/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51294237]

Bobo edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
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>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>51292343

[Anonymous No.51294257]

Bear bros.... We won

[Anonymous No.51294258]

ÁSATO MA SÁD GAMAYA
ÁSATO MA SÁD GAMAYA
TÁMASO MA JYÓTIR GAMAYA
MRTYÓR MAMRTAM GAMAYA

https://youtu.be/DOtoIBrBAYE

[Anonymous No.51294272]

[Anonymous No.51294284]

When is CPI report, and what report is coming out this Friday? Anything important?

[Anonymous No.51294286]

>>51294257
Kek at the guy in the back, it wasn't that funny bro.

[Anonymous No.51294298]

>>51294257
Why are they clapping? Did he finally unFUCK?

[Anonymous No.51294307]

>>51293643
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 10 YEAR TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[Anonymous No.51294309]

Hey bro.
Europe can't pay for its natural gas. That's why EQNR is dumping.

Do you understand?
Europe.
Cannot.
Pay.
For.
Energy.

They are bankrupt. I think this is the start of the end. I think the Jews got too greedy and dug too deep.
>this is all according to plan
I think a controlled demolition was. This isn't controlled.

[Anonymous No.51294313]

>>51294286
>dat nose

[Anonymous No.51294330]

>>51294257

[Anonymous No.51294331]

>>51294284
>September 10 Saturday = Harvest Moon
>September 13 Tuesday= US CPI + Germany CPI
>September 14 Wednesday = PPI + UK inflation
>September 22 Wednesday = Fed
>September 25 Sunday evening = Rosh Hashanah ('Sell Rosh Hashanah, Buy Yom Kippur')
>September 26 Monday = Shemitah year cycle ends (expect a massive gap down)
>September 27 Tuesday = Rosh Hashanah ends
>September 30 Friday = PCE
>October 4/5 Tues/Weds = Yom Kippur
>November 8 Tuesday = Midterm election

[Anonymous No.51294335]

>>51294272
Not so fast bobo, we're heading to all time highs end of week.

[Anonymous No.51294336]

BUDDY LOOK AT SEPT 13 SEPT 16 SEPT 21 SEPT 26

[Anonymous No.51294339]

>>51294298
He did.
His indy movie, "The Whale" was so good he got a 6 minute standing ovation and its widely believed he will win an Oscar. I'm happy for him, he's gone through hell.
I think this shows that its never over no matter how justed you get. If he loses some weight I bet he can even get back into the action scene.

[Anonymous No.51294340]

>>51293937
cool it with the anti Semitism

[Anonymous No.51294343]

>>51294309
I really liked todays ainz episode,hopefully we see some blood next week

[Anonymous No.51294350]

>the last 45 minutes

[Anonymous No.51294349]

>>51294298
He was the lead in what is said to be a great movie and according to journos he's almost certainly going to get nominated for an oscar. Our boy is back

[Anonymous No.51294355]

>>51294257
Hollywood breaks a man down to his lowest of the low then makes a film about him and now they clap and cheer themselves for bringing him back from the abyss. Is this correct?

[Anonymous No.51294366]

RIP OIL AND GAS

LMAO

[Anonymous No.51294373]

>Yes, can I get my Porsche stock in Oak Green?

[Anonymous No.51294375]

Holy fucking shit what happened? It crabbed all day and then this??? WTF??

[Anonymous No.51294381]

>>51294350
>all markets red
>still posting mumus

[Anonymous No.51294385]

>>51294343
Be careful what you wish for.

[Anonymous No.51294386]

>>51294257
Look at that laughing jew

[Anonymous No.51294387]

>>51294375
its still crabbing idiot

[Anonymous No.51294389]

>>51294355
Nah, he got back on the horse without the help of Hollywood. The only help he got was from an indy director he met in Brazil while shooting some low budget movie

[Anonymous No.51294390]

Well /smg/ I wanted to finally get into trading options. I wasn’t sure how to do it on thinkorswim and I was selling puts and as the s&p kept going down I wasn’t able to buy to close when as the S&P was going down my puts were becoming less valuable and my profits were going negative and I had no clue what was going on. Since my puts were going from OTM to ITM and losing value.

I thought you had to sell puts and buy calls when I actually had it completely opposite, and that if you want to make money off the market going down you had to sell puts. Turns out you actually have to buy puts to make money on something going lower in price, and buy calls on something going up, then if it goes your way you sell to close... I nearly created a devastating blow to my portfolio and would’ve blown my account up not understanding what I was doing. Thank goodness I did this on the TOS paper account before actually using real money. No wonder they want to keep people from trading options

[Anonymous No.51294400]

I wanna talk to the guy who shilled me EQNR

[Anonymous No.51294404]

>>51294335
ah, a worthy competitor!

[Anonymous No.51294405]

>>51294386
>Try fingering me again. I dare you

[Anonymous No.51294410]

>>51294385
Bah it cant be worse than the cartel and arab stuff

[Anonymous No.51294412]

>All the SIGA fags are officially gone
IM LAUGHING

[Anonymous No.51294427]

How do I either get a 2x or lose everything in less than a week using options

[Anonymous No.51294431]

>>51294366
>they thought OPEC cutting a mere 100k bpd was bullish

JUST

[Anonymous No.51294432]

BVLL FVCKING SVRGE!

[Anonymous No.51294433]

>>51294237
I just made the best investment of my life

[Anonymous No.51294437]

>>51294400
That would be me.
I told everyone here and on stocktwits that I sold around $42. It was getting dragged down despite oil going up at the time.

Also, no, I'm sorry I didn't think Europe would be too poor to pay for gas and get a 1.5 trillion dollar margin call today.
I did not factor that in.
I think I'm going to take a break from investing.

[Anonymous No.51294442]

>>51294412
Sold calls on the way up and puts on the way down. Poxy Chan was good to me.

[Anonymous No.51294445]

>>51294335
he has some moves... how do we invest in that?

[Anonymous No.51294450]

>>51294400
Siga og shill thought he could make a bull case for oil kek. Hopefully you all learned a valuable lesson with oil. Oil does whatever the fuck it wants without rhyme or reason

[Anonymous No.51294451]

>>51294355
Aronofsky loves filming doomer porn at the expense of his actors. The Wrestler is still one of the most depressing movies out there.

