/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.51281749]

I want to go back Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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[Anonymous No.51281901]

Reminder to get yourself a hobby. But not a poor person hobby. Ick.

[Anonymous No.51281903]

NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.51281914]

[Anonymous No.51281922]

>>51281901
PC gamers were the master race after all

[Anonymous No.51281935]

>>51281901
>using cardiovascular equipment
wtf does that even mean

[Anonymous No.51281940]

I can't believe how much of a pass Biden is getting for this economy. Fuck our faggot media and Democrats. Holy fuck.

[Anonymous No.51281962]

>>51281935
Probably rowing, using the stairstepper, treadmill (instead of running outside), that kind of stuff.

[Anonymous No.51281965]

>>51281940
it's Dark Brandon now, and we're in the strongest economy ever he said so in a speech anon

[Anonymous No.51281968]

>>51281901
The thing about religious television is that there are much better ways at least as a Christian to Study the word of God and strengthen your faith. Usually religious television is music oriented anyway. I find reading the Bible itself, listening to sermons and reading christian theological books to be better. (You have to be careful about who is writing them though, there are a lot of snakes in christian theology)

[Anonymous No.51281967]

>>51281935
Treadmill/elliptical/stationary bike

[Anonymous No.51281971]

>>51281901
Wheres anime
Also I am back to school teaching tomorrow please send me patience that I dont drop kick a mlp watching retard student that I know I have

[Anonymous No.51281991]

Reminder that pickleball is the most accessible rich sport and you too can be the market. Go get a personal loan and use that for a down payment on a mortgage that you somehow put in stocks? Do you put the house in stocks? That is for you to figure out! Also, sell covered calls on Coupang because theta plays are rich man's game, like Pickleball!

[Anonymous No.51281997]

>>51281940
Labor prices are out of control.

https://youtu.be/UscwJPhYHe4

[Anonymous No.51282000]

>>51281965
Economy went pretty quickly to shedding jobs. Feda gonna get rates to 4% this year and then have to chill if economy responded that quickly to demand destruction fed policies.

[Anonymous No.51282002]

>>51281940
There's a reason his approval is sub 40% despite polling be statistically in his favor. Almost everyone, except the most nonsensically brainwashed leftists, thinks he's doing a bad job. Even some boomer liberals acknowledge he's terrible and a joke.
>>51281962
>>51281967
weird way of putting it I guess

[Anonymous No.51282003]

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A6hG6Xg6zQ

[Anonymous No.51282004]

SPY is testing 400 again tomorrow and then I will sell these. It has already happened I confirmed it in a dream last night and shitcoins + futures have already confirmed future presents

[Anonymous No.51282015]

>>51281971
Japanimation would fall under "Television and movies (not religious)". Except for that Genesis Evangelical show, which probably counts as religious.

[Anonymous No.51282041]

>>51281901
My hobbies are Fishing, Biking, Bowling, Reading, Weightlifting, and Playing Games.
>boating being that high
I believe it, and boaters are usually insufferable old boomers blasting music super loud from their boats or college age kids of boomers drinking shitloads of booze and riding jetskis. I never understood, why go all the way out of the city, travel possibly hours, spend all that money to do something specifically outdoors and then blast music the whole time and just ride around while talking with people or sitting on the deck of your houseboat? Genuinely baffling to me. Is it just a status thing?

[Anonymous No.51282049]

>>51281901
Jogging is for the rich

[Anonymous No.51282064]

>>51282000
checked, as easy as it is to blame Biden doesn't the economy go in cycles anyway? Wouldn't the last president's policies affect us now? Although I do agree some of it is due to immediately cancelling Trump's policies and draining the SPR. It will be interesting to see gas prices after it's nearly gone

[Anonymous No.51282066]

>past participles

[Anonymous No.51282096]

>>51282003
futures were up last i checked so i don't know

[Anonymous No.51282106]

>>51282066
>weekend contango

[Anonymous No.51282113]

From now on I'm buying $300 of jepi every paycheck.

[Anonymous No.51282125]

>>51282049
makes sense. At some point you need to be able to afford new knees

[Anonymous No.51282129]

USOIL and CL1! are almost 2% off.
ffs I hate when this happens.

[Anonymous No.51282145]

>>51282096
I just checked and there is no future

[Anonymous No.51282159]

>>51282096
Market's irrational but what possible reason could we have for tomorrow to be better than last week?

[Anonymous No.51282162]

>>51281901
>softball for the rich
>baseball for the poor
Lmao lolwut
>exercise being high
Based
>using the computer (excluding games?) being high
Based, but is video games even on here? I don't see 'using the computer for games'
>relaxing/thinking is for poor people
Lolwut again

[Anonymous No.51282181]

>>51282159
Everyone here thinks it's going down so it's going up. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.51282192]

>>51281749
futures

[Anonymous No.51282196]

>>51282162
>baseball for the poor
Playing it is, but watching it isn't lol

[Anonymous No.51282217]

>>51281901
Ah yes, another poll I and nobody else was ever included in. Seriously, are all polls fake? When am I ever going to receive a survey?

