/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51299345]

No links! Pull yourself up by your bootstraps and google it instead of asking for handouts, anon.

Previous >>51296656

[Anonymous No.51299366]

Oh lawd....dem rings.....dem white devil rings...

[Anonymous No.51299376]

>>51299366
From what I gather from teevee, more people like the game of thrones show than the lord of the rings.

[Anonymous No.51299379]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://nhentai.net/search/?q=tomboy
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for SIGA holders
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com


Previous thread: >>51296656

[Anonymous No.51299412]

>>51299366
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[Anonymous No.51299417]

>>51299412
I

[Anonymous No.51299422]

>>51299417
G

[Anonymous No.51299427]

>>51299422
G

[Anonymous No.51299428]

When is the bottom? I am all cash and trying to make my monthly prostitute money.

[Anonymous No.51299448]

>>51299428
Pick your favorite ticker and DCA in by selling cash secured puts.

[Anonymous No.51299473]

A hard September and no Santa Claus rally this year either.

[Anonymous No.51299510]

will the margin call in europe lead to the black swan event?

[Anonymous No.51299514]

I like that we memed zoomers into hating boomers, hilarious. Feel hatred was always there but no one was able to spell it out that way.

[Anonymous No.51299531]

today is my birthday
sorry for the red market

[Anonymous No.51299532]

>>51299514
generations always hate each other, "there is no country for old men"

[Anonymous No.51299546]

>>51299514
>we memed
Once zoomers are old enough to know about the boomer, you'd have to be retarded not to.

[Anonymous No.51299556]

URANIUM Kings.... Germany is leaving 2 plants open in reserve cause their electricity prices are bonkers

They will kneel

[Anonymous No.51299559]

Lol at the purge but my rangsposting stayed.

[Anonymous No.51299563]

>>51299345
I'm just so tired, waiting and waiting for the slightest good news but it never comes

[Anonymous No.51299569]

>>51299531
Happy Birthday mother fucker have one (1) Share of SOXL on me

[Anonymous No.51299574]

>>51299569
thank you anon i'll add it to my stack of 1,005 SOXL

[Anonymous No.51299584]

What's your buy in price fren?

[Anonymous No.51299586]

so happy my favorite tickers aren't posted here that means they're good

[Anonymous No.51299594]

>>51299559
It spelt gin anyway

[Anonymous No.51299596]

>>51299345
$1.5 trillion in margin calls, Europe is so fucked man

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1567223404268232704

[Anonymous No.51299597]

>Quantitative Easing
>Low interest rates
>Bull market
Buy every dip and make money

>Quantitative tightening
>High interest rates
>Bear market
Short every rally

Wow it's really THAT easy?

[Anonymous No.51299608]

>>51299584
Piggy backing off this, what's your buy-in price for SIGA?

[Anonymous No.51299609]

>>51299596
What does this actually mean though? Why are energy companies in a position where they are being margin called? I dont get it.

[Anonymous No.51299616]

>it's another bearish pattern episode

[Anonymous No.51299635]

>>51299609
It means the beginning of the Great Depression 2.0

[Anonymous No.51299636]

>>51299563
Just capitulate so we can get this bottom over with.

[Anonymous No.51299644]

>>51299636
No. I'm never selling, and I'm buying more every paycheck

[Anonymous No.51299654]

>>51299644
No anon, you need to start being retarded.

[Anonymous No.51299660]

>>51299448
I've been to that McDonalds

[Anonymous No.51299667]

Remember that one time half of smg admitted they would suck a cock to completion for a million bucks?

[Anonymous No.51299672]

>>51299609
Energy companies are retarded. When energy prices are low, they short oil just in case it goes lower. To be "safe".
Then when energy prices are high, they don't make extra profits because they're stuck shorting it, and they end up bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.51299678]

>>51299596
Good.

[Anonymous No.51299681]

PRTY continues to carry me even when the market has been drilling these last few weeks

what a wonderful company

[Anonymous No.51299688]

>>51299667
That's a lot of money for a few mins (however discussing and degrading) of work

[Anonymous No.51299694]

>>51299609
Because utilities buy fuel and sell electricity. Fuel is so expensive and volatile, the creditors don't think they will be able to recoup the cost through electricity sales

[Anonymous No.51299698]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51299700]

>>51299667
Nigga I'd do that for 10k

[Anonymous No.51299703]

>>51299667
The other half lied

[Anonymous No.51299706]

>>51299608
>SIGA
This knife has been falling at terminal velocity.

[Anonymous No.51299708]

I am buying 300 shares of ARKK tomorrow ama.

[Anonymous No.51299716]

>>51299345
I am a neet on the way to homeless and I AM NOT going to get a job EVER in my life. Never. Not doing it. Can't make me. I will endure any hardship in order to not have a job.

[Anonymous No.51299720]

>>51299700
>We've already established what you are, now we're just haggling over the price

[Anonymous No.51299725]

>>51299667
No man I believe that was your fantasy or something bro and I would know Im on the /smg/ board of directors.

[Anonymous No.51299732]

>>51299725
thats exactly what someone who would suck a cock to completion would say.

[Anonymous No.51299734]

>>51299716
Literally me. I finished my degree(s), declined job offers and decided to try and trade for a living. It's going okay so far but I might have to get a part time job.

[Anonymous No.51299740]

>>51299672
That's not who the tweet is refering to.

