/GME/ - Veigues: Tactical Gladiator Edition

[Anonymous No.51280599]

>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
https://streamable.com/bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mgucv2/the_everything_short
>^watch-along
https://youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
https://youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
https://youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>SEC 10-K Annual report
https://sec.report/Document/0001326380-22-000021
>GameStop Investor, NFT, & Wallet Sites
https://investor.gamestop.com/home
https://nft.gamestop.com
https://wallet.gamestop.com/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
http://www.nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
https://www.nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65/the_apes_guide_to_the_galaxy_a_compilation_of_dds
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pb22oj/the_puzzle_pieces_of_quarterly_movements_equity
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk/i_found_the_entire_naked_shorting_game_plan
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_a_complete_guide_to
https://gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>51274278

As always:
>sneed hedgies

[Anonymous No.51280606]

>>51280599
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,173.156B, 105P = 20.697B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,173.413B, 107P = 20.312B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
https://news.gamestop.com/static-files/69239be2-1b34-444e-b981-ad69b586cedb
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.

>Q2 Earnings report on Sept. 7th

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

[Anonymous No.51280636]

>>51280599
checked, wagmi bros, wagmi

[Anonymous No.51280645]

I AM THE COCKMASTER AND I LOVE GME I AM THE COCKMASTER AND I LOVE GME

[Anonymous No.51280653]

>>51280606
Aren't we adding a
>It has been __ days since the last GME-related murder/"suicide"
I have a feeling we're going to need it soon

[Anonymous No.51280752]

>>51280636
WAGMI.

>>51280653
You can make it a threadly post if you'd like.

[Anonymous No.51280777]

>Incandescent split thread became a 45 containment thread
Kek
This is fine

[Anonymous No.51280791]

>>51280599
Checked and thank you baker WAGMI

[Anonymous No.51280804]

>>51280777
Checked.

[Anonymous No.51280806]

>>51280777
Checked

My fellow GMEricans, I am happy to inform you MOASS starts tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51280818]

>tfw hammered
>tfw your ex texts you after two years and all the feelings you thought you got over come back
when does it end bros

[Anonymous No.51280827]

Guys, I kinda need moon now... That's not gonna be a problem, is it?

[Anonymous No.51280831]

>>51280777
Does that make every other thread the Keith containment thread? You fucking cocksucker. I haven’t been to these generals for over 4 months. Came back because my friend Gustavo got murdered. Low and behold, here is Keith in every thread trying to divert GME capital to distractions. Cocksucker

[Anonymous No.51280834]

>>51280777
Lucky 7s for a better thread. It all worked out

[Anonymous No.51280847]

>>51280818
She can smell the money coming. Turn off your phone

[Anonymous No.51280867]

>>51280818
Just ignore her lmao like turn off your phone it’s easy go read some reddit GME DD or something

[Anonymous No.51280874]

>>51280777 (checked)
Tbpo

[Anonymous No.51280878]

>>51280777
I remember there being a guy spamming tranny porn in the split thread, I'd say he deserves it but the faggot probably gets off to it.

[Anonymous No.51280896]

>>51280847
>>51280867

[Anonymous No.51280952]

>>51280827
because I've got a job offer lined up and I need to know if I should spend all this time and money moving out for the first time if MOASS is really soon (define please).

What do I do?

[Anonymous No.51280962]

>>51280818
remember what dune poster says; fear and fomo are the mind killers. allow the feelings to pass over you and through you, recognize and foster your own inner greatness.

[Anonymous No.51280966]

James 5

[Anonymous No.51280978]

Ohhhh baggie bros we bought the wrong squeeze again!!! LUNC is poomping!

[Anonymous No.51280979]

>>51280831
Would you kindly stay in the thread where he isn't? Thanks

[Anonymous No.51281053]

>>51280966
I’ve been thing about Job all day. That’s really crazy that you posted this. The Lord speaks to us

[Anonymous No.51281058]

>>51280777
Lucky 7's!

[Anonymous No.51281059]

>>51280979
Will you kindly lick my spunk from your mom’s snatch? Imagine protecting the shill who told you to buy LRC at 3 bucks, and towel shit at 20 kek. Anyone not advocating for Keith to be castrated in public is working for him

[Anonymous No.51281060]

Ryan Cohen murdered Gustavo Arnal

[Anonymous No.51281081]

>>51280818
I would just nut in her already

[Anonymous No.51281095]

>>51280952
What would Ryan do?

[Anonymous No.51281108]

>>51280818
Turn off your phone and rub one out. Play a video game, go to sleep, and move on with your life.

[Anonymous No.51281112]

>>51281095
wage.

[Anonymous No.51281120]

>>51281095
Find a job to provide for your family for the short term, until your children can live off GameStop dividends for life.

[Anonymous No.51281136]

>>51280952
Don't plan around the investment. Live life as normal until it happens.

[Anonymous No.51281149]

I think you should kill yourself, Dilbert

[Anonymous No.51281151]

>>51281095
Tweet funny peepo
Does Ryan Cohen (ticker: RCON) have a gf? Or a wife?

[Anonymous No.51281160]

>>51281059
Shut the fuck up no one cares about you or your boyfriend’s edating stop shitting up the threads shill

[Anonymous No.51281178]

>>51281108
Why can’t he bang his ex who he still has feelings for? Relationships post moass are going to be weird. If you find unvaxxed pussy, you go for it

[Anonymous No.51281187]

>>51281149
Hey dilbertman is pretty based those comics are accurate to the retard wagies out there plus his book How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big is one of the most helpful self-help kind of books written in the last twenty years.

[Anonymous No.51281202]

>>51281059
Why were you pretending to not be you in the last thread? The moment you started on with your whole the fed is who told Ken to short spiel you gave you’re self away.

[Anonymous No.51281214]

Guys I’m tired of being known as the GME baggie I should’ve kept quiet

[Anonymous No.51281222]

>>51280847
women are spooky like that

[Anonymous No.51281230]

>>51281059
Neither of you idiots have any restraint and it's endlessly annoying. He shits up threads plenty enough without being baited into it and your Keith hateboner just triples his effectiveness of killing threads
Sneed and this will be the last (You) from me

[Anonymous No.51281236]

>>51281187
>if you didn't get the vaccine, you were not more intelligent, you just fot lucky
Scott Adams is a nigger

[Anonymous No.51281277]

>>51281202
I have never once pretended to be anything other than who I am. Keith gave me, and thousands of others, the name 45. I’ve never tried to obfuscate who I am. I even once posted pictures of N302AK which could have been traced to me, and keith was too busy convincing you all they were fakes for anyone to take the time to figure out who I was and what I was trying to say. The GME generals have a bit of an imbedded shill infestation. I was hoping that after your resident shill tried to get you all to buy the top of TWO distraction pump and dumps you would be ready for the real
Conversation. Maybe i was wrong. RIP Gus

[Anonymous No.51281286]

>>51281222
Checked. Looking forward to spooky texts

[Anonymous No.51281292]

>>51281149
There's a bucking bronco of tackles this season.

[Anonymous No.51281329]

>>51280818
Ill also say dont do it, but I totally understand man. I wish that were me. I would totally go for another beating and we never were technically in a relationship. 2 months no contact and I wish I could just drill her out of my mind so I can fucking move on. She treated me horribly and a relationship would have only been an extention of the fact. But still... I wish she would call me back.

