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>> No.51320782

SHORT BATHROOMS!!!!!!!!

>> No.51320788

She left me

>> No.51320797
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>>51320782

>> No.51320810

>>51320788
she right me

>> No.51320813

>>51320788
but your dubs didn't leave you, checked.

>> No.51320817
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>>51320797
That's not me. That's you pretending to be me.

>> No.51320818
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Oil bros...............

>> No.51320828

>>51320818
for what it is worth, the stocks aren't doing that bad compared to the commodity

>> No.51320833
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51320833

My SPY 390 weekly put is going to print tomorrow

>> No.51320842
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51320842

That's not me. That's you pretending to be me.

>> No.51320846
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>>51320818
Not even sure what the memelines mean anymore. China's seemingly bimonthly black swan shutdowns are getting old.

>> No.51320851
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>> No.51320856

i think semiconductors are poopy

>> No.51320866

But if you're me, then who am I?

>> No.51320874

i would love to knockout two motherfuckers from earlier. i would stab their dumbasses in the fkn neck, no second thought.

>> No.51320882
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>>51320856
indeed

>> No.51320886
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>>51320842
Hai. i am an stock trader and i am a real women.

>> No.51320899

>>51320846
looks like architecture

>> No.51320901

>>51320886
which evil deity do you need to worship to have a giant mouth like that?

>> No.51320922

$40k cash
$12k SQQQ at ~$44/sh
$42k VTI at ~210/sh

Am I retarded?

>> No.51320943

can we just admit now that none of us, bobos or mumus, know exactly what the fuck the market will do, short or long term(by long term i mean next couple of years)?

>> No.51320949

>>51320943
All I know is that TWTR will get bought out for $54.20 in the next few months.

>> No.51320950

alright I have no job and $100 to my name and I've been inspired by 4 hours of financial documentaries

what do I buy premarket

>> No.51320963
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>>51320943
How can you not know long term?
It's fucking obvious if you check the global macro economy

>> No.51320965

>>51320943
of course not, which is why i keep enough cash to sleep at night while the rest is invested. anyone suggesting otherwise is retarded or trying to sell you something.

>> No.51320968
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51320968

Alright who took the porn link out of the OP? I just wanna talk on your Minecraft server.

>> No.51320977

>>51320949
People here called me dumb for saying that two weeks ago :(

>> No.51320991

>>51320949
I thought Elon gave up on Twitter?

>> No.51320994

>>51320950
Jnug

>> No.51320997

>>51320788
I'd tell you it's going to be okay, but it's not. It's going to try to break you. If you survive you will be stronger than you can imagine.

>> No.51321000
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>futures

>> No.51321004

>>51320950
NQ then sell it 1 candle later

>> No.51321008
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>>51320943
Anon, I…

>> No.51321018

>futures
*violently shits pants*

>> No.51321024

>>51320943
I actually know for a fact its going up, but I do hope you all lose money, SMGay

>> No.51321033
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51321033

You doubted the Fed, /smg/

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>>51321033
>Goldstein

>> No.51321054

just found out about dark pools

lmao what the fuck guys why are you even trying you arent even playing the same fucking game

>> No.51321056

>>51321033
I thought the definition of a soft landing was avoiding a recession?

>> No.51321070

>>51321056
Are we even allowed to use the r word anymore?

>> No.51321082

>>51321056
>recession
>the US is at full employment

>> No.51321083
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>>51321056
>it’s not a recession
>it’s a depression

>> No.51321094

>>51321082
We're in a technical recession right now; but I guess Schlomo Goldstein is using the newspeak definition.

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>>51321054
why would i listen to someone with so little experience and understanding of markets that they just found out what dark pools are

>> No.51321099
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>>51321082
what happens after max employment anon

>> No.51321101
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51321101

Frens I have to confess something...
I just...
I... I voted for more dilution on AQB... I'm sorry!

>> No.51321115

>>51320901
>George Gammon

>> No.51321121
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>>51321056
>definition
Therein lies the magic.

>> No.51321124

But be sure it'll hurt me more than (you). Because you are poor.

>> No.51321144
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51321144

it started thundering bros.. what does this spell for the market tomorrow?

>> No.51321161
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51321161

It's over

>> No.51321165
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>>51321033
>Goldstein

>> No.51321171
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>>51321161
back to /v/

>> No.51321172

>>51320991
He already bought twitter. He's been unsuccessfully arguing and dragging his toes to try and get a refund/discount. Keyword is unsuccessfully.
There's already a legally binding contract. You can't just buy something and then say nevermind.

I'm still not sure whether Elon actually thinks he's just entirely immune to the law, or this is all some coverup so he can use the verdict to wiggle his way out even more TSLA shares without turning heads.

