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>> No.51289427
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Buy the dip you idiots!!!

>> No.51289428
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I fucking hate theta

>> No.51289429
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>> No.51289433
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>> No.51289441
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keep innovating, goys

>> No.51289446
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busdown

>> No.51289449
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>> No.51289453

>>51289427
back to wsb you stupid faggot

>> No.51289457

I have $8.87, time to buy more PRTY

>> No.51289459
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51289459

Imagine thinking that monkepox and SIGA are over
The US has twice as many cases as the NTI scenario predicted for September 2022, currently at 20k versus 10k predicted

>> No.51289460

I got off with 5% profits. This mahket is scawy

>> No.51289462
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51289462

theres a fucking kaiju invasion of japan right now
thats the only explanation for the USD.JPY

>> No.51289465

hi im a new stock trader looking for friends

>> No.51289467

>neon green futures all night
>SPY shitcoin tanks 1% in 20 mins
>Jewish scam company SAVA up 10% today

It's not even fun anyone bros

>> No.51289470
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>>51289446

>> No.51289472
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well shit

>> No.51289477
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51289477

Only 157 years late, it now conquers the world.

>> No.51289479

>>51289449
nice normie meme you faggot

>> No.51289481
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Please make line go up please please please please please please please please please

>> No.51289494
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SLAVA UKRANI SISTERS!!!1

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>>51289465

welcome please post a funny picture to indicate your current mood

>> No.51289497

>>51289479
hey man, if you don't like my memes I'm going to suggest you fucking kill yourself, ok bud.

>> No.51289499

I'M GONNA KILL EVERY FUCKING BEAR I FIND HIBERNATING THIS GODDAMN WINTER

>> No.51289503

>>51289459
Notice when you cling to some WEF intern's slapdash modeling you're focused on the cases - and only the cases - needing to be true.

If this ultra evil GOF virus is going to moon SIGA, surely you have no problem providing, ya know, the death rate? Surely *that's* not coming in under the schizo target, is it?

>> No.51289507
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how could this be happening to ark investors

>> No.51289513

Was thinking on waking what might happen then saw 142 usd jpy and knew market is mega fucked

Debt crisis, world slowdowns, everything is fucked now. Actual broken world financial system

>> No.51289514
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I bought more VOO.

>> No.51289515

No (0) brakes on the DXY and TNX trains

>> No.51289519

Is there a place with a live chart of the IV of stocks and the change in put/calls second by second?

>> No.51289521
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>>51289494
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

>> No.51289524

>>51289507
Turns out 20 years of interest rate manipulation has consequences.

>> No.51289528

My gookfu sent me new pictures of herself on Saturday, which was Sunday in South Korea, but it won't mean shit if this SPY doesn't go down another $3.50

>> No.51289530

>>51289462
Chink lockdowns -> Chink slowdown -> Bad for Jap economy & currency. So, yes, hideous bug monsters are responsible.

>> No.51289534
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AEVA

>> No.51289542
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>>51289494
There's only one person who could curse the market open more than that chud.

>> No.51289544
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>>51289495

>> No.51289545
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>>51289524
>only 20 years

>> No.51289547

>>51289494
It’s shit like this that can never be truly priced in nor foreseen.
>swan event activated

>> No.51289550

GOOD ISM numbers just dropped

>> No.51289552

>>51289530
Of course they would only lockdown places that would really hurt the world, like Shenzen

>> No.51289553

>>51289513
It's been broken for awhile, they're just losing the ability to hide it/kick the can down the road.

>> No.51289556
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>>51289465
HULLO

>> No.51289557

>>51289462
Or maybe BoJ printing endlessly for yield curve control might devalue the yen

>> No.51289558
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>> No.51289562
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51289562

Making money off people losing money is as funny as making money off of SIGA for gay sex!!

