/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51337565]

>Brokers:
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

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[Anonymous No.51337590]

Long live King Chuck, formerly Sneed.

[Anonymous No.51337599]

WE ARE LOADING UP THE SHORTS
WEW

[Anonymous No.51337602]

She's sucking Phil off in hell, now

[Anonymous No.51337608]

>>51337590
Kek
tomorrow we will get a bullish reign

[Anonymous No.51337621]

Good job guys, well done today.
I heard that retail bought record amount of puts because CNBC told them we're on the verge of recession. Now we just sit back and watch the meltup. Just make sure you fly back to Israel before things get out of the control on the streets, alright? Stay safe friends.

[Anonymous No.51337622]

what is that pic OP? QRD?

[Anonymous No.51337623]

If you didn't already buy calls you are too late. If you didn't already close your puts you should probably not look at your account for the next two weeks. If you are buying puts because of scary news articles you are wayyyyy too late

[Anonymous No.51337646]

who's up for some kbbq? my treat

[Anonymous No.51337649]

Bond bros. When we buying treasuries? Fed indicating 4% so I'm thinking around then I'll load up some 30 years for dem boomer gains.

[Anonymous No.51337653]

+1.49% today. Beat SPY by just a little bit every day and you'll be a millionaire after 20 years. It's just that easy.

[Anonymous No.51337656]

>>51337623
Frankly I'm glad I sold my positions and did nothing all day. Market is too goddamn unpredictable right now.

[Anonymous No.51337657]

>>51337621
>I heard that retail bought record amount of puts because CNBC told them
no, that was hedge funds buying 8bn$ worth of puts. retail is doing what this guy is
>>51337623
>If you didn't already buy calls you are too late. If you didn't already close your puts you should probably not look at your account for the next two weeks. If you are buying puts because of scary news articles you are wayyyyy too late

[Anonymous No.51337663]

>>51337498
>>51337508
>>51337540
To reply, all I'll say is you all sound like the "this time it's different" crowd, and we all know how that ends. Things are about to get hard for the global economy and all stocks will fall

[Anonymous No.51337668]

Prty closed 5% in the green today.
People keep saying it will go parabolic at $4.5 since wsb won't post anything under 500mil mc.
>Who the fuck still goes to wsb for stock trades?

[Anonymous No.51337669]

>>51337657
> no, that was hedge funds buying 8bn$ worth of puts
uh-huh

>>51337623
שָׁלוֹם לְךָ

[Anonymous No.51337671]

>>51337663
post your positions

[Anonymous No.51337675]

>>51337657
Big boys bought them over a week ago and are closing them now. Retail is following old news and finna get heemed in a melted. 405 tomorrow. 410 by next week on cpi numbers

[Anonymous No.51337679]

>>51337668
Have you heard about this whole bbby phenomenon......?

[Anonymous No.51337682]

>>51337663
>Things are about to get hard for the global economy and all stocks will fall
Nah. Most of us companies get their bread from America. Long as domestic economy is fine its good to go. Americans aren't suffering. They're buying nonstop everywhere and everything not nailed down. Corporate earnings for q2 were fine. The fed will keep raising but the market has a policy to follow and will keep climbing. There isn't going to be mass layoffs. Companies don't need to do it.

[Anonymous No.51337683]

JOE MONEY IS AN INSTRUMENT OF GLOBALIST CHAOS MAGIC BIDEN

[Anonymous No.51337689]

>>51337668
College kids majoring in the liberal arts, low-IQ tradies (most tradies I know are above-average in the brains department), women... That's my guess.

[Anonymous No.51337696]

>>51337653
>just sell 1 million items for a dollar makes you a millionaire. It’s so easy!

[Anonymous No.51337711]

>>51337565
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[Anonymous No.51337727]

>>51337696
or just sell 1 item for a million dollars
>t. boomer

[Anonymous No.51337728]

>>51337565
How does he do it /biz/?

[Anonymous No.51337737]

>>51337711
kek and checked

>>51337671
oh the usual, $34k in spy puts at various strikes and dates

[Anonymous No.51337750]

>>51337728
He is the true master of the inverse
>I bought SPXS why hasn’t the news been priced in yet?

[Anonymous No.51337761]

>>51337728
wish he would say something like this about my life

[Anonymous No.51337783]

>>51337737
well at least when you lose everything it will only amount to $34k

[Jealous No.51337784]

>>51337761
I think I got a new one in my nut behing that Queen Missy truck despite my camera rolling the whole time.

[Anonymous No.51337786]

well them bears have loaded up on puts, but this announcer thinks they might find themselves running out of gas pretty soon

[Anonymous No.51337814]

>>51337728
Cramer is on vacation so idk what play is good or not for this market

[Anonymous No.51337822]

>Market green for one day
>Bulls: WE ARE BACK!

