/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51231269]

*knock knock

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>Educational sites:
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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
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https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

Last,
>>51227361

[Anonymous No.51231284]

there is a 50% correction arriving next week. the writing on the wall only became apparent last week. compare to the previous downturns. this is a guarantee

[Anonymous No.51231285]

sneed

[Anonymous No.51231290]

Do I exit VTI now or wait for a better exit pump? Cost basis is like $210/share.

[Anonymous No.51231294]

>bbby flirting with the $7 range

[Anonymous No.51231296]

test

[Anonymous No.51231299]

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOBO
A REAL BOBO KNOWS HOW TO PLAY HIS CARDS RIGHT
A REAL BOBO NEVER RUNS HIS FUCKING MOUTH BECAUSE A REAL BOBO NEVER STARTS FIGHTS... AND MUMU’S ALWAYS GOTTA HIGH CAP SHOWING ALL HIS BULLS HOW HE SHOT HIM...BUT REAL BOBO’S DONT FLEX NUTS CUZ REAL BOBO’S KNOW THEY GOT EM... AND EVERYTHING IS COOL IN THE MIND OF BOBO CAUSE BOBO’S THINK DEEP. UP THREE SIXTY FIVE AYO 24/7 CAUSE REAL BOBO’S DONT SLEEP... AND ALL I GOTTA SAY TO YOU WANNABE, GONNABE, DIP SLURPING, LOSS EATING MUMU’S IS WHEN THE FIRE DIES DOWN WHAT THE FUCK YOU GONNA DO? DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A BOBO...

[Anonymous No.51231303]

not having fun today

[Anonymous No.51231307]

Mumus are so fucking delusional lmao

[Anonymous No.51231308]

>5 days red going into long weekend
>mfw

[Anonymous No.51231312]

Bounce here.

[Anonymous No.51231314]

>It's a fill the gap and bounce day
Also threads are moving slow

[Anonymous No.51231320]

PRICE CAPS
I DON'T KNOW WHY
DOESN'T LOWER THE PRICE NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY

[Anonymous No.51231321]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.51231322]

you're not white if you seriously invest in this market

[Anonymous No.51231324]

>Upward price inflection right above my limit buy

[Anonymous No.51231325]

Time to distribute

[Anonymous No.51231326]

>>51231284
2022 has a higher std deviation than 2008 in weekly swings up until today

It always happens in September

2022 is has black year potential

[Anonymous No.51231334]

Ate some curry last night, and I just took a massive shit this morning. Never felt better

[Anonymous No.51231340]

so a good tactic to swing is just hold a like retard. t. two turn around's this week with this tactic

[Anonymous No.51231351]

not selling but pretty sure this is gonna suck

[Anonymous No.51231356]

This market is fake
This market is gay
I'm gonna start drinking
During the day

[Anonymous No.51231362]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51231368]

DANK BRANDON NOT LIKE THIS
GROW AMERICA AGAIN

[Anonymous No.51231381]

ABANDON YOUR POSITIONS! SELL, SELL FOR YOUR LIVES

[Anonymous No.51231384]

my fellow americans

[Anonymous No.51231400]

Wtf UUUU and UEC still dumping?

[Anonymous No.51231406]

>>51231368
what the fuck is that faggots problem?

[Anonymous No.51231409]

Uh.. Bobros..

[Anonymous No.51231413]

Whats better with this bear market
Hold CASH or buy JEPI downward with a DRIP dividend?

[Anonymous No.51231424]

>He opened more shorts

[Anonymous No.51231423]

Phew, that was just another b*ar trap. We're still winning

[Anonymous No.51231429]

CLOSE THE FUCKING GAP AAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51231431]

When I say "thank you" you say "biden"!
>thank you

[Anonymous No.51231430]

>61 people killed in Ethiopia
Is this normal?
>>51231400
Lmao you didnt buy the pump, did you?
>>51231409
theyve kys'd themselves. Just bulls now, lad.

[Anonymous No.51231432]

It's like the market *tries* to be as shitty and fake and unusable as possible, I swear.
It's like financial institutions are *losing money* to make sure we get assraped into digging holes.

[Anonymous No.51231448]

>>51231432

[Anonymous No.51231449]

meanwhile back in the real world:

unironically stellar job numbers in the USA.
employment just a tick off record all time highs.
Americans can not afford not to be employed any longer.
only for the length of one month there have ever been more employed people in the USA than last month.

FED will keep raising rated unabated.

>inb4 the usual hurr durr labor forz precipitation measurement

[Anonymous No.51231455]

AEVA To Showcase 4D LiDAR Technology At ADAS & Autonomous Vehicle Technology Expo 2022

[Anonymous No.51231461]

-monkepox cases among school aged kids, elementary through college, in several states
-first monkepox death in the US
-TPOXX being used to treat several hospitalized infants in the US
-new lineage detected in South America
Let the SIGA bull run resume

[Anonymous No.51231463]

>>51231269

[Anonymous No.51231478]

this is a mere short covering rally due to burgers taking yet ANOTHER monday off
expect new shorts poopooing the markets on tuesday

[Anonymous No.51231481]

>>51231448
How can things be any worse than banks spoofing a fake financial system -- at a loss to themselves -- just to make sure I'm compelled to live in slavery?