[Anonymous No.51299742]

>>51299667
>100,000 hours of embarrassment vs 10 minutes

[Anonymous No.51299748]

>>51299742
>>51299725
>>51299703
>>51299700
>>51299694
>>51299688
buncha poorfaggots in here

[Anonymous No.51299756]

>>51299748
not true bro I have $700 in my checking account

u = btfo

[Anonymous No.51299757]

>>51299734
I got a degree, applied to a lot of jobs in my field, couldn't get a job despite interviewing a few times, and have been landscaping ever since. Now I'm trying to build up like 4 or 5 clients I'd work for by myself every week or two and get paid in cash and trade.

[Anonymous No.51299777]

>>51299716
If I didn't have a wife and kids I'd literally do this with a smile on my face

[Anonymous No.51299789]

>>51299569
>So this is how the world works.

[Anonymous No.51299798]

>>51299531
my bday is in two days, have a good one anon

[Anonymous No.51299799]

>>51299667
I'd do it for free

[Anonymous No.51299814]

>>51299667
I'll pay $10k for the privilege.

[Anonymous No.51299821]

>longing the main thing that's going to get totally slaughtered the moment there's another lockdown
Why do oil "barons" do this to themselves?

[Anonymous No.51299824]

if i needed to make like 1000$ a week trading, how could i do that?

[Anonymous No.51299832]

>>51299824
SPY weeklies and pray.

[Anonymous No.51299833]

>>51299824
>unzips pants

[Anonymous No.51299845]

>>51299824
Close enough to pocket 500 dollars a week.

[Anonymous No.51299847]

>>51299748
>If I was rich I'd buy a hundred pairs of jordans
>I'd turn down easy money, I don't need it, I'm rich!
>Saving? That's for poorfags
>Gonna finance my car and my couch because I'm rich
Typical poorfag mindset, doesn't understand how wealth is made and preserved

[Anonymous No.51299855]

>>51299824
if you can develop a system, manage risk, and have a decent amount of capital, futures.

[Anonymous No.51299860]

>>51299847
sounds like you wouldnt stop at one cock, you'd take as many as you could. Whats stopping you then faggot?

[Anonymous No.51299861]

>>51299667
I'm not gay...
but a millie is a millie

[Anonymous No.51299877]

if you are a disgusting homo I am demanding you stay away from my posts!

[Anonymous No.51299885]

>>51299824
Depends how much capital you have. If you have 10k, just make 10% in a week doing a few day or swing trades.

[Anonymous No.51299890]

>>51299861
>>51299847
>>51299814
>>51299799
>>51299756
>>51299742
>>51299725
>>51299700
>>51299703
>>51299688
>>51299694
go make an onlyfans and then get your bag then faggots. What's stopping you? All you have to do is commit. I bet theres a huge market for virgin cocksucker porn.

[Anonymous No.51299891]

Weekly reminder that real dollars are made of metal. PSG

[Anonymous No.51299892]

>>51299860
No customers at that price point

[Anonymous No.51299915]

>>51299891
Real dollars are made of computer bits

[Anonymous No.51299917]

>>51299824
If you sell premium, you should get this rate of return of $1,000 a week with $100,000 by selling 45 days out 15-30 delta call / put spreads, and managing them 21 dte or at 50% profit, no more than 5% in any position

[Anonymous No.51299920]

>>51299890
Your price discovery skills are abysmal

[Anonymous No.51299930]

>>51299920
sorry you'll have to take the dick out of your mouth otherwise I can't understand you.

[Anonymous No.51299932]

>>51299891
I like your style

[Anonymous No.51299933]

>>51299890
If I made an onlyfans of me fishing, would you watch it?

[Anonymous No.51299938]

>>51299915
Those are just rubble.

[Anonymous No.51299947]

>>51299799
Checked

[Anonymous No.51299963]

>BLUE = 25$ by january
if you position yourself right you can make a million dollars without having to put your mouth near a penis.

[Anonymous No.51299969]

>>51299947
Based.

[Anonymous No.51299984]

>>51299799

[Anonymous No.51299987]

>>51299963
Okay, I will invest my next paycheck in BLUE.
I make all my decisions through numerical ouija and the advice of anonymous posts.

[Anonymous No.51300018]

>>51299963
>>51299667
LOL Never gonna happen..

[Anonymous No.51300034]

>>51299885
>Depends how much capital you have. If you have 10k, just make 10% in a week doing a few day or swing trades.
I've got 20k. Are you talking about equity options spreads

[Anonymous No.51300036]

>>51300018
shut up nigger, don't speak to a white man without his permission.

[Anonymous No.51300037]

>>51299917
What tickers are you selling spreads on?

[Anonymous No.51300082]

>>51300034
>I've got 20k
Then you need to make 5%, in what ever way you can, per week. You could buy options, swing trade a pump or dump, etc.

[Anonymous No.51300087]

>>51300036
lmfao

[Anonymous No.51300089]

>>51299877
*forcefully sucks ur post*

[Anonymous No.51300115]

like I said 4chan always amazes me. more faggots in smg than you can shake a faggot at.

[Anonymous No.51300129]

>>51300082
easier said than done. you would have to also have all 20k at work at the same time - during a bear market / recession. thats tough because a big allocation to cash is a core position in this environment imo

[Anonymous No.51300156]

>>51300129
>easier said than done
I know, but putting it simply that's what he needs to do. Plus you could make 10% on 10k twice, etc. You could break it down a bunch of ways.
As long as you set strict stop losses and don't get greedy it wouldn't be too bad.

