/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51381592]

CPI edition

>Brokers:
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

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>>51378302

[Anonymous No.51381603]

>>51381592

[Anonymous No.51381605]

Bun Bun

[Anonymous No.51381620]

PRTY
A
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T
Y
6.00 PT

[Anonymous No.51381641]

>>51381625
their gains aren't that big on a proper size map.

[Anonymous No.51381653]

>dxy printing 3 bearish divergences on the weekly
>biz almost universally bearish
>retail the most bearish since at least the spring
>rape hikes priced in
>CPI coming in below expectations
Sorry bobo.

[Anonymous No.51381655]

>>51381641
How did vatnik cope leak into /smg/

[Anonymous No.51381660]

>>51381641
Maybe, but seems the Russians arent mounting much resistance at all now. Wondering if some Ukrainian bonds are going to pay well.

[Anonymous No.51381661]

>>51381655
Ew, you support Ukraine?

[Anonymous No.51381672]

>>51381653
>tfw I sold puts last week

[Anonymous No.51381686]

Always take the opposite position of partialism posters.

[Anonymous No.51381688]

>>51381660
The Ukrainians are making a lot of foot charges. There is nothing to be scared of. Imagine foot charges since world war I.

[Anonymous No.51381694]

>>51381661
Meaningless deaths on both sides. No one wins.

[Anonymous No.51381697]

Yields

[Anonymous No.51381708]

Future Gap up confirmed, Bullrun Confirmed

[Anonymous No.51381714]

Gonna buy some bonds once CPI tanks the market this week.

[Anonymous No.51381736]

>>51381620
/FPH/ thread
How do fatties cope with food getting more and more expensive? When will they waddle to DC and while gasping for air, scream at JPOW to rise interest rates to 9.2%.
Also what kind of business do I open to profit of hambeast like picrel? I don't want to open a wedding dress shop as keeping AC high will incur in high costs

[Anonymous No.51381750]

I want to quit. How do I get over the sadness of realizing a big loss and move on with my life?
This shit's retarded and a huge waste of time.

[Anonymous No.51381764]

>>51381697
Yields are looking more healthy -- however... still some more room to go. 3yr is already above 3.6.

[Anonymous No.51381779]

STNE

[Anonymous No.51381818]

>>51381750
CUT LOSSES EARLY
LET WINNERS RIDE
It is so goddam simple and yet all you people are fucking it up. It is AMAZING. You make your trade, you gain/lose money, then move onto the next one. You are the price pimp and the stock tickers are your hoes. You do not treat your hoes with any respect. You do not acknowledge your hoes other than to give you money. You do not become attached to your hoes and drop them the second they talk back to you. Go watch hustle and flow, take a field trip to the hood, then open up your charts in like a week and get back at it.

[Anonymous No.51381820]

>>51381750
You can't quit, thats the (((beauty))) of this. Ride the tiger

[Anonymous No.51381825]

>>51381750
Stay busy. Drink and smoke dope and then Go on a marathon masturbating binge while watching bbc gang bang porn. You’ll forget your problems really quickly.

[Anonymous No.51381830]

>>51381697
>your face when the inversion reflects inflation expectations for the future, so real yields arent inverted

[Anonymous No.51381839]

>>51381620
6? That seems awfully high. I was thinking 4 in October would be shocking.

[Anonymous No.51381874]

32min left

[Anonymous No.51381904]

>>51381764
uhhhh...

[Anonymous No.51381921]

>>51381874
that glorious gap down, I can sense it

[Anonymous No.51381923]

Ngl some of the pro russian art is p good

[Anonymous No.51381929]

>>51381750
Just takes time. I lost $1 MM in crypto. Took me about 6 momths to finally process it and stop stressing over it. Force yourself to look at the losses to process it.

[Anonymous No.51381943]

>>51381620
I was thinking $10 by February, am I high on hopium?

[Anonymous No.51381944]

>>51381929
Was that your first major account blow up?

[Anonymous No.51381957]

>mfw it hasn’t even begun

[Anonymous No.51381963]

>>51381957
i love this damn show so much

[Anonymous No.51381973]

rough day in roblox, can't seem to get a group together
bad sign for monday, probably a red day coming

[Anonymous No.51381983]

>>51381874

Watching gold r/n. If it breaks below 1690 bobos win and we find new lows. If not, Jerome cucks soon and (((insiders))) know it in advance.

[Anonymous No.51381993]

>>51381973
high schoolers are having sex instead of playing games

[Anonymous No.51381995]

>Mr. Anon, is it true that you posted over one thousand posts and replies detailing a stock you merely referred to as "gay sex"?

[Anonymous No.51382005]

>>51381944
10k in freshman year college. Then 60k stocks senior year. Then 1 million crypto this year. Im almost 30. This one hurt the most of course. Plus i was looking forward to quitting soon and going to train as an artist. But I have to accept many people give up their dreams forever and im only delaying it. I got a good job and dedicate nearly all of my income to investments of every kind. Im doing better than most of my 45 year old coworkers and my own peers. Just gotta realize if you are here you are on the path, just got to keep following it.

[Anonymous No.51382008]

>>51381943
Yes, set realistic expectations. 3.5 by October.

[Anonymous No.51382010]

PRTY bros gonna have another good week

[Anonymous No.51382024]

>>51381750
You have to take /smg/ for memes. Trading is a losing game in the long run. Let go of the fact you can make money swing trading or day trading.
You might find the odd meme stock that will pnd like GME on here but thats like once a year maybe.

Here's a thought experiment; hundreds of equity mutual funds, hedge funds, other funds who's goal is to deliver alpha fail to do so at an alarming rate(80% of mutual funds cant beat the market-given a 10-15+yr time frame. The data is worse the longer the time frame. These funds that have teams of pro's that research, buy/sell, analyze etc barely can.

[Anonymous No.51382026]

La Niña in December. Energy as a whole isn’t done

[Anonymous No.51382029]

So, I have been trying to find some decent plays all weekend. Profitable companies that have been beaten down
>STNE
For the third quarter, Stone expects to continue expand revenue and profitability:

Total revenue should exceed R$ 2.4 billion, with a growth of over 63% year over year;

MSMB TPV should continue to grow and remain between R$ 73 and R$ 74 billion;

Adjusted EBT (earnings before taxes) is expected to exceed R$ 125 million, against R$ 107 million in the second quarter.