[Anonymous No.51231482]

Ya... we I thinking we're back

[Anonymous No.51231483]

MOOOOOOOOOOO
MOOOOOOOOOOO
EVERYONE WITH ME
MOOOOOOOOOOO
LET'S GET THIS DANG MARKET BACK TO ATH
MOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.51231484]

[Anonymous No.51231485]

>>51231463
based pepe assassin.

[Anonymous No.51231499]

>shitfolio green after week long turbo bleeding
>abysmal volume
So monday will be crimson red right

[daily inflation nowcasting No.51231503]

daily inflation nowcasting

[Anonymous No.51231508]

>BOBO

[Anonymous No.51231521]

>>51231413
All you have to do is buy MDB, fren.
When they present at the Citi 2022 global tech conference they will pump hard.
Citi loves that stock, and it will be a dog and pony show just to pump the price.
It's on Sept 8th.

[Anonymous No.51231524]

>>51231499
>monday

[Anonymous No.51231546]

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/x3q5k3/the_whales_of_the_world_ceos_of/

Thoughts on this?

[Anonymous No.51231547]

>they just sit around all day shilling the market
>shilling for the upside
>trying to sell us on volatility plays that will get us assraped
>it's literally their job to just sit around and do that while they pretend to be our friends

[Anonymous No.51231551]

>>51231484
I noticed that a lot of boboniggers post images of terrible quality upscaled 5x for no reason and JPEG'd 50 times. almost as if they are low IQ phoneniggers. feels good not being in the brainlet camp

[Anonymous No.51231553]

how deep does your IQ need to be in the dumpster to be buying the 400 retest in september with QT doubling, the dollar at 20+ year highs, and with no pivot confirmed? Seriously, why would you legitimately be buying or bullish at this juncture? Do you think the odds of success are as simple as a coin toss?

[Anonymous No.51231555]

>>51231524
nevermind I'm an extreme retard who can't look up a calendar

[Anonymous No.51231559]

>BBBY retards were hyping up reg sho T+13 causing "forced buying"
>BBBY was removed from reg sho on T+12
it'd be funnier if it weren't so sad

i wonder how they'll shift the goalpost this time

[Anonymous No.51231560]

I'm in

[Anonymous No.51231577]

>>51231482
I don't know why people keep falling for oil FUDs

[Anonymous No.51231589]

>>51231559
The best investing advice my grandfather ever gave me was that everytime someone says something is "guaranteed" fucking run. Every buggle and collapse was from something that supposedly couldn't fail

[Anonymous No.51231594]

>>51231553
Because you work for the PPT or one of its partner banks and your goal is to make the market move like a shitcoin and punish peasants for daring to think they can ever retire.

[Anonymous No.51231614]

UHH Russell bros what's happening?!?

[Anonymous No.51231618]

I'M MAKING MONEY STUPID BOBOS YEAAAAHHHH

[Anonymous No.51231619]

>>51231449
>unironically stellar job numbers in the USA.
Gamed numbers you mean
>employment just a tick off record all time highs.
Probably true to some extent, as people will have to get several shitty jobs to continue existing in the crony capitalist hellscape known as the USA

>Americans can not afford not to be employed any longer.
This is a good thing ? Seems to me people dont have money in the bank. Which we already know they dont.

>FED will keep raising rated unabated.
If they actually wanted to fight inflation, dont you think the rate would be HIGHER than the actual inflation ? And lets be clear, inflation is not even close to 9% or 8% or whatever fake number they are saying. The CPI isnt even accurate anymore compared to decades ago when it was accurate. The real number is somewhere around 20% and has been for a long while.

Raising rates to this point would destroy the economy, it would pop this bubble and people would be forced to live in reality in a matter of hours. Bank runs and the rest... Wont happen.
Inflation is here to stay, only tards like yourself remain optimistic in light of this news, I assume you also dont believe in the 80 year definition of a recession ? (Two consecutive quarters of negative growth) - na biden says its cancelled, so no recession right?

Damn, some people are really living in a world of make believe...
Im still making money in the market though. It hasnt imploded yet.

[Anonymous No.51231621]

It's really kind of amazing how every single fucking time I buy, the market immediately dumps to my stop.

[Anonymous No.51231632]

Why the fuck is circumcisim legal, it blows my mind

[Anonymous No.51231648]

>>51231618
You continue to be such a massive, unfunny, vindictive faggot that it makes you readily recognizable. It is not normal to so sincerely be such a fucking shithead, just FYI.

Maybe that's the confusion: FYI usually when people are being fucking faggots, it's like a joke, like "haha wouldn't I be such a piece of shit if I were this huge of a fucking faggot?" It's not that they just think it's funny to actually be a fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.51231651]

SQQQQQQQQQQQQ WHY? WHY DO YOU KEEP PLAYING WITH MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

QUIT PLAYING GAMES WITH MY HEART. WITH MY HEART. WITH MY HEART

[Anonymous No.51231652]

>>51231551
seethe

[Anonymous No.51231665]

>>51231652
I'm not the one losing money, baby bear.

[Anonymous No.51231667]

BOBO ARE YOU OKAY

[Anonymous No.51231671]

>>51231652
How about we just never post any of this completely obnoxious reddit shit ever again?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51231676]

I've lost like 50 grand in the past 5 trading hours. Fuck this shit!