:/

[Anonymous No.51337836]

Oil bros, what's the outlook? Using strategic reserves to keep prices low only goes for another month, then are we mooning when the Euro winter apocalypse comes?

[Anonymous No.51337839]

IDK, I think a single word could defeat black twitter. What do you folks think?

[Anonymous No.51337843]

Uranium Kings how we feelin

[Anonymous No.51337847]

>>51337675
look here buddy, we're coming for you >>51337599

[Anonymous No.51337849]

>>51337836
sounds about right, but it will be panful on the way there

[Anonymous No.51337857]

>>51337839
meh wrong pic.

[Anonymous No.51337867]

>>51337783
Please do come back around next week fella, when the sentiment turns. This is not March 2020

[Anonymous No.51337881]

>>51337857

[Anonymous No.51337887]

>>51337822
with that kind of positioning there is much more upside risk

[Anonymous No.51337921]

>>51337887
I'm not buying until Shemitah ends

[Anonymous No.51337951]

Have you made a profit since you started playing with stocks?

[Anonymous No.51337956]

>how do I inverse pound?
USD/GBP?

[Anonymous No.51337970]

>>51337951
I did on my very first trade :)

[Anonymous No.51337971]

>>51337857
>>51337839
All you have to do is simply think it

[Anonymous No.51337982]

this week is ending green isn't it?
this fucking honk market

[Anonymous No.51338001]

>>51337982
HONK

[Anonymous No.51338005]

>>51337982
Queen died. Market will react

[Anonymous No.51338006]

>>51337982

[Anonymous No.51338007]

>>51337982
zoom out

[Anonymous No.51338012]

>>51338005
no one cares...

[Anonymous No.51338013]

>>51338006
Badger and stinky Pete were the best friend

[Anonymous No.51338014]

>>51337971
Are you pondering what i'm pondering?

[Anonymous No.51338047]

>>51337982
Imagine how much XP and gp that old lich dropped. Of course this is bullish.

[Anonymous No.51338065]

Using sophisticated hacking cyber tools- I have discovered you are all actually feds and fed bots trying to out play me in the market.

>>51337951
Also, stop using my image and likeness for you fed posting- its creepy.

[Anonymous No.51338068]

>>51337982
Well yea, newfag next week dump

[Anonymous No.51338082]

>>51338065
If you look real closely, they are trying to sell you options, yes.

[Anonymous No.51338086]

>>51337668
normies do, and normie attention is a good sign to exit a position / start selling calls

[Anonymous No.51338093]

>>51338047
>London bridges are falling down

[Anonymous No.51338110]

>>51338082
give me one reason not to buy a call right fuckig now...

[Anonymous No.51338117]

>>51338110
market is closed

[Anonymous No.51338121]

>>51338110
>Your mom will die in her sleep if buy a call right now

[Anonymous No.51338126]

>>51338093
What goodies do you guys think she will be buried with?

[Anonymous No.51338131]

>>51338117
Checkmate Feds...

[Anonymous No.51338134]

>>51338110
Cuz ur gay

[Anonymous No.51338135]

>>51338068
kek

[Anonymous No.51338146]

>>51338110
Because they will make sure that you want to buy it back before the end of the day before the market is allowed to pump again, i.e. "pin risk" basically

[Anonymous No.51338147]

>>51338126
why? you want to steal it?

[Anonymous No.51338151]

>>51338134
didnt some "Vagina"anon lose money yesterday or today with this tactic?

[Anonymous No.51338161]

>>51337951
Bigly, been DRIPing SCHB and VTSAX since 2008.

[Anonymous No.51338174]

>>51338147
Na, not going to take anythinf..just the body

.

[Anonymous No.51338176]

Is CLF a buy?

[Anonymous No.51338181]

>>51338176
no, but CXW is

[Anonymous No.51338205]

>>51338147
https://youtu.be/q0DAv34i8fQ?t=99

[Anonymous No.51338218]

>>51337982
doesn't matter, opex the following week, might be interesting

[Anonymous No.51338234]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.51338241]

what kind of market day was it?

up down it seemed like when i checked indicies on breaks

[Anonymous No.51338249]

>>51338176
I'd buy Gamestop, this is a comfortable dip

[Anonymous No.51338269]

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iZW909WuB4

[Anonymous No.51338273]

>>51338241
Crabby day as usual.

[Anonymous No.51338379]

>>51338205
What if they graft the queen's arm onto Charles?

[Anonymous No.51338410]

>the new WISH CEO has resigned after only 9 months
>stock is not drilling on this news

call me a schizo but I may buy this given it's trading at almost half cash on hand at this point. might be a buyout situation given the abruptness of it too.

