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>> No.51239361

If dubs, the 2020s will the decade of the crab. And when only theta gang is winning, nobody is happy. Including theta gang

>> No.51239362
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*ahem*
Thanks for playing.

>> No.51239378

How much of my hard earned money was taxed and sent to ukraine for politicians' sons to use on drugs and prostitutes?

>> No.51239382

> You
> Rape
> Kids
> Stock
> Market
> General

>> No.51239405

>>51239378
Like 3 dollars

>> No.51239415
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>Futures

https://youtu.be/zc6KUlXP--M

>> No.51239418
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Is this show going to save Amazon?

>> No.51239421
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I'm seeing a pattern of Trump being right

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>futures

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>>51239427

>> No.51239451

I can't beleive Party City is fucking dead https://nj1015.com/4-dead-8-injured-in-nj-palisades-parkway-shuttle-van-crash/

>> No.51239461
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>>51239418
KEK lol no, they are already suspending scores on their site

>> No.51239462

>>51239451
shit, they edited out employment

>> No.51239467
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>>51239451
Party City is dead? Is it over?!

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>>51239461
>Not the heckin review terrorist
>nooooooooooo

>> No.51239491
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I was doing alright with PRTY for a few hours... and now it's meh

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>>51239491
You held it for hours? You should only hold stocks for minutes. This is such an amateur mistake anon.

>> No.51239523

>>51239516
No I still hold it. It was up for a few hours, and then it went back down. But I'll hold until expiry because I don't care

>> No.51239546
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51239546

The bear market is taking everything down with it? GOT IT? SOS!

>> No.51239576

>>51239546
The global bonds have all gone into bear market this year. so yeah its happening.

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>>51239546
Did you sell your sqqq at a loss this morning? I woke up to piss and thought I saw your autistic ass screeching about the market going up.

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>>51239461
NOOO NOT MY REVIEWARINOS THEY'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO TELL ME GOOD THINGS ABOUT MY JEWVIES HIDE THE HECKIN SCARY LETTERINOS

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>>51239583
Nope didn't sell. This is a Bear Gay Sex Month. SQQQ will go up to $100+ hahah But then I will probably won't sell until its back down to $50 like a BOSS.

>> No.51239622
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I'm going to buy more TQQQ calls this month. I'm pretty sure we're bouncing off the bottom right now.

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>>51239622
NIGGA You are about to get raped! HAHA

>> No.51239652
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> Cracks starting to show in employment
> Rape hikes continuing
> Oil "price caps" aka soft embargo will make oil moon
> Ch*na still shitting itself
> Inflationary pressures starting to hit profit margins
> Worldwide food crisis just getting started

it's beautiful...

>> No.51239664

>>51239652
When does the bear get replaced by a swan?

>> No.51239671

>>51239652
Don't forget about the possibility of the entire world plunging into a Great Depression 2.0

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>>51239664
When China Invades Taiwan.

>> No.51239689

>>51239673
SHORT THE TAIWANESE INDEX. BUY YANG. Even if china doesn't do shit with Taiwan their property bubble is going to burst very soon causing YANG to push it's ATH. It's so obvious it seems too easy.

>> No.51239705
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BAN ME TRANNY JANNY, SET ME FREE

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im feeling positive about the future and thankful to have the privileged of trading in such a stable and prosperous environment . thank you based biden

>> No.51239750

>>51239332
What happened? The market was sharply green when I went to sleep. It also seemed to have wiped much of the oil gains

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hope you guys have a wonderful weekend may your portfolio be blessed with the black swan bliss.

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I think we are in for a painful time

>> No.51239776

POOPOO PEEPEE DOW GO BOOBOO

>> No.51239780
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>>51239761
They're out there...

>> No.51239787

>>51239622
>he thinks this is a bottom

>> No.51239797
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51239797

Ten year yields, weekly timeframe, 15 year pattern
1/2

>> No.51239811

>>51239787
I think we hit the bottom yesterday actually. And today, as we were scraping the bottom, we got caught and dug into the ground, like a beached boat. Once the boat is loosened up, it's all smooth sailing...!

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>>51239797
Ten year yields, weekly timeframe, 35 year pattern
2/2

>> No.51239819

For me, it's a conservative portfolio of 100% poop & pee.

>> No.51239829
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51239829

I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord!!