[Anonymous No.51231679]

>GME, AMC, and BBBY people all hate the others and insist their religion is the only true one
Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.51231686]

>>51231551
shhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.51231691]

SERIOUSLY JUST LOOK AT THIS SHIT
THEY ARE LITERALLY JUST HERE TO DO PR
THEY ARE LITERALLY JUST SMMS TRYING TO FUCK WITH STOCK MARKET SENTIMENT ON BEHALF OF THE FED

[Anonymous No.51231692]

>>51231648

RIP your shorts stupid bobo nigger
why are you so stupid

[Anonymous No.51231697]

>>51231619
>>Americans can not afford not to be employed any longer.
>This is a good thing ? Seems to me people dont have money in the bank. Which we already know they dont.

Cont. 47% in picrel during 2020. I recall reading 53% in 2022, maybe you can find it if you care to search for it... Point is.
(regular) Americans are fucking broke. Done for. Nothing personal, just the way it is.

>inb4 muhh credit card debt isnt an indicator of being poor
Yeah it is. People are maxxing out credit cards to survive.

[Anonymous No.51231699]

NOOO STOP BUYING. DON'T YOU KNOW THE FED IS GOING TO HOLD RATES ABOVE 4% FOR ALL OF 2023? JEROME SAID THERE WOULD BE PAIN. STOP BUYING THIS INSTANT.

[Anonymous No.51231700]

>>51231589
I still trade it purely for fun, but the pure copium overdose is very funny.

I think both the BBBY bears and bulls are retarded for entirely different reason.

[Anonymous No.51231710]

IT'S ALSO REALLY WORTH NOTING THAT THE FAGGOTRY AND GLOATING WE GET FROM BEARS ON RED DAYS IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE FRENZY OF VINDICTIVE SHITPOSTING WE GET FROM GLOWFAGGOTS ON GREEN DAYS

[Anonymous No.51231718]

PIVOT CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.51231742]

>>51231632
Because civilized men don't want cocks that look like earth worms.

[Anonymous No.51231746]

THANK GOD YOU ALL JUST STFU AND STOPPED POSTING FUCKING ADVICE ANIMALS FOR EVEN THIRTY FUCKING SECONDS

[Anonymous No.51231751]

>>51231430
Yes, I bought the pump. I do believe in uranium going higher, but this much volatility is quite sickening... Long term uranium contracts, I believe, are in the making. Hope my Copium tank will last these weeks.

[Anonymous No.51231759]

2 moar weeks

[Anonymous No.51231764]

>>51231751
There was something I wanted to ask you but I forgot what it was
Just thought you should know

[Anonymous No.51231768]

>>51231676
we told you yesterday to take profits
now walk us through ur decision making to not sell
maybe we all can learn something from this

[Anonymous No.51231771]

>>51231577
>I don't know why people keep falling for oil FUDs
rigging of the underlaying asset. Have a look at WTI, USOIL or Brent and you'll see that the drops in these are correlated with the drops in the price of oil producers.

[Anonymous No.51231779]

>>51231751
Will UUUU break its all time highs?

[Anonymous No.51231783]

I sold early but I'll take it. Resistance at 400 looked kinda strong. I still have longer dated calls but didn't wanna hold 0dte anymore. Getting drunk tonight in Raleigh and doing mushrooms with two girls on Sunday. Hope some of you fags listened to me and made $. Everyone else is a faggot.

[Anonymous No.51231784]

The meltup is back. See you at 6000 SPX EOY. No recession.

[Anonymous No.51231791]

>>51231742
Civilized men want permanent nerve, hormone and brain damage?

[Anonymous No.51231798]

>obnoxious puerile commentary that adds nothing to any discussion and serves no purpose other than making this general abrasive and unusable

[Anonymous No.51231802]

Go SOXL go!

[Anonymous No.51231811]

Bros the new bull market has just been born!
Says something nice about it!
(I was going to make a webm of an actual baby bull being born from a cow's vagina... but this is a blue board, so I'll just stick to this)

[Anonymous No.51231812]

>>51231798

[Anonymous No.51231815]

HURRY UP AND INVADE TAIWAN> I am down 2k on SQQQ. come on... just do it!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51231823]

>>51231759
>Pic
Kek.

[Anonymous No.51231824]

>>51231815
TWO MORE FINAL WARNINGS and china will then issues TWO MORE FINAL WARNINGS

[Anonymous No.51231837]

The NASDAQ composite is up like 3% in a day and people don't believe in the meltup, lol. They still think there's going to be a recession, that the US economy isn't AMAZINGLY strong with robust jobs numbers, and that the SPX won't be at 6000 SPX because of some jawboning from the Fed.

[Anonymous No.51231838]

>>51231812
Yeah, exactly like that. Posts where the whole point is to not only be a vapid faggot but to be a vapid faggot *about* being a vapid faggot.

[Baggie /ongodfrfrmfbixnood No.51231851]

>>51231320

[Anonymous No.51231881]

I have the perfect strategy but it requires 2 accounts. One account holds $1 million SPY long shares. The other account holds $50k where you just consistently yolo long puts to force SPY upward since its proven that vanna slingshot is real and its impossible to win big with puts. So by buying puts and purposely losing on them, you are making the long shares profit more than you lost on the puts. What am I missing here bros?

[Anonymous No.51231882]

>>51231824
They will attack to help my bear ready porfolio. YANG TO 1k SQQQ to 1k. UVXY to 700

Please CHINA you are my only hope! HAHA!!