[Anonymous No.51282218]

>>51282162
>>relaxing/thinking is for poor people
Aka laying around not doing anything, a perfect fit

[Anonymous No.51282221]

ummm futures bros???

[Anonymous No.51282229]

>>51282159
Russia has enough supply capacity to not need to ship to Europe so they can just turn it off and save parts for the chinese and indians who will pay.

[Anonymous No.51282237]

>>51282049
Joggers are ruining this country

[Anonymous No.51282250]

they are short ladder attacking oil bros, the hedgies are winning

[Anonymous No.51282296]

YOU GUYS ARE THE BIGGEST NIGGERS IN EXISTENCE..JUST A BUNCH OF BITCHING AND MOANING. SHUT THE FUCK UP. I HATE ALL OF YOU AAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51282335]

Should I DCA in to VTI now or just keep accumulating FDVV?

[Anonymous No.51282338]

>Yesssss goy buy oil right before the next lockdown for covid 2 or gaysex

[Anonymous No.51282344]

>>51282229
For oil sure, nat gas is mainly shipped by pipelines into Europe that can't easily be redirected to Asia. But Europe openly stated their goal was to ween off entirely eventually. Cutting them off on his terms was his best play even if he can't sell it elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.51282364]

>>51281749
>$3.94
>minimum wage: $1.60
>2.4625 hrs of work to afford this

>2022 this costs $26.99
>minimum wage $7.25
>3.72 hours to afford this

>also it's only 8 piece instead of 10, and 4 biscuits instead of 6 rolls

[Anonymous No.51282370]

>Greek Yogurt now $6.20 for 32 oz

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I DIDN'T GET RICH IN THE BULLMARKET AND NOW I'M FUCKED

[Anonymous No.51282374]

>>51282196
Sports enjoyers are more wealthy than sport playing peasants, /sp/ wins again.

[Anonymous No.51282379]

>>51282335
>DCA
>VTI
Bro you're not even investing you're basically just king boomer letting others use his money

[Anonymous No.51282438]

>>51282370
Sounds like you are getting ripped off. Still 3.25 where I live for plain full fat.

[Anonymous No.51282441]

It seems SIGA bottomed out around $14.50

[Anonymous No.51282442]

>>51281901
>music is a poor person hobby
Also tfw 3rd take on a meme upload.
https://voca.ro/16GtTYXnkRfv

[Anonymous No.51282448]

>you don't even get the rolls anymore

[Anonymous No.51282465]

>>51282442
i feel even poorer having listened to this

[Anonymous No.51282484]

>>51282250
OPEC+, tired of Biden's gay SPR bullshit, begins cutting 100k bpdpd.

That's right, lowering the production target 100k the first day, another 100k the next day...

>>51282296
Jeez, dude, calm down. Take up pickleball or something.

[Anonymous No.51282486]

I'M NOT SELLING MY FUCKING BAGS!!!

[Anonymous No.51282503]

>>51282484
Wait so its not just 100k less hut its going to continually increase?

[Anonymous No.51282514]

>>51282503
I'm just memeing about what they should do if oil stays in the 80s. For now they've just done a single monthly meeting that bumps the daily target down 100k.

[Anonymous No.51282540]

>futes

[Anonymous No.51282544]

>>51282486
more like cant am i right

[Anonymous No.51282605]

>>51282064
>trump's economy memes are back

[Anonymous No.51282631]

>>51282379
Buying an ETF isn’t investing? How did people become so successful doing so then? What do you suggest I do? Buy Rocketlab?

[Anonymous No.51282649]

>>51282064
The massive 2021 stimulus packages surely had something to do with the inflation we're seeing. Pretty sure Bidet signed off on that

[Anonymous No.51282651]

>>51281668
I have unironically lived that life and have personally experienced what's depicted in that Chinese comic book.

>>51281705
why would it need to be repaid in a single year?

>>51281741
answer me!

>>51281831
I've seen someone on here do it before. they bought soxl at 30 and sold at 35. I'm thinking I could probably buy soxl at 5 or 10 and sell at 20.

[Anonymous No.51282655]

>>51281901
judging by the $50k median household income, that data is at least 15 years old. I imagine things have changed since then

[Anonymous No.51282676]

SOXL sers is today our day?

[Anonymous No.51282679]

ive figured out the market goym.
>exercise extreme patience
>buy with extreme discretion
>buying is extremely important perhaps even more so than selling
>need to buy during the worst of times like now when fear is high
>blood on the streets gains in the sheets
>dont waste time and energy on a loser
>stick to your strategy and plan
>the market is like a river do not attempt to fight its current
>find your edge or expertise
>risk tolerance
>enjoy a refreshing beverage from time to time

[Anonymous No.51282708]

>>51282655
Apparently it's data from 2017 or thereabouts: https://www.visualcapitalist.com/americans-spend-time-income/

Looks like the original tweet was https://nitter.ca/hnrklndbrg/status/875339368147415041#m

[Anonymous No.51282737]

>>51282484
Isn't demand already currently 3 million barrels a day above supply from OPEC+ already? What's another 100k barrels going to do? Send some kind of message?