[Anonymous No.51294453]

>people keep saying they are red
>I am green again

[Anonymous No.51294455]

>>51294433

[Anonymous No.51294458]

>>51294410
>can't be worse than the cartel and arab stuff
My brother in Christ that shit is real life how can anything be worse than that in a fucken anime haha.
And they'll censor everything like they have been doing, they skipped all the Guardians each killing one city personally.

[Anonymous No.51294465]

>>51294410
You ever read about what japan did throughout it's history, yeah now all they have to funnel that bloodlust into is anime.

[Anonymous No.51294466]

>>51294404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOzjBO2dsmY

[Anonymous No.51294478]

>>51294412
Not gone, just waiting. You think monkepox is over? Lol, lmao. SIGA will rise again

[Anonymous No.51294482]

Come here Bobo i got something to talk with you about

[Anonymous No.51294502]

>>51294482
sorry, disgusting chinks are NOT welcome at the bobochad party

[Anonymous No.51294504]

15 minutes. 15 minutes is all it takes for bullniggers to forget that they are down 25% from ath. Goldfish.

[Anonymous No.51294513]

>>51294478
Trust the plan, two more weeks.

[Anonymous No.51294521]

>>51294458
>they skipped
Yeah i didnt read the Novel but every dude is seething at that honestly
>>51294465
I did they were pretty based

[Anonymous No.51294522]

>>51294237
The only thing that's kept me alive this year is coal.

[Anonymous No.51294523]

who /meltup/ here

[Anonymous No.51294546]

how are there still this many retards surging into buying everything in sight?

[Anonymous No.51294548]

should i be concerned, happy, or slightly aroused that i noticed in conversation last night my wife is familiar with the concept of 'OP is a faggot'?

[Anonymous No.51294570]

Hey anons come join us at the AMC/BBBY stocktwits!!

[Anonymous No.51294573]

>>51294548
thats literally plebbit tier knowledge. i'd be more worried if she didnt know that concept beign that you're probably both zoom zooms.

[Anonymous No.51294580]

>>51294570
No.

[Anonymous No.51294621]

>Fidelity wont let me trade 0dte SPY options
fuckers

[Anonymous No.51294622]

>>51294523
>who /meltup/ here
Fellow 6'1"- 6'2" meltup chad, reporting in!

[Anonymous No.51294623]

There are anons here who dropped 40k into Party City at 1.90 while you all laughed and bought SOXL

[Jealous No.51294631]

can I restart?

[Anonymous No.51294633]

>>51294381
Mumus are so broken they don't even need to be green anymore to gloat

[Anonymous No.51294634]

Is there any good reason not to sell everything else and use all my brokerage account to just short the Japanese yen? It's like free money. The deeper it sinks, the more people pile on as well, speeding this shit up. 150 by next week

[Anonymous No.51294651]

>it's another bear flag episode

[Anonymous No.51294652]

>>51294622
5'10 non-fag chads rise up!

[Anonymous No.51294657]

4'10 filipino's represent. I know there's at least one of you flips here.

[Anonymous No.51294687]

>>51294652
>admitting to wearing lifts

[Anonymous No.51294689]

>>51294355
>>51294451
>6 minute standing ovation for new movie about 600 pound man reconnecting with his family
>6 minute standing ovation
imaging the sheer terror of being the first to sit down, soviet congress style

[Anonymous No.51294692]

>>51294634
>Japan has spent the past 20 years trying to prevent deflation
>Now suddenly they have spiraling inflation.

Wew

[Anonymous No.51294721]

>>51294622
>know a lanky guy who is 6'3 has a wife an kids
>also a huge faggot that likes to put things up in his ass
>me being the 5'8 no life NEET only gets off to girls

I think I am still the bigger loser in this situation by overwhelming odds.

[Anonymous No.51294724]

.

[Anonymous No.51294728]

Why would european countries give millions in relief packages when it turns out they can't even afford energy??

[Anonymous No.51294741]

>>51294728
the question is not 'why' but 'who'

[Anonymous No.51294751]

>>51294721
no, you are the smaller loser obviously

[Anonymous No.51294758]

>>51294728
Because politicians don't understand or care where the government's money comes from.

[Anonymous No.51294766]

>>51294728
Europeans are not real

[Anonymous No.51294773]

>>51294728
Because you don't need a degree to run the world, just votes. This is what happens when you put participation trophy children in to positions of power.

[Anonymous No.51294776]

this SPY shit better crash like an asian driver

[Anonymous No.51294786]

imagine living on a continent called 'you rope'

[Anonymous No.51294792]

>>51294776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-9TBaxFMy8

[Anonymous No.51294794]

>>51294741
The question is not "pourquoi" but "qui"

[Anonymous No.51294797]

>>51294634
The Japanese central bank has intervened with its currency before and it's not subtle when they do. This was in the 2011s I think. At that time it was the opposite and the yen was too strong. This would be the biggest risk I think.

[Anonymous No.51294798]

>>51294786
kek

[Anonymous No.51294799]

Does anyone else trade in their Yeezy's? No cap?

[Anonymous No.51294801]

Get ready to crash this bitch to sub 389 SPY in sour hour, already sold off my 391 calls for a tidy profit. Dump this nigger market Bobo’s

[Anonymous No.51294818]

Will Shemitah really crash the market this month? Quad Witching is less than 1 week before it. Seems like a good time for Big Money to roll into Puts and tank the market into 2023

[Anonymous No.51294827]

>>51294792
Chris?

[Anonymous No.51294844]

>>51294797
If they didn't intervene at 140, when will they? I suppose they might do something drastic like unload dollar-denominated assets but if they do that they will fuck everything and we'll have to trade in canned goods and bullets

[Anonymous No.51294852]

>>51294331
Thanks for posting this schedule fren

[Anonymous No.51294863]

why do old people talk about the DOW mainly while zoomers talk about the SPY?

[Anonymous No.51294877]

>>51294799
frfr

[Anonymous No.51294895]

why THE F*CK is SPCE up I want some answers now!

[Anonymous No.51294906]

>>51294794
be excellent to each other, party on dudes

[Anonymous No.51294910]

>>51294877
>he doesnt trade in the most comfortable shoes ever
I wear this pair as basically my house slippers. we /comfy/ out here.

