Housing market thread.

[Anonymous No.51358452]

Show me your gems. How’s the current market doing?

>“ "Fixer Upper" This home is sold "AS IS", solid brick home, completed gutted and ready for some TLC. Put your stamp on it and make it your dream home. Great location, close to schools, parks and shopping.”

[Anonymous No.51358496]

> INSTANT EQUITY!!! This is your opportunity to get a great deal on your next investment property. The home is completely gutted and ready for you to put your own touch on it! Handyman special. Great fix and flip. TLC.

[Anonymous No.51358520]

>>51358452
Where I live these get bough up by investment firms immediately and turned into a stack of 12 shoebox studio apartments at 110% market rate as they are new and therefore "luxury".
Every. Single. Time.

[Anonymous No.51358522]

> Sold AS IS! Investor Special. City water available.All utilities with City of Fresno. Within 5 miles of Amazon and Ultra Beauty Distribution Centers. Parcel APN 329-100-03 is zoned AL20. Seller is aggressive to sell so bring any offers and don't miss this great opportunity. Close to Orange Center Elementary School.1031 tax deferred exchange at no cost to the buyer.

[Anonymous No.51358692]

Check it

[Anonymous No.51358765]

>>51358522
Fresno is like if compton and arkansas had a kid

[Anonymous No.51358864]

I saw a picture of a house falling off the cliff on reddit for something like 150k. The neighbour house had already fell off the cliff.
I laugh for a solid 5 minutes then I cried because I will never be able to afford to move out.

[Anonymous No.51358879]

>>51358864
found it.

[Anonymous No.51358952]

>>51358879
“Bring your tool! Sweat equity!”

[Anonymous No.51358960]

>>51358692
Remember to dream too

[Anonymous No.51359873]

Mmmmm delicious

[Anonymous No.51360000]

>>51358960
*goes up stairs*
*reminds self again to get divorced asap*

[Anonymous No.51360017]

>>51358960
>comic sans

[Anonymous No.51360106]

>>51358452
>contractor's special
>bring your toolbelt!
>great for the handyman!
>diamond in the rough
>has good bones
>needs some "sweat equity"
>desirable neighborhood
>won't last long
>make an offer today

[Anonymous No.51360124]

>>51358960
Nothing has made me want a woman less than looking at listings on Zillow. Half of them have this "Laugh Live Love" signage garbage.

[Anonymous No.51360129]

>>51358452
>look at bad house in high property value area
This is literally the stupidest commie propaganda and that’s saying something

[Anonymous No.51360233]

>>51360124
this is why you rent an apartment with a woman for a few years and validate whether or not they have good taste amongst other things before you do big boy things like get married, buy a house and have kids. my wife makes more than me, so her more-questionable spending comes out of her checking account and not mine. great arrangement, highly recommended.

[Anonymous No.51360292]

>>51358496
lotta land with that shitbox

[Anonymous No.51360317]

>>51360292
You want some land, friend!
10 acres with this piece of shit! Even comes with an “active nuisance!”

[Anonymous No.51360329]

Why are property investors so cringe?

[Anonymous No.51360340]

>>51358960
Hope
Love
Live
Laugh
Dream
Imagine
Believe
Courage
Happiness

[Anonymous No.51360365]

>>51358522
I live in this area, kill me. Also on the train here we always pass what seems to be a mostly abandoned town (even the train station is boarded up) I wonder what the prices there are like.

[Anonymous No.51360374]

>Redevelopment opportunity for Triplex/ Multi Family Project! Property needs some TLC to get it up and running but is fully fenced with a septic in place, electricity in place and 5 water meters.

[Anonymous No.51360389]

good bones mmm

[Anonymous No.51360391]

>>51360017
Impact would have been better?
Its the fact she couldn't even centre the shit.
I'd set fire to that fucking place, just to avoid seeing what horrors await in other rooms.

[Anonymous No.51360402]

Zesty

[Anonymous No.51360424]

>>51360340
>N
>I

[Anonymous No.51360659]

>Great opportunity! Nice location. Shopping and expressway nearby. Downtown and airport within minutes.

[Anonymous No.51360719]

Last one for the night.

[Anonymous No.51360771]

>>51360719
imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.51360772]

>>51358960
>literally live laugh love
Women were a mistake.

