/tlcg/ LUNC Terra Luna Classic General - Lunchads Can't Stop Winning, Poor Stinky Linkies Edition

[Anonymous No.51314044]

interlinked >>51312758

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News: https://medium.com/@edwardkim.ek/a-path-to-recovery-for-luna-classic-e7ff076b28ab

For WLUNA Holders: https://www.binance.com/en/support/announcement/f14b7fc184b74237a9e68796a2939dec

How to STAKE for newfags
>download terra station on your phone
>create a new wallet
>go to settings and switch network to classic
>withdraw your LUNC from the exchange (you do not need a memo to withdraw! memos are only for sending to exchange!)
>once you receive your coins go to stake screen
>choose a validator and delegate to them
>withdrawal of rewards can be done anytime, unstaking takes 21 days to unlock your coins

it's literally that easy.

>helpful links

>Worm hole for Wluna
https://docs.terra.money/docs/learn/terra-station/wormhole.html
>Staking rewards calculator
https://www.stakingrewards.com/earn/terra/
>Terra Shuttle sun setting video
https://youtu.be/HMVLiZpbpeo [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
>HCC video on delegations
https://youtu.be/EtrHi-kuDsc [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
>HCC video on changing coin rewards
https://youtu.be/TZFqryj4ee8 [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
>Learn to stake on Terra Station
https://classic-docs.terra.money/docs/learn/terra-station/staking.html

[Anonymous No.51314065]

Lfg lunchads the pump continues!!!

[Anonymous No.51314067]

>>51314044
Checked and first for Jin Chan

[Anonymous No.51314070]

is it over?

[Anonymous No.51314077]

Time to rise and pump, lunchads.

[Anonymous No.51314078]

I am satisfied with my Lunc purchase

[Anonymous No.51314079]

DOES THE 1.2% BURN INCLUDE ALTS LIKE ASTRO AND USTC??

[Anonymous No.51314082]

>>51314044
Should I buy more?

[Anonymous No.51314086]

WAGMI!
Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.51314090]

>>51314044
checked and obligatory

[Anonymous No.51314088]

BABOONA

[Anonymous No.51314097]

>>51314065
0005 consolidation when ? It's an important milestone before dropping a zero.

[Anonymous No.51314109]

>>51314046 #
Best fud they got is
>HAHA YOUVE ONLY DONE A 5X SO FAR...

[Anonymous No.51314125]

>>51314097
c.z is a trillionaire

[Anonymous No.51314134]

>>51314097
Tonight

[Anonymous No.51314136]

>>51314044
Suicide bag is now almost $500 and make it stack is $5000. Better hurry up and buy no-LUNCers before it gets even more expensive

[Anonymous No.51314140]

>>51314090
Where is the one that shows DK stole all the funds intended for saving the peg? Classic.

[Anonymous No.51314156]

We're about to break the 0.0005 barrier. Hold Lunchads. The dreams of tendie buffet and lambos are near. WAGMI!

[Anonymous No.51314160]

let us never forget the tragedy of St. Kret the unwise! >>51312875

and pic related for anyone left trying to unwrap their LUNC.

[Anonymous No.51314162]

What cash out options are there for americunts? So far I only know of coinbase and Kraken With each having their daily limits if I’m not mistaken

[Anonymous No.51314177]

>>51314156
I don't want a lambo I just want a big boat so I can fish.

[Anonymous No.51314176]

>>51314162
>He thinks he can cash out ngmi

[Anonymous No.51314178]

>>51314136
So many are already priced out

[Anonymous No.51314181]

>>51314136
We’re gonna have to start making edits to the tier list

[Anonymous No.51314204]

>>51314156
based Katie poster

>>51314136
they had months. MONTHS! oh god the pink wojacks in the catalogue once we drop another zero, it's gonna be delicious.

[Anonymous No.51314211]

>>51314181

[Anonymous No.51314231]

.0005 by end of day

[Anonymous No.51314234]

>>51314176
>ngmi
I already did

[Anonymous No.51314242]

even Grug the Investor is smarter than fudding halfwits

[Anonymous No.51314243]

>>51314177
lucky 7 dubs says you will have what you desire!
WAGMI

[Anonymous No.51314244]

>>51314178
The stacks I see people posting about are getting smaller and smaller

>>51314162
>>51314176
>LUNC goes to $0.001, not selling
>LUNC goes to $0.01, not selling
>LUNC goes to $0.10, not selling
>LUNC goes to $1, not selling
>LUNC goes back to $0.0001, not selling

I refuse to take profits and I will NEVER sell

[Anonymous No.51314247]

>>51314162
Kucoin ? The limits are lower but it should work.

[Anonymous No.51314249]

>>51314162
Are you new to this? You literally can't cash out (((they))) make it impossible.
Bank will freeze your wire then drop you. You'll have taxes due but no way to pay them.
Google it, anything anywhere near a life changing amount is a mine field.
That'd why we say "never selling"

[Anonymous No.51314262]

>>51314044
Guys this LUNC pump is great and all but happens if the USTC peg of $1 were to ever be attacked by a large market sell causing it to depeg and LUNC were to plummet in price due to excessive minting if the market cap of LUNC were to be lower then USTC? Alot of Redditors could really lose their shirts if that were to happen, best be careful out there

[Anonymous No.51314270]

>>51314211
I think 1-3M need to be consolidated at this point at least

[Anonymous No.51314272]

>>51314211
Checked. Tiers that should be added:
Jajaja Man
Crispy Nyaga
St. Kret

[Anonymous No.51314283]

>>51314211
I'm at 2.2m
I think i can still make it to Do Kwon
my ideal would be a Mac Tonight stack
fuck me

[Anonymous No.51314291]

>>51314211
Tfw do kwon stack costs 1500 now.
More than normies are willing to spend on crypto in general, especially more than redditors are willing to spend on a coin they think is a scam/manipulated, a few of them are starting to reach the throwing 20$ at it stage. Redditors and normies are literally already priced out and the burn and fomo hasnt even started omfg

[Anonymous No.51314300]

pretty strong resistance around the 48 mark, I'm guessing a ton of whales have shorts at 55 or so. gonna be interesting to see how the next 12 hours unfold. god LUNC is such a comfy hold, I love it!

[Anonymous No.51314302]

>>51314262
Deja Vu I've just been in this time before (Higher on the beat) And I know it's a place to go Calling you and the search is a mystery (Standing on my feet) It's so hard when I try to be me

[Anonymous No.51314304]

>>51314162
Sell on KuCoin, send to Coinbase, wire to your account and expect the IRS to come knocking

[Anonymous No.51314314]

>>51314272
Lmfao St Kret is a must

[Anonymous No.51314319]

>>51314156
cool, buy a space suit too it's a looooong drive onna moon.

[Anonymous No.51314328]

>>51314244
>I refuse to take profits and I will NEVER sell
we're all here to make money. if you have an issue with sell ladders or taking profits you are probably new

[Anonymous No.51314329]

>>51314304
That’s my plan desu

[Anonymous No.51314336]

>>51314291
>Tfw do kwon stack costs 1500 now.
I know, anon. Not trying to shit on anyone hopping on the LUNC train now, but It makes me diamonds having bought 50M at sub .0001 and seeing what were lunch money stacks a month ago turn into a substantial chunk of change.

[Anonymous No.51314345]

I feel like I fucked up not buying more, I fell for the risk management meme. Anyway I have a decent stack, good luck LunChads.

[Anonymous No.51314350]

>>51314291
>>51314231

[Anonymous No.51314353]

>>51314328
Imagine taking that post seriously

[Anonymous No.51314358]

>>51314249
>>51314176
I-is this true bros?

