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[/smg/ - Stock Market General No.51314124]

Risk On Edition

>Risk management:
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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
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>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.51314830]

>>51314124
First for SdKfz 247 Ausf B.

[Anonymous No.51315103]

>>51314124
guys i have no idea how to invest or read charts, i just like to monitor these threads for cute anime girls

[Anonymous No.51315317]

>almost bought back in today
>actually did, into JEPI
>immediately remembered shemitah wasn't over
>ran to my computer
>sold everything for exactly the same as what i bought it for

They almost got me bros

[Anonymous No.51315339]

>>51315103
based
Typically the person that shills their stock with the cutest anime girls has a stock worth buying

[Anonymous No.51315348]

What's actually going on with markets today though seriously. This is beyond silly now stop it

[Anonymous No.51315473]

Why does pic rel say intraday? Surely that's wrong

[Anonymous No.51315480]

The imperial Japanese navy was always my favourite to be honest

[Anonymous No.51315513]

>>51315480
i wish everyday japan had won the war
instead the bad guys won

[Anonymous No.51315559]

>person comes in last thread
>insults Western values, culture, people, etc.
>brags about being Indian
>demands to know how to invest in Western market so he can actually make money
>gets mad
>leaves

India bro, if you're here, first calm the fuck down. We tease you guys because your country is known primarily for scam calls. I have respect for India because they are also civilization builders, ancient Indian civs are legit.
You should not be investing in any individual stocks at this time, particularly if you are new to the markets. If you want you can start averaging into VOO over the next 3 months since you won't be able to time the bottom.

[Anonymous No.51315572]

Meltup

[Anonymous No.51315576]

>>51315480
>>51315513
kys weebs

[Anonymous No.51315577]

>Dollar down vs Euro
What is this bullshit?

[Anonymous No.51315613]

LET'S FUCKING GO

[Anonymous No.51315621]

>>51315586
pretty much exactly. Thats why Microsuck and Google can't make anything good anymore. Apple is full of white leadership and therefore the only choice of a true white.

[Anonymous No.51315626]

>>51315559
>I have respect for India because they are also civilization builders, ancient Indian civs are legit.
You can say that for pretty much any culture at this point. We're all shadows of our former selves.

[Anonymous No.51315632]

JOE GET BACK IN YOUR CAGIE BEFORE I RAPE YOUR ASSHOLE WITH GAME THEORY BIDEN

[Anonymous No.51315639]

WTF NASDAQ COULDN'T EVEN TANK BELOW 11K AGAIN THIS BEAR RUN ITS ALL OVER RECESSION CANCELLED ETC ETC FUCK YOU MUMU

[Anonymous No.51315645]

Feeling a little butthurt.

[Anonymous No.51315646]

[Anonymous No.51315649]

Do you guys think SPY will make it up to 402? That's the top of the current gap

I have a feeling it won't even make it that far.

[Anonymous No.51315651]

>>51315626
>pretty much any culture at this point
No. See most of Africa and Israel.

[Anonymous No.51315653]

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

[Anonymous No.51315655]

Y’all podunk niggas libatious

[Anonymous No.51315657]

>>51315577
Someone is bodyslamming oil to buy Europe another day or two.

[Anonymous No.51315659]

>>51315577
stocks up big

[Anonymous No.51315669]

>>51315621
gaybros... i kneel...

[Anonymous No.51315676]

>less than 1% of all american companies are public
how do we get more companies to become stonks

[Anonymous No.51315678]

>>51315651
Yeah, true. Emphasis on "pretty much" in my last reply.

[Anonymous No.51315685]

>>51315676
beatings

[Anonymous No.51315686]

>>51315676
You'd really buy shares in Stacy's Real Estate Inc.?

[Anonymous No.51315689]

>>51315676
would you buy stock in a nail salon

[Anonymous No.51315688]

>>51315678

[Anonymous No.51315697]

>>51315676
Teach actual financial literacy in public schools.
>Anons will now try to convince Mom & Pop's Diner to go public.

[Anonymous No.51315699]

>>51315103
>>51315339
anime pictures is usually a good first step
I look for a few things after that though

[Anonymous No.51315701]

I bought into GSAT

[Anonymous No.51315702]

>>51315639
i want to spend all your money !

[Anonymous No.51315713]

>>51315621
How do we end Hb1 visas

[Anonymous No.51315718]

>>51315676
Why? American companies are just random LLCs made entirely for legal reasons. Less than 10% actually need and can responsibly use capital

[Anonymous No.51315719]

>>51315676
low interest rates and low inflation

[Anonymous No.51315720]

You have 9 seconds to explain why you didn't buy SOXL at its approx. 52 week low

[Anonymous No.51315729]

Apple is only going to give me 85$ for my Series 5 watch. What the fuck? Whites shouldn't do this to other whites.
>>51315713
picrel had a good idea

[Anonymous No.51315730]

>>51315720
It's a meme

[Anonymous No.51315731]

>>51315720
overleveraged

[Anonymous No.51315732]

I am financially the same as yesterday.

[Anonymous No.51315734]

im convinced now that my SPY puts are a repeat of my INTC plays. come monday the index will be below 390 and will tank the rest of next week. that anon lied to me, he just wanted to see if i was gullible enough to actually hold

[Anonymous No.51315747]

>>51315713
Just vote bro

>>51315720
I sold puts, I was hoping to scoop it up lower. Single digits would be much nicer.

[Anonymous No.51315749]

HOW THE FUCK IS NOT DONE YET
HOW CAN THERE JUST BE LITERALLY NOT FUCKING WICK AT ALL ON EITHER END

[Anonymous No.51315757]

>>51315621
Apple is the most indian company I have ever worked with. If you go to their headquarters in Cupertino, it is literally just like walking into India. And yes, there was a smell. Lmao. But Apple is probably more indian than microdick even.

