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51272426 No.51272426 [Reply] [Original]

I need a girlfriend. I'm tired of my cousin thinking I'm gay because I never had girls

>> No.51272449

Its impossible and im fit 6'1 with a huge dick and goodlooking. Im sick of people assuming im gay too wtf

>> No.51272451

>>51272426
> Caring about your cousins opinion
Maybe you really are gay.

>> No.51272470

>>51272449
Does it ever get to you guys?
Does the constant questions from others make you question your own sexuality what if they are right?

>> No.51272496

>>51272470
No, i know im straight, its just impossible to get a gf without resorting to tinder dumpster diving

>> No.51272556
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51272556

If this guy can get a girlfriend anything is possible

>> No.51272582
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>>51272496
There are still diamonds in the rough on dating apps (not hookup apps). I found my first gf on Bumble, she was still a virgin and wasn't insane. It just takes effort and time - don't expect to find anyone within the first month.

>> No.51272771

>>51272426
Imagine all the little moments in the relationship where you actually have to care what the other person thinks and attend to their needs by doing things you don't want to do.
Yeah, not so hot now.

>> No.51272799

>>51272556
A fucking D med? He's maxed and that's all he can afford?

>> No.51272859

>>51272426
I don’t have a girlfriend either but lucky for me I don’t give a shit what anyone else thinks about it.

>> No.51272863

>>51272582
thanks for the lifefuel. i should try them again now that i dont live in a shithole city
>>51272771
if youre both healthy this shouldnt be a problem

>> No.51272880

>>51272556
Fuck even this guy got a gf, pull your shit together OP
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>>51272863
Does wanting to get a gf to make your cousin stop teasing you sound healthy?

>> No.51273038

>>51273013
im not op also im sure theres more he wants from it. any male who doesnt have one is a de facto loser by natures standards

>> No.51273189

>>51273038
>Believes in fairy tales of non-physical entities that judge us, like a barbarian from the Bronze age.

>> No.51273213

>>51273038
retard, you completely missed the point. stay disconnected from what matters for happiness loser

>> No.51273244

>>51272426
Literally just go to a club,dress well and drink some courage into you so you can get bitches

>> No.51273251

>>51273213
>this guy just called himself a retard and is arguing with himself

>> No.51273321

>>51273251
anyone who uses terms like barbarian to shame real niggas is completely disconnected brainwashed and disconnected with nature. have fun dying alone miserable faggot, you probably eat bread and mcdonalds

>> No.51273347

>>51273321
Well done for quoting the right person this time newfag

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>>51272426
Just fuck your cousin and make him your bitch. Simple as

>> No.51274692

>>51272470
I’ve seen this a thousand times, they aren’t saying you are gay directly, they are saying you do things that make them uncomfortable or you seem soft. They are really saying you’re being antisocial somehow.

>> No.51274709

>>51272799
That was the best in the game in 2010