[Anonymous No.51314360]

Unwrapped all my cuckbase wluna using only my phone, holyshit what a pain in the ass

[Anonymous No.51314363]

>>51314272
>Checked. Tiers that should be added:
>Jajaja Man
>Crispy Nyaga
>St. Kret
here's a few more from the storied LUNC saga...
>CZ's Lovechild
>Grug the Investor
>King of Shorts
>Alex the USTCuck
>Chad Zaradar
>Morphine Cat

anyone have the blank template? I didn't save it back when anon posted it.

[Anonymous No.51314372]

>>51314345
At least you bought, I have zero LUNC

[Anonymous No.51314374]

MY SIRS MY BASTARDS THE VILLAGE HAS MANY BIRYANI

[Anonymous No.51314377]

>>51314345
You're fine anon just wait for the small dip tonight.

[Anonymous No.51314379]

>>51314304
>>51314249
This is what I’ve been doing so far for other coins. I mean, I’be got a ladder set up so it’s not like I’m going all in at a certain price. Even then, Cashing out can be done in stages. I was just curious what other options there were in case the limited ones we have start fucking around

[Anonymous No.51314381]

>>51314079
would one of you fuckheads answer me

[Anonymous No.51314382]

Has anyone checked on Crispy Nigga

[Anonymous No.51314384]

>>51314336
Ive only made a 3x but im happy with it knowing we still have a long way to go and that its literally still early. I only have 3m but im gonna try to make it to 5m over the coming months assuming it crashes to reasonabke price post burn implementation rather than just rocketing

[Anonymous No.51314386]

>>51314350
added to the collection.

[Anonymous No.51314387]

So Binance says that the wormhole/portal BSC LUNA is safu, right?

[Anonymous No.51314391]

>>51314363
Don't forget leaf cuck

[Anonymous No.51314399]

>>51314162
Gemini and Bitstamp

[Anonymous No.51314413]

So close to the .0005 frens

[Anonymous No.51314422]

bullish TA on LUNC comes true, bearish TA does not. All the selloffs have been caused by the entire crypto market following BTC. At the moment there's a bearish rising wedge signaling a dump at .0005. It's not going to happen. We're going to keep rising.

[Anonymous No.51314425]

>>51314413
The bullflags today are hella strong

[Anonymous No.51314428]

>>51314363

[Anonymous No.51314431]

>>51314379
Are you from the states?
The us isn’t able to kyc on KuCoin so we are restricted to cashing out 1btc worth and if btc dumps to 10k it could take us a while

[Anonymous No.51314437]

Bros I didn't think it would happen...I'm priced out.

[Anonymous No.51314439]

I have 2mil, I’m thinking to sell 100k at 0.1, 0.3, 0.5, 0.7 and 0.9.
Sell about 1.1mil at $1, then stake the rest just let it ride…
Is this a good ladder…? Was never in this situation before…

[Anonymous No.51314455]

>>51314304
Sell into a stable like USDC, send to a ledger, wait a bit if need be and then send increments to coinbase to cash out?

[Anonymous No.51314460]

>>51314082
No, stay poor

[Anonymous No.51314463]

>>51314437
We keep rising unless BTC capitulates further.

[Anonymous No.51314465]

>>51314044
god dammit, I should have bought more than 1.5 mil
You guys think it will dip one more time before it moons?

[Anonymous No.51314481]

The party hasn't even started yet and they already regret...
>>51314132

[Anonymous No.51314488]

>>51314090
NEVER FORGET

[Anonymous No.51314497]

>>51314300
based checked, this is a blessed thread as always

[Anonymous No.51314501]

>>51314211
Mac Tonight checking in

[Anonymous No.51314502]

Im new to all of this,
bought some luna months ago when it was down, got like 750000 coins right now and it seems to be up just like LUNC, which you guys are talking about
Should i convert my LUNA to this LUNC?
Are they one and the same?
What is this KUCOIN everyone is hyped about?

Sorry to be asking to be spoonfed, i dont really know where to start
You guys got any good recources to get started?

Cheers!

[Anonymous No.51314503]

>>51314428
cheers mate, much obliged!

[Anonymous No.51314511]

Reddit is only at 6k members on the LUNC sub still.

WE'RE STILL FUCKING EARLY BOYS. SLURP THOSE FUCKING DIPS

[Anonymous No.51314512]

>>51314481
So busy kicking themselves they dont even realize they could still get in now and be earlier than reddit

[Anonymous No.51314521]

>>51314082
Only if you are planning on trading with it so it burns. Concentrating too much of it in two few hands will actually delay growth.

[Anonymous No.51314523]

>>51314300
>(You)
Huh, I don't remember posting in that thread

[Anonymous No.51314525]

>>51314503
I would edit in the tiers but I'm a disgusting phoneposter

[Anonymous No.51314534]

Any advice to burger on how to cash out large sums? KuCoin won’t let us kyc so we are limited to 1btc transaction? Is kraken a better option?

[Anonymous No.51314535]

>>51314345
>fell for the lunch money meme
>no Baboona
We told you it was bussin.
Never sussin

[Anonymous No.51314549]

>>51314503
>terra 2.0 at $1
it's gonna trade places with what Lunc is now. Everyone wants 1.0 not Kwon's latest scam

[Anonymous No.51314559]

>>51314534
you're fucked, we got 87000 new IRS agents, i suggest you make a plan to open something up in the cayman islands or a similar tax haven

[Anonymous No.51314566]

SERS WHY ARE YOU REDEEMING!?

[Anonymous No.51314567]

>>51314455
Everyone should be doing this to minimize tax. Just sit on the fucking coins and only cash out what you need for immediate expenses and shit. Keep your draw as low as possible so the fucking Feds get as little as possible.

[Anonymous No.51314585]

>>51314559
I don’t mind taxes I’m already planning on pay half my stack to it. I just would like to know how I can have large amounts sent to my bank.
Does kraken allow kyc for Americans? I could cash out through them if they have a higher limit

[Anonymous No.51314586]

>>51314345
I feel the same way, i wish i loaded up when it was cheap. How much do you have? I only got 15M

[Anonymous No.51314591]

>>51314534
see
>>51314567

I don't know why you guys want to cash it all out at once. That's literally just giving more money to the Feds for no reason. The crypto infrastructure isn't going anywhere. Just let your shit sit in a wallet and structure your portfolio accordingly. Only take out what you need.

[Anonymous No.51314600]

>>51314534
Just pay your taxes anon. We now have more armed IRS agents than the standing army of Canada. Uncle Sam will get his cut one way or another.

[Anonymous No.51314601]

We can reach 10$ sirs?

[Anonymous No.51314603]

>>51314363
Keep 0 at rajeesh, 100 doesn’t make sense anymore, less than a million need to be redditors life savings,1-5 should be mac tonight, 10-50 should be baboona and 75 should be fat man

[Anonymous No.51314604]

>mfw I can pave a new shitting street for the village

[Anonymous No.51314607]

LUNC will be the new standard.

[Anonymous No.51314610]

>>51314511
what's a normal/target plebbit sub size? i assume shiba is massive for example?

[Anonymous No.51314612]

>>51314591
I have a sell ladder but eventually even my small sell ladder will reach my daily limit on KuCoin of 1 btc. So I’d like the option to do larger cash outs.
I wouldn’t sell my full stack all at once

[Anonymous No.51314618]

>>51314431
Yes. I’m wondering if coinbase will ever resist it

[Anonymous No.51314628]

>>51314586
Same here. I'm only on 8 mil because I was a pussy. But honestly I'm starting to think that it's fine to slurp some more up now. We still seem pretty early. There's so little coverage anywhere other than /biz/ even though it has pumped so fucking much. The whales are trying to keep this quiet still so they must still be stacking.