[Anonymous No.51360790]

>>51360317
10ac for 100k, that's cheap

[Anonymous No.51360812]

>>51358522

I lives in Fresno for 6 years. Literally the worst place to live. I find it funny people actually enjoy living there. Complete shit hole.

[Anonymous No.51362089]

>>51358520
I want to be there to build an apartment building on this kind of house

[Anonymous No.51362403]

>not buying one of these shacks and proceeding to larp as a STALKER in the zone full time

[Anonymous No.51362506]

>>51360719
holy fuck. manmade horrors

[Anonymous No.51362528]

>>51358452
ITT: People who think the value of real estate is the building.

[Anonymous No.51362541]

>>51360106
>I hate house flippers!
>I hate houses that need work.

[Anonymous No.51362568]

>>51360374
>A BIT OF A FIXER UPPER
Jesus fucking christ
That house costs 0 dollars. You could literally squat there and nobody would kick you out. All you'd have to deal with is the crackheads, with whom you'd have to deal with anyway.

[Anonymous No.51362571]

>>51358879
Bet you they still ask $50.000 for the one that already collapsed

[Anonymous No.51362578]

>>51362403
Squatting is free, dumbass. What, are the property owners gonna come and bitch you out?

[Anonymous No.51362959]

>>51360106
In Norway they have coined the term "arealeffektiv" when talking about the tiniest of apartments. It essentially means "effective usage of the space" which is also never true. Also being within a "stones throw" of something can mean being kilometers away.

[Anonymous No.51364374]

>>51358452
why do you crop location nigger

[Anonymous No.51364423]

I pay over $300 for water/sewage and another $300 for electricity. Living in the city is a scam

Unironically considering moving to a smaller house in the country

[Anonymous No.51364426]

>>51358496
>buy $400 worth of timber
>build starter house from first night in minecraft
>sell for $150k

[Anonymous No.51364443]

>>51364374
my thoughts exactly

[Anonymous No.51364475]

>>51360719
What's so bad about this one? It just looks like a thot bedroom

[Anonymous No.51364479]

>>51359873
No cap has great bones

[Anonymous No.51364545]

>>51364475
Lol

[Anonymous No.51364574]

>>51364374
>>51364443
Because if I did you two chucklefucks only focus on the location. This thread is about shitty houses with too big of a pricetag.

[Anonymous No.51364576]

>>51358452
>>51358520
>>51360329
>>51362528
>>51362541
>>51362568
>>51362578
So I had this idea. Why not post up bank owned and "investor" homes on twitter so people can find them and use them as squats, trap houses, and to throw ragers?

Sort of like that one guy who posts Elon Musk's private jet location.

[Anonymous No.51364619]

>>51358452
Brick and mortar house no matter how neglected and in what state of disrepair can always be salvaged and brought to living standards and renewed.
These wood obs panel shits are just a hazard that needs to be demolished.
So you are buying the overpriced plot with garbage that needs to be removed to do anything.

[Anonymous No.51364799]

>>51364619
>OSB
30 year teardown cycle. All part of the plan goy.

[Anonymous No.51364854]

>>51364619
tbf, a lot of this wasnt built to last as long as it did - >>51360659 has a salvageable brick foundation because there was no other way to even out the ground. The rest was always shit thrown up on top to keep the rain out temporarily, never any pretense otherwise. They could have built the whole thing with bricks, as they could now instead of using trash disposable sawdust waste like OSB - its just an expected lifespan v. cost issue. Not even the biggest retard on Gods earth thinks any of the panel shack shit hereby posted is salvageable, foundation/cellar maybe by side. tldr, Burgers are a disposable culture.

[Anonymous No.51365048]

>>51358522
LOL

[Anonymous No.51366186]

>>51358452
>>51358496
>House flippers dumping projects on the market
Yeah, housing market is doing great.

>>51358960
Eat, pray, love was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.51366262]

>>51360374
Obviously tear down property price which is pretty fair if it's in a high price city

>>51360719
I'd fuck tf outta the chick who lived there

[Anonymous No.51366265]

>>51362541
There are really flippers who buy abortions of houses and spend really time and money to fix them up. The problem is current home prices makes meth houses unprofitable to fix up.