[Anonymous No.51294919]

I keep telling myself I should just pull out of DRV but I am still convinced it will skyrocket by the end of winter. Give me one reason the housing market won't shut the bed and send DRV to the moon

[Anonymous No.51294942]

>>51294919
One reason: decay
there, I did it reddit.

[Anonymous No.51294944]

>>51294794
Joan of- ACK!

[Anonymous No.51294949]

>tesla still green

[Anonymous No.51294951]

>>51294794

[Anonymous No.51294967]

>>51294844
It might not be a strict level, but how rapid the moves are. If it keeps up today's pace we wouldn't have to wait long.

Pic related is the typical comments they've been making lately.

[Anonymous No.51294989]

>>51294942
Decay of what?

[Anonymous No.51294988]

JUST STAY BELOW 390, SPY FFS

[Anonymous No.51294998]

>>51294989
>hes planning on holding a 3x fund without knowing what decay is
my my my. tsk tsk tsk.

[Anonymous No.51295005]

>>51294989
If you're in a 3x etf and don't know this, sell.

[Anonymous No.51295010]

we are back at june/july levels, SURELY it wont go any lower than that right? i think we are done selling we can stop there so we can go back up now :)

[Anonymous No.51295012]

>>51294998
decay? more like debunked

[Anonymous No.51295018]

>>51294818
Quad witching will be bullish since sentiment is crazy negative. Cpi will come in cool and we pump starting next week. This week pure red.

[Anonymous No.51295023]

>>51295012
you cant debunk me if I debunk you first.

[Anonymous No.51295034]

I've been drinking for 2 weeks straight every night (~12 lagers) waiting for the market bottom since the top in August. How much longer I gotta wait?

[Anonymous No.51295037]

These are my stocks. Can I get some guidance if it is shit

[Anonymous No.51295041]

My normal burrito at chipotle I get once a week is 40% more than it cost a year ago wtf

[Anonymous No.51295042]

>>51295023
>>51295012
i'm deboonking BOTH of these posts!

[Anonymous No.51295048]

>>51295010
You know there were lower levels prior june,right?

[Anonymous No.51295049]

>>51295037
looks good dont change anything

[Anonymous No.51295053]

>>51294967
They've been saying that shit since 120

[Anonymous No.51295057]

>>51295037
Forgot pic

[Anonymous No.51295059]

We all need people who will give us feedback. That’s how we improve

[Anonymous No.51295060]

>>51295042
no nigger I claim the ancient jewish right of being undebunkable.

[Anonymous No.51295063]

>>51294998
>>51295005
It's incorrect to use "decay" to describe math that can either destroy or create capital.
Next time someone says "what decay" maybe you'll remember it's your error in labeling that caused the confusion.

>Haven't you heard of the death bro?
>What?
>The death! You know, the combined chance of either success or failure when skydiving, that's called the death.

[Anonymous No.51295062]

>>51295041
that's the price of freedom you chud!

[Anonymous No.51295064]

>>51295037
yeah, it's shit

[Anonymous No.51295077]

AEVA

[Anonymous No.51295080]

>>51295041
it's fucking BS man. even fiskally respomsible guys like you who treat themselves in moderation are feeling the pinch.

[Anonymous No.51295083]

>>51295034
maybe if you drink straight absinthe, the market will bottom?

[Anonymous No.51295089]

DON'T WANT YOUR LOVE ANY MORE
DON'T WANT YOUR KISSES, THAT'S FOR SURE
I DIE EACH TIME, I HEAR THIS SOUND
HERE HE COMES, THAT'S CATHY'S CLOWN

[Anonymous No.51295088]

>>51295037
looking gr8 m8 don't change a thing bee yourself

[Anonymous No.51295090]

>>51295060
Stop posting that picture

[Anonymous No.51295104]

>>51295090
Is there a problem with a strong black man portraying a fairy god mother, bigot?

[Anonymous No.51295107]

>>51294331
Don't forget
>October 16 Sunday = Start of China's National People's Congress (Xi re-election week)
>October 21 Friday = Last of SPR Releases

[Anonymous No.51295108]

>>51294988
I have Batman butterfly spreads on SPY, with peaks at $388 and $392, so I don't care which way it goes as long as it doesn't shoot up or down super massively

[Anonymous No.51295112]

>>51295060
>so black it's blue fairy

[Anonymous No.51295115]

Buddy look at bitchcoin cumpouter

[Anonymous No.51295121]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CLOSE THE MARKET AGIAN

[Anonymous No.51295125]

>>51295104
yeah, i don't like fags or blacks simple as

[Anonymous No.51295137]

Bros two mcdoubles and a regular mcflurry just costed me $13.74, i think we need to start hanging bankers or something

[Anonymous No.51295139]

why did WBD take a fat shit today? they cancel another woke comic movie?

[Anonymous No.51295143]

>>51295125
I've reported this post to the ADL for antisemitism. See you in goy prison.

[Anonymous No.51295147]

>>51295137
You didn't order the McCricket, sad!

[Anonymous No.51295162]

>>51295137
wtf bro
aren't mcdoubles on the permanent BOGO system with mcchickens? my wife and i usually get a mcchicken for her, mcdouble for me, and a large fry for $1 in the app to share

[Anonymous No.51295171]

>>51294942
>>51294989
>>51294998
>>51295005
Anyone knows a broker that lets you short UVXY?
That's the easiest way to make money I ever saw.

[Anonymous No.51295176]

>>51295147
Don't forget about the McWorm

[Anonymous No.51295178]

You niggers laughed at me for learning how to cook and make bread n pizza and shit. guess what that pizza last night (2 pizzas actually) costed me about 2$.

[Anonymous No.51295198]

>>51295107
Is the Chinese economy really going to crash? Or are the chinks buying their fourth property like the good little bugmen that they are?

[Anonymous No.51295205]

>>51295171
It was called XIV and it was free money until it wasn't

[Anonymous No.51295223]

>>51295108
so how do those spreads work exactly? you're buying and selling puts and calls within a certain range, and then so long as it crabs within that range you collect the premium? doesn't that require a lot of capital?

[Anonymous No.51295225]

>>51295178
i'm about to get into sourdough. been working up a starter in my foreskin

[Anonymous No.51295226]

>>51295178

[Anonymous No.51295236]

>>51295063
Everyone calls theta time decay, you must be new to options

[Anonymous No.51295244]

>>51295171
>>51295205
SVIX and UVIX
If you're serious though, learn VIX options. Calls, puts, and combos on the VIX index itself.

