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Let that sink in

>> No.51252103

>>51252087
But I did sell and short the top, 7 figs nw still a dateless virgin

>> No.51252116

>>51252103
that's why I said 'could'

>> No.51252144

I held to the bottom and had sex last night... With a girl!

>> No.51252150
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51252150

Do you watch the YouTuber Boring by any chance?

>> No.51252170

>>51252087
I didn't invest back then.

>> No.51252187

>>51252103
Get some paper receipts of your current bank account balance. Spark up conversation with qt. Exchange phone numbers by pulling balance receipt out, as if it's just some random piece of paper in your pocket, write your number on it, and hand it to qt. This is just an idea. I have never tried this because my bank account is tiny and pathetic, like my cock.

>> No.51252211

>>51252087
Thats an impressive hump ngl.

>> No.51252223

>>51252144
same but last week. We even held hands bros

>> No.51252231
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51252231

I sold 10 eth for £1000

>> No.51252233

>>51252103
based

>> No.51252273

>everywhere I go I get a certain amount of attention from women no matter what I'm doing, what I'm wearing, or if I'm in good shape or bad shape (it's easier when I'm in good shape though)
>still broke as shit
It's not enough to have money. You have to leave your house and be able to maintain a pleasant conversation with people for more than a 30 second interval.

>> No.51252287

I have 11m and another 4m in property. Handholdless virgin that cant talk to females. Its over. My father's line ends with me.

>> No.51252365

>>51252287
You can do it anon but you need to follow my steps
>acquire normie frens
>go out with them
>they bring along grils
>these grils bring along different grils
>fuck different girls
I thought it was a meme as a 5'7 /fit/ manlet but i've managed to lose my entire khv status last week with this tactic. The girl just spawned next to me and she did not stop talking about random shit while I did not say much. You are the man anon, don't forget

>> No.51252554

>>51252365
>>acquire normie frens

Impossible to do unless you happen to be in a uni/work environment

>> No.51252577

>>51252087
Man, I know it. Now we all gotta bang OPs mom again.

>> No.51252587

>>51252087
>>51252103
30 year old virgin wizard here
I made $1.2 million last year and still have never seen a vagina IRL

>> No.51252588

>>51252087
I didn't have sex the whole bull run. Missed selling the top, held all the way, still holding and just recently started fucking this whore. Not dating just sex.

>> No.51252593

>>51252287
you know its impossible to be single with that much money unless you're not trying, right? unless you want a girl to love you for you and don't want to flex

>> No.51252609

>>51252587
they are fucking overrated for gods sake

>> No.51252644

>>51252087
why are you assuming we arent all having sex right now?

>> No.51252729
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>>51252587
thats why you still have 1.2 lol

you can be happy/sad w/ or w/ out women. its like trading - zoom out the time scales of your lives sometimes retards

>> No.51252751

>>51252087
I had plenty of sex when I was broke, drunk, and on drugs.
Now I’m doing well financially, sober, and working hard on my own business and haven’t even got a handshake from a girl in 4 years.

>> No.51252778

>>51252087
I can have sex whenever I want, I dont want it that often though after the accidental kid I am too tired

>> No.51253240

>>51252587
Keep your power, there is nothing unironically more powerful then the virgin man, but he also needs to practice semen retention

>> No.51253445

>>51252087
That picture is probably 15 years old now...

>> No.51253470

>>51252187
now this is a sexless virgin right here. Do not do this

>> No.51253499

I bought a McMansion in cash paid off mortgage, but nobody knows because I’m an autistic loner

>> No.51253500

>>51252187
Imagine showing your power level right off the bat.

>> No.51254362

>>51252103
Same, sold but didn’t short coz fuck giving CEX my kyc and decentralized futures don’t have good liquidity.
And same, still a khv.

>> No.51254415

>>51252087
The only reason im even trying to make millions is so I can never have to worry about bills and food for the rest of my life and fund my secret super villian plans to bury my face in shoe0nheads naked plumper dumper ass. oddly enough she's getting older so my odds get better the more money I have considering how broke and skillless she actually is.

>> No.51254433
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51254433

>>51252103
>>51252287
>>51252587
Same, 33 years old and sold some bags as we went up, made 4.5 million dollars.
Still a kissless hugless virgin, never seen tits or vagina in real life, havent talked to a girl in the last 23+ years or so.
From my point of view Sex could be a made up hoax.

>> No.51254436

>>51252187
A friend of mine actually tried something like this, it was pathetic. He made a tinder profile saying how he made so much money and owned a condo, and he would actually get some gold diggers but even then he couldn't get a date. He kept messaging the girls as if he was being interviewed for a job or something. Redditors...

>> No.51256091

I have less than $1000 in the bank and I have sex every weekend to a 21 year old that cooks for me afterwards

>> No.51256096

>>51252087
I did
Am not
true story

>> No.51256153

virgins with $$$ if you want to talk to girls and get laid just open a store that girls frequent, you'll be surrounded by female customers and employees. if you still can't get laid have your balls surgically removed.

>> No.51256206

>>51252087
Why do incels think that you need to be intelligent to have sex? I held to the bottom and i get as much sex as i want.

