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>> No.51233018

You don't fucking know anything about pythagoras.

>> No.51233020
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51233020

time to sugondeese if you lost money today

>> No.51233026
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>>51233018
ive literally watched every single Numberphile youtube video so there

>> No.51233032
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>>51233018
How'd you know that anon?

>> No.51233034

buy BBW you chucklefucks

>> No.51233037
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51233037

nth for white women

>> No.51233040

>>51233032
Because you're all so fucking stupid, duh.

>> No.51233042

>>51233018
>
beans are de devil, all u need to know

>> No.51233049

>>51233034
I dont like fat girls, you asshole

>> No.51233052
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51233052

Please tell me we're not gonna bart today...

>> No.51233053
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51233053

This needs to stop

>> No.51233062

>>51233042
Ah, a true scholar. I take it back then.

>> No.51233063

>>51233018
Its a drug right?

>> No.51233065

>>51232999
well yeah there's nothing in them, there are no goods to buy anymore because nobody made anything.

>> No.51233071

>>51233049
i don't either

but i like money

>> No.51233073

New more like poo.

>> No.51233084

I have a feeling that SPY going to hit 401.50 again and then dump

>> No.51233085
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51233085

Why doesn't Amazon make a workplace comedy about their warehouses, to show what a fun place to work they are?

>> No.51233092

>>51233037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3qobJDgNUQ

>> No.51233096
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>>51233004

>> No.51233100

Amazon more like poopazon.

>> No.51233104
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51233104

(You) HAVE made money today, right?

>> No.51233114

gains? more like pains

>> No.51233113
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>>51232897
Why did you short the bottom after SPY had a -7% week? Stop going
full retard.

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>>51233065
Steel, Copper and Nickel *steel* in demand (ahahah). Commodities Gigachads rise up.
Also, did I mention lumber? You will hear lots about lumber this winter season. Lumber

>> No.51233120

>>51233034
Not buying your bears

>> No.51233131

im gonna pee on the stock market
PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ok we can dump now

>> No.51233141

>>51233018
No,but from the pic i see symbols the Fmasons use.

>> No.51233143
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51233143

All I know is, the market is gonna do whatever the fuck the market wants to do, and there is nothing anyone can do to stop it, unless your name rhymes with chrome dowell

>> No.51233162

imagine being on so familiar with Jerome Powell you get to call him 'Jer'

>> No.51233165

>all in on puts
I gotta stop doing this, I mean its going to work out but I got to where I am by not being retarded with small lapses in sanity inbetween

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>>51233113
Also pic attached is me on Tuesday. I've been tell you guys to pivot for a while

>> No.51233178

>>51233020
Stop posting old lady feet.
Post attractive women's feet.

>> No.51233188

And just like that, the SPY will never be below 400 again

>> No.51233189

>>51233162
You call him Jay. Nooblet.

>> No.51233192
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51233192

Bobo got max pained today

>> No.51233197

>>51233018
We have a whole bunch of math formulas derived from his right triangle theory

>> No.51233207
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>>51233104
I think I'm gonna make a lot of money this month.

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>>51233197
My favorite is the niggerian thyrem

>> No.51233214

I don't understand why we're green on a good jobs report when that means Jerome the FAGGOT will do a 75bps hike which will crash everything again.
I'm happy I didn't fomo into puts, but I'm still down like 20% total. Might buy some after this bull trap

>> No.51233230

>>51233214
Wasn’t unemployment higher

>> No.51233238
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>>51233214
What a coincidence

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>>51233178
I saved this anons weird mutant foot. Enjoy!

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>>51233207
Dollars are not money. They are units of debt. USA is printing worthless paper to buy assets from us. We've been delluded into thinking that currency is still used to exchange value, while in fact it's just used to enrich those in power.
Still, I wish you make lots of currency while it's still worth something.

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>>51233207
me too anon

>> No.51233259

>>51233020
source? god what i would not give to have a taste

>> No.51233260
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51233260

AEVA

>> No.51233262
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>>51233104
I took part profit testerday. Small red today.

>> No.51233275

>>51233052
lol
lmao

>> No.51233285
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>>51233214
>bearish
>only down 20% today
filthy casual

>> No.51233296

this thread is cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe

>> No.51233298

uhhh..... bull bros?
I dont feel so good...

>> No.51233299

>>51233085
they made a show for AMZN employees instead, Lord of Dem Rangs

>> No.51233309

>G7 finance ministers agree on Russian oil price cap

>> No.51233313
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51233313

The dump resumes on tuesday

>> No.51233319

>>51233299
I'm glad now that bezos isn't the CEO anymore he was able to come out and say the show is objectively shit in a roundabout way.

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>>51233104
Lost $360. Still not sure why the markets are moving up. Must be market manipulation. It's all just clown world shit so I am not taking it too seriously. Just gotta keep honking

>> No.51233334
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51233334

>>51233299

>> No.51233336
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51233336

Anyone getting serious Lehman Bros vibes from Credit Suisse?

>> No.51233345

>>51233309
This is the right strategy if genociding Europoors is your goal.

>> No.51233346

>>51233113
Because the 3 month yield is about to invert the year... sooo like... maybe a crash before mid September but money makers like to play games so maybe not until November.