[Anonymous No.51314630]

>>51314567
If you move lunc into usdc, that is a taxable event. Crypto to crypto transactions are taxed.

[Anonymous No.51314637]

My lunc stack is now worth more than double my link stack and I have 1k link lmao

[Anonymous No.51314649]

>>51314591
Because there's no guarantee it wont shit the hed and go back down to worthless. You have to move quickly with shitcoins. Especially with the sheer amount of people who will be selling at $1

[Anonymous No.51314655]

>>51314612
Yeah you're best to just split onto a few exchanges and set up then. It's a pain in the ass but hey it's still infinitely better than legacy finance.

[Anonymous No.51314678]

>>51314655
Do you know other exchanges with higher withdrawal limits for US? I don’t mind kyc-ing if I can secure my sell ladder profits

[Anonymous No.51314679]

I have like 1.4m on Goybase that I threw 100 bucks at in May for a laugh. What do

[Anonymous No.51314686]

>>51314585
I'll be, and i suggest the same, for anyone moving hundreds of thousands and up in transactions, to involve an attorney and a direct line with the manager of whatever branch of the bank you go to
Tbh when time comes, you can probably call the bank, ask to speak to a supervisor, tell them you want to make some big transactions from a crypto exchange directly to your bank, ABSOLUTELY TELL THEM IN A STERN MANNER that you will be involving a finance attorney to make sure everything is done correctly, and they should be pretty smooth about helping you.

The attorney not only prevents you getting fucked, but it'll let the branch manager or supervisor know that you're not fucking around and letting yourself get scammed by the bank itself.
If you have severe autism and can't figure this out, I'm sorry, you'll never make it, just use your crypto wallet at starbucks i guess

[Anonymous No.51314698]

>>51314679
Turn it into real Lunc before it becomes useless

[Anonymous No.51314701]

>>51314431
One day my routine will be
>wake up
>brush teeth
>withdraw 1btc from kucoin while taking a shit
Honestly in pretty excited

[Anonymous No.51314702]

>>51314534
be aware that kraken killed transferring Lunc off their platform on chain, found this out the hard way when I was moving my UST off my Metamask and traded it for Lunc. All LUNC withdrawals from Kraken fail.
Only send to Kraken once you are committed to cashing out same day.
As for cashing out I would convert to a stable coin and using a DEX then cash out in whatever exchange has the lowest fees. Last I checked Kraken is pretty decent if you are withdrawing via Wire Transfer if doing over $1000, Crypto.Com is cheaper for anything under that if using ACH

[Anonymous No.51314726]

>>51314272
Don’t forget King of Sharts

[Anonymous No.51314728]

>>51314702
What dex swaps lunc for something I can sell in burgerland?

[Anonymous No.51314741]

>>51314630
Nah man, crypto is still in a grey area in terms of taxation. There's a fuckton of nuance to it and the courts aren't sure how to handle it yet. My wife works at a tax lawfirm and they've had a few big crypto clients in the past few years. The law is essentially unsettled on the matter... at least in Canada. There's a very real argument that you didn't realize gains until you cash out to fiat.

[Anonymous No.51314751]

>>51314679
Send to Metamask
Metamask swap to eth
Send to kucoin
Swap to lunc

Easiest small brain way to do it

[Anonymous No.51314763]

>>51314751
Sure but this is cheaper

[Anonymous No.51314768]

>>51314701
>2023
>wake up in resource preservation camp (Ukraine needs more aid so we have to make sacrifices)
>do morning trans awareness dance with your bunk
>resident 14 didn't do the right step after the left shuffle
>block assigned to the mines for education on trans women suffering
>go to the community latrine
>withdraw 1 BTC, broadcasting the transaction on your Internet Real ID profile to the world
>$17,000. Just enough for an extra soup at the commissary
We made it LUNCsisters. We did it.

[Anonymous No.51314774]

>>51314559
Over the next 10 years to counteract a similar number of retirements lol. I still wouldn’t fuck with the IRS, pay your taxes, but I don’t think it’s the doomsday scenario it’s made out to be.

[Anonymous No.51314777]

DOES THE BURN INCLUDE ALL TOKENS ON LUNC CHAIN?

[Anonymous No.51314785]

105 million LUNC lunatic checking in

[Anonymous No.51314791]

if dubs I take a loan for 100
if trips I take a loan for 1000
if quads I take a loan for 10000

[Anonymous No.51314808]

>>51314630
>taxed on selling for a stable coin
>taxed again on selling stable coin for usd
Oh sayyyyy can you seeeeee

[Anonymous No.51314817]

Here comes the dip boys, get ready to slurp!

[Anonymous No.51314828]

>>51314808
You only get taxed on gains retard

[Anonymous No.51314841]

Anyone open a long position a 10 or so days ago and still have it open?

[Anonymous No.51314854]

>>51314791
hey don't worry I got you, just don't forget about giving me a couple of lunc after you buy

[Anonymous No.51314859]

>>51314630
crypto to crypto tax should be negligible though, that if you're not holding it, having it appreciate in value and then using it to buy more crypto

[Anonymous No.51314883]

>>51314600
>just give us half goy, we will send our goons after you if you don't
fuck the IRS, if Lunc gets to $1 I am using DEX's to convert my 1.5 mil (more if I can squirrel away some of my paycheck this month) to USDC and moving to a eastern euro country while declaring myself broke on my tax forms; I am already poor as fuck so tracking down my assets will be pain for them.
They are gonna have to do me like they did Mcafee if they want a cut of my flesh.

>>51314591
>I don't know why you guys want to cash it all out at once
this, just convert to USDT or USDC and wait it out. Worst case if you don't want to leave the jewSA just take a bit to live off off but keep the rest on a exchange and wait a year until you fall in to the long term capital gains tax bracket.
Either way it is your duty as a person with any morale fiber to do your best to give worlds second most evil government as little money as possible

[Anonymous No.51314896]

I usually spend a few days researching crypto projects but when kucoin made the lunc network update post last week I only took 30 min to think about before investing >17 mil BABOONA with a .000172 average

[Jealous No.51314910]

Is this gary coin fucked up?

[Anonymous No.51314912]

>>51314567
Tier 1 coinbase only allows you to cash out up to $25k per day anyway. So either way you still have to hold some no matter what if you have a milliy or more. It's going to take weeks to sell it all and have it in your bank.

[Anonymous No.51314921]

NOOOOOO WHY YOU REDEEM
DO NOT REDEEM!

[Anonymous No.51314928]

i wanted to buy some with some money i had in my paypal but holy shit fuck these crypto websites
they all want your credit card

[Anonymous No.51314931]

>>51314808

[Anonymous No.51314936]

KEK IT KEEPS PUMPING

[Anonymous No.51314943]

>>51314156
WE WILL MAKE IT BROSKI

[Anonymous No.51314954]

>>51314791
Rollin basterd

[Anonymous No.51314959]

>>51314828
It's just more demoralization efforts to try and fud people out of leaving fiat with even a penny because it threatens the global hegemony of power structure. The reality is if you pay a decent accountant you only get fucked about as hard as you would with stocks on taxes, and there's plenty of creative ways around that that are entirely legal (i.e. the difference between "tax burden reduction" versus "tax evasion", of which the former is a tactic of billionaires and the latter is a tactic of conmen retards). They could also, idk, KEEP THAT VALUE IN CRYPTO AS IT'S AN ALTERNATIVE CURRENCY SYSTEM GEE WAOW WHO WOULD'VE EVER THOUGHT OF THAT! SO WILD.

People are morons, demons fud morons, aforementioned demons will burn in hell, everyone in LUNC with a greater than Mac Tonight stack is going to make it if they have any balls at all.

