/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51408355]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQiHzcdUPAU

Waiting for cpi edition

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>51404624

[Anonymous No.51408375]

Reposting:
My wife started a YouTube channel yesterday. It’s a relaxing music channel coupled with images of nice scenery with the intent to become monetized. She bought a few thousands songs and pictures for $40 and uploaded a video. She paid $1 to have youtube suggest it to a targeted audience. This project is in its infancy and I will update when she is further along. Wish her luck

I decided to give it a shot and am started a /diy/ YouTube centered around PVC because I have lots of experience with it. Let’s check back in a month

[Anonymous No.51408376]

oh no oh no no AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.51408379]

SELL SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.51408382]

the rate hikes quite literally aren't working

[Anonymous No.51408386]

Do you need some pills anons?

[Anonymous No.51408392]

Thanks for playing mumus, see you on the next low volume pump.

[Anonymous No.51408399]

BUY BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.51408404]

>>51408382
And we gonna hike until they do!

[Anonymous No.51408413]

WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.51408417]

is today a good day to short? :D

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.51408418]

harby of the meltdown told you it was coming

[Anonymous No.51408419]

I knew I should've sold at close

[Anonymous No.51408424]

Actually a bit surprised about the inflation numbers. Gas has definitely gone down. Prices of groceries and other things I buy have leveled off. Even the used car market, which I follow closely, has seen some pretty nice price drops. Plus all the houses listed for sale in my area have had price cuts recently.

[Anonymous No.51408432]

[Anonymous No.51408433]

>>51408382
Well the government keeps printing out money and gibs. Rate hikes are like pushing against the foaming retarded democratic ocean

[Anonymous No.51408434]

>0.1% increase
>Big dump
First for market is fake and gay

[Anonymous No.51408444]

HAHAHAHAHA GET RUGGED MUMUS

[Anonymous No.51408448]

The 10 year yield is going to break the economy

[Anonymous No.51408450]

>Mumubros I'm gonna make i-ACK

[Anonymous No.51408460]

100 BPS
100 BPS
100 BPS

>>51408434
Fed is watching core, you should be too

[Anonymous No.51408461]

Cleveland Fed nailed it. Worst miss was core MoM CPI off by 12bp (vs market whiff of 30bp).

[Anonymous No.51408462]

>>51408434
Honestly wouldn't be surprised if the indices close green today. Bobo is getting incredibly cocky and the CPI numbers weren't anything surprising.

[Anonymous No.51408467]

MUMU FUCKING SHITS... I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT OF MY WAY

[Anonymous No.51408469]

>>51408424
The only thing that will really brings inflation down is job cuttings. FED knows that. Volcker showed it. As long as job market is doing tremendously well there won't be a pivot.

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.51408473]

>>51408462
youre retarded and have no idea of the current state of financial markets
its almost 9am, return to your cagie

[Anonymous No.51408480]

>>51408444
TRIPS OF BOGGING
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetraphobia

[Anonymous No.51408481]

>>51408424
>Actually a bit surprised about the inflation numbers. Gas has....
That's because you're a fucking idiot anon who actually listens to lying media and elites

You can't hide from printing trillions of fucking dollars no matter what nonsense legislation you pass or a shitty 2% rate hike

If interest rates are below real inflation, you're FUCKED no matter how many kikes on CNN claim otherwise

[Anonymous No.51408483]

>>51408462
Core is up bigly and that's what the fed watches

[Anonymous No.51408485]

>>51408462
Don't act like you fucking idiots weren't expecting it to be sub 8.0%. The general consensus was that it'd be lower than the expected 8.1%.

[Anonymous No.51408486]

>>51408424
Gas has gone down like 20 or 30 cents on the gallon. It’s still nearly twice as expensive as it was a year ago
Prices of groceries have leveled off, do you mean they have just stopped going up? Because meat is still nearly twice as expensive as it was a year ago

[Anonymous No.51408487]

I just switched sides fellow bobos, get fucked mumu

[Anonymous No.51408488]

>>51408467
thats offensive

[Anonymous No.51408493]

B
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[HARBINGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.51408496]

>>51408469
jobs are already starting to get cut, there is no soft landing there is no fed not forcing a recession
this happens every.time

[Anonymous No.51408497]

I JUST WOKE UP TO THIS

[Anonymous No.51408499]

CPI really wasn't THAT bad.

[Anonymous No.51408500]

Pulling everything out of this faggot market, buying a gun and just robbing people for a living. Don't worry, the gun won't be loaded. Ammunition is very expensive and I don't want to kill anyone, I just want to scare them and make them give all their money away like the fucking fed does to me every day.

