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LUNC wagies how do you plan to quit? Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:30:33 2022 No.51271732 [Reply] [Original]

>There's only 6 more days until we moon

I plan on eating a big fat burrito and drinking milk walking upto my boss and saying "fuck you and fuck your shitty job you parasitic kike" let out the nastiest gas and walk out saying "whoa wooden doors guess you're fucked"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:32:13 2022 No.51271750 polcel cringe

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:33:49 2022 No.51271768 >>51271750 ywnbaw

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:34:32 2022 No.51271775 >>51271732 My boss is kind of hot so I might just fuck her husband. No homo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:43:21 2022 No.51271867 >>51271732 smear feces all over company logo piss shit puke and cum in my bosses coffee >>51271750 in every thread there he is the tranny ass glowie faggot giving his high-effort brilliant takes. rope yourself

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:45:10 2022 No.51271886 >>51271732 I’m just going to tell them I need to go and pursue other things

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:51:25 2022 No.51271973 >>51271732 I'll probably have a civil meeting with the higher ups to plan a proper succession plan, giving as much time is reasonably necessary to ensure a successful departure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:58:33 2022 No.51272060 >>51271732 I tell them I am leaving immediately. >anon you need to give a two weeks notice Nah bitch I'm givin you a TO-DAY NOTICE. then I just leave. Nothing too crazy.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:01:40 2022 No.51272095

>>51271732
This is only a good idea if you give a 2 weeks notice and let them hold your final paycheck for a few weeks otherwise you might as well just ghost like an incel nazi, and you WILL be squeezed to suicide by the fair and free market if you even think about trying the latter.

Your only choice is submitting to us, we won't allow any less.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:03:17 2022 No.51272116 >>51271732 I’ll let them slowly find out that I’m a millionaire and watch them seethe in silence whilst I eat lobster and a5 wagyu for lunch at my desk whilst drinking the finest of wines in my meetings until I leave.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:03:39 2022 No.51272121 >>51272095 Oh and your racist funny money won't save you, we can freeze your assets any time you feel like escape is possible. You are goy cattle, nothing more. Remember that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:04:35 2022 No.51272131 File: 373 KB, 715x859, 1657148652615.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love my boss, I'd probably give him some money when I tell him that I don't need to work anymore

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:28:56 2022 No.51272472
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>>51271732
Make a month of pure opulence. First thing is to get a supercar, either a McLaren or Lamborghini and show off my riches to my co-workers, especially to the ones who were dickheads to me. Have a tendie buffet every Friday from Raising Canes. On the last day, I will tell my co-workers of how I made it was taking the advice of some frens on a Mongolian basket weaving forum, a nerd chick from a Netflix animated movie and the backing of a chinese-canadian multi-billionaire

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:30:02 2022 No.51272488 >>51271732 Is 500k enough for this ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:30:24 2022 No.51272492 >>51272131 Based their are unironically good managers out there who care. The big boss might not be so great, but your managing team could be pretty cool people sometimes!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:42:34 2022 No.51272638 where do I buy lunc or swap for lunc ? I'm in NYC unfortunately but can use vpns I have some on Osmosis but there lunc bridge is disabled

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:45:55 2022 No.51272690

>>51271732
I'm gonna walk in the office in late morning wearing loose pajamas with my right hand holding resignation letter and another scratching my balls.
Drop the letter on the manager table. Turn 360 and walk away while giving middle finger to anyone I pass by.
Verification not required.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:46:47 2022 No.51272705

>>51271732

Honestly, I don't think I will straight away. I work in an experimental role in HMRC, so I will use my job to gain more real world coding experience (Want to do pro-bono projects if I could retire early), and learn every tax loophole

I like my workmates, might stuff a few quid into the Xmas party pot so we could have a good one

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:48:11 2022 No.51272729 >>51272638 cant you just buy this on uniswap? luna/weth?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:49:45 2022 No.51272759 >>51271732 Before you do that, make sure you took enough profit to quit. I only have 2 million so i will be a wagie forever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:51:25 2022 No.51272786 File: 66 KB, 960x529, 1638193730634.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>51271732 I have a super comfy job and I'm not planning on quitting even when I make it. I won't even tell anyone that I made it, but there will be subtle hints.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:09:41 2022 No.51273104 >LISTEN BOSS I JUST.... I'M NOT GOING TO SUPPORT GLOBOHOMO... I KNOW I KNOW BUT I JUST.... I WON'T DO IT IS ALL! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:12:03 2022 No.51273142 My lunc will be available in 16 days from staking im goi g to miss the big pump right

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:12:11 2022 No.51273144 >>51272488 How does $500k sound ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:13:46 2022 No.51273160 >LUNC retirement threads Thanks, just sold everything

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:15:05 2022 No.51273175 >>51272488 >Is 500k enough for this ? How does $50 sound eoy?

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:15:29 2022 No.51273180

I’m going to put in my 2 weeks notice like a normal Caucasian, perhaps even give them more time to help train another employee to fill my roll since I’m a valuable asset to my company and will cause a huge loss in production/ talent. If this isn’t your gut Instinct then you’re mixed

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:15:54 2022 No.51273191 >>51273160 Thanks just slurped

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:16:19 2022 No.51273194 >There's only 6 more days until we moon PRICED IN >Verification not required.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:17:14 2022 No.51273206 First I will get a job. Then I will quit the job

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:49:10 2022 No.51274741
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>>51273206
>then i will quit
You certainly can try anon, asserting dominance on chuds is half the fun afterall.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:01:28 2022 No.51274922 >>51273180 Someones sounds like a team player. Only improvement I would add would be you personally help train a new female poc to fill your position to help further your companies commitment towards Diversity & Inclusion®.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:26:36 2022 No.51275275 File: 138 KB, 357x360, sadge.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] W-What happens in 6 days anons?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:49:16 2022 No.51275574 >>51272095 >>51272121 how did you find this board? dial8

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:24:13 2022 No.51276104 File: 631 KB, 800x900, Baldi_gif_frowning_by_angrygal-dcsjty4.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>51275574 >making fun of trans issues Looks like some little nazi wants to get reported to hr

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 21:58:11 2022 No.51278349 >>51276104 top kek, I'm an independent contractor and I vet my clients to make sure they are racists. >they have to dilate for the rest of their life >I thought it was only for a short time? >it is

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 21:59:27 2022 No.51278370 >>51271732 I'll give a month notice. My job is chill and my boss is cool af. I have a job most of you around would dream of.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:06:38 2022 No.51278463 >>51271750 More like polchad based

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:52:34 2022 No.51279129 >>51271732 I'll put in my two weeks notice cause my boss is actually cool and not an asshole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:57:18 2022 No.51279221 It'll do a 2-3x but no way it moons so much that the average holder has fuck you money. You're gonna have to wait for the burn to do that.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:13:23 2022 No.51279498

>>51271732
I wouldn't do anything. I'd just skive off and collect the money until they realised something was up. Then, after HR had wasted time and money trying to get rid of me, turn around and say "Oh, I'm rich now through funny internet money, see ya"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:17:34 2022 No.51279541 >>51279498 Similar approach. I am sitting on a fat redundancy payout, so I would just become useless and unproductive so I am eventually made reduntant

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