[Anonymous No.51338503]

>>51337565
URANIUM BROS

[Anonymous No.51338528]

>>51338503
Gruesome pic

[Anonymous No.51338602]

Can one of you reptilian shills tell me if these guys seem like it's a green day? I assume the "red candle" is the main message here, but I'd just like to verify.

[Anonymous No.51338603]

>>51338410
What even is Wish? The American arm of Alibaba, or at least a similar kind of "buy shitty clothes to wear 2 or 3 times and not feel bad about it because it's dirt cheap" store?

[Anonymous No.51338619]

>>51338602
looks bad. I faintly see in the background that SPY is going to 390 again

[Anonymous No.51338711]

w-where the PRTY schizos r-right?

[Anonymous No.51338731]

>>51338603
>at least a similar kind of "buy shitty clothes to wear 2 or 3 times and not feel bad about it because it's dirt cheap" store
precisely correct

they were notorious for spending a gazillion dollars on Facebook advertisements, which briefly made them the most downloaded e-commerce platform, but once they stopped, revenue fell 90% and the company has been a complete shitshow with both the founder and new CEO now leaving abruptly.

cash on hand is $1.2 billion with a market cap of $800 million and no debt though, which is all they have going for them at the moment. they're no longer bleeding cash out the ass either. them not drilling on this news makes me suspect that a buyout rumor is floating around, but I wouldn't bet my life on it.

[Anonymous No.51338776]

>>51338731
*they have $1 billion in cash, not $1.2 billion

[Anonymous No.51338799]

>>51338711
>scizos
the word you're looking for is shills. they were shilling their pump and dump

[Anonymous No.51338805]

>mfw the queen died during shemitah

[Anonymous No.51338842]

>>51338805
Last time it ended we got 9/11. Shemitah hasn't even ended yet and we got one of the most prominent deaths of this decade. What the fuck is going to happen when this shemitah ends that could possibly dwarf what happened on 9/11

[Anonymous No.51338843]

Crabs, put your pincers in the air!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM

[Anonymous No.51338892]

>>51338842
Ukraine gets nuked

[Anonymous No.51338896]

>>51338843

[Anonymous No.51338935]

>>51338843
we outcha

[Anonymous No.51338954]

>>51338896

[Anonymous No.51338987]

>>51338842
It's a 7 year cycle. The last time was 2015, where the crises were forgettable. The time before that was 2008's crash. Then there was 1994 when the bond market crashed but that was also minor. The one before that was 1987's stock market crash. 1980 just had a panic over interest rates and inflation like what we already got this year. Basically it's a coin toss.

[Anonymous No.51338995]

>buddy apple computer guy confidently says that in a couple of weeks the mark is going to nosedive and come back down to 3662 on the SPX

fuck

[Anonymous No.51338998]

>all four remaining rate hikes are now priced in
LET'S PUMP IT

[Anonymous No.51339006]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51339014]

>>51338998
>priced in
Dead meme

[Anonymous No.51339058]

What can I buy now that will go up?

[Anonymous No.51339066]

>>51337843
I'm comfy, honestly hope we dip more on a major crash to get more cheapies

[Anonymous No.51339067]

>>51339058
UONE

[Anonymous No.51339069]

>>51339058
slave shovels

[Anonymous No.51339073]

What are the chances SOXL will ever hit its ATH again?
Its been fun watching this for the last year and a half.

[Anonymous No.51339085]

>>51339073
Probably in few decades, also check those dubs

[Anonymous No.51339098]

>>51339069
*democracy shovels

[Anonymous No.51339103]

>>51337887
reverse gamma squeeze incoming?

[Anonymous No.51339113]

>>51339073
early 2025

[Anonymous No.51339119]

I wonder what the queef's will looks like.

>"And to the honorable Ms Markle, Duchess of Nigger, I do bequeath thee mine underpants I've sharted in before my death. UH OH STINKY".

[Anonymous No.51339128]

>>51339113
What makes you think that

[Anonymous No.51339154]

>>51339085
Pretty much this. It'll be like one of those year 2000 charts. During the depression, it was "utilities companies" that people lost their ass on. Those were kind of like the precursor to tech companies, and semiconductors. Utilities never EVER came back, and are kind of seen as a boring play now.

The question is will semiconductors continue to be crack in all but name. Will subsidies cuck these companies that are already cucked enough to begin with asking for socialized bailouts, and will there be a war with sanctions. So many questions. No one knows.

[Anonymous No.51339171]

HIT 2.5 YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

[Anonymous No.51339175]

>>51339128
i was seeing if i got digits, since i didnt, it shall not come to pass

[Anonymous No.51339204]

>>51339154
They'll be crack, but nobody will want to pay for the fabs, so fabless semis will get all the wild speculation. But not soon.