>> No.51289564

i have two plays open. market pls dont die

>> No.51289565

>>51289550
Market doesn't seem to think so

>> No.51289571

>>51289470
TLT rugging fr

>> No.51289572
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>>51289507
>the most massive misallocation of capital in the history of mankind
yeah, it's called her buying anything

>> No.51289576

Natural gas bros this can't be happening. REEEEEEEEEeeeeee

>> No.51289585

>>51289494
based pump the market hebrews for your hero pls

>> No.51289586
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Bought my first 100 shares of internet under $31.

>> No.51289590

hot damn bobros

>> No.51289591

>>51289552
I'm liking that theory more by the month. We'll see after Xi's re-election if lockdowns continue apace: autistic pre-election face saving is one thing, confirmed deliberate inflation war is quite another.

>> No.51289593

>>51289576
The yuros passed a law cancelling natural gas for hate speech it's over

>> No.51289594

>>51289557
It's too complex to reason
But yen this low signifies a breakage imo like a red alarm blaring and not something like too much printing, although maybe world printing is causing this financial break

>> No.51289600
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>buck broken

>> No.51289603
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>>51289571
poor bond king, he was so sure of himself

>> No.51289604

3900 broke

>> No.51289605

>>51289530
Deploy the EDF

>> No.51289610

>>51289528
i want to see ur gookfu

>> No.51289611

What turd did just drop?

>> No.51289616
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mumubros I thought 390 was support

>> No.51289619

I hate you so fucking much bobo it's unreal

>> No.51289620

>>51289503
>some WEF intern's slapdash modeling
This characterization of NTI shows how little you understand

>> No.51289621

>>51289557
I thought that particular printing only kicked in right at 0.25%?

>> No.51289625

>>51289603
who da fook is this clown?

>> No.51289630

>>51289593
I hate europeans so goddam much. If they rekt my position with the gas price cap I'm going to flip the fuck out

>> No.51289636
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As you will observe, SPY has just broken under 390

>> No.51289638

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FUCKING BOTTOM!

>> No.51289641

What the hell? Why is the market red? Didn't we open green?

>> No.51289644
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>>51289550
>New orders beat
OH GOD THE SUPPLY CHAIN

>> No.51289643

>>51289409
No

>> No.51289648
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AQB getting closer to 1$
Time to buy is near Permabull Bros

>> No.51289650
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Uh oh, market not smelling kosher

>> No.51289652

>>51289625
steven van metre, youtube stock market doomer

>> No.51289653
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SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

>> No.51289654

1200 here we come :)

>> No.51289655

ffs this market is pathetic

>> No.51289657

>>51289641
welcome to mr bobos funhouse. enjoy ur stay

>> No.51289662
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.51289663
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>>51289636
Indeed

>> No.51289664
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>>51289610
I don't know how to get the new photos out of the phone and onto the computer, but you can have this photo from valentine's day a few years ago.

>> No.51289665
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This one is for the Bobos with the booming crash
Top is long down, crash with the cooler system
When he come up in the stocks, he be blazin' up
Got no cash deck like he savin' up
And he ill, he real, he might gotta sell now
He pop calls and he got the wrong picks
He cold, he broke, he might sell
He always in the stocks, but he never raise cash
He a motherfuckin' trip, trip,
I said, excuse me you're a hell dumb guy
I mean my, my, my, my you're like poor pelican guy
I mean, you're so broke and I'm loving you lose money
You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh
Yes, I did, yes, I did
Somebody please tell him who the eff I is
I am Bobo, I fuck them dudes up
Back coupes up and chuck the deuce up
Boy, you got my stocks runnin' down
Beating like a drum and it's coming your way
Can't you hear that
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass?
He got that super crash
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah that's that super crash
Boom, boom, boom, badoom, boom (bass, bass)
Boom, boom, boom (bass, yeah)
Boom, boom, boom, badoom, boom (bass, bass)
Boom, boom, boom (bass)
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
He got that SUPER CRASH
Boom, boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah, that's that SUPER CRASH!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JipHEz53sU&list=RDfRh_vgS2dFE&index=5

>> No.51289667

No

>> No.51289669
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ok now that! was definitely the bottom. i hope you sold bobos

>> No.51289670
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Good morning /smg/ sirs. Please do the needful and buy the dip. Thank you.

