>paid 2k total for pic related (with the van) Why aren't you van living?

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Anonymous Mon Sep 5 04:26:11 2022 No.51266856 [Reply] [Original]

>paid 2k total for pic related (with the van)

Why aren't you van living?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 04:28:07 2022 No.51266871 >>51266856 Where do you shit? What if you don’t make it to the gym bathroom in time one day?

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 04:28:33 2022 No.51266876
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>>51266856
Absolutely astonishing, they have unitonically managed to market living in a fucking van. Not only did they buy it, some think it's a kind of lifestyle to be emulated

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 04:29:28 2022 No.51266884 >>51266871 >>51266876 eventually there will be in-van septic tanks

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 04:29:30 2022 No.51266886 Living in a van by the river, being a homeless loser doesn’t quite appeal to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 04:29:57 2022 No.51266891 >>51266856 imagine seeing this and thinking yup im smart

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 04:30:39 2022 No.51266894 Parents in the 80s: > You better get good grades otherwise you'll be a bum living in a van down by the river Anno Domini Year of our Lord 2022: > Damn I wish I could live in a van down by the river.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 04:31:01 2022 No.51266899 >>51266871 thats what shovels are for

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 04:31:10 2022 No.51266901 >>51266856 Tried living in a cabin with no hot water and decided that was my floor in terms of how cheap i would like to live.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 04:32:24 2022 No.51266916 Mexican gangs will follow you and catch you lacking, probably when you're dead asleep at 4am

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 04:33:06 2022 No.51266923 >>51266899 Checked >That's what shovels are for And you're going to what? Dig a hole in the parking lot behind the Applebee's dumpster?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 04:35:23 2022 No.51266941 >>51266886 it's only as unenjoyable as you are uncreative

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 04:35:41 2022 No.51266947 >>51266856 >Pod on wheels

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 04:36:29 2022 No.51266952 >>51266856 cringe. imagine living in a van when you can live for free with your parents

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 04:40:01 2022 No.51266995 >>51266941 So is nailing your dick to a wall with a rusty nail but that doesn’t mean I find that appealing too

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 04:49:13 2022 No.51267067 >>51266952 Living with your parents last the age of 20 is perma Cringe. Females can, but if males do that's so sad

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 04:50:41 2022 No.51267076 >>51267067 only normalniggers care about being cringe

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 04:51:19 2022 No.51267087 >>51267067 Imagine caring , you're a turbo faggot and I say that because you probably care about what people think of queers like you

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 04:51:51 2022 No.51267094 >>51267076 No there are objective facts for being a Cringe man Iiving with Ur parents is one of them

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 04:54:02 2022 No.51267110 I like to shower

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 05:05:57 2022 No.51267197 >>51266891 living in a van doesnt seem optimal. But honestly id rather do that in a larger city than be a rentoid faggot like (you). Because its so smart to give your money away to your landlord..

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 05:09:56 2022 No.51267223 >>51266856 >wake up being raped

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 05:11:31 2022 No.51267233 >>51266876 Its cool if you're already rich and just want to drive around and sleep wherever with no hassle. It seems like a terrible lifestyle unless you have $10k to burn per month though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 05:16:37 2022 No.51267271 >>51266856 Pshhh If that's what you need I guess. I get er done with a cheap ass sedan 6.7l/100km

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 05:18:28 2022 No.51267285 >>51266894 42 years of importing dirt cheap labor have passed.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 05:20:33 2022 No.51267297

>>51267233

I've never ever paid an actual landlord 'rent', nor have I ever paid a single 'utility' bill.

Does anybody wanna try figuring out how much money I've saved over 16 years of simply not paying?

Anyone wanna guess what I did with that money? And how much I have now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 05:31:57 2022 No.51267400 >>51266856 Kek imagine trying to bring back some slut to your fucking van >>51266952 After a while my parents got tired of me bringing over girls at 2am If you’re still living with your parents in your 20s you’re not getting laid. Couldn’t be me

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 05:39:08 2022 No.51267465 >>51266856 >Poor person's idea of making money: live in van to cut costs. >Rich person's idea of making money: finance $400,000 house to grow equity by 6% per year ($24k).