>NU - Brazil bank/crypto -Buffet backed
Nu increased its revenue 230% year on year to nearly $1.2 billion after neutralizing the impact of foreign currency exchanges -- a record-high quarterly revenue. Management attributes this growth to the compounding effect in two areas: the growing number of monthly active customers, and rising product upsell and cross-sell levels. So the ability to sell multiple products to existing customers ultimately drives the company's blazing-hot, triple-digit revenue growth.

[Anonymous No.51382033]

>>51382010
I need to check when my calls expire!

[Anonymous No.51382040]

Will stock pump or dump when railroad strikes begin on Friday September 16th? I've been seeing normies on social media like reddit and twitter talk about that shit more lately.

[Anonymous No.51382047]

>>51382005
Damn anon. After senior year did you do any significant risk management? Or was it hate-trading crypto?

[Anonymous No.51382048]

>>51381993
>implying
What decade are you living in?

[Anonymous No.51382050]

>>51381993
no one is having sex, it's a demoralization tactic and myth

[Anonymous No.51382054]

>>51382033
Oh good they expire in October. $2 call already up 49%, hoping for 4000%

[Anonymous No.51382058]

>>51382047
Yeah, I dropped options. I lost the 1 million because i was greedy. I had it for months and could have sold but didnt. So i got to take profits and ditched options.

[Anonymous No.51382085]

>>51381167
>. Im glad I found out stem is for the wagies when i was still in my 20s. Got a good career with it but man do the idiots who worship it annoy me

What does the T in stem stand for?

What does the T in I.T. stand for?

[Anonymous No.51382099]

>>51381697
show an updated version

[Anonymous No.51382107]

>>51382054
well done anon. you riding in style!

[Anonymous No.51382117]

Who does /biz/ recommend for stock trading tutorials/strategies, not any of those clickbait retards on youtube.

[Anonymous No.51382133]

>>51382117
investopedia

[Anonymous No.51382135]

>>51382058
Yeah I am down 80% or so ytd, and only finally in August began to protect my money more aggressively. Did you just sort of tune things out and unironically "diamond hands" it? For a couple of months as degnerate as my portfolio was on leverage I just stopped caring.

[Anonymous No.51382157]

>>51382135
Yeah. I figured I set my goal of working until I could make it. When covid dumped I was upset but just redoubled since I had my job and was busy so I kept at it. Dont quit until the cash it out and in the bank. Its brutally hard to have to force yourself to come back to work. But this last dump hit hard. I was close to being able to quit and now basically at 0 again. Wasted my 20s basically and as im turning 30 it was pretty awful to think my entire 20s was pointless and a failure. Time lost.

[Anonymous No.51382160]

>>51382117
Options trading is pretty comfy, tasty trade is a good place to learn

[Anonymous No.51382167]

>>51382117
Read this book.

[Anonymous No.51382168]

>>51382024
Don't ever try cause even the pros fail.

yeah Okay...

[Anonymous No.51382172]

>>51382026
This kills the refinery investor.

[Anonymous No.51382187]

>>51382026
>meme lines

[Anonymous No.51382197]

>>51382172
The Seas. They are quiet. Why are the seas quiet? They don't know. NOAA doesn't even know. The Vomma Hurricane.

[Anonymous No.51382206]

>>51381818
I was cutting losses and in the end energy was about the only thing winning since this is such a shit market. Then energy rugged hard as well, and I still don't fully understand why.
Now I'm just disillusioned with it all.

>>51381929
Yeah, this is what I should've done in the first place. The initial loss made me impulsive in an attempt to salvage (escape) it, which in turn has made way bigger losses.
I just need to bring myself to click that sell button and stop looking up whether I did a mistake.

>>51382024
This makes me even more annoyed I was recommended to invest by my banker family members.
I was really hesitant about it, and when I almost immediately lost 2k on what they sold as a fairly safe global mutual fund things just spiraled out of control.

This entire thing has just made me more bitter and regretful.

[Anonymous No.51382207]

>>51382050
How can a brit possibly think he's better than us?

[Anonymous No.51382209]

>pre-futures

uhhh guys WTFWT

[Anonymous No.51382212]

>>51382172
Elaborate for me. Im an idiot

[Anonymous No.51382220]

>>51382157
"Time lost" isn't really a thing anon. You shouldn't be racing to retirement. I think thats part of peoples mindset that is wrong and they play too hard. I missed out on potentially traveling because I felt the need to "buy the dip" and ended up losing that money as well as ending up owing the fed for taxes right before losing 80% of my portfolio.

[Anonymous No.51382225]

>>51382026
>>51382172
The government is going to put those weather control machines into over drive. They can’t afford a gulf hurricane direct hit

[Anonymous No.51382233]

>>51382212
The joke is that we're in peak hurricane season but there's been practically zilch. Hurricanes that hit the Gulf of Mexico disrupt the refinery and offshort drilling infrastructure there.

[Anonymous No.51382246]

AEVA

[Anonymous No.51382248]

alright /smg/ tell me what to bet on this week

[Anonymous No.51382252]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.51382256]

My name is Anon, I'm so very
Fly, oh my networth is so high it's a lil' bit scary
Girls wanna marry, looking at my portfolio
Ere, you can stare but if you touch i'll michael burry you
Mad 'cause I'm richer than the boyfriend that's witchya
I don't gotta talk about it, baby you can see it
But if you want, I'll be happy to repeat it
My name is Anon, I'm so very
Fly, oh my networth is so high it's a lil' bit scary
Girls wanna marry, looking at my lavish spending
Ere, you can stare but if you touch it I'm michael burry you
Mad 'cause I'm richer than the boyfriend that's witchya
I can talk about it 'cause I know that I'm pretty rich
And if you know it too, then faggots sing it with me
All eyes on me when I walk in
No question that my portfolio is a ten
Don't hate me 'cause I'm wealthy
Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful rich
My walk, my talk, the way I dress
It's not my fault so please don't trip
Don't hate me 'cause I'm affluent
Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautifully rich
Aye, now do the pretty rich boy rock rock rock rock rock
Do the pretty rich boy rock rock rock rock rock
Do the pretty rich boy rock rock rock
All my faggots do the pretty rich boy rock rock rock
Do the pretty rich boy rock rock rock
Do the pretty rich boy rock rock rock
Do the pretty rich boy rock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtXOVKNazYU

[Anonymous No.51382261]

>futes

[Anonymous No.51382266]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51382267]

>>51382252
KNEEL.