>> No.51289672
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>>51289465
0dte puts only

>> No.51289691

>>51289669
Bobos buy to close

>> No.51289692
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kek, baggies (myself included), kek

>> No.51289693

>>51289664
she has crazy hungry eyes

>> No.51289699
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SOXS and SQQQ have absolutely printed the last month (about +50% and +35% respectively). Explain why you have NOT been fully in since it became obvious no pivot was happening at Michael Jackson's Hole IMMEDIATELY.

>> No.51289701

>>51289693
hungry for BIGGU WITTO COCKU

>> No.51289704

>>51289669
Cocky attitudes like these only ensure more drops, faggot. When will you learn, stop heeming my calls with bad luck, fuck face

>> No.51289705
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Morning /smg/. Here are some AI-generated images of business people worshipping the golden bull. Put this to good use.

>> No.51289707

>>51289693
>she

>> No.51289710
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>>51289409
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE ......FLOORRRRRRRRRR!!!

>> No.51289713
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>implied open is +200

>> No.51289714

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.51289716

>>51289620
It's a globalist think tank thinking about global problems. WEF is shorthand.

We're not dealing with 1% or 10% fatal chimppox and, surprise surprise, people with working immune systems also don't catch it without intense, penis-skin-to-butt-skin contact. Projections and scenarios are not reality.

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>> No.51289721
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>>51289705

>> No.51289722
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>>51289699
$sark just hits different

>> No.51289724

OP is a retarded faggot redditor

>> No.51289737
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>10yr yield: 3.333%

>> No.51289738
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>>51289721

>> No.51289743

>>51287660
>TRT world

>> No.51289752
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>>51289738

>> No.51289755

>>51289738
still less eerie than our actual corporate and political leaders

>> No.51289757

>>51289693
Well it was valentine's day, so if memory serves me she took her roses and threw all the petals in the bath tub and made me just lay in the tub with her, and then when we got out of the tub we made love.

>> No.51289758
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>SPCE green

The market is so smart. It knows that even if the world is ending right now, outer space will still be there.

>> No.51289761

do not redeem

>> No.51289763
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>the year 2022
>internet dog coins have a more solid floor and less volatility than stock indexs
>good news is bad news, bad news is good news
>the markets will tank until more transgender women of color have engineering jobs

Honk honk

>> No.51289766

a little poison?

>> No.51289775

>>51289758
They're taking over all the Artemis missions now that SLS has failed. Branson is *that* well connected.

>> No.51289777
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>>51289752

>> No.51289778

>>51289737
Japanese financial policy was helping with us bonds I guess and now that yen is buck broken maybe our yields go up

>> No.51289779

>>51289763
and that's a good thing!

>> No.51289784

>>51289705
I'm still trying to get Stable Diffusion working with my AMD GPU. Shoulda bought Nvidia

>> No.51289786
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>>51289738
>>51289752
holy shit that's the golden bull they built while moses was on the mountain. the stock market is evil? bulls are evil?

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>>51289409
Be honest /smg/ how many of you have been buying China Stocks?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmX2p6Ddvbs

>> No.51289791

What the fuck is the point of pre market if the market plummets on open anyway?

>> No.51289794

>>51289786
Good people don't make money.

>> No.51289796
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>>51289777

>> No.51289797

Just sold all my VOO and VXUS index funds. We are heading into a massive recession. I will not hold these index fund bags for 30 years.

>> No.51289798

>>51289641
The overnight futures pump was just robots fighting over pennies. The real tell was that bond yields were climbing all night.

>> No.51289799
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51289799

Is it pic related getting priced in as maybe actually really happening?
Is the market saying "oh fug" as they assign a % likelihood to a 2022 Squad Democrat Congress voting to bust a union?

>> No.51289805

>>51289786
now factor in Moloch and a certain group of people

>> No.51289812

other pos is groing green. other is laggard shit.

3/5 i am feeling okay so far

>> No.51289815
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>>51289797
can't just hold cash, where are you putting it?