[Anonymous No.51408502]

>it's not even bouncing back from the flash sale

[Anonymous No.51408506]

>>51408355
Um... yeah, I'm thinking were back!

[Anonymous No.51408510]

>>51408434
>muh 0.1%
That's 0.1% beyond an estimate that was already sky high, of a metric the fed has been fighting extremely hard to lower. God bullfags are fucking retarded. How long are you going to hold onto this long bias before you just click the fucking short button instead? Which is easier?

[Anonymous No.51408515]

WE CALL THIS A CAPITULATION
CANCEL ALL ORDERS

[Anonymous No.51408516]

>>51408375
Fuck you and your cunt wife.

[Anonymous No.51408518]

As an accelerationist, the only way to destroy this clown world is to start with financial systems.

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.51408528]

>>51408500
very foolish because most people arent gonna be lacking

[Anonymous No.51408533]

mumus are so fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.51408536]

>>51408462
We're making new lows more rate hikes need to be priced in. The chances of closing green are near zero.

[Anonymous No.51408539]

>>51408499
>core

[Anonymous No.51408546]

>>51408499
>CPI really wasn't THAT bad

[Anonymous No.51408548]

>>51408496
Of course good companys slow down when they see the writing on the wall. FED is just killing the zombies and waiting for the rest to get the message.

[Anonymous No.51408551]

i fucking knew it. the dream was a "warning" to make a play.

i had 1000 bux to buy 3x bear nasdaq but didnt. it went from 36 to 39 in 4 minutes.

such cases. also my dream had 2 red dildos so tomorrow will be bad too if they were daily candles.

[Anonymous No.51408555]

>>51408499
A mild miss was priced in, that's why it's reacting worse than expected

[Anonymous No.51408559]

>>51408462
>Weren't anything surprising
>After the market rallied gor days
Really nigga? How dumb can you be?

[Anonymous No.51408560]

Kek baggies

[Anonymous No.51408561]

I seriously can't wait to see what the rail strike does to CPI.

[Anonymous No.51408563]

… One, nothing wrong with me
Two, nothing wrong with me
Three, nothing wrong with me
Four, nothing wrong with me

[Anonymous No.51408566]

>>51408382
Yea, no shit. They're inevitably going to pivot because they can't actually fight inflation with paltry .5% hikes.

[Anonymous No.51408575]

>>51408497
>I JUST WOKE UP TO THIS

[Anonymous No.51408578]

>>51408288
Chances of 100bps have doubled since this post.
Also fed speakers are in the quiet period so no comments on the cpi report from them.

[Anonymous No.51408581]

>>51408515
WE TOLD YOU PEOPLE NOT TO GET INVOLVED WITH THIS KIND OF THING

[Anonymous No.51408583]

>>51408499
It was and then some. It shows the FED will not pivot anytime soon

[Anonymous No.51408589]

>>51408382
It means they're not high enough.

[Anonymous No.51408591]

>bought 10 spy 400 puts yesterday
feels good man

[Anonymous No.51408599]

BUDDY!! BUDDY CHECK THE NASDAQ COMPUTER!!!!

[Anonymous No.51408600]

Actually the more agressive the fed deals with inflation the better it is for AQB. Aquabounty can sit this out easily. For years if they have to. Not buying the stock now is the worst decision you could ever make!

[Anonymous No.51408602]

fuck kikes

[Anonymous No.51408606]

Uhhh SOXL sissies, I don't feel so well....

[Anonymous No.51408622]

Futures looking to open at -2.5%, how much lower could it go by end of day? The SPY never goes down more than like 3.5% in a day

[Anonymous No.51408625]

Advice for bulls.

[Anonymous No.51408627]

>>51408510
You don't get it, everyone has to stay in their lane. If mumu suddenly goes short, the bottom is in. If bobo suddenly decides to go long, the top is in. Not changing my position now, it would fuck up the natural order of the stock market.

[Anonymous No.51408629]

I shorted SOXL with $2500, lost a shit load
doubled down to 5k, lost even more

doubled down one last time to 10k, and now it's fucking printing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU

>SAVED MY FUCKING LIFE

[Anonymous No.51408631]

>>51408578
It really is ogre this time

[Anonymous No.51408635]

>>51408600
>Aquabounty can sit this out easily
This is gonna be good. Explain yourself

[Anonymous No.51408644]

>>51408515
Capitulation is the last stage
They are barely starting to get FOMO

[Anonymous No.51408647]

Dumbfucks really believed it was over

[Anonymous No.51408660]

>>51408622
https://www.cmegroup.com/education/articles-and-reports/understanding-price-limits-and-circuit-breakers.html

>CME Group U.S. Equity futures have 7% price limits overnight and remain open for trading at that limit. If markets reach 7% up or down during the overnight session, they remain open but can only trade up to those price limits. Further, Dynamic Circuit Breakers will be in effect with a width of 3.5%. If a contract market moves beyond +/- 3.5% within an hour during the overnight session, trading will be paused for two minutes.