[Anonymous No.51281350]

>>51281277
Literally the last thread. You must’ve forgotten how famous that top script got in these threads.

[Anonymous No.51281361]

>>51281277
Also you in the last thread. This isn’t you pretending to not be 45? Please explain yourself nigger.

[Anonymous No.51281382]

>they don't know it was me, Austin

[Anonymous No.51281386]

>>51280818
I know that would fuck me up if that happened to me. Stay strong bro, or do whatever your heart tells you.

[Anonymous No.51281390]

Can you wheres stop jacking each other off? This is a blue board and a thread for GameStop stock not a place for your internet orgies. Sneed and cope fuck off

In GameStop news, what are you honestly expecting for tomorrow? I really believe MOASS starts this Tuesday and the downward trend will be BROKEN

[Anonymous No.51281400]

omg i got lost in the thread splitter's thread

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.51281422]

>>51281400
It’s hard to follow the path sometimes but you’re here now fren. Checked, wagmi

[Anonymous No.51281424]

>>51281350
Why shouldn’t it be famous? It’s real. It’s the answer to all of this. Once again, I didn’t give myself a name or ever attempt to mask who I am. I even posted 20 photos of Ken Griffen plane which could only exist with kens permission, and none of you even started a conversation with me because Keith, your resident shf shill, told you they were fake (KEK) while simultaneously telling you to buy LRC at 3 bucks and BBBY at 20. Has anyone noticed how militant Keith is when anyone suggests anyone other than Ken Griffen is responsible for this? Ask Keith about Jeff Yass and Steve Cohen and watch what he does. The saddest thing of all is that I was only ever trying to help (I have a very large GME position, zero LRC position, zero BBBY position anymore, after banking on puts. Oh shit 45 is put anon!) why do you all keep letting someone name themselves and run your generals? You are too smart for that

[Anonymous No.51281432]

>>51281230
People who shill distraction stocks here should be called out. Keith is a bigger faggot than literally everyone here. All he does is spam other tickers. He’s a fucking shill and should be sneeded on sight

[Anonymous No.51281433]

>>51281390
>what are you honestly expecting for tomorrow?
more downward crab. more than happy to be proven wrong

[Anonymous No.51281438]

>>51281422
right back at you fren
ty and checked :D

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.51281454]

Oh shit is this because I had two IDs? Really? I never do that intentionally. I was in a bar on wifi making posts, and then I made posts from my boat on my ride home using cell. Honest answer

[Anonymous No.51281491]

>>51281432
Have you ever noticed that Keith has inorganic support when questioned? I mean how can someone give themselves a name on an anon general and then use that name to shill THREE pump and dumps, and not be pilloried? It’s insanity. Im starting to worry some of you took the shot and won’t live long enough to scoop this pot.

[Anonymous No.51281498]

>51281424
I just posted proof that you were pretending to not be you and you still think that I’m going to take you seriously. No one will ever glow as much as you do faggot.

[Anonymous No.51281502]

>>51281438
Is that the office Ryan Cohen broke into before he single handed ku threw that guy out of a window?

[Anonymous No.51281517]

>>51281498
Kieth no one will ever feel so small
In front of God as you will when you meet him

[Anonymous No.51281535]

>>51281433
Checked get ready to be happy tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51281546]

>>51281491
I was in these threads when Keith’s name was dubbed into him. I’m no fan of his but if you continue to try and present the history differently then it actually happened you will continue to glow. Also do you still have an issue with the trash fags? When will you pick up your crusade to call them all trannies?

[Anonymous No.51281558]

>>51281502
Oh totally yeah because that guy is dead and it was totally Ryan Cohen who did it

[Anonymous No.51281569]

>51281517
>im Keith now

[Anonymous No.51281577]

>>51281517
What if Keith goes to heaven but you don't, how mad would that make you?

[Anonymous No.51281591]

>>51281502
oh shit sorry im autistic i didnt fully understand the connotation of your post
I'm glad that guy's in WP, do we can we into the bingo check for RICO?

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.51281601]

>>51281432
If you can get that idiot to learn some self awareness and shut up once in a while then more power to you
I'd prefer not having multiple people fellating themselves and screaming about shit nobody cares about for over 10% of the thread every thread they're in

[Anonymous No.51281605]

>>51280599
Checking the baker

[Anonymous No.51281627]

>>51281601
I could suck my own dick this whole time??

[Anonymous No.51281628]

>>51280599
WAGMI checked
ty baker-san, I thanked the shill by accident in the fake thread
I have failed you my lord

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.51281646]

>>51280818
Text her back saying it’s great to her from her and invite her to over your place for dinner to catch up.

[Anonymous No.51281660]

>>51280818
she was busy getting throatfucked by other guys
either you kill yourself or move on

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.51281670]

>>51281591
It’s ok your meme was funny so here’s a bonus (you)>>51281558

https://twitter.com/potus/status/1566913759582593025?s=21

The intern running the illegitimate president’s twitter account tweeted this a few hours ago. Will Joe keep this same anyi-wall street rhetoric when citadel is crying for a bailout?
https://twitter.com/potus/status/1566913759582593025?s=21

[Anonymous No.51281691]

>>51281670
kek holy fuck this calls for a news report
thanks fren I love this general; truly the frens we have made on the way are the best part after the boatload of fucking cash I'm going to be swimming in post-MOASS

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.51281707]

>>51281329
Bro, same. Except we sort of were in a relationship but never met up. When she saw me at the same club she was at, she ran away and ended up fucking some other dude. That shit broke me like you wouldn’t believe

[Anonymous No.51281769]

>>51281546
What’s a trash fag? Most trannies have mental Illness, but I support anyone’s choice to an independent free will existence as long as it doesn’t harm others in any way

[Anonymous No.51281775]

>>51281670
>have money
>buy politicians
>politicians loyal
>lose money
>can't buy politicians
>politicians drop you like stinky poopies
uh oh wall street stinky

[Anonymous No.51281776]

>>51281691
It’s a weird situation. On one hand, Joe was the Vice President for the 08 bailouts. And he rigged the election with help from many sources. His illegitimate cabinet and staff have a lot of ties to the same general crowd of corrupt goons.
But on the other hand, and I don’t believe in muh optics, but the muh optics of saying this today and then within the month helping Wall Street at the cost of retail would be indescribable, and beyond that, the Democrat image is in part Anti-rich people, so I would expect the democrat government to not care Wall Street is fucked.
AND, as a final point, illegitimate president joe biden could pay off the entire national debt from GME MOASS taxes alone. I would think that’s an accomplishment that the democrats would love to take credit for.
I’m interested in the government intervention theories only as far as the specifics of this is a Democrat government, and the last democrat government oversaw 2008, but it’s a different political and cultural climate now. I wonder if they would really be so bold/stupid as to do 2008V2. I think they’ll just stay out of it because they’re too busy being retarded

[Anonymous No.51281781]

>>51281577
I’m already in heaven.