>> No.51233349

>>51233248
t. goldbug brainlet

>> No.51233351

>>51233336
Why?

>> No.51233355
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>>51233334
Wait hold up,please tell me that's not legolas

>> No.51233361

>>51233334
ANGRY WHITE PEOPLE!

OMG OMG WHAT IS THIS AMAZING UNIQUE CINIMA!!?!?

It makes me want to vote against those MAGA TRUMP terrorists!

>> No.51233370

>>51233345
Euros lived for a very long time without electricity.

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>>51233299
I don't know who thought that was a good use of a billion bux but Kangs of da Rangs from what I heard is so awful many of the professional reviewers have decided to skip it because they don't want to experience the cringe.

>> No.51233375

I cashed out yesterday
I can't stand feet fags
At least post some armpits or booba
High test motherfuckers (like myself) just aren't into feet, faggots
Now that booba or hell, the mighty armpit-side boob combo... That's the stuff of kings

>> No.51233378

>>51233334
is this the witcher or game of thrones?

>> No.51233383

>>51233351
Laying off thousands of employees, bad quarter after bad quarter. Their chart looks even worse than Lehman's back in 2008.

>> No.51233392
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51233392

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.51233394

>>51233378
Its the new lawd dem rangz. obviously anti white, likely SOMEHOW also anti cop; as always.

>> No.51233400

>>51233355
It's Negrolas.

>> No.51233406

>>51233370
Now they'll live for a much shorter time without it.

>> No.51233416

>>51233334
this is shittier than wheel of time

>> No.51233427
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51233427

This shits going back to $30+++. You guys are kinda late to the party but there is still plenty of juice left to squeeze. I wouldn't recommend my same expiration date tho probably give yourself another week if you are getting in now

>> No.51233428

>>51233375

im as high test as it gets and there's nothing like fucking a girl on the side of the bed while you suck on her toes

>> No.51233431

>:tries really hard not to mass reply the whole thread with "you're losing a lot of money right now aren't you":

>> No.51233437

I am the poopiest /smg/ poster ever. Nobody here is more poopy than me.

>> No.51233439

>>51233416
Just don't watch anon(s). Same with the Disney bullshit star wars. Less is more. I'm just ignoring that shit.

>> No.51233440

>>51233349
You're the one who is obsessed with gold. I'm simply stating a fact: currencies are not used to exchange created value anymore. What's the point of slaving when those who pay for your work create currency out of thin air? People who never worked a single day of productive work are benefitors of this debt-based system.

>> No.51233451
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51233451

BEARS BEARS! HAHAHAAHAH am I right fellow FAGGOTS?!

>> No.51233456

>>51233361
I only have Amazon prime because of my Amazon prime credit card. I've never touched prime video and never will. All those streaming services are globohomo garbage. HBO max is the only one worth having and that's if you watch their old content.

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>>51233428
High test for that dick, faggot
You're probably not even in BLUE, footfag

>> No.51233466
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>EMA SAYS ANTIVIRAL TECOVIRIMAT FOR MONKEYPOOP SHOULD BE AVAILABLE SHORTLY IN EU IN LARGER QUANTITIES, AFTER A JOINT PROCUREMENT PROCEDURE
https://www.reuters.com/article/brief-ema-says-antiviral-tecovirimat-for/brief-ema-says-antiviral-tecovirimat-for-MONKEYPOOP-should-be-available-shortly-in-eu-in-larger-quantities-idUSFWN3090KC

>> No.51233468

bhenchods do the needful and do not redeem village needs it sirs

>> No.51233471

>>51233052
you called it. Get digits next time you do so that I know to take the play.

>> No.51233472

>>51233437
all hail the poopiest indian turd on the board.

>> No.51233477
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51233477

That was quick

>> No.51233478
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>>51233188
This aged well

>> No.51233484
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51233484

Look at Dem Dumpz

>> No.51233486

Oil has surprised me...I was hoping that would be better today

>> No.51233493

>>51233334
it's weird. racism is supposed to be an unatural thing which is only a product of colonialism. and yet, in middle earth, where there is no colonialist past, people are still being racist, and to folks who are actually a separate species, so what does that imply about our world?

lot going on here. not sure they thought the implications through. this is pretty lazily thought through agitprop.

>> No.51233496

ALL IN LI ROCKS
ELON PUMP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.51233498
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oh yeah, i'm thinking we're back
already a nice >8% on my nvidia put

>> No.51233503
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>>51233018
Oh yeah? I know his theorem!
>apps.npr.org/documents/document.html?id=22274261-govuscourtsflsd618763391_1?responsive=1
This is what was seized from mar a largo

>> No.51233505

>>51233456
They know that if they separated prime video from prime it would fail so they lump them together.

>> No.51233511

that new amazon has everything I was looking for in a show. 3 strong women chracters, the villains are all white men, the only good man in the show is a black king and theres tons of fuck the patriarchy vibes. Truly a masterpiece.

>> No.51233514
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51233514

Are you happy?

>> No.51233517

>>51233503
I ain't clicking that tf are you telling me about mar a lago for

>> No.51233520

i was thinking of getting a cookie but i don't want to go all the way to the kitchen
it's a far fig newton

>> No.51233527

>>51233503
>npr

>> No.51233531

The market is Barting again.