[Anonymous No.51282748]

>>51282049
Unironically. in poorer areas you never see anyone jogging or cycling. The more joggers and especially cyclists you see the wealthier the area.

[Anonymous No.51282754]

Jalapeno FU?

[Anonymous No.51282793]

>>51281749
That's a fairly small amount of chicken for the average size person, let alone four

[Anonymous No.51282794]

>>51282737
>Isn't demand already currently 3 million barrels a day above supply from OPEC+ already?
Nope, the JTC (OPEC's market nerds) estimate a 300k oversupply: https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/opec-jtcs-base-case-sees-market-deficit-300000-bpd-2023-document-2022-09-01/

>What's another 100k barrels going to do? Send some kind of message?
Today's 100k bpd cut was mean to send a message to oil bears. I'm joking that they should cut 100k more every day to *really* send a message.

Imagine, a 6m bpd deficit by midterms.

[Anonymous No.51282867]

>>51281901
>only like reading and listening to music
Guess I'm not cut out to be rich

[Anonymous No.51282898]

Are the rumors true? Are there really demons traveling from Hell every morning to manipulate the stock market all day, and then going back to Hell after the markets close?

[Anonymous No.51282899]

>>51282748
>The more joggers the wealthier the area.

[Anonymous No.51282916]

>>51282794
Does that also account for spr release?

[Anonymous No.51282969]

>Find out natgas pipeline to Europe is being constructed
>Capacity is 2.5% of total EU annual consumption, supplied by allies
>Demand it gets canceled
>It is
>Provide 0 reasoning
>Be the US in January 2022
https://www.jpost.com/international/article-693866

[Anonymous No.51282975]

>>51282898
Yes, but instead of going back to hell they go sleep in your socks

[Anonymous No.51282980]

>>51281749
>pic
how do i convince my tech illiterate grandpa to take his money out of cds? he has six figures in there slowly wasting away

[Anonymous No.51283010]

>>51282916
I believe they assume the releases stop when they're said to stop.

[Anonymous No.51283034]

>>51282441
We'll see. Got burned twice trying to time the bottom on it. I've given up and am waiting for a reversal, which won't come without news. No news means it just keeps on plummeting. I still got out with roughly 60% profit, but it would have been 100% if I hadn't fucked that up.

[Anonymous No.51283046]

Is the news out of Kiev going to tank the market tomorrow? Not seeing any reaction yet

[Anonymous No.51283057]

>>51282793
Naw massa, that ain't half big 'nuff!

[Anonymous No.51283066]

>>51282980

Well given that he's outperforming a lot of people itt I don't think you should. You don't want to manage your grandads money and he sure as shit isn't going to want to do what he'd need to do to survive in this market (i.e. tactically hoping in/out of SQQQ ).

Maybe tell him to put it index diversified commodity funds after the Fed has clearly pivoted.

[Anonymous No.51283080]

>>51282465
That's the $20 Chinese USB microphone into the $400 Swedish DAW doing it's magic!

[Anonymous No.51283095]

>>51282898
Why do you think the market operates on such a strict time schedule? Open your true eyes to see.

[Fatburg No.51283140]

>>51281901
Where chess
Is it a poor pleb game
Also I'm all over the spectrum

[Anonymous No.51283155]

>>51283095
I don't know, I'm just asking about what they told me

[Anonymous No.51283160]

>>51283046
What happened?

[Anonymous No.51283180]

>>51282898
...Reverse repo demons?

[Anonymous No.51283234]

>>51283155
did you try opening your true eyes like the anon said

[Anonymous No.51283235]

>>51281749
Why futes arent moving

[Anonymous No.51283240]

WHERE MY SIGA NIGGAS AT?

[Anonymous No.51283296]

>>51283240
at the gay piss orgy

[Anonymous No.51283304]

>>51283240
We all sold ages ago
You better not still be holding like a dumbass

[Anonymous No.51283320]

NET bros how is this kiwifarms debacle going to affect us tomorrow? Bullish, bearish, or a nothingburger?

[Anonymous No.51283332]

>>51282748
Imagine jogging in an area where you are risking getting mugged, raped and killed.
t. live in an area where you risk getting mugged, raped and killed.

[Anonymous No.51283348]

>>51283332
Some billionaire heiress got kidnapped by a street rapist

[Anonymous No.51283398]

>>51282898
Nah, that's just New Jersey

[Anonymous No.51283408]

>>51283348
which one? bill gates daughter or Amschel Rothschild's daughter?

[Anonymous No.51283415]

>>51281935
>>51282002
>t. cardiovascular equipment abuser

[Anonymous No.51283426]

>>51283408
Bill gates daughter burns the coal willingly. Might be the rothschild iunno. I just know some very rich woman jogging got napped right off the street

[Anonymous No.51283429]

Satan wants you

[Anonymous No.51283436]

>>51283080
>>51282442
>>51283140
This.

https://vocaroo.com/1lb0RVczKFaR

[Jealous No.51283435]

water fu?