[Anonymous No.51281783]

>>51281660
based. I’m aware of the promiscuous nature of modern women, plus she’s vaxxed. I’m simply drunk and wished to vent, I’ll be back come morning

[Anonymous No.51281789]

>>51281546
>to call them all trannies?
That's not fair, some of them are traps and classic homosexuals. As long as they don't groom children and keep the spread of faggot diseases amongst themselves then it's all gucci.

[Anonymous No.51281849]

>>51281776
>>51281670
I’m sure they can just remove all references to rosemont Seneca and sequoia from the internet. The bullishness of the tyrannical Biden admin admonishing wallstreet tonight of all nights cannot be overstated. But there is zero chance sleepy Joe gets out of this without he and his son being directly implicated. Does no one remember the leaks of the whitehouse being directly involved in PCO last Jan? Fuuuuuuuuck me that tweet is bullish for this week

[Anonymous No.51281858]

>>51281707
It was at a point I brought up we could just see each other again whenever that might be but she corrected me and said it would be "in the near future" and even her last words were to just give her a couple more days. Its like, I have no idea how to believe anything a woman says anymore. Why the fuck would they make a point to give you hope when they have no intention of delivering, and then ghost you without explanation? Woman have been raised to treat men as if their feelings are non-existent and complain we never express them unless we do so and then we are toxic. Its like a fucking game where the only rule is you will ultimately lose to the degree you fucking care. There is no sanity, there is no peace. Only an endless pain in exchange for a small hit of dopamine you are fucking hardwired with 3.5 billion years of evolution to persue because you are a stupid dumb animal.

[Anonymous No.51281885]

>>51281849
Kenny is the designated fall guy for this because he's a major Republican donor. His repositioning to Florida is bait to draw DeSantis in to defend him.

[Anonymous No.51281898]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/x6pmz6/welcome_to_the_machine_part_2_the_matrix_cont_15/

kek baggies

[Anonymous No.51281902]

Attention all:

I have it on good authority (food poisoning fever dream from leftover Chinese food) that this week will see us Oooing and/or Aaaing like you wouldn't believe. Big time.

This fall will see unparalleled destruction of the world order.

Also this might be the last few weeks before owning gme shares is considered a crime. Plan accordingly.

[Anonymous No.51281919]

>>51281898
Why are gme baggies so pathetic

[Anonymous No.51281928]

>>51281902
I hope you are right, fren

[Anonymous No.51281956]

I'm sure they have a lot of things they have to pay for, but amongst them I'm sure borrowing fees play a part.

[Anonymous No.51281964]

>>51281902
How can the short hedge funds compete with ergot poisoned prophets?

[Anonymous No.51281975]

>>51281858
I can’t believe so many are experiencing the same feels this weekend. Maybe this is some premoass energy. It’s funny how all anyone wants is to be loved

[Anonymous No.51281982]

>>51281858
No one cares. Stop being such a simp faggot

[Anonymous No.51281996]

>>51281885
Interesting take. I think it has more to do with bankruptcy laws but you may be into something. As someone who is currently moving their whole family to Florida due to Covid policies, I still don’t trust desantis. Very bad vibes from that fella

[Anonymous No.51282016]

https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/x6wr4w/what_is_the_deal_with_gamestop_and_what_the_hell/

yikes

[Anonymous No.51282023]

>>51281858
Guys I mean this completely unironically. They smell the money coming.

[Anonymous No.51282036]

Frenly Late-Night News Report
Schizo-Autist Edition

WAGMI to you all and let us begin today with some speculative pieces regarding some of our previous broadcasts and breaking news:

>Waning Crescent 35% Moon on September 19th [in relation to moon phase of t-00 launch NFT] = possible signal with the last tweet of the 7,4,1 July, August, Sept tweet sequence happening pre-Sept 19 launch?
>Ryan Cohen tweeted a babyscan 20 weeks ago: https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1510818828695052289?s=20&t=hW6gWtEhnTLrATdkgTK2YQ
Does this mean there is a baby on it's way tomorrow?
>POTUS tweets the following "We understand something that MAGA Republicans in Congress don't. Wall Street didn’t build this country. Working people did."
https://twitter.com/potus/status/1566913759582593025?s=21
Do they know something we don't?
>RC and Arnal asset theory by anon >>512795516
>CIA front's lawsuit v. RC and Arnal theory by anons: >>51267168 >>51267262 >>51267667
good reads for those who didn't catch it by anons this weekend
that's our roundup for schizo theories tonight
and as always folks,

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.51282052]

>>51281956
Hey chart anon, this chart isnt very colorblind friendly. Please in the future use more distinct colors. Thanks
>>51282036
Thanks for the news update fren

[Anonymous No.51282055]

>>51281783
ofc fren enjoy your night, take care!
banging the vaxxed on the side is tempting but probably not worth it

WAGMI

>>51282036
>arnal asset theory in picrel

[Anonymous No.51282063]

>>51282016
That is the perfect example of why they paid millions to compromise retail on Reddit until all that was left was the least intelligent and informed, so a mockery could be made. Anyone remember the superstonk banner contest when 100s of amazing submissions were submitted? True unique artwork, some incredibly
Impressive and obviously labor intensive. Which submission won? A fucking coke joke. I don’t know if it still is, but for a long as time the banner of the sub was a literal line of crack.
They are laughing at all of you.

[Anonymous No.51282070]

Stay comfy, comfy (long weekend) /GME/.

>>51282036
Thanks for the roundup.

[Anonymous No.51282094]

>>51282036
Fuck me. For every “Keith” in these generals there is a true gentleman such as yourself. Phenomenal work anon. Keep it up.

[Anonymous No.51282104]

>>51282016
Holy shit. Someone post this on SS and get this meme stealing faggot banned

[Anonymous No.51282109]

>>51282016
The comments lmao

[Anonymous No.51282135]

>>51282104
this is where i first saw it
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/x6xt0k/word_is_getting_out_fellas_keep_it_up_buy_drs_hold/

[Anonymous No.51282139]

>>51281858
The best thing you can do is block and walk away from it all. It'll hurt and you'll think there's no one else like her. You'll look into the horizon breaking your mind thinking what went wrong or what you can do to change her mind but I can tell you from experience it's all pointless. Many frens here will tell you the same as well.

Besides, where we're going, you won't need toxic hoes all you need is GME.

Chin up fren(s) WAGMI. We have to.

[Anonymous No.51282143]

>>51282036
>new avatarfag
>posts pro-BBBY schizo theories
Sneed faggot

[Anonymous No.51282147]

Any predictions for tomorrow and the coming week? I'm thinking WAGMI, but I've been wrong before. Either way keep doing your best frens

[Anonymous No.51282165]

>>51282016
Gods Bvttfucker is a faggot.

[Anonymous No.51282252]

>>51282104
They still haven't learned how to make their typing look organic.
Kek third worldies.

[Anonymous No.51282274]

>>51282016
/v/ must control ze narrative

[Anonymous No.51282290]

>the baggies are literal unironic redditors
kek every time i look at these threads you guys get gayer

[Anonymous No.51282347]

>>51282139
This. Once she loses respect/value for you, it's over. 99% chance there is no point of return, you only pain yourself and waste time bandaging a relationship that is already doomed

Men are the prize. You are the flower, she is the bee

[Anonymous No.51282380]

hand in hand towards oblivion. Let it all burn.

[Anonymous No.51282382]

>>51282104
including SS? Maybe even in real life?

