous No.51411836]

>>51411792
damn this is a place for degenerates.. I love you guys.

[Anonymous No.51411837]

>>51411797
>commie I mean glowie
Spoken more like reagonimics in the 80s. Supply side production. Holy shit you zoomers are retards. Doing anything to fix things is now commie or glowie.

[Anonymous No.51411842]

Siga sisters...not like this.

[Anonymous No.51411848]

tqqq chads assemble

[Anonymous No.51411849]

>>51411826
me and i barely slept last night with those green futes

[Anonymous No.51411858]

>>51411748
Low supply + low demand = no inflation
Low supply + artificially high demand from money printing = inflation

[Anonymous No.51411866]

>>51411835
Yes
>>51411837
>>51411797
Taxing cannabis would fix everything

[Anonymous No.51411868]

>>51411848
hi...

[Anonymous No.51411869]

>>51411809
I hope you die, Faggie. You're a bitch and your cunt is stupid and ugly and needs shipped back to her fishing village.

[Anonymous No.51411871]

>>51411689
>>51411708
>>51411723
>>51411738
>>51411792
>>51411800
>ATTENTION TA FAGGOTS
while we've been staring at the h/s, we've just ignored the double bottom FAIL
>when patterns fail
TA faggots you go risk on and don't fight the trend
>BUY PUTS NOW

[Anonymous No.51411876]

Intc 5 year -19%
Nvda 5 year +198%

Diversity investors winning

[Anonymous No.51411878]

F
R
I
D
A
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Workers of the railroad unite, all mumu has to loose is his gains.

[Anonymous No.51411888]

>>51411798
You lose to inflation every year then

[Anonymous No.51411892]

>>51411866
Arent they already taxing it where its legal? We all know thats the real reason states legalized it.

[Anonymous No.51411893]

My balls hurt feels like somebody kicked them.

[Anonymous No.51411895]

>>51411797
>magically
Because it would take magic to stop governments from actively fucking over productions with their failed policies, like the lockdowns and the environmental crusade that caused an energy crisis?

[Anonymous No.51411898]

>>51411871
>he doesnt know about the quadruple fakeout

[Anonymous No.51411905]

>>51411815
Same, brother

[Anonymous No.51411906]

>>51411869
Hey man baggies wife’s tits are pretty kino
>>51411878
Trans is hard

[Anonymous No.51411913]

>>51411871
its about to be a triple bottom.

[Anonymous No.51411915]

>>51411878
I'm hoping for an implosion of NSC and UNP. If everything else burns, then that is just gravy.

[Anonymous No.51411918]

Guys, I literally want to die. I lost half my savings this year. I will come back and try again after midterms if Republicans win or when Biden is out of office. I just can't afford to lose any more.

[Anonymous No.51411928]

>>51411918
how much did you lose? And on stocks or did you gamble it away?

[Anonymous No.51411929]

reminder this was baggies account last time he posted his all time

[Anonymous No.51411930]

>>51411876
past performance does not guarantee future results you stupid fucking nigger loving faggot
intc is a value trap for sure but nvda is overvalued browned tech

[Anonymous No.51411935]

>>51411895
If biden did a tax credit or subsidy per barrel of oil sold by oil companies they could go ham with production and still have good earnings for their own investors. They could cut oil down to $40s by Q2 of next year. There are creative and easy ways to chop down prices of materials/energy.

[Anonymous No.51411939]

>>51411892
Once federal allows banks and credit institutions in, there is a whole commodity that is introduced as a ‘new’ source of revenue and taxable income. But yeah states who have leagalized have surplus for public projects

[Anonymous No.51411944]

>>51411918
if you bought SOXS today you could have recovered 10% of your portfolio!!

wagmi

[Anonymous No.51411947]

>>51411918
I'm sorry anon, and farewell. Don't forget to say negative things about Biden whenever he comes up. Hope to see you again someday.

[Anonymous No.51411950]

>>51411929
Big if true

[Anonymous No.51411951]

>>51411913
not under 390

[Anonymous No.51411952]

>>51411929
Thats big improvement, I remember him being down 99%

[Anonymous No.51411962]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3c6af4EJ4A

[Anonymous No.51411964]

>>51411823
damn I need to pay more attention to ESG trends. Or maybe I won't have to. I think this crash is going to wipe out all that bullshit. no one is going to care when unemployment is 15%, they'll just start hiring the best workers again

[Anonymous No.51411965]

>>51411939
>But yeah states who have leagalized have surplus for public projects
Nearly every state has a surplus right now. Calis got billions. NJ and florida got billions. All that covid money sitting there. Long term it will be good really. investments into the states but right now everything sucks.

[Anonymous No.51411966]

>>51411723
You don't need to dress like a cheap whore anymore with all your gains, bobo. You can dress like an expensive whore now.