[Anonymous No.51295250]

>>51295115
bitcorn having hard time with strong dollar. not that interested in crypto but going below 19k starting to show some promise for dip buying opportunity

[Anonymous No.51295253]

>>51294331
>>51295107
>September 15 Thu: Pic related
>September 5 Today: European jews get margin called $1.5T

[Anonymous No.51295271]

>>51295162
He probably probably ordered through door dash

[Anonymous No.51295272]

>>51294949

I thought about some TSLQ to go with my SQQQ, but fortunately decided against.

DESU I don't think making shitty cars will stop Tesla when gas is >10$. Nobody will give damn that those things are deathtraps. They already barely do. Only bear case for Tesla is Elon falling out of favor with elites, but the reee'ing about twitter has quieted down, so I assume he's back in good graces.

[Anonymous No.51295280]

>>51295271
>paying for convenience
couldn't be me

[Anonymous No.51295281]

lol

[Anonymous No.51295295]

>>51295223
No, they are dirt cheap, low cost, low risk, high reward, descent probability. Just sell 2 calls at a price you think it will be at, and buy 2 calls equally distant from the two sells. Risk is capped at the cost of it, so no large capital needed at all

[Anonymous No.51295298]

>>51295272
>highest NTSA rating ever
>deathtraps
I mean I get that you hate TSLA but at least have some truth to the shit you're spewing

[Anonymous No.51295301]

>>51295198
No clue. But re-election massively bumps up the odds of a Taiwan invasion or end to zero COVID. Either works for oilgarchs.

[Anonymous No.51295303]

>SOXL red
>puts don't move
Something is going on here.

[Anonymous No.51295309]

https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/commodities/europe-energy-crisis-margin-calls-threat-escalate-eu-russia-norwegian-2022-9
>The goyim were making too much money on Energy companies
>Now Europe can't even provide enough liquidity to purchase energy
>1.5 trillion in margin calls
Why would our greatest allies do this to us? I thought solar panels were going to provide infinite Energy?

Guys its fucken over for Europe. Its fucken over for Asia. America is getting by because wealth is flowing into our country from those markets, but it can't last forever.
Refugees. Jews. Its too much.
They dug too deep. They got too greedy.
There will be no great reset, the people they've imported are animals and animals don't follow rules.

[Anonymous No.51295322]

>>51295303
Sorry, there I go.

[Anonymous No.51295334]

can /smg/ recommend a sleeper sofa that makes financial sense?

[Anonymous No.51295352]

Dubs and we crab next hour

[Anonymous No.51295356]

At least my parents are fine with me living with them. I didn't really want my own place anyway.

[Anonymous No.51295357]

do not redeem

[Anonymous No.51295365]

>>51295236
I promise you they're talking about leverage decay, not theta decay. You can tell from them both referencing the type of decay that supposedly haunts assets with a leverage ratio other than 1.0, with no mention of time or borrow cost. (Swaps have borrow cost by the way, technically not theta because Black-Scholes is inapplicable. Another hint they were talking about leverage decay.)
My point remains, it's incorrect to call it decay. Look at TQQQ, I've had 300% QQQ for a year for free. That's because all of the borrow cost was wiped out by leverage gain, or chop gain.

These ambiguous usages won't confuse you if you lurk more before posting again. Best wishes, newfriend.

[Anonymous No.51295376]

>>51295356
too much hassle m8
cleaning gutters and shit

[Anonymous No.51295384]

>>51295253
Eh, seems most of the unions are falling in line on the railroad strike front: https://www.dtnpf.com/agriculture/web/ag/columns/cash-market-moves/article/2022/09/04/ahead-labor-day-rail-unions-agree-2

>September 5 Today: European jews get margin called $1.5T
When I first saw that shit I honestly thought it was $1.5b. But yeah, nah, the Euro is dead.

[Anonymous No.51295388]

1-9 and we have a positive green month for september and october and we reach ath

[Anonymous No.51295394]

>>51295178
They laugh at soupanon too, but cooking your own food with quality ingredients is the Patrician's choice. Goyslop is for niggers.

[Anonymous No.51295395]

>>51295365
tldr: Buy and hold leveraged etfs

[Anonymous No.51295404]

>>51295388
>dubs instead
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51295407]

The SP500 has historically found long term support between its 150WMA and 200WMA since the 1980s. Which would perfectly line up for Quad Witching when Big Money rolls over their Longs this month. Which literally marked the June bottom on the 17th.

[Anonymous No.51295417]

>>51295404
thats not how that works

[Anonymous No.51295425]

>>51295394
people bullied me for my turkey sandwich so i never post my cooking here

[Anonymous No.51295429]

>>51295309
Crashing the west and fleeing to safe havens like Israel has always been the plan. The reset is right on schedule.

[Anonymous No.51295436]

>>51295388
Anon,i..

[Anonymous No.51295438]

>>51295356
>I didn't really want my own place anyway.
good on ya, m8. having your own toilet to shit in, is overrated.
knowing others are using my shitter and spreading fecal matter is like, my 2nd favorite thing.

[Anonymous No.51295442]

>>51295407
shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.51295445]

>>51295417
This has been filenamed. You asked for a singles roll and got dubs, so the opposite of what you asked for is what happens. Lurk moar.

[Anonymous No.51295450]

>>51294622
this makes sense, the taller you are the more likely you're going to see men at the height you'd see women, and similarly short men can look up to regular men like a woman

[Anonymous No.51295451]

>>51295394
>>51295425
been making my own bread and even biscuits. my sausage egg biscuit beats the shit out of mcgynalds.

[Anonymous No.51295461]

>>51295244
Wouldn't you just buy calls and puts on SPY if you wanted exposure to spot VIX?

[Anonymous No.51295462]

>>51295309
europe pays price for green idealogy this is more caused by green ideology / increased consumption than gas issue. gas is just tiny market most countries other than germans dont even use it

nuclear plants plenty until fusion power is commercially available like Usa does. cheap energy. but for this winter germany all they have to do is throw like 1/3 or 1/5th of
factories to night-shift mode which balances energy comsumption easily. like 50% of all energy is consumed by industies/factories, not by civil people

[Anonymous No.51295463]

>>51295407
Thank you for the hopium

[Anonymous No.51295465]

>>51295407
So you're saying we gonna bottom out and then pooomp towards midterms?