[Anonymous No.51339207]

>>51338799
>>51338711
>Were PRTy schitzos right?
>Shilling pnd
Yes and yes

[Anonymous No.51339208]

>>51337836
Its complicated, but yes I think so, higher rates and QT are also pushing Oil prices down, until the SPR stops draining or a true supply shock hits the market then probably we will se the price rebound while the US starts buying at the cheapest price possible.

[Anonymous No.51339224]

This young person won 10k euros price in competition by European Central Bank for writing a paper on the importance of external financing in funding young firms.
It could easily be any of us instead.

[Anonymous No.51339245]

>>51339224
Why waste time writing a paper when the Fagros just give out free cash to anyone for anything?

[Anonymous No.51339276]

>>51339245
See, brilliant idea. You should submit it next year.
Also, Powell is cute when he is sitting like that.

[Anonymous No.51339280]

>>51338998
It doesn't work that way, growth is not sustainable without new debt, markets might rebound here and there but the only way forward is down. At some point everyone is going to really take this in and THEN we will see the bottom.

[Anonymous No.51339288]

>>51339276
absolute unit on the left

[Anonymous No.51339289]

>>51339014
He's right, you know

[Anonymous No.51339292]

>>51339224
You sure he didn't win a Jamie Oliver look alike contest?

[Anonymous No.51339303]

>>51337565
Why did biden think it was a good idea to waste more money on 80k irs agents?

How will this event effect the market tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51339308]

>>51339224
European Central Bank is 1 of our biggest enemies.
>verification not required

[Anonymous No.51339323]

>>51339303
enjoy your audit for wrongposting and wrongthink anon

[Anonymous No.51339334]

>>51339308
It will bailout european energy companies, and that's a good thing.

>>51339288
kek

[Anonymous No.51339340]

>>51339224
The shape of that nose doe…

[Anonymous No.51339343]

MURDER EVERY JANITOR SPIKE EVERY KIKE

[Anonymous No.51339349]

>I bought the bottom on tx this week
I am clairvoyant like PRTY schizos

[Anonymous No.51339353]

>>51339323
Least intimidating photo they could have picked. Like half their gear is actively pointless. Even /k/ gearfags aren't this soft a target.

[Anonymous No.51339356]

>>51338005
Bobo is really grasping at straws at this point

[Anonymous No.51339357]

>>51337857
>>51337839
>>51338135
lmao. also n

[Anonymous No.51339364]

>>51339171
?????? You won't close it for 4 cent difference?

[Anonymous No.51339370]

KILL EVERY SINGLE NIGGER

[Anonymous No.51339373]

so it's crabbing tomorrow or is it closing green for next week to gigadump?

[Anonymous No.51339374]

>>51339343
>>51339370

[Anonymous No.51339377]

>>51337728
lol

[Anonymous No.51339382]

>>51339370
True
>>51339343
True

[Anonymous No.51339388]

>>51339370
>>51339343
The BunnyCunny has spoken. Bullish Green tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51339390]

I WILL MURDER BZEH ON HIS WAY HOME SPICS GET THEIR STOMACHS SHITBAGGED

[Anonymous No.51339397]

>>51337728
CRAMERED.COM

[Anonymous No.51339398]

6 months ago rates were 0. in a few weeks they'll be the highest in 20 years.
Let. The. Sink. In.

[Anonymous No.51339400]

>>51339288
You can even see Powell holding from his chair sustaining the gravity pull.

[Anonymous No.51339402]

>>51339303
It's 8700 a year over the course of the next decade in line with the increasing number of retirees. Less sending people to kill you over money, more along the lines of needing more people because there will be more people cashing out significant sums of wealth. There'll still be ample loopholes for people to take advantage of - any retard here probably gets more than enough trading losses to offset most of their gains taxes - and they already have and do send people with guns for the more onerous cases of evasion and have for a long time.

[Anonymous No.51339405]

>>51339303
God bless that hero.

[Anonymous No.51339408]

>>51339398
Lol based Powell

[Anonymous No.51339427]

>>51339398
>>51339408
>mfw all the fed gov dumped their stock last December due to """"""""conflict"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""of"""""""""""""""""""""""""interest"""""""""""""""""""""""""

[Anonymous No.51339429]

>>51339364
No because I want it to break resistance

[Anonymous No.51339436]

>>51339398
Why were they at zero though?

[Anonymous No.51339437]

>>51339398
If you were not preparing your portfolio for this since 2021 then it's on you. Anyone who has leveraged companies, especially those with little to no earnings, has only himself to blame.