[Anonymous No.51282413]

rain cone furlonger fix the stonk already ffs 2 years you have done nothing but dillute JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY FUCK YOU MAYO KEN HAS RAPED UR JEW ASSES TO DEATH WITH HIS INFININTY ALGOS GME IS JUNK NOW GG FFS FIX THE STONKER

[Anonymous No.51282420]

>>51282016
Hey guys, bvttfvcker here. Yeah I get it, definitely yikes worthy lol

[Anonymous No.51282422]

>>51281849
>Directly from involved in PCO last Jan
Sauce me?

[Anonymous No.51282481]

>>51281956
Our trading revenues are soaring, NEVER BEEN BETTER. Can I just borrow some fucking money though!?

[Anonymous No.51282488]

Curious why the price has been attacked so heavily? They're trying to take out our golden cross. Yes that's right my brothers in Christ, they're coming for our cross.

What price would they have to get it to for the 50 day moving average to cross below the 200? What is gonna be released after earnings on Wednesday? I think we're in for some shit early in the week and hopefully a WAGMI towards the end.

>We must defend the cross

[Anonymous No.51282511]

>>51282481
lol stupid shit like that will always be the best indicator to me. The fact that they also use revenue and not profit is very telling. If they don't have any profit to brag about, then those soaring revenues must also come with soaring costs. I wonder what those costs are.

I dont know shit about shit but 600 million, in the context of the past 2 years, doesn't seem like something that would help him stay afloat for long. I doubt it would even cover a month of expenses and collateral.

[Anonymous No.51282512]

>>51282380
Cats have their own stock? I wanna buy those little cuties have been bullish since the bronze age

[Anonymous No.51282519]

>>51281919
Why are you here?

[Anonymous No.51282542]

>>51282488
Checked MOASS starts tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51282545]

>>51282052
>>51282070
>>51282094
yw frens

WAGMI

>>51282143
sneed crypto baggie

[Anonymous No.51282588]

>>51282488
Might tank on earnings, who knows? But I’m feeling that this is finally the dip before the rip. The MOABF is nearly complete

[Anonymous No.51282590]

Why on earth won’t vantguard let me make a purchase until 7 days after my funds settle? It’s faster to buy on computershare

[Anonymous No.51282637]

>>51282588
Subsequent 88 digits

Yeah, we're gonna be WAGMIing soon enough

[Anonymous No.51282636]

>>51282590
They're using it for their own trades, duh.

[Anonymous No.51282656]

>>51282545
>sneed crypto baggie
Schizo theories aren’t news. Do you post the news or news and speculation? If you’re gonna avatarfag, at least be consistent and stick to the facts. This is the real problem with avatarfags. You’re using your notoriety to push a narrative. You glow like a motherfucker

[Anonymous No.51282686]

How come only the CIA gets to kill people

[Anonymous No.51282690]

>>51282590
As in two weeks total to gain access? Normally it's 5 business days max.

[Anonymous No.51282689]

>>51282590
It's like that if you just made the account. After that first period you won't have that long wait anymore.

[Anonymous No.51282726]

>>51282686
Fuck you faggot

This has been a long journey, /GME/, and I’ve tried to absorb as much financial advice and not financial advice as I could, but I feel ill never really know what to do after the MOASS. I suppose I’ll end up hiring a few wealth management businesses or whatever to try and start out, and I might buy some investment related things on my own just to try managing my own money. I suppose my strategy will be to have as many good-odds paths taken as I can. Even if some fail, hopefully others won’t. And who knows, maybe I’ll encounter some new moon someday on one of those paths, and I can remember the good time with GME while making a shit ton of money all over again

[Anonymous No.51282774]

>>51282016
Its that stupid bitch buttfucker earning his shekels.

[Anonymous No.51282778]

>>51280818
>have great loving tomboy GF
>20 yo
>never been pumped and dumped because we are both waiting for marriage
>dating for a year and half
>yet i barely feely anything at this point for her
whats wrong with me? I was infatuated with her when we first started dating and now i feel emotionally burnt out and I dont think it's her i think it's everything else going on but I can't seem to appreciate her the way I did at first, I'm emotionally numb and I'm terrified of the thought of breaking up and im also terrified of the thought that I will stay here permanently in terms of my emotional state and I have no idea what to do or whats even normal since this is my second relationship and the first one barely lasted 4 months I'm so tired of feeling tired bros

[Anonymous No.51282786]

>>51282726
We’re weeks away from WWIII and europe dying economically and culturally. Who know how bad this “covid” stuff is going to get. The world will never be the same. Why are you thinking in such normie terms?

[WSB No.51282787]

>>51282686

[Anonymous No.51282792]

>>51282656

[Anonymous No.51282795]

>>51282778
You are fighting your own biological imperative. It’s time to put a ring on it anon. I’m happy for you.

[Anonymous No.51282796]

Tapenade FU?

[Anonymous No.51282807]

>>51282420
Dumb cunt.

[Anonymous No.51282810]

>>51282689
I’ve had the account for over a year

[Anonymous No.51282812]

DFV sold a long time ago

[Anonymous No.51282814]

>>51282656
How does Steve cohens tiny herpes riddles cock taste?

[Anonymous No.51282837]

>>51282778
There are actually virgin 20 year olds? And you believe her? She’s been getting dicked down somewhere by someone while you were stimulating her in all other ways. I’m a Christian but even I know how the world really works. What you described is some sort of fantasy. You waited too long

[Anonymous No.51282845]

>>51282786
>Why are you thinking in such normie terms?
Because I have a rich understanding of history and philosophy which leads me to know that no matter how chaotic things get, the world will keep on turning. What, are you going to be glued to your phone reading fake news headlines and worrying about events you have no control of once you’re rich? Are you going to run around naked and screeching every day?
Get off the internet if you think only in terms of gloom and doom. Humanity has made it through far worse, several times over. After you sell your last share*, the next day will come, and your life will go on.

>* sell the last share you intend to sell

[Anonymous No.51282853]

>>51282778
No one ever wants to talk about it because it isn’t unanimously in favor of women and their every complaint, but it is extremely common for a man’s attraction and sex drive to tank when he is going through something that is extremely stressful. It’s about not losing sight of the context your feelings are in and not misattributing them and fucking up the relationship. Sometimes the woman doesn’t care though, you’re not “man enough” to dick her down 247 so fuck you and your problems, god forbid she feels bad about her body though

[Anonymous No.51282864]

>>51282812
Correct and he used his 47 million dollars to buy more GME. His last post had what, 200,000 GME shares?

[Anonymous No.51282926]

>>51282864
It would be 800k post split if he didn't sell any, but of course he did

[Anonymous No.51282949]

DFV isn’t real. Deepfake

[Anonymous No.51282955]

>>51282807
*shrug*

[Anonymous No.51282965]

>>51282949
Oh yea?

[Anonymous No.51282987]

>>51282810
That's odd. Normally you can trade immediately with the credit amount before it's cleared as settlement funds. Unless it's a new funding source, a pretty much empty account, or messing with IRA I'm not sure what it could be.

Anyway, the seven days is supposed to be the wait time to be sure financial institutions won't reverse the transaction.