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 05:41:47 2022 No.51267484 >>51266856 Did that when I was an OTR trucker. Hated it, and want to live in a fucking house that I own like a human being.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 06:09:25 2022 No.51267665 >>51266856 >Why aren't you van living? I already live in a house.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 06:21:53 2022 No.51267750 >>51266856 winter comes and you freeze to death

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 06:25:00 2022 No.51267768 >>51267400 Bro if there's a bed and you have money in your account they don't care if it's a van Ask me how I know Ur a virgin

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 06:25:44 2022 No.51267774 >>51266856 Looks like absolute despair.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 06:38:17 2022 No.51267857 >>51267297 yeah and everyone thinks you're weird lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 06:39:06 2022 No.51267862 >>51266884 Its called a camper

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 06:41:43 2022 No.51267880 >>51266856 I did it for about 18 months and it was a huge stepping stone towards achieving significant financial success. If you have a job which allows you to live adjacent to any public federal lands it's a no brainer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 07:05:56 2022 No.51268031 >>51266856 I already piss in bottles so I might as well do this too

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 07:13:25 2022 No.51268090 what do you do in the summer? Just die of heat stroke?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 07:31:02 2022 No.51268229 >>51266871 >he’s still tied to the porcelain jew You will only know true freedom when you can poo as nature intended.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 07:39:34 2022 No.51268299 >>51268229 Yeah I poo on grass and just put a handful of dirt over it Do It at night, free manure

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 07:42:03 2022 No.51268313 >>51268090 You do as the birds do. Migrate to a more favorable climate

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 07:43:36 2022 No.51268322 >>51266856 Cool! I think I'll do this too soon. Plan to drive it across my country. Kek at all the high maintenance zoomies ITT

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 07:44:24 2022 No.51268329 >>51268229 Ranjeet stop...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 07:50:48 2022 No.51268382 >>51266923 Yeah!? Who are YOU to judge his uncivilized hobo lifestyle?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 08:54:47 2022 No.51268774 >>51267857 People only append "lmao" to their posts when they are fuming mad. Nobody believes you laughed at his post. It's totally okay to be jealous of someone as fortunate as that Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 08:56:42 2022 No.51268793 >>51266856 An online aqcuintance of mine does this and he's close to financial ruin because of it. Makes 2.5k and has no money left at the end of the month.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:22:44 2022 No.51268998 >>51266871 Get a portable toilet. Add some chemicals in it so it stops the smell (legit works) piss in there. For shit put a plastic bag in the portable toilet and shit in there. Throw away like dog shit. That's how they generally do it.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:44:09 2022 No.51269163
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>>51266884
There's a shitter in one of my scrap vehicles its a total hippie looking van maybe I should clean it out and sell it to OP
For a double wide.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 09:55:10 2022 No.51269246

>>51266856
Bro I just bought to campers for a $500. plugged one into an outside outlet and put my crazy lazy older brother in it, before he would even try to move into my workshop.

Im putting his truck together to handle his new home then he gets the fuck out of my parking lot.

He can live the camper life because he aint playing couch potato in my house.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:38:08 2022 No.51269592
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I lived in my car for 2 weeks because I was in-between apartments and it was the worst.

I constantly had niggers harassing me, a homeless person living out of a car, for money. I also witnessed countless niggers throwing trash on the ground like it was nothing.

I also got yelled at twice by hotel staff for parking in their parking lot. The best place I found to park was at a park overnight that had outlets and a bathroom.

Staying cool was also an issue, since it gets really hot inside of a car in the summer. I don't know what I would have done if it was winter and I was freezing my balls off.

Yeah, living in a vehicle fucking sucks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:41:05 2022 No.51269607 >>51268774 Jealous is used incorrectly and I laughed LMFAO

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:42:14 2022 No.51269617
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>>51268329
>he believes the porcelain jew
>he doesn’t completely evacuate his bowels by squating
>he willingly enslaves himself to the medical jew

Good, good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:42:20 2022 No.51269620 >>51267297 Not everyone inherits wealth You don't have special personality traits, sorry kid

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:54:48 2022 No.51269711
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>>51266856
>>51266871

I fucked a hippie chick in one of these...