[Anonymous No.51411967]

I am beginning to reconsider having 14% of my money in MU

[Anonymous No.51411968]

>>51411913
Soon it could quadruple bottom

[Anonymous No.51411970]

I called this drop friday btw :) Algos cant ignore bad data any longer.


JUST LIKE I CANT IGNORE THIS LGLS GIRLS FAT LIL PUSSY I POUND ERRY NIGHT I LOVE MARINA DATILLO PIANIST CUNNY

[Anonymous No.51411971]

CPI IS UP SLIGHTLY THIS MEANS I GOT TO SELL EVERYTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PANIC

[Anonymous No.51411977]

>>51411871
nice pointy tits

[Anonymous No.51411978]

>>51411971
>8% inflation is normal!

[Anonymous No.51411991]

>>51411967
>chips
>in 2022
Lmao dude why? Its been signaled all over chips are a dead play for now.

[Anonymous No.51411990]

>>51411970
Why can’t you just be cool. You are a good Investor but you seem to love being banned and excluded by your own choices

[Anonymous No.51412002]

>>51411930
Yeah but msft/goog are extreme Nazis with controlling AI chips and usage. Nvidia is still the main provider for AI especially if you don't want cloud shit.

Tough time for a while though, but Nvidia will keep our performing intc

[Anonymous No.51412003]

Call me MICHAEL DINGLE BERRY. HAHAHA shorting this market like a badass bobo bear.

[Anonymous No.51412005]

>>51411971
retard

[Anonymous No.51412021]

>>51411918
Let me tell you what Anon told me when i was wiped:

>You are here forever.

[Anonymous No.51412024]

>>51411971
It's not about about inflation, it's about credit risk.

This reading implies we may have to hike further than initially expected - institutions are not panic selling, but rather getting leverage off of their balance sheet while it is still at a fair price

Always look a step further and you will see the reason behind the movements

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51412026]

>>51411869
She's not from some fishing village, she's from Seoul. Also, post your losses, I could use a laugh.

[Anonymous No.51412032]

>>51411971
>the government said inflation is transitory
Transitory in the mentally ill faggot way. I.e. faggotss chopping off their genitals transitory
>that meant government was changing the literal definition of inflation
But yeah no need to sell your assets. Long hold 4 years to be back pre covid levels

[Anonymous No.51412043]

yesterday I was 30k away from my all time high and today I am 60k away (again)

[Anonymous No.51412051]

I really would like SPY @ 399 for just a little while bobos

[Anonymous No.51412053]

It's way too early to "slurp the dip". I'm riding my puts to 390-395 SPY and then I think the play is selling TQQQ/SOXL puts at really nice entry prices (like $11 SOXL/$20 TQQQ) for some free money.. watch the charts find the new local bottom (will we smash down to 360 again or bounce 390?) And then buy long dated UPRO/SOXL/TQQQ calls.

I dunno you won't listen to me tho because you faggots hate making money.

[Anonymous No.51412055]

>>51411928
$20k in taxable account and $7k in Roth IRA. Maybe not a lot for some but a lot for me.

[Anonymous No.51412063]

>>51412043
Why didn’t you hedge for something like this? I’m poor but even I hedged 1k for a crash in SPXS and YANG

[Anonymous No.51412065]

so sell at a 310% gain or hold? hell if this is the start of the end would make sense to actually exercise these friday expiring options.
theres literally figuratively metaphorically no good news coming up anywhere in the world

[Anonymous No.51412069]

Post the loses goy

[Anonymous No.51412070]

>>51412063
because im a retarded gambling faggot

[Anonymous No.51412074]

Greg bros... ?

[Anonymous No.51412075]

>>51412032
>>the government said inflation is transitory
They were obviously talking about the higher-than normal inflation, not inflation in general

[Anonymous No.51412076]

>>51411971
>NO BUT THEY TOLD ME DARK BRANDON WAS BASED AND LOWERING INFLATION I JUST LOST MY JOB AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51412078]

>>51412026
She's definitely from north Korea. She has those starvation teeth that could only be a product from growing up in best Korea.

[Anonymous No.51412080]

>>51412053
until you dont....

[Anonymous No.51412081]

>>51412053
>I dunno you won't listen to me tho
because you use robinhood mostly

[Anonymous No.51412088]

>>51412065
Well imperialism is dead with the queen and the EU is collapsing as we speak. That’s good news for America. We no longer are beholden to treaties made since 1950s

[Anonymous No.51412092]

>>51411729
>I want to take this opportunity to apologize to everyone except Rocker. Sorry everybody except Rocker.
rocker didn't even make a fucking smg update video last friday

[Anonymous No.51412099]

and then tomorrow we'll pump green for no reason

[Anonymous No.51412100]

>>51412063
hedging feels good but it reduces overall (long term) gains. you'll burn more money buying hedges than you'll gain from when they pay off.