Then there are the lipstick flippers. These fuckers buy a perfectly livable houses. Through some paint on the walls and hire a few mexicans for landscaping. Throw it back into the market with 100k mark up.

Lipstick flippers are getting fucked right and that makes hard.

[Anonymous No.51366286]

>>51364576
Yes... I'll post some Airbnbs too

[Anonymous No.51366354]

>>51358452
Had one locally that was burned down to ruble and they were asking $150k for it. For a burned down 800sqft (now zero sqft) cuck shed. No screenshot because the listing has been removed since I last saw it.
t. East Texas

[Anonymous No.51366357]

>>51366286
3240 e Oak st Phoenix AZ
3314 e Cypress st Phoenix AZ
3330 e Cypress st Phoenix AZ
3727 e Yale st Phoenix AZ
4208 e Lewis st Phoenix AZ

All airbnbs

[Anonymous No.51366463]

>>51362541
Here is a perfect example of why I hate flippers. Lucky he is going to get fucked.

[Anonymous No.51366486]

>>51366463
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/237-E-Desert-Ln-Gilbert-AZ-85234/8234073_zpid/?utm_campaign=androidappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare

[Anonymous No.51366509]

>>51362541
Another example of a lipstick flipper
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/332-N-Cobblestone-St-Gilbert-AZ-85234/8236141_zpid/?utm_campaign=androidappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare

[Anonymous No.51366535]

>>51360129
>Nooooo stop laughing it's not funny! That's in a heckin high value area! You dirty commies!
Boomers seething.

[Anonymous No.51366545]

>>51362541
This lipstick flipper is getting fucked

[Anonymous No.51366558]

>>51366545
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/685-S-Marin-Dr-Gilbert-AZ-85296/8275582_zpid/?utm_campaign=androidappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare

[Anonymous No.51366570]

>>51358520
There is no point to life.

[Anonymous No.51366593]

>>51358452
It's coming down at least, was $1.1m

[Anonymous No.51366774]

>>51362541
Another lipstick flipper
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/520-E-San-Pedro-Ave-Gilbert-AZ-85234/8247342_zpid/?utm_campaign=androidappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare

[Anonymous No.51366801]

>>51360719
she 100% have aids tier stds

[Anonymous No.51366806]

>>51362541
Lipstick flipper
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1383-E-Washington-Ave-Gilbert-AZ-85234/8269708_zpid/?utm_campaign=androidappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare

[Anonymous No.51366836]

[Anonymous No.51366859]

>>51366836
250k... any takers?

[Anonymous No.51366935]

Starting to look reasonable if you want to retire to the middle of nowhere.

[Anonymous No.51366936]

They finally put some white paint and grey LVP on it sometime in May
Still never sold
Really great to see flippers getting rekt

[Anonymous No.51367010]

>>51366545
>>51366558
What was their original plan? To only make $6,600 on a flip? That wouldn't even cover the cost on the purchase, let alone the subsequent sale

[Anonymous No.51367025]

>>51360790
Not in America. That's a shit deal.

[Anonymous No.51367046]

Happy to see opendoor taking loses

[Anonymous No.51367217]

>live in upper class part of indiana with my parents (still in college)
>houses in neighborhood are 700k+ nearly double normal for surrounding areas
>house down the street has had a for sale sign for over 3 weeks now

people just don't seem to be buying. I think the places with the most inflated prices are getting hit the hardest by these high mortgage rates

[Anonymous No.51367324]

>AS REQUIRED BY OREGON STATE LAW: the previous owner of the property passed away within his home. Note that all human remains have been thoroughly cleaned and health inspectors have approved the property for sale. Oozing with soul in the vibrant Stark Street area!

[Anonymous No.51367348]

>>51367010
Judging from the dates, they probably got cold feet over the beginning of interest hikes and decided to cut and run early

[Anonymous No.51367351]

>>51367217
Why the fuck would anyone be buying? Global markets have been in a decline/crab since November of last year, so no one is hitting it big there. Nominal wages have fallen, so no one is really getting a big raise. Crypto has been in the shitter. The only people buying are those stupid enough to have saved cash for a downpayment and can't calculate how bad the mortgage rates will fuck them for 30 years.