I don't get it... I'm an ocd clean freak, but I couldn't resist the scent of patchouli oil emitting from her dreadlocks and hairy pussy.. plus, I was 27 and she was 19, so why noy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 10:56:09 2022 No.51269722 >>51266856 i work from home

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:03:40 2022 No.51269773 >>51268382 Kek I can already see this hobo lifestyle shit getting into fashion with the zoomers and millennials.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:08:57 2022 No.51269812 >>51267465 >Just make it in a few decades by working yourself to death for Shekelstein and kiss his ;&; bro Fuck off wagie

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:10:32 2022 No.51269822 >>51269773 I'm into this. I hate living in the city like I do right now. I could live in the country side where is quiet and peaceful. It's cheaper.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:11:19 2022 No.51269831

>>51269773

I honestly don't blame people for wanting to live like this, as long as they stay clean, hygienic and healthy. There is a certain allure to being able to travel wherever you want, at any time and just take part time jobs or side hustles wherever you go.

It beats working a 9-5 wagie job and being trapped in a house with a $200k, 30 year mortgage.

The problem is, most people that get into it don't actually understand the struggle involved. You still need money for food and gas, you still need to be clean and take care of your body. You still need a PO Box address somewhere and a bank account, so you can get paid.

A lot of people that do this shit are broke, leftist hippies, which is why it's become such a joke to most people.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:13:23 2022 No.51269853
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>>51266856
Because I'm saving up to buy an actual house for 10-15k euros.
I could already buy pic related for 6.5k, but decided to save more and get something closer to a major town.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:16:57 2022 No.51269871

>>51266856
I've been thinking about it but I can afford to buy land and build a small house on it and place renewables. So I'm partial to that but I don't want to be beholden to the tax jew, makes me think a mobile home might be a better answer, but then there's the parking issue, I'd be ok with just rucking into the woods and permacamping but it seems doomed to be temporary
>>51266876
Fuck it. Why not be homeless. The world is a joke and the game is rigged. I will never buy boomers bags

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:19:27 2022 No.51269886 >>51269711 Based

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:28:24 2022 No.51269953 >>51269617 Yeah but you can't get a good think on when squatting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:32:31 2022 No.51269982 >>51269953 Is it true that western peopel can't squat? I thought it was just a meme

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:34:57 2022 No.51270002 >>51266856 Because I live in a paid off house with my wife

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:38:13 2022 No.51270035

>>51269831
>There is a certain allure to being able to travel wherever you want, at any time and just take part time jobs or side hustles wherever you go.

this isn't the 1800s where train hopping day labor work is still a thing. you want a job you have to stick around and apply through an online job portal, wait 3 months for a response for $12/hour job, and then suffer the wagie interview humiliation ritual. only day laborers left are illegal spics who stand around the home depot parking lot.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:46:34 2022 No.51270106
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Whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances enter a van life situation with a woman
>be me
>have loving qt3.14 gf
>quirkyidea.exe
>put our life savings into a van
>do all the mods ourselves, just like on youtube(tm)!
>it’s actually pretty comf
>quit our jobs and drive across country for the summer
>everything is cool until she goes ultra hippie
>stops shaving, deo is cancer, shampoo is the devil, showers once a week
>naturalmusk.mp3
>seen her shit in a bucket too many times
>start losing attraction for her
>fight about dumb shit all the time
>we do some work away jobs at farms and le epic communes
>work alongside the dregs of hippie society, drug addicts, redditors, a lot of polyamorous faggots
>get talked into a foursome with another couple
>think why not, epic hippie adventure right?
>absolute crackhead tier, unwashed fused dreadlocks hippie couple
>she’s getting railed by this methed our guy while I’m pushing rope into his smelly gf
>force myself to c00m
>post nut realization to end all realizations
>I’m in a fucking shed looking down at a drugged out degenerate hippy while the girl I thought I loved is getting blown out by an unwashed hippie
>trying to forget the fragrance
>I demand we leave, totally ruin the mood for everyone else
>Later, I demand we leave the commune and go back home
>she doesn’t want to and thinks I’m a psycho
>we drive for days in near silence
>sell the van for less than it’s worth to just get rid of the memory and move on
>break up with gf
Fuck you vanlife faggots and every van life shill on instagram too for good measure

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:56:46 2022 No.51270203

>>51270035
>this isn't the 1800s where train hopping day labor work is still a thing.
This is probably the worst part. You can't just travel one block over to the next factory and get a job there. You're stuck doing the online dance where never hearing anything back is the norm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:00:01 2022 No.51270224 >>51266871 indian street shitter style

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:00:50 2022 No.51270232 >>51268229 Then I will never be free.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:01:11 2022 No.51270238 >>51270224 Maximum comf

