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Had sex with another escort tonight off my folio pump like 5 hours ago. Something terrifying happened. It was just another regular fuck, the usual. I got a little tired and we switched it to cowgirl. I started getting my energy back and I really go all in on this girl, but maybe a little too hard- cause she fucking snapped.

Something in her head let loose and her hips went wild. But then this is what happened: she went in and bit me. Hard. Vampire style right in my trap. The shock jolted me to another layer of reality I didn't know was there, my brain felt like it was on fire. I was so stunned I lost my voice, I couldn't scream even if I wanted to. What really got me though, what really fucked with my head- was how hard it made me.

My dick legitimately felt like a rock. Never in my life could I have imagined it's even possibly to get that hard, I can't even articulate a good example for it. And even with the pain and shock, she didn't stop. I didn't stop. Must have blasted several times, and she did too. Then she just got off my dick, got her shit, and left. Her hour was up. I laid there for what must have been an hour, trying to process what the fuck just happened. Luckily she didn't break skin, but there's a very visible bite mark on my trap. I'm so conflicted. I'd love to punch her shit sideways for it, but that was, no contest, the best sex I've ever had by far- on a completely different level. It's 2 AM and I can still feel the rush somewhere in my stomach. And I'm getting hard again.

Anyway yeah maybe it's not business-related, but I'm a baked-in, pure-blooded /biz/raeli damn it, I get to make an off-topic post once a year.

>> No.51234291
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>>51234234
Honestly? Based. Love it when my GF bites my shit

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>>51234234
begone lust demon

>> No.51234314

Things that didnt happen for $69420 Alex

>> No.51234480

>right in my trap
i don't know what that means

anyways sex is cringe

>> No.51234791

>>51234234
aww babby's first rough sex

>> No.51235084

What's a "trap" for a guy???

>> No.51235159

>>51235084
The trapezius muscle.

>> No.51235178

>>51234234
>legitimately felt like a rock. Never in my life could I have imagined it's even possibly to get that hard, I can't even articulate a good example for it.
Not unusual for me. I get painfully, achingly hard.
>>51235084
>>51234480
trapezeus muscle

>> No.51235189

>>51235159
>>51235178
thanks!

>> No.51235214

>>51235084
It means he was having sex with a tranny. Because op is a faggot.

>> No.51235231

bot thread

>> No.51235232

>>51234234
>Something terrifying happened.
I thought you checked your portfolio.

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>>51235214

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>>51235084
Sorry to break it to you anon but she's a vampire.
You're now one of the undead spirits who roam the earth for eternity.
Read book related

>>51234234
Trap=Mouth

>> No.51235293

>>51235159
>>51235178
>>51234480
it means 'she' was barebacking him and bit him in his neck just above the shoulder blades. OP is a massive faggot.
>we both blasted several times