[Anonymous No.51283461]

>>51282631
They got rich, first of all, doing that over decades in a perfect environment of growth, peace, and a white nation where women weren't literally exclusively sex toys. We are in the decline stage of society. That won't hold up as USA slowly degrades to Brazil status

[Anonymous No.51283468]

>>51283429 >>51283435

>No soliciting.

[Anonymous No.51283474]

>>51282899
Lol

[Anonymous No.51283492]

Based Colonel Sanders. You'll never see that clown at McDonalds doing this

[Anonymous No.51283525]

>>>/f/3487321

[Anonymous No.51283561]

>>51282605
Best economy since Reagan, so yes.

[Anonymous No.51283625]

>3939

[Anonymous No.51283646]

>>51283426
What would you do /smg/ if you sacrificed your entire life to give it heirs billions and they married a nigger.

[Anonymous No.51283675]

>>51283646
get divorced and then remarry a 19 yo golddigger waiting for me to die that I know is going to contest the shit out of my inheritance.

[Anonymous No.51283684]

Uranium is due another face melting rally

[Anonymous No.51283710]

>Vanguard forecast 10-year annual returns of
>us equity - 5.1%
>foreign equity - 7.6%
>us bonds - 3.6%
Shit is about to get spicy lads

[Anonymous No.51283729]

Futures fading fast

[Anonymous No.51283741]

test

[Anonymous No.51283742]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51283786]

>>51281749

This inflation has gotten out of control

[Anonymous No.51283798]

>>51283786
don't say that too loud you'll wake up the supply chain glowie fed poster

[Anonymous No.51283801]

>>51282748
This has less to do with the quality of the neighborhood (you can always just get a treadmill...) and more that:
> registering for races costs money
> traveling to said races costs money
> training gear and/or gym memberships cost money
> having free time to spend hours running instead of working or doing errands is in-and-of-itself a sign of secure income and stability
My mom was in executive leadership and ran marathons regularly, it's not cheap if you're doing it socially.

[Anonymous No.51283813]

This pajeeta is kinda cute

[Anonymous No.51283823]

>>51283813
international is waking up
VT and VXUS chads we're in

[Anonymous No.51283825]

>>51281901
This chart is basically dating advice.

[Anonymous No.51283831]

>>51283813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDncd2GUZP0

[Anonymous No.51283850]

>>51283825
>date softball players
I've got bad news for you.

[Anonymous No.51283852]

>>51281901
Why is watching basketball so high? Does it mean like in person?

[Anonymous No.51283859]

Didn't read the thread. I'm buying SOXL calls for January at market open. Later.

[Anonymous No.51283871]

>>51283850
Nah. Notice the highest bracket for softball is really small. You want to go for running, yoga, and racket sports, or attending expensive sports games.

[Anonymous No.51283887]

>>51283813
>India actually became a superpower only 2 years late

>>51283850
Hey, maybe anon likes a challenge.

[Anonymous No.51283900]

>>51281901
Walking vs running is the prole gap.

[Anonymous No.51283914]

>>51283046
N

[Anonymous No.51283922]

>>51283887
It's kind of fucking with me that the Indian market has outperformed every single other major market this year and is right now hovering at all time high

[Anonymous No.51283937]

>>51283922
dude they are a population of over a billion fucking people AND they don't have china's commie shit

they are going to go crazy

[Anonymous No.51283981]

>>51283922
>>51283937
"Fuck you, G7, we're taking that Russian oil" shows they've at least got a glimmer of promise.

[Anonymous No.51283986]

>germans are paying the equivalent of $9 a gallon still

Holy fuck

[Anonymous No.51283996]

>>51283986
they'll pay for the 200$ uranium and they will be happy

[Anonymous No.51284010]

>>51283986
>trump warned them about their russian dependence in his eu speech
>germans can be seen laughing it off
fucking pottery
>>51283981
I will shit a brick if they make a brics reserve currency

[Anonymous No.51284013]

>>51283859
SOXL!!!!

[Anonymous No.51284016]

I was watching an interview with Puri today, the Indian energy minister and he basically said the West can kick rocks they're buying oil from Russia. Fucking kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0F1B2FOcY6M

[Anonymous No.51284028]

>>51283937
soon

[Anonymous No.51284077]

Good Mooooorninnnnn0sahvg

[Anonymous No.51284093]

>>51284016
Based sirs

[Anonymous No.51284099]

>>51284077
Good morning,, Sir

[HODL No.51284121]

Is GME still a good buy? Been out tha game for a while.

[Anonymous No.51284130]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but stocks

[Anonymous No.51284154]

>>51281901
>watching baseball, rich
>playing baseball, poor
kek

[Anonymous No.51284177]

>>51284016
HOLY FUCK DATASS AT 3:45

[Anonymous No.51284187]

>>51284177
snifffffffffffff

[Anonymous No.51284213]

>>51284187
how much TQQQ should I buy to afford a woman like this?