[Anonymous No.51412103]

>>51411772
Found a great analysis on this a while back they stop investing this year, then next year the lack of investment is the real dump.

The actual year on net gets a 9.1% dump with a 57% chance. Move 1 year ahead it’s 19.9% on average and a 71% chance

Old but good article here

>the dump has only started this is the warm up faggots

http://premium.working-money.com/wm/display.asp?art=848

[Anonymous No.51412108]

>>51412076
That employee would be the last to lose his job. You don't fire the subservient cuck first.

[Anonymous No.51412110]

>>51412053
>I dunno you won't listen to me
Because you're a gambler.

[Anonymous No.51412112]

is it time to buy the HKD dip yet?

[Anonymous No.51412113]

We are going to crab until sour hour then drop right above circuit breaker level

I just wish it would hurry the fuck up already

[Anonymous No.51412116]

>>51412075
No, you got duped. You thought that’s what they meant. But in reality they conditioned the public to assume trans=good. Language is a funny thing fren

[Anonymous No.51412115]

look at this lad
look at this young man
look at this young soul

[Anonymous No.51412127]

QRD on what's going on? Just got back to town from 5 days innawoods

[Anonymous No.51412129]

Anyone know why BCS 8.00 calls have a volume of 20k this friday?

[Anonymous No.51412136]

>>51412100
Tell that to my now friend yet former economy professor who hedged oil in 2020 when they were giving it away. Pretty sure he is still holding that hedge. The guy is a pro at macroeconomics

[Anonymous No.51412140]

>they think it will bounce off 390 again instead of plunge through

[Anonymous No.51412143]

is reddit right?

[Anonymous No.51412144]

>>51412127
Go back to the woods.

[Anonymous No.51412145]

>>51412127
nothing ever happens, carry on

[Anonymous No.51412146]

My sticks are curving up. I wonder what the odds of a V bottom... makes you think

[Anonymous No.51412156]

>>51411815
better to get raped by inflation than inflation AND the clown market

[Anonymous No.51412159]

>>51411772
It already ended on September 7th retard. It was a literal nothingburger.

Besides that means the market is gonna rip "all debts are forgiven"

[Anonymous No.51412161]

>>51412080
When my DRIP recovers I'm gonna be up 100% in 3 months and be almost all cash at the bottom... I'm primed to finish this year up 200%+. God damn I love trading bear markets.. the greedy hopium rallies are so easy to predict

[Anonymous No.51412165]

WHEN IT CLOSES AT THE OPEN
I.E. WHEN IT TURNS OUT THAT LITERALLY THE ENTIRE MOVE HAPPENED OVERNIGHT
DON'T FORGET TO BE MAD AT OUR FINANCIAL ESTABLISHMENT

[Anonymous No.51412181]

>>51412159
27th faggot. Shows how anti semetic you really are for not being culturally aware

[Anonymous No.51412184]

should i short nio?
why is that faggot rising?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51412185]

>>51412078
>implying I would fall in love with a communist.
AHHHAHAHAHAHA LOSSES LETS GO! POST THEM NOW!

[Anonymous No.51412198]

>>51412184
I just realized that for every "buy the dip" retard there's a "short the rally" poster too

[Anonymous No.51412197]

>>51412165
don't worry the financial establishment will buy it all up after close

[Anonymous No.51412211]

>>51412136
>let me give you one anecdote that doesn't prove anything
there is a reason that most hedge funds underperform the market. it's in their nature, since they pay for hedges. it's wealth preservation.

[Anonymous No.51412215]

I am not worried at all with this FAKE selling off
it will all be up by end of week

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51412218]

>>51412198
and for every 25 of each, some one actually makes it.

[Anonymous No.51412221]

Why is the VIX not up more right now?

[Anonymous No.51412223]

>>51412185
>implying Best Korea is nothing less than a thinly veiled monarchy
You're a dumber gorilla nigger than the actual gorilla nigger trip

[Anonymous No.51412227]

>>51412185
I'm calling this one a "clerical error" since my broker reports ask price, rather than the bid/ask or the midpoint
There's no fucking bids. 0 volume at 0.40. There's no way it's actually that high (and just in case I did a BTO 6 more contracts at the ask price in case anyone actually is stupid enough to buy that)

[Anonymous No.51412229]

>>51412143
>iNfLAtiOn wOnT bE BaD iF We pIcK tHe RiGhT dATes tO CoMpaRE

All I have to do is broaden the scope and it will continue telling the same story that inflation has increased significantly for the average American over the last 5-10 years.

[Anonymous No.51412244]

>>51412218
no, 100% of traders lose money

[Anonymous No.51412245]

>>51412116
>No, you got duped. You thought that’s what they meant.
You honestly think they somehow "forgot" that fiat is inherently inflationary?