[Anonymous No.51382276]

>>51382248
I've only heard of three of those companies

[Anonymous No.51382277]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51382278]

>>51381605
It still works!

[Anonymous No.51382279]

>>51382220
Well im not racing to retirement at 55. I was almost there at 30. Id have time to do whatever I wanted. But I get your point still. Im in a position now where I can keep working and work on my art/hobbies and as things recover ill be able to hit sell and be out.

[Anonymous No.51382282]

WTFWT
>>51382252
are you color blind?

[Anonymous No.51382287]

[Anonymous No.51382288]

>>51382206
>immediately lost 2k on what they sold as a fairly safe global mutual fund things
You need to have a long term focus on investing. Look up Ben Felix on youtube. He goes over studies about the various parts of investing, financial planning etc

[Anonymous No.51382294]

where do you guys watch futures

tradingview is gay and delayed 10 min

[Anonymous No.51382298]

Biden economic miracle.
Nothing to see here.

[Anonymous No.51382303]

>>51382294
ToS. Really any desktop trading software will have them live.

[Anonymous No.51382305]

>FUTURINOS

[Anonymous No.51382306]

PATRIOTIC BUYING

DO IT FOR AMERICA

WE WILL NEVER FORGET

>>51382294
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

[Anonymous No.51382316]

>>51382294
US30, US100, and US500
It's usually off by price by the movements are the same.

[Anonymous No.51382324]

>>51382294
symbol=OANDA%3ASPX500USD

[Anonymous No.51382326]

green week incoming
>midterms

[Anonymous No.51382328]

Don't look at futures

[Anonymous No.51382331]

>fututres

[Anonymous No.51382332]

>Green futures
See you at open.

[Anonymous No.51382340]

test

[Anonymous No.51382344]

post your face when CPI comes in cooling

[Anonymous No.51382350]

Green future. Nope no nah NOPE nada not gonna happen no nope no nana noah no

[Anonymous No.51382354]

>>51382340
ban evading?

[Anonymous No.51382357]

>>51382040
The railroads will have to work it out with the Teamsters and the other unions. Look for the Child Molester administration to interfere and dick shit up, because even someone there will realize what a problem it is. Rail is absolutely vital to multiple sectors. Most of the headlines will probably go to car manufacturers, who are already dealing with the chip nonsense. A company like F has cars moving by rail all over North America, sometimes from Mexico to Canada and back into the States if you can believe it.

[Anonymous No.51382360]

>>51382344
my shorts getting wrecked. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51382361]

I learned all the maths behind options pricing and Greek calculation only to come to the conclusion its all pointless and the only way to make money as a retail trader is to trade by instinct as long as you’re just slightly less retarded than everyone else.

Pic related is my source of demoralization

Unless I’m missing something and one of you fags has a quantitative strategy that actually works

[Anonymous No.51382363]

there is no way panam joe is going to let the railroad union go on strike. he is such an old dog democrat he will do whatever it takes to keep the railroad happy. having said that houston and georgia are getting a fuck load more container shipments now because california is enept. I think there should be a good boost in southern trucking companies but gotta find the right ones

[Anonymous No.51382364]

>>51382344

[Anonymous No.51382369]

inflation has unironically peaked

[Anonymous No.51382374]

>>51382050
Such a tacky, depressing bar. And that bitch probably has a rotten cunt.

[Anonymous No.51382383]

>>51382374
thats a man.

[Anonymous No.51382394]

It's getting awfully bullish in here

[Anonymous No.51382397]

>>51382369
>uk doing price control
>EU printing more money
Yeah it has peaked

[Anonymous No.51382402]

>>51382344

[Anonymous No.51382410]

What new monitor should I get with my gains? I am not sold on 4K, but I got a lot of 4K porn that I bet would look great on one. I like fast refresh rates so I can see the bars clearer, but a 4K 144hz monitor is so expensive. Also which companies are public that make monitor panels? There's a cartel on those things and I see those companies only having brighter futures as time goes on.

[Anonymous No.51382420]

>>51382402
Caprisun is SHIT

[Anonymous No.51382428]

>>51381750
There is no moving on. Once you've tasted the potential gains, there's no getting out. Your life has already been forever altered.
One thing you can do is look away for awhile, forget about your portfolio, and accept your current loss. Although, as you work and save money you'll eventually build a big enough pile that you'll feel the need to hop back in. In the meantime, perhaps those forgotten losers you're bagholding will have recovered some of the losses.

But again, there is no moving on. Whether you want to or not, you'll be back someday.

[Anonymous No.51382434]

>>51382420
>hi-c
Just had one earlier today

[Anonymous No.51382440]

>>51382397
>EU printing more money
>while raising rates
what happens then -- debt implosion?

[Anonymous No.51382445]

>>51382420
Hi-C is SHIT.
taste like fake fructose shitfruit juice

[Anonymous No.51382474]

>>51381923
Yes it's all very cute.

[Anonymous No.51382479]

>futures
SPX to 4800 by eoy is looking more and more inevitable.

[Anonymous No.51382486]

>>51382029
No one gives a shit about my research

[Anonymous No.51382490]

>>51382479
CPI crush bulls Tuesday

[Anonymous No.51382494]

>>51382479
Yeah 3800* by thursday

[Anonymous No.51382503]

The is a suckers rally and will fail like all the others.

[Anonymous No.51382508]

>>51382490
It's coming in below expectations. Think about it
>falling gas prices all summer
>home prices already falling
These are the two biggest drivers of inflation and they're both coming down HARD.

[Anonymous No.51382510]

>>51382361
>trade by instinct as long as you’re just slightly less retarded than everyone else.
Options just give you additional ways to express that non-retardation, imo. LEAPS to get more leverage than shares, calls or puts when you realize time sensitive information that isn't priced in, straddles and strangles for wild catalysts or crabbing you expect, all that shit.

Your pic isn't 100% right though. If all the obvious macro alpha were harvested, the entire COVID crash would've been in December 2019 or January 2020 because nothing changed w/r/t the disease or its course between then and March when the crash did wrap up. More recently, SIGA would've mooned (and dumped) faster in a world with perfect information processing. And likely in a few years we'll our scratch our heads why treasury bond yields took so long to price in QT and default risk.