>Daytime trading employs market-wide circuit breakers, a kind of price limit that halts trading for a period of time to help the market reset. CME Group U.S. Equity futures markets are coordinated with stock circuit breakers at market 7%, 13%, and 20%. The 7% and 13% circuit breakers are each followed by 15-minute trading halts; if the 20% level is reached, the market closes for the trading day.

[Anonymous No.51408665]

>>51408600
the funny part about AQB is I actually made money on it. one of the few memes here i didnt lose money bag holding.

[Anonymous No.51408671]

>>51408629
The market hasn't even opened yet too. Well we'll muumuu scum, looks like Bobo gets to cum today

[Anonymous No.51408673]

>>51408516
Deal with it

[Anonymous No.51408674]

>>51408635
well they just do what they did the last 25 years

[Anonymous No.51408682]

wish jerome would man the fuck up and tell the democrats to stop spending instead of "its not in muh lane"

[Anonymous No.51408681]

Did we split threads again?

[Anonymous No.51408691]

>>51408518
gay loser. If the market melted down tomorrow and it was fallout 4 apocalypse, we'd be back to the an equally sprawling and complicated financial system within 5 yearsmx4rs.

[Anonymous No.51408692]

this soxl crash is going to make me bust a nut

[Anonymous No.51408698]

LoAn FoRgIvEnEsS

[Anonymous No.51408701]

>>51408622
Yes

[Anonymous No.51408709]

SHORT PHARMA
>SHORT PHARMA
CANCER IS DEAD
>CANCER IS DEAD
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[Anonymous No.51408721]

damn, color me surprised. I thought the lack of a Biden press release statement telling people to not chimp out at the CPI pre-release would mean it would be fine, but evidently it was not.

[Anonymous No.51408723]

This really is pointless if you're not in the super secret pre-market club huh

[Anonymous No.51408734]

Bobobros, what's the prognosis for this beautiful week of quad witching?

[Anonymous No.51408735]

>>51408709
cancer was never real to begin with. it was artificial, manufactured and used for decades to keep people dependent on big farma and constantly in fear

[Anonymous No.51408738]

>>51408709
powerful. deep

[Anonymous No.51408743]

>>51408709
Bitch should be working on an Alzheimer's treatment lol

[Anonymous No.51408757]

It's too fucking funny to think there were actual retards in here mocking bears last night.

[Anonymous No.51408756]

>>51408709
they're gonna make an mrna "vaccine" for cancer, and then redefine "cancer" so they can claim they cured it, aren't they?

[Anonymous No.51408759]

>>51408723
Trade futures then, don't be a timecucked ETFcuck.

[Anonymous No.51408767]

>>51408723
Just get a decent broker, its not that hard

[Anonymous No.51408779]

BUDDY LOOK AT ETHERIUM CENTRALIZED SHITCOIN

[Anonymous No.51408781]

kek, baggies.

[Anonymous No.51408784]

>manipulate inflation statistics using every trick in the book
>still worse than expected
Yep I'm thinking the fake and gay market is going to awaken to reality.

[Anonymous No.51408793]

>>51408673
Deal with what? His cunt?

[Anonymous No.51408797]

>shemitah

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.51408804]

>>51408735
its actually true. think about it. no one has cancer UNTIL they go to the hospital and they say they do.
and then usually they die not much later
its actually organized killing to keep populations from getting out of control
no one just dies from cancer randomly

[Anonymous No.51408806]

>>51408709
>>51408709
Ken I actually kind of admire the current admins "literally just make up shit" approach to politics. I wouldn't be surprised if their response to the CPI news was "we're going to turn the clouds into cotton candy! We can make it happen!"

[Anonymous No.51408814]

>>51408709
I can't stand this attempt at optimism and sincerity from media in general. Top Gun: Maverick is a good example. Full of shit, grasping for something not there

[Anonymous No.51408824]

>>51408375
>I will update
no thanks

YouTubing is so overcrowded now that it's back to putting videos on other websites to get any views.

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.51408826]

>>51408804
also no one in human history has died from undiagnosed cancer

[Anonymous No.51408829]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51408830]

its over

[Anonymous No.51408839]

Does this mean first time home buyers will have an cheaper time affording a home?

[Anonymous No.51408847]

>>51408781

[Anonymous No.51408854]

>>51408826
Nobody has died of anything undiagnosed. What a braindead fucking take you schizo nigger.