[Anonymous No.51295467]

>>51295445
No I asked for a post ending in numbers between 1-9 which I got

[Anonymous No.51295473]

Allah..... Give me strength.....

[Anonymous No.51295474]

>>51295108
>as long as it doesn't shoot up or down super massively
why would you take that bet?

[Anonymous No.51295479]

>>51295467
Thats not how it works you newnigger

[Anonymous No.51295487]

>>51295442
suck
my
dick
fag

[Anonymous No.51295498]

>>51295462
what green ideology? they shut down nuke plants and became dependent on russian fossil fuels

[Anonymous No.51295510]

Alright boys, mistakes were made and I may have to liquidate something soon. What's my tax write off, TLRY or SNAP?

[Anonymous No.51295515]

>>51295041
For some reason all the local grocery stores stopped selling the cheap frozen burritos i like. No El Monterey, no Loblaw brand. The only kind available is the very expensive ones they want $4 each for which never sell because no nobody is paying no four whole dollar for a frozen burrito.

[Anonymous No.51295528]

>>51295479
You literally can not impose your ideas on me. That's not how that works. Reality is what I make of it. This is meme magic 101. Dubs does not constitute the opposite of something unless explicitly stated

[Anonymous No.51295530]

>>51295498
yeah that is the most insane thing about is. nuclear is actually much greener than gas or coal

[Anonymous No.51295533]

>>51295474
Because it usually crabs and almost always stays in my range

[Anonymous No.51295538]

>>51295528
Dubs is literally the opposite you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.51295539]

>>51295515
they don't got Tina's? aren't those shits like 50 cents?

[Anonymous No.51295550]

>>51295528
>rejecting reality and substituting your own
confirmed leftist, filtered and doomed to hell

[Anonymous No.51295553]

>>51295395
Don't put all your money in something that could have a tracking error so big it liquidates.
I just don't think people need to lie and say that tracking error only goes in one direction.
For me, leveraged ETFs are about accessing leverage long-term without the risk of a margin call. For targeted directional plays I use options. Having all these tools to achieve defined risk is great.

[Anonymous No.51295561]

>>51295510
Take out a loan from Western Sky and HODL, ape. Yes, the money's expensive, but there's no collateral required and you can keep the cost down by paying it back as fast as you can.

[Anonymous No.51295567]

>>51295510
SNAP, that shit is never coming back. Tilray *may* come back, it's not out of the cards.

[Anonymous No.51295572]

>>51295538
No it isn't and it never was. Each individual establishes in their own mind how it works. You need to brush up on your /x/ and occultism.

[Anonymous No.51295605]

>>51295365
Holding 3x bull etfs long term only works in an environment with almost no volatility. When you have lots of volatility, you get volatility decay where the etf can underperfom the underlying.

Here's a good article for that one anon earlier
https://www.afrugaldoctor.com/home/volatility-decay-dont-hold-leveraged-etfs-long-term

[Anonymous No.51295607]

>>51295572
>let me call something that has a 90% chance of probability and then call it occultism
shut up nigger, you're wrong and everyone here agrees.

[Anonymous No.51295609]

>>51295539
Nope. I am very upset.

[Anonymous No.51295612]

>>51295530
Yeah but nuclear means the three big energy giants based on existing yellowcake deposits will be kazakstan (de facto russian), australia (de facto chinese) and canada (de facto american). Thats a dangerous triad.

[Anonymous No.51295619]

>>51295473
MBS will hold weekly emergency meetings if the Jews keep this shit up.

[Anonymous No.51295620]

>>51295461
Yeah that'd work if you trust your calculations. At that point, why don't you arbitrage the difference between these two strategies for free gains?
No wait that's just market making.

[Anonymous No.51295624]

>>51295041
CPI ignores food prices btw lol

[Anonymous No.51295639]

>>51295607
Ideas shape reality. This has been a thing since the existence of our plane of existence. You actually don't get it. I bet you think magic isn't real either. There is a reason why "mind over matter" is a saying

[Anonymous No.51295652]

>>51295620
I haven't graduated to options yet so I was just thinking. I guess that would only work if you expect VIX to go up though.

[Anonymous No.51295654]

>you have until February to purchase SOXL

[Anonymous No.51295664]

>power hour

[Anonymous No.51295681]

>>51295654
>until February
oh cool, so I can wait until late January
no reason to tie up capital now, good to know

[Anonymous No.51295684]

>>51295605
>UPRO ended 2020 only up 7% while SPY was up 15%!
Holy cherry picking, Batman.

[Anonymous No.51295695]

I'm a progressive and heavily understand the humanitarian reasons why, but.
For years energy companies ran at significant losses, subsidized by shareholder investment destruction.
Now, they're making money because of the crisis.

[Anonymous No.51295697]

>>51295664
Maryland does have some bad bitches

[Anonymous No.51295699]

>>51295639
>quadrupling down this hard on being a fucking moron
Get raped by machine elves, filtered.

[Anonymous No.51295731]

>>51295699
It will never happen because my mind is stronger than that. I can simply will it away to how I see fit. Meme magic is an actual thing that I am shocked you don't even understand on the most fundamental level.

[Anonymous No.51295736]

>>51295699
He's right though. Don't be a materialist brainlet and Jews and the elites currently dabbing on you know this and live their lives by implementing this.

[Anonymous No.51295741]

>>51295695
>I'm a progressive

[Anonymous No.51295747]

>>51295731
Could you be a mentally ill faggot elsewhere?

[Anonymous No.51295761]

KOLD. HOLY SHIT. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.51295766]

>>51295695
>I'm a progressive

[Anonymous No.51295779]

going all in on lean hogs

[Anonymous No.51295790]

>>51295779
If you're chasing performance, might I suggest physical platinum?

[Anonymous No.51295795]

>>51295731
meme magic is real
>>51295695
invest in private prisons

[Anonymous No.51295801]

>>51295736
Willing something into existence via meme magic is not the same as being a massive faggot and calling for a singles roll and then getting dubs, which obviously invalidates the singles roll request, and has since the beginning of 4chan. I'm frankly disgusted this is even a discussion, newfags fuck off.