[Anonymous No.51367361]

Even banks are retarded still

[Anonymous No.51367370]

>>51367324
Now there's a real estate scam for you... Drive a tranny to an hero and then scoop up their property after the price dumps.

[Anonymous No.51367400]

YEAP JUST NEEDS A BIT OF ELBOW GREASE AND IT'LL BE GOOD AS NEW
KIDS THESE DAYS DON'T KNOW HOW TO PUT IN AN HONEST DAYS WORK I TELL YA HWAT
---
BILL HENDERSON
USMC MAR 1975 - APRIL 1975
66 CORVETTE - "SCREAMIN DEMON"
92 F150
2018 KIA GOOKBOX - FOR THE OLD BALL N CHAIN

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[Anonymous No.51367457]

>>51367324
lmfao

[Anonymous No.51367511]

California lmao

[Anonymous No.51367578]

>>51367217
Lot of people don't realize they missed the top and are now scrambling to sell before the market crashes even more. They don't seem to get that anyone who bought in the last couple years got fucked and now everyone else is too broke to buy until a real crash happens.

[Anonymous No.51367854]

>>51367511
This house looks like a trani

[Anonymous No.51367922]

>>51367511
Wow Phoenix is cheap compared to that.

[Anonymous No.51367976]

My gem remains _SYS_ ATM. I am optimistic that anyone who jumps in on this gem now will be a millionaire in the coming years. The coin is worth keeping, especially in the long run. It's extremely safe and scalable. It has a lot of pumping potential. Its blockchain is the most advanced among Layer1 networks.

[Anonymous No.51367980]

>>51367511
Closest I could find to absolute shit in the Phoenix area
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1443-E-Cedar-St-Tempe-AZ-85281/7587369_zpid/?utm_campaign=androidappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare

[Anonymous No.51368001]

>>51366265
This.

Anybody who isn't a moron knows the difference. Wife and I were house hunting 2019/2020. Went to some houses that were clearly lipstick flips. Fresh paint, concrete and landscaping... On closer inspection, no work done to garage (giant hole) and electrical clearly unchanged since house built in the 50s.

On the flipside, one of our neighbors was an idiot landlord and long story short, a tenant drove a car through the house and got it red tagged. Contractor bought it cash, fixed all structural issues, redid practically everything down to the studs, basically gutted the place and sold it at market top. He made a hefty profit but it was a solid 3 months of intense non-bullshit work.

There are so many factors that go into buying a house, it is mind boggling. Age of house can determine modern standards (grounded vs shit electrical, lead paint, asbestos) and you also have to factor local taxation, utilities, etc. In CA, we have extremely low property tax relative to home value due to prop 13... however you still have mello-roos and HOA out to fuck you. Lipstick flippers are just another obstacle to circumvent.

Wife and I are going to stay put. We know our 100k unrealized equity gain is a meme. What isn't a meme is 2.675% interest, lmao our mortgage is cheap as fuck. House prices will go down as cost of borrowing goes up as market rates now can add tens of thousands on total cost of ownership... Just like mello-roos. Just another factor to consider.

[Anonymous No.51368197]

Phoenix area is a dirty shithole. Scottsdale, fountain hills, some of Tempe, are only nice parts.

[Anonymous No.51368577]

>>51368197

[Anonymous No.51368622]

>>51368577
>that price history
never seen such delusion in my life

[Anonymous No.51368906]

>>51367351
So what is the alternative right now then? Rent in my area is roughly 1,850, but I can get a doublewide on some land with a mortgage of roughly 500-1000. I don't really care about the 30 year run or turning a profit on the house if I'm paying below 1k a month for a place to live.

[Anonymous No.51368976]

>>51362541
KYS Norman

[Anonymous No.51369023]

>>51367400
I love the fake boomer forum posts more than you know

[Anonymous No.51369046]

>>51368906
double check those properties, there is probably a reason they're so affordable. get on google earth and "drive" those areas looking for graffiti, trash, abandoned shopping carts, spooks. pay special attention to culverts and drainage channels nearby.

