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>> No.51403191

>>51403174
Not my problem.

>> No.51403214
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51403214

>>51403174
Not my problem.

>> No.51403233

>>51403174
My company isn't worth nearly as much as Goldman Sachs and we still have free coffee AND work from home/flex hours. But I guess my company isn't as jewish either.

>> No.51403242

>>51403174

How the fuck can goldman sachs not afford free coffee? Are we about to enter a depression?

>> No.51403330

>>51403242
Big companies pull this regularly. They can afford it sure, but the bill is probably over 7 figures for a years worth of coffee. Easier to say get fucked wagie, back to the cagie and the Wagies will still buy coffee from whatever is closest in the area ((where you can start to use your imagination)), also Propping up local buisness. It’s a win/win really. Once you realise the only ones who lose are wage cucks it’s real easy to understand. Wagecucks deserve this well and truly and if they had a spine they wouldn’t be going back to the office. Wagecucks I have no sympathy for anymore, they do it by o themselves and everyone else around them. The Wagecuck as with a backbone are the ones who don’t want to be there are very easy to spot because they’re almost impossible to spot after a few months if you get me. The smarter ones put there head down and don’t get imbroiled in wage drama, doesn’t matter it will get them one day too. No one escapes Globohomo.

>> No.51403440

>>51403330
they have 43k employees
7 figures is like buying your kid a pencil to go to school with
something is deeply wrong if you can't afford coffee

>> No.51403458

What's with the american obsession with coffee?

>> No.51403464

>>51403440
Like I stated. once you understand it’s all about fucking over wagie it makes sense.
7 figures is a lot for Mr Goldman anon.

>> No.51403505

>>51403458
Because it’s delicious and gets you high faggot

>> No.51403507

Is this whole circle coin fucked up?

>> No.51403547
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51403547

>>51403464
this, probably will have coffee vending machines that cost like a dollar or more. turn what was a cost into another profit center.

>> No.51403574

>>51403547
Damn… Yuri was right …vending machines in offices

We should have listened. It’s game over bros

>> No.51403678

>>51403174
Huge red flag for impending layoffs.

>> No.51404169

>>51403440
>>51403242
Because unironically getting their wages to consooom from their offices brings them lots of money. They serve a minuscule slice of chicken breast with a tiny bit of rice for something like $8 in the cafeteria and still the canteen is full daily. I am basically the only one in my team that brings food from home, now that i think about it.
>t.works at gs

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51404194

>>51403678
Already underway

>> No.51404698

>>51403174
you still get free lobster lunches if youre on the board

>> No.51404755

>>51403440
this isn't about the money, it's about sending a message.

'the free ride is over, get back in your wage cage, whether you like it or not. oh and fuck anything you got for free, consider it reparations for WFH for 2 years'

>> No.51404775

>>51403174
damn, really? i work for 18.50 and we get free keurigs around the clock.. strikes me as a pretty trash place to cut costs...

>> No.51404817

>>51403174
word is they fired a bunch of people today

>> No.51404818

>>51403174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkjfZctGMq8

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>>51403174

Not to be an asshole, but I really don't care if some asshole making $70k - $200k/yr isn't getting his free Folgers coffee at 9am, at his air-conditioned office job.

>> No.51404867

>>51403458
It’s more of a European thing. Americans don’t know what good coffee is.

>> No.51406397

>>51403242
>Company run by Jews
>How can they not afford coffee?

Anon, I...

>> No.51406484

>>51403242
It's probably some boomer logic where they consider haggling your wagie for every single penny a power move.

>> No.51406556

>>51403242
Small companies like the one I work for offer free snacks and sodas as one of the many small perks to retain employees. Since we’re small, often people don’t come to us wanting to work for us for the prestige of working my a no
Name small company. So small companies often try to find small perks that keep employees generally satisfied while working. Large corps like Goldman Sachs have no issues with employment and retaining and finding talent. Their name alone attracts talent because of the prestige some may see as working there. Basically getting rid of free coffee isn’t going to persuade someone to work or not to work there. they don’t give a shit because employees are easily replaced at Goldman Sachs.