>> No.51289816

>>51289791
You shouldn't be up so early.

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>>51289662
weeeeeeee

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fartgas bros I am getting heemed

>> No.51289819

>>51289805
And factor in Obama saying we need a stake in their plan

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>>51289796
And that's it for now. Back to your regularly scheduled AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

>> No.51289822

>>51289791
It’s almost like low volume AH action is meaningless and the big boys don’t start selling until the market actually opens

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>>51289786
Of course we are.
Making bobos piss cum and shit since the beginning of the stock market

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>DXY 110.5
Plaza Accord 2 EOW

>> No.51289828

>>51289791
Remember July and August? Remember all those -1% gap downs that magically floated up to +0.5% by EOD?

I member.

>> No.51289832

>>51289796
These are great. Thanks anom

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>>51289692
nice bait anon, but we've had enough of these events here that no one, not even some of you who even have an econ module in high school social studies, fell for that premarket pump.

>> No.51289838

>>51289786
Bears where actually backed by Him all along...

>> No.51289841

>>51289788
never, death to all commies and chinks

>> No.51289846

>>51289796
OK this one is good

>> No.51289848
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>>51289788
ALL IN IN YANG GANG HAHA!

>> No.51289853

>>51289784
Yeah, I did some ML stuff and never longed AMD stock after. AMD GPU is not competitive with cuda

>> No.51289858

>>51289827
Nope, Biden’s got bigger problems to worry about right now, and when the Republicans take Congress, they’ll never let Biden tank the dollar in favor of the Euros who mocked them and now need their help

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>>51289758
why is SPCE green................

>> No.51289866

How is the baba value play working out

>> No.51289868

Just sold off SOXS at 55
Where do I park the cash now? Back to SOXL at 12?

>> No.51289883

If you're smart, you'd buy PRTY because all the bears are going to be throwing ragers to celebrate their gains. It's already pumped back up into the green.

>> No.51289887

give me one reason I shouldn't buy this BBBY dip

>> No.51289894

>>51289868
Don't touch soxl wight now.

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>>51289887
You have an IQ over 80?

>> No.51289902

>>51289868
11 at the absolute highest. Preferably 10 or below

>> No.51289905
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51289905

Looks like /our/ boy the Bagler might break 100k this week on this stupid gambling account.

>> No.51289909

Sex

>> No.51289913

>>51289909
I can't profit off this.

>> No.51289914
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51289914

The bull and bear concept was a way to get the goyim to indirectly worship a bullgod.

Also, WHERE ARE THE GREEN DAYS?

>> No.51289924

>>51289913
>He isnt pimping hoes for cash flow

>> No.51289926

>>51289507
>cathie at an event sponsored by the milken institute
lol now that's some clownworld shit right there

>> No.51289940

>>51289868
You want a 3x etf or similar portfolio in a stable bull market.

>> No.51289944

What in the heck happened futes were green and now I come back to this??? What did you do to the market???

>> No.51289945

>>51289757
that sounds real nice

>> No.51289951

>>51289519
>second by second?
seek help

>> No.51289952

>>51289926
after 2008 we shifted into the permanent clownworld overdrive timeline.

>> No.51289956
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>>51289944
the market?
well i have some unfortunate news for you

>> No.51289961

>>51289887
You like gaining money instead of losing it.

>> No.51289962
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51289962

The end is near. Don't fight. Just embrace it. :)

>> No.51289966

lmao

>> No.51289968
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51289968

>>51289705
>>51289721
>>51289738
>>51289752
>>51289777
>>51289796
It's over for you, bull worshipers.

>> No.51289973
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51289973

>DXY

>> No.51289975

>>51289966
quit laughing!

>> No.51289976

Alright green by end of day. They shook out the goyim time to run some headline about how some fed person said something vaguely positive

>> No.51289978
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51289978

Do you have a high energy trading playlist or song? For me it's The Man by The Killers.

>> No.51289983

>>51289944
no one fell for that. i refuse to believe anyone fell for that.

