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>> No.51391825 [DELETED] 
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>> No.51391836
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updated

Yields...

>> No.51391842

Hey optionsanons, I have a question: how do shorts work when a stock splits? Obviously it can't just use the new price or anyone could open a short on any stock that's announced to split, and cash it afterward.

>> No.51391845
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>>51391825
fuck you this is direxion general

>> No.51391848

>Buy SPY $400 09/12 calls on thursday
>Get rugged same day and sell
>SPY pumps
Fuck my life.

>> No.51391851

>>51391825
Nice try sirz. My whole villege knows Direxion is the safest bet when it comes to losing your money

>> No.51391854

first for show us the loss porn dirt baggler

>> No.51391862

>>51391842
the strikes split too

>> No.51391864

im down 31 bucks on my paper trades....

yeah this was the right way for me since i am a retard.

>> No.51391869

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI395YShGRQ

>> No.51391874

>>51391836
Baffling why anyone would buy out past 6 month treasuries right now.

>> No.51391876
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51391876

I'm bored.

>> No.51391882

>>51391862
that makes sense... basically its just an update on the contract to the new base price?

>> No.51391884

>>51391825
TQQQ going to have a good month checkem

>> No.51391892
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GIVE ME MY FUCKING MONEY BACK YOU FUCKING NIGGGEEEEEERRSSSRSRSRSRS

>> No.51391894

>>51391864
You trade differently with your own *real* money, btw. Some are actually riskier, most are often more conservative.
You should abandon paper trading.

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>>51391845
ProShares for life

>> No.51391922
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>>51391869
I remember this. I still have the commemorative /biz/ banner submission

>> No.51391932
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Hol up is this the /sp/ edition?

>> No.51391936

>Most investors think the next big move for the S&P 500 will involve a near 20% drop, says Deutsche Bank survey
Bearishness has peaked

>> No.51391942

Inflation IS over
The economy IS NOT in a recession

>> No.51391958

dump when?

>> No.51391968
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WBD niggas

>> No.51391971

>>51391958
after midterms

>> No.51391976

>>51391894
i lost too many plays with real money. i need to define my system and learn more about day trading.

i feel like i learn this way safely

>> No.51391977

>>51391942
Jay powell got away with everything

>> No.51391978
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>>51391942
Get out of my way, idiot.

>> No.51391988
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Why shouldn't I baghold?
It was a good buy when I bought it and now it's an even better price

>> No.51391992
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You guys understand the more the market pumps the more ammunition it gives Jerome DA NIGGA POWELL to tighten... right... This is bullish sentiment is actually more bearish...

>> No.51392011

>>51391836
I still don't get what this means.

>> No.51392012

>kpop poster is a bear
bull signal

>> No.51392016

my paper losses are now 48 bucks..

>> No.51392028

>>51392016
fuck off paper cuck

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>>51391932

>> No.51392054
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soft landing confirmed

>> No.51392062
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>finally starting to see a downtrend
NOPE HAHA, IT WAS A RUSE
GREEN DAY GREEN DAY GREEN DAY

We'll never have a red day will we? All those people that flipped houses over and over, all the fearless investing into total nonsense, all the funny money in tech... no one is going to get a rude wake up call are they?

So much for the moderate and responsible investors....

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>>51392054
What are you doing to Bobo you monster?!!!?!

>> No.51392074

I can't fucking believe people ITT are bullish on the US Economy. The economy is a fucking dumpster fire and the whole fucking thing is about to collapse just like it did in nineteen twenty-fucking-nine.

>> No.51392082

>>51392062
Faustian bargains can't last forever. Fed is buying shit off the books until probably after midterms.

>> No.51392084

>>51392062
ARKK is still down like 65% from the top dude.. speculative tech won’t recover for a long ass time

>> No.51392088

>>51392011
Short term bonds > Long term bonds
Flat/inverted curve typically means recession. The long dated bonds are lower yielding because everyone expects inflation to die out, economy to crash hard, and Fed will be forced to

But really none of that will happen. Bond pricing right now is just retarded. The Fed will have to hike to 6-7% minimum just to stop this inflation. Even then, I'm not sure it'll really help. The whole structure is flawed from the start. If Fed hikes crush the economy and successfully stall inflation, the next step would be easing needed to reboot the economy, but then inflation will come roaring back. There's just no winning. The sins of the past decade won't just disappear randomly. This is the new normal.
Government run currencies are trash to be avoided. Government run bonds are trash to be avoided. It's not just dollars either, it's every single currency.

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>>51392054
>soft landing

>> No.51392097
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Listen to me /smg/
and I will give you a trade that will give you 10% returns, with very high probability, with pretty low risk
Long the British Pound
You can buy FXB if you don't fuck with forex
>FXB current price: $112.47
>GBP/USD: 1.1706
https://www.forexlive.com/news/gbp-is-oversold-and-undervalued-boe-on-track-to-hike-75bps-credit-agricole-20220912/
pic related

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uuuuuUUuuH bullbros???? why does it stop going up???