[Anonymous No.51300168]

>>51299660
Can you remind me of where that is again? I know it's a famous photograph by a famous photographer for some art expo or something.

[Anonymous No.51300185]

>>51300168
It looks like pretty much any highway exit in Texas.

[Anonymous No.51300215]

>>51300168
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breezewood,_Pennsylvania#Tourist_services_and_amenities

[Anonymous No.51300224]

>>51300168
Breezeway PA
>some art expo
it's this pic, I think it's from some nobody
Wait
>Edward Burtynsky, courtesy Nicholas Metivier Gallery, Toronto
Well I'll be damned, it's indeed an object du art

[Anonymous No.51300228]

>futes

[Anonymous No.51300240]

>>51300224
>>51300215
god bless america. and therefore the world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uPoDNEn3I0

[Anonymous No.51300241]

Need some AI generated cryptopit art for 10000

[Anonymous No.51300251]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.51300253]

>female broker called me to complain about the dropping zestimate
>female broker is threatening divorce papers and claiming a large chunk of my portfolio

bros if I opened shorts on SOXL I could've saved the zestimate why does this have to happen to us SOXL holders?

[Anonymous No.51300255]

>>51300228
So what's the reason everything dumped this time?

[Anonymous No.51300258]

>>51299963
im listening redpill me u schizo

[Anonymous No.51300260]

>>51299932
Thank you anon glad you life the art.

>>51299559
I don't believe you.

[Anonymous No.51300262]

Excellent

[Anonymous No.51300277]

Can someone explain to me what binomial trees are in very simple terms. Seeing they are used to price some options under BSM model

[Anonymous No.51300278]

>>51300258
If you were listening you'd open a position. All you need to know is that I am autistic and have a networth of 400 paper plates and some crack rocks in my (girlfriends) honda civic.

[Anonymous No.51300299]

>>51300251
Oil went down with futures, idk why, and DXY is soaring

[Anonymous No.51300302]

STOP BUYING DOLLARS DONT YOU KNOW ITS WORTHLESS FUCKING PAPER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.51300306]

Last week (or was it 2 weeks?. I forgot) I had some spare green left in my account. So I set a buy limit order for INTC more or less as a shat and giggle play. Imagine my surprise when it triggered today.. The alert on my phone jolted me from my morning doze at my desk. (What?. So I was bored and there was nothing to do at work so I spaced out a bit ok..)

[Anonymous No.51300319]

>>51299376
>From what I gather from teevee, more people like the game of thrones show than the lord of the rings.
Imagine how hard Jeff Bezos has to be seething right now. The Rings show was supposed to be a prestige project that catapulted Amazon to HBO-tier, but he's getting cucked so hard.

[Anonymous No.51300325]

>>51300306
Yes my value plays of baba and intc make me a happy boomer

[Anonymous No.51300349]

>>51300299

[Anonymous No.51300350]

>>51300224
It's BREEZEWOOD you fucking asshole!
HAVE SOME FUCKING RESPECT

t. former Pennsylvanian

[Anonymous No.51300399]

>>51300302
Being an americhad is so fucking comfy ngl. I will make sure to travel to Europe and fuck many European whores this winter for literal pennies on the dollar while Hans the incel is literally freezing to death in his europoorian cuckshed.

[Anonymous No.51300403]

>>51300319
what a bald castrated faggot. his 'empire' is dying. I dont get all the elon hate here when youve got this complete scrotum even existing.

[Anonymous No.51300408]

>>51300350
>former

[Anonymous No.51300412]

>>51300185
>>51300215
>>51300224
Thanks for your help lads.

[Anonymous No.51300430]

Does DXY ever stop?

[Anonymous No.51300443]

>>51300319
The reason people care less about the forced diversity in game of thrones than lord of the rings is because LoTR is so well established and had so much more of a dedicated fan base. No one really cares about game of thrones like they do about LoTR

[Anonymous No.51300471]

>>51300443
its also because Game of Thrones was such an utter failure no one really cares about it. LOTR on the other hand...massive success by Peter Jackson, even if the following Hobbit was hot garbage. Nobody gives a shit about incestual dragonkangz.

[Anonymous No.51300474]

>>51299963
I've already lost 10 whole dollars because of you. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51300487]

>>51300471
>Game of Thrones was such an utter failure
It had it's moments culturally but pretty much everyone hated the ending lol.

[Anonymous No.51300506]

>>51300487
The ending is all that mattered. Nobody wants to watch it again from the beginning because the ending was such utter shit. It really is amazing how they managed such an utter failure after a smashing success.

[Anonymous No.51300510]

>>51299698
the almighty snipper, praise him

[Anonymous No.51300514]

>>51300319
He don't give a fuck. Hell he quit caring the moment he gave up the CEO job. When you've got that amount of money honestly you don't give a fuck about much. The only thing that bothers you is if the orgy party with the cheerleaders happens on time, that and they all sign the paperwork absolving you of any legal blowback and the supply of condoms is large enough.. (What? Hey money can make a lot of things happen you know..)

[Anonymous No.51300524]

>>51300471
>its also because Game of Thrones was such an utter failure no one really cares about it.
Tell me you're a shut-in, autistic incel without telling me you're a shut-in, autistic incel. Despite its horrid last season, Game of Thrones was one of the biggest cultural phenomenons of the 2010s and is more culturally relevant to the general public (ie non autistic incels) than LOTR.

[Anonymous No.51300527]

>>51300430
Only one man's ever killed it.