[Anonymous No.51369090]

Not too bad actually

[Anonymous No.51369118]

Why yes this house is two blocks from the former colored high school how did you know

[Anonymous No.51369163]

These people are delusional
Busted ass house on the shit side of town

[Anonymous No.51369235]

>>51358522
>fresno
the actual value is $10, the other $159990 is the hospital bill when the 37 meth heads waiting inside jump out and stab you

[Anonymous No.51369465]

Can someone explain why the fuck Boise pumped so hard during this shitshow?

[Anonymous No.51369563]

>>51369465
Isnt Boise another one of those "well off west coaster" relocation spots?

[Anonymous No.51369581]

>>51369465
Californians realized they could sell off their overpriced homes and makes offensive cash offers in places that were rural, had land and great mountainous views. They would make offers of 400,000 in cash on homes worth 300,000 and butt out anyone else because they could skip the home inspection, lender approval, and all other hold ups. Montana and Colorado also got their shit rocked by these offers.

[Anonymous No.51369653]

>>51367324
>Not posting the link
Wtf is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.51369984]

>>51366545
I came

[Anonymous No.51370106]

>>51369046
No they're fairly ok, I live nearby and theyre all in the texas hill country. >Houses< are stupidly overpriced, but the mobile/manufactured homes are sometimes at a "reasonable" price point.

[Anonymous No.51370175]

>>51369465
california shits

[Anonymous No.51370189]

>>51358765
Spastic Downs Protestant Street Drug

[Anonymous No.51370306]

>>51366836
New construction!

[Anonymous No.51370394]

>>51358692
Checked

[Anonymous No.51370501]

>>51369465
Portland/Seattle fags escaping the cities they ruined

[Anonymous No.51370643]

>>51360719
I'm not fully convinced that this isn't an ironic/tragic 3D render.

[Anonymous No.51370700]

>>51366774
>>51366806
>lipstick flipper
But why would they list at lower than what they bought on the initial? Asking for an explanation, I’m a brainlet

[Anonymous No.51370706]

>>51360106
>House stands like a champ!

[Anonymous No.51370730]

>>51366935
This one I don’t get, how did it not even sell through the last buy-everything market? Who the fuck gave them that appraisal

[Anonymous No.51370758]

>>51369163
Trashiness knows no color in the South (or even income).

[Anonymous No.51370772]

Society is collapsing. Millenials are mostly priced out of home ownership, won't have kids, and the government (pbuh) will have no tax cattle to fund their pyramid scheme anymore

[Anonymous No.51371104]

>>51370700
They wanted to flip the house but the FED raised interest rates and fucked the quick flippers. They want to get out of the house without losing to much money. Honestly if I was them drop it more and get out before the fed does it again.

[Anonymous No.51371150]

>>51371104
Can’t say I’m upset when flippers lose

[Anonymous No.51371166]

>>51368622

[Anonymous No.51371280]

This flipper has got the message

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5921-S-Alder-Dr-Tempe-AZ-85283/8167320_zpid/?utm_campaign=androidappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare

[Anonymous No.51371294]

>>51371280
*Hasn't*

[Anonymous No.51371319]

Why even bother?

[Anonymous No.51371334]

>>51371319
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1907-E-Gemini-Dr-Tempe-AZ-85283/8135975_zpid/?utm_campaign=androidappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare

[Anonymous No.51371371]

So this house was bought by a flipper, sold to another flipper.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1931-E-Brentrup-Dr-Tempe-AZ-85283/8267658_zpid/?utm_campaign=androidappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare

[Anonymous No.51371390]

What did they do in two months?

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2740-W-Plata-Ave-Mesa-AZ-85202/8196940_zpid/?utm_campaign=androidappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare

[Anonymous No.51372011]

how stupid am i for looking to buy my first place in the next month or so. need to move for work, but cba to rent since buying is legit gonna be cheaper anyway.

thinking a good option is a new build condo for $500,000 (will do 20% down, but i have the rest in cash anyway). location is border of mass. and maine.

[Anonymous No.51372020]

>>51362541

Way to miss the entire point.

[Anonymous No.51372154]

>>51372011
You'll be losing money unless you plan to keep it for 7-10 years, until the market recovers

[Anonymous No.51372214]

>>51372154
well, i need somewhere to live anyway. don't know if i'm going to last up there for that long though...

interest rates are so fucked lmao, brutal situation

[Anonymous No.51372301]

>>51358520
There is point in life but you have to be willing to have sex with a hundred men maybe more.