>> No.51233532
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51233532

Open up,mumu.I know you're in there.

>> No.51233533

>>51233503
Lol at 9 million newspaper clippings.

>> No.51233534

As soon as I buy calls the mother fucker just reverses and drops 2 dollars. Fucking horse cocks.

>> No.51233550

>>51233486
same but it will creep up next weeks... acquire and hold

>> No.51233560

>>51233456
this guy ay tones

>> No.51233565

>>51233550
>>51233486
Sounds bearish. I'll buy in 2 months time.

>> No.51233567

>>51233493

>*WWHHEEE WHOOO WHHEEE WHOOO!!!*

Free Though Alarm!!!

>*WWHHEEE WHOOO WHHEEE WHOOO!!!*

Time for your re-education.

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>>51233349
Gold stocks are a good buy finally.. buy low you stupid niggers.

>> No.51233579
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51233579

STOP FUCKING SELLING!!!!!!!!!

>> No.51233584

I sold the exact soxs bottom today

>> No.51233591
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>>51233534

>> No.51233593
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>>51233560
Absolutely

>> No.51233595

Breaking News: GAZPROM: GAS SUPPLIES TO NORD STREAM FULLY STOPPED

>> No.51233598

>>51233584
Why, it’s going to 80

>> No.51233603
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>>51233574
I bought high, they need to practically double now

>> No.51233605

>>51233598
Because I'm a goyim

>> No.51233606

My new investment strategy. I sold all my shit. Spent 50% on everything that was down 90% or more from ath.

Already up 26 dollars.

Am I stupid?

>> No.51233611

Legitomately since theyre fracturing so hard anyway streaming services might wind up segregating by race. BET style, so theres some precedent.

>> No.51233625

>>51233018
fuck Pythagoras and fuck white people

>> No.51233627

>>51233611
the 'main' one will still be globohomo'd, it's not like we'd get any concessions

>> No.51233631
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>>51233595
It's over for eurofags?

>> No.51233639

God damn retard leveraged permabulls have been getting absolutely annihilated.

>> No.51233640

>>51233574
If you can't see that all precious metals are manipulated to shit, and don't know the history of why that is the case, and why it will remain the case for a minimum of decade, there is no hope for you. Truly NGMI.

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>>51233595
priced in

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>>51233595
kek, yurotards, kek

>> No.51233650

this dump is escalating nicely on the Shit and Piss 500

>> No.51233651

>>51233611
That's why I unironically invested in UONE. Check their servies, they have streaming service with black movies. Also they got 0 debt, plenty of cash and good earnings. People are skittish around it due to juneteenth memes, but it's actually a good company. If they expand more they might do 10x to $2b market cap

>> No.51233656

>Back to our regular scheduled program
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.51233660

GAZPROM STATEMENT GIVES NO TIME FRAME FOR RESTART OF GAS SUPPLY THROUGH NORD STREAM 1

>> No.51233664

>>51233647
Why do you people keep quoting 1 year ahead futures, it shutting down today says very little about what's going to happen 1 year from now

>> No.51233667
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SOFTLANDING BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

>> No.51233670
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>>51233647
beautiful chart

>> No.51233671

WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING. I JUST WANT TO BE RICH

>> No.51233675
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51233675

why would Seeking Alpha lie to me?

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>>51233406

>> No.51233682
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>>51233606
just look at the GME threads

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>> No.51233685

>>51233671
you know why

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>>51233660
>they wanted price caps

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>Gazprom's top executive mysteriously murdered
>Gazprom stops sending gas to Nord

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>>51233675
those faggots can seek deeeeez nutz

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>>51233656
I refuse to be bothered by this. There is no way SOXL can go any lower. This is the bottom or damn close.

>> No.51233694

>>51233336
>>51233351
Yeah. Some dude mentioned it in this interview: https://themarket.ch/interview/if-the-fed-marches-on-theyre-creating-another-lehman-situation-ld.7117

>Q: Why are investors particularly nervous in the case of Credit Suisse?

>A: They were already wounded going into this crisis because they were burned by the Archegos and Greensill scandals and never really recapitalized enough. We hear that Credit Suisse is going to be forced into a merger with UBS which is reminiscent of the onset of the Global Financial Crisis when they forced Bear Stearns into a merger with JPMorgan. Every crisis has its hallmark moments, and the probability of the regulators forcing a merger between UBS and Credit Suisse is high.

>> No.51233699

>>51233671
me too, I need to make it so I can ban WEBP format

>> No.51233700

GAZPROM SAYS NORD STREAM TO REMAIN SHUT AFTER TECHNICAL ISSUE

>> No.51233701
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.51233704
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51233704

i covered my short at the top

>> No.51233705
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51233705

Crude is pinned right now they won't let it go before opex.

>> No.51233706

>>51233700
and that's a good thing, here's why!

>> No.51233710

>>51233693
oh it can certainly get much lower. This admin has alot of surprises

>> No.51233714

>>51233704
based

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>>51233595

>> No.51233719

>>51233690
it was Lukoil's CEO

>> No.51233724

BUDDY LOOK AT NASDAQ COMPUTER

>> No.51233729
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El barto strikes again

>> No.51233731

>>51233690
That was lukoil, not gazprom.