[Anonymous No.51300531]

>>51300350
>have some respect
>former
guess you don't have any either

[Anonymous No.51300549]

>>51300524
LMFAO
>more culturally relevant than LOTR
LOL
literally nobody gives a shit about GOT you fucking darkie. What the fuck lmfao.

[Anonymous No.51300560]

>>51299667
honestly... depends whose cock

[Anonymous No.51300581]

>>51300527
Back with my wife in Tennessee
When one day she called to me
"Virgil, quick, come see,
There goes Robert E. Lee!"

Now, I don't mind chopping wood
And I don't care if the money's no good
You take what you need
And you leave the rest
But they should never
Have taken the very best

The night they drove old Dixie down
And the bells were ringing
The night they drove old Dixie down
And all the people were singing
They went, "Na, na, la, na, na, la"

[Anonymous No.51300597]

>>51300524
>GoT is bigger culturally than LoTR
That's just nonsensical. Shut up zoomer go to bed.
And stay off my lawn.

[Anonymous No.51300598]

>>51300510
Crab is king

[Anonymous No.51300617]

>>51300514
Wrong, it was a pet project of his. When you're at that level, in addition to the orgies with models and cheerleaders, you need pet/prestige projects to measure yourself against other god-tier billionaires. This TV show was one of those things.

>The mandate from Jeff Bezos is clear: Bring me “Game of Thrones.”
>That’s the word that has the creative community buzzing this week about a major strategy shift underway for Amazon Studios’ original series efforts.
>The CEO of the e-commerce giant is said to have tasked Amazon Studios chief Roy Price with honing the focus on high-end drama series with global appeal. Amazon’s decision this week to scrap plans for a second season of period drama “Z: The Beginning of Everything” reflects the new marching orders.

https://variety.com/2017/tv/news/amazon-studios-jeff-bezos-roy-price-zelda-1202552532/

[Anonymous No.51300622]

>>51300560
Let's start with this one.

[Anonymous No.51300658]

>futures already down .5%
Seriously, wtf happened now?

[Anonymous No.51300674]

Biden
>maga embrace political violence
>forgets 2 years of political violence promoted by the left
god I hate this fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.51300678]

>>51300524
My god anon
Look at this webm you posted
Look at your reddit meme
Look at your detailed (and objectively false) opinion on some fucking TV show
Take a long hard look at your life, holy shit

[Anonymous No.51300694]

>>51300658
Just hit Bloomberg: *Traders liquidated as positions plunge on news of trader liquidations

[Anonymous No.51300704]

>>51299824
get a job?

[Anonymous No.51300726]

>>51300694
Imagine having your multi-billion dollar fund liquidated and the market just says "meh, -.5%"
and it's probably unrelated to you anyway

[Anonymous No.51300737]

>>51300443
LOTR is a part of white culture. Tolkien was a devout Roman Catholic and Englishman. His morality showed through his writing. Rehashing Frodo and Sam, changing Galadriel, and adding homosexuality to Elvish society were all things that would make Tolkien roll in his grave. His work basically got Madarame’d here

That being said — terrible for Amazon stock

[Anonymous No.51300752]

>>51300678
>Take a long hard look at your life, holy shit
I suspect I'm dying of lymphoma or multiple myeloma. This is how I cope.

[Anonymous No.51300760]

>>51300737
>homosexuality to Elvish society
wait what really? I know about the black elf and dwarf and whatever that old black guy is supposed to be.

[Anonymous No.51300782]

hey. mumu. wasn't today supposed to be a green day? futes sure looked good yesterday didn't they?
you know you can always sell right??

[Anonymous No.51300784]

>>51300760
as much as I want to rag on the series. I didnt catch any elf homosexuality. I think h'es talking about elronds freindship with the dwarf but I didnt catch any gay vibes besides someone being butthurt that a supposed good friend missed important life events.

[Anonymous No.51300801]

>>51299712
/smg/, why haven't you made your millions in the past 2 years?

[Anonymous No.51300804]

>>51300704
Bullish for LINK

[Anonymous No.51300828]

>>51300760
It’s not overt

[Anonymous No.51300840]

>>51300782
That means tomorrow we pooomp after 30 mins of red in the morning

[Anonymous No.51300850]

>>51300784
>>51300828
Anyway it was nonsensical to try this with LoTR, should've tried some bullshit no one cared about
>Amazon insiders say its $1 billion 'Lord of the Rings' series will determine the company's streaming future: 'If we can't make it successful, why is Amazon Studios even here?'
https://www.businessinsider.com/amazon-lord-rings-power-billion-dollar-prequel-streaming-hollywood-2022-8

[Anonymous No.51300866]

man this whole year fucking blows

[Anonymous No.51300869]

>https://mises.org/wire/inflation-state-sponsored-terrorism
Scary read if you have a few minutes. Few realize what's coming.

[Anonymous No.51300894]

Did Zelenskyy really ring the bell to open the market this morning?

[Anonymous No.51300917]

>>51300894
Do you have an issue with a Jew ringing the opening bell, chud?

[Anonymous No.51300920]

why the fuck is oil plummeting right now on no news?

[Anonymous No.51300925]

>>51300850
The don’t need to make money on it, just need to demoralize those who hold these things dear.

Well that’s the /pol/ take here.

To keep this stock specific, I advise that nobody buy anything til we see wtf happens to the 10 year here

[Anonymous No.51300933]

>the futas

[Anonymous No.51300937]

My coworkers were talking about lotr. They liked it. I work with a tranny a dyke and a cuck.

