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>start my own business
>opening day was today
>not a single customer

>> No.51254625
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51254625

You have to advertize the business.

>> No.51254628

>>51254617

What kinda of business is

>> No.51254638 [DELETED] 

>>51254628
small cafe/deli. Sell sandwiches and coffee, some snacks and knicknacks too.

>> No.51254655

>>51254638
Probably is in a big urban area and have u tried promoting it on tiktok bc some beaners try that to their parents business

>> No.51254656

>>51254625
This. Gotta learn how to market yourself and get people in the door. Promotions, events, etc.

>> No.51254660

>>51254638
lol its not vegan? not even with onions/bugs??

>> No.51254665

>>51254638
brother i can do your social media ads dm me

>> No.51254675

>>51254665
He has no money.

>> No.51254676
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>>51254665
>dm me

>> No.51254688

>>51254660
I have vegan options, but it's not all vegan

>> No.51254721

>>51254688
Is it in a good location with similar stores where new customers come by

>> No.51254727

>>51254617
Take my order...
Give me the today's specials fren

>> No.51254730

>>51254617
Where’s your deli at?

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>>51254617
It's like my teenage birthday party dreams but in adult life. Horrific.
Did you do any advertising? Maybe this can be a soft launch and you'll do a "grand opening" once people know you?

>> No.51254735

may allah let you franchise this business into a profitable venture

>> No.51254738

>>51254617
You should have hired a DJ to play your ribbon cutting event anon, I hear Tiesto draws big crowds

>> No.51254761

>>51254638
People buy stuff based on feelings, you have to make a TikTok like >>51254655 suggested. Hire a hot woman actor to do the TikTok for you pretending to be the business owner and being excited starting it only to be upset nobody showed. You’ll literally have thousands of customers the next day virtue signalling and simping. You have to play the game of the globohomo if you want to win.

>> No.51254768

>>51254761
>Gets caught faking it
>Business rep ruined forever
Don't take advice from zoomers.

>> No.51254771

>>51254617
Do online marketing + tie up with delivery partners like Uber eats / whatever is famous there and increase the customer base.

>> No.51254775

>>51254617
Hire sloots to give away free handies to the first 100 customers

>> No.51254780

>>51254768
Ok he could pretend to be a tranny then. Point is you have to target the feelings of the propagandized globohomo normie masses. They’ll all show up in support for their gay virtue signalling

>> No.51254784 [DELETED] 

>>51254638
Let some of your friends eat for free for the first couple weeks, normalfag niggercattle won't touch a store that doesn't already have people in it. Once you get customers it should get the ball rolling a bit

>> No.51254793

>>51254780
Normal people are as sick of trannies and globohomo as everyone else

>> No.51254795

>>51254784
Also, make about 20 fake reviews with 4/5 stars and more than one sentence, don't forget to change the prose a bit. Also put in a one star that's incomprehensible with a nigger as the avatar

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>>51254638
first off. don't mention name and location in here /biz/fags don't tip

now what you gotta do, son is advertise the fuck out of your place with flyers offering coupons and post ads on facebook. go to junior colleges and walmart and put flyers on people's car windows. buy mailing lists and mail a fuckton of flyers to hundreds of addresses then your business should be kicking before you know it

>> No.51254803 [DELETED] 

>>51254784
>let some of your friend eat for free
terrible advice
dont listen to this

>> No.51254810 [DELETED] 

>>51254803
Doesn't matter how nigger, the point is you need a couple customers so when Stacy walks by, looks in the window, she doesn't see anon by himself waiting for her to walk through the door or assume you're closed

>> No.51254813

>>51254780
This add globalhomo friendly signs
>>51254784
This might work, if these normies are convinced of your products quality they will come back again. Later on start branding your outlet. Have a unique style of lighting, packaging etc and that's should resonate with your branding ideology

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>>51254617
Sort to hear that fren

I want to start a juice business utilizing these badbois - angel juicers. People often juice with the shittiest equipment like blenders which absolute devastate the nutrient profile of the drink. And commercial juicers are no different. These angel juicers are bad fucking ass this one alone is $2100 - they also offer commercial ones that can juice 300lbs of carrots in an hour. And they produce the driest waste/pulp on the market (which is good as it gives max extraction of nutrients).

>> No.51254845

The only platform I'm using now is Yopi Network. because:

>90 days lock for 66% APY
Play & Earn RPG Games
There are many tools to earn cash within the yopi.network
Few big partnerships coming up

>> No.51254852

>>51254810
thats fucking dumb as shit and definitely some boomer tier floverstate type of advice

>> No.51254859

>>51254617
you need to do hobovertising

>> No.51254901
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>Opening a business during a recession

>> No.51254922

not in the first half of a recession but in the latter stages? fuck yes

>> No.51254999

>>51254901
DROWN THEM IN THE RIVER

>> No.51255028

>>51254798
Mailers only work for nonprofits because they're subsidized.

>> No.51255177

Hire hot women.

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>>51255028
what was that? subsidize? i don't understand your language, son. does OP wanna 10X his business or not? well if he does, it takes money. and a lot of it to make even more money. scared money don't make money, brah

>> No.51255375

>>51254617
you can only go up from here

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>start my own lemonade stand
>opening day was today
>not a single customer

>> No.51255428

>>51254617
strip club

>> No.51255467

Started my OnlyFans today. Only made $740...
t. Girl

>> No.51255849

>>51255467
Wow that's basically femcel tier

>> No.51257746

>>51254901
that pic....jesus christ just imagine being that "man" if you can call it that

>> No.51257756

>>51254617
>he fell for the fast food meme

>> No.51257818

What kind of business anon? Apparently the other post got scrubbed.