[Anonymous No.51284218]

>>51284187
That is a man

[Anonymous No.51284220]

>>51284213
>woman
anon..

[Anonymous No.51284222]

>>51283922
That's cause of the Pajeet scammers.

[Anonymous No.51284223]

>>51284218
how much TQQQ should I buy to afford a man like this?

[Anonymous No.51284225]

>>51282364
Retard

[Anonymous No.51284240]

so when are they putting MAGgots in camps? kind of weird of biden to have that speech and nothing to build from it

[Anonymous No.51284244]

>>51281901
>Participating in water sports
Ew, why did they include this fetish as a pastime?

[Anonymous No.51284251]

>>51284213
atleast 100k shares

[Anonymous No.51284273]

>>51283786
>$17+ just for convenience
This literally disgusts me. Why do people waste their money like this?

[Anonymous No.51284287]

>>51284240
They picked up my memaw last week

[Anonymous No.51284291]

>>51284273
hard to stomach
me on the other hand, i get a monthly $5 doordash credit from my chase card but i let it build up for 3 months then buy a meal (FOR PICKUP) at a local joint. no tip, nothing.

[Anonymous No.51284292]

>>51284016
You want a followup clip? Here's the US Secretary of Energy.

To be clear, she is not the spokeswoman, not a special "green energy czar". This woman has been in charge of all US energy policy since day 1 of the Biden administration: https://twitter.com/TPostMillennial/status/1463244498637664266

[Anonymous No.51284303]

>>51284251
how is that even possible? slim body, huge dump truck ass
i'm not sure what's the bigger marvel of engineering, that or the cantilever deck there

[Anonymous No.51284314]

Got 162 on my LSATS, lads. No idea what to do with it. I literally got a book about how to get ready and just took it. I'm a 33 year old with a good full-time job. Any hints? I don't think I have time to go to law school, or want to spend the money. But 162 is a really good score

[Anonymous No.51284325]

>>51284314
you fucking liar, you told us you bombed

[Anonymous No.51284329]

>>51284292
the West self immolates. Why appoint officials of competence and experience who get important things done when you can just collect a roster of idiots with the right genitalia and sexual deviancy to please your retard voter base and get reelected. We're coasting on momentum set in motion by better generations of men and it won't last. Hopefully I'll be gone before the US falls but we'll see

[Anonymous No.51284334]

>>51284303
all things are possible anon

[Anonymous No.51284348]

>>51284334
sex. women owe it to me.

[Anonymous No.51284351]

>>51284325
That must have been a different anon, I haven't told anyone on this board until now

[Anonymous No.51284353]

>>51284314
lol

[Anonymous No.51284354]

Post tickers

[Anonymous No.51284372]

>>51284353
what causes this, just mental illness?

[Anonymous No.51284387]

>>51284372
enlightenment

[Anonymous No.51284426]

>>51284372
Holy crap I can't believe that there was a time where the Bogs didn't have botox in their systems

[Anonymous No.51284439]

>>51284372
Choreography for a music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbXj2OGXFjI

[Anonymous No.51284479]

Another glorious red day tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.51284585]

Bear week incoming...... SOXL chuds prepare.,,,,,,,

[Anonymous No.51284599]

>>51284585
ser pls my SOXL must recover

that being said load up on TSLA puts frens

[Anonymous No.51284697]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.51284738]

>>51281935
Nordic Track.

[Anonymous No.51284748]

>>51284697
>European index futures

[Anonymous No.51284825]

>Dow loses 300 points a day for a week
H-haha

[Anonymous No.51284881]

>>51284748

nbd, after all nobody here would actually invest in yurop

[Anonymous No.51284882]

>>51284825
it hasnt even begun yet

[Anonymous No.51285032]

>>51284077
>>51284099
Good morning sirs.

[Anonymous No.51285068]

>>51284351
what do with lsat?
is it multiple choice?
i'm really fucking good at taking tests

[Anonymous No.51285218]

Futures pumping means tomorrow is dumping.

[Anonymous No.51285249]

I'm waiting for nasdaq to dip below 10,000

[Anonymous No.51285324]

Wtf i hate gas, lost all my profits from yesterday, why is it dumpiiiing

AHHHHH

[Anonymous No.51285377]

H-how green are futures, bros? I might have some shorts I need to close ASAP...

[Anonymous No.51285402]

>>51285377
The DAX, king shitcoin, is green

[Anonymous No.51285433]

>>51285377
blood green

[Anonymous No.51285442]

How can futures be green lol? Energy is up, DAX is up, are yields yielding?

Is it just going to be the same as last week where pre-market is up and then it immediately dumps?

[Anonymous No.51285465]

>>51285377
Let's just say, a lot of chuds are gonna be mad they missed out on SOXL.

[Anonymous No.51285480]

>>51285442
I think so but maybe the jews run it up into their new year before they write off their debts, that way they can maximize the number of goyim swindled.

[Anonymous No.51285515]

Bobo bros... don't check the futes...