[Anonymous No.51408859]

>>51408839
No

[Anonymous No.51408862]

Explain to me why commodities are also dropping

[Anonymous No.51408865]

I need a exit plan
holding 29 spy 400 puts exp 9/28
and 14 uvyx calls 9/30
when should I sell?

[Anonymous No.51408868]

>>51408839
Sure aside from those 10% interest rates on the loan

[Anonymous No.51408877]

Hello
Im new to investing so please no bully

Are prices low now or will the crash even further?
Could I just throw money at the S&P, Amazon, etc and see big gains over the next few years?
What do you guys think

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.51408879]

>>51408854
revealed in an autopsy is not the same as a living diagnosis dont be a fool you arent qualified to even speak to me

[Anonymous No.51408887]

>>51408862
No condom rape hikes implies less future demand for latex.

[Anonymous No.51408888]

>>51408862
Stronger dollar

[Anonymous No.51408891]

>>51408469
>The only thing that will really brings inflation down is job cuttings.
Only reduction of the money supply will reduce inflation. In other words, liquidating or paying down debt. This can be achieved by the following:
- Reducing the creation of new debt (public of private)
- Paying off debt (public or private)
- Bankruptcy or default (public or private)

Job losses will only reduce inflation if they cause people to default on their loans and mortgages.

[Anonymous No.51408898]

Reminder that this time could be different guys! This is just natural pull back and profit taking! Bull run will continue soon!

[Anonymous No.51408903]

The rape hikes will stop when morale improves anon

[Anonymous No.51408910]

>>51408862
Recession which makes prices lower. The fake and gay rally of the last week since Labor Day was setting retail up to get their assholes blown out. The economic situation was never changed and it was still copium that we were peak inflation and the fed wouldn’t ave to act was the lie they were spreading

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.51408911]

so whos gambling at open

[Anonymous No.51408912]

>>51408865
Generally the monday that follows opex can be a good opportunity for that, but of course it depends. So next monday. Unless you believe we're copying 2008 which we kind of are in which case just hold on to them.

[Anonymous No.51408913]

>>51408891
Oh yeah, and quantitative tightening (QT).

[Anonymous No.51408930]

Fake and gay dump

[Anonymous No.51408931]

avct

[Anonymous No.51408934]

>>51408898
>reminder that this time is exactly the same as last times!
what if I told you every market situation is unique and nobody really knows what will happen?

[Anonymous No.51408937]

rApE HiKeS

[Anonymous No.51408945]

This is just a fake-out to get the bears excited. Look for the market to be green by end-of-day.

[Anonymous No.51408946]

FNGU :(

[Anonymous No.51408947]

>>51408911
i'm in spy 395p for friday, wanna scalp calls? or we rolling on down?

[Anonymous No.51408949]

>>51408879
You change your name to whatever the current trend is after it's established and act like you know what's happening with the markets. It is you who isn't qualified to speak with me!

[Anonymous No.51408958]

>>51408862
>The dollar is getting stronger.

You may wonder, how? There is record inflation

You see the reason is, everything is dropping.

There is no safe haven, as "wealth" is fundamentally a share of society's production capacity.

Basically, the dollar is going up, things are just literally more expensive. Inflation is due to geopolitical headwinds (energy crisis) and supply chain inefficiencies

>and that's my TED talk

[Anonymous No.51408961]

>>51408937
When gas prices change?

[Anonymous No.51408966]

>>51408462
>but gas is going down!
>so inflation is for sure going down too!

Bull fucking shit. Just wait until Natural Gas and Oil skyrocket over the winter when Russia collapses and devolves into a Civil War. The Fed needs to destroy these garbage overvalued tech companies living off free money, it’s the only way out of this mess

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.51408969]

>>51408934
today is the first circuit breaker day of the post covid era
>>51408949
i just come to biz when a big move happens to troll
and gather data

[Anonymous No.51408970]

>>51408934
Literally every single piece of news and event is all poised to make for another major market crash. I'd be surprised if we dont crash as hard as 2008 honestly.

[Anonymous No.51408978]

>>51408934
>nobody really knows what will happen
>my portfolio is up 40% ytd because I went short in February
>nobody knows what will happen

[Anonymous No.51408984]

>>51408958
>there is no safe haven
Oil would like to have a word with you

[Anonymous No.51408993]

>>51408934
>nobody really knows what will happen?
Correction (You) don't know.

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.51408994]

>>51408970
let me ask you something
if sentiment is overwhelmingly bearish
for months
for this entire year
do you think everyone actually has it right?

[Anonymous No.51409007]

>18% of a 100bps hike

[Anonymous No.51409010]

AEVA

[Anonymous No.51409014]

>>51408994
don't fight the trend

[Anonymous No.51409015]

It's over for this year right ? I will get ugly until January.. ?