[Anonymous No.51314968]

>>51314262
We reroll.
We sell at the top, buy the absolute bottom. Rinse and repeat

[Anonymous No.51314973]

>>51314828
I was more referring to the higher bracket but yes I could have worded that better

[Anonymous No.51314974]

What's wrong with leaving all of my LUNC on an exchange? I want to sell as soon as it moons, if I have it in a wallet then I can't do that. Am I retarded?

[Anonymous No.51314976]

>>51314791
Rollin benchod

[Anonymous No.51314977]

How long will it take for Luna to hit 1 dollar, assuming major exchanges such binance implement burn tax with the volume we are getting right now?

Any math autistic want to calculate it?

[Anonymous No.51314984]

>>51314728
I don't know anon, it's not like there exist a magic way to search for that info...
https://www.google.com/search?q=Terra+dex&oq=Terra+dex&aqs=chrome..69i57.2847j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

You can also use allbridge to swap on to the binance network and then cash out using BNB via pancakeswap
https://allbridge.io/

[Anonymous No.51314987]

>>51314859
>crypto to crypto tax should be negligible though
But wait, let's say you have 1M LUNC and then exchange it for 1M USDC or something. What would the realized gains be? Would it be $1M because that's the US dollar equivalent you made the sale at, or would it be almost nothing since you still have the same amount after the trade?

[Anonymous No.51314993]

>>51314808
only gains are taxed
you fucking retard pajeet fud chinks never fail to amaze me

[Anonymous No.51315004]

>>51314977
was part of "LUNC $1 EOY" don't you faggots understand

[Anonymous No.51315011]

>>51314977
Checked. I'll do the math.
>$1 EOY
Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.51315017]

>>51314987
the gains are the difference between 1m and whatever you bought it at. Bought it for 1k? youre getting taxed on 999,999k

[Anonymous No.51315034]

>>51315011

[Anonymous No.51315052]

>>51314993
That's the hang up it seems. If you swap into a stable, you gain nothing so capital gains tax shouldn't apply? Unless its a different tax that I'm not aware of.

[Anonymous No.51315057]

>>51315011
Checked

[Anonymous No.51315088]

Feeling comfy frens, how about you?

[Anonymous No.51315091]

>>51315017
>you're getting taxed on 999,999k
Which gets added to the rest of your income and is what determines your tax bracket and how much you owe, which at that point is going to be about 40% give or take a bit depending on where exactly you live and how jewish and well-paid your accountant is. If you're not retarded and don't skimp on the tax help you can get it down to about a third. People that FUD paying taxes on crypto are glowies trying to get people hemmed up for tax fraud, yes it fucking sucks having to give up gains, no it's not the end of the world, yes you will go to prison and get your shit confiscated if you don't pay them unless you're extremely smart and dedicated and get really fucking lucky.

[Anonymous No.51315133]

>>51315052
ill put this as simply as you can
forget the terms, the denominations, the types of coin
IT DOESNT FUCKING MATTER
if you reside in the US, short term capital gains get taxed 40%
long term capital gains get taxed 20%
so forget the fucking stupid coin types and names, and just put in your head, HOWEVER MUCH MONEY YOU MAKE, ITLL GET TAXED 40% WHEN YOU CASH OUT, IF YOU CASH OUT WITHIN ONE YEAR, IF YOU WAIT LONGER THEN ITS 20%

[Anonymous No.51315137]

>>51315088
checked and yes very comfy fren

[Anonymous No.51315145]

>>51314854
you would do that for me?

253596765 binance ID
I haven't done anything like this senpai
rolling

[Anonymous No.51315162]

>>51315088
checked and comfy. 54M @.0000826

[Anonymous No.51315167]

We're eating a zero before the burn. Get ready.

[Anonymous No.51315174]

>>51314439
>Is this a good ladder…?
yes. but don't set the sell orders at exactly 0.1, 0.3, etc., many people will do that. instead lower them a bit so you don't run into sell resistance.
instead of 0.1, put it at 0.098
instead of 0.3, put it at 0.298
etc.

[Anonymous No.51315178]

>>51314977
>assuming major exchanges

Nigga, there is nothing left to be "assumed"

[Anonymous No.51315182]

>>51315133
Also this. For fucks sake retards the fact that you're worried how much you'll have to pay in taxes is in and of itself the most bullish fucking thing you can even imagine. If you actually care that much just sell for a stable and buy a sat like BTC or ETH and then fritter it off after waiting a year and have a "taxable income" of five to six figures while having seven to nine figures of assets. Jesus tap-dancing Christ it's not this hard to figure out, stop eating lead paint chips and bathing in the ganges.

[Anonymous No.51315196]

>>51315133
This. There's really few options here other than to hire a financial advisor/tax accountant and hope they can help you. If you have kids/wife, in sure you could move some money around and save some taxes there, but you're still going to pay out the ass.

[Anonymous No.51315198]

>>51315133
That's fine. I plan on pay the tax. I was just curious at what point in the chain does the taxes begin? Like for example, is it at the point of the stable coin swap or conversion to fiat etc. I get what you are saying.

[Anonymous No.51315213]

>>51315052
>>51315133
as far as swapping from coin to coin, that's the grey area congress couldnt outline yet with the SEC
theres no clear definition of realized profits from coin to coin
there is a CLEAR definition of realized profits from coin to fiat
if youre willing to get your assets frozen cause you want to play games with the SEC and the fucking feds sure, go for it, who knows you might win
im going straight to fiat, paying my taxes to the big nose men and taking a long vacation

[Anonymous No.51315227]

>>51315017
>the gains are the difference between 1m and whatever you bought it at.
No that much I understand, I was wondering how it was handled for a crypto-to-crypto transaction. So from LUNC to a stable coin in the example I posted, would that be considered almost $1M in gains or whatever the difference in price between LUNC and the stable coin at that particular time?

[Anonymous No.51315246]

>>51314984
I forgot about allbridge. Thanks anon. I was just gonna cross my fingers for wormhole to be enabled on the terrabridge for lunc.

[Anonymous No.51315245]

>>51315178
https://www.kucoin.com/news/en-kucoin-will-support-the-tax-burn-proposal-of-the-terra-classic-lunc-community-20220907

>it's real
HOLY SHIT. And with Binance moving transactions to only deal with LUNC things could move fast.

[Anonymous No.51315251]

>>51314502
>bought some luna months ago when it was down, got like 750000 coins right now
that's over a million dollars. are you sure you have Luna 2, and not Luna Classic?

>Are they one and the same?
no, they're not. Luna Classic the original, Luna 2 is the post-fork new version that's currently much higher in price than the first one (LUNC).

>What is this KUCOIN everyone is hyped about?
it's an exchange. other good ones are Kraken and Binance.

[Anonymous No.51315255]

>>51314987
Here is the formula for federal tax
>(Value at time of Sale - Initial Purchase Value) * capital gains tax = tax owed to Jews
so for example if you bought 1000 dollars of Lunc that you sold for 1 million dollars it would be

(1,000,000 - 1000) * 0.37 (short term capital gains) = $369,630 owed to the Federal government

You may also owe state taxes depending the state laws, the state tax rate is always calculated pre tax of the federal tax and can vary from 0 to 25%. So all together if you had 999,000 in profit like in the above example you will owe between $369,630 and $619,380 to federal and state jews.

[Anonymous No.51315273]

>>51314841
No takers? I pity yall nikkas

[Anonymous No.51315278]

>>51315227
crypto to crypto transactions being taxed mean that the dollar (in USD) is "realized" as a gain when you swap coins. You buy Coin1 at 10USD and it is now 100USD, you trade to Coin2 (not USDC or a stable) You are taxed 90USD since crypto to crypto is a taxable event.