[Anonymous No.51285531]

Why the fuck isn't everything going down? Fuckkkk

[Anonymous No.51285542]

>>51285442
Inflation is bullish

[Anonymous No.51285583]

What the fuck is EQNR doing AHHck

[Anonymous No.51285596]

bull bros...........its out turn to hit back

[Anonymous No.51285645]

Anyone lokking at VW for Porsche IPO? Its rumored to be worth upwards of 80B$

[Anonymous No.51285658]

Yeah I got a good feeling about this one SOXL bros

[Anonymous No.51285705]

Quick. Redpill me on SOXL

[SOXL GOD No.51285716]

>bunch of doomer posts
>bears getting way too cocky
>the usual clown world suspects are drumming up the collapse narrative

Yeah it's time to buy in at open.
SOXL BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
PLUS FIFTEN PERCENT TODAY GARAUNTEEAD

[Anonymous No.51285735]

>that big green oil candle

yeah...........its our turn oil brothers

[Anonymous No.51285768]

stocks for this feel?

[Anonymous No.51285778]

Why are futures so fucking green?

[Anonymous No.51285790]

>>51285778
They might be green but they're currently crashing

[Anonymous No.51285834]

SOXSbros, why are we losing?

[Anonymous No.51285926]

bobo shorted the bottom again

[Anonymous No.51285964]

>>51282217
My girlfriend answered a call from an unknown number and it was a Nielsen survey. She got like $5 for a 10 min survey. Now she gets them a lot. Once you accept one they continue to ask those people

[Anonymous No.51285988]

Is there any good reason not to sell everything else and use all my brokerage account to just short the Japanese yen? It's like free money.

[Anonymous No.51285989]

PARTY CITY NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.51285997]

Looks like the Yen is finally bottoming. Time to go long

[Anonymous No.51286011]

>>51285997
How do you figure?

[Anonymous No.51286023]

>>51285926
You will be pink wojacking me off in 5 hours

[Anonymous No.51286027]

>>51285997
Another Japan asset bubble crash?

[Anonymous No.51286090]

sold my nasdaq bear pos yesterday :)

market reversed last friday from +1% though to negative so..

market day for me again.

[Anonymous No.51286146]

>>51281901
>relaxing/thinking is for poor people

[Anonymous No.51286153]

Im getting fucked and not in a good way


Hopefully burger open will turn it around

[Anonymous No.51286215]

there is literally nothing to buy, no ETF, no stocks. Everything is going down, fiat is going down, who the fuck is winning in this scenario?

[Anonymous No.51286234]

>>51286215
short sellers

[Anonymous No.51286247]

>>51286234
im a eurogoy with a cash only IBKR account so not allowed

[Anonymous No.51286253]

>>51286247
>he can't short
>in a bear market
Get on a CFD broker (just don't go all in on CFDs like a retard), then you can short literally anything. I have CMC Markets (in the EU) and I can short futures without any cost besides a small spread.

[Anonymous No.51286258]

>>51281901
>Television and films (religious)
>Poorest

Really makes you think

[Anonymous No.51286264]

>>51286253
thanks for the tip m8 I'll look into CMC time to go 100x leverage in this bitch

[Anonymous No.51286278]

the futs are a lie don't trust the futs the futs are a lie don't trust the futs the futs are a lie don't trust the futs

[Anonymous No.51286319]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzyfcys1aLM
i weep for our ded marqets.

[Anonymous No.51286321]

I'm going to hit the hay. When I wake up to a blood green day I want every single bear to apologize to me individually. Good night

[Anonymous No.51286343]

I just wish I had more money to buy food and eat all day.

[Anonymous No.51286366]

how is eqnr tanking because of this opec stuff? shouldn't it go up since they'll be more in demand?
I'm confused

[Anonymous No.51286389]

>>51281901
All my hobbies make me money in some form or another but you are right. If I want to take it to the next level I have to start golfing and boating and maybe even tennis or pickle ball.

[Anonymous No.51286403]

What buy

[Anonymous No.51286430]

>>51286403
BBBY. Don't become an hero if it drop some more.

I've been accumulating a pretty substantial KOLD position too and I'm already up into the start of pre-market trading. All news to have come out over the weekend spells disaster for the energy markets no matter what Z chuds tell you. It's like peak euphoria for them right now which means it's time to be a contrarian, take the inverse position and fade the move.

[Anonymous No.51286435]

>>51286366
IDK but I'm going to split my investments in this area between: Equinor, BP, Shell, Total, and Eni.

[Anonymous No.51286452]

>>51285658
You're about to get fucked and feel the wrath of reverse splits. Lmao.

[Anonymous No.51286464]

Should have keep shitskins under foot and practice racism and white colonization. But what you did ? You gave South Africa and Rhodesia to bantus. Imagine all the fertile land, mines, beaches which could belong to your children. You should have keep China and India in the the dark. But what you did ? You gave them our jobs and our technology. You should have take over oil fields. But what you did ? You throw dollars on useless arabs and exported your daughters to be their whores. Your life is shit because your fathers and grandfathers were weaked and cucked men and you inherited endresult. In 1945 whites had nuclear weapons, greatest army on Earth and were 33% of world population they could take everything they wanted but instead they lost it all.