>> No.51233739

>>51233719
Google told me he also happened to be a top executive on gazprom

>> No.51233746

hehehehe wheeeeeeeeeeeeee! down we goo! yahooooooo!

>> No.51233758
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>>51233710
Like I said,. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT!!!!

>> No.51233759

>>51233486
>>51233550
It's about to close, after a bunch of volatility, at the Saudi "this is too low and volatile" level... the day before an OPEC meeting.

>>51233565
You may want to buy some in 2 hours time.

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Is this bull market in the room with us now?

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>>51233640
Everything is manipulated. It's at an 18 month low and starting to rebound. Seems like a good buy. I also just bought 100 shares of fngu at 8.40 while everyone ahhhhh posts

>> No.51233772

>>51233595
Source

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aaaaaaaaand we're dumping again. hooray!

>> No.51233775

>>51233584
Very nice. I simply refused to wake up and get out of bed until SOXL dumped. I was expecting to be in bed until tuesday

>> No.51233776

pretty obvious this dump is related to the Euro and GBP. So what's the news?

>> No.51233779
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51233779

I WAS THE DREAM WEAVER
BUT NOW IM REBORN
I WAS THE WALRUS
BUT NOW IM JOHN
AND SO DEAR FRIENDS
WE JUST HAVE TO CARRY ON
THE DREAM IS OVER

>> No.51233780

>>51233650
Its pour hour, where you get the red water fall candles.

>> No.51233794

Portfolio has been crabbing at 900 for over a week. I need it to get to 10k before i cash 2k out to get myself a boat. I need some wins fellas. Here's hoping my DRV, SQQQ and PRTY perform well

>> No.51233795

>>51233772
https://twitter.com/JavierBlas/status/1565739141349916672

>> No.51233798

Where is the meltup

>> No.51233802
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>>51233780
Baggot of all people you don't deserve to make it and the fact you are a bear makes it that much worse. Take a look at this picture. You're never going to see this woman again. You hear me?!?

>> No.51233804

>>51233798
2 ye-weeks

>> No.51233806

very low volume means people can just manipulate easily

>> No.51233807
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>>51233779
>THIS IS THE END, BEAUTIFUL FRIEND
>THE IS THE END MY ONLY FRIEND

>> No.51233811

so is the pivot still on or no /biz/?

my portfolio looks like poop past 30 days

>> No.51233824
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>People have already closed their weekly’s
Get ready to dump this nigger market

>> No.51233825

SPY gonna finish under 390 today. cap it

>> No.51233827
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kek, baggies.

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>>51233811

>> No.51233832
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>us stock market has been crashing for 8 months now
are we ever going to see capitulation or is it just gonna keep bleeding out

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.51233840
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51233840

>new intraday lows
ffs.

>> No.51233841

>>51233811
2 more weeks

>> No.51233845

please stop selling guys this is not funny

>> No.51233846

>>51233759
I'm staying away because when ever I buy in the price goes bust. I'm doing you guys a favour.
Get rich in my place. We're about to moon.

>> No.51233847

>>51233595
Kek, euros

>> No.51233848
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51233848

What a fucking ride today is

>> No.51233856

mumu posters got real quiet huh

>> No.51233860
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>>51233824
Lunchtime slump, we close green.

>> No.51233862

>>51233825
Gonna close at $399. Check em

>> No.51233864

>look away from stocks for an hour
>everything violently shits the bed

>> No.51233865

I guess Joe Biden declaring that start of the second civil was wasn't bullish?

>> No.51233870
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UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>> No.51233871

>>51233795
Interesting

>> No.51233874

>insane pump until yuro close
>massive dump right after they closed
I am starting to believe American markets just exist to dump on Europeans.

>> No.51233875

>>51233848
how do you not panic sell?

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thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QwYtK2vMYc

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NONSTOP DUMPING. FUCK IS GOING ON?!

>> No.51233882

Can anyone here advise on a good app with worldwide economic indicators and when they're released etc? I use tradingview and their economic data is woefully behind and incomplete. Website is also ok but mostly would use it throughout the day so phone would work better.

>> No.51233883

So does the majority here still think it's funny to gloat about people losing money or...?

>> No.51233885

>>51233865
Does he even have weight in his words?

>> No.51233887

>>51233795
>>51233772
Love it. Weren't they only saying 3 days at the start of the week? Guess that dickless price cap announcement might not have been a great idea.

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>>51233875
>$13

>> No.51233891
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WOW WHO COULDVE IMAGINED

>> No.51233892

>>51233874
markets open in east asia and the time zones rotate in such a way that the US gets to decide who holds the bags over the weekend

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>>51233860
They just played the calls like they played the shorts yesterday.... it incredibly easy to do with low volume to retail, the bigs are still on vacay

>> No.51233897

>>51233763
gold is a direct competitor with the us dollar. in the past, when its done too well, they just made it illegal to own gold and took all the gold from hoarders. it is an open secret that they will not allow it to appreciate. and if it did, they would take the money you made anyway. holding gold or gold backed assets is tarded.