You trade 10usd worth of Coin1 to Coin2 that's still 10USD? you dont get taxed

[Anonymous No.51315282]

>>51315182
R8 my plan?
>1mm LUNC on Crypto.com
>sell off to USDC
>USDC to BTC & ETH
>cash out as needed

[Anonymous No.51315285]

>>51315245
I hope Binance waits to announce their support until after the tax is implemented on the 21st so we can burn a shit ton when people FOMO in

[Anonymous No.51315307]

>>51315198
As soon as you trade your Lunc for anything else, you are subject to tax. So say you trade 1M dollars worth of Luna for some shit coin, you owe tax on that million. If that shit coin drops and you lose all your money, you STILL owe for that 1M. Even staking rewards, as soon as you claim your rewards they are income, regardless of what you do with your rewards. They are taxed at whatever value they were at when you withdrew then

[Anonymous No.51315313]

>>51315137
Nice ID fren

>>51315162
I was mentally pleasuring myself watching my trade history and seeing how I bought around 20M LUNC during the flash crash on 9th of August. Feels good to be a schizo

[Anonymous No.51315325]

>>51314678
>Do you know other exchanges with higher withdrawal limits for US? I don’t mind kyc-ing if I can secure my sell ladder profits
I KYC'd with Kraken and they gave me a $500,000 daily withdrawal limit. but I'm from Yurop, dunno what it's gonna be like for your burgers. may as well try and see how it goes, they're one of the better cexes.

[Anonymous No.51315329]

>>51315255
Fucking hell, what a rip off. Thank god I live in a no state tax red state.

[Anonymous No.51315338]

>>51315278
Jfc.....it's really going to take at least 5-10 million lunc to make it if you're in the US.

[Anonymous No.51315340]

this is a noice little surprise.
>OP's vocaroo is an aussie shitposter
farken oath carnts

[Anonymous No.51315351]

>>51315227
You only get taxed on gains, so if you're selling a position in any coin for stables, there's no gains on that transaction. You're still liable for paying taxes on the difference between what you put into the first coin versus what you cashed out at which gets added to your income. So, for example, if you bought 5m LUNC for 500$ and cashed it all out at 1$ per coin for 5,000,000$ by selling your LUNC for a stable like USDT, which you then sold for USD and withdrew, you would owe taxes on 4,999,500$ of which you're most likely paying 40% of that (exact percentage will vary, I'm doing easy math for retards to follow) which means of your 4.9995 million dollars in income you will be keeping 2,999,700$ after paying 1,999,800$ in taxes. Or in other words you would've turned 500$ into (basically) 3,000,000$ and Uncle Sam takes the other 2,000,000$.

The only time that would be different is if you sold that LUNC for 4,999,500$ and bought BTC with it which then went even further from that amount, in which case you still owe the 1,999,800$ for the gains on the LUNC plus whatever percentage is applicable of your gains on the BTC. Seriously people it's not that damn hard to figure out and if you can't do it yourself just pay a reputable CPA to help you.

[Anonymous No.51315353]

>>51315285
CZ knows what he's doing. His networth is about to explode.

[Anonymous No.51315355]

>>51314044
baker of past few breads here, op baker, if you want to bake, stop baking like a retard and just copy the previous thread post template and update it if there are any new info. why the fuck are you using the old template again? use this jfc >>51310880
I am not wasting my time compiling info and baking bread if you faggots won't use it.

[Anonymous No.51315356]

>>51315088
Comfy as a 2017 Dogenigger

[Anonymous No.51315360]

>>51315329
you're gonna get fucked by the fed
there is no place in the us you can hide from right around 40% taxes in crypto

[Anonymous No.51315365]

>>51315338
It gets worse. If you are an American citizen and you live in another country, even permanently, you STILL have to pay the federal jew. That much I know. Land of the free my ass.

[Anonymous No.51315379]

>>51315255
Those rates are cut if you hold over a year correct?

[Anonymous No.51315381]

>>51315282
11/10 plan and is basically exactly what I described. You're still going to have to pay the taxes on your LUNC gains from selling them, so hold that amount off to the side to get that handled, but feel free to roll the profits into a sat coin of your choosing and then just hold it for a year and not only does your tax burden get cut in half you've probably multiplied your money even further.

[Anonymous No.51315384]

is this wluna? just says luna

[Anonymous No.51315386]

>>51315360
They got Capone, they will get you. Do not fuck over the tax man.

[Anonymous No.51315388]

>>51315360
Yea but 60% is worse. I'd rather pay the 40 than the 60.

[Anonymous No.51315405]

>look at UK crypto tax
>capital gains tax
>get £12k tax free and then taxed on profit
>if you earn less than £50k a year its 10%
Oh cool I don't mind paying 10% on a million
>oh no goy, you see if you cash out a million your income for that year is over £50k so you'll pay 20%!!

[Anonymous No.51315409]

>>51315255
I'm just not paying is all...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.51315412]

>>51315278
>>51315255
huh what is tax, sounds like make-believe

[Anonymous No.51315415]

>>51314974
>Am I retarded?
no, you're not. but spread your stack over at least 2-3 exchanges, just to be safe. and consider sending 20% of your bag to Terra Station for staking if you'd like to sell it during the next bullrun when LUNC goes above $10.

[Anonymous No.51315417]

>>51315388
Then live somewhere that doesn't have a state income tax and then you only pay the federal rate on your gains. But you're literally not escaping paying the feds their cut and it is a fools errand to even attempt as much.

[Anonymous No.51315422]

>>51315365
Lmfao i will literally leave America and renounce my citizenship before cashing out if it means not letting the fed jews steal my gains

[Anonymous No.51315423]

>>51315384
yeah that's WLUNC

[Anonymous No.51315425]

>>51315338
>Jfc.....it's really going to take at least 5-10 million lunc to make it if you're in the US.
that... or do it like a person with more than 2 brain cells and do all your trades on DEX's and only move to an exchange when it's time to cash out, on your taxes declare only the trades on the CEX and always cash out using the same coin. If the IRS wants to know more let them go after the DEX in some 3rd world country, see how well that works out for them.

[Anonymous No.51315433]

>>51314883

which DEX accept Lunc anon?

[Anonymous No.51315437]

You guys know you don’t have to pay taxes if you use KuCoin right? Just convert Lunc to btc and withdraw from a bitcoin atm. The tax man isn’t fucking omnipotent

[Anonymous No.51315439]

>>51315417
Yea, I know. As I said above, I live in a no tax blood red state. I only have to worry about the federal jew.

[Anonymous No.51315441]

>>51315282
Sounds like the ideal plan, but my concern would be sudden changes in value for any of the coins I decide to swap in. A lot can happen in a year

[Anonymous No.51315442]

>>51315255
Can't you rollover capital gain into property with a simple form?

[Anonymous No.51315446]

>>51315365
Kek ain't that the truth it's fucking impossible to avoid the IRS those losers are more autistic than all of 4chan combined. The moment this shit hits even one cent they will use every glow tactic in the book. Till they find out where you deposited your shekels.

[Anonymous No.51315448]

>>51315409
Then the IRS comes and shoots your dog

[Anonymous No.51315458]

>>51314181
We don't need to be editing the tier list

[Anonymous No.51315460]

>>51315422
Lmao you think they'll let you go that easily?

[Anonymous No.51315471]

>>51315446
>IRS
And they just hired 87k more of them. No dodging that bullet.