>> No.51392101

>>51392084
>>51392062
ARKK is down 70% actually it seems

>> No.51392103

>>51392074
After the Ukrainians win the proxy war, they'll be indebted to NATO for the rest eternity, therefor stonks go up.

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>>51392054
Apologize.

>> No.51392131

Why is EQNR performing so poorly despite gas and oil pumping?

>> No.51392141
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>>51392011
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/i/invertedyieldcurve.asp

Not much just the bond market is bearish about the US economy witch is false.

It could be the bond market getting smoked about inflation and QT

>> No.51392155

>>51392131
Because it got shilled here.

We told you to not jump onboard, and even if you did to get out in time..

>> No.51392156

>>51392101
cathy wood is actually retarded though. there's reckless investing and then there's being cathy wood.

>> No.51392160

>>51392131
if you are investing in EQNR you need to look at TTF and UK gas, not US natural gas
https://www.theice.com/products/27996665/Dutch-TTF-Gas-Futures/data?marketId=5419234
TTF is down 5.8% today

>> No.51392170

>>51391845
Apologies sir, but Vanguard is the only ETF company that I shill for.

>> No.51392201
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>market way up
>vix way up
Yeah, fuck this. I'm not touching this shit. Yet another unbelievably cancerous and retarded day in the American Stock Market™

>> No.51392213
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red day

>> No.51392216

>>51392160
I see. Wow those shills really fucked me over.

>> No.51392223

>>51392201
>>51392213
I feel like spy is finna dump $2-3 in one five min candle and go red.

>> No.51392236
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>no we aren’t grooming children
>Florida is racist and bigoted for passing a parental rights law forbidding sexual education to kindergarten through 3rd grade
Cough cough cough cough cough cough cou,go cough.
>I just bought more SPXS and there is nothing that will change my mind

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>>51392213
I wonder why...

>> No.51392254

>>51391968
why are fat people like this. Also when does pedo in chief put out an inflation statement?

>> No.51392280
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UCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.51392281
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>>51392236
At least you know where the best strippers and porn stars are being developed

>> No.51392282
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CPI comin in hot tomorrow and the whole market is green? what a bullshit fag ass
Dont care.gigadump tomorrow,mumu

>> No.51392287
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51392287

I want to take the indexpill but being yuropoor locks me out of all the cool ETFs. Anyone want to shill me on something?
>inb4 suicide or move

>> No.51392292

>>51392201
vix is medium-low for clown market though. vix wont actually go back to normal lows until the depression is in full swing.

>> No.51392294

>>51392216
Try doing some due diligence of your own next time

>> No.51392302

>>51391958
now

>> No.51392303
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>>51391968
DNKN long goyslop

>> No.51392307
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Just look at this shit. Can someone explain to me why we even bother having the stock market open for 6 hours a day? What is the motherfucking point? Every move gets undone. Every tick is fucking meaningless. What possible rationale could there be for letting this clown show run all day every day? I sincerely would support the stock market being either abolished altogether, or make it so everyone can make 1 trade per day per security. Trim down the pointless cancer of people doing retarded things for zero reason.

>> No.51392332

>>51392287
>what are cfds
>what are knockout certificates

>> No.51392337

>>51392287
DPLS

>> No.51392354
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>>51392287
something related to US utilities while interest rates are going up, XLU if it's available
You can always look at the holdings of the ETFs you are interested in, roll your own so to speak
Some euro was saying his bank would give him 10% on short term CDs awhile back
Rate my standard burgercuck food hoard

>> No.51392355

>>51392074
what's the latest on that jewish space shit that causes recessions or whatever?

>> No.51392357

>>51392307
This behavior is almost entirely caused by trading algorithms. Just banning those would suffice.

>> No.51392362

>>51392062
> "finally"
> while the market is still down double-digit percentage YTD
Anon I...

>> No.51392368
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Where are all the arrogant mumus that were posting an hour ago? Calling me stupid??? MMM??? silly mumus

>> No.51392380
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>>51391876
>I'm bored.
We are all just chilling waiting for tomorrow.

>> No.51392389

>>51392287
there is some yuro versions of etfs. there is also snp and nasdaq leveragd ones. they just work on yuro market times.


Generally: WisdomTree ETFs / VanEck Sector ETFs / Lyxor for ESG trends

>> No.51392394

>>51392201
>vix
if you followed the actual /VX contract and not a derivative you'd see what vol is actually doing

>> No.51392407

red when

>> No.51392412
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>>51392407
soon brother, soon.

>> No.51392421
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>>51392407
Tomorrow

>> No.51392424
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>>51392368
I was buying while /smg/ was being retarded.

>> No.51392475

anons big lessons learned today:

too many positions fuck my brain too much. so 3 ish is maximum recomended

one hour ten minutes and my brain got tired.