[Anonymous No.51409020]

And just like that, ppi is down tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.51409021]

>>51408930
Real and very straight dump, it's only the beginning Mumu. No brakes until at least January.

[Anonymous No.51409023]

>>51408970
If the fed loses their grip on this thing and we do crash, it will be the worst depression in market history. It won't be depressed people in bread lines, it will be full blown chaos and martial law.

[Anonymous No.51409025]

>>51408984
me on the left

[Anonymous No.51409029]

bobo is getting very cocky again...
.... I remember...

[Anonymous No.51409038]

>>51409015

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.51409042]

>>51409014
sure
but in a year from now in all similar cases of the market being down this much the result has been a much greener year to come
so which trend arent we fighting again?

[Anonymous No.51409043]

>BOBOS ON PARADE!

[Anonymous No.51409053]

stocks are cheap again, so we buying bros?

[Anonymous No.51409054]

>>51409029
Check core cpi without food/energy

[Anonymous No.51409056]

>>51408984
i wish i had a girl this interested in me to want to get physically close like this

[Anonymous No.51409068]

>>51408462
>Honestly wouldn't be surprised if the indices close green today. Bobo is getting incredibly cocky and the CPI numbers weren't anything surprising.

lol shut the fuck up you fucking faggot
>bears are getting cocky
you faggot bulls are buying the shittiest stocks every fucking pump and you get what you fucking deserve. as if your "feelings" matter

[Anonymous No.51409069]

At least I tried
>> 51343779

[Anonymous No.51409072]

>>51409056
date yourself

[Anonymous No.51409074]

Time the top damn near perfectly again. Told you niggas to buy puts at 410.. been spamming my puts since Friday

[Anonymous No.51409086]

>>51408589
VOLCKERED.com

[Anonymous No.51409091]

>>51409074
hmm classic goku pattern.

[Anonymous No.51409095]

>>51409054
Yeah you said that last time and then Joe Biden gave his big 0% inflation speech...

[Anonymous No.51409096]

>>51408994
>>51409014

The golden rule.

>DON'T FIGHT THE FED

They can literally create the biggest bull run of all time, while the entire world is locked down

You think any amount of stupid money entering the market could stop the fed from saving the dollar?

[Anonymous No.51409105]

>>51409053
Compared to a year ago? Yes. Compared to one month from now? hahaha.

[Anonymous No.51409106]

fiery but mostly peaceful selling

[Anonymous No.51409107]

give me the bubbliest stock you got. i wanna short it

[Anonymous No.51409112]

You niggers told me everything was priced in

[Anonymous No.51409115]

>>51409054
Check the futures.

[Anonymous No.51409124]

>>51408978
you ever consider that your success was partially due to luck, or are you convinced you can reliably predict the future? congrats anyway.

I'm mainly just mad at all the fucking stupid "look guys, if you line up today to 2008/2002, it's the same!!! therefore it'll happen again!" when that isn't how this works.

>>51408993
ok, tell me where SPY will trade by end of year then.

[Anonymous No.51409127]

>>51408877
I wouldn't buy anything until next year, I think we're in for another 2001/2008 bubble burst. Check the monthly chart of SPY during those years, it took almost 2 years to bottom out

[Anonymous No.51409133]

>>51409068
Proving my point, the likelihood of us closing green increase a little more.

[Anonymous No.51409137]

>>51409096
what are they saying today?

[Anonymous No.51409139]

>>51408735
Its naturally occurring in goyim who are fed a grain based diet

[Anonymous No.51409141]

Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding
>Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding
Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding
>Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding
And here we go.

[Anonymous No.51409143]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.51409144]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

[Anonymous No.51409145]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.51409147]

>>51409096
sure dont fight the fed
but people thinking the markets going to crash something stupid like 50% are probably wrong

[Anonymous No.51409153]

>>51408462
>the people who tend to be right most often are gonna be wrong because they're too cocky that they were just proven right again
yes, that's how it works, you're gonna start being right because surely you're due to stop being wrong any second now

[Anonymous No.51409158]

>>51409112
Commons Hebrew misconception

[Anonymous No.51409159]

WHAT THE WAS FUCK THAT

[Anonymous No.51409161]

Well at least this makes Democrats look bad for midterms

[Anonymous No.51409166]

Fucking lol

[Anonymous No.51409175]

i fucking missed my play


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.51409185]

>>51409166
Good enough to screenshot...

[Anonymous No.51409187]

We all knew. You should have known

[Anonymous No.51409189]

>>51409141
You’re laughing? The DJIA is down over five hundred points and you’re laughing?

