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>trainee/entry level position
>requires 2 years of experience

>> No.51339862

>>51339689
Don’t forget the bachelors you need so you can make McDonald’s tier wages. I’m looking for a job and see places trying to hire a cpa for less than 40k a year. LMAO what are these places thinking?

>> No.51340175

>>51339689
just lie and put 4 years of experience from your bachelors.
>b but you have to learn how to work and be part of a team
you do that at college and if took it seriously you carried the whole team by doing all the work

>b but you dont know how to apply your knowledge you just learn theory at college
bitch have you even seen the dumbfucks you have hired? they literally google everything and even with that miss deadlines

You need to understand this is not about experience, knowledge or hard work. It's literally about age. boomers will never EVER respect someone younger than them. you could literally be declared the smartest person in the world but to boomers you are still "the inexperienced graduate"

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>>51339689

>> No.51340262

>>51339689
lie, google, job-hop

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51340486

>>51340262
>>51340175
are you boomers? they do background and social media checks, sometimes even credit checks.
i talked shit on youtube back in 2013 and even though that account doesn't exist anymore those comments do and are basically part of my job application.
in another few they'll probably start using AI with forensic linguistics to tie every one of these posts back to you
we need a cme to wipe all the hard drives so we can get back to focusing on what matters and not having to be a mascot of ourselves

>> No.51340733

>>51339689
They just want two years of any experience, even if that experience is schooling or just life in general.

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51340774

>>51339689
Go volunteer. And then apply anyway, and in your cover letter, tell them why that experience requirement is a load of dogshit in a trainee/entry level position.

>> No.51340776

>>51340486
are you retarded or something? set up normie tier facebook linkedin and twitter accounts with your real name and never use them. is that easy. put normie stuff on them, like some normie pics, and add some dumb pajeets and real life friends. finally upload a profilepic with your mum or something never use it again. is that easy

>> No.51340958

>>51340733
No they don't. They want relevant experience.

>>51340486
>are you boomers? they do background and social media checks, sometimes even credit checks.
Social Media Checks yeah, the others no. They just check to see if you have a public SM profile they have to monitor. I don't have a public profile and still get hired.

>> No.51341367

>>51340958
i got a background check just to work at walmart