>> No.51392484

>>51392355
cancelled because russia can't beat some 3rd world country into submission

>> No.51392486
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>snibs in your direction

>> No.51392506

>>51391966
There's nothing to fear from QT. It's already priced in and stocks are safe to rally to ATH from here. The Fed will be able to pivot shortly due to a rapid rollover in inflation.

>> No.51392514

>>51392506
>The Fed will be able to pivot shortly due to a rapid rollover in inflation.
people like this are really out there spending their money on this crazy talk...

>> No.51392517

>>51392475
>so 3 ish is maximum recomended
Reasonable conclusion. Diversification is a meme. You CAN be too spread out.
>>51392484
Are they actually having issues with The Ukraine? I thought this was a fuckin lay up

>> No.51392533

>>51392514
Check the MoM CPI data. Inflation peaked a few months ago.

>> No.51392534

>>51392475
in these market conditions I just focus on one stock.

>> No.51392546

>>51392514
Whatever gets people to stop buying weekly puts for banks to assrape them over so that the market can actually correct instead of just pumping and dumping literally fucking forever.

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>>51392517
>The Ukraine? I thought this was a fuckin lay up
Its over. Start building your American weapons manufactures investment portfolio. NATO allies all loading up on goodies now that theyve been shown to work.
>RTX
>LMT

>> No.51392574

>>51392517
>You CAN be too spread out.
Sometimes yes, I’ve never understood people who invest in a world ETF for example. Not too long ago the Norwegian oil fund said their worldwide diversification was too much

>> No.51392575

I've accepted the bull market
Bought 5k of weekly calls. Which means time for me to go broke

>> No.51392576

>>51392533
>"Inflation for July was 0%"

>> No.51392582

>>51392517
i meant like at once. i was too confused trying to open 3+. im lerning 2 daytrade

>>51392534
id like to swing one stock. how do you find a great one? im learning about price action so that ties in to it too.

>> No.51392584
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AEVA

>> No.51392593

>>51392575
Bears always say don’t fight the trend when things go downhill, maybe this pump will last for a few weeks before we have a pullback

>> No.51392598

also im front running lunchtime by having my bacon chicken ceasar salad now.

>> No.51392599

Why is anyone talking about ARKK compared to relative highs when she has been selling bags for realized losses for the last year... even if markets return to ATH (they won't until late 2023 at the earliest with rate reversal) ARKK won't be anywhere near ATH

VIX finna go green today..

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cant wake up

>> No.51392636
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Up up up

>> No.51392639
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Right shoulder forming nicely.

Buy the heckin dipperino mumu :^)

>> No.51392649

>>51391942
It just in a period of reduced economic growth. Transitional negative economic growth for 2 going on 3+ quarters. Unemployment is at historic lows while also in a labor shortage. 40% increase in deaths too. This will ensure record low unemployment for years to come. Consoomers are 14 trillion in debt so banks are sitting on a rock solid foundation of enslaved golems that will transfer earned wages to banks until the end of time.

>> No.51392650

I find myself dealing with more gay thoughts when I'm losing money. I've been losing a lot of money recently. I don't like this

>> No.51392654
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New. Paradigm.

>> No.51392658

>>51392599
She’s been buying too, has she not? It won’t reach ATH with the market because the speculative tech hype is dead and she can’t invest

>> No.51392671

>>51392639
How does it feel being wrong at the worst time?

>> No.51392673

>>51392582
I use finvis for my scanner since you can go through looking at charts the fastest. I like the performance filter the most to see what has momentum.

>> No.51392677

>WISH CEO resigns after 7 months
>stock is up on this news
wow I'd kill myself on the spot if the market rallied on the announcement of my leave

>> No.51392681

>>51392658
Selling bags to buy bags... ARKK is a dumpster fire. It's TQQQ but a decent chance it will be delisted rofl

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>>51392639
Hot damn if we break 425 though...

>> No.51392703
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51392703

Let me give everyone a history lesson. A TRUE BEAR MARKET Bottom is when people don't want to touch the stock market again.That is true capitulation. They will NOT buy the dip. This is far from the bottom.

>> No.51392723

>>51392677
>7 fig severance package
>kill yourself

Nigga what?

>> No.51392743

>>51392723
idk, ask the BBBY CFO why he jumped

>> No.51392758

>>51392743
probably involved in insider trading

>> No.51392797

>>51392673
ok so you just scan a juicy one to follow?

>> No.51392808

>>51392703
Correct, and so now banks have figured out they can just scam the public as needed -- indefinitely even -- by buying the dip from themselves over and over.

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not just higher!
>MUCH.
>HIGHER.

>> No.51392833

>>51392703
shut up

>> No.51392851
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reposting a guy’s thing from last night

>> No.51392857

I boughts spy 408p
Watch this shit go to 415 now
I am a god

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>>51392813
>YANG GANG
Gold is up

>> No.51392863
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410-415 has been the battleground all year. I think we see 380 again before we see 440. Bulls are super late to the party if they think line goes up, you guys were supposed to buy at 390

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https://youtu.be/L9SIS6wBxpI

Short CSX and UP

>> No.51392874

Got a cool 0.7% gain on my all world index fund today, jesus christ I'm such a good investor.