>> No.51233898

BEEN DOWN ONE TIME
BEEN DOWN TWO TIME
MMM
NEVER GOING BACK AGAIN

>> No.51233900

>>51233883
it's fucking hilarious, kill yourself baggy

>> No.51233903
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>>51233883
For every dollar I make, someone loses a dollar. It's perfectly balanced.

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>>51233889

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>>51233891
STOP FUCKING SELLING. I FUCKING HATE YOU BOBO. I HATE YOU MORE THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW!!!

>> No.51233915

Why is the forest quiet.

>> No.51233918
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What's wrong Mumu? You have your green day, what more do you want?

>> No.51233921

>>51233846
Muslims have some rule about having to tithe money to the poor, so I'm sure some oil baron will Paypal you $10 for your sacrifice.

>>51233882
How are these calendars on your phone?
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/
https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar

>> No.51233924

NO STREAM 1

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>>51233856
I was going to wait till a red day to buy but I slurped that dump a little

>> No.51233931

>>51233882
https://www.myfxbook.com/forex-economic-calendar

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>>51233915

>> No.51233934

>>51233915
which forest is quiet? i hear a cacophony of wailing mumu niggers

>> No.51233936

>>51233640

>precious metals are manipulated to shit

They are in same ways and reasons as oil, but LBMA rehypothecation games are very unlikely to last another decade. What will change is simple: they will be under increasing pressure from BRICS-aligned gold-exchanges.

China and Russia weren't been trying to kill western paper markets before (after all it's cheap gold for them). Really they still aren't, but that will gradually end as BRICS moves to compete with the dollar in earnest.

>> No.51233937

Vomma cyclones. Zeta stalkers. Autocallable hedging gangrapists. I warned all of you.

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>>51233912

>> No.51233942
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The lunch dump is over. We can continue to see green candles again.
>SIGGERS

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>>51233883
People are losing money and they're laughing

>> No.51233946

>>51233883
Anyone that has lost money everyday this week should unironically just be in an index fund and be done with it.
Everything else is logical fallacies and self delusions.
SIMPLE AS

>> No.51233950

>>51233921
>>51233931
cool thanks frens I'll check those out

>> No.51233958

>>51233883
bears lose money, bulls lose money
someone in /smg/ is always losing money
it's the great circle of life

>> No.51233959

The Butterfly Flaps its Wings. A Gentle Breeze Forms in the Tropics. A Hurricane From the Butterfly.

>> No.51233960

>>51231429
now we can go up again

>> No.51233961

>>51233860
Not after the Gazprom news. Biden, Putin, and Xi all keep coming out with sucker punches to bring this market down

>> No.51233964

>>51233883
Yes.

>> No.51233969
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hello excuse me is this the s&p hotline? can you please make my numbers go up again like 2 hours ago sir?

>> No.51233972

Love how every sector dumped except XLE. Energy's off fighting its own battle.

>> No.51233975
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>>51233912
Lmao lol

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>>51233651
uh oh compuhtition n sheeeet

>> No.51233980

>>51233942
Green candles are illegal now

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Funny thing is I was gonna buy some inverse etfs at noon. But I got distracted. Stocks come at you fast.

>> No.51233987

>>51233936
correct, which is an even greater reason why they will remain flat now that gold doesn't just represent a threat itself, but also with the alternative reserved currency.

it's nothing like oil or anything else. the flattening of gold and silver is a major, major operation, and you will not overcome it by ay means unless the US of A actually disintegrates.

>> No.51233990

>>51233682
That's what I sold lol.

>> No.51233993

I have $12k, how much can I realistically make by swing trading SOXL?

>> No.51234000

>>51233993
-$12k

>> No.51234004

>>51233883
We unironically have too many garbage companies propped up by the Fed’s free money over the past decade. That shit is done, those companies need to die and the market needs to stop living off the Fed printing money for them to YOLO on. It’s gonna hurt, but it needs to be done sooner rather than later

>> No.51234007
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MAKE IT FUCKING STOP

>> No.51234008

>>51233980
Green candles are a threat to our democracy

>> No.51234012

The 4 Particles Of Cheetoh Dust. Give Him The Itchy Finger. Accidentally Clicks His Mouse. The Obese Jewish MIT Graduate’s Algorithm Turns Off.

The End Of An Economy. From Cheetoh Dust.

>> No.51234013
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A TOAST, TO BAGGIES!

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>>51233993
Your exactly 1 year late broseph, you could’ve made a killing buying in September and holding until end of December

>> No.51234018

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.51234022
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ITS OVER

>> No.51234030
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>>51233883
Yes

>> No.51234037
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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

>> No.51234044

aaaaaaaaand it's over

>> No.51234045
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>>51233883
Yes. Always was.

>> No.51234046

>>51233993
Realistically $-12k. Optimistic scenario is that you will give up after first -12% swing and reevaluate your investing strategy.

>> No.51234050
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STOP THE COUNT

>> No.51234056

>>51233993
Depends. Assuming the highest leverage options are 5x and you perfectly time 10% moves, you get to enjoy 50% gains. $6k per day, starting. Easy, guaranteed.

Go for it.

>> No.51234055

>>51230430
You didn't offload your puts early, right? You held on and didn't take a massive loss, right??

>> No.51234057

The Algorithm’s Notice What We Cant.

