LUNC wagies how do you plan to quit?

[Anonymous No.51271732]

>There's only 6 more days until we moon

I plan on eating a big fat burrito and drinking milk walking upto my boss and saying "fuck you and fuck your shitty job you parasitic kike" let out the nastiest gas and walk out saying "whoa wooden doors guess you're fucked"

[Anonymous No.51271750]

polcel cringe

[Anonymous No.51271768]

>>51271750
ywnbaw

[Anonymous No.51271775]

>>51271732
My boss is kind of hot so I might just fuck her husband. No homo.

[Anonymous No.51271867]

>>51271732
smear feces all over company logo piss shit puke and cum in my bosses coffee
>>51271750
in every thread there he is the tranny ass glowie faggot giving his high-effort brilliant takes. rope yourself

[Anonymous No.51271886]

>>51271732
I’m just going to tell them I need to go and pursue other things

[Anonymous No.51271973]

>>51271732
I'll probably have a civil meeting with the higher ups to plan a proper succession plan, giving as much time is reasonably necessary to ensure a successful departure.

[Anonymous No.51272060]

>>51271732
I tell them I am leaving immediately.

>anon you need to give a two weeks notice

Nah bitch I'm givin you a TO-DAY NOTICE.

then I just leave. Nothing too crazy.

[Anonymous No.51272095]

>>51271732
This is only a good idea if you give a 2 weeks notice and let them hold your final paycheck for a few weeks otherwise you might as well just ghost like an incel nazi, and you WILL be squeezed to suicide by the fair and free market if you even think about trying the latter.

Your only choice is submitting to us, we won't allow any less.

[Anonymous No.51272116]

>>51271732
I’ll let them slowly find out that I’m a millionaire and watch them seethe in silence whilst I eat lobster and a5 wagyu for lunch at my desk whilst drinking the finest of wines in my meetings until I leave.

[Anonymous No.51272121]

>>51272095
Oh and your racist funny money won't save you, we can freeze your assets any time you feel like escape is possible. You are goy cattle, nothing more. Remember that.

[Anonymous No.51272131]

I love my boss, I'd probably give him some money when I tell him that I don't need to work anymore

[Anonymous No.51272472]

>>51271732
Make a month of pure opulence. First thing is to get a supercar, either a McLaren or Lamborghini and show off my riches to my co-workers, especially to the ones who were dickheads to me. Have a tendie buffet every Friday from Raising Canes. On the last day, I will tell my co-workers of how I made it was taking the advice of some frens on a Mongolian basket weaving forum, a nerd chick from a Netflix animated movie and the backing of a chinese-canadian multi-billionaire

[Anonymous No.51272488]

>>51271732
Is 500k enough for this ?

[Anonymous No.51272492]

>>51272131
Based their are unironically good managers out there who care. The big boss might not be so great, but your managing team could be pretty cool people sometimes!

[Anonymous No.51272638]

where do I buy lunc or swap for lunc ? I'm in NYC unfortunately but can use vpns

I have some on Osmosis but there lunc bridge is disabled

[Anonymous No.51272690]

>>51271732
I'm gonna walk in the office in late morning wearing loose pajamas with my right hand holding resignation letter and another scratching my balls.
Drop the letter on the manager table. Turn 360 and walk away while giving middle finger to anyone I pass by.
Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.51272705]

>>51271732

Honestly, I don't think I will straight away. I work in an experimental role in HMRC, so I will use my job to gain more real world coding experience (Want to do pro-bono projects if I could retire early), and learn every tax loophole

I like my workmates, might stuff a few quid into the Xmas party pot so we could have a good one

[Anonymous No.51272729]

>>51272638
cant you just buy this on uniswap? luna/weth?

[Anonymous No.51272759]

>>51271732
Before you do that, make sure you took enough profit to quit. I only have 2 million so i will be a wagie forever.

[Anonymous No.51272786]

>>51271732

I have a super comfy job and I'm not planning on quitting even when I make it. I won't even tell anyone that I made it, but there will be subtle hints.

[Anonymous No.51273104]

>LISTEN BOSS I JUST.... I'M NOT GOING TO SUPPORT GLOBOHOMO... I KNOW I KNOW BUT I JUST.... I WON'T DO IT IS ALL! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.51273142]

My lunc will be available in 16 days from staking im goi g to miss the big pump right

[Anonymous No.51273144]

>>51272488
How does $500k sound ?

[Anonymous No.51273160]

>LUNC retirement threads
Thanks, just sold everything

[Anonymous No.51273175]

>>51272488
>Is 500k enough for this ?

How does $50 sound eoy?

[Anonymous No.51273180]

I’m going to put in my 2 weeks notice like a normal Caucasian, perhaps even give them more time to help train another employee to fill my roll since I’m a valuable asset to my company and will cause a huge loss in production/ talent. If this isn’t your gut Instinct then you’re mixed

[Anonymous No.51273191]

>>51273160
Thanks just slurped

[Anonymous No.51273194]

>There's only 6 more days until we moon
PRICED IN
>Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.51273206]

First I will get a job. Then I will quit the job

[Anonymous No.51274741]

>>51273206
>then i will quit
You certainly can try anon, asserting dominance on chuds is half the fun afterall.

[Anonymous No.51274922]

>>51273180
Someones sounds like a team player. Only improvement I would add would be you personally help train a new female poc to fill your position to help further your companies commitment towards Diversity & Inclusion®.

[Anonymous No.51275275]

W-What happens in 6 days anons?

[Anonymous No.51275574]

>>51272095
>>51272121
how did you find this board? dial8

[Anonymous No.51276104]

>>51275574
>making fun of trans issues
Looks like some little nazi wants to get reported to hr

[Anonymous No.51278349]

>>51276104
top kek, I'm an independent contractor and I vet my clients to make sure they are racists.
>they have to dilate for the rest of their life
>I thought it was only for a short time?
>it is

[Anonymous No.51278370]

>>51271732

I'll give a month notice. My job is chill and my boss is cool af. I have a job most of you around would dream of.

[Anonymous No.51278463]

>>51271750
More like polchad based

[Anonymous No.51279129]

>>51271732
I'll put in my two weeks notice cause my boss is actually cool and not an asshole.

[Anonymous No.51279221]

It'll do a 2-3x but no way it moons so much that the average holder has fuck you money. You're gonna have to wait for the burn to do that.

[Anonymous No.51279498]

>>51271732
I wouldn't do anything. I'd just skive off and collect the money until they realised something was up. Then, after HR had wasted time and money trying to get rid of me, turn around and say "Oh, I'm rich now through funny internet money, see ya"

[Anonymous No.51279541]

>>51279498
Similar approach. I am sitting on a fat redundancy payout, so I would just become useless and unproductive so I am eventually made reduntant