>> No.51239845

>>51239780
*hisses at you*

>> No.51239856

>>51239673
The best take I've heard on China and Taiwan is they're being hawkish because they need to distract their citizens from how shitty their financial sector is doing

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>>51239780

>> No.51239881

>>51239811
I think historically midterms have been bear markets for the entirety of September, where people wait until october where a bull market starts.
It's also some jew year that historically is a bear market.
It's also after terrible earnings from a lot of industries and new earnings aren't coming out for 2 months.
Also a lot of recent news have just been nothing but doom and gloom about china/russia.

I think the best idea is to wait out until the last week of september before expecting a bounce.

>> No.51239891

>>51239797
>>51239816
high yields are bearish for stocks? why is that?

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>> No.51239915

>>51239891
>high yields are bearish for stocks? why is that?
r u srs bro

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>> No.51239960

>>51239864
man shoebills are so cool

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mfw realizing we have a 3 day vacation from the market

>> No.51239969

>>51239915
yeah explain it if you can

>> No.51239986

You just know that the economy is shitting itself into a new asshole when even Amazon is hurting and has to keep cutting corners.

https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1565730830638469120

>> No.51240005

>>51239986
AAAAA CAPITAL LETTER TWEETS

>> No.51240012

>>51239903
We should have known that people only want full conductors...

>> No.51240013

I'm going to short railroad companies

https://youtu.be/G3MTlYNfCeU

>> No.51240021

i'm so bullish. bobos are normie now. my friend who doesn't even know how to look at his 401k texted me about nordstream 1.

i bought a bunch of unprofitable tech bullshit today. the bottom is in

>> No.51240040

S&P 500 is doing real fucking shitty right now, goddamn

https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1565834239572168706

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>>51240021

>> No.51240071
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>>51239967
>mfw realizing we have a 3 day vacation from the market
HOW AM I GOING TO HANDLE 3 WHOLE DAYS OF NOT LOSING MONEY?

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>>51240071
Damn bro, you didn't buy Party City or SQQQ?

>> No.51240111

>>51239891
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks

>> No.51240124

>>51240047
im dead serious. not trolling. some of the beaten down shit has 25% of their mcap in cash, or turned down buyout offers above the price. im a moonboi now. sell my nat gas on monday. the partys over

>> No.51240126

>>51240098
i bought bbby puts and the redditors pumped it out of my stop loss on the negative "strategic announcement"
whats their fucking problem

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>>51240126
You should learn to never bet against memes. They are all bagholding and hoping to see more short interest. Your money was used as rocket fuel.

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I just finished eating potatoe stroganoff hamburger helper. Bullish or bearish?

>> No.51240175

>>51240040
S&P still has more blood to rain as Europe faces further demand destruction this winter.

>> No.51240192

>>51240040
And it'll only get worse

>> No.51240206

>>51240157
that looks like fun if im being 100% honest

>> No.51240258

>>51240124
>some of the beaten down shit has 25% of their mcap in cash
Hey that describes my AVPT bags, net cash about 28% of market cap.
https://stockanalysis.com/stocks/AVPT/statistics/
For comps look at JAMF.
https://stockanalysis.com/stocks/JAMF/statistics/
They're a buyout candidate from a company like Varonis or Kaseya.
I'm holding warrants in my Roth until I either make it or they expire worthless in 2026.

>> No.51240295

Whoever told me cannabis had no bad effects can kiss my ass. I decided to quit that and alcohol a week ago, and this insomnia and anxiety is out of contol. My heart was pounding out of my chest and it finally seems to be calming down.

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>>51240206

>> No.51240352

Fuck I still haven't figured out what to get for dinner...
These bear market days make it so hard to come to decisions. When everything's so red, it's hard to focus on the little things in life

>> No.51240410

>>51240295
>cant handle low level drug use
>muh ANCKSEYEAHTEE
Lol are all /smg/ frequenters such sissies? Maybe don't use drugs if your psyche can't handle it. Lol.

>> No.51240428

>just made a Colombian girl send me nudes for $20 off IG

Damn simping is kinda fun

>> No.51240446

>>51240428
>buy something
>I made them do this

>> No.51240457

>>51240428
Have you not been in a strip club before?