>> No.51392884

>>51392857
Sorry friend I have SPXS at a cost basis of 20.05 and that’s the floor

>> No.51392891 [DELETED] 

>>51392864
>bunny cunny
unfathomably based

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>>51392863
>380
That's a weird way to say 350.

>> No.51392894

>>51392797
with finviz you don't even have to click on a ticker to check out the chart so I can go through charts rapidly to look out for shapes and patterns that look bullish.

>> No.51392904 [DELETED] 

>>51392864
Ok now what?

>> No.51392920

>>51392851
tl;dr
qrd?

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>>51392893
How about 250 instead?

>> No.51392926
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51392926

So /smg/ I guess from left to right. 1-12.
>LA strippers unionizing
>how much are you paying for a lapdance

>> No.51392932 [DELETED] 

i missed bunny cunny, someone post it. love seeing that deranged coomers posts

>> No.51392934 [DELETED] 

>>51392904
>>51392891
ive never seen the janny be so fast on the trigger before

>> No.51392935

>>51392863
S&P500 ~4150 near term.
S&P500 ~4500 end of wave.
This is normal market behavior.

>> No.51392946
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51392946

hello frens
im new to futures
how long can a trade last and do commission fees increase the longer it holds?
(currently im trading e mini nasdaq 100)

>> No.51392951

>>51392934
The mods need to look into this particular jannie/mod and then fire her.
I'm dead serious. She is single-handedly ruining the site, and it is absolutely deliberate.

>> No.51392965

>>51392951
what did i miss?

>> No.51392970

>>51392935
>6% pump in a week on all bad news
>quintuple top at ~410 resistance and then dump

395 by Friday sirs

>> No.51392976

>>51392965
nothing

>> No.51392979
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51392979

Nice red dildo,mumu

>> No.51392994

do not redeem

>> No.51393001

TQQQ or SOXL $1000 a month for the next decade?

>> No.51393005

red close check em

>> No.51393009
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>> No.51393013

>>51392926
Who the fuck would want that?

>> No.51393014
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51393014

I hate niggers.

>> No.51393018

>>51392926
Zero dollars and zero cents

>> No.51393028
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>>51392926
>ten worthless hoes
>one negress
>and a disgusting tranny.

>> No.51393033
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51393033

>>51392970
>on all bad news
News...
NEWS!
lol
lmao even

>> No.51393039

>>51392926
paying? I'd make those hairy cunts pay me

>> No.51393040
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51393040

>>51393014

>> No.51393041
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51393041

SIR SIR STOP REDEEMING SIR ITS FOR THE GREATER GOOD DONT SELL THAT STO- SIR SIR

>> No.51393044

>>51392926
This is probably the easiest job to scab, especially because these skanks have terrible looks.

>> No.51393048

all commodities are up alongside stocks. it's just a fake pressure release.
if they were to continue we're back into high inflation territory.

>> No.51393051
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51393051

>>51393018
>>51393013
You guys aren’t being very inclusive tho the she/they strippers. Not stop being anti semetic and pay 3 figures for a single lapdance with a forced 22 percent gratuity goy

>> No.51393079

>>51393033
Spy is down half a percent in the last 10 mins. Why do you niggers buy after it giga pumps and then melt up post while you baghold

>> No.51393100
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51393100

Oil CHUDs?

>> No.51393106

>>51392946
You have until 2 days before the last trade date on whatever contract you bought. Most brokers have margin maintenance fees if you hold intraday. You probably should not trade futes until you understand all the rules. At least you aren't trading micros (for micro penor havers).

>> No.51393117
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51393117

STOP FUCKING SELLING YOU BENCHODS
BICH I PUT MY LULLA IN YOUR SISTER'S VAGENE

>> No.51393118

>>51393051

Yeah. I really wanna pay money to support some woman's meth and Xanax habit.

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51393128

this is shaping up to be one epic bear trap

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51393129

>>51393100

>> No.51393132
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51393132

Well, bros, I guess it's over.

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>>51392932
>The warm stew was enjoyable in the winter months. I watched Marina with a smile as she slurped her soup, the little girl I eloped with some months ago in secret as bright and beautiful as the day I had married her. An image of profound, prisitine and heavenly beauty I saw in this little girl. Our souls intertwined in passion they only talk about in storybooks. I snapped out of my thoughts as she put her paw to my hand, gesturing me to eat the meal i'd cooked for the two of us. Well, three, if you count the baby. Our nights of limitless passion before her concerts had planted a seed, one that grown to blossom. Her thin form portruded with an obvious pregnancy produced from our love. This little girl I had fallen for a year ago had made me the happiest man on earth. I drew stew to my lips as my mind replayed all the happy memories I had created with her back in America, asuaging my fears about where we stayed yet once again. I could live upon our love alone, yet a hot meal never hurt a single soul.