[Anonymous No.51382513]

>>51381923
They have cute girls over there too, too bad they're all psycho meat puppets of their even more crazy mothers.

[Anonymous No.51382519]

>>51382445
Begone chinaman! No one will fall for your piss juice here!
>Hi-C owned by KO
It makes so much sense now.

[Anonymous No.51382521]

>>51382479
lol no

>>51382494
kek no, >midterms

[Anonymous No.51382523]

I hope you all know it's going to dump like a sack of potatoes opening bell

[Anonymous No.51382524]

>>51382486
nice work anon

[Anonymous No.51382536]

>>51382508
I wouldn’t say hard. Food prices still elevated. Regardless, CPI where it is, JPOW still laying the hammer + QT.
Pivoters will be BTFO.

[Anonymous No.51382544]

>>51382523
Or in a few hours.

[Anonymous No.51382549]

>>51382524
Thank you anon, someone appreciates me

[Anonymous No.51382555]

>>51382029
>>51382486
But anon, isn't STNE a fintech?

[Anonymous No.51382574]

>>51382486
You got me all excited with the STNE thinking it was a mining or quarry thing but it's just yet another gay IT service meme.

[Anonymous No.51382577]

>>51382519
My piss is still more healthier than that processed fructose shit you call juice.

[Anonymous No.51382585]

>>51382029
STNE is already in my portfolio. Most people prefer MELI.

[Anonymous No.51382614]

>>51382513
Sorry, I only like young buncun.

[Anonymous No.51382639]

>>51382440
Nothing. Hes retarded, the EU isnt printing.

[Anonymous No.51382649]

Apparently holhol powergrids are offline. Should have done it day one.

Z!

[Anonymous No.51382655]

URANIUM
R
A
N
I
U
M

...headed back to /sp/
football is back !!!!

[Anonymous No.51382657]

>>51382614
buncun

[Anonymous No.51382661]

>>51382510
>And likely in a few years we'll our scratch our heads why treasury bond yields took so long to price in QT and default risk
What would default risk being priced into treasuries look like on the 10 yr?

[Anonymous No.51382665]

>>51382657
I said young. And blind.

[Anonymous No.51382669]

>>51382428
grim

[Anonymous No.51382671]

is hydrogen going anywhere?

[Anonymous No.51382674]

SOXL's time has come.
The next earnings report flurry will be mixed, but overall SOXL will go up more than down for the next year at least.
We should be back in the 40s by Christmas.

[Anonymous No.51382689]

>>51382674
I'll buy back in at $8

[Anonymous No.51382692]

>>51382689
Same!

[Anonymous No.51382697]

is lunch break a thing? do people avoid trading it

[Anonymous No.51382724]

>>51382671
No

[Anonymous No.51382732]

The witching this week is going to be a wild ride

Buckle up, Homestuck.

[Anonymous No.51382755]

>>51382220
Uh yes it absolutely is a race to retirement, I retired at 32 and feel like I only just began living. I lived more since then than all the years since my teens. I never intend to meaningfully contribute to society again

[Anonymous No.51382761]

>>51382369
Wait until the EU's energy sanctions actually go into effect.

[Anonymous No.51382765]

>>51382755
Based.

[Anonymous No.51382772]

My EUR short and USD long are getting fucked. Should’ve sold when EUR hit .98 and JPY 143. Will the fed raising by 75 bps change that? Or a bad CPI print?

[Anonymous No.51382778]

>>51382755
>I retired at 32
Based,enjoy life dude

[Anonymous No.51382783]

>>51382732
Nothing will happen

[Anonymous No.51382785]

Why are futures going up when railroad workers are gonna stop services on monday?

[Anonymous No.51382793]

>>51382785
>going up
They're not

[Anonymous No.51382803]

>>51382783
Look at that tush

[Anonymous No.51382805]

>>51382755
Based

[Anonymous No.51382822]

>>51382755
Retiring is just leaving serfdom/wagecucking

[Anonymous No.51382825]

>>51382755
if I retired I have no friends really outside of people I work with and students who depend on me so I don't know what I would do really. I already get bored of video games in two months in summer if I dont do anything else.

[Anonymous No.51382832]

>>51382671
This bun shit is going to kill me. If there's good feet stuff of miruku that draws her with high arches I'm fucking dead meat. I will literally die of hentai and regret nothing

[Anonymous No.51382833]

>>51382825
let me rephrase this post
>the only thing I know is slavery

[Anonymous No.51382844]

>>51382825
You never learned to make friends without being assigned a social group by your boss or teacher. You are a housebroken tamed animal that no longer even knows how to socialize outside your cage. I hope you realize this and learn to repair yourself.

[Anonymous No.51382855]

SIGA sissies and monkepox fudders - I was looking over the CDC's data on testing and I think I found something significant.
The WHO and CDC have been claiming that monkeypoop cases are trending downward, reversing the months-long trend of increasing cases.
However this seems to correlate with a HUGE decrease in the # of tests being administered. At the end of August they were doing about 18,000 tests per week, now it's down to 2,000 tests per week. That's almost a 90% decrease in testing. At the same time the test positivity rate has stayed basically constant at around 20%. This suggests that they'd be finding and reporting FAR MORE cases if they were testing at the same rate as before...
Am I looking at this data wrong? Are my conclusions off base here? It seems like they're lying with statistics to justify the narrative of a downward trend

[Anonymous No.51382861]

>>51382825
Some people have to work to enjoy life. Plenty of Boomers who live to work. Nothing wrong with that. I just rather spend my time fishing, hanging out with the wife, playing with the dogs, hiking, and relaxing. I don't give a shit about people.

[Anonymous No.51382870]

>>51382832
Is that a challenge?

[Anonymous No.51382874]

I nominate this for next week's movie night

https://youtu.be/gCuoVMmes4c

[Anonymous No.51382878]

>>51382833
>>51382844
Life is complicated. Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.51382882]

>>51382861
>Some people have to work to enjoy life

[Anonymous No.51382887]

>>51382861
Even then it's trivially easy to make friends even 30+. Just have hobbies, go to events, and have good personal qualities and you'll know plenty of people in no time. Making friends is a fucking joke, because most people are lonely and looking for friends these days, you literally have to just show up where there's people of your same race and not be too big of a sperg

[Anonymous No.51382896]

>>51382870
Yes.jpg

[Anonymous No.51382898]

>>51382887
>not be too big of a sperg
Almost gave me some hope.