[Anonymous No.51282990]

>>51282949
Lol I’ve fucking met him. Seemed real enough but maybe it’s all just a dream

[Anonymous No.51282993]

>>51282135
He is trying to get the ss cringemine shutdown cuz if their retarded brigading rule. Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.51283009]

>>51282853
They are going to get the dick somewhere. A faithful woman will get it from her bf. If her bf isn’t providing it at all and is talking about waiting until after moass, I really can’t blame her. Moass is a fucking miracle. Just because we all expect and even when it happens, this will always be a very unconventional play with too many variables. Women aren’t dudes. They don’t see globohomo as being the absolute end. They will always adapt.

[Anonymous No.51283055]

>>51282036
Bless you, NewsAnon.

[Anonymous No.51283056]

>>51282993
Sounds plausible to me. I wonder if SS has a backup plan in case they ever go down
>please don’t come here...

[Anonymous No.51283104]

>>51282147

I truthfully think we’re going to crab down to about $15/share. And then it’s going to explode.

I think BBBY absolutely gets smacked down to about $5, with AMC/ape not far off. And GME will come down to where it’s about $60-pre split. So that means $15.

I think in maybe the next week and a half bottom is in.

[Anonymous No.51283110]

>>51282987
Account is pretty much empty for drs. I just wanted to buy in before earnings and I knew cs makes you wait a couple days. Guess it’s moot now, but going forward I’m just going to keep buying with cs.

[Anonymous No.51283123]

>>51283009
Not every woman is like that you stupid doomer. Many are good and loyal. Just be careful is all, and don’t get ahead of yourself when you don’t” feel attraction anymore “

[Anonymous No.51283134]

>>51282814
>be 45
>defend BBBY shill
Kys faggot

[Anonymous No.51283144]

>>51283104
I hope so. My fondest wish is for the price to plummet tomorrow and Wednesday so that my monthly purchase will be bigger, then we can fly to Andromeda

[Anonymous No.51283157]

Still Holding.

[Anonymous No.51283186]

>>51283157
>

[Anonymous No.51283195]

>>51283123
I disagree. I’ve have experience with women. Their “truth” is completely different from objective reality. Their biology is different. They don’t think like you do. Even my own mother, who is an absolute saint, had a past. The ideal girl that you’re describing doesn’t actually exist. They might even be religious, but biology is stronger

[Anonymous No.51283200]

>>51282845
>Because I have a rich understanding of history and philosophy
Brehs are the phDs trying to just kill us with cringe at this point?
You will never be an intellectual

[Anonymous No.51283202]

>>51283134
I am bbby put anon. How does that feel you fucking degenerate? I made tens of thousands of you fucking Inbreds hyping BBBY here

[Anonymous No.51283236]

Wow, everyone is pretty demoralized from this year huh?

No one is excited about earnings and possible FY23 guidance, coinciding with a long weekend. On top of that, an esoteric suicide on Wall St involving BBBY + RC's silence-breaking tweet to be announced this month if the 741 tweet prophecy is true

WAGMI, and I will always trust /the plan/

[Anonymous No.51283245]

>>51283157
Still Holding! x4

>>51283186
Relaxed?

[Anonymous No.51283252]

>>51283236
You have to remember, it is a holiday here in America. The Israeli and Indian shills are just that fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.51283259]

>>51281424
RC didn't rug BBBY lmfao. why on earth would GME withdraw its S&P credit rating if nothing interesting is going to happen? RC is obviously interested in buybuy baby if you read his letter to the BBBY board and he has left various hints on twitter including some recently decoded tweets like the googly eyes tweet with disguised face emoji (babby chair behind him), time for pillow fights and 60s music (bye, bye, baby), i have a small wee wee, BEDTIME stories by dr ruth. BBBY still has the agreement in place with RC and are implementing his suggestions. they're using jefferies for their share offering of up to 12M shares, same as GME when they sold 3.5M+5M shares. the time frame of when they will sell shares isn't specified, they will probably wait for it to squeeze. BBBY stated that BABY would bring most value as part of their portfolio "at this time" meaning that it could still be sold at a later date or BBBY in its entirety could be acquired or merged with GME. there's rumors of BBBY warehouses being renovated like would be done in preparation for an acquisition. GME is now all of a sudden investing more heavily in retail and raising retail workers wages. GME's amazon-sized warehouses could be used in synergy with BBBY or BABY. larry cheng has posted a bunch of tweets since march that could be interpreted as referring to BBBY. is it all a cohencidence?

[Anonymous No.51283271]

>>51283252
True. I wish /biz/ had flags for this reason like /pol/ does. You'd see blue, orange, green splattered on this page

[Anonymous No.51283279]

>>51283236
No DRS numbers this Wednesday, as was foretold

[Anonymous No.51283285]

>>51283236
I am generationally long GameStop, and absolutely dreading earnings other than DRS count

[Anonymous No.51283291]

>>51283245
Fully, fren.

[Anonymous No.51283306]

>>51283195
This is why women have only been treated as equals in these "modern" times of obscene subversion. Women being removed of these undue civil liberties is the only way for humanity to survive.

[Anonymous No.51283315]

>>51283279
Short hedge funds fucking wish. Why would they ever stop reporting what took the blood of a thousand lawyers to set precedence for? Only reason it’s not on the quarterly is the number is so high, SEC had to make some emergency ruling to protect “health of the markets” which will honestly just Streisand more people. Shorts are the walking dead

[Anonymous No.51283325]

>>51283202
Nigga check my posts

[Anonymous No.51283331]

>>51283259
Man re read the shit you just wrote get a fucking grip dawg

[Anonymous No.51283336]

Gentleman I’ve held/been buying since late 2020. I’ve built up about a years and some change salary in gme. About a year ago my mother got debilitating brain cancer. Half a dozen surgeries since then, Dad died a long time ago and I’ve got no siblings. Traveling halfway across the country every 1-2 months to care for her while she’s in and out of the hospital and be in charge of medical directive/finances, etc. I got fired from a dream job (landed elsewhere, making the best of it), got dumped by my dream girl (respect/value anon is right, and I bitched it up over the past year relatively considerably due to the stress), and herniated several discs moving stuff at my mothers house which will require an upcoming surgery so that I may exercise, fuck, and live without pain again (girl left shortly after surprise surprise). Anyways I don’t want any sympathy, I just want to share how goddamn proud I am to have not sold a single share through it all. Fuck all these tired faggots. I lurk these threads daily. I am finding god in this process. I don’t know what trials and tribulations you all have been through to reach this crux, but my hat is tipped to you and when wagmi wagso remember that time marches on whether we act as hero’s or cowards. Let us choose who we are everyday and choose a better world on the otherside of all this peculiarity.

[Anonymous No.51283351]

>>51283236
My predictions for earnings

>no forward guidance or information at this time
>NFT marketplace mentioned but glossed over quickly. "buckle up" will be thrown out as a courtesy
>operated at a loss
>we have the best bagholders on the planet
>Cohen tweets a tree frog

bullish

[Anonymous No.51283354]

>>51283306
This is correct. We can’t let this womens lib bullshit continue post moass. We are going old school biblical on our wives and raising children completely free of globohomo

[Anonymous No.51283377]

>>51283315
>Why would they ever stop reporting what took the blood of a thousand lawyers to set precedence for?
Float's locked.