>> No.51393152

>>51393106
>At least you aren't trading micros
are they undesirable?
thought they were optimal for poorfags

>> No.51393165

>>51392103
>“We lost five people for every one they did,” said Ihor, a 30-year-old platoon commander who injured his back when the tank he was riding in crashed into a ditch.
>Washington post

If Ukraine is actually the reason the market is up, then that is very silly. We have no number on how expensive these gains have been. Conventional wisdom would say an inferior force going on the attack now would be highly costly.

>> No.51393170

>>51393128

Lol. Mumu, we are about to see a major political shift in the US. All major corporations went all in on the Democrats holding power for 8 years.

Hell is coming to the markets after the midterms

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>>51391968
Hello fellow /fph/ enjoyer

>> No.51393180

>>51393079
This is normal market behavior.

>> No.51393187
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>>51393051
Last time I got a lapdance was at this really nice place in Vegas. The cover was like $100 but they give you a coupon for a lapdance. I sucked on this 9/10 chicks fake boobs in the back room for a while and she rubbed my weiner over my pants and tried to get me to upgrade to some other shit and I was like nahhh. Then she asked for my coupon and I acted confused and told her I didn't have one. Used it on an even hotter Russian chick later that night.

Anyways buy puts

>> No.51393194
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51393194

My silver is up almost 6%

>> No.51393195
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51393195

Heh... it's over, chuds.

>> No.51393200

>>51393100
Israel/Iran/nuclear LARP is so last decade.
It isn't moving markets any longer.

>> No.51393206

>>51393079
is that how your retarded brain works, you think anons are all buying the local tops instead of buying last week? lmao

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>>51393100
Checked.
>Did everyone forget that Iran cause 9/11 and they have WMD!
>Our heck'n greatest ally is under threat! Remember the holocaust?
I see **they** are starting up the media shill campaign.

>> No.51393228

>>51393195
why do all these faggots think everyone agrees being racist is an universally bad thing?

>> No.51393232

>>51393195
Mermaids and Mermen are the palest motherfuckers.
Also at times they turn funky colorful because of the algae that they eat at times.
Kind of like a flamingo.
A "black" Mermaid is insensitive and an insult to the Merpeople community.
They should sue Disney.
(Also Disney has been eating L after L for quite some time now. Not financially, but culturally)

>> No.51393233

>>51392354
The bottom rack warping under the pressure of massive amounts of goyslop sugary sodas

>> No.51393235

>>51393100
Wasnt going to happen. Iran wanted a deal that cant be immediately reversed by next president which we all know will be Trump and he will do that. Congress isnt going to ratify a deal with Iran in this environment.

>> No.51393242

>>51392926
Imagine going to a low tier titty bar and some dude in a dress walks out
Yet another reason to avoid them all together

>> No.51393253

stay green you fuck

>> No.51393265

>>51393195
no one said they couldn't be. why do these cucks always have to interject their worthless opinion. doesn't he have a bull to prep for his wife?

>> No.51393267

PRTY bros i don't feel so goood

>> No.51393269
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51393269

>>51392926

>> No.51393271

>>51393228
Bc we live ina time where social shame is morally unacceptable. Same reason why kids today don't shame their peers. They're not allowed to or else they're called a bigots, racist, -phobic, etc. And then their parents lose their jobs

>> No.51393275

Flash crash to flash recovery
These jews need to be hanged

>> No.51393276

>>51393152
It is even worse for poorfags because you pay the same commissions for less.

>> No.51393286
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51393286

Spy is looking good,mumu

>> No.51393291

>>51392926
Disgusting. No wonder they want unions. They def can’t make it a free market.

>> No.51393298

>>51393267
one red day after 4 consecutive green days, and you're already panicking? it even opened today +6%.

>> No.51393300

>>51393195
Why do their faces always fit the caricatures perfectly?
I'm amazed how much physiognomy tells about the internals of a being.

>> No.51393302

>>51393195
Sure you can use a brown crayon to color over the mona lisa
But why would you?

>> No.51393310

>>51393275
Natural market activity, please understand :)

>> No.51393315

>President Biden Delivers Remarks on the Cancer Moonshot and the Goal of Ending Cancer as we Know It
It's over pharmabros

>> No.51393321

>>51393286
It will zig zag all day and close slightly green. Like every trading day before CPI.

>> No.51393326

>>51393206
>market green for 3 days straight
>70% of smg posts "what do I buy"
>market red for a week straight
>70% of smg posts are "do I buy sqqq?"

>>51393195
Went to watch barbarian yesterday (its pretty solid) and all the previews before the movie were
>black kween warriors killing white men
>the rock playing a reincarnated black man that is a God
>white utopian community that is secretly evil and controls women
>Oh lawd them rangs

Literally every single preview... the red pill gives you knowledge but at what cost?