>>51320977
A few weeks ago I was just sitting back hoping the inevitable sept selloff would give me sub $40 to get my entry. Finally got in yesterday.
Timing worked out pretty well. I missed the first spike to low $30s back in July, although I'd argue it's a better value today since the holding period until payoff is now much shorter.
I'm sure there'll be other juicy selloffs on future bullshit Elon tweets, for anyone that's still not in.

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>>51321101
You WILL eat the mutant fish.

>> No.51321180

>>51321048
>>51321165
ever notice /pol/lets will never read the thread just comment?

>> No.51321192

>>51321144
If your power goes out the market will inverse your positions until you're able to trade again. Otherwise crab.

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>hes not going all in on AMZN now

>> No.51321197

>>51321082
>GDP shrinking
>CPI ass
>QoL decreasing
>record level citizen debt


Yeah but I guess people are working at Taco Bell so it’s ok

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>>51321180
Im the op though,faggot

>> No.51321210

>>51321180
Both those posters have multiple posts you absolute fool.

>> No.51321224

>>51321180
You’re naive

>> No.51321234

>>51321210
>>51321224
Fool? Naive?
I'm appalled! *waving my AQB shares angrily at (you)*

>> No.51321235

Time to buy T WBA and PARA and C

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>>51320943
No fucking clue what the market will do. But I will keep throwing my paychecks money at VOO, and playing bollinger squeezes. Which I do regardless of market condition.

>> No.51321272

>>51321234
>AQB
PUT THE SHARES DOWN ANON YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE DOING

>> No.51321300
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51321300

What does this mean?

>> No.51321303

>>51320797
The dude in that pic actually detransitioned
Please delete this

>> No.51321305

>>51321300
nothing just keep buying

>> No.51321316
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>>51320818
Sell everything and wait for China to stop doing those endless "covid" lockdowns or some new war in sand land or taiwan or eu

>> No.51321323

>>51321300
unironically super bullish

>> No.51321332

>>51321300
wtf

>> No.51321343
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>>51321300
>>>Tits or not ma'am,

>Still never baking.

>> No.51321350

>>51321300
rugpull incoming for someone
fuck rocker
fuck baggie

>> No.51321358

>>51321300
somehow, someway, this is bullish for PRTY

>> No.51321366

>>51321235
>C
Just hold a few more decades and it'll be back to 450 a share!

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>>51321171
How do I long squid ink

>> No.51321378

remember, remember the *sharts* of September

>> No.51321387

>>51321094
>We're in a technical recession right now
What definition of recession are you using?

>> No.51321390

>>51321369
If by squid ink you mean funny money aka fiat currency then it's still USD or go home.

>> No.51321395
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51321395

PRTY is OVER! I bought all the paw patrol cupcake holders! Your shitco is GOING DOWN!

>> No.51321401

>>51321387
The one everyone used until we entered a recession this year.

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>>51321300

>> No.51321445

>>51321366
how long till it hits 60?

>> No.51321462

>>51321323
Explain yourself

>> No.51321468

siga
uh
where my siga niggas

>> No.51321469

>>51321445
4 months after another reverse split

>> No.51321474

>>51321300
Its time for us gamers to pump everything and show big money their place.

>> No.51321488
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51321488

So I decided to try the coffee can strategy.
>liquidated my whole portfolio
>put 30% of that in TLT
>10% in GLD
>the rest into the top of 45% VUG and top 15% of VOT
>deleted broker app off my phone
>gonna try to stop checking finance news and /smg/ daily

The plan is to set aside cash in a savings account each week to do it again in six months, to kind of DCA into two "cans" a year.
I wish I could do it more frequently but a surprising number of midcaps (and large caps like fucking Costco) are priced so fucking high you need 15k minimum to weigh them decently.
I'm trying to decide when I should cash out each can. Backtesting suggests 5-ish years, but I'm having a hard time finding historical snapshots of QQQ holdings.

Anyone here know of a way to look up fund holdings in a particular year? I know they have to publish them on a regular basis. Is there an archive?

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>>51321300

>> No.51321502

Easy eod short for the powell dump early am, rally after first 30mins

>> No.51321572

Mass black livestream shooter going on a rampage.
Buy gun stocks? Or not because of race?
They typically pump after these events.

>> No.51321580

>>51321469
lol reverse split

>> No.51321591

>>51321496
>more people than ever are sure of the direction the market will move
It'll move the opposite way, nobody can escape the Bogs not even in death.

>> No.51321593

>>51321496
explain this to me like im retarded and dont care about options

>> No.51321596

ULTA looks like free money

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>>51321300

>> No.51321601

>>51320968
what the fuck is a minecraft
is that a game mode on roblox?

>> No.51321606

>>51321593
big money make big bet on stock market crash.

>> No.51321614

>>51320788
Giving her an acid facial is always an option

>> No.51321615

>>51321593
Big money is betting the market is about to crash.