>> No.51289985

>>51289905
>9/6 exp
>9/28 exp

what? Am I retarded? How is that possible? None of those dates are Fridays. One of them is today.

>> No.51289988
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51289988

HUGE MACHETE FIGHT HAPPENING IN CENTRAL LONDON RIGHT NOW SELL EVERYTHING

>> No.51289989

>>51289887
good lord anon, genuinely what's wrong with you? i have a friend who is literally like 85 IQ who keeps making excuses about BBBY too and bought in last week. I cannot fathom how you people think

>> No.51289996
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51289996

>Your laughing
>People are losing their life savings and you're laughing

>> No.51290002

>>51289705
>Put this to good use.
put a yarmulkel on the bull

>> No.51290007
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51290007

>>51289975
no

>> No.51290012

>>51289944
Don't worry, I'm sure it'll crab up violently around noon and then end flat for the day.

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>>51289968
>tfw you are the plague that helps rescue the Jews from bondage
woops

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>>51289973
Cash gain motherfucka. fuck yo inflation. DOLLAR MONEY IS KANG!

>> No.51290022

>>51289988
the only thing that would stop this violence is more immigration.

>> No.51290024
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51290024

>>51289763
Absolute amanojaku market

>> No.51290025
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51290025

SLAVA UKRAINE

>> No.51290029

>>51289973
Invest well and your portfolio will only go UUP, UUP, UUP.

>> No.51290033
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>>51289996
>People are losing their life savings and you're laughing

oh hahah

>> No.51290036

SQQQ go brrrrrrrrrrrrr

>> No.51290043
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51290043

It's all so tiresome.

>> No.51290048

>>51290025
I think bears would rather be drinking mead

>> No.51290054

>>51289985
You just tell the broker you want the ones for today.

>> No.51290058

>>51290022
We *clap* need *clap* more *clap* Somalis *clap* in *clap* afghani *clap* neighborhoods

>> No.51290064

>>51289976
The only goyim getting shaken in is you, mumu
Feed my puts

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51290073

>>51290048
I only drink pure honey

>> No.51290076
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51290076

should i be long or short?

>> No.51290086

>>51290076
go long anon, you'll be rich by the end of the month

>> No.51290091
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51290091

Imagine being a retarded permabull that keeps buying the dip during a global depression hoping for a meltup lol

>> No.51290101

>>51289665
Decent/10

>> No.51290107
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51290107

>>51290076

>> No.51290109
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51290109

>>51289978
Anything by Sickick

>> No.51290116
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51290116

>>51290076
>DUDE LE HECKIN BUY LE DIPPERINO
>TRUST THE FED
>2 MORE WEEKS FOR THE MEGA PUMP

>> No.51290119

I have 36 dollars left over what penny stock should i buy?

>> No.51290120

>>51289757
Its wonderful you have a partner that makes you feel like such a pretty little girl

>> No.51290127

women like it long

>> No.51290129

>>51289978
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDFtHSy9PQZM_lSyt7CVIRB9DlxNvfhpD

>> No.51290131
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51290131

>>51290091
Imagine longing anything but memestocks at the bottom of their cover cycles during peak clownworld market times
>imagine not selling at the tops of those cycles and then repeating this ad infinitum for the past two years
lol, lmao FUCK real tickers for real companies that really get used for margin and pumped and dumped at will.

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51290134

>>51289738
>>51289752
>>51289777
>>51289796

not for long mumu

>> No.51290137

>>51290091
The depression ends someday anon. It did every time in history.
Buying and going long is the best thing to do

>> No.51290139

>>51289757
tfw no gookfu to bathe with

>> No.51290144
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51290144

>>51289868
Remember SOXL has little support as you approach zero due to the leverage and the daily re-buying. It can blast right through the center of the Earth. Direxion will just reverse-split it and reset the board.

>> No.51290153

>>51290119
A good meal anon

>> No.51290154
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51290154

Hey
Buy when the local level Fed Chairs do

Don't tell anyone about these cheatcodes ok?