[Anonymous No.51300939]

it's all over tomorrow, abandon your longs

[Anonymous No.51300953]

>>51300933
Blood red futures should mean emerald green tomorrow, but it’s September and futures just decimated the 390 support so yeah that’s probably not good

[Anonymous No.51300954]

>>51300920
is this a new low?

[Anonymous No.51300961]

>>51300937
man im so surprised.

[Anonymous No.51300967]

>>51299345
IF YOU HAVENT BOUGHT SQQQ LIKE I TOLD YOU EVERY DAY FOR THE PAST 6 MONTHS ON /POL/ YOU DESERVE YOUR LOSSES

[Anonymous No.51300968]

>>51300920
oh you didn't hear? Chinese Large City #82,630 just locked down. Twenty gorillion people will not be driving their cars to work today. so much for an oil bullrun huh chud?

[Anonymous No.51300973]

I have 1200 shares of SOXL at an average price of 11.32 AMA

[Anonymous No.51300986]

>>51300920
Is the dollar milkshake killing some Asian currency or something?

[Anonymous No.51300993]

>>51300973
Do you have any kids and if no, why are you a genetic dead end?

Where’s the bottom in Owlet stock?

[Anonymous No.51301024]

>>51300920
European/American market manipulation.

[Anonymous No.51301040]

>>51299734
>Literally me
>Might have to get a job

Faggot. You are not me. I have no money and I WILL STARVE TO DEATH SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY BEING PISSED ON BY TEENAGERS LIKE THE HOMELESS FUCK I AM BEFORE I EVER GET A JOB

[Anonymous No.51301045]

>>51301024
Someone get the arabs on the phone.

[Anonymous No.51301053]

>>51301040
why the fuck are dumb neets like you even in a stock market thread

[Anonymous No.51301056]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RUN FOR THE HILLS THE SEMITES ARE COMING AAAA

[Anonymous No.51301058]

>>51301040
okay i guess i'm not that hardcore sorry

[Anonymous No.51301062]

I’ve discovered how awesome SPX options are the last few trading sessions. It can’t always be this easy?

[Anonymous No.51301063]

>>51300954
It's the lowest since late January.

[Anonymous No.51301066]

whelp, I guess the market is over. Oh well.

[Anonymous No.51301067]

>>51301040
amazing. If only I had this much energy to fail.

[Anonymous No.51301068]

>>51301045
Already did they are reducing output if the Americans and Europeans wish to imply there is a "Surplus" like they did in Summer
>real data showed summer had the highest demand of a summer in last ten years

[Anonymous No.51301069]

We will see DOW 28k

[Anonymous No.51301072]

>>51301062
first one's free

[Anonymous No.51301075]

>>51300967
What did anon mean by this

[Anonymous No.51301081]

>>51301056
my bond shorts getting juicy.

[Anonymous No.51301087]

>>51300920
DXY
Demand destruction

This was inevitable. It's not like it'll sustainably move below $80, but there's really not much upside right now.

[Anonymous No.51301090]

>>51300920
It's because closed out my KOLD and DRIP calls on Friday, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.51301091]

btc will crash below 3k by the end of September, and so will the S&P

[Anonymous No.51301093]

>>51301066
What an oddly cropped image. I'm sure the rest of it is quiet wholesome if the top half is anything to go by.

[Anonymous No.51301096]

>>51300920
I'm here for one reason and one reason alone. I'm here to guess what the music might do a week, a month, a year from now. That's it. Nothing more. And standing here tonight, I'm afraid that I don't hear - a - thing. Just... silence.

[Anonymous No.51301100]

>>51301062
What options do you normally trade?

[Anonymous No.51301106]

>>51301096
>and some fucking autist screeching "NIGGER" at the top of his lungs

[Anonymous No.51301110]

>>51301066
This option that I bought in early july went from being -90% down to being back itm
im ready for the fall

[Anonymous No.51301113]

>>51301096
i got u famalambajamadamnmanacambamshazam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftzlZlRhGJk

[Anonymous No.51301116]

>>51301053
I enjoy studying patterns and cognitive biases
>>51301067
All of nothing for me. Let it be known that mediocrity is a much larger section than you would ever dare to admit. Either I am homeless in the gutter, or I am worshipped like a god. No in between. I am fine with either.

[Anonymous No.51301120]

>>51301087
>there's really not much upside right now
Except for the supply shortage, demand isn't actually being destroyed, no iran deal, no venezuela deal, opec production cuts, SPR almost done, EU price caps, EU ban coming into effect, and a few other things I probably haven't mentioned.

[Anonymous No.51301124]

>>51301091
Bobo please, just give me 8 more last exit pumps please. I've learned my lesson for real this time

[Anonymous No.51301133]

>>51301120
Demand doesn't need to be destroyed until SPR releases end.

[Anonymous No.51301139]

N

[Anonymous No.51301145]

>tfw money didn't clear in time to buy SQQQ calls

are we gonna hit 50 bros, do I still have time

[Anonymous No.51301149]

>>51301110
Thats rad. Too bad that guy who had, I think, volatility options for august missed the boat.

[Anonymous No.51301153]

>>51301139

[Anonymous No.51301154]

>SQQQ
>SOXS
>UVXY calls
>QQQ puts
when do I cash out?

[Anonymous No.51301155]

The GBP is doing it again… right on cue.

[Anonymous No.51301169]

>>51301139
The post that saved /biz/ and possibly the world.