[Anonymous No.51339454]

Would you drive the upcoming fully electric Jeep

[Anonymous No.51339467]

>>51339454
I want to drive a vehicle powered by uranium

[Anonymous No.51339468]

>>51339454
No EVs are pieces of shit and most emissions from any car come from the manufacturing process

[Anonymous No.51339469]

>>51339454
>jeep
im not a Karen.

[Anonymous No.51339471]

>>51339436
Because when the pandemic hit the markets the Fed following its full employment mandate they imposed interest rates at 0.25% and bought 4 trillion dollars in assets (QE).

[Anonymous No.51339477]

>>51339154
We are moving to full conductors, noone will want semis

[Anonymous No.51339487]

>>51339454
Yes, I'd do that to put even more pressure on power grid. I'd drive constantly too given how cheap it is with government subsidies..

[Anonymous No.51339499]

>P-Arty City schizos!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51339501]

I sold a handful of AMZN 123p 9/16 today. Am I going to profit?

[Anonymous No.51339503]

>>51339471
>bought 4 trillion dollars in assets
So huh what happens if they sell those assets?

[Anonymous No.51339525]

>>51339503
You will have plenty of hapy buyers with decent yields on their bonds. That's what's going to happen, I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.51339535]

>>51339503
The bond jews at PIMCO say its around a 50 bps hike

[Anonymous No.51339580]

How the fuck am I supposed to shave my balls with and electric razor? How does any guy do this shit and not pinch any skin?

[Anonymous No.51339584]

>>51337843
>>51339066
URANIUM KINGS WILL INHERIT THE EARTH

[Anonymous No.51339586]

>>51339580
Trim don't shave

[Anonymous No.51339593]

Hey smg,
I'm 29. I started investing in 2020 with 25k.
With you guy's help (and probably a bit of luck), I managed to pay for a non-shitbox car and 4 semesters of college (I was too poor to go before).
Now I'm on my final year of getting an economics degree and I have 42k.
Sorry for the blog.

[Anonymous No.51339597]

>queen dead
>queen elizabeth mask sales on halloween skyrocket
prtybros we're back

[Anonymous No.51339619]

>>51339597
>British Point Break kino incoming

[Anonymous No.51339629]

umm IRS bros did we lose?

[Anonymous No.51339632]

>>51339593
Based,shame about the degree though

[Anonymous No.51339642]

>>51339629
Its a tax revolt! Remember september the 8th!

[Anonymous No.51339645]

>>51339629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnyBJJI2eqs

[Anonymous No.51339647]

>>51339629
It was a false alarm

[Anonymous No.51339649]

>>51338093
Dying in Scotland means they're actually doing Operation Unicorn: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_London_Bridge#Operation_Unicorn

So long Cathie Wood ARKKshit

[Anonymous No.51339661]

>>51339632
>shame about the degree though
Why? I like it and they're hiring at plenty of places.

[Anonymous No.51339670]

>>51339006
Do you have the version where it ends with the dancing cat?

[Anonymous No.51339673]

>>51339629
based if true

[Anonymous No.51339674]

>>51339661
Tell me where because I am graduating with this degree too

[Anonymous No.51339690]

>>51339670
There's no dancing cat version... but there is a dancing crab
If you think this looks like a cat... I'm sorry anon... but you're... I'm sorry

[Anonymous No.51339700]

>>51339690
kek

[Anonymous No.51339703]

>>51339690
No, I swear there was a green version where after the old dude faded out the cat faded in. It was fucking hilarious.

It's the red version where nobody ever came up with a good epilogue clip.

[Anonymous No.51339708]

>>51339276
>Jpow with the no-balls leg cross
figures

[Anonymous No.51339714]

>>51339503
They are selling and accelerated their pace this month I think.

[Anonymous No.51339724]

>>51339703
Hmm... if that exists, it wasn't made by me. I haven't seen it either

[Anonymous No.51339736]

>>51339714
They arent just letting treasuries expire. If not enough expire they will sell at coupon rate to meet their goal.

[Anonymous No.51339746]

>>51337565
This is unironically how I picture the average /smg/ poster right now.
>https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1662598260870447.webm

[Anonymous No.51339759]

>>51339708
my grandpa sat like that and he was a womanizer and was also related to pirates

[Anonymous No.51339782]

Interesting factoid: over the past 25 year, total return of Utilities (XLU) was higher than that of the whole S&P500 (SPY) -- with much lower volatility of course.

[Anonymous No.51339787]

>>51339759
Yeah probably butt pirates.

[Anonymous No.51339796]

>>51339746
Woah, Elmo is based.

[Anonymous No.51339802]

>>51339593
Nice, you should visit Israel at some point in time. I think you will like it.

[Anonymous No.51339834]

>>51339708
It's fine with wide hips

[Anonymous No.51339844]

What is the next Party City?