The Algo Saw The Vomma Geometry And The Differential Geometric Space Said The Hedge Fund Equity Curves Are Overbought.

>> No.51234060
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STOP THE COUNT

>> No.51234063
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>Closed puts too early

>> No.51234067
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51234067

The last two days was designed to BTFO retail option gamblers... The fed is going to double their QT this month

>> No.51234070
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51234070

my fellow americans!

>> No.51234069

>>51234046
Sounds accurate

>> No.51234073

>>51233883
Someone has to lose money for others to make money anon

>> No.51234075

>>51233987
the dollar is strengthening because it is the shiniest turd in the pool. WHile the world is collapsing everyone is putting their money into US markets to keep it as safe as possible. When that ends Gold and Silver will revive.

>> No.51234077

any wotlk guilds recruiting?

>> No.51234078
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>>51234060

>> No.51234081

>>51234013
I'm imposing a reply cap on this evil Putinpost. You will not get more than 2 replies.

>> No.51234085
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That's it? I'm fucking tired of waiting for circuit breakers

>> No.51234086

>>51234077
EU or NA?

>> No.51234087
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SQQQ NIGGAS i think we BACK!!!

>> No.51234090

>It's already september again
Well bobos have fun, I'll see you back here in a month

>> No.51234094
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51234094

You

Did

Not

Listen

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>>51234070
Hi fuzzy bear!

>> No.51234098
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>>51234081
neato.

>> No.51234100

>>51233883
Yes. I have lost money too and I think it's funny. I encourage people to have some joy at my losses.

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>>51234067
My butterfly spreads steal theta from them left and right, up and down

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>>51234013

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>>51234013
that's it! I am implementing a only reading of 2 Putin post cap per thread!

>> No.51234120
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HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.51234122

I hate democrats so fucking much

>> No.51234123
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Jerome splashes water on his face in a seedy hotel bathroom and straightens his tie in the mirror, his right eye twitches a few times. He gives himself a shake and steps out of the bathroom. The scene is grim, needles and bongs litter the sleazy hotel room not to mention all the condoms and semen everywhere interspersed with the most rancid whores imaginable, the kind 2scoops would hire. All the Fed presidents, women included, just ran the biggest drug fueled train on the market imaginable. The market is whimpering in the corner about shrinkflation while jizz leaks out of every hole. Once the condoms ran out everyone just fucked the market raw, he smirks as he remembers the market begging them not to. Several of the other junkie prostitutes are passed out about the room and he has to step over them on his way out. It won't be long before they start to wake up and find the pile of dead chinese ones with Evergrande branded on their asses in the bathroom tub. Jerome walks over to the market and bends down and whispers, "Come back when you need more QE, bitch." and spits in her face. Smiling as he walks out he remembers he needs to return some video tapes. He heads down to the hotel office to pay them 9 billion dollars for the hotel stay on his fake CC under Hunter Biden's name. "What about black unemployment?" he says out loud on his way down, mimicking Janet Yellen's raspy old woman voice and laughs to himself.

>> No.51234125

>>51234063
like i said earlier retard holding seems to be the winning technique.

like logically it sounds like a bad idea and only retard would hold. then you just hold and it reverses at some point.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.51234131

>>51234075
right, a decade from now. you could also take all your money and buy a seeded hillside and wait for trees to log, they go for thousands a piece in the right spot. just have to wait a hundred or so years.

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>>51233889
You were saying?

>> No.51234135

Oh no

>> No.51234136
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John rocker BTFO

>> No.51234139

and we're back. sorry bobo.

>> No.51234141
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IF IM GOING DOWN IM TAKING YOU ALL WITH ME!!!!!

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>STOCKS PLUNGE ON NEWS OF STOCK PLUNGE
STOCKS PLUNGE ON NEWS OF STOCK PLUNGE
>STOCKS PLUNGE ON NEWS OF STOCK PLUNGE
STOCKS PLUNGE ON NEWS OF STOCK PLUNGE
>STOCKS PLUNGE ON NEWS OF STOCK PLUNGE
STOCKS PLUNGE ON NEWS OF STOCK PLUNGE
>STOCKS PLUNGE ON NEWS OF STOCK PLUNGE
STOCKS PLUNGE ON NEWS OF STOCK PLUNGE

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.51234147

>>51234142
I'M ABOUT TO PLUNGE TOO

>> No.51234148

>>51234142
Its like that, though...
t. stock owner

>> No.51234149

>>51234077
WotLK already launched or what?

>> No.51234150
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Domp eet

>> No.51234153

>>51234142
BIG IF TRUE

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>>51234139
>it was real in my mind
the market broke poor Mumu's mind

