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51405996 No.51405996 [Reply] [Original]

It’s called DoorDash, T. People pay 50 bucks for someone to leave some McDonalds on their porch so they don’t gotta talk to nobody.

>> No.51406012
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>>51405996
Imagine claiming to offer free delivery, only to inflate the price of the products to pay for that delivery. Oh and don't forget the tip

>> No.51406019

>>51406012
I literally drive my ass to the pizza place at 2am just so I don't have to pay the delivery fee and I also am not subject to pressure to tip

>> No.51406027

>>51406019
PLUS that way they don't know my address and can't come back with guns or slash my tires if I don't tip (very schizophrenic of me, I know).

>> No.51406039

is this the signal to long autists ?

>> No.51406048

>>51406019
why the hell you ordering food at 2am

>> No.51406056

I think it's meant for stoners who are too high to leave. Meant for lazy morons.

>> No.51406063

>>51406019
They prey on NPC level stupidity to not realise they somehow paid 40$ for a meal that would cost 15-20. Modern laziness and ineptitude knows no bounds

>> No.51406079

>>51406056
Even if you're a lazy stoner, you could order a pizza which (in my area at least) comes with actual free delivery.

>> No.51406097

>>51406019
What pizza place is open at 2am

>> No.51406109

>>51406097
They used to be they're not anymore. I do it at 11:20pm now and feel bad that it's 20 minutes before closing.

>> No.51406581
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What you faggots on about, I just got a notification and I SAVE money ordering takeout
>pic related

>> No.51406658

>>51406581
Imao look goyim you literally saved some sheckels!!! now order more goyslop that fucks up your bank account, your physicsl and mental health. What? you dont have anymore money?? just pay your food as an installment plan over 4 months. A pizza at dominoes is only 25$ plus tip. You deserve it!

>> No.51406676

>>51406019
i make my own food, everyday. i don't understand why anyone would eat goyslop

>> No.51406684

>>51405996
I have 240k€ in crypto right now and I do food delivery (Flink) for 8-10 hours a week (on top of my regular fulltime job). I love it. It's nice when you do something different from sitting on your ass at some desk all day and it's a nice hustle.

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>>51406684
everyone does what they are destined to anyway

>> No.51407014

>>51406676
Rich people don't like wasting time to cook.

>> No.51407035

>>51406079
I don't want junk food. I order decent meals from upscale restaurants that are listed on delivery apps. I'm not going to spend 3 hours trying to make something as tasty as that myself, or drive there to save $10 in delivery fees.

People who are living paycheck to paycheck and using these apps are fucking stupid though. It's a step below having an in-house chef. You don't get one before you can actually afford to get one

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>>51407014
>> wasting time.
I don't work fren. I like to go to the market, buy fresh things and cook it, everyday. I don't care what rich NPCs people like and don't like.

>> No.51407412

>>51406581
Enjoy your cancer faggot

>> No.51407685

>>51407014
Works if you have private chefs or a wife. If you're just ordering pizza and fast food, this is a cope.

>> No.51407707

>>51407014
Yeah but they got rich by not wasting money on overpriced slop.

>> No.51407720

>>51407211
she has the crazy eyes.

>> No.51407768

>>51407014
Imagine comparing the sugar-fat trash cooked by nigs on minimum wages you eat with rich people chefs eating only organic.

>> No.51407778

>>51407707
delayed gratification. just because you were smart enough not to spend money on things you couldnt afford when you were a poorfag does not mean you cant start enjoying a few luxuries when you can easily afford it

>> No.51407780

>>51407720

The shit I'd put up with

>> No.51407820

>>51407778
Yeah I know that that's why I said it probably doesn't apply to most randos in biz and they would benefit more by saving the money

>> No.51407868

>>51407014
Cucking people out of joy of cooking their own food is the biggest psy-op of industrialized era. Cooking food is enjoyable, it also gets your ass out of you chair

>> No.51407920

>>51407868
I have more important things to spend my time on, like discussing food delivery on a mongolian yak fetish forum

>> No.51410134

>>51406048
Cuz he's hungry at 2am

>> No.51410170

>>51407014
pretty sure RICH PEOPLE don't waste time ordering food either

>> No.51410968

What's amazing is that even with the assorted fees and jacked up prices, these food delivery businesses are still losing money. Doordash posted a $200 million dollar loss last quarter, for example. Hopefully with interest rates rising the VC money will dry up & these retarded businesses will die out.

>> No.51411031

>>51410968
Minor correction - Doordash posted a $263 million dollar loss last quarter.

https://ir.doordash.com/financials/quarterly-results/default.aspx

>> No.51411052

>>51406684
I do the same thing, Uber Eats on the side. I deliver on bike for the most part, so i also am monetizing fitness. It's fun.

>> No.51411074

>>51406974
Fatalistic drivel. YOU can do anything.

>> No.51411106

Doordash just gave me 3 70% off your order coupons that actually made it cheaper to deliver food then drive to it but I would never use this service with no discount. Like I bought McDonalds and without the coupon it would have been $30 fuck that

>> No.51411121

>>51406019
24 hour stores and open late cheap food establishments and gyms were one of my favorite parts of being Muttmerican. They took that from us with the meme flu and the money printer making these jobs not even worth doing. Fuck.

>> No.51411148

>>51411031
>263m loss

What did they mean by this?

>> No.51411193

>>51406676
Same here. Also who feels pressured to 'tip'... Just hit 'no' on the debit machine or take all your returned cash and go.

>> No.51411228

>>51411193
Meant to add: I'm not supplementing someone's salary.

>> No.51411246

>>51405996
kek

>> No.51411388

>>51407211
Reminds me of when I was a NEET. I didn’t have a car so I’d walk to the grocery store almost every day to get fresh ingredients for my meals. Good way to consume my abundant free time. For the entire 6 months my NEETdom lasted I don’t think I ordered a delivery once.

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Ordering food online is for people who want to stay poor

>> No.51411630

>>51406019
Yuo are smart

>> No.51411859

>>51406019
>driving at 2 AM
Bullshit. American police would arrest you for DUI, even if you're sober.

>> No.51411911

>>51405996
So many places offer online ordering with curbside pickup for no charge. You don't have to talk to anyone, just leave your trunk open and grunt and wave.

>> No.51412386

>>51405996
>mcdonalds
You realize that there are really good restaurants on there too right? Using that shit for fast food would be retarded.

>> No.51412978

>>51405996
Get the fuck outta here.

>> No.51413013

>>51406063
>They prey on NPC level stupidity to not realise they somehow paid 40$ for a meal that would cost 15-20.
With the amount of food I get and the coupon for downloading the app, Nah I say including gas, waiting in line for the food and then driving back home, it's literally no different than pizza delivery.

>> No.51413347

>>51411148
That their current business model is fundamentally unprofitable, and said businesses should just not exist. I mean some businesses do run at a loss for an extended time, then flip to profitable (see Amazon or Tesla), but in those cases said businesses are having to spend a ton of money to set up durable infrastructure, like warehouses & factories. Food delivery apps don't have anywhere near that kind of set up costs.

>> No.51413411

>>51412386
>Using that shit for fast food would be retarded.
I drive for some of these apps.
People will order a single fountain soda from gas stations and pay $10 delivery fees for it.

>> No.51415339

>>51406019
what pizza places are open for carryout at 2 am? you live in a college town?