[Anonymous No.51283420]

>>51283306
It really only got weird when I was ready to start dating. FB just became a thing, everyone finally had high speed internet and every kid had a pc in their room. Girls were drinking and clubbing. Relationships have just declined

[Anonymous No.51283440]

>>51283336
Proud of you anon. I wish the best for your Mother, and hope you get to enjoy post-MOASS riches with her. She should be the most important women in your life at this moment, the only one to unconditionally love you. Fuck short-term whores and cunts, your true priorities are revealing themselves while holding GME

God is with you, that's why you are here

[Anonymous No.51283446]

>>51283336
That’s crazy. I just know we’ll make it because we’ve all been through so much recently

[Anonymous No.51283534]

>>51283377
Checked because its true
Also moass begins tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51283545]

>>51283336
This is the way! How do I updoot?

[Anonymous No.51283564]

i was thinkign with my eyes closed really hard and i saw it. 'moass tmrw'. bros its happening, its real. ITS FINALLY HERE!

[Anonymous No.51283583]

Guys, I just figured something out! 20 weeks ago, Brian Chobani posted a picture of a baby and everyone thought it meant Labor Day. But now Labor Day has gone by and then I remembered he always writes stuff backwards. So what’s birth backwards? That’s right, death. Was he playing 4D chess all along? What if he really is a psychopath? Should Kenny be scared?

[Anonymous No.51283608]

>>51283259
Why withdraw? Because they lied about their cash reserves. Bankruptcy it is.

[Anonymous No.51283623]

>>51283583
yes

[Anonymous No.51283662]

Seriously, it's this week. A man is dead. Let that sink in.

[Anonymous No.51283692]

>>51283331
He didn't just write it. That shit gets pasted every thread.

[Anonymous No.51283701]

>>51283662
>Let that sink in.
This post just hit me at terminal velocity. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.51283704]

>>51283662
His name was Arnal Gustavo
Moass starts this week

[Eemji No.51283736]

Still comfy holding
wagmi frens

finally market day.

>>51280599
>>51280606
Checked

[Anonymous No.51283788]

>$24.78

calling it now

[Anonymous No.51283795]

How has SS been taking the news?

[Anonymous No.51283796]

>>51283736
I hope the block chain market to replace legacy ones will be 24/7

[None !CqUbezotxI No.51283805]

His name is Gustavo Arnal!
His name is Gustavo Arnal!
His name is Gustavo Arnal!
His name is Gustavo Arnal!

For Gustavo Arnal!

[Anonymous No.51283908]

How many more bodies will Ryan be responsible for before the end?

[Anonymous No.51283921]

kek baggies

[Anonymous No.51283955]

>>51283908
The media is already blaming Putin, they're calling it the Putin pump & push.

[Anonymous No.51283976]

>>51283955
>Ryan and Putin
Hellava one-two punch. He never stood a chance.

[Anonymous No.51284073]

One suicide isn’t enough to ignite moass. I think we may start to see a string like Russia. I’m not sure how the deaths relate to moass. If they buy them more time or it’s some satanic ritual that they sign up for

[Anonymous No.51284147]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/n23n9f/potision_or_ban_s_thesis/

[Anonymous No.51284186]

Is he one of us?

[Anonymous No.51284206]

Shmita ends soon

[Anonymous No.51284262]

>>51282778
Men have a biological imperative to be polyamorous

[Anonymous No.51284282]

>>51284262
And he hasn’t smashed her yet. Some women are very monogamous, but they all take cock

[Anonymous No.51284289]

>>51284262
Or actually in her case she might be scissored by a lesbian. My point still stands and chicks are going to have sex with or without you

[Anonymous No.51284317]

>>51284282
I mean literally a year of dating and there hasn’t been an engagement or any timeframe give

[Anonymous No.51284319]

>>51282837
>Societal F
will MOASS give me enough money to go back in time?

[Anonymous No.51284371]

>>51284206
Puts on SPY?

[Anonymous No.51284397]

>>51284319
Yes. You can get a redo

[Anonymous No.51284421]

>>51284397
I meant for a time machine so I can live in the 50's

[Anonymous No.51284432]

>>51284319
>>51284397
Sure, but be careful with the butterfly effect and don't fuck up the MOASS that gave you wealth in the first place

[Anonymous No.51284529]

>>51284432
>MOASS will have granted me enough money to be immune from the butterfly effect.
I'll be living my best life, bros

[Anonymous No.51284586]

MGM is producing this movie. MGM is owned by Amazon. Jeff Bezos is behind this too. This shit will stream on prime

[Anonymous No.51284690]

>>51283236
No guidance.
No DRS numbers.
No labor day announcement.
No Cohen tweets.
Only sell.

[Anonymous No.51284706]

>>51283336
>I am finding god in this process
He has never left you anon. Christ is the good shepherd who will leave the 99 to save the 1. Just read the gospel of John. Forget the rest of the Bible for now and just start with John. I recommend splurging on a great study bible that gives you footnotes on practically every verse so you can further understand the context and backstory.
You are gonna wagmi because it’s part of God’s plan. Blessed are those who suffer for walking as Christ for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. God loves you in many ways, but especially as a Father who wants to reward and gift and even spoil His children. That’s what GME can be for you. GME MOASS can be His gift for you. Not because any man can work to earn it, but because He freely gives His blessings. And you will stumble still, but He will never stop loving you.
God wants you to wagmi. And He knows the path set out for you. He tasks his stewards with using their gifts of wealth to further His glory for He knows they will use GME MOASS money better than those who are of this earth. It is written that it is easier for a rich man to pass through the eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of heaven precisely because of this.
I am sorry for your suffering. I wish there was some other way, but that is life. And I know that through your suffering you’ve grown as a man, and I hope in the end you can look back and be thankful that every step, good and bad, led you to accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, as well as every step leading you to becoming the man who made millions of dollars off GameStop stock.
Power to the players.

[Anonymous No.51284711]

haha i lik gamescop

[Anonymous No.51284799]

2hrs til premarket

[Anonymous No.51284914]

>>51280599
FINALLY THE WEEKEND IS OVER
>only 4 days until new weekend
SneedsInNorwegian

[Anonymous No.51284980]

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>51280599
>>51280606
checkies

[Anonymous No.51285043]

>>51281776
They're gonna bail them out. They dont give a shit about optics. They will sau: we wont bail them out. Then they will go and bail them out. And no media will talk about it.

[WSB No.51285136]

>>51284186
Without him, we would not be here. At the same time, he owes me $4.2 quadrillion dollars for my first share and I'm sure he'll be suicided by Bezos over the matter.

Kek baggie.

[Anonymous No.51285199]

>>51284706
Funny how you quote John, the chapter which refutes the pagan concept of trinity and the divinity of Jesus. The only one worthy of worship, of praise, who guides and saves is Allah. The God of Jesus, Abraham, Moses and Muhammad.