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:02:22 2022 No.51270243 >>51270224 >>51270238 Good morning sirs

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:07:18 2022 No.51270281 >>51266871 Walk into a forest

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:08:32 2022 No.51270291 >>51266856 Those things go for way higher than 2k, it’s trendy now to have one. So I’m calling you a liar

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:08:40 2022 No.51270292 >>51266856 As a prepper thing this could become very useful

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:10:38 2022 No.51270305 File: 1.37 MB, 2160x3840, pexels-akın-akdağ-8089435.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>51270243 Good morning Sir!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:02:14 2022 No.51270764 >>51270106 >seen her shit in a bucket too many times lel. You could have forseen the inevitability here tho, and saved yourself some grief.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:26:07 2022 No.51271020 >>51270106 lol, you can travel around without paying for hotels without going full retard and rawdogging meth addicts in homeless gangbangs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:27:19 2022 No.51271039 >>51266856 Fifth wheel is better. Van breaks down, you can't sleep inside the repair garage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:27:26 2022 No.51271040 >>51266856 >Why aren't you van living? literally illegal in my cunt

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:30:52 2022 No.51271078 >>51270035 their are definitely trades that allow this life. If you're a chef with a good history in 5 star hotels you can easily get a job in any city, and most country towns. Probably the same for mechanics etc.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:31:56 2022 No.51271090 >>51266856 Imagine the smell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:33:40 2022 No.51271106 >>51271040 What shithole country is that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:34:41 2022 No.51271116 >>51267750 >drives to a warm location Why are you here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:03:32 2022 No.51271425 >>51270106 Imagine getting cucked by a methhead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:08:44 2022 No.51271488 >>51270106 >musky girlfriend >shits in buckets >cuckolds you Y-You wouldn't happen to still have her number, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:15:14 2022 No.51271547 >>51270106 jesus anon... that is something

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:15:18 2022 No.51271551 >>51266871 Cat litter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:18:59 2022 No.51271590 >>51270106 if a white woman ever brings up the "hippy lifestyle," drop her immediately. as you found out, it's nothing but a recipe for poor personal hygiene, drug abuse, evading responsibility, and being a whore. seen it happen several times.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:27:30 2022 No.51271696 >>51267285 yes, the cheap labour is the problem, not the ones exploiting that. Tunnel vision af.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:36:46 2022 No.51271796

>>51270764
I didn’t think that I would lose attraction because of shidding in buckets, but it happened. It could have been her body odour, hair, plus shit tho. I would see her shid followed by seeing her demonstrate poor hygiene right after
>>51271020
We used condoms
>>51271425
>>51271488
It was a foursome, not a cucking. Shout out to the hitler dubs tho lmao HH
>>51271590
she’s Asian. Born and raised here though, so she might as well be honourary white. We didn’t do anymore drugs than usual. Weed, alcohol, shrooms, Molly, and the occasional blow

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:52:46 2022 No.51271996 >just live in a car bro Lmao no thanks

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:54:30 2022 No.51272017 File: 43 KB, 657x527, a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>51271796 >We didn’t do anymore drugs than usual. Weed, alcohol, shrooms, Molly, and the occasional blow

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:56:45 2022 No.51272039 >>51271796 >she’s Asian. Imagine how bad she would have smelled if she was white...genetically speaking. (as a white person)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:01:55 2022 No.51272099 >>51270106 >>seen her shit in a bucket Image size: 125 × 61 No other sizes of this image found. my guy, PLEASE tell me this is copy pasta. to be fair, your girlfriend at this point was also a smelly hippie so the trade was kind of fair

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:07:09 2022 No.51272167 >>51269163 Post a picture

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:10:44 2022 No.51272200

>>51271796
>It was a foursome (that wasn't my idea, but I allowed myself to get talked into despite my natural revulsion to the idea)
>not a cucking

I hate to break this to you, fren, but you got pimp'd. I bet you think it was His Girlfriend's idea, huh? Because if it was his, or your girl's, that's just a classic right-over-home-plate cucking, and if it was his girl's idea, it was his idea, and she's just a pimp's honeypot. That was a cucking.