Are you on meth or something?

[Anonymous No.51412251]

The market and world economy is gonna be great at 4% interest rates for a few years. Market will finish pricing in QT and high interest rates with no pivot in 2023 soon. Why doubt the ability to normalize conditions? All the states, local gov, and fed gov are still stimulating off inflation capital gains that topped off tax revenues everywhere

This is gonna be such a soft landing, snoozing here, lmao at bears who doubt the health and foundational capability of a non money printing fed economy

[Anonymous No.51412252]

>>51412092
I thought I mentioned I wasn't making one last week due to the short holiday trading week. Clearly I told nobody kek.

[Anonymous No.51412254]

>>51412211
My friend is not an anecdote; he is a person. Most hedge funds are run by dipshits who second guess themselves and bet against their instinct because they are scared to lose money. We have two different philosophies on trading. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.51412257]

>>51412221
The fake rally deflated VIX so they can prolong the crash for the Shemitah.

[Anonymous No.51412261]

>>51412218
i am going to fucking make it this time, tired of getting clapped, took me too fucking long to make another hundred to bet

[Anonymous No.51412263]

i'm only down like 1% shut the fuck up bobo.

[Anonymous No.51412265]

I bought

[Anonymous No.51412267]

CHECK OUT SPY COMPUTER BUDDY

[Anonymous No.51412268]

hohohoho hahahahahaha

rare pink wojaks season starts here

[Anonymous No.51412270]

>>51411906
>baggies wife’s tits are pretty kino
Amen!

[Anonymous No.51412275]

>>51412159
See following post shekelberg

>>51412103
They don’t “plant” this year causes a delay in the real dump 1 year

These fags have a fishing line around Manhattan so they can leave their house on the Saturday’s for gods sake don’t doubt their schzo commitment

[Anonymous No.51412274]

>>51412245
You honestly believe you weren’t being lied to? Have you lost so much you are delusional.

[Anonymous No.51412276]

Bank of America saying consumer is doing well still. Inflation will chug along but I dont see it causing a deep issue yet.

[Anonymous No.51412287]

>>51412215
Please give me 1 reason to be a bull right now.

Europeans literally can't heat their fucking houses.

[Anonymous No.51412289]

OH FUCK THE BOTTOM IS IN IM SORRY MUMU

[Anonymous No.51412299]

watch this shit rally past 400

[Anonymous No.51412303]

Ok bobo that's enough. I'm going to have to slurp more GUSH if this dumps anymore.

[Anonymous No.51412305]

>>51412116
>they conditioned the public to assume trans=good
It is good if you profit off it.

[Anonymous No.51412311]

>>51412127
Inflation rose 0.1%. Everything's fucked and its time for 50 years innawoods.

[Anonymous No.51412312]

>>51412274
>You honestly believe you weren’t being lied to?
Yes.
Because they were obviously talking about the higher-than-normal inflation being "transitory", and not the fundamental inflation of fiat, you colossal moron.

[Anonymous No.51412313]

>>51412254
you sure are confident for someone who has already admitted they have no money. you should listen to your betters if you want to make it.

[Anonymous No.51412318]

>>51412257
I would maybe "buy the dip" if the VIX was over 35 but around 25, no way. More pain to go before I buy.

[Anonymous No.51412319]

is 31500 some magic resistance line or something?

[Anonymous No.51412321]

>>51412275
>market is gonna dump on the 27th
>nasdaq down 4% today

It can't be both you literal fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.51412328]

>>51412092
I just assumed he sperged out on it again and deleted when the drugs wore off.

[Anonymous No.51412327]

>>51412287
things go down, then they go up (and jobless claims comes out on thursday which will cause a small boom)
its really simple and no need for complicated thinking

[Anonymous No.51412329]

>>51412143
no

[Anonymous No.51412333]

>>51412289
WE GOT TOO COCKY BOBOSISTERS

[Anonymous No.51412340]

>>51411728
Frfr
Captcha: WKG0YK

[Anonymous No.51412342]

>>51412099
got to buy the dip

[Anonymous No.51412343]

Is that code for “Shemitah”?

[Anonymous No.51412345]

>>51412311
Core inflation doubled, which is what the Fed actually cares about. Rate hikes haven’t done shit to it

[Anonymous No.51412349]

>>51412312
Keep licking them boots. I’m sure daddy Brandon will give your daughter a hug if you keep glowing hard enough
>>51412313
Pretty sure I’m on the right side of history if I can talk down to dipshits who can’t properly read a market

[Anonymous No.51412353]

Twitter is green today.. I'm gonna use some of my house money and buy a couple puts on that meme hopium rally too. Musk isn't buying those bags and Twitter is only for trannies and commies to groom children

[Anonymous No.51412361]

BUDDY LOOK AT META VR CHATROOMS

[Anonymous No.51412366]

>>51412349
You're too retarded to be real. I must be talking to a bot.