[Anonymous No.51373083]

>>51368906
you can refinance later, but high interest rates make just about anything over 400k rather unaffordable even if you make net 100k after taxes, so even when a property is appropriately priced, it isn't gonna sell anymore.
scales even worse above that price point no matter how much money you make

[Anonymous No.51373243]

>>51367922
4 br with 1200 sq feet must be tge size of prison cells

[Anonymous No.51373335]

>>51358452
It's literally just dirt....

[Anonymous No.51373357]

>>51373335
Wrong cap, but I digress, the same nonsense

[Anonymous No.51373373]

>>51373335
Only 5000 usd a month too

[Anonymous No.51373408]

YOU ALL ARE DUMB.
These 100-200k shitboxes cost so much because of the land under them. You can buy them, DEMOLISH, and build a decent house, RETARDS.

[Anonymous No.51373475]

>>51373408
Gr8 b8 m8. Demolition is expensive. There may be issues with plumbing and connectivity to systems in general. City permits can be costly and difficult to obtain. The entire process of building a new home is time consuming. The cost of land has to be significantly undervalued relative to the area to recoup expenses. Terrible idea unless you are betting on it turning into the next San Diego or Boulder or want to be there long term.

[Anonymous No.51373476]

>>51366558
>>51367010
Likely scorpions.
East coasters and Midwesterns move to AZ not knowing about them.
They’re all over Gilbert.
You move in and start finding them all over.
Wife freaks out cause even after you get an exterminator, you can’t get rid of them.
So you take the loss

[Anonymous No.51373490]

>>51360719
Holy shit is that Doreen's room

[Anonymous No.51373507]

>>51368622
Mill ave…. Near Asu…
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.51373531]

>>51366535
It’s literally not funny you commie idiot, you can post empty lots worth half a mil and homes that aren’t half bad for less than 100k

[Anonymous No.51373617]

>>51367400
>USMC MAR 1975 -APRIL 1975

Holy kek

[Anonymous No.51373727]

Op here, glad to see the thread still alive!

This beautiful opportunity has zero photos of the interior! Makes ya wonder…

[Anonymous No.51373763]

>ready to move in home with 40 acres
>70K
>muh housing is expensive

https://www.trulia.com/p/az/saint-johns/383-woodland-valley-rnch-saint-johns-az-85936--2180463279#lil-mapViewTab

[Anonymous No.51373809]

> “Great opportunity to purchase your next investment property. Lot dimensions 50x142. To be sold 'AS IS'. CASH offers only. Hurry, come make this property your very own or add to your investment portfolio. Please do due diligence before getting property under contract (Seller prefers no option period). Buyer & Buyer's Agent to verify all property info. including schools, dimensions, etc. Drive by only, Do Not enter property. Hurry, send your offers today. Offer deadline Sep 8th”

[Anonymous No.51373859]

>>51373763
It’s a 200sf home… single family home? More like a single person home!

It would be a good deal if you really just wanted to fuck off from society. That entire half of Arizona is desolate as fuck.

[Anonymous No.51373890]

>>51362541
>I hate houses that need work.
These dilapidated shitshacks should all be sub-$50k you dumb nigger. A few shouldn't even be listing the house at all, just the lot with a promise that the land has easy road access for the demolition crew to get to it.

[Anonymous No.51373961]

>>51373763
actually looks like a comfy place if you love nature and enoy sending angry mail to various nerds

[Anonymous No.51374864]

>>51367578
MFW my cousin sold his house around the top and moved to Idaho to wait out the crash for cheap and rebuy later on with his high paying Cali WFH engineering job
I'd be surprised if he ever comes back.