[Anonymous No.51231883]

Should I exit GUSH today?

[Anonymous No.51231892]

EVERYTHING YOU SELL TO ME
TAKES MY ACCOUNT ONE DOLLAR CLOSER TO THE CALL
AND IM ABOUT TO LIQUIDATE

[Anonymous No.51231900]

>>51231779
You mean 186$? It's only possible if uranium short squeeze comes... Last time it ended because japs had earthquake. 10-20$ is easily possible, but don't know if/when it comes. Winter should bring good news though. Europe is fugged t. Euroman. Maybe we will see nuclear comeback?

[Anonymous No.51231901]

[Anonymous No.51231926]

>>51231742
Imagine thinking genital mutilation is a mark of civilization. Enjoy your goycattle tag.

[Anonymous No.51231931]

>>51231815
the kpop fag always buys the top kek. how much did you lose on siga?

[Anonymous No.51231941]

>>51231931
I lost over $100k on Unrealized Gains.

[Anonymous No.51231946]

>>51231900
>You mean 186$?
Yes

[Anonymous No.51231947]

>>51231269
>There will be pain
>Economy delivers pain via high unemployment
>Markets pump thinking Jerome will inject cash to ease the pain

[Anonymous No.51231953]

>>51231751
I don't know why you thought you had permission to post my wife but on another note, I was right about SOXL. Bottom is in.

[Anonymous No.51231956]

Time to sell

[Anonymous No.51231961]

>>51231290
I didn't exit but bought $4k more in SQQQ as a hedge - VTI is now pumping and SQQQ is dumping. lmao
Still think that was a good idea. I'm going to start selling VTI once it gets above $205/share in small batches. Have $80k of it to unload.

[Anonymous No.51231967]

>>51231947
Cheers, mate. It is just some downside profit taking :)

[Anonymous No.51231971]

CRAB down all day then FED will buy index so we have a green weekend for Uncle dementia before middies

[Anonymous No.51231974]

>Russell Wilson interviewed on CNBC

Oh yeah I’m thinking we’ve got room to the downside

[Anonymous No.51231973]

>>51231802
I hear that you pump it.
SOXL, that is.

[Anonymous No.51231984]

How high do we go before we start dumping again?

[Anonymous No.51231986]

I cannot take buy anymore
I'm selling everything I've bought before
All these indicators they make no sense
I find bliss in candlesticks
Less I buy the less you'll sell
But you'll find that out anyway
Just like before
Everything you sell to me
Takes me one dollar closer to the call
And I'm about to liquidate
I need a little room to breathe
'Cause I'm one dollar closer to the call
And I'm about to liquidate
I find the indicators aren't so clear
Wish I could find a way to get rich
All these indicators they make no sense
I find bliss in candlesticks
Nothing seems to go profitable
Over and over again
Just like before
Everything you sell to me
Takes me one dollar closer to the call
And I'm about to liquidate
I need a little room to breathe
'Cause I'm one dollar closer to the call
And I'm about to liquidate
Everything you sell to me
Takes me one dollar closer to the call
And I'm about to liquidate
I need a little room to breathe
'Cause I'm one dollar closer to the call
And I'm about to, liquidate
Line up when I'm selling to you
Line up, line up, line up
Line up when I'm selling to you
Line up, line up, line up
Line up, I'm about to liquidate!
Everything you sell to me
Takes me one dollar closer to the call
And I'm about to liquidate
I need a little room to breathe
'Cause I'm one dollar closer to the call
And I'm about to liquidate
Everything you sell to me
Takes me one dollar closer to the call
And I'm about to liquidate
I need a little room to breathe
'Cause I'm one dollar closer to the call
And I'm about to, liquidate

[Anonymous No.51231990]

>>51231883
Opec meeting next week. High volatility incoming regardless how you feel about oil

[Anonymous No.51231997]

>>51231984
We have already topped today

[Anonymous No.51232000]

Bulls were never taught properly

[Anonymous No.51232007]

>>51231900
I need to add that, I believe that it was Cameco's CEO who said 100$ uranium would be happening, which would easily 2-10X many uranium stocks. Not that it should be taken as a fact, but it's quite nice to hear from major CEO.

[Anonymous No.51232011]

What's the deal with natural gas? Prices are down today, and there's a bunch of articles about how natural gas storage is up. They're acting like the coming European winter energy crisis has been averted. Is it true? Or leftist Euro cope?

[Anonymous No.51232019]

>>51231811
>tap tap
>"you're going the wrong way mumu"

[Anonymous No.51232025]

bought an nvidia put again :3

[Anonymous No.51232033]

>>51231759
these pics are art

[Anonymous No.51232048]

>China
>actually printing money right now
>HSI: -2.5%
>EU/US
>doing QT
>DAX: +3.15%, S&P: +1.25%
can (((they))) do it even more obvious?

[Anonymous No.51232054]

MDB is climbing on high volume.
This is looking really good.

[Anonymous No.51232059]

>>51232048
>Can it be any more obvious

[Anonymous No.51232058]

we crab rangooning down to take theta from put holders?