>> No.51240482

>>51240428
Damn even whores are having to discount confirmed recession

>> No.51240502

>>51240428
you are a stupid monkey nigger

>> No.51240586

>>51240428
Post em or stfu

>> No.51240623

>>51240428
You just bought the nudes she was selling man

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>>51240040
that means the bottom is close. 8% inflation is not as bad at the global financial system imploding, sorry bobo

>> No.51240690

>>51240040
> zerohedge
> instantly disregarded
> because I’d rather believe that everything is alright and anyone that says otherwise must be a white supremacist or something

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i hate simps more than anything in this life, even more than niggers. pumping the extrinsic value of roasties. disgusting goy cattle

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>>51240695

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>>51240647
the fed gotta print to keep Biden in power so I'm with Mumu too.

>> No.51240728

>>51240482
This is what I'm most excited about. Waitresses are going to get hotter on average.

>> No.51240776
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Uranium Kings...the government wants to buy 1.5 billion dollars of uranium fuel

>> No.51240792

>>51240776
>old shit
>stocks not going up
nice

>> No.51240816

>>51240295
yea you gotta be careful when you get older smoking it
really have to monitor your intake otherwise you blow your brain out and it fucking sucks
protip: inhale black pepper from a crushed source to negate some of the high effect, the aromatics of crushed black pepper are similar to marijanuana canniboinds and thus able to neutralize some effects helping with the anxiety, I know it sounds like bullshit but it's helped me even if it's a placebo

>> No.51240821

>>51240792
it was announced today https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/3625876-white-house-asks-congress-for-13-7b-in-ukraine-related-funding/

cameco is up 30% in the last two weeks lil nigga

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I think I got lymphoma or mouth cancer or something bad fucking hell.

>> No.51240842

>>51240428
Fucking faggot bet you didnt even make her write tickers on her tits

>> No.51240872

ooooooooo uranium investors are gonna get a pump perhaps. uranium sector market cap us apparently around 40B, not sure how accurate that is though

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>>51240836
Guess you should have stopped smoking 15 years ago.

>> No.51240916

>>51240836
F

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>>51240836
Sucking a lot of dirty cocks will give you HPV and eventually mouth cancer.

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>>51240902
Took 22 screenshots to capture this lovely real woman

>> No.51240966

>>51240902
>>51240916
>>51240927
I think it was HPV from my ex-gf like seven years ago. Fuck, I've only ever been with three women.

>> No.51241006

>>51240842

Got me name on her mirror in lipstick.

>> No.51241016

I really fucked my life up and I’m afraid it’s too late.

I don’t have any passions or hobbies or interests. I just like the market because I don’t want to have to wage slave to the grave but i don’t even know how to trade.

I haven’t made any friends in decades and I’m very alone.

>> No.51241029

>>51241016
Sounds like my future if I keep shitposting on this anonymous cat fighting forum. Not the losing money in trading tho lmaooo

>> No.51241038

>>51241016
Same. I just play around in finviz and watch yt videos about random shit when the markets are closed.

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>>51241016
Welcome fren!!

>> No.51241056
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>>51241016
where do you think we are

>> No.51241058
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>>51241016
well its now or never anon, its time to make a change.

>> No.51241067

>>51241058
Post pictures from her fat phase

>> No.51241075
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>>51240966
3 women, who have been with 20 dudes each, so that's about 60 dicks worth your mouth. There is a reason why Anal sex, and promiscuity are bad in most cultures. They create disease. Sorry to hear that anon, I hope chemo and surgery helps.

>> No.51241088

>>51241075
Anal is gross, I've never done that.

>> No.51241099

When will otc be relevant again

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>>51241099
When Don fire's up the garbage juice machine at 4k LPH

>> No.51241144

>tfw bought SOXL at $13

How long am I gonna be bagholding this shit

>> No.51241155

>>51241016
If you're that desperate for new friends, you need to pick up some interests and then go outside to meet people who share them

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>>51241144
Until you sell. Soxl is going to 6 before the 5:1 r/s. You stupid fucks love to lose money

>> No.51241227

>tfw sub-1st percentile in hand size
It's over, even if I do make it.

>> No.51241299
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So are the SOXL bears just trolling or are they actually retarded? I don't really get why someone would be bearish overall on semiconductors in the long run, now seems like one of the best times to accumulate in years

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Why is Europe always such an economic basket case? The whole place just floats from one crisis to the next. Imagine freezing to death cuz some dipshits decided to implement the worst energy policy possible. The dumbest African in the bush could have come up with something better. Shit boggles the mind

>> No.51241317

>>51241016
Retards like you think hobbies or a personality just fall into your lap or something. Go channel your autism at something of value. Make sure not to quit just because you're not immediately good at it. Also go back to r*ddit while you're at it.