>> No.51393345

PRTY is over. It's a sign

>> No.51393347
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>>51393286
Correct.
Easy 50% retracement of a multiple week down wave in just four trading days.

>> No.51393356

>>51393195
>and you can stop being racist.
And maybe the fucking niggers could stop being violent and fucking up everything they touch. Oh wait, never mind they can't because they're fucking niggers.

>> No.51393357

>>51393326
The only cost is not being able to enjoy the zogbox
Its more than a fair trade

>> No.51393368

>>51393345
Dude, its down 5 cents.

>> No.51393369

Finally, that stinky rally is over.

>> No.51393375

>>51393345
healthy pullback perhaps?

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>>51393347
>50% retracement of a multiple week down wave in just four trading days.
>this is bullish
Lmao.

>> No.51393395

>>51392926
>>51393195
Everytime I question having international investments I am reminded of the absolute state of America's dying culture

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51393398

>The cold, winter night made the hot stew all the more enjoyable as I sat down to eat with my wife. I watched Marina with a smile as she slurped her soup, the little girl I eloped with some months ago in secret as bright and beautiful as the day I had married her. An image of profound, prisitine and heavenly beauty I saw in this little girl. Our souls intertwined in passion they only talk about in storybooks. I snapped out of my thoughts as she put her paw to my hand, gesturing me to eat the meal i'd cooked for the two of us. Well, three, if you count the baby. Our nights of limitless passion before her concerts had planted a seed, one that grown to blossom. Her thin form portruded with an obvious pregnancy produced from our love. This little girl I had fallen for a year ago had made me the happiest man on earth. I drew stew to my lips as my mind replayed all the happy memories I had created with her back in America, asuaging my fears about where we stayed yet once again. I could live upon our love alone, yet a hot meal never hurt a single soul.

>>51393228

Normies are cattle.

>> No.51393404

>>51393326
>the red pill gives you knowledge but at what cost
But can you really imagine going back in the cave? Is it even possible? Like I listen to my downstairs neighbor blast Rick and Morty and couldn't imagine enjoying that shit.

>> No.51393409

>>51393195
These things work themselves out naturally. This is the same type of person during the BLM riots, when the niggers came to their gated community screamed "n-n-no not here, you're supposed to burn down your community!!!"

>> No.51393414 [DELETED] 

>>51393404
Alternative media.

>> No.51393416

Is SOXL a buy now at such low prices, i mean 80% down from 52 week highs sounds like a fantastic deal

>> No.51393432
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>>51393404
You cant go back.

>> No.51393434

>>51393416
no. buy it tomorrow

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>>51393416
You soxlfags never learn do you

>> No.51393440 [DELETED] 

>>51393416
Probably not.

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>>51393416
If you are buying semis here you are retarded im sorry anon. US just blocked more chips being sold to China. Why would you buy here when every single one is trapped by Gov policy now? Not even factoring in Intels blowing up and Nvidia and mining both part of soxl.

>> No.51393455

>>51393369
V shaped recovery, courtesy of the dancing Israelis

>> No.51393459 [DELETED] 

>>51393275
I called this sunday :)))

>> No.51393467
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51393467

would it be dumb to trade penny stocks accross the short to mid term ?

any penny stocks gigachads here?

>> No.51393475 [DELETED] 

>>51393467
Penny stocks are for poor people.

>> No.51393481

>>51393454
I think it depends on what people mean by "semis". TSM and Samsung are still strong buys. But sadly NVidia is the Tesla of the semis and hugs all etfs

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51393486

Simply put, My Marina is the best wife in the world. Buncun is best.

Short CSX and UP

>> No.51393491

>>51393414
Alternative media is gay, too.

>> No.51393494

>>51393388
w&l
>>51392935

>> No.51393508

>>51393416
>heading into a recession with high interest rates
>Should I long a triple leveraged growth etfs?
You sure can! You just might lose more than 50% of its value, but you absolutely can buy it!

>> No.51393519

imagine not slurping for tomorrow's cpi giga pump

>> No.51393521

>>51391848
Did the same a couple weeks ago, bought some $83 amd calls, shit goes -6% in a day so I sell to not lose everything and then the next day it goes up to $83. Could have made a couple grand instead of losing $600 just by holding a bit

>> No.51393525

>>51393467
it depends on the stock, but the main way to get clapped is by buying options on them since almost every penny stock has retard IV.

>> No.51393526

>>51393481
Fair enough but they all work together. If nvidia and amd cant sell as much now that means less demand on like a 1:1 level for TSMC. 1 less chip sold by AMD is 1 less fab bought from TSMC. Id stay away from semis. Theyre overvalued still as well.

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>>51393519
>Cpi
>pump
Its pumping alright,downwards that is

>> No.51393533
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51393533

OH MY GOSH!! WE ARE ALMOST RED!! COME LETS GO BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.51393534

>>51393467
pennystocks suck cos if they are like 0.2 priced and you buy them with 300. you get like 1500 shares so volume and commissions start to become an issue.

small caps do better in recessions though

>> No.51393537
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51393537

Sorry, semites, we are not stopping at 88. We are stopping at 188.