[Anonymous No.51232067]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.51232068]

>>51232059
oh my, good day for you
thank you sir

[Anonymous No.51232071]

>>51232033
/qa/ redemption arc

[Anonymous No.51232074]

uh oh

[Anonymous No.51232075]

>>51231946
Well, if uranium becomes "trendy" again. I personally see it as milestone towards clean energy. Fossilfuels are destined to lose, but solar and wind are quite problematic too. Nuclear energy could be temporary solution or even final depending how technology improves enough. There's still lot of problems with nuclear, but it's quite good. Winter will definitely be interesting time.

[Anonymous No.51232078]

>>51232025
already up 1.5% on it
who's winning now mumu??

[Anonymous No.51232085]

>>51231619
>Bank runs and the rest
I unironically stopped reading right there.
FED will keep raising rates in slow increments until something breaks.

[Anonymous No.51232086]

Shit-covered colon cancer tumors scraped from the inside of a faggot's anus are more valuable than AMD stock. AMD is the biggest shitcoin in existence. It should genuinely be de-listed from the NASDAQ. It is an absolute joke. It is the shittiest, most volatile, most nonsensical financial security to ever exist in human history. Fuck AMD. I hope Lisa Su gets aids.

[Anonymous No.51232088]

>>51232075
*If technology improves enough

[Anonymous No.51232089]

>>51232000
the internet is a funny place

[Anonymous No.51232090]

>>51232059
>tfw no Avril gf

[Anonymous No.51232104]

>>51231632
You know why

[Anonymous No.51232114]

>>51232011
I think there is a lot of euro cope because the situation will depend on unpredictable weather. We won’t really know until it is too late. At least the UK is trying to be transparent that things will get ugly.

[Anonymous No.51232119]

>>51231284
>>51231284
>>51231284
>>51231284
>>51231284
>>51231284
>>51231284

[Anonymous No.51232135]

WTF WTF?
Don't fuck with me today bobo, I'm in no mood.

[Anonymous No.51232150]

When do I buy SOXL sirs

[Anonymous No.51232158]

>>51232025
And I bought to close NVDA today. Thank you friend!

[Anonymous No.51232161]

>>51232135
use a tripcode like the nigger of black so I can finally filter you fathands

[Anonymous No.51232175]

>>51232158
>buying on a green day in the greatest depression

[Anonymous No.51232177]

>>51232119
if it happens within 1 week, the dip buyers will eat it all up within no time
instead there has to be a prolonged downward trend for years for people to capitulate

[Anonymous No.51232202]

>that rip because job reports
Bull trap or legit reversal?

[Anonymous No.51232211]

>>51232135
Get fucked fatty

[Anonymous No.51232221]

>>51232161
Never.

[Anonymous No.51232222]

>I’m not the only smarty pants here right?
>you do buy low and sell high
>RIGHT?!

[Anonymous No.51232238]

>>51232222
Too soon junior

[Anonymous No.51232239]

What the fuck is this market even

[Anonymous No.51232251]

>>51232222
nice digits

[Anonymous No.51232255]

>>51232177
wrong. -30% will occur in a flash crash style event leading to the slow bleed to -50%. Read the writing on the wall.

[Anonymous No.51232262]

>>51232239
>he didn't watch
>he didn't learn

[Anonymous No.51232269]

SOXL is pumping today because I almost bought yesterday but didn't. you're welcome everybody

[Anonymous No.51232284]

[Anonymous No.51232287]

>>51232262
Watch and learn what? This is clown market. I see no patterns here.

[Anonymous No.51232294]

>SIGA rebounding to $15

[Anonymous No.51232298]

>>51232269
Wrong SOXL pumping today because I bought yesterday. I gave everyone a heads up as well

[Anonymous No.51232311]

>>51232287
The pattern is "make the market untradable and assrape retail back into wageslavery. Lose money to do it if we have to." That's the pattern.

[Anonymous No.51232318]

hmm seems like my ride has run out of gas, enjoy the day mumu, the suffering will continue on tuesday

[Anonymous No.51232319]

[Anonymous No.51232323]

>>51232298
No you didn’t. I did. I legit posted when I bought yesterday. You never post your positions. Fucking methhead

[Anonymous No.51232327]

still negative on SOXL but 30 by EOY trust me.

[Anonymous No.51232350]

How much cash do you guys keep in checking account(s)? What about savings account(s)?

[Anonymous No.51232356]

Not too shabby for something I bought yesterday. Yes, I know the screenshot rule. I'm closing it out now

[Anonymous No.51232363]

>>51232350
10-15k in checking in case i need something, the rest of the money i want to keep in cash sits in short terms treasuries

[Anonymous No.51232365]

>>51232350
I keep the money I use to pay Amex in chequing. Rest that is not in stocks and retirement to my tfsa

[Anonymous No.51232366]

>>51232350
Why? Making a list to help a bunch of unaccountable aristocrats heckle common people just trying to live their fucking lives?

[Anonymous No.51232369]

SPY is back where it belongs, above $400

[Anonymous No.51232383]

>>51232366
No, I'm wondering if $12k in checking, $20k in savings 1, and $50k in savings 2 is too much

[Anonymous No.51232384]

>>51232350
My checking account is on Interest free overdraft.

My trading account is at 60k

[Anonymous No.51232385]

>>51232090
she has faggot pox all over her tits.

[Anonymous No.51232387]

>>51232350
1k cash buffer in checking
3months salary in savings.

rest is for trading

[Anonymous No.51232390]

>>51232369
But for how long?