[Anonymous No.51339855]

>>51339629
In b4 that Lil nigga in the wheelchair shoots him

[Anonymous No.51339858]

>>51339844
Uranium

[Anonymous No.51339863]

>>51339674
South Florida

[Anonymous No.51339870]

>>51339782
Will utilities have to eat higher costs or can they transfer them to consumers?

[Anonymous No.51339875]

>>51339802
No thanks, I hate the anti-Christ

[Anonymous No.51339894]

>>51339276
Lagarde just in awe at the lad
Doesn't look like inflation put a dent in his girth

[Anonymous No.51339895]

>>51339802
Get the fuck out of this thread you dirty kike

[Anonymous No.51339900]

I can't wait for the new O Lawd, Dem Rangz episode tomorrow night frens.

[Anonymous No.51339921]

>>51339629
Based?

[Anonymous No.51339937]

>>51339894
That motherfucker IS inflation.

[Anonymous No.51339939]

>>51339900
I get enough Judaism from looking at the market, no thanks.

[Anonymous No.51339943]

>>51339454
>electric
No
>jeep
No

I had a jeep Cherokee. It was an overpriced piece of shit that didn't even last to 150k miles before it was falling apart. I've had Nissans and Hondas last to 300k miles with nothing but cosmetic issues. "Jeep culture" is full of the most retarded faggots you will ever meet aswell.. they are kinda like tesla or Subaru owners that try to make it part of their personality instead of just a box you drive around in

[Anonymous No.51339951]

>>51339900
Im embarrassed to say I actually almost know a person who watched that shit, however, luckily this is an anonoymous board & I have no idea who you are.

[Anonymous No.51339958]

>>51339943
>cherokee
well thats your problem. You were driving a femoid car. I wouldnt be caught dead in one of those.

[Anonymous No.51339963]

>>51337728
Murderer

[Anonymous No.51339978]

>>51339900
Entertainment is ded just like the markets fren.

[Anonymous No.51339980]

>>51339943
My parents always bought Jeeps growing up because they did so much offroading... oh wait, nevermind they didnt' go offroading even once. They bought them anyway though... they all ended up having problems... but they just kept buying new ones, rolling over the loans. My entire financial education is basically 'do the opposite of my parents'.

[Anonymous No.51339999]

>>51339900
spoiler alert, they find them

[Anonymous No.51340007]

>>51339980
it is wild how (((american))) having a car loan is.
>>51339951
This comment has been saved to your Amazon Prime account. Please drink a verification can in order to re-activate your pod delivery tube.

[Anonymous No.51340046]

>>51339980
At least you're better than your parents,also you teach your offspring not to fuck up like them

[Anonymous No.51340054]

>>51340046
>your offspring
lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.51340072]

>>51340054
Misery huh?

[Anonymous No.51340076]

>>51340046
>offspring
I prefer the term "spawn"

[Anonymous No.51340084]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51340087]

>>51340076
I prefer the term 'sockbabies'

[Anonymous No.51340089]

70% of restaurants in UK will go out of business because they cannot afford to pay the utilities bill this coming WINTER!

[Anonymous No.51340100]

>>51340084
>green futures
UH OH BULLBROS

[Anonymous No.51340104]

>>51340089
jesus, just how much of the UK economy are fish and chippies?

[Anonymous No.51340115]

>>51337669
Likely one book. No HF as a whole lol

[Anonymous No.51340125]

>>51340089
source

[Anonymous No.51340135]

>>51340104
Your forgetting their other major staple. Nothing beats a lush tinna and a pint

[Anonymous No.51340137]

>>51340072
Just social isolation that I am incapable of ending

[Anonymous No.51340140]

>>51337921
Why would you buy anything? Consumer no savings and only has credit cards, home demand zero, white collars getting laid off. Consumer spending will be shit as people spent all their money and will be using credit cards to buy food.

[Anonymous No.51340180]

>>51338007
November 25 delta puts locked for AAPL. All in.
>I’ve confirmed my bias with this picrel

[Anonymous No.51340183]

>>51340089
Europe filled their gas reserves at a 1000% premium, lets say previous years they filled reserves with 13 - 15 billion dollars, this year it was 130 billion. Good job Europe!

[Anonymous No.51340190]

>>51340135
chicken shit pie?

[Anonymous No.51340196]

>>51340137
Social aspie or just a doomer?

[Anonymous No.51340203]

>>51338987
Please don’t ruin it for us.

