You need to get back to work.

[Anonymous No.51304286]

You see that stock market computer line?
Well it's going down.
I need you to work really, really hard and eat your lunch at your desk so the computer line will go up.
Don't complain. Work hard and we will have toys for you to buy. If you work hard enough we might even give you a gold watch.

[Anonymous No.51304308]

>>51304286
already hacked it what now

[Anonymous No.51304325]

>>51304308
Where do you work? What do you do for me? Uh, I mean, for a living?

[Anonymous No.51304368]

>>51304325
I funnel government benefits to a 3 quintillion dollar market in options & futures contracts every week.

[Anonymous No.51304384]

>>51304325
I pay nothing for housing, food, water, bills. I pursue wealth to my deathbed.

[Anonymous No.51304531]

>>51304286

[Anonymous No.51304559]

>>51304384
That's the wrong track, fren.
You need to go work for a publicly traded company and pour your heart into it.
I don't care what job you get hired for, just work, work, work.
Go above and beyond everything they ask of you, eat lunch quickly and at the office.
Poop at home before you go to work so you can maximize your productivity.