Apple middle management and lead engineers are ranjeet codemonkeys who are rest and vesting with the stock benefits

[Anonymous No.51315765]

>>51315749
cope and seethe tranny

[Anonymous No.51315771]

quite the market today

[Anonymous No.51315775]

>>51315757
I said leadership you illiterate nigger. wait thats redundant.
And there isnt a single company on planet earth that is more pajeet infested than microsuck. I can promise you that.

[Anonymous No.51315780]

Likelihood of green continuing the end of the week?

[Anonymous No.51315786]

Invest in Vimeo stock it’s about to sky rocket with the copyright infringement allegations with Italy’s government, it’s going to go down 6.3 mill then gradually comes to a steady in a few months just hold.

[Anonymous No.51315789]

The Biden admin has named a monkeepox coordinator. Do they know something we don't?
Is the SIGA Sisterhood about to have a revival?

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.51315800]

(((they))) are trying to get as many shorts liquidated before they rug pull. Just fucking wait!

[Anonymous No.51315806]

really pondering buying sqqq 48$ calls near the bell today

[Anonymous No.51315809]

>>51315734
you're still here
I told you don't let people you bully you into decisions you're not comfortable with. you're not a vagina.. you're an independent, sovereign man

[Anonymous No.51315813]

>>51315749

[Anonymous No.51315819]

>>51315676
All companies should be REITs change my mind

[Anonymous No.51315823]

>>51315780
Possible but this volume is thin so expect some jerking around.

[Anonymous No.51315826]

everyday im still surprised at how much money i lose like i dont lose it every damn day. holy shit.

[Anonymous No.51315829]

>>51315775
Why the fuck would you even buy shit tier apple products? Just because their "Leadership" team is white?

[Anonymous No.51315836]

>>51315809
i've been here the whole time

[Anonymous No.51315837]

>>51315780
SPX can't break 4020 strong resistance there.

[Anonymous No.51315840]

>>51315649
410 would be pretty cool

[Anonymous No.51315843]

>>51315708
I'd say a few factors are that 1) the US national debt cannot be sustained at 4% 2) the US empire cannot be sustained with a prolonged dollar shortage 3) "taming inflation" loses all political importance in approximately 62 days.

Like, I agree, if the Fed were in a vacuum or playing some video game against bots - "set the interest rate to control CPI without breaking unemployment" - yes, the odds of a pivot are low. But in the real world they will be forced to consider other things.

[Anonymous No.51315848]

>>51315806
CALLS ON A FUCKING LEVERAGED ETF, WOULD YOU STOP???

[Anonymous No.51315849]

>>51315813
THANKS ANON YEAH I FORGOT THE HILARIOUS PIC TO GO WITH IT

[Anonymous No.51315861]

You see frens
I'm a simple man.
I see AT&T on a year's low
I buy

[Anonymous No.51315874]

GSAT trannies what happened? Did the sudden realization of 'free for 2 years' set in?
>>51315829
>shit tier apple products
as opposed to chad tier microsuck products right? RIGHT???

[Anonymous No.51315878]

>>51315789
Sauce? Pretty sure they did that like a month ago. It was some AIDS patient looking dude.

[Anonymous No.51315879]

>>51315103

Watch out lads

[Anonymous No.51315882]

>>51315829
Because apple is the leading US brand and everyone just finances their phones.

[Anonymous No.51315895]

Dax brethern ww@?

[Anonymous No.51315899]

>>51315879

[Anonymous No.51315902]

>>51315734
i told you to cut at 395 faggot, just wanted baggo to hold his too
>b8
but still i think the real move comes tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51315903]

My trading career is over

[BUY PUTS NOW No.51315907]

Wassup fags. I'm back

[Anonymous No.51315914]

GAY BAR GAY BAR GAY BAR>>51315907

[Anonymous No.51315919]

>>51315903
what did you do

[Anonymous No.51315920]

>>51315874
Oh no, you think Apple products are superior. Lol, faggot tranny

[Anonymous No.51315922]

>>51315848
10x'd last time I did it, usually worth a gamble after a day like today, pump on zero good news kind of day

[Anonymous No.51315926]

>I'm back
yep, market is definitely shooting up tomorrow. guess i'm selling.

[Anonymous No.51315934]

if you had a gun to your head and was forced to average down on ONE of these with your last 10k, which would it be:
MNMD
TDOC
ARKK
Yes I am aware that TDOC is a major holding of ARKK. Also lets say you are down ~70% on each currently.
haha

[Anonymous No.51315936]

[Anonymous No.51315939]

What's yalls thoughts on eow spy puts for 396 and 395?

[Anonymous No.51315940]

>>51315920
they literally are. You're just a poorfag.

[Anonymous No.51315946]

>>51315919
I bought energy and shorts

[Anonymous No.51315947]

You did buy calls yesterday, right? You thought this flash crash would stick around? lol

[Anonymous No.51315953]

>>51315922
>inflation is transitory became a year of negative growth
I still can't fucking believe we killed the global economy for a fucking cold. Not war, not a natural disaster, but a fucking disease that has less than a 1% death rate in populations that are 60% overweight and 30% obese

[Anonymous No.51315957]

>>51315879
How does one get a job in the CIA anime department?

[Anonymous No.51315965]

>>51315843
>1) the US national debt cannot be sustained at 4%
it can they have the money printer they can print as many dollars they need to serve whatever interest they need.

>2) the US empire cannot be sustained with a prolonged dollar shortage

You're not getting what's going on here. Russia and China are trying to buttfuck USD and jpow has to defend the dollar at all costs, if it blows up stocks and every EM country. For fiat to be worth anything it has to be stable.