[Anonymous No.51315472]

>>51315448
My taxidermy dog full of tannerite that is

[Anonymous No.51315488]

>>51314109

They either do this or tell you Binance will not implement a burn. Sweartogod people will kill themselves in here when this truly moons

[Anonymous No.51315492]

>>51315471
That's 87k people over the next 10 years fren, they can't find that many people on short notice without having to expend all their resources to training them.

[Anonymous No.51315505]

>>51315492
But that doesn't make as good fud

[Anonymous No.51315519]

>>51315492
Still, not a chance im willing to take. Im probably already on the FBI shit list for my political opinions.

[Anonymous No.51315520]

>>51315488
Some faces will melt from the gains, others will be from shotgun blasts.

[Anonymous No.51315524]

>>51315472
Then they send you to mega jail with hyper nigger superpredators who use your bussy as currency, you'll get some hands on experience with true decentralized finance kek

[Anonymous No.51315540]

>>51315415
MONEROCHAN BOUGHTED
omfg

[Anonymous No.51315546]

>>51315524
Sounds like you have experience kek, or you're an IRS agent

[Anonymous No.51315556]

>>51315519
Everyone who posts here is on the FBI's watchlist.

[Anonymous No.51315561]

>>51315405
>£50k so you'll pay 20%!!
consider yourself lucky, jews in the US want 37% as a baseline and plus additional taxes for the state and other exclusions. see >>51315255

>>51315379
if the value remains on the CEX and is untouched for a year then it's cut down to 20% for the federal taxes and unchanged for the state taxes. You will also be subject to other long term asset taxes so realistically if will be 25% to the fed plus whatever the state taxes that apply. Also there is talk of raising the long term capital gains cap to 30% after the next elections. So unless you are Jewish the government will still take at least 40%.

[Anonymous No.51315568]

>>51315255
>You may also owe state taxes depending the state laws, the state tax rate is always calculated pre tax of the federal tax and can vary from 0 to 25%. So all together if you had 999,000 in profit like in the above example you will owe between $369,630 and $619,380 to federal and state jews.
jesus tapdancing chris, at that point you're better of emigrating and renouncing citizenship to go live in Monaco or the Caymans or Dubai.

[Anonymous No.51315581]

>>51314044
IM MAKING SO MUCH MONEY

[Anonymous No.51315587]

>>51315546
Just acutely aware of the gay pride 1984 tranny hellscape that is the modern first world anon.

[Anonymous No.51315592]

Is cuckbase ever going to relist wluna, what do you guys?

[Anonymous No.51315606]

Come on next leg up….

[Anonymous No.51315611]

>>51315581
you haven't even BEGUN TO MAKE FUCKING MONEY

[Anonymous No.51315612]

>>51315405
What would the taxes be like in the UK overall? 50%? income tax plus capital gains tax?
not taking any of you guys' responses as financial advice i'll look into it properly myself in a bit.

[Anonymous No.51315622]

>>51315568
nope.

See, there's one final trick. Leverage.

So you made a bunch of gains. Get to a stablecoin in DEX, or if they're real world assets, you're already set. All you do then is get a loan against these assets.

Loans are not taxable. If you don't pay off the loan, Oh no, the assets are seized, it's almost as if you would have lost them if you sold anyways.

No tax, not your problem. Rinse and repeat.

[Anonymous No.51315629]

>>51315592
Dump cuck base they are pozzed as fuck.

[Anonymous No.51315631]

lmao we got HnR block out here again with the
>tax fud
>country hold you hostage for 1mm fud
time to put filters back on lmao taxes don't exist
anons read into monero

[Anonymous No.51315656]

>>51315622
Now which assets are best to take loans out against?

[Anonymous No.51315660]

>>51315412
>huh what is tax
it's the flesh you are required to cut off your body with a serrated knife or the Jews will send their loyal pigs to put you in prison or kill you if you resist.

[Anonymous No.51315666]

>>51315255
>>51315360

thank god i'm not murican and i'm moving to panama, bahamas,monaco or portugal to cash out.
zero taxes for the kikes for the rest of my life

[Anonymous No.51315668]

>>51314044
>>51314077
>>51314088
>>51314177
>>51314211
>>51314244
>>51314300
>>51314377
>>51314422
>>51314455
>>51314488
>>51314511
>>51314566
>>51314600
>>51314655
>>51314777
>>51314977
>>51315011
>>51315088
>>51315133
>>51315255
>>51315355
>>51315388
>>51315422
>>51315433
>>51315488
>>51315611
>>51315622
another blessed thread. $1 EOY
>CHECKEM

[Anonymous No.51315682]

>>51315666
Very nice Satan

[Anonymous No.51315692]

>>51315472
Based /k/ommando

[Anonymous No.51315693]

https://youtu.be/pnuckdJxyU8 vibing LUNCsisters.... We did it...

[Anonymous No.51315703]

>>51315460
Dont see why not. They can't bar me from leaving the country, i haven't broken any laws and they dont know im not coming back or paying taxes till im already gone and renouncing my citizenship. Im sure theyll try to make up some bullshit, but im already gone and theyre going to have to come get me in another country if they want it badly enough. I dont give a fuck about living in a collapsing and failed society that is only getting worse as time passes. I will never come back again so id like to see the long noses try and chase me to bumfuck middle of nowhere when i have diversified into numerous physical tangible assets and am heavily armed with heavily armed security and paid off gov or police in whatever said bumfuck nowhere shithole

[Anonymous No.51315706]

>>51315692
KEK I'm saving your pic, that's perfect

[Anonymous No.51315707]

>>51314360

[Anonymous No.51315714]

Have 1 mil stack. Suggest me sell ladders.

[Anonymous No.51315715]

>>51314363
>>51314428
OG creator here. I have the psd file. Figure out he numbers/tiers and I'll make an edit. If that's what the community wants!

[Anonymous No.51315717]

I only have about 500k, is it smarter just to have to stay in my wallet or put it into staking?

[Anonymous No.51315724]

>>51315714
Here's one for you:
Sell 1 Million LUNC at $1.00

[Anonymous No.51315726]

>LUNChads already trying figure out how to beat the tax jews
This is how you know WAGMI. Defeating the kikes personal guard dogs is the final hurdle into the world of lambos and whores.

[Anonymous No.51315733]

>>51315715
ok based OG LUNC OC poster

[Anonymous No.51315735]

Anybody got the post explaining what's happening with LUNC and the terra rebels?

[Anonymous No.51315742]

>>51315715
What font did you use? I probably have it or a hundred like it but I'm curious.
t. /gd/fag

[Anonymous No.51315746]

>>51315717
Stake it and forget about it for a few months

[Anonymous No.51315752]

>>51315735
That one ?

[Anonymous No.51315754]

>>51315693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jzc1i1qBWGA

[Anonymous No.51315760]

>>51315568
>jesus tapdancing christ, at that point you're better of emigrating and renouncing citizenship to go live in Monaco or the Caymans or Dubai.
Thats my plan
most east euro countries have little to no tax on crypto, Slovania is on my short list. I only wish I was a shitskin so I could claim refugee status to get instant permanent residence on top gibs and immunity from rape and murder charges.

[Anonymous No.51315761]

hope you all retards get rugged and blacked by BBC

[Anonymous No.51315767]

>>51315746
But wouldn't it make sense to sell it as soon as it reaches 1.00?

[Anonymous No.51315773]

>>51315666
Based Satan

[Anonymous No.51315776]

>>51315717
Weigh the risk and reward. If you stake and shtf, it takes 21 days to get your lunc. If you're more confident its going to $1, stake. If not, don't. It may sound crazy but I want to see the reaction after the burn is implemented before I stake.

[Anonymous No.51315777]

>>51315761
it's rugging upwards, oy vey!

