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>be me
>co worker starts chatting with me
>"do you have a girlfriend anon?"
>no haha...
>"why not?"

>> No.51329920

>>51329864
>I will make it big then I will get a gf, now get away from me whore, got money to make

>> No.51329962
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People ask me this all the time, please stop asking me this

>> No.51330007
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>>51329864
>be me
>co worker starts chatting with me
>"do you have a girlfriend anon?"
>yes haha...
>"cool, i wish i had one"

>> No.51330194

>>51330007
>Lie to female coworker that have a girlfriend
>Years later friend tells me she was interested in me

>> No.51330536
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>>51329864
>be me
>co worker starts chatting with me
>"do you have a girlfriend anon?"
>no haha...do you have a bf by any chance?
>"no haha"
>cool, we should do something about that

it's really that simple

>> No.51330569
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51330569

>>51329864
why would you feel bad.

>No I don't. Not looking for one either.

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51330682

>mfw legit introvert with zero libido

>> No.51333133

>>51329864
>"do you have a girlfriend anon?"
If a girl asks you this, you always hit them with a
>no, why? are you interested in applying?

If a guy asks you this, that's awkward af so let them know.
>no, why do you care? that's creepy bro

>> No.51336230

>>51329864
tits

>> No.51337536

>>51329864
>why not?
>I enjoy being alone so much that the thought doesn't even cross my mind at this point. Besides, women represent stress and drama I can't not I'm really interested in handling. Also, I'm emotionally dead, I can't experience anything remotely similar to what you humans call pleasure or happiness, but even if I wasn't dead inside I'm too redpilled on women and relationships.
>You need to go out more often. I have this friend who is interested in meeting someone. She's like 35 but looks 30, and have two beautiful kids. Shall I arrange a blind date, anon? I'm sure she'll make you happy,. also you didn't hear it from me but she's hot in bed, she'll blow your brains out
Feel free to continue this conversation, kek

>> No.51337563

>>51336230
Naked.

>> No.51338048

>>51337536
>no thx I'm not really in a place where I want to enter a new relationship

>> No.51338144

I hate women. They are too promiscuous these days. Women don't deserve happiness. Woman's suffrage was a mistake. They are too emotional and susceptible to Marxist propaganda. This is undeniable fact.

>> No.51338199

>>51329864
>Because I have 3 women talking to me and I'm trying to decide which one I want

>> No.51338261

>>51329864
My girlfriend is an invisible anime woman. Stop being schizophobic.

>> No.51338281

>>51329864
you retard you blew your cover. they're gonna run you out now

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51338343

>she found out about my deo and icp bags

>> No.51338346

>>51338343
at least it ain't shib

>> No.51338364

"Because I don't want one"
Done.
Jesus you guys are mentally ill.
>"Why not? XD"
"Too much responsibility and stuff like that I'd rather do other things"
or
"I'd rather commit and I'm not quite ready for that just yet"
DONE.

>> No.51338367

>>51329864
Just work in an environment of young roasties or something, none of them have bfs longterm

Thankfully my coworkers are all over weed smoking, prescription medication abusing bunch. None of them have relationships and sidechicks how it is called
The topic never comes up and I just don’t raise eyes as a KHHV

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>>51338343
>>51338346

Women get wet at the mention of crypto regardless of what it is.

>> No.51339010

>>51338364
>t. Seething incel

>> No.51339055

"Because I hate women"

>> No.51339507

>>51329864
No woman can top me like my boyfriend can

>> No.51339521

>>51329864
Because having a girlfriend isn't my primary concern in life and I haven't met anyone too special yet. Why are you applying?

That easy if it's a girl. I'm assuming it is because i feel like no guy says this to another guy unless they're gay.

>> No.51339554

>>51338364
You can't tell that without she being offended as a woman, she'll take your answer as if you were rejecting her somehow so to save face she'll spread rumors that you're a mysogynist who hates women of the female species

>> No.51339572

>doesn't understand that most of the time when a woman says this she's flirting with you

Jesus...

>> No.51339587

>>51337536
>single mom with kids
Fucking disgusting. I’d rather stay single than raise another man’s kids.

>> No.51340015

>>51339587
If you grew up without a father, wouldn't you wish for one?

>> No.51340080

>>51340015
A stepfather isn't the real father. He's a cuck. She will always put her kids before him. He will never be truly respected by her.
Why should I give a fuck for another man's children? I want my own, not another man's spawn.
Fucking disgusting.

>> No.51340090

>>51340080
Wouldn't you wish for a father of some type though?

>> No.51340107

>>51340090
I would rather be single than raise another man's children.

>> No.51340632

>>51330007
>>"cool, i wish i had one"
40 places to meet your future girlfriend
https://youtu.be/btiJtM-ZN5A

>> No.51340696

>>51330194
she wouldn't be if you told her you were an incel though

>> No.51340711

>>51337536
Kek Imagine being such a weak bitch that you can't properly keep your girl in check.

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>>51340696
always say you just got out of a relationship even if you're in one

>> No.51340843

>>51330569
loser

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>>51329864
>be me
>co worker starts chatting with me
>"do you have a girlfriend anon?"
>"Maybe, what are you doing tonight?"

>> No.51340970

>>51329864
>give up all your free time and be bound by the mercurial whims of the average western woman
nah I'm good I'll just keep my money, play video games and jerk off

>> No.51340984

>>51340970
complete loser

>> No.51341027

>>51340984
Saving his time and mental health seems to me like a winner you faggot

>> No.51341048

>>51340970
A true sociopath. Enjoy it. We cannot. I wish I could.

>> No.51341218

>I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that

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51342781

>>51340970
I'm 40 and I still do this
cheers

>> No.51342831

>>51340107
same, wouldnt even consider it

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>>51340970
Mercurial is too divine a word to describe such folly.

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>>51329864
>Yes, actually. She happens to be a two dimensional character from a 12 year old cartoon. Now if you excuse me I must be getting back to work.