>> No.51241344

>>51241309
Wouldn't you play dumb and fuck shit up all the time too if you had Big Daddy USA to bail you out every time? That's what keeps the game of musical chairs going

>> No.51241358

>>51240071
You can always go lose money in crapto

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>>51239332
What do ya say bros?

>> No.51241385

>>51241362
Of course it is. That includes the cost average long hodl technique. Your thesis there is still based around 'it's always worked out before'.

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>>51241362
Stock market was really Slot market

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>>51241362

>> No.51241397

>>51241299
It is a great time to accumulate. The reason why people are bearish is you know -- because its dropped 35% YTD and we still have another giga leg down in our way. I'm waiting until then to load up some but I won't be overweighting it in my portfolio.

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>>51241299
>SOXL
>long run

>> No.51241413

>>51241299

Because it's going to meet the same fate as the Nasdaq, which the Jerome is currently strangling so he can fuck the still-warm corpse before he dumps it in the dumpster behind the motel.

The implication is, ofc, crack-whore anon was JPow all along. Also I miss hearing from that guy, hope the pigs ain't got his ass.

>> No.51241429

>>51241362
Have some class, we call it speculation here

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>>51241299
I fully agree anon. SOXL is at all time lows. The time to buy is now. If you'll excuse me though, I have an update to film

>> No.51241444

>>51241299
>I don't really get why someone would be bearish overall on semiconductors in the long run
CHIPS act. The most gigabearish thing for semiconductors ever passed.

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SOXL!!!

>> No.51241448

>>51241309
Brits unironically are losing their cooking loiscense until 8pm. I really liked the idea of smart homes, but too easy to fuck with like the smart thermostats
>hey I want to be energy conscious
>let me get a smart thermostat so I can control it with my phone
>Cool I can fade the AC at night and then turn it on couple hours before I get home
meanwhile if you actually get a smart thermostat the power company locks it at 80 degrees so your room can be 90.

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>>51241434
>ALL TIME LOWS

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>>51241429
yeah yeah speculation, frontrunning. marget has several words for totally not gambling.

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51241466

>>51241299
when people start saying "dont buy its gonna reverse split" is the time to buy. SOXX is cheaper than SPY currently, and semis tend to get hit earlier and harder than the broad market. i will buy soon

>> No.51241471

>>51241444
Crypto is heem'ing the sector in general. NVDA can't catch a break either.

>> No.51241483
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im still holding my soxl at 50avg

>> No.51241485

>>51241155
>>51241317
I don’t even know where to start

>> No.51241497

>>51241299
It's good long term, but short term it still has a way to drop. I don't understand why that's confusing. stocks go up, stocks go down.

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>>51241466
Make sure to post your position nigger. All you faggots are being bear trapped.
I'm going to have a cold beer tonight and laugh at all you pathetic soxl trannies

>> No.51241513

>>51241483
I got out on J-ho and I have never been happier. I did get shaken out of my UVXY position this morning though. Bought some gush/drv/tmv and sticking with my market still has another 10% down in it. Unemployment numbers finally began to respond today -- but they are still too tight.

>> No.51241525
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>>51241483
Fucking soxl shills screwed too many people. Never listen to mexican anime posters

>> No.51241530

>>51241513
my plan is to hedge with shorts and try avg down when its low but im honestly really reluctant to buy more, semis have just been absolutely raped all year. perhaps being put off from buying is a good indication that we are nearing entry, but who knows

>> No.51241533

>>51241483
I cut my loss at 55

>> No.51241540

>>51241530
That's my exact strategy with SOXL. Covered calls, and a few puts.

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>>51241461
Wouldnt have it any other way

>> No.51241554

>>51241540
Just fucking buy sqqq, why all the jewish tricks?

>> No.51241555

>>51241530
Yeah -- I don't think its time to buy more when we just began the next leg down. Fed isn't going to rescue Europe from their retarded policies by dropping rates to zero yet. They're going to drag down earnings by essentially evaporating demand for American products there because they can't even afford to turn the oven on.

>> No.51241567

>>51241485
Buy a bike and start riding. You now do a hobby and can make hundreds of friends that like to ride.