[Anonymous No.51382899]

>>51382887
a life on 4chan has me steeped in meme culture. I really only interact well acting behind 6 layers of irony and bullying zoomers so being a teacher fits my personality.

[Anonymous No.51382911]

>>51382887
Making friends is easy. The problem is having a hot wife that they all want to fuck.

[Anonymous No.51382912]

>>51382896
https://files.catbox.moe/y20bmb.webm

[Anonymous No.51382917]

>>51382899
What do you teach

[Anonymous No.51382923]

>>51382898
>Almost gave me some hope.
Not really that hard,are you going to bring diapers in a conversation or what?

[Anonymous No.51382932]

I’m pretty sure I’m just buying the bags of whales, but Uber seems intriguing.

[Anonymous No.51382943]

>>51382917
students, sometimes
duh

[Anonymous No.51382981]

>>51382923
He's going to accidentally say "based" at the wrong time and the jig is up.

[Anonymous No.51383007]

>>51382887
>because most people are lonely and looking for friends these days
no they are not. at 30+ most people already have a family, friends and relatives to communicate with. They don't have time for you unless you add value to their life.No, adding them to social media doesn't count as a friend

[Anonymous No.51383009]

>>51382361
this is not true for crypto

[Anonymous No.51383011]

SOXL sisters...

[Anonymous No.51383017]

>>51383011
god fucking damnit

[Anonymous No.51383022]

>>51382410
32 inch 4k 60hz is what I trade and sometimes game on and it's awesome

[Anonymous No.51383025]

>>51383011
>people didn't see this coming
INTC LRCX AMD

[Anonymous No.51383029]

>>51383011
less reverse engineered competition is bullish

[Anonymous No.51383048]

>>51382912
Stop posting feet, I can only get so erect

[Anonymous No.51383054]

>>51383025
INTC is going to 20. SOXL to 5.

[Anonymous No.51383108]

>>51382410

Rather have the 144hz than the 4k personally, but then I play shooters. Got this recently for 200$ and it's holding up fine so far:

https://www.costco.com/msi-optix-27%22-class-fhd-ips-gaming-monitor.product.100805677.html

Maybe get a pricier one iyw, but price compare them v amazon I bet they win. Let me just take a moment to say: I fucking love COST.

[Anonymous No.51383117]

>>51382689
You're not getting that chance, fren.

[Anonymous No.51383137]

>>51383108
>I fucking love COST.

[Anonymous No.51383144]

>>51382855
>Am I looking at this data wrong? Are my conclusions off base here?
Yes. Suppose it actually *were* dying down, what would you see? A balanced drop in # of cases and a drop in the # of tests.

Now if tests were being rolled out to be easier, with media hype/fear injected into the population, the positivity rate would decline as paranoid people test every rash they ever get.

Conversely, if They were covering things up while the virus...went ape, with people forgetting about it, doctors told not to test unless they're absolutely sure, etc, then you'd see a lot more positive results from remaining (very reluctant) testees. That is, the positivity rate would be increasing.

[Anonymous No.51383146]

X has gone up for three days on high volume.
It isn't a perfect "three white soldiers" pattern, but it's close.

[Anonymous No.51383153]

>>51383007
Of course they only want to be friends if you add value, that's true at literally every age and across every circumstance. Why would you buy a product unless it adds value to your life? In the same vein why would you want to spend precious free time on someone unless they were the kindest and most interesting person you knew? Well that's how it works, if you are constantly trying to be as pleasant and interesting as possible this shit is easy, but I forgot I was on 4chins were these things need to be spelled out

[Anonymous No.51383169]

>>51382410
The transition from TN panel 1920x1080 to IPS panel 2560x1440 was incredible. I didn't even care about the refresh rate at that point. I'll never pick another TN

[Anonymous No.51383218]

>>51383169
Whats a good 1440p IPS monitor

[Anonymous No.51383251]

>imagine falling for the biggest scam green candle since 2009
>this pump is supposed to be the coup de grâce of retail and meme faggots
Anyone who thinks this will last is a fucking idiot, the cold weather is coming and so is the massive recession of the west. Fucking fools, this rally is going to get sold off so hard in the coming weeks. Prepare your anus dipshits, that bootyhole is about to get savaged.

[Anonymous No.51383276]

>>51383144
I don't see how it's justified to decrease the rate of testing by 90% when there are clear indications that it's still spreading. Counties across the US continue to report "first cases" nearly every day... not to mention universities.
And with so many fewer tests being administered, the positivity rate should be increasing, not staying constant

[Anonymous No.51383300]

>>51383011
Sounds bullish for another cold war

[Anonymous No.51383316]

>>51383153
>>51383007
>>51382887
This is one of the best things about the expat/digital nomad life. In places where white people are a tiny minority, even dumb libs get extremely tribal and brotherly (not that many libs are expats, much better Overton window). You will make the best kind of friends: a very small number of absolute bros who always answer the phone, always want you to chill with them, and don't care at all about the tiny differences that push white people away from each other in denser populations. My best friend is the opposite of me, a big dumb gym bro with three kids out of wedlock. I am closer with him than I've ever been with any other friend. It's a totally different dynamic when you and your friends really NEED each other instead of just having hobbies in common.

[Anonymous No.51383340]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51383344]

>>51383218
I haven't had to shop for one in years, so my info is way out of date. I bought mine from those people on Amazon/eBay that resold Apple or Samsung monitors that were rejected by the manufacturer for very minor imperfections. Paid like 400 or so for a 28." I have no clue if something better has come along, it likely has at this point. Probably have to do some digging

[Anonymous No.51383352]

>>51382981
>racist "walkable city" concept shows no PoC
>professional opinionists are calling it "disgustingly unamerican", and "problematically comfortable to whites"
Btw I love my car, and if your city isn't driveable that's OK, I prefer narrow roads lined by trees anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmKGWiIx1Sw

[Anonymous No.51383366]

>>51383251
We'll pump into fomc on inflation "peaking" (i.e. spr being dumped to suppress energy) and resuming dumping either with fomc or midterms

[Anonymous No.51383395]

39 years old. Now to be honest I could fully retire from my job at the nice age of 48 without taking any sort of hit financially. However if I stick around a few years longer and walk at age 54 then my benefits would be even fatter. Why cap it at 54?. Well max benefits for one. For another anything past 32 yrs (actually 31 due to uh sick time credit applied) your essentially paying them to show up daily.. Also I couldn't do any other job and get paid what I do now by doing "nothing" to earn it along with the very low stress environment I'm exposed to.. I started there at a young age so yeah go me..