[Anonymous No.51301173]

>>51301149
Volatility is a bitch. You have to use spreads because of the effect of IV and even spreads don't always correlate well with price movements until you get closer to expiry sometimes (but especially with VIX products)

[Anonymous No.51301177]

Any time I see her sweet face, I instantly flash to a romance in Paris, a sweet life with this little girl, marriage, children..I do love her so. A flight from the continetal US to a sleepy french village..

Anyways, the market looks straight fucked tommorow. I will be drawing more then. I love Marina Datillo! Sell covered calls.

[Anonymous No.51301179]

>>51300869
I'm not buying it. They lost me in the introduction. Let me remind you of the Obama administration. Conservatives were throwing a fit about the "Money Printer" and the boogeyman of inflation. Well inflation has arrived, and, it has nothing to do with the money printed prior to COVID.

[Anonymous No.51301182]

>>51301154
When do they expire?

[Anonymous No.51301187]

Oh, and I started selling vapes to teenagers as a side project.

[Anonymous No.51301192]

>>51301145
>>51301145
>>51301145
frens????

[Anonymous No.51301193]

>>51299667
In a heartbeat

[Anonymous No.51301199]

>>51301179
Conservatives are cucks that do anything the uniparty desires they just do it with a disgusted look on their face while their base fellates their ass. I'd still rather have conservatives in charge of government because they don't do anything but grift while democrats exist in perpetual chaos.

[Anonymous No.51301204]

>>51301192
maybe and maybe

[Anonymous No.51301215]

>>51301187
juuls arent cool
but they make
a thottie go drool
if you are on take

[Anonymous No.51301222]

bros... the fed is dumping their bags...
>https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/bst_recenttrends.htm

bullbros said they werent going to do QT bros what the fuck is HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.51301224]

>>51301173
Yea I remember he had like $100k in UVXY calls, right? I don't trade it much, but when I do I use bullish butterfly spreads on it instead of straight calls, so I can't get fucked by vega and theta

[Anonymous No.51301232]

>>51301215
It funds another side project and its fun

[Anonymous No.51301233]

>>51301182
>9/14 $286 QQQ puts
>9/30 $10.5 UVXY calls

[Anonymous No.51301248]

>>51301222
>222
It's true AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51301254]

>>51301222
checked and orchestrating a soft landing obviously

[Anonymous No.51301256]

>>51301224
Yep especially if you buy vix options and hold them naked. Vol crush will destroy you. If you play vol buy and option and sell an option at the same time. It's especially margin effective since it creates a defined limit to maintain your margin compared to if you were to try and sell options naked. (Im sure you know this but also for other anons)

[Anonymous No.51301284]

>>51301222
I remember when some anon was shilling copium that the fed had already begun the pivot because the balance sheet wavering in the red circled area. You know who you are anon. I didn't forget.

[Anonymous No.51301309]

>>51301284
Pivoters busy filling out job applications

[Anonymous No.51301311]

>>51301222
its actually fucking over

[Anonymous No.51301315]

>>51301222
I remember reading that QT takes months to reflect on the balance sheet but all we got from bulls was "dude pivot lmao"

[Anonymous No.51301338]

>>51301222
>Muh pivot
>Muh soft landing
>Muh saying they would qt but not actually do the t part

[Anonymous No.51301348]

>>51301222
It has come to my attention that some of you fellas think that US is declining. I'm going to crash the global economy and then we'll see where the power really lies.

[Anonymous No.51301355]

>>51301222
If the Fed or Treasury doesn’t step in, DXY going to take souls. Foreigners
will have to keep liquidating bonds to come up w dollars causing yields to moon and stocks to die.
>crash before month end please. K thx

[Anonymous No.51301354]

>>51301309
I was shilling the melt up pretty hard earlier this year. It sorts happened. My bad if anyone lost money on that. I was also behind shilling mutant fish.

[Anonymous No.51301357]

blood red tomorrow, just look at bitcoin as a leading indicator

[Anonymous No.51301366]

I have lost 15k from holding TLT for one month.
Ask me anything

[Anonymous No.51301376]

>>51301348
Euro wont even be a reserve currency this time next year. EU is already having to bail out electrical companies and shut down industry.

[Anonymous No.51301397]

>>51301366
Why the hell were you that retarded anon. The 10yr went to 2.75. The fed was implying theyre gonna hike until something breaks. Why be long bonds -- especially when bonds yield curve looked like a bactrican camel?

[Anonymous No.51301399]

>>51301366
This number would be more meaningful as a percent of your total holdings.

[Anonymous No.51301403]

>>51301354
>I was shilling the melt up pretty hard earlier this year.
You were fucking HARBY?!?!

[Anonymous No.51301410]

>>51301366
How much TLT did you buy to begin with?

[Anonymous No.51301411]

>>51301403
Nah.he was big cringe no cap frfr

[Anonymous No.51301423]

Death to Ukraine.

[Anonymous No.51301428]

>>51301376
Euro is going to be fine. Anyone not aligned with US interests is going to have a sovereign debt crisis. Watch the yuan, when they devalued in '94 it led to the Asian financial crisis.

[Anonymous No.51301429]

>>51301399
I'm worth about 550k

>>51301397
because bonds tell the truth hurr durr
bond traders are so SMART

[Anonymous No.51301431]

>>51301106
Sounds like Executive VP material. Promote that man.

[Anonymous No.51301448]

>>51299345
Why are western governments so desperate to make everyone get electric cars, is it their intention to make everyone hate EVs by forcing it down their throats?
And how do I profit from it?