I manage tons of local businesses on google and can give you free advice.

>> No.51257899

>>51254617
Bootstraps.

>> No.51257917

>>51254793
Straight up.

>> No.51258632

>>51254617
Get yourself some good fake google reviews

>> No.51259326

>>51254617
Highlight what you offer. Do you do something which the market needs but no one is fulfilling?

>> No.51259352

>>51255849
They'll need to keep track of taxes, too. Does lingerie and adult toys count as deductibles? Breast modifications were counted as business expenses in one court case.

>> No.51259374

>>51254838
>which is good as it gives max extraction of nutrients
whats wrong with a blender? how many nutrients am I really losing from using a blender?

>> No.51259502

>>51255389
oy, you got a cottage food license for that lemonade stand mate?

>> No.51259529

>>51254688
You have to stand outside and greet everyone as they pass. Say "Hi! Grand opening today! Come on in and see what we've got :D" Do that 1000 times.

>> No.51259677

>>51255467
whats the link haha

>> No.51259771

>>51254617
ok no harm no foul. If nobody noticed this means you can do another opening again. Anybody coming in from tomorrow you tell them you are in stealth mode (vc techies love that shit) and your grand opening is next week xyz and give them a flyer to hand in for a surprise. There you go anon good luck

>> No.51261812

>>51254617
I hope someone burns it to the ground

>> No.51261852

Why are people replying to that boring larp?

>> No.51262271

>>51259771
This.
>>51261852
Yes.

>> No.51262295

>>51254617
hope it works out for you

>> No.51262569
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>>51254617
It's over

>> No.51262766

>>51254617
Thats why I don't do it. Fuck it.
At least you tried it.

>> No.51262800

>>51259374
That's marketing for ya

>> No.51263451

>>51254617
Starting a small business is all about networking and forming connections. If you don't have social media, start with making a instagram and facebook page. Then post in local facebook groups advertising your work.

Also, go to places where people would purchase your work, ask who supplies them and offer a highly reduced rate to get your foot in the door there and undercut your competition or offer something better. Lots of clients just stick with businesses for decades and pay exorbitant rates because it's easier and no one is taking initiative to search out competition, it's just a "business expense".

Finally, think about something you can do for an official launch celebration, whether that be a get-together, contest, raise money for charity, etc to draw interest.

>> No.51263584

>>51254735
based

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>>51254617
Link us to your business, fren. We will buy something to help you.

>> No.51265203

>>51254617
That sucks anon. If you keep up things might get better. I don't bother with such though when I can just earn passive income on crypto. LP mining on uniswap and delegated staking on sylo have come in handy in these hard times.

>> No.51265228

>>51265073
>THIS IS A SCAM THREAD BE WARNED
Poojeet in the loo get a fucking job already

>> No.51265300

>>51255241
10x of 0 is 0

>> No.51265384

>>51254665
>>51254676
>>51254738
>>51254780
>>51254795
>>51255389
I actually laughed out loud, fuck this thread was surprisingly funny

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>>51262569
Never began

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>buy liquor store in the ghetto
>$6k first night

>> No.51265564

>>51254617
loser

>> No.51265572

>>51265559
>robbed on 2nd day
>junkie ODs in the store on the 3rd

>> No.51265585

>>51254999
Lmfao. Checked.

>> No.51265591

>>51265572
Those can be written off

>> No.51265627

>>51265572
Always got to be the pessimistic envyfags here

>> No.51265677

I'm the only one who avoids places that are advertised. yeah sure if there's a promotion and I look it up I'll go for the price but not because is trending or somehow appeared in my face.

>> No.51265878

>>51254795
lol

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>>51255389
sorry fren

>> No.51267447

>>51255389
Aww. I would’ve bought some, anon.

>> No.51267451

>>51261812
Typical antifa

>> No.51267473

>>51254688
your biggest problem right now is definitely marketing, but ill give you some advice too. most of your money is going to come from a very select group of products. Vegan ones are not it. If its some bullshit like beyond meat, drop it immediately no one is going to buy that. Good luck anon, the first sale is the hardest

>> No.51267800

>>51259374
The only thing I can thing of is if you blend and then strain it. If you leave it all in for a smoothie you would get more nutrition than his commercial juicer.

>> No.51267825

>>51254617
Should've put up some balloons. Nobody can resist the allure of balloons.

>> No.51268375

>>51254617
You need to get on google, doordash, uber eats, apple maps, etc.

Anon I want to invest. Drop an email and we can talk

>> No.51270157

>>51259529
Yeah he probably didn't even left his door open
>>51268375
>You need to get on google, doordash, uber eats, apple maps, etc.
and do this
It's all you need

>> No.51270760

>>51254617
you should close your business, get that money dump it in zil, ankr, ride, swash. That should be more profitable for you

>> No.51270768

>>51254617
Lol, get rekt

>> No.51270985

>>51267825
this

>> No.51271022

>>51255467
Sauce plox

>> No.51271026

>>51254665
bro it's me OP, I'm dm'ing (you) right here. What exactly would you be doing, and how do I measure if it's working and worth paying you?

>> No.51271058

>>51254901
>left over
probably super cheap? in my Country they'll try IVF 3 (or 5?) times max, and if it doesn't stick by then it's over for you. Maybe these people were on their xth try and figured well, let's try some Superior black bull seed