If you really listened to Jesus, you would do as he says and uphold the Commandments, especially the 1st. That is, to worship God alone and not associate partners alongside him. As Jesus said: “Do not cling to Me, for I have not yet ascended to My Father; but go to My brethren and say to them, ‘I am ascending to My Father and your Father, andtoMy God and your God.’ ”

[Anonymous No.51285285]

>>51285199
lol fuck off im not going to clearly explain how you’re wrong because everybody can easily tell. Jesus is Lord and I hope someday you accept that. I’m glad you don’t hold GME though because retards like you are ngmi

[Anonymous No.51285296]

>>51281858
Yes so become a heart breaker when you got money

[Anonymous No.51285317]

>>51281996
Zion DeSantis

[Anonymous No.51285360]

Is Ryan Cohen Jewish?

[Anonymous No.51285366]

>>51282488
Golden Swastika encrusted with Diamonds at the end of the week.

[Anonymous No.51285391]

>>51285285
Behold, the true nature of the Mushrik. When his religion is exposed logically he resorts to a bitter tongue, how strong his hatred is to the truth. May Allah guide you to the truth, in worshipping the God of Jesus alone. Alhamdulillah, I will use my gains to fund dawah to spread Islam, aid in it already being the fastest growing religion in the world. As Allah promised it would 1400 years ago.

[Anonymous No.51285436]

>>51282778
When you start banging you will feel that 'fire' again. You should get to know each other first, then bang, and when you are feeling this same stuff again, then you marry. And when you feel this same stuff again then you get kids.

The problem is you're trying to do all and experience all feelings at same time

[Anonymous No.51285439]

>>51285360
Was Jesus? Was Hitler? The answer is “sort of” and it changes nothing

[Anonymous No.51285490]

>>51285436
And they’re putting so much pressure on themselves. Women cannot handle pressure. This is actually a complete disaster and hard to salvage at this point. This is some pathological self sabotaging

[Anonymous No.51285569]

>>51285490
The best order to do it is like this:
>spend some moons getting to know eachother
>when interest fades, discover eachother sexually (hands and mouth stuff)
>then do the bang until interest fades (~2years)
>get married
>get kids
I've always banged on first date and just end up having the cumbucket relation with women, so not gonna do that anymore

[Anonymous No.51285591]

>>51285439
Very nice

[Anonymous No.51285660]

its mot today

[WSB No.51285804]

>>51285660
It's not today until it is.

[Anonymous No.51285822]

kek BBBY baggies
kek DWAC baggies
kek GME baggies

[Anonymous No.51285848]

>>51285660

[Anonymous No.51285853]

>>51285822
I'll fucking kill you
In real life

[Anonymous No.51285927]

>>51285853
Calm down there, Ryan.

[Anonymous No.51286009]

Mo' ass for the MOASS, WAGMI.

[Anonymous No.51286052]

So it turns out we were always a cult and j*ws will always win? pretty sad desu. It was fun while it lasted but I'm afraid that's it. If the basket theory is true (it is) BBBY will drag everything down with it today.

[Anonymous No.51286065]

Started playing dankest dungeon again. Picked up my bloodmoon deathless run at the prophet. Got all pews, no problem. I’ve ended two deathless runs on this dude, so this is a good omen. Many fall in the face of chaos, but not this one. Not today. WAGMI

[WSB No.51286109]

>>51286052
Good.

[WSB No.51286112]

>>51286109
Zoom in on Ryan's crotch (again) for an Easter Egg.

[Anonymous No.51286119]

>>51286052
I’m buying BBBY puts at open and rolling the gains into GME

[Anonymous No.51286140]

>>51286052
We have jews on our team tho

[Anonymous No.51286150]

Dear hedgies. I’m here to say short it some more. You are dumb niggers and I will buy more. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.51286221]

>>51286140
The only thing I am sure of in life is that you can NEVER trust a jew.

[Anonymous No.51286260]

>>51286221
Or a paki offering you a handshake

[Anonymous No.51286286]

>>51286052
don't forget

[Anonymous No.51286312]

Kenny, you're a hedgie so I think you should know: I've DRS'd a lot of shares.

I, uh, I just need a LOT of money.
And I'm not sure you're gonna get away with it this time.
I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy.

So, if you get back in two weeks, meet me at Brando's Speakeasy, so you know, keep your eyes open.

[Anonymous No.51286386]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Kanye/comments/x6xzvy/adidas_dont_want_no_more_smoke/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

EVEN IN THE KANYE COMMENTS “””PEOPLE””” ARE SAYING TO BE NICE TO THE RICH AND BE SENSITIVE BECAUSE THE BBBY CFO KILLED HIMSELF
THEY CONTROL THE INTERNET THEY WANT TO SPREAD THEIR LIES EVERYWHERE
THE SHORT SQUEEZE HAS COME AND THEY ARE MAKING THEIR FINAL PREPARATIONS
THEY CANT CANCEL THE CULTURE THEY CANT CANCEL RYAN COHEN THEY CANT CANCEL YE

[Anonymous No.51286586]

>>51280831
>I see him everywhere
hahaha I am so rentt free in your head you see me where I am not EVERY SINGLE TIME
This is pure gold

[Anonymous No.51286593]

>>51281059
>More lies
I like how you lie, makes you look super cringe hahaha

[Anonymous No.51286600]

>>51281361
>Uh oh 45 forgetting to change ID's again

[Anonymous No.51286609]

>>51281491
>Uh-oh reality denieries

[Anonymous No.51286618]

>>51282094
>Everyone I don't like is keith
Mental illness

>>51282990
>the larping continues

[Anonymous No.51286651]

>>51286586
>>51286593
>>51286600
>>51286609
>>51286618
>comes into a dead thread and makes five posts in a row
Jesus Christ would you just shut the fuck up already. You’re blatantly spamming at this point

[Anonymous No.51286669]

>>51286651
Stop giving the pajeet 'you's'

[Anonymous No.51286719]

Imagine this piece of shit falling below 20 post earnings hahahah

[Anonymous No.51286807]

It's finally over, eh?

[Anonymous No.51286829]

They are logged in early

[Anonymous No.51286845]

>>51286286
Its down like 30% since then so they were right lmao

[Anonymous No.51286873]

>>51286719
I doubt it. The "earnings report" could just be RCs toilet paper and reddit would call it bullish and buy more

[Anonymous No.51286893]

Based bongs with the antisemitism.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-56357526

[Anonymous No.51286904]

it's ober vros

[Anonymous No.51286907]

>>51286893

[Anonymous No.51286919]

RYAN SAY SOMETHING ANYTHING !!!

[Anonymous No.51286935]

>>51286893
This is hilarious, they can't say Superstonk, like ever.

>Everyone is watching Wallstreet Bets now

This is typical bullshit article from the BBC to generate fear

[Anonymous No.51287005]

Ryan has deserted us

Reddit has betrayed us

Abandon your longs

Sell sell for your lives !!

[Anonymous No.51287011]

Baker! Make that bread, baby! We love you

[Anonymous No.51287034]

If you hold long enough, you become immune to reverse moasses

[Anonymous No.51287068]

>>51287005

[Anonymous No.51287080]

>>51287068
SELL NOW YOU FOOLS!

[Anonymous No.51287092]

Say something, I'm giving up on you

[Anonymous No.51287096]

Frens, are we the ones being squoze?

[Anonymous No.51287101]

>>51280952
Take the job, live your life, enjoy it, MOASS comes when you have accepted your life. I have accepted mine, I'm enjoying my career, and I can live without MOASS now.