>3) "taming inflation" loses all political importance in approximately 62 days

inflation will be the number 1 political topic for the next decade especially as the climate change WEF ((leaders)) throttle any investment in oil/gas capex

[Anonymous No.51315966]

>>51315947
I would really prefer if you'd be quiet.

[Anonymous No.51315971]

one single green day and the bulls came out.
Pathetic
Guess who speaks tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.51315990]

>>51315836
we tried asking how you're doing and you didn't respond. are you upset or what

[Anonymous No.51315991]

Convince me not to buy more SQQQ before close

[Anonymous No.51315996]

>>51315953
>I still can't fucking believe we killed the global economy for a fucking cold
by design, they know global warming is real and getting worse by the day, its the beginning of the end and europe's energy clamp down is just the next stage

[Anonymous No.51315998]

>>51315971
Welcome to Coomer's Anonymous. Jerome you are first.
>Hi everyone, my name is Jerome and I love to coom.
(Everyone): Hi Jerome.
>Cooming is more than just an addiction to me, it's my job. I have to coom in the market or inflation won't be transistory. I have to coom in bonds yields or the US will default on it's debt. Who's going to coom in bonds? Yellen? Warren? No, it is my patriotic duty to coom in all your investment vehicles. It's what makes uranium futures for physical delivery glow green. You need my coom. I can't stop for the good of the American people.
Jerome, you don't seem to understand, this is a recovery grou-
>No YOU don't understand. WHO IS GOING TO COOM IN THE S&P500? Trump? No his dick is tiny like a childs and Biden only fingerbangs kids these days and that's when he remembers the current year.
Bu-
>I know I know, it's not good for me to be cooming in every derivative and I think I got a STD from the gangbang with bitcoin and those defi sluts. Agh, those are some dirty birds. Cooming in the shorts makes me feel the best, they never last long and if they get margin called while you are inside they tighten up like a fucking vice. You want a bull market you got to coom bull amounts. I inject pure testosterone directly into my dick. I've had erections that last days if not weeks. I do it for the little frog guys that can't get a gf to coom in much less coom in TSLA. If not me then who?
You seem to have some self-sacrifice issues with this, what about the other Fed Presidents? You don't have to carry all this cooming weight. How long does your heart have left?
>Fuck. You are right. I'll be lucky if I make it to 2023 when I promised interest rate increases. I'm not stopping though, I will coom this market around one way or another, so help me God.
Hmm, okay clearly we have some work to do. Who do we have next... Mr. Bobo? This can't be right.

[Anonymous No.51316000]

>>51315939

I think its safe to say you should go all in

[Anonymous No.51316005]

>>51315613
I don’t like this

[Anonymous No.51316006]

>>51315936
Could you distill that down to a couple of sentences plez?

[Anonymous No.51316009]

>>51315971
It's not like we can make any predictions about market behavior based on the speech because it's an irrational clown market where banks with AI are using game theory to pivot us to MMT (socialism) while the ostensible government continues to just lie its fucking face off and goad us all into thinking it's a free market, a free society, or that the SEC fucking does anything.

[BUY PUTS NOW No.51316010]

Europe refusing to rally. They know how fucked they are

[Anonymous No.51316018]

>>51315926
>>51315903
and now we learn again, being early and being wrong are the same thing, if you don't size small weeklies will fuck you. and if you can't afford to pay higher premium for extra time continue the weeklies but cut at -22% and sell at +35% every time

[Anonymous No.51316019]

How much longer will RSX be halted for?

IBKR has my shares listed down at 98 cents now. Is this a sign of progress?

[Anonymous No.51316025]

>>51315953
We had to take out Trump- there was no choice... No cost was too high.

[Anonymous No.51316026]

>>51316010
Europe closed 4.5 hours ago

[Anonymous No.51316027]

>>51315806
>really pondering buying sqqq 48$ calls near the bell today
already up 10% christ I might sell these before the bell

[Anonymous No.51316030]

Honestly I could see tomorrow going either way. We had 3 weeks of red. Market clearly wasn’t expecting a 75 bps hike, but now it seems like some of that hurt is priced in. I don’t know if Jerome wants to stoke anymore fear.

[Anonymous No.51316032]

ez short

[Anonymous No.51316033]

>>51316018
Why did you cut off the date shithead?

[Anonymous No.51316035]

>>51315996
europe's energy dump is bad enough its being called Lehman Brothers event. The bailout needed is three times the ENTIRE german budget and might actually cripple them for decades

[Anonymous No.51316037]

>>51315990
i've responded, you were just ignoring my posts. i won't be upset until i close my position

>>51316018
yeah, i'm just gonna stick to my original strategy. 1 month dated options at the minimum

[Anonymous No.51316042]

>>51315991
we gunna make bank holding SQQQ in 1.5 weeks.

[Anonymous No.51316044]

>>51316026
they've got futures open

[BUY PUTS NOW No.51316045]

>>51316026
What are futures

[Anonymous No.51316048]

>>51315966>>51316010

<GAY BEAR GAY BEAR GAY BEAR
>Shortages mean a commodity is wise to invest in.

[Anonymous No.51316050]

>>51315996
>>51316035
Take that Putler! HA!

[Anonymous No.51316053]

>>51316018
>no date

[Anonymous No.51316056]

I hope every shill using this as a demoralization opportunity gets divorced by his wife this week.

[Anonymous No.51316055]

>>51316025
All because he made a mean tweet about Barney Frank's disgusting, protruding nipples. Very very disrespectful.

[Anonymous No.51316071]

>>51316037
>1 month dated options at the minimum
Good on you. This is what Ive learned as well. Also buying deeper in the money.

[Anonymous No.51316072]

was the blue schizo actually right or am i just buying the top?

