/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.51311141]

How much dick would you have to suck to become a millionaire?

[Anonymous No.51311164]

>>51311141
You just have to suck the right on

[Anonymous No.51311212]

>>51311164
You wouldn't be the millionaire though, you'd just be their spouse.
Only thing dick suckers get rich doing is media/performing. People who love pussy but never get it are the true zenith of human potential and always will be as long as we remain primates.

[Anonymous No.51311244]

>>51311212
you have to suck one good enough to give your sugar daddy a heart attack

[Anonymous No.51311252]

>>51311141
Most anons left still here are 2017 oldfags who are already multimillionaires

[Anonymous No.51311299]

>>51311244
He gave all his money to his dog in the will.

[Anonymous No.51311315]

>>51311299
dogs have dicks too

[Anonymous No.51311322]

>>51311141
you only have to suck 10 dicks everyday for ~3 year for 100$ each and you will be a millionaire. Averaging the time of 15minutes per dick sucking will barely mount up to about 2h everyday

[Anonymous No.51311326]

>>51311141
I don’t suck dicks and I would never pay anyone that much to suck mine. Good luck out there cocksucker.

[Anonymous No.51311335]

>>51311141
50000 dicks, not taxed.

[Anonymous No.51311336]

>>51311141
0

[Anonymous No.51311372]

>>51311322
you forgot that sucking dick is a taxable event and needs to be reported on your return each year

[Anonymous No.51311546]

>>51311372
>faggot-to-faggot is a taxable event

[Anonymous No.51311574]

>>51311372
not if you provide your services to the local IRS workforce you don't

[Anonymous No.51311592]

>>51311141
200,000 based on the numbers your mom provided

[Anonymous No.51311596]

>>51311372
use fiat, dummy.

[Anonymous No.51311741]

>>51311141
You wouldn't be a millionaire, will escalate into more and more risky behaviour until you get aids or get robbed.
Men are really bad whores, you should channel your risk tolerance into money making ventures. Ironically you will better at gambling your parent's inheritance than being rich through "sex appeal". Whoring is the woman's domain.
>>inb4 some tranners made it throught twitter or onlyfans.

[Anonymous No.51311811]

>>51311141
none?

[Anonymous No.51312146]

Ummm why we're having homosexual faggot discussion on Baghdad bazar biz forum

[Anonymous No.51312169]

>>51311252
>Most anons left still here are 2017 oldfags who are already multimillionaires
>2017 oldfag
>only a millionaire, not multi
I failed, didn't I bros...

[Anonymous No.51312326]

>>51312169
why are you sad?
There is always the next cycle. there are new idiots being born everyday. Greed and envy will never go away. A new crop of idiots will have money to gamble away next time.
I like bear markets, because I am not in a hurry to "MAKE IT".
This is my perfomance . It is shit, But I don't regret anything really.
2017 1k -> 8k
2021 19k -> 135k
202? ???k -> ?M
granted I only made money on btc and eth. I only really stopped losing money on trades when I fixed my mental and stop comparing myself to other people. I literally lost 100k last year, because I tried to ego trade last year on shitcoins. I had a lot of baggage from hs and life in genreal, was emotionally immature like many of the anons here, accepting the past looking hopeful towards the future.

[Anonymous No.51312361]

Currently sucking on 4 dog cocks on a daily basis (shib doge vinu and floki) so I'll tell you if it was worth it in the end or if I just wasted my time and dignity later on.

[Anonymous No.51312370]

>>51312361
Oh my~
Hello there officer~

[Anonymous No.51312378]

>>51312169
oh no.. he only has one million dollars :( whatever can you do with that!? haha not much i bet!!!!

[Anonymous No.51312383]

0. Self respect is priceless

Only women find it natural to trade dignity for riches

[Anonymous No.51312394]

>>51312361
Kinda based if your entire crypto folio is literal meme coins. That takes a bitt of balls.

[Anonymous No.51312748]

>>51312378
Stop making fun of me
>>51312326
You're right