[Anonymous No.51383400]

>>51382206
Selling after first price dump is not investing. My positions could go down 50% and I wouldn't care because those are solid companies that will stay on the market for decades and pay me dividends in that time. Trading is for those who want to gamble. If you want to make money then actually start investing

[Anonymous No.51383421]

>>51382981
>based
Do normies know what based is these days?

[Anonymous No.51383485]

BUNNY CUNNY CUTE AND FUNNY BLOW A JANNIES BRAINS OUT HONEY

KILL A NIGGER BEAT A JEW, SHOOT ALL KIKES TWO BY TWO

BUNNY CUNNY CUTE AND FUNNY

FUCK YOU JANNIE GO BACK TO YOUR WAGESLAVE JOB. I CANNOT BE STOPPED. I KNOW YOU WORK FOR FREE AND YOUR GF IS GETTING SLAMMED BY MR SHECKLESTIEN RN LOL

[Anonymous No.51383486]

>>51383395
I plan to retire at 40. Right now I make enough money to buy a house every 4 years where I live. In 8 years I should have enough passive income from divvies to have comfy life. I wish I started investing much earlier into my life though.

[Anonymous No.51383492]

>>51383276
>I don't see how it's justified to decrease the rate of testing by 90% when there are clear indications that it's still spreading.
Except it's not a 90% drop in testing - the week of 9/10 has barely begun and it's still the weekend. Looking at the current case rate vs peak, I'd expect this week to end with about a 75% drop from highs.

I think your base scenario should be a general decline in rash-spreading close contact as pride orgies die down, gays are no longer on summer vacation, skin-to-skin contact at clubs is lessened, etc. This combines with a test that's also notoriously hard to get right (just swabbing a rash isn't foolproof, you need active pustules or some shit IIRC).

So let's say 40% of people tested have the pox, while 60% just have a generic rash (virus, allergy, whatever). Half the 40% come back positive and give you the 20% positivity rate. At best that means the "real" count is doubled, but the disease is still in terminal decline.

Lastly, you should realize that dividing by 80,000 is completely irrelevant because testing capacity isn't anywhere close to being maxed out. You can just say 18,098 tests are now 4,000 or whatever the total ends up being in a few days.

[Anonymous No.51383502]

>>51383421
I'd say loosely yes depending on what you mean by "based". Generally the opinion has never left the old based = cool. I don't think any serious and lasting criticisms would be leveled at you for saying "based" in public unless you're in a very very formal area that would object to most forms of slang anyway.

[Anonymous No.51383509]

>>51383502
Its more of a "no cap" these days

[Anonymous No.51383513]

>>51383485

[Anonymous No.51383529]

>>51383485
HOLLY BASED

[Anonymous No.51383542]

>>51383485
lmfao

[Anonymous No.51383544]

>>51383485

[Anonymous No.51383602]

I came here from a site called reddit and you can upvote posts on that site and I think it would be really fun if you could do the same here

[Anonymous No.51383635]

>>51381592
That FanDuel shit was free money.

Put $10 in. Risked $5 on bet 1. Did two bets with $30 of $150 free credit. Cashed third bet spread for 10 so locked in profits. Won the other two bets. Giants by 1-13. Should have used all 150 when payout was $1500.

Wonder how many degens didn’t cash out of their entire account.

Deleting app once I use the remaining free $120.

[Anonymous No.51383645]

Why are we going up?

[Anonymous No.51383651]

>>51383602
I disagree.

[Anonymous No.51383663]

>>51383108
I would only use 4k to trade and pound off. The smoothness of 144hz is a game changer. One more good trade and I'll get one of those.

[Anonymous No.51383670]

>>51383635
I'm just too lazy to do it but I want to sign up for almost every betting app I can, take their sign up bonus, make the easiest bet I can, then cash out all of it. You could easily make a good $1000 or more.

[Anonymous No.51383693]

>>51383670
Betting sites are just barely a step above shitcoin exchanges (Bitfinex is basically an ancestor of a poker betting site from the 2000s). So there is a very real risk that when the shitco implodes your credit card details are "accidentally" hacked.

[Anonymous No.51383704]

If you haven't bought MDB then you're not even trying.

[Anonymous No.51383733]

can this recession get started already, i want to buy an old 4wd truck and not spend 30k
sincerely,
anon

[Anonymous No.51383735]

>>51383670
I’ve never done it before so I was skeptical. But risking 5 to unlock 150 free credit. You could bet 150 on a spread and immediate cash on it. Even if it was only worth 140. Who cares free money.

It’s to hook you. FanDuel hates ppl like me who immediately cash out but I degen options to get by so I know better than to not take a 28 bagger

I also bet on the giants to win when the spread was giants to lose by 19.5

[Anonymous No.51383763]

>>51383735
I've only done it once, but I got my brother to sign up so we both got $50 free to bet with. We both put the $50 to win $50 on a basketball game and we won lol. So you keep the free $50 and the $50 you win. Made $100 easy.

[Anonymous No.51383804]

im putting $1k every 2 weeks into my oil stocks but i swear i could save double that very 2 weeks if i didnt spend money on stupid shit

just bought pic related lol, i want to be comfy at my wageslave deskjob, the minimum wagies dress better than me but i dont care i just want to wear jeans and running shoes everyday

[Anonymous No.51383813]

>>51383804
*pic related

but should a grown ass man try to get away with wearing cringe shoes like this

[Anonymous No.51383817]

stop selling my oil you fucks

[Anonymous No.51383832]

>>51383813
Those are for exercise, not fashion.

[Anonymous No.51383846]

>>51383763
Nice nice. I was happy making $5 net minimum (off 5) cashing on spread when I got home. Didn’t think giants would win for once but they were truly risk free so i hoddled the other two.

[Anonymous No.51383860]

>>51383846
I do one of these every weekend.
So much weird upsets but it's week one. It was $1 to win $2800 lol

[Anonymous No.51383872]

>>51382287
based
i love trading futures

[Anonymous No.51383881]

>>51382825
We'll get you selling naked puts and calls in no time

[Anonymous No.51383891]

>>51383860
If I didn’t have so much risk exposure with options I’d be on that. I’m very tempted to throw my $120 remaining credit on a spread and cashing for even $100 and bringing that home. But I think I’ll place more bets next weekend. Idk shit about sports betting. Used to do fantasy but not bookie shit.