>> No.51290155

So crazy how stocks lose their value over literally nothing

>> No.51290162
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51290162

which ticker can I use to long mormon births

>> No.51290168

>>51290076
i had a bad dream so i think short.

>> No.51290173

>>51290144
I-It's okay right?

>> No.51290185
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51290185

intel new 52 week low
wew buddy

>> No.51290186
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51290186

>>51290086
>>51290107
not sure if trying to trick me
>>51290116
not sure if trying to price me out

>> No.51290187

>>51290144
>the goose friend in the background
:(

>> No.51290189

>>51290144
>Untitled Goose Game: Hardcore Edition

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>>51290131

>> No.51290196

>>51290155
>It's crazy how stocks gain value on literally nothing (but a runaway money printer)
Faggot

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51290202

>>51290116
slurpers get what the fucking deserve.

>> No.51290204

Just sold $80k of VTI with a cost basis of $210/share
>at least my 8k of SQQQ is doing a little sumpin sumpin

>> No.51290226

>>51290144
Surely it wont go below 10?
We are almost reaching the bottom, how low can stocks like INTC, AMD and NVDA go to drag down SOXL?

>> No.51290232
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51290232

ooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.51290233

Which short etf do I pick? Is SPXS fun?

>> No.51290239
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51290239

>PRTY
OH LAAAAAAAAAWD

>> No.51290241

>>51290155
you think euros freezing to death and having their economy grind to a ww2 tier halt is nothing?

>> No.51290246

>>51290232
wtf was that?

>> No.51290249

>>51290162
They all look the same

>> No.51290254
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51290254

buddy look at baba computer

>> No.51290255

oh no overleveraged semiconductor bros
https://www.direxion.com/press-release/direxion-closing-seven-etfs

>> No.51290257

Time to buy some tech like NVDA, or is it still a bit too early?

>> No.51290258
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51290258

bouncy boingy like baggies boobies

>> No.51290266

>>51290241
But the European market is up today. Even the German Dax is up

>> No.51290269
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51290269

>>51290241
Yes

>> No.51290270

>>51290241
If this is the reason why is gas and oil plummeting?

>> No.51290274

Oil is undervalued. RIGHT?

>> No.51290283

>>51290270
That and China committing sudoku.

>> No.51290285
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51290285

>51289976
Yeppp. ~394 close

>> No.51290290
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51290290

In 2022 on an early Tuesday morning...

>> No.51290292

>>51290274
we will find out at expiry

>> No.51290301

>>51290255
Direxion closing SOXL right now would be a gift to the bagholders. Sometimes you have to help people who can't help themselves

>> No.51290302

>>51290283
China sudoku has been going on for a while now though. Why would the market suddenly react today after all this time?

>> No.51290304

>>51290274
Who knows, factories are closing down, recession consumes less too, we'll see

>> No.51290309

>>51290274
No,

>> No.51290316

>>51290162
He truly is an awesome god

>> No.51290322
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51290322

Told you guys 'bout uranium. You didn't listen.

>> No.51290331

>>51290322
I did anon, I did

>> No.51290337

>>51290322
oh you mean with UUUU was at 11? yeah thank fucking god i didn't listen

>> No.51290345

>>51290322
Baggie.

>> No.51290355
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51290355

>>51290290
Lol, no
Sub 80 iq retards getting played for their capital, that's all

>> No.51290360

>>51289978
im just listening to my recommended on jewtube

>> No.51290359

>>51290322
Shut the fuck up. This is the problem with anonymous posting. You're all so fucking smart in hindsight but when you fuck up big time like the EQNR shill you disappear from the board.
It's easy to give financial advice when you never have to own up to your mistakes.

>> No.51290363

>>51290322
Imagine riding with her in the back around that beautiful landscape.
Going in a nice onsen in the evening and have sweaty post bath sex on a comfy bed

>> No.51290365

>>51290345
How can I help you?

>> No.51290377

My lil AEVA doin somethin

>> No.51290380

>>51290337
some of us went down like 60% the last 6 months
-20% is a drop in the bucket

>> No.51290386
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51290386

Last week (or maybe 2 weeks ago, i dunno), I placed a buy limit order good for 60 days on intel stock. Figured what the hell,more of a shat and grin deal with some left over money. Well the order got placed today. Go me...