>> No.51241579
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>>51241541
Indeed

>> No.51241586

>>51241299
SOXL shills made an appearance recently. He’s doubled his stack to 32,000 shares and claims to still be buying. Do with that what you will

>> No.51241595
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>Just buy a bike and ride.
Anon, he is probably too fat to ride and some nigger will just steal it

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>>51241485
Take your pick.
>inb4 wahhh I dont like any of those
Also bikers are the niggers of the road.

>>51241483
Based retard

>> No.51241664
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>>51241483
Let's see the damage fren

>> No.51241675

>>51241485
surfing brah or do calisthenics at least

>> No.51241694
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Every nigger here is posting about soxl. Rocker is back to losing money. I think /smg/ summer is over

>> No.51241752
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I hope Republicans vote to allow women get drafted. Democrats are sneaking it into the next defense defense bill. All you trannies are going to die for Israel

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>>51241752
Some memes are too accurate
>Dfense

>> No.51241775

>>51241752
Does larping as a woman these days actually get you out of the draft?

>> No.51241783
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Got liquidated out of my MARA position for SOXL

>> No.51241799

>>51241664
150@50. ive actually learned quite a lot from this mistake. its made me a lot more patient. i havent made any money this year so all ive been doing is watching and learning. need to just decide if i want to attempt to salvage this position.

>> No.51241814

>>51241775
no but being jewish does

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>>51241799
Tell me, what were your thoughts at each parts of this chart?

>> No.51241844

You faggots are literally concerned about the market and losing a little bit of money while Ukrainians are literally laying down their lives to defeat evil? Unbelievable!
Slava Ukraini!

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51241847

Alright, I was hoping to stay up a bit later for rocker's update video, so I could learn about the stock market a bit going into the three day weekend...
...but the melatonin is kicking, so it's bedtime. Goodnight /smg/

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>>51241799
Just take the loss and go all in sqqq. China got pissed about Nancy visiting Taiwan, I imagine fireworks start since Biden gave them a billion and anti ship torpedoes. Just take the loss and move on

>> No.51241869

>>51241847
goodnight anon

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>>51241849
I doubt they start shooting. They will probably just hack the fuck out of USA. I really hope they turn off water and electricity to nigger infested areas. They could literally cause the USA to burn with out even firing a shot.

>> No.51241891

>>51241485
Pick up a hobby first. Ideally one you can perform in a social environment(gym, outdoors, game room). Then find people who you can do it with. Now you have a bunch of prospective friends and the most difficult part ahead of you(how to go from exchanging "Hey" to laughing at each other's misfortune)

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>>51241847
>I was hoping to stay up a bit later for rocker's update video,
>so I could learn about the stock market a bit
Anon, I don't think Rocker even has 5k in his account. Let alone 5 digits.

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>>51241016
Just pick a bar and become a regular. Its not that hard to become an alcoholic with a lot of friends. Start drinking you pathetic faggot and have fun playing darts and pool

>> No.51241942

>>51241847
I'm uploading right now. I increased the video quality so it takes a little longer to upload.

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>>51241942

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>>51241942
Remember the good ol days of making money? Kek

>> No.51241979

>>51241956
What a beautiful penis. Baggot is a cast out Jew. He betrayed the tribe. He will always lose. Even my rabbi makes jokes about him.

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Rocker, I like the new software your using. I liked your beginning of last video

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>>51241956
>>51241969
>>51241982

>> No.51241991

>>51241982
I made improvements, it only gets better from here once I learn the software.

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>>51241982
cursed image.

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51242029

Disgusting Chinese and Taiwans. I hope based biden sends zoomers to die

>> No.51242030

>>51242005
Eating said enchiladas tonight. it's a sign. SOXL to $15 next week.

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Chicken or cheese enchiladas?

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>>51242005
nice sausage enchiladas

>> No.51242068

>>51242050
sauce?

>> No.51242071

>>51242050
Chicken, my social credit score increased this week.

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*BRAAAAAAAAAAP*
*FFFFFgggggg*

>> No.51242078

>>51239816
lol, it's fucking over

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>>51241956
>>51241969
We Cocker posting? I could use a vacation

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*BBBBBBBBBBRAP*
*POP*
*FFFFFFLLLLLllllgggggggoooolsh*

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>>51242091
3 day weekend, fuck it

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*brrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
*sploooosh*

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> just aborted a fetus standing up

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*toooooooooooooot*

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> Finished taking a shit

>> No.51242143

>>51240021
You have the right mindset but too soon, market is slower than that. Bears will flex hard once more and then the crabs will settle in.