>> No.51321687

>>51321615
>>51321606
hmm i was gonna buy in

>> No.51321691
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51321691

Today's trade had a general positive disposition thanks to a feeling that the market was due for a bounce from a short-term oversold condition. This narrative found support from cooling market rates and falling oil prices...

The Wall Street Journal reported this morning that the Fed is likely to raise the fed funds rate by 75 basis points at its September 20-21 FOMC meeting. Buyers were not deterred by the report, and that resilience acted as another upside catalyst for the market on the basis that the rate hike had already been priced in.

>...Buyers were not deterred by the report, and that resilience acted as another upside catalyst for the market on the basis that the rate hike had already been priced in.
>...on the basis that the rate hike had already been priced in.
>priced in.

NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SMOKING IT HASNT EVEN BEEN ANNOUNCED

There was also some hawkish comments from Fed officials for participants to digest today, which the market took in stride. Fed Vice Chair Brainard (FOMC voter) indicating that the policy rate will need to rise further while Cleveland Fed President Mester (FOMC voter) reiterated her previous view that rates will need to be taken to a restrictive level and that she does not anticipate a rate cut in 2023.

>WHAT PART OF THIS SOUNDS BULLISH??
>FUCKING NIGGER BULL JUST LET THE MARKET CRASH SO I CAN BUY IN

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>>51321691

>> No.51321726

>>51321691
>It's not priced in
>Even tho bears have been screaming about it for months now

>> No.51321728
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why yes, I do hold 2500 shares of SOXL at an average price of 11.67 how could you tell?

>> No.51321739

>>51321728
>>51321728
remember this tomorrow @ 10:30 am eastern

>> No.51321740

>>51321593
>>51321606
>>51321615
and they also were buying calls at the top, who cares

>> No.51321749

>>51321740
this is a buy signal

>> No.51321787

Bout to buy that new apple watch gadget to never leave my house in

>> No.51321815

alright lemme get a box of Jujyfruits, and let me have some Bon Bons, yeah, i think i'll have some Bon Bons there... and let me have some Junior Mints

>> No.51321819
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>>51321496
>>51321300

SEPT 7 JEROME POWELL SPEAKS
SEPT 13 CPI
SEPT 14 PPI
SEPT 16 QUAD WITCHING OPTIONS EXPIRY
SEPT 21 RATE HIKE
SEPT 26 SHEMITAH ENDS

HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS

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>>51321815
>bon bons

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>>51321819
WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP WHEN SHEMITAH ENDS

>> No.51321853

>>51321819
whats next inflation gonna be at

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>>51321468
I'm still here, I never left, I won't sell less than $100. All the SIGA naysayers can suck my ass

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moshi mosh~? eh Powell-sama why are you calling so late? dump it? haiii~!

>> No.51321864

>>51321855
Show us your (probably not green) position

>> No.51321868
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Seriously wtf is going on with TGT
I went today to get some things and they didn't have half of what I wanted. I thought they were overstocked?
The place also looked like a disaster too..

>> No.51321873

>>51321488

If you think the next 10 years will be like the last 10, after the current drawdown is done, then that is fine, and in fact a little bit of leveraged growth ETFs would be good too.

If you think inflation will be structurally higher due to debt, deglobalization, and energy, then that folio will underperform bigly. The gold will not be enough to offset growth over value, and minimal commodity exposure.

I guess what I'm saying is decide your macro thesis first and work backwards from there IMO.

>> No.51321879

>>51320788
Hurts now but you are better off in the long run
Next time prioritize what you actually want in a woman rather than just taking whoever crosses your hot-enough/will-go-out-with-me graph

>> No.51321890

>>51320797
Hes a good christian boy now
I for one an proud of him

>> No.51321898

>>51321868
Target is a trainwreck of an experience right now. Back to school cleaned out the shelves, the fitting rooms are not staffed, there's two cashiers and a line spanning from the entrance to cat food section

>> No.51321917

>BROOOOS ITS EVEN WORSERINO THAT 2008!!!
>BUY PUTS BROS THIS IS IT!!!!
Bobos are such sad onions-infused little faggots. I pity their families and their portfolios.

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51321920

Give it to me straight. What is happening with SIGA?

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>>51321847

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kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me

>> No.51321944

what should i do with 100k?

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>>51321864
I could have sold for close to $20k profit last month. But ultimately I feel ok holding because I'm confident that SIGA will blow its previous ATH of $26 out of the water

>> No.51321965

>>51321920
>straight
>>51321944
buy blue

>> No.51321977

>>51321960
Well let that be a lesson to you, always trim some fat. I have problems with that too. I was up 25k last week on a 10k position and wanted more crash. ended up barely green

>> No.51321999

>>51321944
Rum and chickpeas

>> No.51322005

>>51321099
>guilty criminal whistle to seem innocent, journalist and police dumbfounded.
>what happens after max employment
More jewbs

>> No.51322008

>>51321999
>those digits
welp its settled anon >>51321944. You are now a chickpea farmer with a horrible rum addiction.