[Anonymous No.51340205]

>>51340089
I'm still baffled UK and EU basically sacrificed their well being by sanctioning Russia in the name of NATO considering how the EU was rubbing elbow with China during our trade war shit

[Anonymous No.51340211]

>>51338995
The mark? Wtf is that. Germanys old currency

[Anonymous No.51340217]

>>51340135
you know, if that gravy didn't look so watery I would eat that

[Anonymous No.51340241]

>>51340135
Got slop visualized

[Anonymous No.51340248]

>>51340140
I haven't met a single normie that has changed their spending habits at all. Lower class has always been max leveraged in debt, nothing has changed. Wages are up and it's easy to get a job. The only people reeehhhhhing are boomers that are doomers about everything even if the markets are doing good

[Anonymous No.51340259]

another day of not doing anything at work. Home wise though it was a different story; I mowed the yard after work. God I wish they did here what they're doing in California. They're paying people to rip up their yards and replace them with other things due to the water shortage. Fuck yes. Pay me to not have to mow my yard ever again? Sign me up...

[Anonymous No.51340269]

Kanye has a good point about business
>https://is2.4chan.org/gif/1662667814640334.webm

[Anonymous No.51340287]

I'm on the verge of suicide.

Is a 10x still possible?
I'd even take a 5x?

35 KHHV with only 100K saved. About to lose all of it out of despair. Then I'll really be fucked.

[Anonymous No.51340300]

>>51340248
Middle class suburbs here so maybe just poor

[Anonymous No.51340304]

>>51340196
Neither. I just always assume that I'm bothering other people, so I avoid interacting with them as much as possible. If I actually do have to talk to someone, I'll end it quickly because I don't want to bother them. Then later I'll think, "No, I don't think I was actually bothering that person, we could have talked longer," but then even later I'll realize, "Yes, I was definitely bothering that person; best thing to do is never talk to them or even go to that place again." I always assume that I've ruined someone's day just by interacting with them, and it feels bad, worse than being alone.

[Anonymous No.51340311]

>>51340259
>C
>CMCSA
>KHC
>PARAA
>WBD

These are so fucken retarded it causes me actual pain.

[Anonymous No.51340316]

>>51340304
lift weights unironically

[Anonymous No.51340320]

>>51340287
You have 100k. Get over yourself, your life isn't bad unless you live in a metropolitan area.

[Anonymous No.51340340]

>>51339593
what did you invest in

[Anonymous No.51340348]

this is what you buy when you bottom at 16k and buy options that go in reverse

glad im off robinhood

[Anonymous No.51340362]

>>51340304
Huh,sounds like self steem issues.try embracing and working on your Ego,read some behavior books honestly

[Anonymous No.51340365]

>>51340340

Bounced between PLTR, GME, OIL, SIGA, and a few others.
Some didn't work out, some did. I always sold when Reddit got involved though. I sold before the GME squeeze but I still made money.

[Anonymous No.51340370]

>people are checking in on me to see if I'm ok after the queen's passing

[Anonymous No.51340385]

>>51340287
>if I make money then the girls will like me
If you are unhappy with 100k you would be unhappy with a million. Girls are still gonna cringe at you being a crybaby emo no matter how much money you make. Use some of that 100k to go fuck a bunch of girls in SEA or whatever and get to the point where you realize women are all trash and enjoy being treated like trash

[Anonymous No.51340391]

>>51340370
are you okay?

[Anonymous No.51340409]

>>51340391
no, but not because of that

[Anonymous No.51340416]

>>51340370
>you haven't shitposted on social media for years and years to the point that npcs don't interact with you anymore

[Anonymous No.51340425]

>>51340370
>Bourdain suicides
>Dad asks me if I'm alright because I just read his book
They just care for you.

[Anonymous No.51340429]

>>51340416
i want to see this persons sexual search history

[Anonymous No.51340455]

>>51340429
>implying he's wrong

[Anonymous No.51340474]

>>51340425
Lol no one ever asked me if I was alright and actually cared, except my ex-gf but by then I was so conditioned to say, "yeah I'm fine" that it's all I could say.

[Anonymous No.51340477]

>>51340416

[Anonymous No.51340512]

offical PRTY theme track

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsMDKjb54EM

[Anonymous No.51340530]

>>51340512
no, it's actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbi0XmGtMw

[Anonymous No.51340541]

>>51340512
Adding to the playlist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGNQz2Ppt9M

[Anonymous No.51340562]

>>51340512
I unironically think this is a good song

[Anonymous No.51340565]

>>51340205
Well, when your country is full of American military bases, did you ever have a choice?

[Anonymous No.51340622]

>>51340530
a banger

[Anonymous No.51340636]

The Queen of England rained during the ruin and decline of the English empire into nothing but a weak new muttland island that is unrecognizable. In 1 lifetime, many such cases SAD!

[Anonymous No.51340658]

>>51340365
oh shit i saw your other post that you're a fellow south florida anon. i've seen a couple of south florida anons in smg

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51340683]

>>51340636
Maybe King Chuck, formerly Prince Sneed, will abolish parliament and retake the colonies his mom gave away.