>> No.51242146

more bug sloots.

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> pissed out cum
> ready for some tongue lashing

>> No.51242153

>>51241969
a true inspiration. give me 5 minutes, ill be posting my cock in solidarity

>> No.51242161

my fucking neck aaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>51242153
I'm off work in 3 mins. Have a great night and I look forward to the video

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>> No.51242190

>>51242143
We got one good limit down still ahead at least as Europe demand destruction weighs in on global markets

>> No.51242193
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Fresh updated
https://youtu.be/lfR95VKTe94
https://youtu.be/lfR95VKTe94
https://youtu.be/lfR95VKTe94

>> No.51242213

>>51241016
Are you me?
Been stay-at-home dad and caregiver for my wife for 7 years. Gave everything up for her. Now we are getting divorced. Just realized I have no fucking life, no job history, and no fucking friends. Making the beet of it though. Work at at UPS but got a higher paying job and making work friends. Just gotta try bro

>> No.51242233

>>51242213
thats brutal bro, im sorry. keep your chin up

>> No.51242243

>>51241834
Look at the gersh darn volume

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>>51242193
I SUPPORT MY PRESIDENT AND RABBI

>> No.51242309

>>51241016
Touch grass. For real tho, go camping for a week to do a dopamine detox. Also start exercising every morning.

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>> No.51242345

>>51242015
Leave it to some stupid whore to put the man on social media like that

>> No.51242353

The thread was going so well too.

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>> No.51242370

>>51242193
Just goyimaxx bro

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51242387

>>51242344
>>51242359

Jannies clean this bs

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>>51242387
what about this? >>51242185
>>51242164
>>51242152
>>51242141
>>51242130
>>51242121
>>51242108
>>51242101
>>51242092

>> No.51242427
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>>51242397

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>> No.51242442
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51242442

>>51242428

>> No.51242449 [DELETED] 

Are shamans better druids unless you go full caster? Druids seem so bad with nothing going for them

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>>51242427

>> No.51242474

>>51242193
>have a bbq with the family
there better not be pork involved

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>>51242442
CHUD

>> No.51242504

>>51242074
>>51242092
>>51242121
>>51242152
>>51242344
>>51242359
>>51242428
Fucking degens. You guys are the faggotiest fucks this side of /b/.

>> No.51242509
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51242509

>>51242473

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>>51242193
Looking ready to declare bears a threat to our democracy

>> No.51242514

>>51242501
where's the penis?

>> No.51242515

>>51242501
Go back to ur rope f a ag

>> No.51242560

>>51242511
Jewish kano

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>>51242515
>Go back to ur rope f a ag

>> No.51242593

>>51241471

>Crypto
Moving post, literally the worst for semis

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51242626

SIR
IM GOING TO NEED YOU HAND OVER THE BAGS IMMEDIATELY
I DONT WANT TO HURT YOU

>> No.51242632

>>51242593
*Moving past

>> No.51242640

>>51242626
AM I BEING DETAINED?!

>> No.51242641

>>51241471
NVDA created this situation by becoming hostile to crypto.

>> No.51242672
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just a gentle reminder to the oil cucks in this thread. respect my fucking lines, nigger

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wait US have another holiday which is literally called LABOR day but nobody works and market is closed?

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>>51242686
fagot

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>>51242686
yes its for people who fought for workers rights a 100 years ago ya bumbum. make sure you eat a hotdog to honor them

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The market will probably open down on tuesday, but close in the green.

>> No.51242767

>>51242686
Labor day = democrats veterans day = republicans. So everything has to be closed on both for fairness.

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>>51241814

>> No.51242787

>>51241834
1. Oh yeah, this is going to recover.
2. I don't want to miss out on gains. I buy here.
3. Sell
4. Clear but signal.
5. I quit.

>> No.51242799
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51242799

I hate gold that is all

>> No.51242804

>>51242387
No.