[Anonymous No.51412372]

yea

[Anonymous No.51412376]

>>51412343
We'll truly never know for sure

[Anonymous No.51412381]

>>51412353
>we don’t groom children reeeeeeeeeeeeee
But it’s a good thing and here is why

[Anonymous No.51412382]

>>51412303
buy oxy, buffet increased his postion, is on the news

[Anonymous No.51412385]

>>51411971
MICHEAL BURRY WAS RIGHT THIS IS LE BIG DEPRESSION BRO

[Anonymous No.51412393]

I bought UPRO and TQQQ right before CPI data was released and I got curb stomped.

[Anonymous No.51412399]

>>51412321
Bear markets take time with multiple 10%+ rallies the general trend is down this is just the start with the bottom in next year is what I’m saying read the link it explains it well with data

[Anonymous No.51412403]

>>51411795
Nice

[Anonymous No.51412411]

>>51412366
Yup. You are getting dunked on by a bot.
>>51412393
It’s okay so did this guy >>51412366

[Anonymous No.51412417]

>>51411795
this anon fucks

[Anonymous No.51412418]

>>51412026
You could use a laugh because you're a cocksucking faggot. Your wife grew up picking undigested corn out of shit but she's a ten for a little bitch like you.

[Anonymous No.51412419]

I like to think more fundamentally

We added a nice big trillions of debt. Just go for a walk outside and look at what we purchased with all that inflation. I'm sure its really productive debt and inflation will come down as productivity worldwide picks up thanks to all that capex

Finance is magic so we will go back to 2019 trend soon with no problems even if we miss spend trillions and indebted the whole world

[Anonymous No.51412422]

>>51412382
I prefer the leverage of GUSH, plus being a geisha is a long standing tradition of this general.

[Anonymous No.51412424]

>>51412372
FUCK YEAH
>good enough to post good enough to sell

[Anonymous No.51412425]

I have an extra $6k. What should I buy?

[Anonymous No.51412426]

are these melt-up and melt-down in the room with us right now?

[Anonymous No.51412428]

It's a long way down.

[Anonymous No.51412429]

>>51411849
post your profit

[Anonymous No.51412437]

>>51412393
why would you risk it

[Anonymous No.51412444]

How do I become a bigshot? And don't tell me to go to [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]], I already tried that.

[Anonymous No.51412446]

>>51412428
more like its a long way up

[Anonymous No.51412449]

>>51412074
BANNED
CENSORED

[Anonymous No.51412453]

BUY REDDIT BUY SLURP IT UP DIAMOND HANDS MONEY PRINTER GO BRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.51412458]

>>51412428
Nice Just bought 100k

[Anonymous No.51412464]

So basically the market tried to fight the fed the last few weeks and now realizing the fed ain't bullshitting around.

[Anonymous No.51412463]

>British CPI tomorrow
>French CPI on the 15th
Oh non

[Anonymous No.51412471]

>>51412437
Everyone was saying CPI would be lower. It didn't even cross my mind that it could be higher.

[Anonymous No.51412473]

Am I going to make it lads?

[Anonymous No.51412474]

>>51412444
A year ago, I bought KROMER on some blockchain and lost $100 of house money

[Anonymous No.51412478]

>>51412464
corporate death squads when?

[Anonymous No.51412479]

>>51412464
the fed IS bullshiting around. thats the fucking problem

[Anonymous No.51412482]

>>51412464
No basically banks assraped everyone for taking short positions because apparently, on the public stock exchange that's allegedly regulated by multiple entities who claim to prohibit price collusion, peons aren't allowed to hedge.

[Anonymous No.51412483]

[Anonymous No.51412484]

>>51412411
>hurrr the fed tried to pretend that fiat money is not inherently inflationary

This is just adorable.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51412486]

>>51412418
lmao, u sound mad jelly m8. i hope u have a nice day

[Anonymous No.51412488]

>>51412464
>the market tried to fight the fed
They were covering their shorts you fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.51412491]

REMINDER

EURO DOLLAR CURVE IS PREDICTING THE FED WILL NOT ONLY LOWER RATES NEXT YEAR BUT NEGATIVE INTEREST RATES

The yield curve is predicting something so catastrophic like COVID where the FED will be force to PIVOT

Most likely CHINA invading TAIWAN and shutting down the entire world economy because of NO CHIPS.

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

You better start believing in the GREAT REST Because you are LIVING IN ONE.