Def making my gf a FanDuels account and extracting that free money too.

Lol these notifications and auto logouts. Imagine if Robinhood gave you intraday degen status reports in 2020. They’d never gotten to an ipo

[Anonymous No.51383895]

>>51381592
Shemitah is over soon, be ready to be HEEMED bobos. We're headed to the fucking moon once (((September))) ends.

[Anonymous No.51383910]

>>51383832
i want comfort not exercise, but i'll also start running again now that everyone in canada knows covid is not real

[Anonymous No.51383912]

>>51383895
Wouldn't it be the opposite when everything crashes and burns, especially when railroads and UPS workers are going on strike next week?

[Anonymous No.51383923]

Hope you all are prepared for food shortages to get even worse

https://youtu.be/8JASuy9viLo

[Anonymous No.51383962]

>>51383804
>grown man
>jeans and running shoes

[Anonymous No.51383970]

>>51383912
Shemitah IS bobo season dummy. Shemitah ending is historically a bullflag among bullflags.

bobo of course will cope and seethe but it changes nothing. Boboshits have until the 26th to bend the knee to BVLLCHADS

[Anonymous No.51383980]

>>51383923
i moved out but i never do groceries since i fast 16:8 and also just go to my parents every night to eat + pack a lunch since i still live very close

[Anonymous No.51383983]

>Biden to hit China with broader curbs on U.S. chip and tool exports
https://www.reuters.com/business/exclusive-biden-hit-china-with-broader-curbs-us-chip-tool-exports-sources-2022-09-11/

Goodnight tech. Goodnight China.

[Anonymous No.51383998]

shemitah is when bear market begins lol

[Anonymous No.51384015]

>>51383912
>Wouldn't it be the opposite when everything crashes and burns, especially when railroads and UPS workers are going on strike next week?
is that really a thing? Saw what seemed like a single literally-who twitter post.

[Anonymous No.51384017]

>>51383923
> Some LiterallyWho with millions of clickbait doom videos

Not against preparedness but if you take even one word this fat biracial retard says seriously, you are unsalvageable

[Anonymous No.51384027]

>>51383962
i actually want to wear slippers at work but we're not allowed to
it's a casual office but there's still a limit, no shorts/pj's/slippers :(

im going to wageslave tomorrow and the min wagies quit so i have to do their data entry work (but get paid 45/hour instead of 18/hour whatever they get paid now) and i fucking dread it since that work is ironically harder than the higher payscale work i do
since im going to be slightly stressed i at least want to be comfy, just ordered the shoes hopes it gets here before thursday

[Anonymous No.51384062]

>>51383817
if it keeps dipping im going to use my emergency fund (like $4k only though lol) to buy more oil

i really need to stop holding this much cash in my chequing, ive been lazy in opening a line of credit for emergency funds instead

[Anonymous No.51384075]

>>51383998
A HECKING SHEMITAH

[Anonymous No.51384129]

>>51383983
Policy wise, Biden's administration is basically Trump's 2nd term without the tweets.

[Anonymous No.51384147]

>>51383970
Why do you enjoy lying so blatantly?

[Anonymous No.51384153]

>>51382825
join a church if you haven't already, get involved, go to services and meetups there and volunteer for programs. it's really comfy and you can build bonds with people like you have at work but often times even better. You can put as much or as little into it as you want and it's never a cage. God is good. my personal recommendation would be to check out a Southern Baptist or Salvation Army church.

[Anonymous No.51384164]

>>51384153
>join a church

[Anonymous No.51384173]

>>51382844
That's funny because it's true. haha

[Anonymous No.51384183]

>>51383923

U better believe it bucko

[Anonymous No.51384186]

>>51383923
Well if Adam Snyder says so...

[Anonymous No.51384200]

>>51383962
Fug this is me. I'm a 32 year old man and won't wear anything except a black t-shirt, jeans, and Nike Air Maxes. I don't know how to stop. Anything else doesn't look like my mental representation of myself in the mirror and feels wrong.

[Anonymous No.51384202]

Buy intel

[Anonymous No.51384203]

>>51384164
SHEMITAH enjoyer spotted

[Anonymous No.51384220]

>some images arent loading again

[Anonymous No.51384229]

>>51381750
I bought a shitty house next to niggers that I can’t sell

[Anonymous No.51384243]

Good morning sirs!

[Anonymous No.51384246]

>>51383011
TSMC stays winning

[Anonymous No.51384255]

>>51383962
Look this might come as a shock but most men don't give a black life about fashion, please do not project your tranny tier bizarre mental processes onto the rest of us

[Anonymous No.51384257]

>>51384153
Thanks just joined my local Buddhist temple. They seem like the most logical religion; life is suffering and then you die and do it all over again.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Du%E1%B8%A5kha

[Anonymous No.51384262]

>>51384200
Come on now, anon.
You're 32 years old and haven't stopped worrying about minute details in this transient life of ours yet. Nobody cares what you wear, and neither should you.

[Anonymous No.51384280]

>>51384257
That is why you need to seek knowledge and break free from this cycle.

[Anonymous No.51384291]

>Ukrainian troops reach border with Russia in Kharkiv region's north
Ukraine is winning my bastards.
Putler is finished.

[Anonymous No.51384298]

>>51384200
then start by getting quality fitting shirts that have a collar. once your used to seeing yourself with a collar you can add one more thing and so on so you don't feel awkward

[Anonymous No.51384299]

>>51384262
You ever consider that you are so passive in your preferences entirely because school and later your shitjob have controlled literally every facet of your life from the clothes you wear to the behaviour that's allowed, to the words you can say, and even the thoughts and feelings you're allowed to have inside your own mind, for SO GODDAMNED LONG?

Ever hear that old parable about a tiger pacing its cage every day talking big shit about what it'd do if it got free, only for the door to be thrown open, and the tiger just kept pacing his cage? That's literally you.

> NO BRO I DON'T MIND WEARING A TIE REALLY IT'S NO BIG DEAL

[Anonymous No.51384301]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51384322]

>>51384301
KILL ALL BEARS
THANK GOD FOR DEAD BEARS
YOU BELONG IN A CONCENTRATION CAMP

[Anonymous No.51384327]

>>51384280
Already watching every Alan Watts video on YouTube.