[Anonymous No.51232393]

the Pump coming in September will be so violent your children's children will feel it in their bones

[Anonymous No.51232400]

>>51232383
Oh I get it, you're rich now and needed to tell someone.

[Anonymous No.51232402]

>>51232383
that's not too much in savings as long as you have at least $350k in the market

[Anonymous No.51232404]

>>51232323
I literally posted my position yesterday. 340 shares. I post all my positions but you never see them because you are a filthy casual normalfag that doesn't spend enough time here.
>>51232350
I usually keep about $3k in my checking account.

[Anonymous No.51232411]

>>51232404
Then post it faggot.

[Anonymous No.51232421]

>>51232411
Apologize chud.

[Baggie /ongodfrfrmfbixnood No.51232434]

>>51232086
>I hope Lisa Su gets aids.
wow rude!

[Anonymous No.51232436]

>>51232393
I want her to feel my bone(r), if you know whatta mean ha ha ha ha

[Anonymous No.51232438]

based

[Anonymous No.51232439]

Please be scared.
https://www.gmo.com/americas/research-library/entering-the-superbubbles-final-act/

[Anonymous No.51232442]

Where you at BLUE shill? I closed out my shares yesterday for a nice profit at $6.18, so of course it poooomps even more from there. You're welcome

[Anonymous No.51232445]

>>51232369
If it breaks 420...

[Anonymous No.51232451]

when should I short the all world index with 100x leverage?

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.51232462]

>>51232434
I bet you hope Lisa Su gives you aids, you bug loving, jerk dick, son of a bitch.

[Anonymous No.51232479]

At least one thing that's going on is democrats don't understand the significance of phase, so they're actually setting themselves up to get assraped at midterms when this ridiculous fake market ceases to be tenable to anyone anywhere in any way.
And then maybe we can have a real economy again, run by non-socialists, where economic success is based on how good your business is and not based on how much IC dick you sucked!

[Anonymous No.51232493]

>>51232319
>CNN
Very trustworthy thank you sirs I'm redeeming the shares now sirs

[Anonymous No.51232495]

nice to finally have a fucking green day. please dont tank

[Anonymous No.51232497]

>>51232445
That's what everyone said last time. If it breaks $420, it's going straight to $450. Well, obviously that didn't quite turn out as expected

[Anonymous No.51232509]

>>51232442
All you had to do was buy.

[Anonymous No.51232516]

>>51232421
My apologies. I’m still better at investing, though you have more capital

[Anonymous No.51232527]

>>51232497
Yeah or like when the fed chair referenced volcker during a period of spiraling inflation while we're having an energy and supply chain crisis, but then the market pumped because our faggot president gave a speech about how it's illegal to be a Republican now.

[Anonymous No.51232543]

>>51232509
Well I've swung it a few times now for descent profis so I can't compain

[Anonymous No.51232549]

>>51232439

[Anonymous No.51232550]

are these mumus copeposting in the hopes of closing their positions neutrally or are they actually doubling down on this dead feline??

[Anonymous No.51232561]

>>51232516
Apology accepted. Although I have to tell you I'm going to have to call my rabbi and destroy your portfolio on Tuesday for this betrayal. You'll be back in your feet by Wednesday.

[Anonymous No.51232564]

whats that cheesy smell

[Anonymous No.51232574]

>>51232550
Look I'm short too, but can we just not? This thread is just total fucking dogshit because of all this (not in any way novel or cute) shittalking where we just post a photo a cartoon bull, and then we post a photo of a cartoon bear, and everyone just posts "how much money did you lose" whenever anyone tries to otherwise comment on the market in any way.

[Anonymous No.51232589]

>>51232509
>>51232442
BLUE is about to poooomp and all the melanated haters are going to apologize
btw you could have been trading CCXI for a pretty nice profit.
>red buy
>green sell
its going to 52 for the buyout

>>51232543
based. look for another entry. 15 is floor.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.51232605]

green September coming. badya dancing in september!

[Anonymous No.51232607]

>>51232574
i agree, your 18 other posts complaining are what i come here for

[Anonymous No.51232617]

>>51232086
LOL. It will be at 120 by the end of the year.

[Anonymous No.51232626]

Flag forming on SPY. We are soon to expect a fat neon ____ candle.

[Anonymous No.51232631]

>>51232607
If you don't want people complaining, try not conspicuously being the most complaint-worthy faggots on the entire site.

[Anonymous No.51232640]

>>51232574
no the thread is dogshit because more than half the people are gone because they are crypto plebbit users and lost tens of thousands of dollars over the past few days and became an hero.

[Anonymous No.51232644]

>>51232574
That's top tier /smg/. Always has been

[Anonymous No.51232649]

>>51232640
I'm really quite positive it's because of all the glowfaggots who literally can't comprehend the difference between sadism and humor.

[Anonymous No.51232666]

>>51232574
How much did you lose?

[Anonymous No.51232680]

>>51232644
That's the old version where Bobo is smiling

[Anonymous No.51232684]

>>51232574
show me on this atomically correct frog where JPow touched you.

[Anonymous No.51232688]

>>51232666
Stop stealing his money bobo satan

[Anonymous No.51232693]

>fomo into SIGA at 22.99

At least I didn't buy the top r-right?