>> No.51242806

>>51241834
i had been making on the way up, like 100% so my view was skewed to a bias.
>>51241849
china wont do shit. if i realize a loss now then i lose, and if i flip positions the same thing is going to happen. i just have to exercise extreme patience, or i get fucked we'll see

>> No.51242822
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51242822

*Door creeks open*

>Greetings fellow Americans
>It is I; President Count Dracula the third
>Welcome all to my castle!
>Castle Dracula!
>Muhahahahahaa

>> No.51242834

>>51242787
yes essentially i thought things would get better and recover, they didnt. there was no way of knowing for certain. however i fucked up because i didnt stick to my initial plan which was to stay in cash this year as my gut feeling was to go short.

another thing i learned from this shitty trade was the risk of trying to scalp a few hundred and the price paid was thousands of loss unrealized. when it comes to entry you have to wait for the right time.

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51242841

I might as well do mine
1 Damn, Jerome is really going to do fuck all about inflation?! Better hop on for another year of 80% gains
2 WTF, Jerome is allowed to lie at FOMC meetings? That bastard!
3 Ah booy, I really aught to take the small loss here. Maybe I can breakeven....
4 OH FUCK! UHHHH, OH SHIT! I'm supposed to average down at some point. Ah booy, ahhh booooyyy I shouldda sold that last pump
5 Screw this, once all the semi earnings are done I'm out. Whatever the price.
6 Freedom......
>>51242787
Heh, classic smg

>> No.51242842

>>51242686
Labor day has an interesting story. Workers wanted better rights and more protection for unions, so they used a bomb to kill 10 police officers. Then the president appeased these people by making labor day a holiday. Some things never change.

>> No.51242864

>>51242799
Why are you complaining about gold in smg?

>> No.51242865

>>51242834
Brutal.
>>51242841
I did 100% increase with SIGA. My portfolio is down 10% YTD because I YOLO'd absolutely everything+margin in to Uranium.

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>>51242864
My GDX Avg is $32...

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>>51242842
>want better working conditions
>gets one (1) day off
>all good
let me guess it's even unpaid

>> No.51242899

>>51242882
They were so appreciated though, they had no need to actually use violence to achieve their goals...

>> No.51242995

>>51241395
You end to go back

>> No.51242999

>>51242672
they were right about TA on oil being retarded. It is incredibly news sensitive. Don't be such a faggot.

>> No.51243009

Our queen has dropped a new video. Watch it you niggers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe1BnQw2JnQ

>> No.51243102

>>51242875
>inflation at 40 year high
>gold miners crash
>dollar soars
You can’t make this shit up. Gold bugs in the perfect environment and still getting btfo. Peter Schiff better never show his face in smg

>> No.51243123

>>51243009
god i want to suck on her sweaty office lady toes after shes been losing money all day then blow a thick load in her pits after she sells the bottom

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>>51243102
They say gold and silver should have been super bullish 1 1/2 years after inflation hit.... witch was in 2021....


this cart is the return for the start of 2021

>> No.51243233

>>51242193
I appreciate your effort to promote the great country of Israel.

>> No.51243283

HOLY SHIT CRISIS AVERTED BROS MELTUP IS BACK ON
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/gazprom-piping-gas-europe-via-072812503.html

>> No.51243299

>>51243283
Based since I’m still long several German Dax futures contracts

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>>51243283
i hope nat gas goes down so i can buy BOIL

fart

>> No.51243326

>>51243283

The globalist are way too stupid to be successful. I'm betting that they can't get any fuels or any alternative energy sources in a timely manner

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51243371

>>51242565

>> No.51243995

What is fair market value for a 29 yo gently used bussy?

>> No.51244083

morning sirs

>> No.51244091

>dark elves in new lotr holding their bows sideways like gangstas

>> No.51244227

>>51244091
lmao thats racist as fuck.

>> No.51244265

what are you cuks doing this weekend.

>> No.51244273
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so it doesn't seem like i'm lactose intolerant but now i'm thinking it's gluten.

>> No.51244284

>>51244091
whoever watches that shit is a certified tool

>> No.51244572

>>51242763
Or close with circuit breakers popping.

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>>51242875
>My GDX Avg is $32...
I'm in almost exactly the same situation. 300 shares of GDX @ 32.68
I'm trying to figure out wtf to do about it, considering averaging down but I haven't decided yet.

>> No.51244644

>>51243283
42 compared to 41 kek

how much did nord 1 do? probably alot more than 1

>> No.51244685
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>Handful of states debate whether to tax forgiven student loans
>Stocks Reverse Gains, Finish Down 1%
>Wall Street ends week on down note as jobs report gain fade
>Dow down 338 points at close of Friday session marked by 845-point intraday swing
>Stocks Suffer Third Weekly Loss on Rate-Hike Woes: Markets Wrap

>> No.51244796

Odds: naked SPY puts
Evens: GME calls
Dubs: creampie my niece

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>>51242640
SIR
I TOLD YOU
PUT THE FUCKING BAGS DOWN
I WILL SHOOT YOU

>> No.51244876

I’ve got 8k on my mortgage loan and more than that in my investment account should I just pay it off?