>> No.51234160

>>51234149
22nd

>> No.51234162

>>51234139

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Loud smacks echo through the airy corridors of the large summer home in the Hamptons interspersed with squeals and moans. Jerome is holding an old school VHS recorder in one hand and covering his mouth with the other to hopefully keep from throwing up again. He tries to maintain his composure and steady the camcorder but the market fellating him, covered in his first upheaval, is not making it easy. The market gags and slurps his massive inflationary schlong, it gets larger with every print. The head going well into the market's esophagus with each stroke. Concentrating on his task at hand he pans between the three "participants", Janet Yellen, completely nude, skin hanging like rotted slabs of meat, is in the center on all fours, yelping like a bitch in heat while the biggest doberman pinscher Jerome has ever seen rails her dusty snatch mercilessly. Periodically Elizabeth Warren, dressed as a full blood Cherokee squaw, will pelt Janet with a whip when her moans die down. One particularly hard lash causes a curse of "Black unemployment!" to escape Janet's thin and obvious Jewish lips. Soon the doberman begins to near completion and thrusts his bulbous pecker to the base and knots Yellen causing a convulsion that looks to have killed the bitch, that or she passed out. Warren is cackling and prancing around then takes a giant piss on them both. Jerome has now seen it all, the other Fed Presidents won't fucking believe this shit, not even after that last hooker gang bang with them and the market. He puts his camcorder down and shoves the market's head forward hard to nut deep in her stomach. "Does this inflation FEEL transistory, you fucking slut?" he smirks and unloads as she starts to asphyxiate from lack of air.

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OIL GAINS? What oil gains? Bitch am I cooking?

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>>51234141
now that is true cinema. Powerful.

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>>51234142
JUST IN, THIS ANON WAS ARRESTED FOR RESISTING ARREST

>> No.51234176

Bobo is getting stronger.
You thought he was on the run but he was just waiting for the right time to hit the nukes

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>>51234139
>>51234162
Forgot pic

>> No.51234180

>>51234073
That's actually not true, and to the extent it is true, it doesn't really apply to the stock market due to people investing with different time horizons and with different goals.

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Welcome to Coomer's Anonymous. Jerome you are first.
>Hi everyone, my name is Jerome and I love to coom.
(Everyone): Hi Jerome.
>Cooming is more than just an addiction to me, it's my job. I have to coom in the market or inflation won't be transistory. I have to coom in bonds yields or the US will default on it's debt. Who's going to coom in bonds? Yellen? Warren? No, it is my patriotic duty to coom in all your investment vehicles. It's what makes uranium futures for physical delivery glow green. You need my coom. I can't stop for the good of the American people.
Jerome, you don't seem to understand, this is a recovery grou-
>No YOU don't understand. WHO IS GOING TO COOM IN THE S&P500? Trump? No his dick is tiny like a childs and Biden only fingerbangs kids these days and that's when he remembers the current year.
Bu-
>I know I know, it's not good for me to be cooming in every derivative and I think I got a STD from the gangbang with bitcoin and those defi sluts. Agh, those are some dirty birds. Cooming in the shorts makes me feel the best, they never last long and if they get margin called while you are inside they tighten up like a fucking vice. You want a bull market you got to coom bull amounts. I inject pure testosterone directly into my dick. I've had erections that last days if not weeks. I do it for the little frog guys that can't get a gf to coom in much less coom in TSLA. If not me then who?
You seem to have some self-sacrifice issues with this, what about the other Fed Presidents? You don't have to carry all this cooming weight. How long does your heart have left?
>Fuck. You are right. I'll be lucky if I make it to 2023 when I promised interest rate increases. I'm not stopping though, I will coom this market around one way or another, so help me God.
Hmm, okay clearly we have some work to do. Who do we have next... Mr. Bobo? This can't be right.

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anyone trading the yuro market? any good free scanners for it?

is it much different from murrican? ive heard its more efficient.

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REQUESTING BACKUP

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>>51233802
Why are you giving TheQuasar (you)'s, and why do you have a picture of Baggie's cock sleeve saved on your PC?

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>>51234142
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.51234197

>>51234182
>ive heard its more efficient.
you sound retarded

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Jerome is going to slowly inch the interest rate cock into place. First he will prep the market by talking about it or having the other Fed heads mention it in interviews. His growing erection straining to be released from his pleated pants. The market will whimper a little and start to produce lubrication, maybe say to stop and try to push him away. At that point it's too late to resist, there's no running away from Jerome's bedroom. With lust in his eyes, nothing will deter Jerome from his task. He has come to put our financial woes to rest. To do that he'll have to take the market to a place it's never been before, a place of pain but also pleasure. He will open the market up with a small interest rate hike, just a teaser to the full event. Rub it around the outside and push gently at the entrance. There will be a yelp of pain and maybe a moan or kick. Soon the whole tip, a 0.5% hike thrust into the market prodding and stretching the first few inches. Probing deeper until there's a slight resistance of the market's hymen giving way. This is where the majority of the pain occurs, a little blood but Jerome can't stop now, he must finish this task. Pushing farther in each time, he finally feels himself bottom out the market with an eye rolling groan. Quickly, thrust after thrust will go fully in and out with load smacks as pelvis collides with pelvis, no whimpers or pleading will stop him. It will seem to the market like this period lasts forever, both parties will start to perspire and become desperate, panting and gasping for breath. Relief can only happen if the act is fully completed. Finally Jerome will explode deep into those depths with a loud final bestial grunt. The market will scream as stars dance across it's vision in simultaneous agony and ecstasy then promptly pass out, drooling and still twitching from aftershocks. Jerome will delve the market's nethers so thoroughly that it will feel empty after the final interest rate hike.