[Anonymous No.51316076]

>>51316055
I think it was the Rosie O'donnel tweets actually. It really rubbed all the nu-white males the wrong way.

[Anonymous No.51316083]

>>51316018
i know this faggot. wasn't he on about the highest % of insiders buying stocks in 8 years 1 month ago and some bulltard was arguing with me about it when I said it was just Buffett buying up Oxy.

Why do you pay attention to any of these "Buy my newsletters" pajeets. If it worked they wouldn't be trying to sell you a newsletter

[Anonymous No.51316084]

>>51316053
>>51316033
cool all the bias i needed to confirm this fake and gay thanks lads

[Anonymous No.51316085]

Is it over? Was that the bottom?

[Anonymous No.51316091]

>>51316071
i've always bought slightly OTM options. is it better to buy long dated options that are ITM?

[Anonymous No.51316094]

I have the PDF set up, I'll let you know.

[Anonymous No.51316096]

>>51316037
>i won't be upset until i close my position
I can sympathize with this sentiment but it's again your vagina speaking

[Anonymous No.51316098]

>>51316035
What sect do the people requiring this bailout belong to? Just wondering haha

[Anonymous No.51316101]

>>51316032
Why would they go public those fucking retards

[Anonymous No.51316102]

>>51316083
those that cannot do, teach. honestly a pretty amazing scam.

[Anonymous No.51316109]

>>51315947
I didn't predict this bounce and I'm annoyed, however It does allow me to put my paycheck into shorts at a better entry.

[Anonymous No.51316113]

>>51316072
>>51316072
Don't doubt the BLUE fairy.

[Anonymous No.51316118]

>>51316091
Google LEAPS

[Anonymous No.51316126]

>>51316048
Have you looked at energy recently?

[Anonymous No.51316129]

The price action scares me I am closing my shorts at 0.5% loss

[Anonymous No.51316127]

>>51316053
>>51316033
>>51316084
It was posted 20 minutes ago, today.
https://twitter.com/sentimentrader/status/1567594385864261632

[Anonymous No.51316137]

>>51316098
haha don't worry about hahaha

[Anonymous No.51316139]

>>51316030
>retard shill narratives
HEY HERE'S AN IDEA
LET'S JUST TAKE EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE A SECURITY CLEARANCE, AND PUT THEM IN A VR TANK
AND THEN ALL THE SPOOKS CAN JUST DRAG AND DROP WHATEVER THEY NEED TO BE HAPPENING INTO THE VR APPLICATION
LET'S JUST NEVER HAVE REAL LIFE OR FACTS OR REALITY EVER AGAIN
LET'S JUST LIE ABOUT FUCKING EVERYTHING FOREVER FROM NOW ON

[Anonymous No.51316144]

>>51315965
>it can they have the money printer they can print as many dollars they need to serve whatever interest they need.
The bond market has a lot of idiots, but even they raise eyebrows when interest expenses are completely and explicitly monetized. See also: who has been the only buyer for the last 10 or so trillion worth of debt.

>You're not getting what's going on here. Russia and China are trying to buttfuck USD and jpow has to defend the dollar at all costs, if it blows up stocks and every EM country. For fiat to be worth anything it has to be stable.
And if it's skyrocketing, that counts as instability. See: EURUSD or USDJPY during this rate hike cycle.

>inflation will be the number 1 political topic for the next decade especially as the climate change WEF ((leaders)) throttle any investment in oil/gas capex
A meme repeating in newspapers != what actions Washington must take or policies it adheres to. Biden's priorities completely shuffle once the midterm ballots are "counted".

[BUY PUTS NOW No.51316145]

If you expect European economy to prosper as they run out of energy and food, then yes, this is the bottom.

It's the dark ages again. Good times

[Anonymous No.51316159]

>>51316127
>https://twitter.com/sentimentrader/status/1567594385864261632
so THATS why there was a pump today
fighting inflation one bogus market move at a time

[Anonymous No.51316166]

>>51316145
Can we start a campaign to get all the redditors to go mine coal in europe to stick it to putler?

[Anonymous No.51316172]

[Angel of Death playing in the background]

At least I tried...

[Anonymous No.51316193]

>>51316139
We don’t care you lost your ass on outs today. You know what faggot? I’m thinking I’ll buy longs since God clearly hates you. I hope you lose your ass tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.51316195]

>>51316145
>dark ages
I get it,it's because they wont have electricity,right?

[Anonymous No.51316208]

>10 MINUTES BOYS PLACE YOUR BETS
NAME THIS PATTERN
>CHECK THE IWM COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.51316220]

>>51316006
Retail plebs have been using the stock market like a video game since 2020, institutions noticed it immediately and formulated strategies to take their money.

>>51316159
>>51316127
>>51316018

Shmita preparation, duh

[BUY PUTS NOW No.51316227]

Shorting US stocks is retarded. Short UK, Germany, France indecies

[Anonymous No.51316232]

>>51316195
Well that and a swarthy population of immigrants.

[Anonymous No.51316240]

8 BILLION DOLLARS IN PUT OPTIONS AND YOU ARE BUYING
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA

[Anonymous No.51316250]

>>51316145
How many puts per dollar?

[Anonymous No.51316255]

can someone explain why the fuck im green today

[Anonymous No.51316256]

>>51316144
you don't think people will still be talking about inflation after the midterms? it will be the number 1 topic of the 2024 elections.

>And if it's skyrocketing, that counts as instability. See: EURUSD or USDJPY during this rate hike cycle.
That's not jpow's problem. His problem is what to do with 9% yoy CPI and rising core inflation.
If he has to margin call all the shitskins in the emerging markets like in sri lanka for supplies he'll do it.

[BUY PUTS NOW No.51316257]

>>51316195
You have a hard time growing food without sun

[Anonymous No.51316263]

>>51316240
You know thats bullish,right?