>> No.51290388

>>51290365
Baggot.

>> No.51290414 [DELETED] 

>>51290363
the best was when we through a blue bath bomb in the tub, she was riding me reverse cowgirl and I was just watching the blue water shoot up from her ass crack every time she slid down my shaft.

>> No.51290420
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51290420

volume is low as fuck big money isnt even participating in this market. volatility is crabbing and capitulation has not yet been reached.

>> No.51290427

Today is going to be a green day then blood red tomorrow. All hail the white man.

>> No.51290429

ok guys all my money transferred into my etrade account. Calls on SQQQ?

>> No.51290431

WTF is the euROPEan market pumping and the US market is getting rekt??

>> No.51290436
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51290436

>>51290420
>he thinks over 1M emini s&p contracts before 11am is low volume

>> No.51290440

>>51290431
they got a new prime masturbator or some bullshit

>> No.51290455

>>51290249
Which makes my peepee hard

>> No.51290482

>>51290266
>>51290270

another scam. vol is low. big money waiting to offload bags.

you can fake a lot of shit with scamfuckery. not having enough fuel to actually make the machines make and deliver products isn't something you can scam your way out of with numbers. there will be no hiding this collapse.

>> No.51290490

>>51290249
thats why you impregnate all of them. you know, I am starting to think that mormonism is the one true white mans religion.

>> No.51290499
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51290499

YEAH IM THINKING WE'RE BACK

>> No.51290505

thread theme
https://youtu.be/rHdqWkV0XoM

>> No.51290514
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51290514

This market is far too Hebrew for my liking

>> No.51290521
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51290521

stop fucking selling right now

>> No.51290523

>>51290429
>>51290429
>>51290429
>>51290429
frens?

>> No.51290525

/r basedmen pointing at a big red arrow with some green at the end

>> No.51290544
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51290544

Time for that algo dump to 386
What you know about that

>> No.51290563

Snoring@the thread.

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>>51290505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0ow4tGgZWk

actual thread theme. the new age begins with the cessation of russian oil, whatever that age may be.

>> No.51290579

>>51290523
sure i'll sell you some

>> No.51290591

>>51290579
whats your roblox id

>> No.51290597
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51290597

>what it feels like holding SQQQ

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51290608

>>51290544
>the algos are dumping the market
turns out algos aren't very innovative

>> No.51290615

>>51290162
Sauce

>> No.51290619 [DELETED] 

>>51290582
>>51290582
>>51290582

>> No.51290626
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51290626

>>51290597
Don't remind me..

>> No.51290634

>>51290162
brb moving to utah

>> No.51290668

>>51290619
Deleted

>> No.51290675

BULL RUN

>> No.51290678

early bakers get the rope

>> No.51290680
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>> No.51290682

some asshole bought my faggot's delights and now they're stuck holding the bag. I'm feeling pretty good about that.

>> No.51290691

>>51290682
how many heeb points do you have in your gamble account now baggot?

>> No.51290712
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51290712

I swear, bulls and their cuck posting are dragging the market down
Stop being such degenerates and let it recover

>> No.51290715

>>51290691
im down 10% now. so i got like 50k

>> No.51290721

everything is awesome

>> No.51290729

My folio is 100% PRTY now so it better be a good Halloween.

>> No.51290737

>>51290729
might want to check the pumpkin futures

>> No.51290738

>>51290715
put it all in BLUE 5$ 1/23 calls and you'll be a millionaire

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51290739

>>51290721
yes sir, quite
haha

>> No.51290742

This market is so schizo

>> No.51290748

>>51290626
>>51290597
seems to be doing fine

>> No.51290750

>>51290701
>>51290701

>> No.51290754

both my plays are mildly green, feels good.

lot of babysitting 10 bux positions though lul

>> No.51290835

>>51289988
Checked & heiled. I hate niggers so much its unreal.
>verification not required