>> No.51234200

>>51234160
oh ok thanks,

>> No.51234203

>>51233987

The paper price may remain flat at the cost of breaking what little redemption mechanism still exists in the western markets. Hence they can cap they price at 2000$ if they want, but then they will simply become irrelevant. They cannot stop the real physical price or miner profits derived from that. Arbitrage to non-paper exchanges elsewhere is a powerful force, but it is also a declaration of economic and currency war. Which was not happening, but now is starting to in earnest.

Also: gold trades in a ratio to oil. It is an oil proxy and the primary reserve demanded by oil exporters. The Oil price is managed to be flat in terms of dollar denominated assets, so that keeping your money in us stocks or bonds is "as good as gold, for oil". Gold doesn't really have bull runs, oil does and gold gets pulled along, as this setup of artificially propping the dollar's oil-purchasing-power wanes (70s & 2000s & maybe now).

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>>51234183
How much money did you lose?

>> No.51234207

quad witching is in 2 weeks

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>>51234183
Oh no!

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The market is waiting and whimpering in anticipation for Jerome to defile it's deepest sectors with his schlong, veins pulsing with trillions of dollars of inflation. Very soon™ it will be time but first Jerome has to get the market ready for penetration, a little foreplay first. He'll spit on his interest rate dick and rub against the market's labia and clit meanwhile the other Fed presidents will whisper in the markets ear about how inflation is transitory and tapering will start. The market moans and commodity prices tumble while defensive sectors like utilities will cause the markets nipples to harden. Jerome smacks his lips and can't restrain himself from them, sucking and biting at them until the market is so aroused it can't help but grind against the interest rate bitch breaker smearing it with pussy juice. Jerome must do the needful otherwise inflation will overtake them both and then no one gets to cum especially not Bobo. He pushes the tip in gently and the market gasps in pleasure, tapering has begun. Bonds take a dip and smart investors buy it immediately claiming they slurped on an anonymous monkey hair braiding forum. Stocks rise trying to squeeze the last bit of gains before what comes next. Jerome's heart is pounding now, each heartbeat causing the veins to bulge as CPI skyrockets, milk and gas are both over $100 a gallon. There's no more time for waiting, Jerome thrusts deeper and gasps as the inner ridges of the market are stretched wide yielding to him. Interest rates are hiked, there's no going back, the market begins to cry from pain and corrects 20% suddenly. Unbeknownst to either, the door is open just a crack and a lustful Janet Yellen peeks through with a horrified expression, hands flicking her dusty bean furiously.

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>>51234197
ive read that online. i havent followed european tickers much just major indecies are they green or red usually.

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The meeting of the Fed presidents is underway and Jerome shifts uncomfortably trying not to let any emotion show as Lael is droning on about Modern Monetary Theory and how they need to print more. It's made exponentially more diffcult since he's naked from the waist down and the market is quietly deep throating him, the occasional "hukk hukk" sound faintly audible on the video conference. The other Fed Presidents slowly realize what is going on and as it dawns on them they express surprise then approval at Jerome's clear dominance over this troublesome market. Jerome casually interrupts Lael when she eventually mentions black unemployment, "Look Lael, we all appreciate your input on this but the minorities are at the highest employment ever. It's clear we need to continue with rate-". He grabs the markets head and slams her down to the balls. *cough* "Excuse me, rate hikes. That is what we promised the American people and we are damn well going to deliver, the market will be stronger". Jerome starts ejaculating down the market's throat as she instinctively swallows each load. "after we are done. That is the only path toward recovery and another bull market. We've made sacrifices for the covid hysteria and now it's time to unwind them." The majority of the other Fed presidents nod showing their approval not only for his strong monetary policy but also for maintaining his cool during business discussions while being not so secretly serviced. The video call winks out and Jerome finished, pulls his massive member out of the market. He gives her a hard slap, a bright red hand print appearing on her cheek within seconds and tells her to go put the largest plug she can find in her ass. Training the market has been tedious but well worth the effort.

>> No.51234230

New
>>51234227
>>51234227
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>> No.51234290

>>51234203
anon, please. you can rationalze your trade however you want, but gold has been flat despite historic fear and inflation. its not going to go anywhere, because it should already be at the moon. whatever shock you could possibly have imagined to break the us monetary phallanx around it has already happened ten fold, and the line held.

i don't really care though. it's not the worst investment in the world. you wont lose your shirt of anything except in terms of opportunity cost, while you eek out a couple points.

>> No.51234329

I though my shorts were going to close with some losses but nasdaq took a dip. I feel bad for the bulls to have their feelings played with in that way

>> No.51234337

>>51234204
How the fuck did you get my tripcode? Oh, wait, The Quasar made this post. Guys, The Quasar thinks he might be going crazy

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>>51234199
Added to the based collection

>> No.51234394

>>51234290

>whatever shock you could possibly have imagined to break the us monetary phallanx around it has already happened

Nah. It hasn't even begun. The oil moves so far are literally nothing. This decade gonna be lit tho, IMO.

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>>51234116
>>51234081
Okay, this is two caps being imposed in a short space of time. Let's get it together, folks. I'm imposing a cap of no more than three (3) cap impositions per thread from here on out.

>> No.51234592

>>51233883
It is not funny, whats fun is making money while everyone else is losing.

>> No.51236307

>>51234180
Your statement assumes all stocks will recover and some people have goals other than making money.