>> No.51393547

>>51393531
Why would it do that? Inflation is dropping, it literally is NOT going up.
Why are you a dumdum?

>> No.51393553
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51393553

CPI tomorrow...
Went to get a a haircut yesterday. Every retail parking lot was absolutely chocked full of consooomers in my shithole nowheresville are to the point I couldn't get a space and had to go to wendys first. Braphogs arms akimbo waddling to their trucks with target and walmart bags like so many feathers on an overstuffed goose. There has been no discouragement.

Powell will soon have the numbers he needs to crash this market with no survivors, mark words mumu.

>> No.51393555

>>51392216
You got in way too late, I bought some calls for fun right when it was first being shilled and made a cool $800 in a week and got out. Idk why you’d buy into that graph if you looked at the weekly. It was already on its way down from a peak

>> No.51393564
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51393564

GO UP GO UP GO UP

>> No.51393578

>>51392282
what do you think the mom number will be
i praying for not a negative print

>> No.51393582

>>51393547
>dumdum
At least am not delusional

>> No.51393584

>>51393481
what about asml ?

>> No.51393589

why the fuck is GOOG down every day
get your shit together and fire some of those fucking trannies

>> No.51393592

>all day every day
>stop hunting
>no long term positioning happening at all
>just banks stop hunting
>and pumping and dumping
>all day every day
>for months

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51393606

Oil.

>> No.51393624

>>51393534
any based small caps? i was in URG but i sold for profit

>> No.51393625

is ctra a good buy?

>> No.51393632

>>51393592
you got hunted too bro?

>> No.51393641

Do I sell my $50k of VTI?
Do I do anything with my $50k of cash?
I am feeling financially BORED.

>> No.51393662

>no downward momentum allowed
>t. the people who are supposed to prosecuting price manipulation

>> No.51393688

>>51393641
Give me $5k of it and you can come crash with me until January.

>> No.51393700

>>51393662
Who watches the watchmen my man?

>> No.51393717

>>51393700
Jesus

>> No.51393746

>the market shall never do anything normal or rational ever again
>t. latest SEC memo

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>>51393717
Damn, good answer.

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51393754

I'm barely hanging on. HAHAHAH What is this pattern called?

>> No.51393756
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51393756

So we're green because the railroads didnt stop huh

>> No.51393764
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>>51393754
brutal mogging

>> No.51393766

>>51393641
should i fomo into vti? i never bought any

>> No.51393767
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51393767

>>51393592
>He trades with stops

>> No.51393772

>>51393756
We're green because democrats and their admins have no respect for truth or reality. They think they can just make it all up and then put themselves in charge, and that's fine. That's just how they think reality works.

>> No.51393773

88k in the market
95k Cash in a HYSA 2%
1000oz silver
1 house I'm selling 170k equity
Zero debt. I turn 36 this month and can retire from wage cucking for zog I 8 years.

>> No.51393778
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51393778

>>51393132
stay strong my fellow Kornheiser enjoyer

>> No.51393779

>>51393764
now show through october 2022, pussy

>> No.51393791

>>51393773
I'm slowly trying to invest in stocks and cds/money market funds for a huge house down payment. I'd love to cuck the banks out of a mortgage and own my home with cash

>> No.51393794

>>51393764
>brutal sperging
This is why everyone you know thinks you're a faggot.

>> No.51393795

>>51393624
not really. i just read some penny stocks books awhile back. some seem to make big pumps but findins them beforehand is the million dollar question

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>>51393773
ygmi

>> No.51393799

>>51393271
You lost the plot anon, kids today do shame heir peers, they just don't do it for the reasons they used to decades ago

>> No.51393800

august 2022*
lol

>> No.51393818

>>51393773
>95k Cash in a HYSA 2%
You know you can get almost 4% by just ditching the bank and buying short term treasuries, right?
It's tax advantaged, too.

>> No.51393822

>>51393547
Only because they're dumping the SPR for a midterm stunt. We'll probably have a retard pump tomorrow but every CPI after that is at major risk of going way back up if rate hikes don't continue.

>6% > 3.5%

>> No.51393831

>>51393794
cope

>> No.51393832
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51393832

>>51393773
>$500k in assets
>"I can retire soon"
Lolmao.

>> No.51393840

>>51392965
Apparently all kinds of shit!

>> No.51393841

>>51393298
not panicked, just sad, average buy in was 2 dollars, now it's 2.2 cause i bought the local top thinking i was being slick lol

>> No.51393849
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Bought these today after getting a buy signal.

>> No.51393853

>>51393831
No anon, actually going around "mogging" people pretty much definitely makes you an asshole. There's no coping involved, just reality, wherein it's actually you who are the clueless faggot.