I hope burying the memory has done you well and you're living a better life now.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:06:29 2022 No.51273050

>>51266856
>these fat retards still say 'yuropoor' unironically
I'm not living in a van because I live in a house with a garden you literal hobo, this costs me less than 300 of your dollars and I live off steak and eggs. Americans have got no idea how bad they have it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:24:38 2022 No.51273343 >>51266856 >cannot throw party >don't have decent kitchen, have to rely on pre-cooked meals >quickly loses value as opposed to growing prices of homes Overall bad long-term plan. But making a year-long road trip is based.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:32:52 2022 No.51274482 >>51271796 Are you white? Why couldn't you get a real girlfriend?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:07:07 2022 No.51275001 >>51270106 wow what a life

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:30:39 2022 No.51275321

>>51266876
>mfw they've somehow managed to get my mother to think it's a good idea

>>51266856

And to answer OP, I like not being homeless. And let's be real. Beyond the fun tik toks and youtube videos, that's what this is. You're homeless. Living in a van down by the river

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:56:16 2022 No.51275675 >>51266856 >bro just be homeless and live in a rape van

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:57:07 2022 No.51275686

>>51269617

One day my toilet was broken, and I had to shit so bad.

I found a spot on my property (it's a large forest property) and I just squatted.

I can confirm this how nature intended it, just shitting on the ground somewhere.

I felt like all the of shit actually exited my body, and it was like cumming.

However, it is very nasty and I felt like an indian.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:08:10 2022 No.51275852 >>51268322 >wanting hot running water, security, and a living space thats not a fucking van is "high maitenance kys

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:12:00 2022 No.51275910 File: 55 KB, 680x507, 1590962657264.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>51270106 You do realize you can still do the van thing without all that extra nasty hippie shit, right

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:12:43 2022 No.51275921 >>51275686 sir sometimes the road to enlightenment is paved with shit but those who travel the path get rewarded in the end it does not benefit one to distinguish between who shits and who does not shit in various ways

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:16:20 2022 No.51275971 File: 140 KB, 640x480, da_seat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>51266871 The street is your toilet, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:16:57 2022 No.51275982 >>51266856 I bought a 3 story house in the post 2008 crash A van to sleep in would cost more than its worth

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:18:42 2022 No.51276017 >>51267067 You really gotta stop watching tv

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:19:54 2022 No.51276042 >>51271696 The cheap labor is the problem, theres no universe where its not a problem

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:21:56 2022 No.51276071 File: 278 KB, 1300x956, all you need.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >paying for some gas guzzling consoomer product when you can just sleep in a whatever bush in a sleeping bag for free take the Vagrant Holiday pill

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:26:47 2022 No.51276133 >>51269853 Ur crazy for not buying that 6.5k house out in the village Anon. Dont fall for the hustle and bustle stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:31:58 2022 No.51276205 >>51275971 HOLY BASED just drive away... taking street shitting to the next level here i am very impressed

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:49:01 2022 No.51276427 >>51275971 lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:50:30 2022 No.51276447 >>51269853 where the fuck do you live to find houses for 6k??

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:53:12 2022 No.51276484 >>51276447 yuropoor isn't just a meme...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:00:40 2022 No.51276575 >>51266856 >Winter >Anon freezes to death

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:03:07 2022 No.51276600 >>51271590 >Its ok if niggers do it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:36:40 2022 No.51277067 >>51272099 I've seen this same post before but with some of the words changed. I think he's a real guy/story

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:37:57 2022 No.51277097 Because I have a paid off house due to living with my dad saving every penny after graduating college.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:41:31 2022 No.51277161 >>51270106 Bwos...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:43:00 2022 No.51277190 File: 364 KB, 750x725, 1584109885809.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >why aren't you homeless? Because I'm not a junkie piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:44:55 2022 No.51277213 >>51270106 I know a guy that does van life in Sweden. Almost died one night falling asleep with a heater running. He woke up in the night and was trying to light a cigarette and the oxygen level was so low the lighter wouldn't work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:46:11 2022 No.51277236 >>51268998 Anon at least use paper bags for the enviroment

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:46:15 2022 No.51277239 >>51266856 Look at that hobo electrical setup. I'll press F right now for when you inevitably electrocute yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:46:50 2022 No.51277246 File: 2.76 MB, 576x1024, pol gf indian depressed.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>51275971 Hello Sir!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:47:55 2022 No.51277257 >>51275321 >>51266876 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv2VIEY9-A8 Why not just get an RV and rent a space in a park?