[Anonymous No.51409190]

>>51409112
Priced in is a meme anon, though some people may have been convinced it was actually true

[Anonymous No.51409193]

>>51409166
base-
>uses RH
>17% battery unplugged
>phone posting
cringe

[Anonymous No.51409221]

>>51409153
So I've heard

[Anonymous No.51409223]

>>51409189
You get what you vote for. people wanted clown world. they got it.

[Anonymous No.51409228]

>>51409112
A miss was priced in because of Yellen's earlier comments. The market was mislead (and that's a good thing).

[Anonymous No.51409236]

>Oil cushioning my losses
Whew lads

[Anonymous No.51409237]

ok mr. market, do your thing and die now.

[Anonymous No.51409244]

>oil volume

wtf why so low

[Anonymous No.51409249]

>>51408994
Who the fuck was bearish? People try to find any excuse in the most stupid of narratives to buy buy buy. People are still fomoing because muh fed pivot. Fed will pivot when everyone thinks they wont.

[Anonymous No.51409250]

>the slurpers aren't slurping
uh oh

[Anonymous No.51409251]

Wew that drop at opening for PRTY had me scared. It's recovering quick though, i think it's gonna be okay

[Anonymous No.51409260]

[Anonymous No.51409267]

SOXS
O
X
S

[Anonymous No.51409268]

you should buy the dip mumu

[Anonymous No.51409269]

GUYS THE NINTENDO DIRECT COULD SAVE THE MARKET

[Anonymous No.51409274]

>>51409074
The GOKU!?!??!

[Anonymous No.51409275]

>>51408994
>if sentiment is overwhelmingly bearish
not with Mumus, who despite getting btfo and dare I say heemed all year long still appear to be a majority.

[Anonymous No.51409278]

Fucking lol. They are up to 0.90 now

[Anonymous No.51409279]

>>51409251
$2.25 to $2.50 in seconds, zoo wee mama

[Anonymous No.51409287]

>>51409175
okay i got in. lets see how it goes.

[Anonymous No.51409291]

>>51409153
>>51409221
This is true. Me today

>>51408629

Warren Buffett once said

Risk it all in one trade. Go big, or go home!

[Anonymous No.51409302]

There's no bounce back, no dead cat bounce, just no bounce, the market's out of steam. The time for fear comes now.

[Anonymous No.51409306]

Jim Cramer just said, with a straight face on CNBC, "I think most of our lows are in."

Bullish for Bear Stearns

[Anonymous No.51409317]

We got 6k to shave off the Dow before Jan. Mumus will be the ones hibernating for winter.

[Anonymous No.51409319]

>>51409193
17% is supposed to be bad unplugged? I can go another day on 17%

[Anonymous No.51409322]

Lol. Lmao even.

[Anonymous No.51409329]

>>51409302
Wrong, they will keep it hanging by a thread until after midterms. After that the are absolutely no breaks in this free falling elevator, and it won't matter either.

[Anonymous No.51409332]

>PRICED IN

[Anonymous No.51409334]

>The inflation and supply chain picture ‘looks pretty good’: Strategist
>18 hours ago

[Anonymous No.51409339]

AND WHEN THERE’S NO WHERE ELSE TO RUN
IS THERE ROOM FOR ONE MORE DUMP?

[Anonymous No.51409344]

DESTROY US ALL!

[Anonymous No.51409348]

>>51409322
>tfw didn't panic sell friday or yesterday

[Anonymous No.51409349]

>down 1200 in 7 minutes
Excuse me gentlemen what's going on?

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.51409357]

>>51409249
retail sentiment is the most bearish its basically ever been lol learn how to find the data

[Anonymous No.51409359]

>>51409329
It's brakes, and I think you're underestimating the power of politics in the current situation. The White House will not save the stock market and the Fed wants to make it go down. It's over.

[Anonymous No.51409360]

Digits and circuit breakers

[Anonymous No.51409362]

>s. Marty pants

[Anonymous No.51409364]

[Anonymous No.51409367]

>>51408500
why not just join the winning side

[Anonymous No.51409369]

[Anonymous No.51409370]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHyPdIraAXM

[Anonymous No.51409373]

CAVALRY IS COMING!!! STAY THE COURSE!!! DO NOT PANIC SELL!!!
t. Cramer

[Anonymous No.51409377]

>>51409349
Good morning gentlemen sir
It is no problem do not redeem

[Anonymous No.51409378]

>>51409348
SOXS is a better bet. More downward pressure, doesn't bounce as hard and crashes harder.

[Anonymous No.51409393]

>inb4 green close jewery

[Anonymous No.51409395]

>>51409367
because it was the losing side for weeks
this shit is just a coin toss and you know it

[Anonymous No.51409399]

>>51409357
O fuck your 'data'. Dont you gaslight me. Nobody is shitting themselves, everyone still has FOMO. There is no panic, nothing.