[Anonymous No.51412493]

SPY was literally at $390 a few days ago, you fucking melodramatic emotionally unstable manbitches

[Anonymous No.51412497]

10/7 $45 Puts on TWTR
71 delta
40.95 breakeven

Twitter was trading low 30s for months until lawsuit reddit tier hopium. This is a great play

[Anonymous No.51412506]

>>51412418
Oof, which exchange hurt you?

[Anonymous No.51412507]

WE TOLD YOU NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THAT

[Anonymous No.51412515]

>Millennials

[Anonymous No.51412519]

>>51412484
What’s adorable are the mentally ill faggots of the world. And you are a cutie patootie, yes you are.

[Anonymous No.51412521]

>>51412491
that doesn't make sense, war doesn't cause free money lad and printing wouldn't go to the market either it'd be for war efforts. Pivot is just a play for normies to fall for fed knows it can't pivot powell quoting Volcker was enough or should've been to invoke that statement. The end of an Era. The end of a decade long bull market and the return to the reality that is the destruction of capitalism.

[Anonymous No.51412524]

>>51412493
>SPY was literally at $390 a few days ago

Yeah it was also at $425 a few days ago kek.

[Anonymous No.51412530]

>>51412463
Nobody cares about those countries.

[Anonymous No.51412529]

>>51412491
>GREAT REST
Sounds comfy fren

[Anonymous No.51412533]

>>51412471
>he believed the exuberant bulltards after the short covering rally

[Anonymous No.51412544]

>>51412418
Nothing wrong with this. It’s a good way to attract ducks and geese to your fields.

[Anonymous No.51412545]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

[Anonymous No.51412546]

>>51412488
>LE HECKIN SQUEEZEARINO!!!

[Anonymous No.51412547]

There are no mysteries about inflation, rates, etc. It only feels mysterious because we let the MSM get away with pretending only the past twenty years have existed. Watch any Milton Friedman talk from the 80s, and you'll understand exactly the model Powell is ostensibly working from. [And if you make it that far, then do also notice the doublespeak that emerges once we hear from Biden, and then please laugh at Yellen's awkward responses when she's asked point blank to resolve the discrepancy.]

[Anonymous No.51412554]

>>51411823
Whites, asians and indians should all be separate categories to see where the real talent is going.

[Anonymous No.51412555]

>>51412533
Does it also work the opposite way? Eg a market dip before good news?

[Anonymous No.51412557]

>threadly reminder

I've been trying to tell you for weeks.

[Anonymous No.51412580]

So the Fed basically gave up returning to normal after Covid right? Theyre never giving up the money printer abilities and interest rate movement? Nobody in congress even pushed back on giving them that power despite all the whining over Tarp. This is the new normal.

[Anonymous No.51412592]

>>51412515
wtf is a 'soft life'?

[Anonymous No.51412594]

>>51412557
Now zoom out and look for the "asset bubble" chart

[Anonymous No.51412596]

>>51412491
China invading Taiwan is the only black swan event I know for a fact the market isn't pricing in because we'd be drilling to the deepest crater of hell if that were to happen.

[Anonymous No.51412598]

>>51412321
I really never will understand how burgers stand being forced to pay taxes and get nothing out of it.

At least eurocucks and other westoids tend to get good healthcare and infrastructure.

[Anonymous No.51412609]

hmmm Nomura calling it now. Pivot is now dead now comes the extreme fear
Short meta, short FCX, short FDX and let it ride till october

[Anonymous No.51412616]

>>51412592
What do you think a "hard life" is? Now imagine the opposite

[Anonymous No.51412618]

>>51412530
Eu accounts for 25% of sp500 earnings

You will care when they are buying firewood instead of iPhones Kek

[Anonymous No.51412621]

>>51412557
I saw you try to help them fren. Most people here only play the market up when every rally has failed all year and the macro is clearly fucked still.

[Anonymous No.51412624]

>>51411823
>Indians get grouped in with whites/east asians
>They still like to adopt black culture regardless
>>51412592
For regular people, it means living as stress-free as possible.
For the people in that pic, it means living off of whitey's dollar.

[Anonymous No.51412627]

we all know once biden is done sucking the oil reserves dry to create fake prices that inflation is going to go up again. or is the market pretending that there is infinite oil in the SPR

[Anonymous No.51412635]

>>51412515
>ease and joy
By surrounding yourself with Africans? NGMI

[Anonymous No.51412640]

Should I even check my portfolio?

[Anonymous No.51412645]

>>51412592
welfare checks and government Ponzi schemes through (((none profits))))

[Anonymous No.51412646]

>he bought the top

[Anonymous No.51412647]

>>51412609
20% chance of 100 bps. They all saw that reaction in fed futures.
>>51412618
kek yeah I know. But their CPI rates will follow the US but worse.