>> No.51322015

>>51321944
donate it to your nearest temple

>> No.51322021

>>51321269
What a beautiful son you have

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>>51320922

Everyone is running to cash as the safe bet, i'd suggest to hedge with silver such as AG, AGQ, PSLV.

SQQQ good pick hodl til crash, enjoy but don't get greedy

can't comment on VTI

Godspeed

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>>51321977
Cheers anon, I've definitely learned a lot so far. But again I don't think SIGA or monkepox are anywhere close to being over

>> No.51322039

>>51321898
Target is pretty comfy when they put up the Halloween section, before it gets destroyed. There's like a peak comfy two or three days there.

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>>51320478
friend had 1100 shares. BEGGED him to sell at 50 to 70. Dropped back down to 30 to 45. Begged him to sell in the 40s for months or to at least sell covered calls. Explained and even showed him he could be bringing in nearly 2k a week selling calls and if he wanted he could always just rebuy in if his shares got called away. never listened. last I checked he was still holding when it was 15 and saying he wants to sell.

>> No.51322045

>>51321965
IBM?

>> No.51322052

>>51322030
SIGA? Oh no my government has not found out about that yet.
Is that also invented by Bill Gates?

>> No.51322056

>>51322039
Halloween section was gone... wiped out
I did get some pretty good pumpkin spice cookies though...
I also got to see a zoomer haircut in the wild, so that was neat

>> No.51322070

>>51322026
Silver should be reserved until after they end rate hikes.

>> No.51322072

thc withdrawal is BRUTAL

>> No.51322095

How do I properly buy protection for a heavily bearish outlook?

>> No.51322102
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>>51322052
>my government
And which government is that?

>> No.51322106

>>51322056
the Target in my neighborhood is the hangout for retarded zoomers. they fuck shit up, play soccer in the aisles, leave their starbucks cups everywhere. i just seethe like a boomer.

>> No.51322116

>>51322045
How did you get IBM out of my post? Honestly anon, sort yourself out.
>>51322040
I made probably 35k off of the AMC run up but I was never delusional enough to hold it long term. soon as it started dropping from the 50s I was out.

>> No.51322127

>>51321920
they are finally hiring subject matter experts

>> No.51322153

>>51322127
Someone has to go out there and get the....hard hitting...facts....sacrifices must be made. I'm sure he gets no pleasure in performing his research.

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>>51321944

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>>51322070
thanks for adding anon, my reasoning is that since dollar is hot, silver and gold will be cheap. Once crash hits and dollar loses value, silver will be up. It would be prudent have have a portion of that cash hedged up. thoughts anon?

>> No.51322216

>>51322116
IBM is "big blue" you dumb fucking monkey brained nigger retard

>> No.51322232

>>51322216
imagine thinking anybody is telling you to buy IBM. Ever. Is this the fucking 90s? You aren't allowed to call someone else a nigger, your nigger privileges have been revoked.

>> No.51322300

>>51322160
Well all I know is that this rate hike and dollar strengthening period will be last time anyone will be able to buy Gold/silver for a decent price in a long, long time.
I'm going to wait a bit longer though. I want to see the rate hikes finish and capitulation for other commodities like iron, oil, etc.

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>>51322045
>BLUE
>IBM

Must not laugh.... Must not laugh... Musnt laugh...

>> No.51322337

>>51322106
Wtf they are treating it like a walmart instead of a lower middle class tar jay

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>>51321033
>Goldman
>Goldstein
>Trusting people from that tribe with anything related to financial matters

NGMI

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>>51321920
>>51322102

I believe we will see a huge comeback in SIGA and Monkey Poop in the Winter.

I am going to buy the SIGA dips later this month.

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GGGGGGGGGGGGGSAT OH
LAWD

>> No.51322352
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>>51321369
There's an ETF, ticker TALEB.

>> No.51322363

>>51322102
Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again

>> No.51322367

>>51322351
im so mad. I was going to buy 10k shares a minute or 2 before they halted.

>> No.51322383
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51322383

There is zero reason for the futures to be green. Zero.

>> No.51322384

>>51322363
So this fucking goes through?
Fuck this dumb system, but not my original reply.

>> No.51322391
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>>51322367
I'm in at 2.35. This is apple after all, so it should go up?

>> No.51322396

>>51321488
What kind of retard strat torches 30% of its funds? Do you dumbfucks have any idea what treasuries ARE?

Christ in a handbasket.