>>51369465
People like my cousin with WFH jobs leaving while the leavins good
Boise is one of those cities that people remember when thinking of flyover states

[Anonymous No.51375054]

>>51368577
> Zestimate : none

[Anonymous No.51375118]

>>51358452
Here is the reality of those "houses"
>first of all you have to completely change the value to ground minus the costs of completely removing everything
>then you need a building permit and a lot of other permits
>then you need companies to build a new hous
>and a lot of other shit

So basically if you buy something like this, you are either a big investor who found the future spot only rich people will live in, or it's literally not even worth $1

[Anonymous No.51375376]

>>51366265
god americans are so retarded with their date system

[Anonymous No.51375629]

>>51369118
in all fairness one would have to check with Midland and HUD and find what they pay for 1br in Section 8. If its over $600, you are looking at %10 ROI on this house, just make sure you rent it out to an old lady with no kids. Blackpeople-proof the house (take out copper plumbing) go solid countertops and solid core inner doors etc.

[Anonymous No.51377443]

You Americans make me laugh

[Anonymous No.51377556]

>>51375376
We know. It’s insane just like our weight and temperature systems.
I end up converting all of my recipes to grams because they are so much easier to work with.

[Anonymous No.51377773]

>100usd/sqft

nothing more
nothing less

[Anonymous No.51377800]

>>51373083
Aight, and if the property was under 70k on a half acre of land that'd be a solid option for a primary residence right? Again I'm not looking for an investment, just a cheap place to live and not (totally) piss money away.

[Anonymous No.51378760]

>https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/4037-Bermuda-Grove-Pl_Longwood_FL_32779_M51489-10279
Press F for this poor 2008 bagholder who thinks he will finally be above water
Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.51378883]

What's the chance a recession combined with high interest rates and lower demand actually crashes housing 20-30%? I'm genuinely worried I missed the boat on buying an affordable house forever for trying to wait out COVID.

[Anonymous No.51379197]

Good to see builder capitulation has started

[Anonymous No.51379396]

>>51369465
Because Boise is where all the faggots and faggit festivities in Idaho are

[Anonymous No.51379447]

>>51372214
Just rent and out the difference in crypto.
Why do so many people turn into NOCs for real estate and fall for the ‘throwing obey away’ meme?
>have $100k
>crypto is near bottom
->housing is just beginning to roll over
>hmmm should I use my $100k as down ay bet on some shitty house or on crypto that will 10x in like 5 years
But real estate after you make it not before

[Anonymous No.51379507]

>>51378760
Imagine bagholding for 15 years

[Anonymous No.51379553]

>>51358960
in comic sans.
you cannot make this shit up

[Anonymous No.51380372]

>>51378883
affordable is a relative term. Make enough money so that you don't care what the price of a house is because you can pay for it in cash twice if you wanted to.

[Anonymous No.51380466]

>>51370643
It's very real. I just toured a house that looked like this. Houses get run into the ground by slummers and desperate tenants (regardless of skin tone) until they are finally offloaded on the naive first-time homebuyer market.

[Anonymous No.51380604]

>>51362541
this kek, zoomers want MOVE IN READY

[sage No.51380617]

>>51358960

Nurture
Improve
Grow
Give
Embrace
Rise

[Anonymous No.51380647]

>>51364574
Which is fucking stupid you invalid marxist

[Anonymous No.51380666]

>>51358452
This is a house for sale in my neighborhood.

[Anonymous No.51380843]

>>51358452
>>51358496
>>51358522

[Anonymous No.51380862]

>>51358452
You're buying the land

[Anonymous No.51382145]

>>51380666
Looks like a basic Northern California house built in 1993

[Anonymous No.51382165]

>>51380647
I guess you’ll just have to go without being able to bitch about the location. Lol

[Anonymous No.51382904]

>>51380862

And that's why it's not selling. You have to get a billion permits to demolish the crackshack then get a billion more permits to rebuild. And by the time you're done with 100 different people with their hands in your pocket you're paying 500k for a house that you can't sell.

[Anonymous No.51384538]

>>51373763
This would be my dream in literally any other state. AZ is a shithole.

[Anonymous No.51385024]

>>51382904
Plus if you just buy the crack den you can even sell the wild labour to the new home owner

[Anonymous No.51385039]

>>51378883
Compared to the highs housing is already down 20% in my area.

[Anonymous No.51385307]

>>51362959
>He can't throw stones dozens of kilometers away

[Anonymous No.51385423]

>>51366486
What an atrocious yard. Great way to naturally heat up your entire property in the scorching Arizona summer. Kek
Amazing how many properties in AZ fail to mitigate the climate any way at all.