[Anonymous No.51412650]

>>51412598
>get nothing out of it
Just better education, neighborhoods, food, access to entertainment, first responders, and business opportunity, along with more land.
The faggots and brandon are temporary

[Anonymous No.51412652]

>>51412618
Is there a sort of earnings calendar, but based on different sectors?
Eg you can see the months where sector X has the most ERs, by mcap?

[Anonymous No.51412655]

>>51412640
only if you have free cash to buy this dip

[Anonymous No.51412658]

>>51412592
A life free of stress, money, capitalism, corporate greed and corruption, utilizing the tools of the internet to make money, using your own creative tools to support it, enjoying art, the environment, music, love. Bohemian lifestyle 2.0 for the modern ages. A beautiful and freeing mindset of thinkers will be upon us.

[Anonymous No.51412662]

>>51412640
Nah. Im not. Still working myself so ill just stack cash for bit and start buying soon.

[Anonymous No.51412667]

>>51412640
for sure. look at what you lost and think about all the cool things you could have bought so that you. then maybe youll value the money you have more and not carelessly gamble it. just speaking from experience btw.

[Anonymous No.51412672]

>>51412555
stop trading this market like you did the bull market of the past 2 years

[Anonymous No.51412676]

>no job
>cant get work
>dont want to work because most places wont even pay a liveable wage
>decide to invest what little i have to try sustain myself
>buy the top
>market implodes for a straight year and still going down

there is no way out of this hell

[Anonymous No.51412680]

I'm turning into a Bobo. Bobos always win except for short fake rallies.

[Anonymous No.51412684]

>>51412655
but I refuse.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51412686]

>>51412658
this picture reminds me of the commercial for the hotels where the kid brings his goldfish to the aquarium.

[Anonymous No.51412694]

>>51412650
>Just better education, neighborhoods, food, access to entertainment, first responders, and business opportunity, along with more land
LMAO

[Anonymous No.51412695]

>>51412676
>don't want to work
>liveable wage
>whining on the internet

kys commie

[Anonymous No.51412698]

>>51411895
Cool it with the antisemitism.

[Anonymous No.51412699]

>>51412676
at least if you worked they would have given you something. the market you tried to work for took everything. you sound stupid.

[Anonymous No.51412703]

>>51412491
no amount of pivoting would bail out semiconductors being missing from every piece of technology

[Anonymous No.51412705]

>>51412652
Interesting question, I just googled it and didn't find anything, at least not on the first two pages. Honestly seems like something someone on a niche Reddit sub would do a write up on, I'll look there too

[Anonymous No.51412707]

>>51412684
Cannabis isn’t a bad investment friend.
>TLRY
>GTBIF
>IIPR
>AFCG

[Anonymous No.51412710]

>>51412676
watch the maverick of wall street idiot, stop throwing money blind of fucking /biz/ bots shilled stocks

[Anonymous No.51412716]

>>51412464
the Fed is fucking around but the market is also trying to pick bottoms and fight the Fed at the same time. it is truly a fucking shit show out here

[Anonymous No.51412719]

>>51412099
Ppi negative. Checkem

[Anonymous No.51412723]

>>51412703
WELCOME TO THE GREAT RESET. YOU WILL OWN NOTHING!

[Anonymous No.51412726]

>>51412672
But I AM doing the opposite now

[Anonymous No.51412729]

[Anonymous No.51412730]

>>51412658
they want a nice life, i.e. all the comforts of money, without having to actually wiork for the money. based on the picture theyre discussing how to tax old white people for being racist.

[Anonymous No.51412731]

>>51412627
nah, the dems have lost midterms they're gonna pass the buck to the GOP or independent party that wins next election and they'll be in charge while dems run back to their holes like the spineless rats they are. hopefully a millennial takes office we seriously need someone

[Anonymous No.51412732]

>>51412491
>EURO DOLLAR CURVE IS PREDICTING THE FED WILL NOT ONLY LOWER RATES NEXT YEAR BUT NEGATIVE INTEREST RATES
got a source for that?

[Anonymous No.51412734]

>>51412372
how?

[Anonymous No.51412735]

>>51412716
>rocker
i unsubbed from his channel. is he still not talking about stocks?

[Anonymous No.51412737]

When this thread goes 300+:
>>51412708
>>51412708
>>51412708
next bread

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51412738]

>>51412676
>liveable wage
you should consider killing yourself.

[Anonymous No.51412740]

>>51412707
>losing 90% is ok, r-right?

[Anonymous No.51412741]

>>51412719
>ppi negative
>precious metals pricrs have been going up nonstop for months

lol.

[Anonymous No.51412748]

>>51412705
Thanks for the reply. Normally I use EarningsWhispers and ForexFactory to look for events

[Anonymous No.51412749]

>>51412515
((they)) won’t allow that hah

[Anonymous No.51412754]

>Zoom out to the daily
Man it sure is a long way down
>Zoom out to the weekly
Man, it sure is a LONG way to the bottom
>Zoom out to the monthly
MAN, sure it is a FUCKING LONG WAY DOWN.