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>>51322367
Why mad? You avoided a meme play. Good on you. Learn from this. You didn’t lose money.
>invest in the cannabis market instead

>> No.51322411

>>51322102
Slave to EU
Bill G - Pedo island regular, monkee pox and covid creator.

>> No.51322425

>>51322411
Finally and checked, for some reason Bill Gates was marked as spam

>> No.51322431

>>51321691
>NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SMOKING IT HASNT EVEN BEEN ANNOUNCED
Gaming rape hikes is one situation where >futures markets are useful. See https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>> No.51322433

>>51322400
no, the play was the -20% and then sell once it unhalts. If you did that it would have been about a 40% gain.
>investing in cannabis market
oh god anon what the fuck. I know we've discussed this. There will never be a single profitable cannabis stock, and you can cap this post and seethe about it all you want, just remember 3 years from now this anon tried to talk sense into you.
>>51322391
no, I would sell now. Its a free 2 year sub, what kind of money do you think they are actually making here? How many phones will need to be bought to have any significant effect on the market cap?

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>>51321853
Headline CPI? Probably within 0.2% of 8.2% - https://www.clevelandfed.org/en/our%20research/indicators%20and%20data/inflation%20nowcasting.aspx

>> No.51322447

>>51322309
>>51322232
so what's blue then you clever black and Asian people?

>> No.51322464

>>51322444
checked so my IBONDS should be safe for th year

>> No.51322467

>>51322400
>learn from this
>invest in cannabis
Stoners have no idea how to run a business or how the economy and money works

>> No.51322468

>>51321300
Doesnt take into account the fact that the MMs who are actually printing these puts are more than happy to juice the living fuck out of the premiums and take suckers money. If anything this is bullish, the MMs now have reason to shove the market upwards so they can pocket all of this money, and maybe just crash it later after getting paid. Afterall, whats the rush? Time is their best friend.

>> No.51322473

>>51322447
if you can't figure it out you really don't deserve to be here or even deserve to speak english. Its literally just blue dude.

>> No.51322487

>>51321847
One of my favorite childhood songs (t. 87), I think I still know every line of Jesus of Suburbia too.
Give me Novacaine didn't get as much airtime as it deserved.

>> No.51322491

>>51322433
Well to be fair your typical sheep will prob fork out the 1000 for the new iphone cause they "must keep up with their neighbors" mindset. Hell that Gsat company is tiny. Apple could fucking buy them with the pocket change lying in the leather couch cushions that are placed in the uh lounge area..

>> No.51322498

>>51321468
>Smg falls for another boiler room scam
many such cases

>> No.51322500

>>51322464
Yes, but a fraction of a % on them is probably not going to matter as much as what that CPI value will do to Fed hiking and the global financial conditions overall.

>> No.51322514

>>51321942
I will remind you, Mr. Salman, that you may call an emergency meeting at any time before October 5th.

>> No.51322522

>>51321054
Bro, dark pools aren’t a magic land of secretly prices. It’s literally just trades done between large entities that hits the tape shortly after.

>> No.51322532

>>51322491
alright now tell me why apple would do that for a product theyve already licensed for free for 2 years. Where is literally any revenue in the next 2 years? None.

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>>51320764
Europe getting over $1.5 trillion in margin calls on their energy bullshit and the USA is going to get a bunch of strikes from UPS and railroad workers to truckers and longshoremen.

Frens, I'm scared, I feel like all of my stocks are going to fucking die when Shemitah ends by October.

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>>51321496
Again. This is retarded.

>> No.51322549

>>51322383
What happened to green futures=red day?

>> No.51322562

>>51322425
I think the issue is pridepox. The monkey version of the name got banned on /biz/ years back when pajeets used it for some coin they were spamming.

Also be careful about Jennifer O'side. Trying to use that word is a 3 day autoban lol

>> No.51322571

>>51320788
checked
>>it will be ok bro make that money

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>>51322549
>What happened
I bought puts for the first time is what happened.

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bout to buy me one of these suckers for the upcoming food riots

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>>51322549

>> No.51322632

>>51322467
K

>> No.51322643

>>51322586
You’d be much better off with a shotgun. Pistols are a lot less accurate than rifles or shotguns, and they’re a lot less lethal

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>>51322643
this aint my first rodeo. She'll play a supporting role, if you catch my drift.

>> No.51322663

>>51322586
>springfield
>9mm
enjoy not getting robbed AND losing your gun

>> No.51322667

>>51322657
Based

>> No.51322670

>>51322663
springfield makes great guns you retard

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>>51322586
Good for you, man. Legitimately. Everyone should be armed.