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51406577

>come back to the office, we don't have free coffee

Le mao

>> No.51407031

>>51403242
It's normal for Jews to do this for a recession, if they start canceling Bar Mitzahs and Hanukkah parties then that's a guaranteed depression

>> No.51407128

Gigajew type shit

>> No.51407179

>>51403174
"pandemic perks" that's a funny way to say stuff we dangled in front of you to get you back to the office. Of course they would pull them eventually. But are people actually 'returning to the office'. I know a lot of places are 'hybrid' but I know plenty of people that were pushed to come in 5 days a week just quit for another 2-3 day a week job. I didn't expect normies to be able to hold the line, most of them got an experimental gene therapy because the TV made them feel scared. But it is a good sign that the average weather talker, how was your weekend robot is still only partially going back. Of course they'll count that as if it was fully going back.

Anyway, fuck 'the office'. I'm never, ever going back there.

>> No.51407239

>>51407179
I work in banking and I'm in one every week / two weeks.

UK though.

>> No.51407265

>>51403174
im surprised that workplace shootings aren't more common.

>> No.51407320

>>51407239
In the USA most bankers are doing the same. I go in 3-4 days but I’m a colossal faggot

>> No.51407352

do you think these wannabe high-flying bankers thought they'd be lamenting the lack of free coffee when they started their job?

>> No.51407366

>>51404867
america inherited some decent coffee culture recently, but america's claim to fame will always be a watered down espresso.

>> No.51407373

>>51403330
in very big companies with accountants cuts always make sense.
> did you realize we are spending over $1mm on erasers on the end of pencils?
> if we remove the erasers we save $1mm
Everything is a big number so these cunts cut it.

>> No.51407632

>>51403440
>they have 43k employees
So like 10 cents per cup of coffee and each employee will maybe have 2 cups per day
43k*.10*.10*365 = 3139000
So they are going to save 1-3mil per year with this change

>> No.51407669

>>51404698
carrot on a stick for the herd without family connections

>> No.51407672

>>51407632
>Goldman Sachs net income for the twelve months ending June 30, 2022 was $15.710B, a 20.06% decline year-over-year.
3 million is around .02% of their 15.710 billion profit from 2022

>> No.51407702

>>51407373
>accountant
i doubt an accountant made this decision. i'm an accountant at a globohomo and i couldn't care less about the money the company wastes.
>>51407632
exactly. a few million dollars a year is absolutely nothing, especially when mr. noseberg gets a $20 million bonus.

>> No.51407735

>>51403174
one nothing wrong with me...

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>>51403174
This news fills my heart with a childlike joy.

>> No.51407850

>>51407265
The goyim won't revolt. They love being good little slaves for their masters.

>> No.51408091

>>51404755
>, back to the cagie and the Wagies will still buy coffee from whatever is closest in the area ((where you can start to use your imagination)), also Propping up local buisness. It’s a win/win really. Once you realise the only ones who lose are wage cucks it’s real easy to understand. Wagecucks deserve this well and truly and if they had a spine they wouldn’t be going back to the office. Wagecucks I have no sympathy for anymore, they do it by o themselves and everyone else around them. The Wagecuck as with a backbone are the ones who don’t want to be there are very easy to spot because they’re almost impossible to spot after a few months if you get me. The smarter ones put there head down and don’t get imbroiled in wage drama, doesn’t matter it will get them one day too. No one escapes Globohomo.
this, its nothing but a flex.

>> No.51408156

>>51407373
this for sure, i work for a drug company everyone knows.
covid stopped all busines travel
automatic 2 billion (2 BILLION) just got added to the bottom line.
covid is over, 2 years record profits, all business travel is approval at svp level and NOTHING is approved.
business travel was always a lie, 99% of it was pure bullshit and now they know it for sure.

>> No.51408237

>>51408156
the amount of money that companies waste on absolutely stupid shit is hilarious. my last job was at a medical device company, about $2 billion a year in sales. the executives all had $20k couches/chairs/etc. in their personal offices (per fixed asset schedules.) sales niggers competed to win a president's club trip which was budgeted at like $15k per person. insane amounts of worthless business travel, like you said. but then they turn around and cry anuddah shoah at raises in excess of 2.3%. really makes you think.