[Anonymous No.51340687]

I realize this is an obscure question, but can someone explain to me why the futures contract roll dates for June, September, and December are only 4 days before expiration, when it's been 7 days every other time since the beginning of history? I can't find an answer anywhere and this is really disturbing my autism.

https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/equity-index/rolldates.html

[Anonymous No.51340693]

>>51340089
Is there even a point in investing internationally when Europe is shitting the bed this hard?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51340710]

>>51340687
I think it has something to do with funds settling 1 day sooner, so they cut out the weekend out too.

[Anonymous No.51340768]

>>51340693
Holy fucking shit Europe and the rest of the world has been grabbing since the 2008 crash. Is America really the only place growing?

[Anonymous No.51340796]

>>51340541
>>51340530
>>51340512
Na it is this
https://www.google.com/search?q=party+party+party+aqua+team+hunger+force&oq=party+party+party+aqua+team+hunger+force&aqs=chrome..69i57.10195j0j4&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8

[Anonymous No.51340825]

>>51340768
Bastard bhenchod

[Anonymous No.51340831]

>>51340768
And half of that is just because the increasing US money supply gets pumped into stocks.

[Anonymous No.51340867]

>>51340768
It’s about management. You could have 2 separate entities with equivalent resources, but one pos entity will waste it all while the other can continue to grow. Guess which is what. Socialism sucks balls. Now watch what democrats will do with it.

[Anonymous No.51340877]

>>51340831
Move to europe then.

[Anonymous No.51340878]

Kek my emergency fund jacked the rate to 1.90% apy.. Thank god I put my monthly dumping on automatic so I never even look at it..nor touch it either. It's just there growing fatter by the month.

[Anonymous No.51340882]

all in SOXL

its time

[Anonymous No.51340905]

>>51340878
>not using a credit union and getting 2.5%
loser

[Anonymous No.51340925]

>>51340768
Is there a reason to believe this shit can't happen in the US?
Will the boomerism of "just out your money into ETFs and retire in 40 years bro" die like this?

[Anonymous No.51340967]

>>51340878
>>51340905
>not spending your money on drugs and alcohol to eaze the pain of witnessing the spiraling into chaos of humanity in real time
lmao even

[Anonymous No.51341017]

>>51340925
oh boy
a lot of pain is coming, and I'm not referring to just for a few months, think years, maybe a decade

[Anonymous No.51341019]

>>51339353
You misunderstand, this is the fetish assault team that comes in after you've been subdued. Their purpose is to produce morale boost videos for the rest of the team and to leather and lace rape your unwilling tax-evading boipucci on camera so the next Snowden can leak your shame.

[Anonymous No.51341070]

how do i scan for the most volatile stocks?

also is the volatility gonan end in a crash usually?

[Anonymous No.51341078]

>>51340882
baste

[Anonymous No.51341105]

If Quad Witching is Sept 16. Do you really believe they'd roll over their Longs after the bounce? They want the cheapest price.

[Anonymous No.51341119]

>TLRY

[Anonymous No.51341122]

>>51341070
we have stock screeners in the OP

[Anonymous No.51341150]

>>51340768
yeah
europe's working age population started declining in the 80s
the US working age population only started declining in the early 2000s. this is probably THE LAST major bullrun, EVER, unless foreign capital can be expected to flee from the rest of the planet for decades in a capacity sufficient to pump asset markets. for some reason I doubt there is enough foreign capital to pump the stock market to sp500 10k ever.

[Anonymous No.51341151]

Is it worth it to invest in seeking alpha?
Anyone has it?
My broker's signals are shit tier

[Anonymous No.51341170]

>>51341151
>that post
I think you should stay out of the market. This is financial advise.

[Anonymous No.51341179]

New

>>51341173
>>51341173

[Anonymous No.51341186]

>>51341150
I mean we got India and Indonesia but the problem is they are literal decades away. What do we do, go for Reits?

[Anonymous No.51341188]

>>51341151
If you like alpha you should try
>motley fool

[Anonymous No.51341195]

>>51341119
>tfw $17 cost basis

[Anonymous No.51341221]

>>51341195
>3.84 cost basis
Sorry about the bags. I’d average down though

[Anonymous No.51341225]

>>51339280
It was already priced in.

[Anonymous No.51341250]

>>51339875
Peace be with you, fren.

[Anonymous No.51341484]

>>51341221
Friend, I would but I don't have the personal capital to support that move.

[Anonymous No.51341720]

>>51340304

This used to be me. I would think about the things I said and that I shouldn't have said anything after every conversation. Then one day I realized I was bothered by everyone and they were the one annoying me. I also realized I didn't give a fuck about them. I will say whatever I want to whoever now. If they don't like it they can walk away.