>> No.51322683

>>51322396
Backtesting different portfolios showed highest sharpe and sortino ratios with lowest drawdowns AND beating the SP500 by using using 60/30/10 portfolio with QQQ/TLT/GLD.
Backtesting with the top 10 holdings in QQQ (with 30% TLT and 10% GLD) for the years 2002, 2004, 2008, and 2014 (only years I could find info on the NASDAQ 100 composition) showed it beating a 100% QQQ portfolio.
I want to maximize my earnings to volatility and minimize my potential drawdowns.
TLT and GLD have near zero correlation with QQQ and comparatively low correlation with one another.
Basically: I'm not retarded, but you sure as fuck are.

>> No.51322687

>>51322657
>>51322670
>m&p sbr
>springfield makes great guns
i redact my statement. at least you'll still have your guns after they rob you

>> No.51322694

Is my basket fucked up?

>> No.51322698

>>51322687
>posted without any context or saying what he thinks is better
shut up nigger

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>>51320874
Who, and why? I'm here to listen.

>> No.51322707

>>51322585
what a succulent bobo pic. he looks ready to accept the throbbing bull cock up his furry bum

>> No.51322723

>>51322698
i did my research, clearly you haven't. you got what was cheap because you're poor. next you're gonna go on a "just as good" rant

>> No.51322732

>>51321965
There is only red, black and green in the casino

>> No.51322742

>>51322723
cope because you paid 3k for a 600$ tool. Nigger.

>> No.51322749

i noticed my flower bed was disturbed so i went to check it out and a feral cat dropped a MASSIVE shit in it
could smell it from five feet away

>> No.51322752

Howdy lads. I'm a touch drunk. How are you all feeling this evening? Doing well?

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>>51320950
PRTY. Set a limit order for 2.25. That will get you 44 shares. Sell at 3. In the meantime, get more money to gamble with.

>> No.51322758

>>51322683
>back testing two decade bull markets

>> No.51322764

So what we thinking Jerome finna say tomrorow?

Spy puts or calls hmmmhmhm

>> No.51322770

>>51322072
yeah thats why you taper, as with any neuro-active.

>> No.51322783

>>51322531
Both the chink flu and oil going to 200 a barrel turned into nothingburgers. Europe freezing in winter will probably turn out to be a nothingburger too. Shitty fucking timeline, nothing ever happens.

>> No.51322787

>>51320788
Celebrate. You're free to go where you want and do what you want, all without dealing with the nagging wrath of a woman. I envy you.

>> No.51322795

>>51320788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYE4CVhVkhw

>> No.51322801

>>51322783
Did the holocaust happen?

>> No.51322802

>>51322764
Golden crab

>> No.51322803
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>Her education comes from Berkeley
Well well well well well well well well
>how come you just don’t ask all the guys that you fucked if they want to make money

>> No.51322806

>>51320788
lucky bastard. wish mine would leave me without pulling a Chris Watts

>> No.51322819

>>51322764
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH black betty

>> No.51322821

>>51322803
>monthly returns of 10%
if you're dumb enough to believe that you deserve to lose your money

>> No.51322828

>>51322531
UPS/Teamsters contract expires in July next year so they're probably gonna get a new agreement done.

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>>51321196
Legend of Zelda: Theft From Ulta Beauty

>> No.51322861

>>51322828
By that time there will be 4x as many unemployed people and six million more "migrants"

>> No.51322870

>>51321596
It has to come down right? I mean if the economy crashes its gotta go to like 200s.

>> No.51322872

>>51322861
>six million
that's hard to believe

>> No.51322874

>>51322801
Probably wouldn't be in this timeline if it did.

>> No.51322875

>>51322106
What kinda shithole part of the U.S do you live in? Seriously who tf hangs out at a target

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>>51322874
;'-( we were robbed

>> No.51322904

>>51322758
>dot com crash 2000-2002
>global financial crisis 2007-2009
>earnings recession 2015-2019
>2 decades of bull market
Do you just type out dumb shit for fun, or are you actually a dumb gorilla-brained faggot?

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>>51322821
Would you not trust this smile?

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>>51322851
An asylum is starting to look mighty comfy for me.

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>>51322897
We were undeniably so.

>> No.51322937
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>>51322851
>bitches gotta look fuckable during recession

>> No.51322952

This really quiet aspie Indian guy from my office who I think is a genius told me he's selling RUT calls. The last time he ever texted me about stocks was when he said he's shorting SNOW at $350/share so I trust this jeet. Guess I'll be selling meme IWM call spreads tomorrow

>> No.51322972

>>51322937
every bubble pops

>> No.51322974

>>51321272
> he doesn't know that mutant fish will make him more powerful than he can possibly imagine
You are unprepared.

>> No.51322984

>>51321879
so be single?

>> No.51322996

>>51322904
Two decades of bull markets with feds dropping rates to zero. Fed has hiked more this year than over 5 or more years

>> No.51323002

>>51322984
>kek

>> No.51323015

>>51322952
Small craps going to sub single digits pe?