[Anonymous No.51385497]

>>51358452
Bro, I live in Vancouver. I'd murder someone to buy that house at that price

[Anonymous No.51385603]

>>51369090
Texas is a shithole, and BFE Texas is even worse.

[Anonymous No.51385792]

>>51366186
oof

[Anonymous No.51386550]

>>51367324
>oozing

[Anonymous No.51386649]

>>51367324
I want to believe

[Anonymous No.51386789]

[Anonymous No.51386816]

Alright schizos, what's your estimated buy-in point once the recession knocks real estate prices back down?

[Anonymous No.51386830]

>>51358452
Is there any rules about building a castle walls with steel plated concrete floor with metal sky dome with bullet proof class ceiling ?

[Anonymous No.51386872]

STOP. CROPPING. THE. FUCKING. LINKS. ALREADY
ffs - its not difficult.

[Anonymous No.51386913]

>>51358496
I don’t even understand why they call these “handyman” specials, it’s more like “fighting with your city for permits and passed inspections” special

These houses actually would be a sweet deal if the layperson was actually allowed to do their own work on it

[Anonymous No.51386927]

>>51373763
Nice, right in the middle of the desert where you can’t grow shit and don’t have water, likely no reliable connection to the internet. What a steal

[Anonymous No.51386978]

>>51386927
If you want to hid bodies it is a great spot. Don't ever need to bury them; some helpful birds will come by and eat up the bodies.

[Anonymous No.51386996]

>>51386872
It's intentional. All you low IQ retards want to discuss is the fucking location.

[Anonymous No.51386997]

>>51386978
Great, your family won’t need to bury you when you die of thirst because Arizona is a third world Mexican colony that won’t have a functioning grid a decade from now

[Anonymous No.51387164]

>>51386872
Hey chucklefuck, check this out, another house with noooo location. You’ll just have to fuckin wonder and deal with it.

[Anonymous No.51387203]

>>51358452
>barren waste land
>nigger neighborhood
>shit fucking weather
>dilapidated mess

fuck Californians are fucking retarded yet somehow they have convinced themselves they are brilliant

[Anonymous No.51387227]

> Opportunity awaits!! This large corner lot with Alley Access, offers an almost 1,000 sq ft Cottage in need of TLC, a detached shop, an outbuilding, and a large front yard. Revive this Turn of the Century Cottage to its original glory, and it will be a wonderful home or investment property in this quiet neighborhood.

[Anonymous No.51387244]

>>51362571
i mean all you got to do is put it upright and build a ramp to the street.
is pretty much like picking candy off the ground, 5 second rule

[Anonymous No.51387267]

>>51360719
you know that house has a either a murder suicided story or the walls are stained with meth fumes
perhaps both

[Anonymous No.51387292]

>>51387267
See >>51364545
I think it's just shitty house in Oklahoma.

[Anonymous No.51387309]

>>51387267
Let’s view the rest of the house, shall we?

[Anonymous No.51387315]

>>51387267

[Anonymous No.51387344]

This place comes with a 4 ovens...

[Anonymous No.51387437]

>>51387344
Went a bit heavy on the cinderblocks

[Anonymous No.51387512]

>>51360000
nice digits, nice post

[Anonymous No.51387595]

>>51358960
>Religion
>Family
>Tradition
>Race
>Nation
>Honor

[Anonymous No.51387643]

>one bed
>one bath
>40lbs of meth
>$250k
Is this a good deal?

[Anonymous No.51387724]

Oh no a flipper getting fucked

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1917-E-Del-Rio-St-Gilbert-AZ-85295/62734995_zpid/?utm_campaign=androidappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare

[Anonymous No.51387774]

Do the cats come with the house?

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2935-W-Fillmore-St-Phoenix-AZ-85009/7514121_zpid/?utm_campaign=androidappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare

[Anonymous No.51387795]

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2116-W-Hadley-St-Phoenix-AZ-85009/7515817_zpid/?utm_campaign=androidappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare

[Anonymous No.51387839]

>Perfect for mushroom farmering

[Anonymous No.51387851]

>>51373809
>Please do due diligence
>Do Not enter property
LOL

[Anonymous No.51387859]

>375k

[Anonymous No.51388963]

>>51366509
Are you the guy who always posts these? I love your work