>> No.51393862

someone give me an options play i bet u the moment i buy it starts tanking.

>> No.51393870

>>51393467
I've been buying and selling REED weekly for a while, it's okay. it's a fun way to spend the 10-50 dollars i have extra sometimes in my portfolio

>> No.51393872
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bobros..

>> No.51393873

>>51393754
This isn't investing lmao.
>>51393853
Poor cope

>> No.51393875

>>51393832
Yeah it's not really possible. At 35 I could take the $500k and probably not work for 15 years, but retiring wouldn't be possible and I am very frugal.

>> No.51393885
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Stock market still refuses to understand... inflation expectations coming down, because the bond market thinks stocks are coming down.

Look at them trying to be bullish and diverge from TIP, thinking this means the pivot is near. LOL no, it means you're almost hamburger, mumus. Jerome firing up the grill as we speak. A sacrifice is required.

>> No.51393897

>>51392965
The weirdo posting R34 of that blind bunny girl from Arthur.

>>51393849
What buy signal? Reddit being in total despair?

>> No.51393900

>>51393873
HEY I KNOW LET'S JUST HAVE A SHITTY THREAD
LET'S ALL JUST BE TOTAL FUCKING FAGGOTS
AND WE'LL JUST DO THIS TODAY

HOW DOES THAT SOUND FAGGOTS?
YOU WANT TO BE ASSHOLES, WELL I WILL SIT HERE ALL DAY AND TELL YOU TO EAT SHIT FOR BEING ASSHOLES. WE CAN DO THIS DANCE FOREVER, THAT'S FINE.

>>51393873
YOU DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FINANCE YOU STUPID FAGGOT, THERE IS CLEARLY NOT ENOUGH INFO TO KNOW IF IT'S "INVESTING" OR NOT, EXCEPT FOR ACCORDING TO THE FAGGOT INDEX I.E. YOU COMING HERE TO SHIT UP OUR LIFE BY BEING A FAGGOT

>> No.51393912

SPY just going to algorithmically rally back to the daily highs? What was the point of the dump then?

>> No.51393922

>>51393912
Probably some other foreign banks needs a bail out too, so PPT is reloading

>> No.51393926

>>51393912
For big money to get in. We're pumping rest of week and then probably dumping rest of month.

>> No.51393930

>>51393912
For me to dump my SPY puts and not completely lose my ass.

>> No.51393942
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>>51393404
You're here forever.

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>>51393912
Because fuck you that's why.
>I don't mean that as an insult to YOU, but it's the concept.

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I like how every single commodity is preemptively pumping into CPI data that "inflation is down" while inflation is still over 8%... fucking rofl I hope bulls really do make JPOW go Volcker

>> No.51393951

>>51393841
ah, that'll happen alright.

>> No.51393955

>>51393900
meds

>> No.51393961

>>51393922
>>51393926
>>51393930
>>51393945
but but but but but muh gap fill???? not today i guess

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>>51393942
M8 I been here an embarrassingly long time.

>> No.51393969

blue boys we remain undefeated

>> No.51393971

>>51393955
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
4CHAN!

YOU'RE MAGICALLY FUNNY JUST FOR BEING HERE AND POSTING THE 4CHAN WORDS ANON
YOU'RE TOTALLY ONE OF US

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>>51393946
i think the definition of inflation isn't the percentage itself but the rate at which it rises. at least, the "new" definition which is why inflation was "0%" in july, because it didn't rise. in that case, inflation IS "down"

>> No.51393985

>>51393946
Hey, YoY is made up of a bunch of MoM's. That said, the morons at the Fed should've been watching and reacting to monthly data back when we were heading up. Then their rate hikes would've actually saved us a lot of this hassle.

>> No.51393984

give me any options play and i bet u it will tank the moment i buy it

>> No.51393991

>>51393832
I'm a zogbot it's 6k a month in retirement or so in 8 years.

>> No.51393996

New

>>51393995
>>51393995

>> No.51394001

>>51393984
UUP 9/16 30c

Let's see if you can swing the forex markets.

>> No.51394002

>>51393971
meds

>> No.51394066

>>51393984
same here
>>51394001
hmm, those are cheap

>> No.51394156

>>51393996
fucking retard linking the fucking new thread before this thread reached the bump limit. now i'm going to have to fucking reply to this thread 4 fucking times so it actually dies. fucking faggot OP

>> No.51394170

>>51393271
>noooooo you can’t shame the shamers!!!! Reeeee!!!!

Kys

>> No.51394210

>>51393388
Look how happy she is. That big smile, those eyes fully dilated and open. She’s never been gripped by a masculine man like that, felt a bulge so overflowing with bbc energy, balls literally pulsing and throbbing with more cum than she could handle. I bet her panties were absolutely soaked thoroughly.

>> No.51394281

>>51394210
fucking mutt's fucking law strikes again. fucking nigger lovers make me sick!

>> No.51395478

boring price action today...
hopefully the rest of the week is more interesting