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>>51323002
who are you quoting?

>> No.51323016

>>51322996
So you are fucking retarded
>kk

>> No.51323021
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51323021

>>51322683
We are ahead of schedule on this chart. We're at 124% - about where it places us around 2035 or thereabouts.

If you're lending Joe Biden money based on how treasuries acted when debt to GDP was between 25% and 50%, you're not retarded. You're retarded and soon to be broke.

>>51322904
4 decades of a bond bull market. That's where your TLT-as-ballast thesis emerged.

>> No.51323025

>>51323017
he's retarded, disregard him. Anybody who tells you to invest in cannabis is mentally unfit to invest

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>>51322705
Post the webm!

>> No.51323063

>>51322657
>ooh he got the short barrel with the extendo clip
Please livestream your drivebys.

>> No.51323069

Hey guys, I'm thinking of a conservative, long term, balanced portfolio. This is for my retirement in 30 years.

What are your thoughts on 60% SPY and 40% Argentinian government bonds?

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51323080

Alright reddit. LOVE = Lovesac, massively overpriced couches where 'sectionals' is really their only gimmick. Short it.
>>51323063
>needing a 16" barrel in your house
if I needed long range i've got a 308, retard.

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51323089

>>51323069
wut

>> No.51323110

>>51323015
>>51323015
I'm not sure what's so special about shorting small caps in Russell 2000

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>>51323089
Oh, I see. What about Italian bonds? I hear those go up when people need a liquid flight to safety in stock bear markets.

Some Boomers backtested it and everything, I think.

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51323131

>/smg/ bearish
>normalfags bearish
>media bearish
And now
>institutions bearish
Never seen a more bullish signal in my life

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>>51323131
bUy ThE dIp

>> No.51323189

>>51323021
>muh debt
*yawn*
Fuckers have been kvetching about this since I was in fucking elementary school.
They'll just raise the debt ceiling. Hasn't been a problem the last 20 years, and I doubt it'll be a problem in the next 5.
>lending Joe Biden money
Actually I'm lending it to Blackrock :^)
>soon to be broke
When TLT is just 30% of my investment? That I'm not going to reallocate or touch for years?
Also
>implying I'd ever invest what I wasn't willing to lose

>TLT-as-ballast thesis
If I turn out to be wrong, I'll just use VGKT next time lol

>> No.51323192

>>51323080
>26 posts
>lol
>lmao

>> No.51323198

>>51323131
Jerome will reveal his half-chub .75 rate hike and the markets will go green

>> No.51323214

>>51323198
What time is this fucko speaking anyways? 1030?

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>>51322383
>futures posting

>> No.51323216

>>51323192
Wow what a great point

>> No.51323224

>>51323189
if you deleted your broker app what are you doing here? harassing us?

>> No.51323231

How do I get the drive to develop my professional network

I have a bad habit of making no friends wherever I go, or ghosting people and losing contacts. I just dont care about having friends, but I hear everywhere it’s bad for my career to have no network

>> No.51323232

>>51323215
Futes are going to crab until Jerome speaks, and when we come in for a soft landing, we moon.

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51323255

I bought calls
Market will pump
Baggies will seethe

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51323258

Where are my index fags

>> No.51323265

>>51323232
>go in for soft landing
>plane about to stop
>suddenly bursts into flames
That's what's going to happen, the question is what causes it. The euro going to zero or Chinese/indian slowdown.

>> No.51323267

>>51323224
I asked a simple question way back here: >>51321488
>Anyone here know of a way to look up fund holdings in a particular year? I know they have to publish them on a regular basis. Is there an archive?

Right now I have to sift through search results for "QQQ holdings (insert year)" and it's a pain.

>> No.51323276

>>51323189
>They'll just raise the debt ceiling.
The problem is not the debt ceiling, you dumb nigger. You are going to lose most of that 30% you allocate to TLT and
>implying I'd ever invest what I wasn't willing to lose
risk tolerance has nothing to do with it.

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>>51323255
Bobos has their fun, if they were smart they took profits by now. If not? They will suffer by the hands of mumu

>> No.51323297

>>51323267
A much more important search to run is "treasury bond holders by year".

>> No.51323298

>>51323231
Stop that.

>> No.51323299

>>51308932
what the fuck
who is this and how can she be this awful

>> No.51323301

I provide you s potential target for when rape hikes will end.
https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/us-may-need-75-unemployment-curb-inflation-research-2022-09-08/

>> No.51323306

>>51323232
i need the QQQ to be below 293 by friday or i am financially ruined to the tune of 220$

>> No.51323315

>>51323299
virgin detected

>> No.51323317

>>51323301
God I love how the URL strips out the "." I don't think even Venezuela or Zimbabwe ever reached 75% unemployment.