[Anonymous No.51232694]

>>51232666
This would have been considered at least kind of funny, like 20 years ago

[Anonymous No.51232701]

>>51232644
>lawd of dem rangz webm

[Anonymous No.51232706]

>>51232549
Now is the time to cautiously build long term positions. Catalysts in September all see positive. I'm gonna nibble every red day and I'm hedged with biopharm and oil puts if the world ends anyways

[Anonymous No.51232710]

>>51232666
>>51232684
>>51232688
See?
See how everyone is just a FAGGOT?
It's the height of humor for them, just being the hugest FAGGOT possible. That's the whole joke too.

[Anonymous No.51232711]

>>51232574
Have you tried making money?

[Anonymous No.51232712]

>>51232680
Saved

[Anonymous No.51232721]

I'm thinking of changing my fursona but I don't know if I should go with bull or bear. Which one should I pick? For reference the color scheme is going to be a gradient from fuschia to khaki, and my fetish is unbirthing.

[Anonymous No.51232723]

>>51232649
soundin a lil salty today kind stranger, did sir perhaps put a few buckaroos into the old bbby? don't think ive ever heard a non cryptoplebit user bitch so much, accuse people of being plebbit users, and use words like "puerile" to describe pseudo frog posters.

[Anonymous No.51232726]

>>51232711
Yeah, actually I've made a lot of money. Have you tried not being a FAGGOT?

[Anonymous No.51232729]

>>51232574

[Anonymous No.51232733]

Heyo, my blue calls doing a little something. Is this shit really going to 15$? I'm on my last 20k and really need a triple

[Anonymous No.51232731]

Biden mumbling that niggas finna get access to dat AI knowledge n shiet. Never even gonna have to leave the crib. Niggas bout to automate the dope game.

[Anonymous No.51232742]

>>51232710
Hey loser i was giving you an investment tip for AEM. Go take your non-gate class having ass out of here.

Here is my new investment advice- PicRel- there is literally no way this could go tits up.

[Anonymous No.51232749]

I bought some UVIX.
I'm keeping it in the closet.

[Anonymous No.51232751]

and wallah wallah just like that the s&p 500 will vault to ~4060pts

[Anonymous No.51232754]

>>51232723
Well that's probably because anyone who isn't a glowfaggot or a boring shithead tends to bounce off this thread like birds off a window, but I was born with that gene where if a bunch of people try to get rid of me, I'll pretty much die on the spot spitting in their faces instead.

[Anonymous No.51232759]

So why are we green?
The economy is still doomed,why would be green still?
We're getting another 75bps in a couple weeks and the upcoming cpi isnt gonna be that good

[Anonymous No.51232761]

>>51232726
>Yeah, actually I've made a lot of money. Have you tried not being a FAGGOT?
>the agonizing screams of blood red p&l

[Anonymous No.51232766]

>>51232759
Because Biden gave a speech and glowfaggots need ways to pretend it wasn't retarded.

[Anonymous No.51232771]

>>51232754

[Anonymous No.51232778]

>>51232759
Midterms are coming up. They will pump the market all the way to November.

[Anonymous No.51232780]

>>51231324
All these years later this image is still hilarious

[Anonymous No.51232781]

>HEDGE AGAINST INFL-ACK! ACK! ACK!

[Anonymous No.51232783]

>VIX -8%
>SPY already up 1.5% 2 hours into trading
This is what’s called a Vanna rally. I’m closing my SPY short put spread here. Next week I’m sure we eat shit

[Anonymous No.51232784]

>>51232761
Despite all of your wishful thinking to the contrary, you fucking faggot, I'm actually doing just fine financially. You're really going to need a new angle if you want to roast me without just being a retard, I promise.

[Anonymous No.51232788]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.51232795]

>>51232784
uh huh

[Anonymous No.51232802]

What's wrong with yt people?

[Anonymous No.51232805]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.51232809]

FUCK MAGA PIPO

[Anonymous No.51232811]

Hahaha

[Anonymous No.51232824]

Is that faggot baggot here. A.k.a baggie

[Anonymous No.51232823]

>>51232783
Why close the spread if next week we eat shit?

[Anonymous No.51232837]

>>51232809
clean up your drool, biden

[Anonymous No.51232840]

>>51232823
It's all explicable on the general grounds that financial institutions are now *spending* money to manipulate the market for political reasons.

[Anonymous No.51232842]

You are not prepared

[Anonymous No.51232843]

>>51232766
Irrelevant.
There is always a small pump after a dump.

[Anonymous No.51232848]

>>51232824
Heard he went to Korea and ran across the demilitarized zone while ripping up his passport.

[Anonymous No.51232852]

>>51232781
>bought gold in 2019
>barely kept up with anything
yaaaaa...

[Anonymous No.51232853]

S&P more like poop and pee.

[Anonymous No.51232863]

>>51232843
We had one day of trending in the direction that the market obviously needs to fucking trend if it's ever going to be tenable again; that's not a dump.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.51232865]

>>51232824
He probably killed himself after he found out his whore of a girl friend isn't coming back.