[Anonymous No.51315781]

>>51315726
We need to compile a list of /biz/ approved crypto tax firms run by big nosed men with funny hats we can consult with to defeat the other big nosed men with funny hats who want to steal our gainz.

[Anonymous No.51315785]

When does the burn start?

[Anonymous No.51315791]

NEW LUNC ATH IMMINENT!!!!

[Anonymous No.51315794]

>>51315715
Are we inducting St. Kret into the ranks?

[Anonymous No.51315796]

>>51315752
That was me. Wagmi fren. >>51315752

[Anonymous No.51315799]

>>51315746
how to stake it?

[Anonymous No.51315815]

>>51314610
Even ROSE (which is still pretty under the radar) sub has like 20k+ members

[Anonymous No.51315817]

Sorry bros, I got too excited and had so many threads open that I accidentally baked early cause I thought this thread was past the limit already.
>>51315526

[Anonymous No.51315824]

>>51315761

[Anonymous No.51315827]

>>51315735
I've got this

https://medium.com/@edwardkim.ek/a-path-to-recovery-for-luna-classic-e7ff076b28ab

[Anonymous No.51315832]

>>51315799
see the OP and links on how to stake ffs

[Anonymous No.51315834]

>>51315799
Alt + F4

[Anonymous No.51315835]

>>51315735

[Anonymous No.51315838]

Imagine losing money lmao just crypto that goes up dummy lol what are you doing buying LINK!? GRT!? LMAO RETARD KEK just don't KEK

[Anonymous No.51315839]

>>51315781
This

[Anonymous No.51315841]

>>51315785
20 september I think

[Anonymous No.51315853]

Lots of anons concerned and confused about taxes. Maybe we should start adding that to the OP

[Anonymous No.51315854]

>>51315715
here's a few suggestions, we need more diversified lower tiers now that LUNC is mooning and people are getting priced out...

>JAJAJA Man (500 LUNC)
>Crispy Nigger (1,000 LUNC)
>St. Kret (2,500 LUNC)
>King of Shorts (5,000 LUNC)
>USTCuck Alex (10,000 LUNC)
>CZ's Lovechild (25,000 LUNC)
>????? (50,000 LUNC)
>????? (75,000 LUNC)
>????? (100,000 LUNC)
>????? (250,000 LUNC)
>Grug the Investor (500,000)

anons, any ideas? it has to be something from the LUNC saga, no random stuff.

[Anonymous No.51315863]

there will be no burn retards. only rugging

[Anonymous No.51315864]

>>51315612
No to be fair you don't pay any more tax after that. But then I guess you're gonna be in the high income tax bracket if you still worked.

[Anonymous No.51315865]

>>51315834
thanks, it worked

[Anonymous No.51315875]

>>51315761
Big Baboona coin (LUNChad coin)
yes friend
wagmi and you will not
stay poor

[Anonymous No.51315880]

>>51315854
maybe have the 50k LUNC rank be called "Kislev Fudder" since you just know those kikes are filling their own bags while fudding here.

[Anonymous No.51315881]

>>51315715
Roboto

[Anonymous No.51315887]

>>51315853
Nah, it's way too in depth and varied. At most, a disclaimer saying "check your local taxes" should suffice.

[Anonymous No.51315896]

>>51315854
Less than 500-KING OF SHARTS

[Anonymous No.51315898]

Anyone heard from 198m staking nigga???

[Anonymous No.51315909]

>>51315854
maybe put "Do Kwon's Baby" at 75k LUNC, kek

[Anonymous No.51315915]

>>51315656
So you form an LLC, you do NOT cash out your crypto, instead you loan every single cent of your crypto to your LLC. Now those gains are free and clear. The LLC will convert things, but won't be subject to the same taxes (as the initial loan is non-taxable income, so the gains or losses come from that point), LLC effectively cleans the money, and then officially defaults on the loan, as they no longer have the currency you lent them. You then get to write off that loan on your taxes. Finally, if you want to own the money and not an LLC (no fucking idea why but whatever) you then have the LLC loan the NEW currency tokens to you, you convert to the tokens which aren't those currency tokens (make sure the legal details of the loan explicitly state the loan is in the form of whatever asset is loaned, not equivalent value or whatever the fuck, and that it is a non-collateralized loan), you don't get taxed on the loan money, only the cash out.

Much cheaper, perfectly clean, and easy to do. Congrats.

[Anonymous No.51315918]

>>51315442
not exactly, there are restrictions and it just delays the process. Also, due to crypto laws on how crypto is handled you will have to cash out first which means it's a taxable event regardless, your plans would only work if you could buy property using the crypto as either collateral or fungible asset

[Anonymous No.51315925]

>>51315381
>>51315441
Thanks for chiming in, pretty sure WAGMI this time round frens.

[Anonymous No.51315927]

>>51314291
Spent $100 on a Do Kwon kek

[Anonymous No.51315928]

>>51315854
Nice idea but shorten it a bit.

[Anonymous No.51315932]

>>51315255
82,000 armed agent will come to your house

[Anonymous No.51315935]

>>51315863
it's pronounced up-rug, ranjeet

[Anonymous No.51315937]

>>51315854
king of sharts*
fren
*insert stinky linky giving rimjob to LUNChad pepe

[Anonymous No.51315938]

>>51315854
the canadian twink fudder ought to be 75,000 tier since you know that fag has a moonnbag

[Anonymous No.51315945]

>>51315854
fuck me, I forgot the most important one: "Morphine Cat"

that should be the 250,000k tier, since Happy Catty Crypto is a poorfag and his bag is (supposedly) small.

[Anonymous No.51315955]

Do you marks realize the rug is coming? I could give you the date and time but it's better to keep people guessing. you gotta understand that unlike for certain other faggots that will be liquidated to me it's just entertainment. I could lose the $50k tomorrow for all I care. I am a hopeless type of psychopath, I used to hurt animals when I was a kid but luckily for society instead of chopping whores to pieces I turned to making people broke and miserable on the markets. I'm going to short this shitcoin into the dust and you'll all be left bleeding on the ground.

[Anonymous No.51315964]

>>51315915
Holy based, thank you. Capped for later use.

[Anonymous No.51315968]

>>51315938
what should we call him? "The Leaf Twink"? "Montreal's Manbaby"? "French FagAnon"?

[Anonymous No.51315977]

>>51315423
which one

[Anonymous No.51315985]

>>51315968
he posted cock so mayhaps Canuck Cockposter?

[Anonymous No.51315992]

>>51315977
the top one that says LUNA

[Anonymous No.51315997]

>>51315968
Chief Leaf?

[Anonymous No.51315999]

>>51315356
So we top at 20¢?

[Anonymous No.51316002]

>>51315955
>Giving people a heads up
What kind of shitty Saturday cartoon villain is this?

[Anonymous No.51316013]

>>51315997
>Chief Leaf?

[Anonymous No.51316038]

>>51315955
Thanks for beign concerned about my initial $25 investment, the thing is... I'm not selling it HAhahHAHAAHahAhHaHAHAHAahHahAh

[Anonymous No.51316047]

>>51315898
>>51315898
>>51315898
Any thread OG'S ?

Vewification not wequiwed

[Anonymous No.51316054]

dont let this pump distract you that if you dont pay your taxes you will get raided by all 87000 new irs agents and mega blasted by a horde of drones
they will shoot on sight and will never ask a question
only over your stinky 3 day old dead body will they then read you your miranda rights and throw you down the nearest river
congrats, you've just been biden'd from the baboona lifestyle

[Anonymous No.51316061]

>>51315955
If you say so but until I see proof all I see is a bitch on the internet
Anyway, even if you are right the most I lose on this is a few hundred bucks; sad, but nothing I haven't blown on stupid shit from amazon.