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>>51323267
>Right now I have to sift through search results for "QQQ holdings (insert year)" and it's a pain.

>> No.51323329

>>51323301
love how Jerome's job right now is to piss in as many people's cereal as possible

>> No.51323333
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>>51323281
It's never enough average /smg/ postion
+40% > +130% > +60% > -12% > -40% *exists postion*

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>>51323131
Iron your flag, John.

>> No.51323348
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>>51323306
You will get no such blessing. You should be financially ruined for being a bobo, and therefore, a terrorist.

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>>51323344
something something kazhaar milkers

>> No.51323381

>>51323297
https://youtu.be/XvKH10IXlXM

>> No.51323388

>>51323348
Is El Erian wrong?

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>>51323344
>letting a chink invention touch my beloved flag
You disgust me

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>>51323348
so realist = terrorist now? got it

>> No.51323438

>>51323265
>the question is what causes it
Winter vagina?

>> No.51323449

>>51323388
>trusting a Muslim
>>51323400
Yes unironically. We are clown market now.

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>>51323449
He's pretty based man. But yeah...
Verification not required.

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>>51323381
That's good but only a part of the picture. China may or may not keep their holdings as leverage, Japan may be forced to dump theirs to defend the Yen, but JPowell's rape hikes and QT are targeted right at the giant green block at the bottom.

At the current, full bore, "$60b in treasuries a month" pace it'd take over 16 months to just barely move 1t off those books. 16 months.

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>>51323258
2/3rds of my net worth is in Vanguard funds.

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>>51323520
absolutely based which ones

>> No.51323562

>>51323400
>>51323306
Who says you can't be a financially ruined realistic terrorist?

>> No.51323587

>>51323509
I admit I don't understand much of this. But I think the fed will just hold onto these treasuries and government debt won't be unsustainable because of low rates and high taxes

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/leanhogs/ bros... take 5 to keep laughing at orange juice niggers.
I hope (You) bought that chart btw

>> No.51323634

>>51323624
Lumniggers represent

>> No.51323645

>>51323509
I have made the tiny green line slightly bigger

>> No.51323710

>>51323587
>I think the fed will just hold onto these treasuries
We sort of have to hope. Except when the next recession or crisis inevitably rolls around, Washington'll have to borrow another few or several trillion from somewhere. And if the Fed buys those new treasuries: 1) our currency will weaken and 2) TLT holders will get heemed. Big time.

>low rates
Everyone ITT would cheer Powell if he announced a surprise 2% rate cut tomorrow. Except it would immediately destroy the dollar. We would no longer have the world reserve currency. And that is a Very Bad Thing.

And current projections from Fed members is that hiking will continue up to 4% before inflation is tamed. Historically, they'll likely need to hike above CPI. Can the government sustain debt at the latest CPI of 8.5%?

>high taxes
We're sort of maxed out on that front; you can't get much beyond the 20% of GDP we currently collect. On the other side of the equation, as Boomers retire, we'll end up spending more and more on their social security and medicare.

>> No.51323735

>>51323645
tyfys. I hope they were I Bonds.

>> No.51323764

>>51323710
>We're sort of maxed out on that front
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_tax_revenue_to_GDP_ratio

>Except it would immediately destroy the dollar. We would no longer have the world reserve currency.

((Who)) would have the reserve currency? Europe? China? Very hard to believe...

>> No.51323769

>>51321008
>single data points

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im not going to bake, lets let /smg/ die with the market.

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>>51322753
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>> No.51323814

>>51321115
Do you think Lyn Alden deepthroats George Gammon in hot clandestine love sessions in 5 star hotels? Do you think he teases her asspussy until she's on the verge of screaming? Do you think he plows it with his Gammon Gargantuan Gonad until she spurts huge ropes from her tiny, cute, smooth feminine penis, completely hands free? Do you think her smooth hormone titties would be divine to suck on after a long day of 4-dimensional options straddles?

>> No.51323826

>>51323624
I am red and even fucking onions is green

>> No.51323859

>>51323214
2 more weeks (unironically)
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

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>>51323764
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_tax_revenue_to_GDP_ratio
I should've added *historically* for the US. And even if you swapped various... American ethnic groups for Belgians, you still wouldn't be able to reach their sorts of tax numbers without also nationalizing healthcare. That is, trillions of dollars converting from "hospital & health insurance company revenue" to "government tax revenue" while taking on the expenditure of, you know, the government paying for healthcare services.

>((Who)) would have the reserve currency? Europe? China? Very hard to believe...
People would hold the currencies of their relevant trading partners. There'd be slightly more friction to ((global trade)) but it's not some iron law of the universe that there must be one single reserve currency.

>> No.51323931

>>51323909
>>51323909
>>51323909
>>51323909
just cracked a bangs boys

>> No.51323988

>>51323031
CUTE!