[Anonymous No.51232867]

JUST FUCKING DUMP ALREADY I NEED THIS

[Anonymous No.51232869]

>>51232823
Buy the top sell the bottom. It's the /smg/ way. We crab 400 till 9/12 then inflation will be down a bit and we pump. I've been a bear for the last month but I pivoted the last couple days to bull because I'm not retarded

[Anonymous No.51232881]

yep, that was the bottom
we already priced in rate hikes 100 times
time to go up now

yes I bought some SOXL how could you tell

[Anonymous No.51232886]

>>51232754
you remind me of the white trash cashier girl at the wendys with the triple neon clown coloring 6$ cvs hair dye who tells me that just how it is how she was grown she keep it real she cant help it just being honest yo ,after berating an old lady whos order she messed up.

no one asked you who you are or what you are like anon :)

[Anonymous No.51232893]

That'll be $129.99 a year. Plus tip.

[Anonymous No.51232897]

>>51232869
>because I'm not retarded
And yet a mere six minutes ago your faggot ass wouldn't be posting like this.

[Anonymous No.51232898]

>>51232802
White women unfortunately are a lost cause. We need to find a way to reproduce without women so we can continue the white race and then exterminate all of them.

[Anonymous No.51232899]

>>51232881
B-B-B-Based

[Anonymous No.51232908]

>>51232865
>3rd person
M8, you couldnt be more cringe. Replying to a post YOU made, asking about YOU.
wow.

[Anonymous No.51232911]

>>51232869
What's on 9/12? CPI report or something?
t. retard

[Anonymous No.51232913]

>>51232893
Wh*toids pay for this lmao

[Anonymous No.51232915]

>>51232899

[Anonymous No.51232922]

>>51232886
You commented at length on what I'm like so I responded, you retarded faggot. Did you forget or something?

[Anonymous No.51232934]

Is the market going to switch from the 'pivot' narrative to the 'soft landing' narrative? S&P back to 430 by the end of September?

[Anonymous No.51232946]

>>51232881
>priced in
Ah yes how many months have you faggots been saying this one?

[Anonymous No.51232950]

>>51232886
You're like a retarded faggot btw.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.51232954]

>>51232908
wtf are you talking about. I'm The Quasar, and The Quasar was just telling that anon how it is nigga.

[Anonymous No.51232956]

I was up about 25k on my SQQQ position until that fake adn gay pump yesterday. I barely made it out green by like 3k. But it was completely worrth it because I got to watch baggie lose his nuts.
Anyways, nothing but BLUE skies from here for this anon. God bless Jim Brandon and fuck those maga chuds.

[Anonymous No.51232960]

>>51231768
this. you were told to take profits and you didn't.

[Anonymous No.51232961]

>>51232950
31 posts by this ID

[Anonymous No.51232965]

>>51232863
You're retarded.

[Anonymous No.51232969]

>>51232898
I will never fucking understand how white women find dogs sexually attractive
how can white women even be considered human

[Anonymous No.51232972]

>>51232956
wtf is blue? i only know red

[Anonymous No.51232976]

>>51232922
>"you don't know nothing about me or bout my life so you best shut the fuck up"

just how much did you lose anonette, you can tell us, we'll be nice

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.51232979]

>>51232965
How much did you lose nigga?

[Anonymous No.51232980]

Posts by this ID more like poops by this eye pee.

[Anonymous No.51232984]

>>51232961
Oh sorry, did I interrupt something? Am I interfering somehow?

[Anonymous No.51232986]

>>51232980
BRRRRAAAPPP

[Anonymous No.51232987]

i am once again asking the skitz to adopt a tripcode so i can filter him

[Anonymous No.51232997]

>>51232987
Whenever glowies start using tripcodes, I will too.

[Anonymous No.51232999]

Amazon closing whatehouses. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.51233001]

you fucks complain about people only posting about companies when they're pumping and not when they're dumping

buy BBW

[Anonymous No.51233007]

>>51232969
thats only for low class white women
high class white women find horses sexually attractive

[Anonymous No.51233009]

New

>>51233004
>>51233004

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.51233015]

>>51232984
can't you see we're trying to post cartoons and ask each other how much we lost? btw how much did you lose?

[Anonymous No.51233030]

>>51232823
I’m selling puts anon

[Anonymous No.51233057]

>>51232969
but for real, they are attracted to the idea of a protector that simps for them
the simp has to be strong and scary to the outside, but be totally under the control of the women
dogs fit this perfectly

[Anonymous No.51233060]

>Some assblasted schizo comes to /smg/
>Does nothing but complain and whine, says to radically change the thread to his liking
>Will leave in a week

[Anonymous No.51233082]

>>51233057
the average medium to large dog can be easily strangled to death by a man with their bare hands
if women wanted attractive men to simp maybe they should stop actively exploiting and deriding men who simp tbqh

[Jealous No.51233107]

[Anonymous No.51233142]

>>51232979
I'm not a nigger.

[Anonymous No.51233350]

>>51232984
sorry, replied to the wrong post kek

[Anonymous No.51233507]

>>51231320
Dangerously underrated post.

[Anonymous No.51233911]

>>51233082
The problem is that simps aren't strong and scary.

[Anonymous No.51233938]

>>51233911
neither are dogs unless you're a woman
in which case the average man is just as strong and scary
so ????

[Anonymous No.51234003]

>>51233938
Women cannot raise dogs, cats or children.

But my point is that a chubby guy who talks with a lisp and openly wears anime shirts and doesn't shower who gives vtubers free money isn't the kind of guy who they're looking for.

[Anonymous No.51234309]

L o o k , t h e m a r k e t s a r e s t a r t i n g t o p r i c e i n t h e C P I .

[Anonymous No.51235682]

>Summer has come and passed, the innocent can never last.