[Anonymous No.51316264]

>>51316240
it's a hedge

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.51316266]

>>51316255
jews

[Anonymous No.51316274]

PRTY bros?

[Anonymous No.51316275]

>>51315348
>What's actually going on with markets today though seriously
vaganon got bullied into holding his puts and got unironically BTFO

[Anonymous No.51316278]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.51316280]

>>51316240
You can just as easily think of this as $8b in puts were SOLD. For all you know the Fed could be selling cash covered puts on the entire market

[Anonymous No.51316287]

>Vix -7%
Yeah totally normal.

[Anonymous No.51316290]

>>51316278
it hurts so bad

[BUY PUTS NOW No.51316294]

Most of my puts are on the FTSE. They are in absolute denial

[Anonymous No.51316295]

>>51316193
>nailed this hard

[Anonymous No.51316302]

>>51316255
I made 4 dollars lol

[Anonymous No.51316303]

>this is under 100 pre split
KEK BAGGIES

[Anonymous No.51316307]

>>51316240
HOW DO I GET 15 MIL BOYS??

[Anonymous No.51316319]

>>51316295
I’m 100% cash

[Anonymous No.51316324]

>>51316278
Jesus,i still remember some anons saying oil would go over $150.jeez,hopefully they sold at over 120

[Anonymous No.51316325]

>>51316295
>$10 PER

[Anonymous No.51316334]

>>51316319
I meant the part where my unhinged proclamations about glowies actually hurt your feelings, glowie.

[Anonymous No.51316344]

>>51316256
>you don't think people will still be talking about inflation after the midterms? it will be the number 1 topic of the 2024 elections.
But that election is 2 years away, which is an eternity. An eternity in which Biden will pressure the Fed to not kill the empire or the treasury.

>That's not jpow's problem. His problem is what to do with 9% yoy CPI and rising core inflation.
>If he has to margin call all the shitskins in the emerging markets like in sri lanka for supplies he'll do it.
I will refer you to 2020 and to 2019. It is simple, easy, and wrong to model the Fed as "FFR+CPI+U3".

Protip: There will be political cover from "PCE reaching manageable MoM levels" during the pivot. And dollar swap lines will be kept hush hush.

[Anonymous No.51316350]

>>51316091
If the idea is to leverage your money for better returns, then buying ITM greatly reduces the risk and premium while still multiplying your potential gains. You can often buy ITM calls with almost zero premium.
Buying OTM is mostly premium which is why they collapse at any down turn and rapidly lose value as the date approaches.
Another popular method is buying LEAPs which is basically buying options a year out deep in the money which essentially allows you to hold more of a stock then if you bought the stock outright.

For example if you had $10k and a stock that cost $50, you could only buy 200 shares. Or, you could potentially buy 3 calls at $20 strike 1 year out for $3,100 each, meaning you control the equivalent of 300 shares. This basically increases your loss/gains by 50%.

[Anonymous No.51316354]

it's our time soon

[Anonymous No.51316362]

>>51315613
Pay for my green fees. I think it's like 300 or something...

[Anonymous No.51316363]

>>51316354
Your time to die

[Anonymous No.51316368]

King Bobo hath spoken

[Anonymous No.51316369]

>>51316354
Spy went from 430 to 390,How greedy are you,faggot

[Anonymous No.51316370]

I don't buy stocks under $20, but the technicals on PRTY actually look nice. Today would be a nice entry point for a swing. Good luck PRTY rockers.

[Anonymous No.51316371]

yall are nuts if you dont think this pump is continuing into tomorrow. Then a dump in the PM. Cap it negroids.

[Anonymous No.51316377]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>51315103
Cheers!

[Anonymous No.51316376]

>>51316354
Sweet

[Anonymous No.51316378]

>>51316274
we're gonna make it, and the non-believers aren't invited to the after PRTY

[Anonymous No.51316388]

>>51316127
Ok, but the market already flash crashed?
>Time to join the party after everyone left!!!

[Anonymous No.51316397]

what the FUCK is this AH volume

[Anonymous No.51316398]

>>51316369
YOU HAD 8 WEEKS RIDICULOUS UNEXPLAINED PUMPING
8 FUCKING WEEKS

YOU GOT A TREND DAY TODAY AND THE MARKET ISN'T EVEN TRENDING IN YOUR FUCKING DIRECTION

HOLY SHIT, THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO SUCK CNBC'S COCK UNDER A DEMOCRAT

[Anonymous No.51316403]

Ding ding d-ack

[Anonymous No.51316408]

GIVE ME MY FUCKING MONEY BACK RIGHT NOOOOOWW

[Anonymous No.51316410]

>>51316098
Smart money who werent huffing their own farts

[Anonymous No.51316411]

>>51316377
-0.5%
i'm not holding my shorts overnight

[Anonymous No.51316420]

>>51316369
Very greedy

[Anonymous No.51316427]

>>51316025
Crazy that this is literally what happened and the general public let it be swept under the rug.

[Anonymous No.51316429]

>>51315757
Look at Google computer ceo

[Anonymous No.51316434]

>>51316344
You really think they're going to snap right back into QE because Biden said I need to win da election?
Energy policies of all the pozzed western countries are fucked inflation will be here to stay if powell takes his foot off the brake pedal. You're not getting that liquidity injection.

Don't even get me started about QT.

[Anonymous No.51316439]

So it begins. Goodbye Europe.

[Anonymous No.51316447]

>>51316427
>let it be swept under the rug
Media swept it under the rug, wheels are turning even if you don't see them.

[Anonymous No.51316456]

>>51316439
Hope you europoors can live off of your smug attitude

[Anonymous No.51316457]

>>51316439
sorry i can't read mandarin what does this say chinx?