[Anonymous No.51316100]

then the hyper attack antifa niggers will swarm down your families households and demand they pay reparations for fetanyl negros poor arrest and violate anyone in sight

[Anonymous No.51316103]

>>51315881
Meant for >>51315742

[Anonymous No.51316115]

>>51315854
Redditors life savings should be 250k

[Anonymous No.51316116]

I've been avoiding crypto.com forever because of all the balck people in their ads. I just learned they trade lunc and have kyc. As a law abiding American why would I use any other cex?

[Anonymous No.51316121]

>>51316103
Thanks anon, I knew it looked familiar but I wasn't sure

[Anonymous No.51316125]

>>51315915
Basically the loophole here is to convert tokens with massive gains and keeping it clean tax wise, you need at least two entities.

Entity A loans original tokens to Entity B, non-collateralized, 100 year 0% interest loan. Loan must be repaid in original token, not equiv value.

Entity B gets tokens. Loan is non-taxable income, and they now have the baseline which they can do a conversion. Entity B now has zero original tokens, cannot repay the loan, and defaults. Entity A "eats shit" and writes the defaulted loan off on their taxes.

Entity B then writes a loan for the new tokens to Entity A, non collateralized, 100 year, 0 interest, yadda yadda. A takes in non-taxable income as loan, does conversion, worries about any taxable events then, and then defaults on loan to B. B then "eats shit" and writes off the loan to A on taxes.

In all, you have Entity A which gets a tax writeoff (which will likely counter any taxes accrued from conversion), the currency converted to whatever you really want, Entity B which gets a tax writeoff (again, counters any taxes accrued), and the money is now clean, on the record, free and clear. Keep completely solid records, have shit notarized, signed by legal faggots, whatever. Tax man comes, you have A and B show pieces of paper that says this was all above board, and they can go fuck off. Even better: if each entity is an LLC and properly isolated from you, taxman comes and decides to flex nuts, each company then dissolves.

Quite literally rinse and repeat as you'd like.

[Anonymous No.51316128]

>>51315441
USDC is backed by solid assets and if Bitcoin tanks for a while it will go back up eventually, both are good but USDC is better if you don't mind the inflation and Bit is better if you want to lose less due to kikes running the money printer 24/7

[Anonymous No.51316138]

>>51315985
Canuck Cock Cuck

[Anonymous No.51316154]

fresh bread >>51316143

[Anonymous No.51316155]

>>51316047
I've been there for the invention of interlinking and Kislev conspiracies (I thought it was Warhammer reference kek). Good old days

[Anonymous No.51316161]

>>51315715
>>51315854
Jajaja Man, Crispy Nigger, and St. Kret are a must

[Anonymous No.51316188]

>>51315715
Honestly it was good the way it was. Why add fudders to the list? They're supposed to be priced out with all the normies.

[Anonymous No.51316200]

>>51316125
Impressive, very nice.

[Anonymous No.51316218]

>>51315992
is UST right here the terra dollar? I got like 1k of them on cuckbase
send here then send to terra station?

[Anonymous No.51316222]

>>51316161
Will make a new one (baboona edition?) when there's more of a consensus like with the first one (took a few days for anons to cook that).

[Anonymous No.51316258]

>>51316188
Checked
Must admit I'm a little hesitant too. Just got triggered by the low ql png being posted as a template, kek.

[Anonymous No.51316291]

>>51316116
Kucoin is better and has more options

[Anonymous No.51316297]

>>51315835
that's the one, thank you anon

[Anonymous No.51316298]

>>51315915
>>51316125
I get the mechanics of it but it all feels so jewish to me and is repulsive on a moral level. Just moving to another country, faking your own death, or laundering it through a drug cartel seems so much honest and straight forward.

[Anonymous No.51316321]

>>51316188
>Why add fudders to the list? They're supposed to be priced out with all the normies.
Rajeesh was in there from the start. and fudders have almost no LUNC, so it makes sense to put them at the beginning of the list.

>>51315715
alright, I wrote an update list for the low tiers... keep in mind people will be buying these mini-stacks once we get FOMO and LUNC takes off, and we'll probably need to add even more with time as the price keeps climbing.

here it is:

* 250 - St. Kret
* 500 - JAJAJA Man
* 750 - Leafland Twink
* 1,000 - Crispy Nigger
* 2,500 - King of Shorts
* 5,000 - 2una Tranny
* 7,500 - Kislev Fudder
* 10,000 - USTCuck Alex
* 25,000 - LUNC Occultist
* 50,000 - CZ's Lovechild
* 75,000 - Ben Garrison
* 100,000 - Do Kwon's Baby
* 250,000 - Grug the Investor
* 500,000 - Morphine Cat

[Anonymous No.51316333]

>>51316291
Can't kyc so daily withdrawal is only 1btc

[Anonymous No.51316358]

>>51316218
yes that's the terra dollar

[Anonymous No.51316496]

>>51315999
Yes according to the dog2flow model, although it can't predict the next cycle after that

[Anonymous No.51316619]

>>51316321
>This is your brain on /pol/
Bet you have a <5M stack too

[Anonymous No.51316690]

>>51316619
if you don't have at least 5m you aren't gonna make it lets be real

[Anonymous No.51316722]

>>51314162
Gemini you can cash out $250,000 a day.

[Anonymous No.51316851]

>>51316690
Omly have 3m... fml

[Anonymous No.51316870]

>>51316128
Good to know. Thanks for the info

[Anonymous No.51317104]

>>51315703
u better look into extradition treaties anon

[Anonymous No.51317128]

I have Wrapped Luna Classic on goybase
I shouldsend to my ether wallet, then use https://www.portalbridge.com/#/transfer move from
Ethereum -> Terra Classic
LunChad please confirm!

[Anonymous No.51317139]

>>51315384
I heard WLUNA was now branded LUNA-S? The 'S' is for Shuttle, rather than Wormhole.

[Anonymous No.51317173]

>>51315384
>>51315423
>WLUNC
this shit right?

[Anonymous No.51317231]

>>51317104
>u better look into extradition treaties anon
not that anon but the goal isn't to find a country with no extradition treaty but to be more trouble than it's worth.
If you renounce you citizenship that's already a big hurdle since the IRS will have no right to your bank records, on top of that if you only withdraw around 50K USD a year (that's like 200K in terms of living standards in a lot of other countries) thats not gonna be enough to set off alarm bells for the local gov and too little to be worth the IRS fighting with a foreign government to get access to your transaction history with another nations bank.
Just don't a nigger and blow it all at once and you can live the rest of your life in relative comfort without ever having to wage cuck again.

[Anonymous No.51317242]

>>51317173
WLUNA and WLUNC are the same thing; ERC-20 version of LUNA/LUNC.

[Anonymous No.51317251]

>>51317128
yes. see pic related. >>51314160

[Anonymous No.51317574]

>>51316321
Rank lists are actually super important to get right. It goes a long way towards resetting price in the minds of fomoing redditors and helps them think they still have a chance even a month from now when they are late as hell

[Anonymous No.51317784]

Great thanks for the info!
Americans trying to cash out lunc

Crypto dot com let’s you kyc there when you setup an account.

When you connect your bank account you will be able to do withdrawals up to 500k a day.

[Anonymous No.51317830]

>>51317574
That's actually a really good point. Feel free to comment on >>51317222

[Anonymous No.51318099]

>>51317574
kek

[Anonymous No.51318254]

>>51317251
thanks bro. I'll move a redditor's life savings over there.

[Anonymous No.51318757]

i sold 2 mil to slurp and its not crashing bros whats going on

[Anonymous No.51319011]

>>51318757
>i sold 2 mil to slurp and its not crashing bros whats going on
dumbass