[Anonymous No.51295802]

>>51295695
2/10 bait

[Anonymous No.51295804]

>>51295684
I would actually have to have posted an example for it to be cherry picking you dumb nigger. Prove what I said was false.

[Anonymous No.51295808]

Bamboozled or Bamjewsled?

[Anonymous No.51295813]

>>51294390
You were supposed to buy puts. You got memed by delusional mumus. Next time, check advice against reality. Never blindly follow advice.

[Anonymous No.51295814]

>>51295605
Volatility "decay" is the same concept, mislabeling math that can lead to both permanent loss and permanent gain.
Instead of some FIRE blog repeating debunked concepts here is someone covering the actual math, who isn't afraid to admit that 1.0 is just another leverage ratio.

http://www.ddnum.com/articles/leveragedETFs.php

Anyone who can't understand this is free to look at pic related. The costs of the swaps were wiped out by something, what do you think that was? 4% volatility gain. 4% leverage gain. 4% chop gain. Whatever you want to call it, try getting a moderate 300% portfolio leverage for free, go ahead and show me where else you can achieve that. Bunch of youtube and reddit pseuds.

[Anonymous No.51295824]

Even digits I buy these, odds, I don't, dubs I buy double

[Anonymous No.51295831]

>>51295695
I hopw you progressive are happy with this environmental bullshit Biden and the rest of the West keeps pushing because I know everyone else isn't

[Anonymous No.51295841]

SOUR HOUR

[Anonymous No.51295849]

What's with this gay ass SPY pump.

[Anonymous No.51295855]

>>51295790
why the fuck is natural gas free falling?
did europe find efficient fusion energy?

[Anonymous No.51295858]

>>51295429

Well they might be OK with destroying yurop, but they're not trying to destroy US. They do not run BRICS countries so they need the US's military or .

"then why are they also wrecking the US?"

Because they're actually just incompetent. People unworthy of running an empire have stolen control of what they never could have built.

Not that they're stupid, but rather they cannot control their own neurotic hatred. You cannot sustain a country when you despise its people. They'll run it into the ground in their hubris while God laughs at them (again).

It'd be more funny if we weren't caught in the middle of it.

[Anonymous No.51295869]

>bragging about being able to cook basic food
do you guys really

[Anonymous No.51295874]

>>51295804
Easy. $37,825 is more than $21,806.
>BuT iT's NoT 3x MoRe
is your fundamentally retarded counteragument.

[Anonymous No.51295883]

>>51295824
i'll join you

[Anonymous No.51295887]

>People worried about the Rosh Hashanah dump
>Nobody's talking about the Richard Dreyfuss gigadump
Red month

[Anonymous No.51295902]

Bond bears ww@?

[Anonymous No.51295929]

>>51295869
I'm making sausage and bean soup tonight, wish me luck!

[Anonymous No.51295933]

>>51295804
>>51295874
>But dude, volatility means it can go down wayyyy more than 3x in bear markets!!!1! ChOp cHoP!

Holy shit, UPRO's -49% YTD instead of -48%. Stop the presses. Someone call the SEC.

[Anonymous No.51295942]

>>51295761
G-good thing I bought gush..

[Anonymous No.51295946]

Where is the baggler? I miss his schizophrenic rantings.
>>51295869
you just know this nigga eats chicken nuggets cooked by his mother

[Anonymous No.51295956]

>>51295874
Good job with your CHERRY PICKED EXAMPLE. The math doesn't always come out like this.

[Anonymous No.51295968]

>>51295933
If spy ended the year flat upro would still be down ytd. That is daily rebalancing chop loss.

[Anonymous No.51295971]

>>51295929
You mean just bean soup, right? You are not ze elite, pleb

[Anonymous No.51295987]

>>51295971
Elites use beef chunks, not sausage

[Anonymous No.51295989]

>TLRY
cannabis will be legalized in Germany it’s just a matter of when

[Anonymous No.51296002]

so what's going on with GAYSEX and groomerpox?

[Anonymous No.51296009]

>>51295804
>>51295933
>N-no, bhenchod, chop loss means you fall behind during a crab year like 2021!
Is 98.56% more than or less than 3x 28.74%? Hmm...that's a toughie.

>>51295956
You just fell for a midwit trap. "Not always 3x" means a very rough distribution anywhere from 2.5x-3.5x, depending on your timeframe. Classic "Buy and hold indices" as a strat is inferior to "buy and hold 3x leveraged".

[Anonymous No.51296013]

I just want the demons to leave the stock market and go back to hell

[Anonymous No.51296036]

>>51295462
>>>51295731
The US has few nuclear reactors and hasn't built a new one since winter.
Night shift works if your problem is lack of generating capacity for electricity. So in a place like southern california, that works. It doesn't work in europe because they have adequate generating capacity and inadequate fuel. You have the same amount of fuel at night as you did during the day.

[Anonymous No.51296040]

>>51295968
And if you give a shit about that you're probably also losing sleep over 0.01% expense ratio differences. Which is a strong sign you're focusing on the wrong things.

[Anonymous No.51296043]

>>51295956
> The math doesn't always come out like this.
Hey you're making progress.
I'm just here to point out that you did indeed cherrypick first, by proxy, via that "frugal doctor" analysis.
Also here to point out that you ignored this >>51295814

You'd rather appear right (on a board with no reputations or reward) than actually become less wrong.
You programmed yourself to care about something other than the arguments on the page and their bearing on the truth. Specifically, saving face. It's classic reddit behavior. Lurk for two years before posting again.

[Anonymous No.51296056]

>>51296013
Demons are the fearful doubt sowers that the fed will do anything except for what they already said

[Anonymous No.51296061]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>NEW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>51294409
>>51294409
>>51294409

[Anonymous No.51296074]

Is this the meltdown that bobos were promising in past few days? You guys are worthless really. I spend more on hookers and cocaine every day

[Anonymous No.51296084]

>>51296061
>50 posts early
Nice work dumbass

[Anonymous No.51296087]

>>51296040
Id rather not focus on a 33% ytd loss. Leveraged instruments at 3x are not long term buy and holds. This is what a bear market really looks like

[Anonymous No.51296090]

>>51295041
fast food is completely fucking pointless nowadays, the portions are maybe 1/2 of what they were a year ago for the price of a sit-down meal at a decent restaurant

[Anonymous No.51296097]

>>51295855
The absolute mad lads decided they want to go without gas this winter. Nobody thought they'd actually be willing to kill their geezers and businesses.