[Anonymous No.51316461]

>>51315473
what the fuck is this

[Anonymous No.51316463]

>>51316439
next stop, pods and bugs

[Anonymous No.51316465]

>>51316370
curious as to why you don't like sub $20 stocks. is it a brokerage thing or just a personal thing?

[Anonymous No.51316468]

>>51316439
Lets be honest. Europe chose suicide

[Anonymous No.51316469]

DING DING DING
How did it go today, anon?

[Anonymous No.51316478]

>>51316287
>>51316354
>>51316369
>>51316376
>Only... Only 1,209,600 Seconds until the crash... for real this time! We mean it!
Market closes and the bobos come out of their caves. Its never gonna happen Bobo.

[Anonymous No.51316480]

We're only up today because of Apple carrying the market
Bulltards will get btfo tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51316481]

>>51315734
>that anon lied to me
I am that anon that called you a vag and I was able to successfully martingale out of 25 long puts for a $250 profit at 12:23pm. Sorry you got raped by theta decay from holding for 8 days, but it did dump enough for me to print, but that's why I dont like to hold long options overnight ever. Sorry for "misleading" you but I printed sir

[Anonymous No.51316485]

Repent now, Jewish tricks are just to convince you money is your god over Jesus.

[Anonymous No.51316487]

>>51316354
not on my watch. the selling stops RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.51316493]

I told you oilers you were fucked when I bought friday

[Anonymous No.51316499]

>>51316469
read em and weep

[Anonymous No.51316505]

>>51316480
this is some military grade copium, the market is gonna retest the 200 ma

[Anonymous No.51316507]

>>51316439
fuck it I'm shorting DAX tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51316525]

>>51316499
1560$ account eh? Big ballers in here.

[Anonymous No.51316526]

>>51316434
>You really think they're going to snap right back into QE because Biden said I need to win da election?
No, you illiterate retard, the exact opposite. I'm saying that the Fed is allowed to fight inflation only because a midterm election is coming up.

But there are costs to fighting inflation. Costs that Washington will absolutely not want to pay any longer than they have to.

>Energy policies of all the pozzed western countries are fucked inflation will be here to stay if powell takes his foot off the brake pedal.
That is correct.

>You're not getting that liquidity injection.
That is incorrect, for the reasons I already pointed out.

>Don't even get me started about QT.
That's part of the whole "tightening financial conditions to fight inflation" thing. It's one reason rates are spiking. Or are you one of those schizos who saw a chart tidbit six months ago and thinks "LOL THEY'RE NOT EVEN DOING QT!!1!"?

[Anonymous No.51316528]

>>51316499
Good work not being red. Making money is making money.

[Anonymous No.51316532]

>>51316439
Bullish for US producers.
My best play right now is fertilizer. EU is so fucked when it comes to agriculture next 12 months.

[Anonymous No.51316543]

>>51316439
but the jews told me germans were genius 1000 IQ uncircumcised ubermensch masterminds? this must be the juice fault somehow

[Anonymous No.51316555]

>>51315689
Is it owned by cute asian girls who give "massages" in the back room in a county located in the rust belt with high divorce rates?

[Anonymous No.51316556]

>>51316507
things will be shit for a while but it's already been shit for a long time so don't expect any mega dumps here anymore

[Anonymous No.51316557]

>>51316525
let's see yours

[Anonymous No.51316570]

>>51316468
And for one of the most corrupted shithole on the planet (after Russia).

[Anonymous No.51316574]

>>51316557
Okay, but only because you asked.

[Anonymous No.51316586]

>>51316570
So whats the new global hegemony? America and India and the rest of the pacific?

[Anonymous No.51316589]

>>51316555
that's strictly off the books mr. shareholder

[Anonymous No.51316598]

>>51316499
>>51316574
Congratulations..

[Anonymous No.51316601]

Could live in any age got stuck in era where anime isn't real yet.

[Anonymous No.51316602]

>>51316574
>big ballers in here

[Anonymous No.51316605]

>>51316532
Nonsense. EU food demand will plummet because they will have all frozen to death.

[Anonymous No.51316608]

>>51316570
Not any worse than usa where we have pedo in chief put in broad day light sniffing like hes in a made in abyss chapter

[Anonymous No.51316615]

>>51315429
I’ll ask a again:

Let me guess: all the stuff she doesn’t throw away that she calls her “teacher stuff” are school supplies bought by parents for their kids that teachers ritualistically confiscate from their students which then become “classroom supplies”, right?

I hate public school teachers so much it’s unreal. If you want to find out why our society is so inescapably fucked look no further than public schools. Female teachers have made public schools into a big feminist cat fight run by limp-dicked unions and disinterested male administrators.

[Anonymous No.51316617]

Low volume pump. But actually low volume, not just repeating it without checking.

[Anonymous No.51316630]

>>51316469
3.97% up!

[Anonymous No.51316638]

>>51316601
Anime is real
Its vtubers
They are gigawhore

[Anonymous No.51316650]

>>51316465
They're generally smaller or garbage companies. Specifically the $10 and less. The price action on them doesn't fit my trading.

[Anonymous No.51316652]

>>51316574
>>51316602
damn y'all big ballin, i wonder who the biggest baller in here is?

[Anonymous No.51316657]

>>51316586
I guess, India's demography is better than China, more young people but also more illiterate. We'll see.

[Anonymous No.51316664]

remember the farty ponies.
remember the farty ponies.
the farty ponies.
they are back.
with a vengeance.
they are neighing.
the farty ponies are angry.
and it's all your fault.
you.
will.
learn.