[Anonymous No.51301454]

>>51301429
The yield curve did tell the truth. The truth was it looked fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.51301455]

>>51301429
I see, so you are just attention whoring then

[Anonymous No.51301457]

>>51301410
1500

[Anonymous No.51301461]

Short REITs

[Anonymous No.51301466]

>>51301448
You will own nothing. EV battery changes cost half as much as the car does.

[Anonymous No.51301474]

>>51301455
why yes I am drawing attention to my post on 4chinz
Are you not entertained? I lost money like an idiot. Supposedly you are to buy long bonds before the recession according to macro ANALysts

[Anonymous No.51301490]

A reminder that saturdays movie night will (hopefully) be CSA (2004)

[Anonymous No.51301492]

>>51301474
Of course thats what the algos did. Then people believed fed was going to pivot at J-Ho forgetting that two months earlier jpow was sweating in congress losing sleep and vowing to destroy inflation.

[Anonymous No.51301494]

I live by myself in a 3 br 2 bath with 2 big dogs. I like living by myself but I feel somewhat financial irresponsible here. Keep in mind I have no problem paying my bills. Should I get a room mate? Should I try to groom some (legally aged) girl to become my waifu?

[Anonymous No.51301499]

>>51301366
why does TLT bleed down if bonds become more lucrative as interest rates go up

i know nothing about bonds besides them being boomer instruments for protecting wealth when u cant risk shit anymore

[Anonymous No.51301500]

>>51300939
>it's all over tomorrow, abandon your longs
It's been shit for longs all year

[Anonymous No.51301517]

>>51301179
>Without QE, globalization and cheap energy would've steadily driven deflation
>The dollar menu would still exist
>It might even have expanded

[Anonymous No.51301525]

>>51301222
I FUCKING CALLED IT
"IT'S THE SUPPLY CHAIN" FAGGOTS CAN SUCK MY ARYAN ASSHOLE

HERE COMES THE INTEREST RATE BOYS

[Anonymous No.51301545]

>>51301494
>this whole post
you just know

[Anonymous No.51301553]

>>51301499
Bond price moves inverse to yield
>buy 10k bond 1%
>one year later
>buy 10k bond 3%
The first bond then gets discounted if they and sell it to bring it to parity.
Very simplistic and not really accurate but I think explains it

[Anonymous No.51301556]

>>51301499
The bonds in TLT are fixed at whatever rate they were when they got issued. i.e. cucked QE zero-bound rates.

[Anonymous No.51301560]

>>51299824
selling CC's easily but you need a somewhat sizable warchest already

[Anonymous No.51301569]

>>51301499
>why does TLT bleed down if bonds become more lucrative as interest rates go up
Because you bought the bonds at a lower interest rate, so they are now comparatively less valuable because now bonds are paying a higher interest rate.

Example:
>You buy a bond for $100 that pays a 5% annual coupon.
>Interest rates rise.
>Bonds with similar credit worthiness and maturities are now paying a 10% annual coupon.
>Oh shit.
>Your bond is now comparatively worth less than than the newer bonds paying 10% annual coupon, and if you try to sell you bond on the market you will take a loss relative to what you paid for it.

[Anonymous No.51301571]

>>51301553
If anything we could see some sexy CD rates

[Anonymous No.51301590]

>>51301571
We're at 125% debt to GDP. "Good" CD rates of 5% will be available with CPI north of 7% and real inflation north of 10%.

And that's assuming DC's plan to politely default via inflation over the next few years doesn't fuck up somewhere along the line.

[Anonymous No.51301595]

>>51301525
>that chart
So it looks like Jerome needs to token burn about $4 trillion USD. It's hilarious that almost ALL balance sheet expansion since COVID ended up in fucking bank accounts.

[Anonymous No.51301598]

>>51301494
You can groom them when they are much younger, you're just supposed to wait til she's 18 to legally fuck her unless you marry her then you can fuck her earlier. Check laws in your state. Not legal advice

[Anonymous No.51301603]

>>51301499
Bonds are issued with a fixed coupon rate. If later new bonds are issued with higher coupon rate, no one will want to buy your old crusty bond with shitty payout so to get rid of it you sell it at a discount.

[Anonymous No.51301605]

>>51301590
At least i bonds gonna do well.

[Anonymous No.51301623]

>>51301605
Yes, all $10k/year you can purchase.

[Anonymous No.51301632]

>>51298038
>Just found this company, good value maybe?
>Rocket lab, ticker RKLB.
>Went public last year, share price is now $5.45 from a peak of $18 last year. Current market cap of 2.5billion.
>Their currently flying rocket, the “Electron” first flew commercially in 2018 and is groundbreaking in the fact of having electric pump fed engines. They’re working on and apparently making good ground on making boosters reusable - I don’t know how many other companies other than spaceX are doing this but it looks to make them a viable competitor cost wise once operations scale up.
>The real exciting thing is their new rocket, pic related. They intend to fly it in 2024, from what I can gather googling it’s a reusable rocket with half the payload capacity of a falcon 9 (17,000lbs) which is a good thing really - half the payload is half the fuel required to get to Leo which is half the cost. Good for customers that want just their one satellite taken to orbit.
>If I ape in it won’t be with much money, rockets have a notorious history of delays and a company without gov funding could easily go bankrupt developing one. let me know what you guys think


I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars on a collision course
I am a satellite I'm out of control
I am a sex machine ready to reload like an atom bomb
About to oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, explode

