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>> No.51319193
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I could brainwash half the population with a billion.

>> No.51319198

>>51319167
This but unironically. You might be able to buy up a few city blocks with a billion dollars. Look at that on google maps and then zoom out. Literally nothing.

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>>51319167
That’s how fast fractional reserve inflates fiat currency

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>>51319219
>>51319198
>>51319167
And with 2 billion I could brainwash most of the population.

>> No.51319263

I would be happy with it

>> No.51319271
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>>51319249
nope, I'm gonna use 4 billion to brainwash them back.

>> No.51319290

>>51319167

1B is the new 100 million

>> No.51319298

You cannot even comprehend how much money 1 billion is, it would take 3 generations to spend.

>> No.51319359

>>51319167
Even if you earned a million dollars a year it would take you 1,000 years to earn $1 Billion. So yeah it's a lot of money.

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>>51319249
>$2 billion for brainwashing
>>51319271
>$4 billion for brainwashing
That’s nothing

>> No.51319388

>19 years old
>6'8"
>10% BF at 280 lbs
>9"x6" micropenis
>only $1billion in the bank
can a loser like me ever get a gf bros?

>> No.51321705

>>51319167
You gotta start somewhere

>> No.51321763

>>51319167
My parents are billionaires and they have to shop at Walmart to feed me, and get my clothes at goodwill. I’m 32.

>> No.51321903

you need at least 10 billion to retire comfortably
this isn't 1998 anymore

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>>51319167
>A billion dollars isn't even that much money anymore

Bahh... A few hundred Trillion is needed before anyone will take you seriously!

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>>51319167
$50 billion isn't really that much to be honest. 1/5th the wealth of Musk and the GDP of a shithole country like the congo.

>> No.51322302

>>51319167
>He can only afford 2000 1st Ed Base Set Pokemon booster boxes.
>Opens them in one weekend.
Well, that was fun.

>> No.51322318

>>51319388
>He's less than 190 years old
It's over for you, try again next century

>> No.51322335

I'm not racist but I can buy like two big bags of jerky with a billion bucks.

>> No.51322343

>>51319167
yeah you need at least 5 billion to make it

>> No.51323008

>>51319167
A billion now is what a million used to be.

>> No.51323022
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my niggas have financial dismorphia

>> No.51323040

You guys are silly. We have Senators and House Representatives who are just multi millionaires. Most of them probably dont have more than 10 million.

>> No.51323041

Shit, a billion would still afford you a respectable if modest superyacht compared to Bezos, Musk, and the Soviet oligarchs.

>> No.51323045

>>51319298
That's about $55k a day for 50 years. You couldn't spend that?

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>>51323040
That's what makes it so sad but also affirms just how impotent and corrupted modern government is. They are entirely owned, and for pennies compared to the wealth of Our Benefactors.

>> No.51323082

>>51323045
No if you tried to spend that much every day you would probably end up dead shortly from all the cocaine and hookers. Your heart would give out.

>> No.51323083

>>51319193
>>51319249
Jews have infinite money and already control 80% of the media.

>> No.51323097

>>51323008
this

>> No.51323102

>>51323022
No, I'm actually poor.

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>>51319193
no, you could not

>> No.51323158

>>51323040
that you know about

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You only need 25 Million to be in the 0.1% in the US. Less in other places.

>> No.51324181

>>51319167
Sure, but xould you ever get it yourself?

>> No.51325336

>>51319167
It'll be even less that much money anymore in a year's time

>> No.51325356

>>51319298
One decent yacht fleet and you've got that shit wiped out in 10 minutes

>> No.51325789

>>51325356
Do you really need more than one boat? Like are you gonna get every color lambo they have. Gimmie a break. Does your greed know no limits?

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>>51319271
I'll buy a supercharger with it from freewayfi and make it double and brainwash Y'all

>> No.51327237

>>51325336
Unless you're a scam you can't get that money anywhere in a year. I bought some ETH, DOT, and SHIB and have them staked on freeway I'm Fucking confident i will earn good ROI in the future Pajeet.

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>>51327237
Staking Shib at this time is crazy though. Who told y'all it's gonna bounce back?

>> No.51327360

>>51327172
Make it sound like a supercharger is a mythical creature that would boost your money to the high heavens. Not sure anyone can make a billion dollars from staking. Impossible

>> No.51327493

>>51319388
>tfw when 6'9 ft
*exhales* women only want DEUXchad...

>> No.51327651

>>51327346
I made some buck from it last yeat I use the gain to buy more ETH. Is a loop that will never end.

>> No.51327700

>>51327360
If that pajeet knows how it works, I bet with my left testicles that he will go insane only if he decides to dyor.

>> No.51327753

>>51327651
Perhaps you could have just withdrawn some of your earnings and splurged on a random buy

>> No.51327777

>>51327700
Lesson in here. Dudes degen into a project because someone suggested it, but spend hours studying it after they've already got in