[Anonymous No.51316666]

>>51316638
stop watching the whores

[Anonymous No.51316672]

>>51315103
Based

[Anonymous No.51316673]

>>51316469
-6%

[Anonymous No.51316677]

>>51316652
Baggot of course

[Anonymous No.51316683]

>>51316666
>posts whore
Gawr gura is the shining star of cute girls doing cute stuff

[Anonymous No.51316693]

>>51316465
William o’Neil pilled

[Anonymous No.51316711]

>>51316602
How did you build your account? Asking for a friend.

[Anonymous No.51316712]

>>51316617
market wide volume today seems uppies though

[Anonymous No.51316716]

I'll never make it. I'll live with my mom until the day I die, which probably isn't that far off.

[Anonymous No.51316739]

>>51316638

(\WW/)
( --, _ --, ) >
('''') v ('''')

[Anonymous No.51316741]

>>51316652
By weight probably john

[Anonymous No.51316744]

>>51316666
quads of truth
3d animated and 2d drawn is superior to any IRL roastie anyways

[Anonymous No.51316749]

>>51316493
The oil play is over. The western world has chosen to starve and freeze rather than bid up for new production and incentivize real economic stability/growth.
Not like it matters anyway, without Russia's pipeline transport, there were never gonna be enough ships to make the long journeys required to reroute all this oil/gas/coal to the distant locations that are actually willing to purchase energy.

You should've been buying STNG, EURN, TNK, etc. At this point you could consider diversifying into south american equities since due to net-exports they'll be survivors of this impending global collapse.
You may get one last exit pump after US midterms when Biden no longer feels pressure to keep dumping what's left of the SPR. Don't waste it.

>>51316605
I'm holding US producers. UAN in particular.

[Anonymous No.51316754]

>portfolio is beyond fucked
>everything i buy goes red even if it has good fundamentals and all that gay shit
come on just let me win once. im fucking poor man. i dont wanna work hard anymore.

[Anonymous No.51316755]

When do they stop USS Libertying the markets?

[Anonymous No.51316759]

>>51316716
don't give up fren you're not gonna make it, but neither am i, drink beer and smoke weed until you die.

[Anonymous No.51316782]

>>51316615
kek I worked as a public school teacher and I could fit all my 'teacher stuff' into 4 three-ring binders. Anon needs to discipline his woman.

[Anonymous No.51316783]

>>51316759
I tried weed once and it gave me a psychotic episode no joke.

[Anonymous No.51316793]

>>51316505
That's literally what happened bulltard, Apple showed off a new iPhone

[Anonymous No.51316803]

Oilbros... I should have sold

[Anonymous No.51316805]

>>51316783
Don’t smoke again

[Anonymous No.51316813]

>>51316712
I'm just looking at nasdaq, what's that?

[Anonymous No.51316819]

I believe that if you show people the problems and you show them the solutions they will be moved to act.

[Anonymous No.51316822]

>>51316783
i smoke everyday and it still gives me a psychotic episode time to time. i just tell myself whatever im feeling is temporary and will go away and it always does.

[Anonymous No.51316825]

>>51316480
>Apple carrying the market
>SPY: +1.83%
>QQQ: +2.15%
>AAPL: +0.93%

[Anonymous No.51316842]

>>51316782
Digitalize everything. If admin wants lesson plans tell them you will send them later. My major bulk stuff is folders to provide students with because I live in a challenged district.

[Anonymous No.51316845]

>>51316543

They were the ones who spent a decade fomenting the Ukraine war, so kinda. But also the G*rmans should have told the US to kick rocks and called them out for starting shit. Instead they've decided to destroy their economies in "solidarity" or w/e.

[Anonymous No.51316882]

>>51316825
Yes

[Anonymous No.51316884]

>>51316822

[Anonymous No.51316907]

any hopium out there for oilcucks? or is it over?

[Anonymous No.51316921]

>>51316907
Opec+ reducing production

[Anonymous No.51316944]

>>51316783
i guess we're drinking beer then

[Anonymous No.51316959]

>>51316907
>>51316921
>>51316944
you should have bought GME instead, oilnerds.

[Anonymous No.51316964]

>>51316813
$VOLD
measures entire nyse volume

[Anonymous No.51316979]

>>51315317
When it's over?

[Anonymous No.51316986]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.51316993]

>>51316907
https://www.opec.org/opec_web/en/press_room/7002.htm point 3.

But between the Saudis, Iran, Russia, China, and the US there's probably ten times more political fuckery going on behind closed doors.

[Anonymous No.51317002]

>>51316018
Good job cutting off the date, you fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.51317004]

>>51316964
>The VOLD (also $VOLD) is the difference between the up volume and down volume on the NYSE. i.e. NYSE $UVOL minus $DVOL

[Anonymous No.51317009]

I think I really need to stop day trading.
>up $400 dollars on the day
>lose all and some to end negative on the day...
I've tried lower risk, lower amount, but its so inconsistent

Someone please tell me to stop gambling

[Anonymous No.51317010]

>>51316845
Russians are dying. Using up whats left of thier soviet weapon stockpiles.
All without any people getting hurt. This is an unmitigated good thing

[Anonymous No.51317041]

>>51317010
>the post

[Anonymous No.51317042]

>>51316456
To be fair, most yuropoors are properly panicking, it’s the Krauts, who are responsible for this problem in the first place, that are being insanely smug about it because they’re the only people in the Western world that are dumb enough to trust their media

[Anonymous No.51317048]

>>51316274
2.20 is tomorrow's low, 2.39 is tomorrow's high. Screencap this.

[Anonymous No.51317058]

>>51317010
Long North Korean artillery shell makers.

[Anonymous No.51317070]

>>51317042
Germany died after WW2, what exists now is Jewmany and is used as a proxy to destroy Europe.

