/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.51333084]

Owning anything other than an iPhone is a red flag and no reasonable woman will communicate with you. Owning the latest flagship iPhone is unironically the key to achieving high social status. Buy AAPL.

[Anonymous No.51333159]

you're over thinking it.
if somebody on /biz/ doesn't have the expendable income to have an iphone, they shouldn't be posting here.

[Anonymous No.51333198]

>>51333084
that has to be the most retarded cope i've heard so far ... if you're so fucking shitty as a person that a fking phone decides the outcome of you getting pussy or not, i have bad news for your parents,they wasted money on raising a retard

[Anonymous No.51333204]

>>51333084
>buying an overpriced phone to impress women
NGMI, kys

[Anonymous No.51333213]

>>51333084
I have an iPhone and my gf has an android. I social and status mog her hard, but she is so down to earth and caring. Shoot low men, get a working-class girl, she will treat you like a God.

[Anonymous No.51333227]

Oh jeez, I gotta poop and I don't have an iPhone. Oh well.

[Anonymous No.51333291]

>>51333198
The absolute cope...

[Anonymous No.51333477]

>>51333291
>a small online study of 1,502 americans
>implying i care about a few washed up roasties or their opinion
>herb in all fields


You must be a retarded subhuman to take that shitty useless survey as anything other than a waste of time. Article is entirely meaningless,adults don't choose partners based on their phones.

[Anonymous No.51333536]

androids are for nigs, iphones are for chads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntRA4HrzKhc

[Anonymous No.51333541]

>>51333084
>no reasonable woman will communicate with you
GOOD.

[Anonymous No.51333568]

>>51333084
Name 1 thing a 1200 dollar Iphone does that my 250 dollar Xiaomi doesn't.

[Anonymous No.51333574]

>>51333084
>A woman caring what phone I use
that is a red flag

[Anonymous No.51333596]

Caring what anyone thinks what you use. Just nuke this country already.

[Anonymous No.51333599]

iphones have a very specific target audience of people who don't even pay for them.

[Anonymous No.51333629]

Just bought the new flip phone so I can pretend I'm a old school businessman every time I make a call or open it

[Anonymous No.51333644]

>owning an iphone and using it for crypto instead of a degoogled android
I'm good thanks...

[Anonymous No.51333772]

>>51333084
you disgusting m0nkeypx having faggot

[Anonymous No.51333804]

GREEN TEXT BUBBLE?!?
GREEEENN TEEXT BUUBBLLEEEEEEEEE????!!!!!
DON'T EVER FUCKING TEXT ME AGAIN YOU POOR ASS PIECE OF SHIT. GET A REAL PHONE OR DROP ME FROM YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW, YOU BROKE AS SCRUB.

[Anonymous No.51333819]

Why would I care about women?

[Anonymous No.51333829]

>>51333291
>American base their personality around products

Does anyone have that "commodification of beauty" screenshot? Literally explains why America and Americans are so fucked and full of trannys

[Anonymous No.51333884]

>>51333204
I second this

[Anonymous No.51333900]

>>51333084
>thinking that an iPhone will compensate for your terrible appearance and hygiene
Anon...

[Anonymous No.51333903]

the new iphone is unironically pretty big disappointment, so similar to the iphone 13. i am just sticking with my 7 plus still lol
apple watch 8 basically same as apple watch 7 too

[Anonymous No.51334055]

>>51333084
women i choose to interact can infer my net worth from where the beach front house I live i is.
believe me they dont give a fuck about about the fact that my galaxy s21 is now a year or two behind the latest and greatest.
they care about money, a nice iphone is just a good way for a poorfag to networth-signal

[Anonymous No.51334176]

>>51333084
Cope. The hoes don't mind if Chad uses an Android phone.

[Anonymous No.51334221]

>>51333084
I dont want to fuck anyone who doesn't use Samsung

[Anonymous No.51334266]

>>51333084
I used to be a tech enthusiast, but once you stop being obsessed with phones and step back, you'll see how cringy this whole Android vs iPhone thing really is. I'm not proud to have participated in these communities and the endless arguments, but I am glad I saw the light. Just use what works best for your workflows and ignore everything else, guys.

[Anonymous No.51334286]

>>51333084
>no reasonable woman will communicate with you
What is up with all you pathetic faggots on this site that judge all your decisions based on what random women will think about you? Women don't even know what women want, Charles Manson for example was a manlet hobo criminal and he had a literal harem of young teenage girls just by telling them what they wanted to hear, I'm sure using an Android over Iphone won't be a deal breaker.

[Anonymous No.51334292]

>>51333084
This is unironically true. My galaxy is just as much as the latest iPhone but bitches still make fun of you or get the ick from you for not having an iPhone. I fucking hate Apple for creating and fostering their little cult brand culture.

[Anonymous No.51334299]

>>51333084
True chads only need pic related.

[Anonymous No.51334321]

>>51333084
Owning no phone is the key faggot

[Anonymous No.51334329]

>women have an opinion
That's cute, don't care lmao

[Anonymous No.51334338]

My 5 year old Galaxy 8 active still works great and when the battery finally shits out I will buy another brand new Galaxy 8 active for $180 that will last me another 5 years. "Features a shatter-resistant screen,1 a military-grade body with a durable metal frame.1"

[Anonymous No.51334362]

>>51333291
*This premium article is brought to you by Apple™

[Anonymous No.51334375]

Caring either way is a red flag. It's just a phone.

[Anonymous No.51335438]

>>51333477
>>51333599
>>51333644
>>51333900
>>51334055
>>51334266
>>51334299

[Anonymous No.51335732]

>>51333291
>Take the vaccine, it's safe&effective in 70% of Pfizer's trials

[Anonymous No.51335751]

>>51333084
Yes.

Sent from my iPhone

[Anonymous No.51335787]

>>51333291
I’m a guy and I wouldn’t date someone (male or female) if they were an autist who refuses to use an iPhone too. So definitely not just women who think like this.