[Anonymous No.51409402]

>>51409359
>the white house will not save the stock market
It's literally the only thing they have left. They have mismanaged every single detail of every single detail since they took office. If they manage to fuck this up they'll lose bigly in the midterms.

[Anonymous No.51409405]

PRTY is recovering. nice

[Anonymous No.51409411]

and just like that we bottomed

[Anonymous No.51409424]

HOW HEAVY THIS BAG
BURDEN CARRIED FROM BIRTH
WROUGHT IN SYTGIAN VISIONS
BY THE JEWS OF THE EARTH

[Anonymous No.51409428]

[Anonymous No.51409429]

>>51409250
>get in the fucking pot

[Anonymous No.51409430]

>>51409377
Have you tried unplugging your DJIA and plugging it back in sirs?

[Anonymous No.51409433]

>>51409395
>coin toss
Someone doesn’t know how to macro

[Anonymous No.51409434]

>>51409411
Bobo leaked a little pre-cum but that's as close as he'll get.

[Anonymous No.51409436]

>>51409357
I agree that overall sentiment is bearish, but what people are saying vs what people are doing is a different thing.

There's still really high inflow, which means people (or institutions) are still buying.

[Anonymous No.51409442]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51409443]

>>51409402
Dem voters (aka young unemployed/wageslaving people of questionable race) view the stock market as parasitic to the real economy.
>they failed everywhere so they won't fail here
once again foolproof logic

[Anonymous No.51409448]

>>51409411
When the SP500 cracks 4k, all hell will break loose

That would destroy the bull case and confirm a new bottom

[Anonymous No.51409447]

That's all the action we will see until after hours. Then it's another algo cointoss. Rinse and repeat.

[Anonymous No.51409449]

Time for the rally

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.51409451]

>>51409436
retail doesnt have enough money to matter but just because they are in fear doesnt mean they are in panic
thats two different things which this guy doesnt get >>51409402

if you want panic wait for the first circuit breaker day, which is today btw

[Anonymous No.51409456]

>>51408355
My $80 COIN stop loss just triggered at $75

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Still up $10 per share, so whatever I guess.

[Anonymous No.51409460]

>you can't momentum trade options your are going to blow up your account

I haven't bought a share in 3 months

[Anonymous No.51409463]

>>51409447
Its not a coin toss ya dipshit.

[Anonymous No.51409468]

Literally doesn't matter till we are sub 30k again.

[Anonymous No.51409469]

Gee willikers, what happened this morning with the inflatable balloons?

[Anonymous No.51409475]

>>51409443
Literally all they have to do is turn the printer on for 2 more months. It's not exactly hard or unexpected.
>>51409451
We've already bottomed.

[Anonymous No.51409476]

>>51409402
Feds literally told you to your face they want the stock market to tank

[Anonymous No.51409481]

>>51409056
[tickertape stops]

[Anonymous No.51409484]

>>51408355
Wow, what the fuck happened here? Everything was green in the premarket.

[Anonymous No.51409491]

>there are still people getting angry at cartoon animals pictures in this general
you are better than this /smg/

[Anonymous No.51409492]

>>51409476
Correct, after midterms.

[Anonymous No.51409493]

16 more basis points, and the 3 month inverts the 10 year

[Anonymous No.51409503]

>>51409491
It's kinda bizarre when you think about it how it's probably people in their 30's-40's posting them

[Anonymous No.51409506]

>>51409475
>fighting the fed and buying the dip

based

[Anonymous No.51409505]

>>51409133
>Proving my point, the likelihood of us closing green increase a little more.
yep your chances are looking good. get it through your fucking head: RECESSION

[Anonymous No.51409507]

>>51409475
They're not doing that and they don't want to do that. You're coping, stop coping, accept that QT is reality.

[Anonymous No.51409510]

We got too cocky bullbros....

[Anonymous No.51409512]

Can they run it back to close flat today? Will the scamming continue? You guys selling your clothes to slurp?

[Anonymous No.51409514]

good morning I hate democrats

[Anonymous No.51409515]

and as we look at this chart we can clearly see AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51409519]

>>51409463
Yeah the greens up until today were completely logical lmfao

[Anonymous No.51409520]

>>51409484
CPI miss... are you living under a rock?

[Anonymous No.51409524]

redpill me on what broker to use

[Anonymous No.51409529]

>>51409524

IBKR
they have ugly charts but they have the best order execution

[Anonymous No.51409530]

>>51409520
Where do I get this data? What website do you guys use to monitor it?