[Anonymous No.51286474]

>>51286464
Malfunctioning bot type beat

[Anonymous No.51286483]

>>51286464
>Imagine all the fertile land, mines, beaches which could belong to your children

Dude most of the land in South Africa is still in the hands of mostly Afrikaner farmers, and who do you think most Anglo-American, Sasol, Sibanye etc. shareholders, both in Africa and foreign, are?

[Anonymous No.51286488]

>>51286464
heh, it do be like that sometimes.

[Anonymous No.51286494]

>pRiCe CaP oN rUsSiAn GaS

[Anonymous No.51286529]

>>51286430
What do you think of PSHG? It's an industrial transport stock. They bought an oil tanker recently

[Anonymous No.51286534]

>>51286452
You beclown yourself

[Anonymous No.51286536]

>>51286494
>semiconductors are just going to disappear because of muh china

[Anonymous No.51286562]

>>51286483
Whites own nothing in SA anymore. Farmers are cornered and butchered, their children killed and raped. Mines were sold to chinks and pajeets. One of the richest places on Earth was given to bantus for nothing instead to enrich our children. And now you gave away the West. You are poor because you are weak. Wealth comes from conquest.

[Anonymous No.51286580]

>>51286562
>Whites own nothing in SA anymore

Again, who do you think owns most of the valuable houses and farmland in South Africa, especially in the Western Cape?

>Farmers are cornered and butchered, their children killed and raped

This does happen, but most farmland is still in the hands of whites.

>Mines were sold to chinks and pajeets

Laughable generalisation

[Anonymous No.51286581]

>>51286529
That's a penny stock anon. I don't dabble in them too much but from my several years of looking at charts and seeing penny memes pump ridiculously high along the way I can tell you that it looks bullish. That formation is ready and primed for a pump that can net you an easy 25% at any given moment. I'd probably buy a stack and just let it ride but not get upset if it just continues to dump. Fundamentals need not apply.

[Anonymous No.51286587]

WHY THE FUCK IS GAS AND OIL TANKING YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS TOLD ME IT WOULD GO UP

[Anonymous No.51286599]

https://www.investing.com/news/economy/asian-stocks-rise-on-china-stimulus-upcoming-rate-action-2886055
>Back in commodity markets, oil prices slipped, paring the previous session's 3% gain, after a deal among members of the OPEC+ group to cut output by 100,000 barrels per day in October was seen as largely symbolic.
You heard it Suadi's, more cuts are needed.

[Anonymous No.51286604]

>>51286587
What goes up must come down. Tide comes in and then goes out. You can't explain that.

[Anonymous No.51286611]

Really? We're doing this fake pump thing again?

[Anonymous No.51286645]

BOBOS RISE UP
(BOBOS RISE UP)
BOBOS GON' RISE
(BOBE GON RISE UP)
OH LAWD DEM BOBOS
(GOT DAT POWAH)
OH LAWD RISE RUP
(LAWDS OH LAWD)

[Anonymous No.51286655]

this is the chinese century gwailo

[Anonymous No.51286666]

>>51286580
Small plots of lands surrounded by barb wire so they dont get killed or raped. All of South African and in fact all of Africa should be ours, please tell me why two digit IQ humanoids who don't bring anything to the table are allowed to occupy continent which can fit US and EU. Wealth comes from cheap resources which are now wasted to billions of useless bantus. Nigeria has population of US, let this think into you. They sit on gas and oil and it's being wasted for nothing. Not only you let them waste resources you feed and let them take your own very land through ((((diversity))) and this is the reason you will be more and more poor.

[Anonymous No.51286679]

>>51285926
Actually, I closed my shorts at the (local) bottom and am waiting for a pitiful rally to reopen them.

[Anonymous No.51286706]

>>51286655
I want to press my face up against those juicy plump soles.

Anyway I thought September was the worst month for stocks? Why the massive green pump?

[Anonymous No.51286722]

>>51286706
>massive

[Anonymous No.51286731]

>Digital World shares slump on report shareholders haven't backed extension of Trump deal
Time for the puts to print

[Anonymous No.51286736]

>>51286587
Requires patience for maximum gains. Price fixing and manipulation by governments is driving it down temporarily. Buying opportunity. $300/barrel is coming for those who have what it takes to surf the wave.

[Anonymous No.51286750]

>>51286666
You're right, let's just... uh... vaccinate all of africa, yeah...

[Anonymous No.51286762]

AAAAAAAAAHHHHH OILBROS WERE GOING RED WHAT THE FUCK IT'S OVER FOR US

[Anonymous No.51286765]

>BABA
The beatings WILL continue until you dip "slurpers" learn your fucking lesson.

[Anonymous No.51286773]

So where did that equinor shill go? I want to give him a piece of my mind

[Anonymous No.51286794]

>>51286736
You're starting to sound like a memestock/crypto shill.