[Anonymous No.51384342]

>>51384062
>oil selling off
>again
>for no reason
>again
Someone get the arabs on the phone.

[Anonymous No.51384346]

>>51384327
> I get my religious insight from random retards on the internet
Good God, I hate normal people

[Anonymous No.51384347]

>>51384280
>desire for knowledge
Evil, remove that desire

[Anonymous No.51384363]

>>51384202
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.51384364]

>>51384346
buddha & jesus were just random retards though.

[Anonymous No.51384371]

>>51384322
>kill
i think i know who's going to die tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51384396]

>>51384246
tsmc will get dragged down too anon, though obviously it will always be bullish for them if china keeps getting cucked
for how woke EU seems to be, they're still smart enough to cuck China and not allowing them to get equipment from ASML lol

[Anonymous No.51384398]

>>51383054
SOXL is going to 45 by EOY and 80 by 1 year.
INTC will go up slightly but far below what the rest of the SOXL pack will do.

[Anonymous No.51384404]

>>51384371
I am not going to die no matter what the market does, I am going to perpetually invest my entire income indefinitely. If it pumps I make money, if it dumps I just buy on sale. Your life is a joke

[Anonymous No.51384414]

>>51384364
Jesus Christ was God in the flesh. He rose from the dead and ended human sacrifice on this planet.

[Anonymous No.51384433]

>>51384414
>jesus was god

[Anonymous No.51384444]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51384447]

>>51384398
Yeah. I have dozens of 30/50c nov and Jan

[Anonymous No.51384462]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51384473]

>>51384433
Yes. He still is.

[Anonymous No.51384475]

>>51384414
aztecs were using human sacrifices well after jesus' time

[Anonymous No.51384480]

What's the bull case? Let's say the market rallies like hell this week (as expected)... then what?

[Anonymous No.51384510]

>>51384364
>>51384414
Some random retard claimed to be the brother of Jesus Christ and then ~50 million people died.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taiping_Rebellion

[Anonymous No.51384511]

>>51384473
GOD was so powerful he couldn't stop satan. He needed to sacrifice his own son to save us. Sounds like a bad disney movie. More like Jesus was enlightened and shared his knowledge with us to free us from this prison.

[Anonymous No.51384512]

>>51384473
You know who made that jesus portrait,right?

[Anonymous No.51384515]

>>51383962
haha, that's me. jeans, oxford striped or plaid button down shirt and nice running shoes. I work as a janitor for offices though. So it's as nice as i can dress without being plainly overdressed for the job

[Anonymous No.51384526]

>>51384475
And the Aztecs were destroyed by followers of Christ
Your point?

[Anonymous No.51384527]

The thread is just oozing Boomer right now.

[Anonymous No.51384529]

>>51384398
>>51384414
>>51384473
Why would Jesus be a fan of money-changing or anything /biz/-like? Alternately: why would Jesus be identical to the Semitic storm god Yahweh? Are you just baiting?

[Anonymous No.51384533]

>>51384396
>for how woke EU seems to be, they're still smart enough to cuck China and not allowing them to get equipment from ASML lol
now there is precedent for ith with the whole russia ukraine thing I could totally see it. my idea about tsmc is they are the only IN the usa and are producing chips already, no tariff, no long shipping times, etc

[Anonymous No.51384537]

at least i don't wear tshirts i guess. The running shoes are cause it's much better for my knees walking all day. I haven't been on much this weekend, what's the general consensus about next week? I see people saying it's going to be a solid green week in this particular thread but isn't there supposed to be a fed meeting this week?

[Anonymous No.51384550]

>>51384473
maranatha anon

[Anonymous No.51384552]

New

>>51384547
>>51384547

[Anonymous No.51384555]

>>51384529
fuck off cia jew niggerfaggot

[Anonymous No.51384557]

>>51384473
amen anon, keep shinning your light.

[Anonymous No.51384561]

>>51384552
Way too early for a Sunday, buddy

[Anonymous No.51384564]

>>51384462
me at the back

[Anonymous No.51384570]

>>51384561
I know but i gotta take a shit

[Anonymous No.51384573]

>>51384555
>t. lazy JIDF mercenary

[Anonymous No.51384575]

I am posting in this thread until bump limit

[Anonymous No.51384576]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51384583]

>>51384342
I just finished taking a shit so large it made me grunt on the way out. This is very bullish for oil, relax.

[Anonymous No.51384592]

when CPI ima gonna gamble bigly

[Anonymous No.51384605]

>>51384592
CPI gambles never seem to work well from what I have observed. Just wait 9 days until FOMC. Much better gambling opportunity.

[Anonymous No.51384606]

>>51384583
Sounds gay

[Anonymous No.51384610]

>>51384552
All early bakers will be EXECUTED. The rules should be 315 posts, page 9 before you even THINK about baking.

[Anonymous No.51384617]

>>51384605
why not both? i 10x'd last time powell had a lil fireside chat

[Anonymous No.51384621]

>>51384610
More civilized boards wait till page 10. I am good with killing more crypto threads and all but at least bump limit should be mandatory.

[Anonymous No.51384635]

>>51384617
Market always makes big moves when papa powell tells us a story. I don't think anyone that talks about CPI has enough power to move the markets.
>0KHRT
OH NO

[Anonymous No.51384639]

>>51383912
>UPS workers
We're striking next Aug, not next week

[Anonymous No.51384768]

>>51384398
On what basis do you say this nigger

[Anonymous No.51384858]

>>51384255
Nigger, I wear black dress pants/and a shirt with a collar, or blue jeans and a t-shirt with Hitler on the front. I always wear black boots that I will use to cave your skull in for you. Grow up and start dressing like a White man, not like some fat pig in some dusty cubicle farm.

[Anonymous No.51384888]

>>51382772
CPI is gonna come in lower than expected, mainly bc of energy and cars... traders know this and were getting ahead of it last week. Market will erupt higher on Tuesday, USD down, EUR and JPY up

[Anonymous No.51384901]

>>51384229
why did you do that to yourself

[Anonymous No.51385160]

>>51384768
>>51384858
n-word used

[Anonymous No.51386047]

>>51383923
>youtubers shilling food chain collapse
this is how you know nothing is going to happen