[Anonymous No.51296098]

>>51296061
>mentally ill faggot
You bought DWAC didn't you?
>DWAC-K
I still think about you, ya dipshit.

[Anonymous No.51296099]

>>51296061

Sorry about your bags nigger, but no, I will not be buying them.

[Anonymous No.51296113]

>>51296074
>not even 6figs
maybe you should tone down the hooker spending

[Anonymous No.51296117]

SOXL BROS WE ARE HERE

[Anonymous No.51296129]

>>51295968
Or chop gain, like TQQQ's 1-year difference showing 4% chop gain compared to straight 3x QQQ. And that's assuming you get a free margin loan.
Better not to use "chop loss" to describe a bidirectional concept. You'll confuse yourself. For example, you seem to be wrongly predicting that UPRO and SPXL won't benefit from chop gain for the rest of the year, but you lack the data to predict this (how much forward volatility there will be). Hell if you could predict that you'd be a billionaire on VIX options.
It's better to come up with some neutral way to warn newfags about compounding gains and losses from volatility.

You:
>Haven't you heard of the death bro?
>What?
>The death! You know, the combined chance of either success or failure when skydiving, that's called the death.
Irrational warnings will obviously fall on deaf ears in a place like this, where arguments have to stand on their own merit.

[Anonymous No.51296138]

>>51296061
We need a 3X GME ETF so baggies can lose more than they thought possible.

[Anonymous No.51296143]

>>51296117
>>51296117
>The cope is hilarious

[Anonymous No.51296144]

>>51296117
BUY SOXL REDDIT! BUY BUY BUY!

[Anonymous No.51296148]

>>51296074

It obv wants to break below this trendline and will do so violently IMO. However, that will probably not occur until premarket. You gotta make sure retail is locked out when the big moves happen ya know?

[Anonymous No.51296156]

>>51296113
Nah thanks, what's the point of living if you can't enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.51296164]

SOXL looks like it bottomed out because of the chart. Time to go all in!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51296166]

The market is gonna get fucked

[Anonymous No.51296184]

>>51296087
That's only a question of your risk tolerance. Whether you're 100% cash, 100% SPY, or 100% UPRO, you're choosing a risk level you're comfortable with and, by adhering to your investment plan in a disciplined manner, will end up with the corresponding reward.

[Anonymous No.51296202]

>btc dropping like a rock

[Anonymous No.51296208]

>>51295929
Better than most of /ck/

[Anonymous No.51296215]

>>51296202
BOJ is liquidating their BTC reserves in order to prop up the Yen.

[Anonymous No.51296225]

>>51296148
People are missing something. Stock market is global. All other countries in the world are going to shit. Even though stocks in USA are overpriced, people living in those shitholes will continue putting their money into USD and stocks, because what the fuck can you do when your currency falls in value faster panties of 19 years old at sight of 200 euros bill.

[Anonymous No.51296233]

>>51296215
uhh... you see the yen also dropping like a rock?

[Anonymous No.51296243]

>>51294355
the ye olde pit and pedestal PSYOP wait till they knock him down again

[Anonymous No.51296259]

>>51296009
>>51296043
These examples assume a long term stable bull market. I didn't make myself clear I guess. What I am saying is that holding ANY leveraged etf long term in a BEAR market is dangerous because of volatility decay. Maybe I am stupid bc I dont understand how is this wrong?

Also for the record I've never had a reddit, I learned my deflecting bullshit from /pol/.

[Anonymous No.51296265]

>>51296233
BTC plunged at 1pm Eastern, Yen stopped rising at 1pm Eastern, simple as.

[Anonymous No.51296290]

>>51296087
>This is what a bear market really looks like
4% chop gains?
I wish that was what every bear market looked like. Actually I'm well aware that I could have such devastating chop losses that I face total liquidation. However, I have the advantage of avoiding margin risk. This is my interpretation of Jack Bogle's strategy (300% leverage but insure yourself against margin risk), it fits my timeline and my risk profile, and you have to admit it's worked out pretty well if this is what bear markets really look like.
Seem to me if you're not comparing 3x leveraged ETFs to 300% margin loans on the underlying, you're not making any point at all.

[Anonymous No.51296300]

>>51295309
>>1.5 trillion in margin calls

chump change for glorius europe. yurops yearly gdp is like 14 trillion.

[Anonymous No.51296301]

>>51295695
>I'm a progressive and heavily understand the humanitarian reasons why, but.
For years green energy companies ran at significant losses, subsidized by shareholder investment destruction.
Now, they're still losing money because they aren't actually better than fossil fuels.

[Anonymous No.51296305]

Rate my port

[Anonymous No.51296307]

>>51296166
>these are the people leading western cuntries

we are proper fucked eh

[Anonymous No.51296317]

>>51296259
Anon is disagreeing over the language being used primarily.

[Anonymous No.51296324]

>>51296074
because the euro is getting weaker so your losses are actually less.

[Anonymous No.51296327]

>>51296259
>What I am saying is that holding ANY leveraged etf long term in a BEAR market is dangerous because of volatility decay. Maybe I am stupid bc I dont understand how is this wrong?
You'll have losses, maybe 3x losses vs. the underlying, maybe 3.1x. But those are irrelevant.

Because unless you've got good (read: Jewish) insight into the market, you are just dumb retail guessing when exactly the bear market ends, same as the rest of us. And that's the fundamental conceit behind DCAing/buy-and-hold/don't-time-the-market principles.

[Anonymous No.51296336]

>>51296225

DXY up = stocks down.

Foreigners already own a shitload of stocks and they're selling them to cover dollar debts or defend their currency.

Yurop or Nipland problems are bad for US markets. Maybe at some point it'll be good for USTs. Probly just shorts and cash tho.

[Anonymous No.51296339]

>>51296305

[Anonymous No.51296341]

>>51296305
degenerate/10

[Anonymous No.51296347]

>>51296336
Europe is also going to face intense demand destruction which will weight on US stocks who export to Europe.

[Anonymous No.51296367]

>>51296074
Yes, and the meltdown will slowly bleed like that for another year.