I am ready, kek be with us

[WSB No.51287107]

Remember the Knights of Malta being BTFOed a few days ago?

https://www.catholicworldreport.com/2022/08/23/pope-francis-instructs-vatican-entities-to-move-all-funds-to-vatican-bank-by-sept-30/

110? What a curious number...

∞kishEoY

[Anonymous No.51287137]

Marge is calling today, a collect call worth at least 1 trillion

[Anonymous No.51287203]

>>51287137
Yeah calling people who went long on leverage not short lmao baggie

[Anonymous No.51287384]

Oh sh

[Anonymous No.51287386]

The good thing about the last 2 years of meme stock mania I learned the following:

1) NEVER trust a jew
2) Take the profit immediately when you feel the urge to tell anyone about how much in the profit you "are"
3) Most people lose their money on the stock market. If you haven't - it's only a matter of time.
4) Unless you have insider info or are a big fund; investing = gambling
5) Never gamble more money than you are comfortable losing (my guideline is 6 months of work)
6) Moving the goalpost, disregarding other points of view (sneeeeeeeed), conjuring copium DD each week are all pretty good indicators of being in a cult
7) The casino always wins
8) Jesus is king
9) I am a gambling addict and will not follow those rules anyway

[Anonymous No.51287393]

>>51287386
You don't lose until you sell red

[Anonymous No.51287404]

>>51287384
Who is "Energy"? Is that an entity, or is it referring to the energy sector?

[Anonymous No.51287416]

>>51287386
I'm slowly accepting the fact that I've gotten caught up in a delusion of room temperature IQs, predditors and literal schizophrenics, but I'm in too deep to sell now. I've learned that investing isn't for me. I'd actually have more money if I had just kept it under my mattress.

[Anonymous No.51287422]

>>51287404
someone had to take advantage of your mother no way you're this fucking stupid, and your mother isn't retarded

[Anonymous No.51287424]

>>51287393
I'm never selling in the red lmao, seee point 9

Also,
10) Money is not everything, chill out niggers. Every loss can be made up for, you can't buy health and a loving, white family, though. That's why (((they))) seethe so much seeing us happy despite ruining the world.

[Anonymous No.51287426]

>>51287404
Sector

[Anonymous No.51287434]

>>51287384
power to the peepee poopoo

[Anonymous No.51287436]

>>51287424
Precisely why I can hold for international phone #

[Anonymous No.51287457]

>>51287424
We are all going to make wagmi

[Anonymous No.51287543]

>>51287384
>zerohedge
Nothing but mumbo jumbo

[Anonymous No.51287548]

Baggies why is it dumping premarket? Why have you been red for 2 weeks straight?
Muh drs? Muh float?

[Anonymous No.51287559]

>>51287543
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-09-06/energy-trade-risks-collapsing-over-margin-calls-of-1-5-trillion

>inb4 bloom(((berg)))

[Anonymous No.51287583]

Remember frens, red, green, none of it matters. Only thing that matters is DRS and holding with the diamondest of hands. WAGMI

[Anonymous No.51287587]

>>51287559
These are longs about to get btfo, also it has nothing to do with GME.

[Anonymous No.51287602]

Could really use that September tweet right about now, Choen

[Anonymous No.51287615]

>>51287587
Why would longs get btfo? Energy is getting more valuable not less.

[Anonymous No.51287727]

>>51287602
DFV tweet would be spectacular

[Anonymous No.51287758]

Imagine having a gf for a year and a half, while not having sex with her. Probably jerking off to porn while you wait for nothing. That’s what holding GME has been like. Like edging nonstop but never getting laid

[Anonymous No.51287811]

>>51287758
You been inside her without a condom the whole time the child is already bormed
You just became ur own dad

[Anonymous No.51287814]

the local radio morning show DJ, who never stops talking about how jewish he is, didn't know what short selling was and the 2nd or 3rd caller on the subject explained it was selling at a loss to lower your taxable income for the year and the dj accepted it as fact and moved on.

[Anonymous No.51287863]

FUCK YOU KEN GRIFFIN

[Anonymous No.51287871]

>>51287758
>Imagine having a gf for a year and a half
That's nothing, wait until she refuses to pee on you.

[Anonymous No.51287889]

>>51287386
Nooooo you're a shill fuck you hedgie shill sneeed sneeeeeeed noooooooooooooooooooo I'm not wrong I'm just early!!!!

[Anonymous No.51287931]

DOWN 5% PRE MARKET BAGGIES
FUCKING KEK
>heckin bullish!
>buy the diperino!

[Anonymous No.51287980]

Ryan Cohen kicked my dog and punched my mum

[Anonymous No.51287988]

>>51287980
Finally some good antics

[Anonymous No.51287991]

>>51280636
>>51280791
>>51281605
>>51281628
>>51283736
>>51284980
WGAMI.

[Anonymous No.51287992]

>>51287980
Ryan Cohen fucked my dog and punched my mum.

[Anonymous No.51287996]

>>51287980
Ryan Cohen is your dad?

[Anonymous No.51288027]

>>51287980
Ryan Cohan pushed my dad from a very high building in New York

[Anonymous No.51288041]

How many baggies will kill themselves today? Kekekekeke

[Anonymous No.51288059]

>>51288041
Many! Hopefully

[Anonymous No.51288060]

>>51288041
None because they are already dead and undead on the inside nothing matters to them anymore the hedgies won
The hedge funds you are cheering for

[Anonymous No.51288107]

>>51288078
>>51288078
>>51288078
Threaded, frens!

[Anonymous No.51288143]

>>51283440
Thanks anon. One silver lining to an otherwise supremely challenging year is that she’s still alive, for which I feel very grateful. She thinks I’m crazy for how much gme I’ve accumulated, but she’s always supported me, and it’d be quite a blessing for her to see it come through in the flesh for her only son. 10 years ago the landlord of her apartment building forced her to give up her garden on the deck because it violated some bullshit city code. I was home from university and watched her cry as I and a friend I’d played football with in high school removed every plant. It wasn’t about the garden obviously, but the lack of personal domain/agency. One of the few times I’ve cried as an adult was holding her and promising that someday I would buy her a house where her flowers could bloom. I’ve been preparing for this for a decade, and it’s just hitting me that god was there the whole time.

>>51283446
To win without struggle is to triumph without glory. WAGMI

>>51283545
With your tongue on my anus fren

>>51284706
Thanks for this anon. I appreciate this kind message and take it to heart. Interestingly it’s my birthday this week and one of the gifts I had planned to get myself was my first proper bible. I look forward to reading your recommendations.

[Anonymous No.51288149]

>>51288107
Sneed

[Anonymous No.51288166]

>>51288143
Nobody is ever going to read this you fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.51288182]

>>51287386
>3) Most people lose their money on the stock market. If you haven't - it's only a matter of time.
>4) Unless you have insider info or are a big fund; investing = gambling
Not true if you invest in actual companies with a good business model. I have zero idea why reddit has rallied around 3 of the worst publicly listed companies when they couldve actually made some money if they turned a profitable company into a memestock
The rest of your post is true though

[Anonymous No.51288260]

>>51288166
I read it shit for brains. And that man is wagmi unlike you.

[Anonymous No.51288266]

>>51288041
>kekekekeke
Southeast Asia hours