[Anonymous No.51301641]

>>51301545
>osting this after admitting you'd suck a dick >>51299703

[Anonymous No.51301656]

>>51301623
They are your hedge not for total asset allocation. They arent liquid, since if you sell before five years you lose 3 months of interest payments

[Anonymous No.51301663]

>>51301632
I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky like a tiger
Defying the laws of gravity
I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva
I'm gonna go, go, go, there's no stopping me
I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah
200 degrees, that's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I'm travelling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man out of you

[Anonymous No.51301712]

>>51301663
I'm having such a good time
I'm having a ball
(Don't stop me now)
If you wanna have a good time (ooh, alright)
Just give me a call
(Don't stop me now)
'Cause I'm having a good time (hey, hey)
(Don't stop me now)
Yes, I'm havin' a good time
I don't want to stop at all

[Anonymous No.51301714]

/leanhogs/ bros... It's finally OUR turn!

> the ABSOLUTE STATE of the dilapidated, bombed-out shanty town of orange juice niggers

[Anonymous No.51301723]

>>51301714
Wtf oj squuezing

[Anonymous No.51301724]

>>51301595
The problem is normally we just raised rates. QT on this scale is unprecedented

[Anonymous No.51301737]

Maybe down the line TLT is still worth something. Maybe I'm early but if enough shit defaults people will run back to treasuries.

[Anonymous No.51301741]

so anyways aisde from this faggot perving on sucking my dogs off, should I get a roommate?

[Anonymous No.51301755]

>>51301741
no?

[Anonymous No.51301763]

N

[Anonymous No.51301766]

>>51301737
More safer to buy when fed ends the rape hikes. Otherwise understand the yield curve and that the inversion on the long end was a concern.

[Anonymous No.51301773]

Would (You) buy this chart?

[Anonymous No.51301777]

>>51301766
Yeah but can you time that? We might see a day where the 10 year just drops like 50 basis points in an hour

[Anonymous No.51301782]

>>51301773
Its the face down ass up chart

[Anonymous No.51301801]

BUDDY, LOOK AT BITCOIN COMPUTAH

[Anonymous No.51301804]

>>51301773
Lumber and gold falling off a cliff is a sign that we're going to have a pretty big recession as said by macro twitter ANALysts who are bagholding treasuries such as I am.
I would not buy that chart. I would be shorting everything because shorting stocks/bonds is actually a levered long dollar position.

[Anonymous No.51301808]

>>51301777
That was this summer already happened when it moved from 3.5 on 10yr all the way to 2.75 on pure hopium

[Anonymous No.51301812]

>>51301773
It's not a chart. You're buying 110,000 board feet of planks, physically delivered.

And no, because housing hasn't yet keeled over. That usually takes a few years.

[Anonymous No.51301815]

>>51301801
do not redeem

[Anonymous No.51301849]

>>51301773
isn't there some REIT that owns lumber?

[Anonymous No.51301850]

>>51301773
Would you buy this one?

[Anonymous No.51301854]

>>51301812
Housing is raining knives. Looking at pricing charts many places have lost 10-20% on their estimated price from zillow.

[Anonymous No.51301869]

>>51301179

Instead, it has to do with the money printed after.

[Anonymous No.51301886]

>>51301854
Case-Shiller is still up, what, 18-20% YoY? Bottom's when those numbers are negative.

[Anonymous No.51301897]

>target
>mcd
>lowes
>market is rushing to price bonds to sell them to bagholders
>before fomc this month
Whats gonna happen to corpo debt?

[Anonymous No.51301899]

>>51301854
>Housing is raining knives
Finally.

[Anonymous No.51301904]

>>51299428
>monthly prostitue money
How many gains do you need to make per month to reach your goal?

[Anonymous No.51301921]

>>51301897
When HYG/JNK break their June lows, you're gonna see some serious shit.

And if you *don't* think yields will keep blowing out like your mother's back when I fucked her last night, take a look at dollar computer.

[Anonymous No.51301941]

>>51301773
yes actually

[Anonymous No.51301991]

I came up with a signal that calls the top and bottom with sufficient efficiency to beat the market and make me rich while you niggers stay poor.

[Anonymous No.51301994]

Anyone said something worthwhile in the last 2 weeks?

[Anonymous No.51301996]

So, how 'bout them futures?

[Anonymous No.51302001]

VINU, fuck stocks, fuck NASDAQ, fuck everything, literally everything at all
This is the END all, BE all, golden unicorn shit

[Anonymous No.51302005]

>>51301886
Oh im not saying housing crashed yet. Its just now entering bear market. Boomers about to get dabbed.

[Anonymous No.51302013]

>>51301248
>tfw no yandere anime gf

[Anonymous No.51302024]

>>51301850
Put the vertical axis in your screenshot, retard

[Anonymous No.51302026]

>>51302001
The Golden unicorn is a vtuber who doesnt cuck their fans

[Anonymous No.51302039]

>>51302032

NEW THREAD

[Anonymous No.51302050]

>>51302026
unicorns are the viewers not the entertainer.
also wrong board

[Anonymous No.51302070]

>>51302024
the ticker is right in the image look it up yourself retard if you're curious

[Anonymous No.51302537]

>>51301991
So do I buy or sell tomorrow morning?

[Anonymous No.51303125]

>>51299635
They will just get bailed out

[Anonymous No.51303459]

>>51301996
Even though I'm a bear, futures don't mean shit. They were up yesterday night and the market was down today.