>> No.51256223

>>51254433
just try it with a prozzy wtf? you're 33, get it out of your system

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51256347

>>51252231
I bought your bag lmao.
Around that time, I bought ETH MATIC QANX for cheap prices and sold most of them off a few weeks ago.

>> No.51256610

Lol I never sold yet I’m still picking up girls off Hinge and I also have a young hot 9.5 SB on the side. Btw I’m a 31y.o 6’2 fit alpha chad.

>> No.51256773

>>51252187
for those under 18 here. This advice is cringe. DO NOT DO THIS, the stench of pathetic fag will follow you for years, and stink right through your stacks.
t. poorfag with interesting job that actually gets laid.

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>>51252087
I had $400k last year. It was right there. It was on my screen. In my wallet. I could've had it all. Just a few buttons push away. But greedy for 7 digit I only sold $20k to pay my debts and enjoy lavish food for a year. Then november came and it all came crashing down. I lost it all. I hate past me so fucking much.

>> No.51257112

>>51252587
holy based

>> No.51257119

women are so overrated.. jack off and come back to tell how much you want one

>> No.51257123

>>51252087
sex is a spook, the reich is eternal

>> No.51257132 [DELETED] 

>>51252587
Dear chad anon, can I trouble you for 1 ETH? Please, I'm desperate..

>> No.51257162

>>51257087
Tfw i was greedy for 7 digits and was only 50k away from my target and then it all got flushed away

>> No.51257181

>>51254433
White men are absolutely pathetic

>> No.51257324

>>51252103
Same same, 26 here, cashed out 1.2M mid last year, bought a house worth 200k in suburbs, still have 300k worth of ETH left. Tfl still khv autist

>> No.51257419

>>51252087
I am convinced in 2022 everyone is either a varying degree of a sociopath or schizoid
Like the old tale biz meme

I was just raised as a nice guy and developed anhedonia and blunted expression. Which is like not even existing. I live outside of my body. And girls won’t even notice you

Girls are transactional, inherently eugenic …
You will only have sex if you yourself are on the sociopath spectrum and vice versa

>> No.51258030

>>51254433
Kissless, sexless, hugless virgin. That's what i wanted to hear.

>> No.51258502

>>51252087
I just had sex with a 19 year old thai girl who rode me cowboy until she has a gushy, sticky orgasm all over my lap and then collapsed onto her side and laid there panting in a daze as I mounted her and finished inside.

>> No.51258542

>>51252187
Who the fuck doesn’t just put the number right in their phone these days? This some 80s romcom bullshit tier advice.

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51258740

>>51254362
Well, the need to stay in full control of identities cannot be overemphasized. Not a very big fan of centralized anything

>> No.51259115

>>51257132
Go KYS, bitch

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51259127

>>51256091
What country do you live in?

>> No.51259136

>>51258740
Just dyor on ORE ID and keep things simple for yourself.

>> No.51259350
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51259350

>i will never sell my BitDAO
i will never sell my BitDAO
>i will never sell my BitDAO
i will never sell my BitDAO

>> No.51261238

>>51252187
This never works kek best case scenario you get ghosted, worst case scenario she schemes with niggers to rob you

>> No.51262472

>>51252087
I just realized they no longer have these playing stations at stores anymore why is that?

>> No.51262591

>>51262472
niggers

>> No.51262620

>>51254433
>>51252103
>>51252287
>>51252587
Almost the same here. This bull run I made over 8 figures but I haven't had sex in 4 years and I feel kind of empty.

>> No.51262652

>>51252087
sold the top but not my entire bags, bought myself a nice car and i drive cute girls in it

>> No.51264659

>>51252087
Kek, that was never the plan benchod. Passive income was the goal and metastaking RIDE has given me enough so far. I have all the waifus I want.

>> No.51264671

>>51262652
I guess you're hodling something based then

>> No.51264698

>>51259350
What's so special about it boomer? I'd rather hodl RIDE which is bringing VR experience to in-car passengers.

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>>51264659
LPs with decent APYs such as ORE/ETH liquidity mining pools is another way to passive income

>> No.51264772

>>51253240
I cant do that i fear myself

>> No.51264819

>>51264671
Anons who hodl promising assets would smile in the long run. I'm big on Sylo which delivers decentralized communication to the crypto space.

>> No.51264835

>>51262472
Maybe they just got then.

>> No.51264848

>>51257119
Kek. There's a unique feel to a womans body mongoloid.

>> No.51264850

>>51252087
I held since 2017 and still haven't sold and I just fucked some pussy like 2 hours ago

>> No.51264891

>>51256347
Not a bad combination anon. I went in on Matic, Sylo, Dot, Fil and Flow. Been hodling them for months now.

>> No.51264918

>>51264698
Based. I only expect top performance from any platform with the Elrond blockchain behind it.

>> No.51265096

>>51264835
Yeah. Who knows

>> No.51265107

>>51257181
Checked

>> No.51265149

>>51252087
I buy eth and btc every week so I technically bought the top. I'm not selling until eth is 20k. And I'm gonna have sex with my big titty gf tonight.

>> No.51265155

>>51252170
Well, I just have a few investments with the top one being holoride which is partnered with Disney and Porsche.

>> No.51265277

>>51257112
Holy kek