>> No.51244944

>>51239969
youre on the wrong board. no one here actually knows

>> No.51244945
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why is is le sp 500 futes starting to represent the memechart?

>> No.51244962

The Farty Ponies. The Farty Ponies Are Resting. The Farty Ponies Are Watching Anime. But Tuesday. The Farty Ponies Will Be Back. Do Not Anger The Farty Ponies. You Will Learn.

>> No.51245051

im drinkin so no market studying. lot of sports on today too so guess thats the plan.

>> No.51245052

>tfw just threw my life savings into SOXL and just hoping for the best

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>>51239332
Anons should j fuck a fat girl that is currently hitting the gym. If the fat bitch keeps hitting the gym she's going to to turn slim and I wouldn't mind fucking her. Although I'll be in the red for the 1st few months I feel as if I'll be investment will be green by early next year. Is this a bullish or bearish investment?

>> No.51245384

>>51245273
I'd suggest a buy if she has a symmetrical and a pale complexion and a strong buy if she's easy and low self esteem on top.

Otherwise, buy or hold depending on how easy she is. If hard to fuck you can probably find a better investment somewhere else

>> No.51245403

>>51239969
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

>> No.51245469

>>51239969
basically rich people would rather own something that gives guaranteed returns than risky assets that could lose them money during times of uncertainty like we're currently in.

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>>51244945
because the more things change,
the more they stay the same...

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Three days of doing nothing. Don't gotta go anywhere or spend any money during the 3 day weekend. Fuck it feels great.

>> No.51245634

>NVDA at generational lows

Should I slurp?

>> No.51245660

>so it's kinda like a stake in 100 shares
>except you don't actually get 100 shares worth of profit when the stock moves in your favor
>and it becomes worthless over time automatically as well
Why do options exist? Just to steal your money?

>> No.51245666

>>51245634
Depends on how many generations you plan to hold for.

>> No.51245675

>>51245660
definitely keep studying bud :-)

>> No.51245698

>>51241299
Or you could wait till there is actual evidence of a recovery and be green in 3 months and not 3 years.

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>>51245660
you can sell them too

>> No.51245743

>>51242875
I bought GDX leaps at the top in April. Down 90% but not selling. Need it to 2x by January and while crazier shit has happened, Im not holding my breath

>> No.51245757

>>51245710
Literally free money since the MM prices all possible gains into the options anyway. Tastytrade has done how many years of studies where they literally just sell an OTM straddle every month on random stocks and make fucking bank anyway? Options are a fucking scam.

>> No.51245776

>>51245634
slurp AMD instead. they're going to overtake NVDA and eat their lunch. new graphics card just around the corner.

>> No.51245780

>>51244572
No, anons always think it'll be Black Tuesday/Monday/Wedsnesday/Thursday/Friday. I think it bounce off the support for a day or two, then breaks below because of the inflation reportarino.

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Barbara Ehrenreich died

>> No.51246106

>>51246102
>>51246102
>>51246102

>> No.51246109

I have no idea how to make money anymore :( my last good play was SIGA calls but now SIGA is dead so I don’t know what to do at this point.

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>>51246039
QRD?

>> No.51246202

>>51246106
Jesus dude, it's a fucking Saturday
>>51246169
She was an author who wrote some books about how the modern economy is fucking awful.

>> No.51246681

>>51239891
>high yields are bearish for stocks? why is that?
look up "risk free rate"

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51246800

So the stock market crashed over literally nothing on Friday.
Russia is simply rerouting the gas.

>> No.51247633

>>51246109
energy this coming winter. And keep an eye on monkebox. Check out INDO and HUSA.

Just trust me. Keep an eye on these things.

>> No.51248291

BEFORE THE THREAD DIES! PICK THE BEUTY QUEEN OF THIS THREAD (pick in post)

>> No.51248314

>>51248291
I breed these pups
>>51241056

>> No.51249087

>>51239811

when S&P reaches around 2800 we've hit bottom

buckle up buckaroo, another 1000 point slide to come