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 21:00:46 2022 No.51277455

>>51276447
Lithuania, village of Kalnagaliai (Kupiškis municipality)
>>51276133
Actually, what I'm trying to do is escape the city life. However I will still need an income, so I'm trying to find a house that is at most 15 kilometers away from a town that has jobs. This house would fit the bill, but there are very few jobs in the nearest town.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 21:39:33 2022 No.51278082 because that looks absolutely miserable. At least get a larger van that you can stand inside. or a fucking tiny home, at least there's a little room and you can tow tiny homes if you need to move them.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 21:59:29 2022 No.51278371

>>51266871
I only poop once a day
>>51271696
>yes, the cheap labour is the problem, not the ones exploiting that. Tunnel vision af.
are you retarded? Youre just explaining another angle of the problem. those who import that labor and the labor itself is the issue
>>51271796
>condoms
gay

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:00:13 2022 No.51278383 >>51266856 Being homeless sucks. That's why I don't live in a van.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:03:20 2022 No.51278425 >>51272039 Asians smell worse >>51272200 youre retard. it is not >>51277213 thats why you have air sensors retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:03:31 2022 No.51278427 >>51266871 >what is a compost toilet

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:32:07 2022 No.51278789

>>51266856
People always act like living like this is based. Which, admittedly, it kind of is.I enjoy being able to shower whenever I want though. Washing in a river in the modern world is asking for an abundance of problems. And who the fuck wants to shower in Planet Fitness? Vanlife is unironically ass and has been marketed to seem appealing. In reality, having an actual home will always be the way to go. Doesn't even need to be large, fancy, or nice. Just needs your necessities.

But it is pretty cool so pretty based, OP.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:32:38 2022 No.51278801

>>51278425
I mean by default they tend not to due to them not having the same genes as we do that create BO and such.
But if you're saying something like after a week of not showering they end up smelling worse and get some kind of new level of funk going on, I mean I can't really argue. But I lived over there for a while and never really came across anything like that. White people(including myself I guess despite obviously showering and such) were definitely way more smelly on average, and everyone knew it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:34:18 2022 No.51278822 >>51269853 hey this plan is based just make sure the house isn't totally clapped out meaning potentially tens of thousands in renos, otherwise go for it. i'm also a balt and have been looking at similar stuff

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:34:51 2022 No.51278830 File: 66 KB, 602x633, file.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>51266856 Where can i get some meth, OP?

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 22:52:37 2022 No.51279131

>>51278822
I don't know much about construction and stuff like that, but I'm mostly looking at brick houses because I assume they're more likely to be sound structurally. I also assume there should be no cracks in the walls and the roof supports shouldn't be rotted out, but other than that I'm pretty clueless about what to look out for.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:10:14 2022 No.51279448 >>51266856 Because I am not some loser alchy deadbeat inbred retard and can maintain my own place of residence. Rubber tramps are a sad fucking lot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:20:23 2022 No.51279589 >>51278801 No we are not. piss off fag

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:22:31 2022 No.51279628

>>51272099
I wish it was a copypasta, but this is real shit. Heed my warning. It was not fair at all. She’s sane and grooming herself again now. If anything was cucked, it was that I was with her at her most attractive, followed by her least attractive, dumped her, and now she is attractive again PLUS I have no van and no interest in vagabonding
>>51272200
Projection
>>51274482
I’m white and asian
>>51275910
I bathed, shaved, and shat inna portapotty, inna bush, inna camp bathroom, you name it. She didn’t have to shit inna bucket, that was her choice
>>51275971
Based
>>51277067
I post on /out occasionally to warn the vanlife true believer faggots
>>51277161
Idk what’s worse, the gf experience or the loss of van life dreaming

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:25:02 2022 No.51279664 I have standards.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:27:29 2022 No.51279706 >>51279628 Would you recommend for an extended holiday? How long did you last?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:28:33 2022 No.51279722 >>51279589 Sorry your feelings are hurt. Wait till you find out about the earwax thing...