[Anonymous No.51409535]

do not bake another thread after this one
make sure to migrate to the other one to prevent another split

[Anonymous No.51409537]

>>51409514
ZERO INFLATION

[Anonymous No.51409541]

baking

[Anonymous No.51409544]

>>51409530
CNBC
Bloomberg
google
twitter
4channel.org/biz/

[Anonymous No.51409549]

Jesus can we just do large rate hikes until its over? I've been catching the falling knife for the last year and I'm starting to become demoralized.

[Anonymous No.51409553]

I am the unluckiest motherfucker on the planet. i fail at everything.

I'm going to use my life savings and short everything

you are welcome.

[Anonymous No.51409554]

>>51409514
We all do anon, we all do...

[Anonymous No.51409555]

>tfw nothing is even close to your limit orders so while everything is down it's still not enough to do anything worthwhile
>tfw no face just an alien mouth masturbator

[Anonymous No.51409563]

>>51409519
Yes classic bounce to SP4100 resistance point, after bouncing off 3900 support.

You noticed the last two big bounces? They stop at exactly 4300, 4200, then 4100.

>Definitely completely random

I can't believe they allow retards to play the stock market that should be considered abuse

[Anonymous No.51409565]

My silver rocks are only down .3%, auspicious tidings

[Anonymous No.51409566]

im going to the store now anons. kill the market for me

[Anonymous No.51409567]

>>51409460
what are you using to track? imi?

[RECYCLE No.51409568]

>>51408366
>>51408366
>>51408366
>>51408366

[Anonymous No.51409572]

aeva bros we recoovering

[Anonymous No.51409573]

>>51408355
We'll end the day at -1.5 percent

[Anonymous No.51409578]

>>51409553
slurped

[Anonymous No.51409579]

>>51409553
Thank you for your sacrifice

[Anonymous No.51409592]

>>51409519
Which means you should have hedged appropriately. If you were a smarty pants you would have seen the writing on the wall and had you understand macroeconomics. You might be making money today.
>everything I don’t understand is a 50/50 scenario

[Anonymous No.51409602]

>>51409514
And we all are paying for that celebration. Nero dancing as Rome burns. Accelerate the collapse of Clown World and restart.

[Anonymous No.51409620]

>>51409166
1448 based

[Anonymous No.51409644]

>>51409563
Imagine calling someone retarded when you spend your time trying to find patterns in a manipulated market. Good luck with your gambling addiction sir.

[Anonymous No.51409646]

>>51409549
>9 months of fag market
>only now becoming demoralized
Damn, you'd be a good military leader. Gib Russia a call ;)

[Anonymous No.51409647]

>>51409443
I’m employed, love the stock market, and vote Dem

[Anonymous No.51409651]

>>51409530
It's the top headline on every financials news outlet.

[Anonymous No.51409659]

>>51409475
>on for 2 more months. It's not exactly hard or unexpected.
Actually all they have to do is go meet with oil execs and get them some money and oil production will ramp up. But thats a kiss of death for dems these days.

[Anonymous No.51409661]

>>51409555
checked but thats is a tardigrade mouth

[Anonymous No.51409662]

Why would anyone sell shares now?

[Anonymous No.51409674]

What in the CPI was so hot ffs? Couldn't be energy

[Anonymous No.51409679]

>>51409662
because the pain isn't over

[Anonymous No.51409700]

anon, I hope you're buying this dip

[Anonymous No.51409746]

>>51409674
Everything but raw energy

[Anonymous No.51409750]

>>51408629
That’s why martingale strategy is so awesome. Just keep doubling down until you win. Wagmi

[Anonymous No.51409757]

>>51409602
>christkike propaganda
based Nero personally crucifying Roman jew wannabes

[Anonymous No.51409784]

>>51409674
It went up despite everyone speculating it going down. The company I work for gave their entire employee base an additional 2% raise in addition to merit based raise and the factory wagie wage increases. That’s sticky as hell. A lot of them literally don’t do their jobs

[Anonymous No.51409786]

>>51409700
I can't until you zoomers get weeded out of the market. Baby's first crash is going to be beautiful to watch.

[Anonymous No.51409805]

>>51409757
>Meds: Not Taken
>Voices in the wall: Heard
>Jews: blamed

Time to take your medications schizo /pol/tard

[Anonymous No.51409835]

HALFWAY TO A CIRCUIT BREAKER ON THE NASDAQ

[Anonymous No.51409902]

>>51409835
A circuit breaker just flew over my house

[Anonymous No.51411650]

Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name
thy kingdom come
thy will be done
on earth as it is in heaven
please heem this baggot just one more time
as we both know the filthy jew deserves it
and deliver us from his cringe posts.
Amen.