>Retards will be buying this "dip"
>My literal face when

[Anonymous No.51412759]

>>51412732
>NEGATIVE INTEREST RATES
Anon, we mustn't speak of the verboten voodoo.

[Anonymous No.51412762]

>>51412707
idk, I sold my CGC for a loss recently just got heemed wasn't tok pleased especially with the student loan thing going though I figured the market would expect legalization this midterm but the fact weed hasn't budged tells me they aren't gonna do shit
weed is bad right now I'd probably go in at pennies

[Anonymous No.51412763]

whats going to happen in the fed meet at the 20th? Powell will lower interest rates, right?

[Anonymous No.51412764]

>>51412740
Oh I’m sorry. I forgot you dipshits buy high and sell low and not vice versa. P.s. no one is 90% down on cannabis.
>SHMITAH ends this month

[Anonymous No.51412782]

>>51412764
Do you even smoke weed, man?

[Anonymous No.51412788]

>>51412732
>trust me, bro

[Anonymous No.51412790]

>>51412557
Don't care not listening to you not selling only buying and you can't stop me.

[Anonymous No.51412799]

>>51412596
>China invading Taiwan
What do we buy now for cheap or short the shit out of if we thought this was going to happen and wanted to profit?

[Anonymous No.51412800]

Boy, it looks like a good day to buy a smidge of anything besides INTC.

[Anonymous No.51412801]

>>51412429
i dont use the same computer to invest as shitpost but im up 270% and im actually disappointed in that, shouldve gone into SPY and been up 500% instead

[Anonymous No.51412813]

>>51411747

Rather than some arbitrary debt number it's more useful to look at structural deficits. Considering the extent to which austerity can reduce spending in the major categories (entitlement, military) is basically zero, and in fact it will be a struggle not to increase them in line with GDP.

Persistently large structural deficits have to be monetized, which is inflationary as shit, and there's no reason to think it's going away. So yes, the fiscal situation is bad and is a persistent structural cause of inflation (as though deglobalization and esg weren't bad enough). Japan has gone 1st with YCC, but we are not as far behind as you might think.

[Anonymous No.51412815]

>>51412676
If you can't get a job in this market, there is absolutely no redeeming you.

You'll make more off your gibs from the government then an African or Bangladeshe will make in 18 years of 50 hour work weeks.

There's no redeeming you.

[Anonymous No.51412817]

>>51411826
Got talked into it last week. Glad I did!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51412825]

>>51412799
you wait for the chinks to invade, and buy the dip on TSM since they'll still have their factory in Arizona in a few years and everybody will think they're completely fucked and going to go bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.51412826]

NEXT
>>51412814
>>51412814
>>51412814
>>51412814

[Anonymous No.51412839]

>>51412815
>>51412676
Right?
>he can't get a job
>i'm about to get a 2nd wfh 6 figure /comfy/ gig
sort yourself out anon.

[Anonymous No.51412844]

The dumps will be over soon right? Tomorrow will be green?

[Anonymous No.51412847]

>>51412729

[Anonymous No.51412854]

>>51412695
ive had many jobs, but there is no real progression and no way of escape from the grind and it leads to nothing. im also educated, studied various things, mechatronics, chemistry, programming etc.

>>51412699
yeah maybe i am stupid but intelligence doesnt get you anywhere in business, socializing does, being likable. connections

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51412855]

>>51412826
retard we have a thread

[Anonymous No.51412856]

>>51412640
brah.................

[Anonymous No.51412863]

>>51412800
>Check intc PE today
>Uncontrollable laughter

Nice safe stock only down 5% in a day

[Anonymous No.51412869]

>>51412855
you will post in my thread and you will be happy

[Anonymous No.51412904]

>>51412640
I'm not looking today, it's gonna be down like $20k and I don't need to see that kind of gore.

[Anonymous No.51412907]

>>51412854
R u me? I'm currently finishing mechatronics, but I kinda really just want to kill myself via the bottle instead of actually re-entering the workforce at 30

[Anonymous No.51412920]

>>51412904
not only should you look, you should screenshot and post it

[Anonymous No.51412952]

>everything red
>$NERV up 2.33%

[Anonymous No.51413004]

>retards thread split on a red day
this kills the smg

[Anonymous No.51413417]

>>51412732
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4519430-everything-hitting-the-global-eurodollar-wall
Like every post here, greatly exxagerated. The curve is predicting that the fed will pivot next spring and inflation will be under control after that. Long term rates around 3.25 which is much higher than they would be if Taiwan invasion occurred. A 3.25 rate would be consistent with a real recession though.