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:29:18 2022 No.51279731

>>51266856
The van is too small, but the missus and I have been bus life for a year now and are super fucking cozy. We bought a shitty house, I reno'd it, and now rent it out for enough to cover the mortgage AND our bus life expenses. If you're young and trying to accrue capital in this fucked up econ environment, bus life is kino.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 23:56:32 2022 No.51280148 >>51279706 We lasted about 2 months before the whole meth head incident. I can imagine late spring to early fall would be doable and comfy depending on your climate

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:08:23 2022 No.51280336

>>51278371
>are you retarded? Youre just explaining another angle of the problem. those who import that labor and the labor itself is the issue
you're complaining because an immigrant can do your job in a second language, yes the migrant is the problem, lmao retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:17:41 2022 No.51280472 >>51277246 that's a cute pajeeta

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:18:51 2022 No.51280492 >>51266856 based

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:52:18 2022 No.51280987 >>51267094 says the man living in a van

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 00:55:41 2022 No.51281033 >>51266856 extremely based. im trying to take the van pill myself but they aren’t cheap where im from. the cheapest is like $7k for a one without registration (+$1.5k)

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:02:33 2022 No.51281146 >>51266856 Poorfag

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:26:21 2022 No.51281496 >>51266856 Where do you shit and shower?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:30:03 2022 No.51281560 File: 688 KB, 286x310, 1435780455641.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>51266856 >paid 2k total for pic related (with the van) Does it run?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:30:27 2022 No.51281567 >>51266916 >lacking I miss middle school in the 90s

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:04:13 2022 No.51282017

>>51266871
> Shit bucket, mines rarely used. Gas stations, fast food restaurants. Work. Make sure you get the black bags and triple up. Once you shit you gotta get it out of the vehicle pronto.

Also, it is possible to train yourself to shit on time with diet changes. It kinda just happens after a while. Haven't gotten sick yet so don't know about them times.
>>51266876
If you don't know, now you know niqqa
>>51266884
Fucking retarded. That's why you opt for an RV.
>Permanent modifications are dumb, nothing you can't simply move over into another vehicle. It's gonna die, break down, you'll have an accident. You'll have to take time to dump your shit tank, and you probably won't do it all the time anyway. You'll be shitting in a bucket cause the tanks full.
>>51266886
That sounds like mosquitoville huh? I don't like bugs.
>>51266899
You can get charged for public shitting. If you give the cop shit, he will fucking shoot you in the head cause you're armed with a shovel.
>>51266901
A vehicles infinitely better, if you need to wage.
>>51266916
Your typical methhead does this. You need to move around, sleep in a differant spot everynight. Get a rotation.
>>51266947
Iz nawt Suu bahd gai

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:13:12 2022 No.51282133 >>51270106 Can’t believe you let some fag rail your girl hahahahahahahahahabah

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:23:11 2022 No.51282285

>>51266952
Fuck living with parents, not like that but you can't do that, it fucks up your brain. It gets harder and harder to leave. You don't develop. It's gotta stop
>>51267067
>>51267076
This too, times are changing gais
>>51267110
Showers are a little over rated, most people get the gym membership. I can't stand monthly billing, when you go to cancel it's always such a Jewey fuckaround. I stay damn clean with wet wipes, they're dirt cheap. I stay cleaner this way compared to showering because I wipe throughout the day. Flying j has showers for $15. I do that once a week.
>>51267197
Fuck landlords and fuck utility companies. Don't pay your life away like that. Anymore.
>>51267223
I have a portable DeWalt chainsaw I use for work.
>>51267297
That's me
>>51267880
Yes, I'm in the midst. I can stay right around work too, shits lit. Big plans now.
>>51268090
Stay hydrated, it's tough but you can find shade to park in. I've found damn near every building is oriented so people can't park in shade. It keeps people hot and thirsty so they come inside to buy shit. It's kinda sick.
>>51268031
Disposable coffee cups work good too, in a pinch.
>>51268313
Most people need to work, that means staying in one spot.
>>51268322
No it's a differant way of life. It's really hard. Mentally and physically. Mentally most people can't handle it because of they ways they've grown up and been raised, which is proper.
>>51268382
Probably Jewish or Muslim, mad AF cuz we're not gonna pay anymore.
>>51268774
Fortunate, I should have started 10 years ago hahaha.
>>51268793
Gas and fast food. The trick is to not eat and not drive. He's not conditioned for this lifestyle. Lots of people can't do it. Few do it right.
>>51268998
Girls might need to do all that, it's alot easier for guys.
>>51269246
You're a good brother, he will probably love it. I wish my parents did that for me. I'd be so much better off rn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:24:38 2022 No.51282309 >>51269592 I know what you're saying, but all those problems can be avoided if you're tactful.

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