[Anonymous No.51296379]

>>51296347
Don't forget the collapse hitting the other way: https://www.census.gov/foreign-trade/balance/c0003.html

If we import $48b a month and 20% of their industry goes idle, what does that do to supply chains here? To CPI? Probably nothing good.

[Anonymous No.51296384]

>>51296305
>PRTY $1 put

I wish I sold you those.

[Anonymous No.51296411]

>>51295987
Yup that's the beauty of sausage, it only has to be enough animal parts to taste like the whole thing is meat.

[Anonymous No.51296416]

>>51296379
>Europes biggest steel makers shut down
>Alternatives like TX don't pump
tx bros..

[Anonymous No.51296417]

dump nigger dump!!!!

[Anonymous No.51296420]

>>51296347
USA is at huge trade deficit with EU. EU in the past decade exported twice as much value compared to what it imported from USA.
USA's main product is US dollars. Which is kinda funny, because they americans are pretty much buying stuff produced by sweaty 3-rd worlders with money that has been printed by Fed without effort.

>>51296367
> meltdown
> slowly
That's bear market, and my portfolio is prepared for recession and crab. If any bobo is stressed right now then they probably invested in some companies that are full of debt and no earnings.

[Anonymous No.51296429]

+7.73% today. Love some crab

[Anonymous No.51296432]

>>51296259
>These examples assume a long term stable bull market.
The last year is not a long-term stable bull market.
Yet UPRO is flat, SOXL has chop loss of 8% (equivalent to a margin loan) and TQQQ gas 4% chop gain.
>I didn't make myself clear I guess. What I am saying is that holding ANY leveraged etf long term in a BEAR market is dangerous because of volatility decay.
You were perfectly clear, but volatility "decay" is a misnomer for an effect that can work in both directions.
http://www.ddnum.com/articles/leveragedETFs.php
>Maybe I am stupid bc I dont understand how is this wrong?
The tl;dr is if you have a hundred imperceptibly green days follows by a red day that wipes them all out in one go, a 3x ETF will perform better than 300% of the underlying on a margin loan.
A year ago, if you wanted to put $10k in Nasdaq 100 but you decided your risk profile justified going in on 3x leverage, you could have borrowed it on margin or you could have bought TQQQ. Just between these two options, the people who bought TQQQ won, because of the random and essentially unpredictable effect of volatility worked to cause gains instead of losses.
Long term, who will win? Unknowable. I make my bets on knowable things. Right now my personal stats justify using leverage, and I'd rather face liquidation risk than margin risk. That's just me.
>Also for the record I've never had a reddit, I learned my deflecting bullshit from /pol/.
This is ridiculous, deflection and bullshit stick out like a sore thumb on /pol/ and the only way to get any credibility is to post arguments that withstand full bore assault from all directions.
If this was what you learned on /pol/ you need to go back there and work on your ability to sort credible arguments from sophistry. There's no better training ground on earth, but I'm afraid you migrated out before your training was complete.

[Anonymous No.51296440]

>>51295309
>hedge fund bought too much GUSH on margin
>HALP BAIL US OUT GOVERNMENT
this annoys me

[Anonymous No.51296443]

>>51296305
bearish and there's-still-hope pilled

[Anonymous No.51296445]

>>51296429
just short premium? or scalping extremes?

[Anonymous No.51296447]

>>51296416
Not enough exports to USA on TX side. Look for foreign producers that export a lot to western world. This way they have low cost in their rotting local currency and huge profit margins.

[Anonymous No.51296472]

Bake it up,faggots

[Anonymous No.51296482]

>>51296429
Butterflies mostly, but a few calander spreads

[Anonymous No.51296486]

Russia suspends oil sales to Europe, yet oil is down, is there a non conspiracy explanation for this? I can not find one.

[Anonymous No.51296490]

one of you bread makers bake

[Anonymous No.51296493]

the next 2 (two) milliseconds are critical for SPY

[Anonymous No.51296501]

>>51296486
it was priced in, easy to explain

[Anonymous No.51296505]

>>51296482
Meant for
>>51296445

[Anonymous No.51296506]

>>51296486
nobody can afford oil chud
also, no there isn't

[Anonymous No.51296507]

Every time my puts get close to green this fucking hunk of shit pumps. god fucking damn these kikes.

[Anonymous No.51296509]

>>51296486
Europe is killing themselves more than expected while China is doing the COVID lockdown thing for longer than expected.

[Anonymous No.51296529]

>>51296509
when will they learn that america is the only company that can afford to virtue signal despite reality

[Anonymous No.51296546]

DING DING BONG
im financially ok

[Anonymous No.51296547]

>>51296529
Religious fanatics don't learn, they only get kicked from power, slaughtered by reality, or die of old age. Wokeists aren't any different.

[Anonymous No.51296549]

What a weird ass day

[Anonymous No.51296564]

>>51296507
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.51296565]

>>51296486
economic collapse

[Anonymous No.51296569]

I bought small flour tortillas by accident
go short on mexico

[Anonymous No.51296570]

Sold my sqqq at 48.50. Will buy back in at 44

[Anonymous No.51296587]

Nobody wants to bake. This is the last /smg/.

Good riddance.

[Anonymous No.51296601]

I forget to tell you. Don't forget to take profit

[Anonymous No.51296606]

Down 0.1%, how will I recover from this?

[Anonymous No.51296616]

>>51296606
>Down 0.1%
Ah, a 50% SOXL, 50% SOXS holder.

[Anonymous No.51296621]

>>51296587
please bake, please make one with putin toasting or something and call it euroheem edition

[Anonymous No.51296634]

>>51296621
One sec.

[Anonymous No.51296639]

Let it die

[Anonymous No.51296644]

Why is UPRO so much better than SPXL?

[Anonymous No.51296648]

>>51296616
It's a little bit more complicated than that

[Anonymous No.51296650]

Damn told you GTLB would dump. I shoul,da got some puts.

[Anonymous No.51296659]

>>51296621
Which is retarded since their own eco is also collapsing. Internal docs predicting it wont recover till end of the decade

[Anonymous No.51296667]

>>51296621
>>51296634
Ok

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>>51296656
>>51296656
>>51296656
NEW

[Anonymous No.51296755]

>>51296644
Drag the start date around and they will start swapping places.
You don't do all of your lifetime buys on one day in the early 2010s, do you?