[Anonymous No.51317071]

>>51317042
fuck krauts

[Anonymous No.51317083]

>GME +10%

[Anonymous No.51317105]

If a prince is overly generous to his subjects, Machiavelli asserts he will not be appreciated, and will only cause greed for more. Additionally, being overly generous is not economical, because eventually all resources will be exhausted. This results in higher taxes, and will bring grief upon the prince. Then, if he decides to discontinue or limit his generosity, he will be labeled as a miser. Thus, Machiavelli summarizes that guarding against the people's hatred is more important than building up a reputation for generosity. A wise prince should be willing to be more reputed a miser than be hated for trying to be too generous.

On the other hand: "of what is not yours or your subjects' one can be a bigger giver, as were Cyrus, Caesar, and Alexander, because spending what is someone else's does not take reputation from you but adds it to you; only spending your own hurts you".

[Anonymous No.51317129]

>>51317083
Yo baggies, what happens when all the cash is gone?
>>51317004
ty

[Anonymous No.51317140]

>>51317129
Don't worry I'm sure the NFTs will help

[Anonymous No.51317146]

>>51317042
EU and Germans are also still trippin about renewables.

https://ec.europa.eu/commission/presscorner/detail/da/speech_22_5389
>third step is the most important one. This is massive investments in renewables. We have REPowerEU on the table. The renewables are cheap, they are home-grown, they make us independent.

[Anonymous No.51317199]

>>51317146
Muh wind and solar can no handle demand no matter how hard you wish upon a star.

[Anonymous No.51317243]

>>51317010

If you like seeing Slavs die because it's vengeance for your great grandparents or w/e than ya.

If you want the West to not be surpassed by a unified Russia + China, then nah.

"my old ethnic grudge is more important"

lol OK. gl with that famalam frfr

[Anonymous No.51317270]

>>51316615
>I hate public school teachers so much it’s unreal.
Yes, and most teachers in general. Even private school teachers tend to be disgusting maggots now. I tell people with young kids to beware of the supplies scam at the beginning of the year. It's just another trick to get you to buy things for niggers. Tissues and paper towels often end up in the teacher's apartment.
Then you have faggots like picrel, who complained about what a little girl wore to school because her shirt didn't have a picture of a tranny on it or something. Kill the teachers and nurses along with the Jews, the niggers have no protection.
t. PRTY Boy

[Anonymous No.51317290]

>>51316759
I want to see her tits but I'd bet she's really fat now.

[Anonymous No.51317296]

>>51317270
>French teacher is gayer than the actual French
It's more common than you think.

[Anonymous No.51317316]

Why the fuck was every so green today?

[Anonymous No.51317317]

>>51317071
>the Prime Minister of Sauerkraut said to wipe down with a damp cloth instead of taking a shower
>the gas company said to do some stairs to warm up
>yes, you're fucked. no, we won't help
top kek

[Anonymous No.51317326]

im not baking

[Anonymous No.51317328]

>>51317296
Fact.

[Anonymous No.51317333]

>>51317270
>first they came for the niggers and I didn't speak up bc I'm not a nigger
>then they came for the jews and I didn't speak up bc I'm not a jew
>finally they came for the nurses and I said "Hold the fucking phone m8... are you sure you got all the niggers?"

[Anonymous No.51317335]

>>51316650
this is an astonishing degree of ignorance, i do not even know where to begin. market cap? authorized shares? cash flows? the mind boggles.

[Anonymous No.51317348]

>>51316439
Did this have anything to do with those margin calls worth $1.5 trillion recently?

[Anonymous No.51317350]

Do I buy into the index fund with 0,2% annual charge?

[Anonymous No.51317378]

>>51316127
No wonder the option prices have been so fucking absurd this week. That's fine, nothing wrong with just stacking shares thanks to our sponsors at ProShares.

[Anonymous No.51317406]

>>51317333
Based. One of all-time greats right there.

[Anonymous No.51317418]

>>51317317
Hold on, didn't the fill up gas reserves? I mean, I heard that's like 20% of need, but still...

[Anonymous No.51317431]

>>51315339
>>51315699
Usually the opposite imo
Anime girls are used in soxl, almost every shitcoin and gme

[Anonymous No.51317441]

>>51317418
the gas reserves are for refugees and politicians

[Anonymous No.51317442]

>>51317418
It's enough to get them through a mild winter. They are fucked around February if it's a cold winter.

[Anonymous No.51317459]

>>51317350
Depends on the fund and your alternatives.

[NEW No.51317464]

NEW
>>51317446
>>51317446
>>51317446

[Anonymous No.51317474]

>>51317316
Just some breathing before the plunge. We still have 2 weeks before you have to sell everything. Technically the fed could change their minds, so that needs to be priced in.

[Anonymous No.51317511]

>>51316711
good income, low spending, long term index investing

[Anonymous No.51317640]

>>51315861
AT&T is a shitty company with horrible customer service. That being said, probably one of the most profitable investments strategies ever posted here
>>51316354
It is never safe for you
Jews will fuck you over with lies
Others with intelligence
And very few with hard work
>>51316220
This is all a simulation right?
Everything is a video game.
How do they profit off this?

[Anonymous No.51317720]

>>51317042
Only one man could save them now and he disappeared in 1945.
Will he return?
Dubs will tell

[Anonymous No.51318151]

>>51317640
They short lumber.

[Anonymous No.51318328]

>>51316782
Do they just automatically send men to “disadvantaged” schools? I had very few male teachers in HS, all of whom were on average better than the women. My assumption is that the men were better able to handle unruly students in shitty parts of town.

I hope you had Latinos and not niggers for your own sake.

[Anonymous No.51318429]

>>51318328
Meant for>>51316842

[Anonymous No.51318491]

>>51315701
>GSAT
Probably going to 20 or 10. No way it goes down. Apple faggies will pump it