[Anonymous No.51286799]

uhhh...if the cfo jumps off the building and kills himself that's a good sign for my stocks right

[Anonymous No.51286812]

>>51286773
If you had bought when he shilled it you‘d have bern up 10-20% and had the opportunity to sell, little piggie.

[Anonymous No.51286815]

>>51286722
Its massive compared to the previous ones from the last few weeks, which were pathetic.

I still think that due to the incoming railroad strikes which will being on September 16, all stocks will fucking shit itself into a bloody new asshole.

[Anonymous No.51286822]

is there any bullish news on the horizon for absolutely anything

[Anonymous No.51286839]

>>51282898
Yes but in their tongue its called Israel

[Anonymous No.51286843]

>>51286822
Defense stocks do well in any environment
Don't write off oil though

[Anonymous No.51286877]

>>51286773

I saw equinor being shilled on reddit so I knew it was over

Fuck, I should have sold everything the second I saw an "oil & gas general" on /biz/

[Anonymous No.51286881]

sup you fucking shitbag fuckshovels

whats the outlook of the market over the next 12 months

[Anonymous No.51286887]

>>51286812
There you are. Really? 10-20% at this very moment? You sure about that? Because I did buy when he shilled and I'm definitely not up by 10-20%.
It doesn't matter since it was supposed to be a hold until winter for maximum gains but it's already tumbling.

[Anonymous No.51286905]

>>51286887
It's not winter yet Anon
Maybe I'm C O P Eing but this is true

[Anonymous No.51286908]

short GOOG

[Anonymous No.51286941]

>DWAC dumped 20% in the premarket
lol

[Anonymous No.51286942]

>>51286799

That's the most bullish sign you can have, time to go all in

[Anonymous No.51286950]

>>51286794
1970s energy crisis is the precedent. Shit would go up 60%, down 30%, back up 120%, down 60%. Wild moves. We haven't seen nothing yet.

[Anonymous No.51286958]

>>51286942
Max pain. Indeed bullish. Kek. My broker is having problems right now and I can't get the trade cleared. Would you imagine that?

[Anonymous No.51286967]

>>51286799
He can't go any lower, much like the stock.

[Anonymous No.51286972]

>>51284016
I don't get why the West helps or even trains with India. They're so blatantly an untrustworthy ally who won't lift a finger if Taiwan is attacked, always have been and pumping them up will be exactly as productive in the long-run as pumping the PRC against the USSR.

>>51286706
Once a feature or strategy of the market becomes common knowledge its effect disappears.

>>51281749
>1 pint of potatoes

But a pint is a liquid measure...

[Anonymous No.51286979]

>>51285964
I got a survey call like that and I pretended to be as normie as I could bc they paid $50 per survey. The surveys got more and more detailed as time went on and eventually I must have said something their computers didn't like because they stopped calling.

"How do you feel about Wells Fargo? How do you feel about Bank of America?"

[Anonymous No.51287013]

my stop loss for todays plays is 13%

do guys have a figure for losses where you will stop trading for the day??

[Anonymous No.51287028]

>>51284225
why did nobody call this retard out? im not paying for my chicken with money I earned in 1972 retard

[Anonymous No.51287036]

>>51287013

I never use a stop loss. Fuck it. Ride or die.

[Anonymous No.51287043]

AMD holders you beclown yourselves

[Anonymous No.51287047]

those fucking (((rich assholes))) made me lose 10% last week

i want my money back

[Anonymous No.51287056]

>>51287036
how many accounts have you blown?

[Anonymous No.51287066]

>>51287028
Because he's right.

Seethe all you want but goyslop is objectively one of the commodities that has only fallen in value over time. The problem since the late-70s has been the basics of a good life like homes, childcare and weddings have gone on a parabolic price trajectory.

[Anonymous No.51287078]

>>51286706
>massive

[Anonymous No.51287087]

KOLD bros where are we at. Today is breakout day. Let's fucking go.

[Anonymous No.51287093]

(((they))) are going to pump the market a little then dump hard

[Anonymous No.51287100]

Can anyone confirm if China's economy did implode or is it just clickbait bullshit?

https://youtu.be/dKZYJ1tTJX8

[Anonymous No.51287108]

don't you dare make a new thread until this one hits the bump limit

300+ replies

not 295

not 299

300

[Anonymous No.51287123]

>>51287100
sounds the states right before 911

[Anonymous No.51287150]

Coal lights the way. Where coal goes, oil, gas and uranium follow.

[Anonymous No.51287161]

New:

>>51287148
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>>51287148
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>>51287148
>>51287148

[Anonymous No.51287168]

>>51287161
N

[Anonymous No.51287181]

>>51281749
To be fair, you can buy a lot more food today, even though it may be shittier overall.

[Anonymous No.51287182]

Im gonna eat a baker for lunch today

[Anonymous No.51288734]

>>51281901
I am in the most demand as a religious television watcher.

[Anonymous No.51290786]

>>51281749
Reminds of the old joke. “What can a bucket of chicken do that a black man can’t?”