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ITS SEXY ASS LITTLE CHILDREN TIEM!!!!

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Remember when we were allowed to post anime babes with little to no clothing?

>> No.51225093

If they price cap Russian oil that's bullish af no?

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>>51225093
For oil, yes lol. If the EU puts a price cap (no matter what the actual price of it is), Russia says they'll just not sell them any. Less supply, same demand, higher price.

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>>51225079
niggers

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god dammit

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I hope you find Jesus

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cmon scoops, I need more sandy cheeks porn

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>real Euro hours commence

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>>51225138
Meh, at least it's not bbc spam.

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>>51225183
there we go, excellent

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Not gonna buy nothing else rest of the year. Just let my cash pile up. Just gonna kick back a bit and let things do what it will.

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>>51225183
The absolute state of this familiar looking nigger.

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Wtf is going on in this thread

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You motherfuckers have some weird tastes.

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Bejitabro btw

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/leanhogs/ bros... the tables have turned.

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Party city Chad's.

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>>51225306
>shitted edit
You became unabsed and instead cringe at this moment.

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>>51225306
You've gone too far this time.

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>>51225332
>Holy shit, a whole -0.2%, bros!
Why the fuck did I even bother to check? This is literally just a meme like the market open WTFWT posters at this point, but for hours on end every fucking evening

>>51225315
DURGESH, YOU BHENCHOD. YOU BRING GREAT SHAME AND HUMILIATION TO YOUR FAMILY, YOU SON OF BASTERD BICH.
PLEAS DO NEEDFUL AND FIND NEXT BENNY STONK TO SPAM ON RDDIT, THN COPY ME ON THE SAME
THIS ONE TOO LESS. ALREADY OLDDD. DO THIS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

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>>51225374
At least there’s no poop in the pictures like there is on /b/

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>>51225404
Looks like scat to me m8

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How do I profit from this?

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>>51225055
ngl, you smg niggas real fuckin weird, nocap nocap on god

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so. we're doing the spamming thing again huh.

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>>51225420
dude, what is wrong with you?

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>>51225440
This happens often?

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sorry had the wrong folder on autospam
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>>51225223
stonks

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>>51225055
How is it that I always time the SOXL market perfectly? Is it destiny that I am so much better than all of you? I think so

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>>51225441
Go back to r*ddit

>>51225293
Go back to your shitcoin thread, durgesh

>>51225447
>newfag detected

>>51225418
it’s hard to find much of this stuff without any shitted fetish crap

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>>51225447
New here? Don't worry, they do it For Free.

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This man is the reason I am involuntarily celibate...

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The American Medical Association is hosting an event on September 13, "What physicians need to know about tecovirimat (TPOXX) for treatment of monkepox".
This, along with picrel (kids hospitalized with monkepox are being treated with TPOXX) seem like a catalyst for another SIGA bull run in about 2 weeks

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>>51225504
SAME!!

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>>51225489
Nah, that anon is definitely a spic from the DBS thread on /a/.

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>>51225509
that's a pee

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>>51225489
>>51225498
Yes I'm here to learn daytrading from you guys.

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Oil is going right back to above 90, isn't it.

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>>51225483
So…rug tomorrow?

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>>51225504
based JPOW is just giving us one more shot at cheapies before we hyperinflate to the moon
you did hold back some USD to buy the dip, r-right anon??

>> No.51225571

What's going on in here?

>> No.51225581

>>51225530
You buy options, immediately sell when green, and don't look back. Never, ever, look back

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>>51225565
Yes, I bought some this month. Unfortunately next month I'll only have about $1500 to invest, but I should have more in October

>> No.51225594

so did joe biden declare civil war or what

>> No.51225612

>>51225563
Nope we pumping tomorrow. Sell at EOD though

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>>51225571
ahh y'know just the usual light-hearted stock market themed discussion haha...
>we like to have fun here

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>>51225546
Yes Inshallah..... These Jewish tricks will come to and end

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>>51225507
You fool, what if the news is bearish? They have downplayed it so far, why wouldn't that trend continue?

>> No.51225656

>>51225097
MODS

>> No.51225657

>>51225594
yeah pretty much

>> No.51225658

Buying oil tomorrow. Shill me what to buy

>> No.51225665

>>51225571
Something better than poxdicks, so I ain't snitching to no janny.

>>51225645
How much will OPEC cut? After the Saudi's comments last week and the price plunge this week they pretty much have to, right?

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>>51225657
thanks for the confirm, i'm off to shoot glowies

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>>51225665
>Something better than poxdicks, so I ain't snitching to no janny.
Same.
>How much will OPEC cut? After the Saudi's comments last week and the price plunge this week they pretty much have to, right?
Monday is the OPEC meeting.

>> No.51225702

>>51225658
I keep it simple, conservative, and 100% NRGU. But UCO's better if you want to track oil itself with no fuss.

>>51225697
Yeah, fingers crossed it's in the millions of barrels rather than thousands of barrels.

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>>51225183
ba dum dum

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>> No.51225735

>>51225658
NRGU, OXY, VDE, HEU.TO, GUSH

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>>51225055
> not cc and cash
You niggers are literally the temporarily embarrassed millionaires meme

>> No.51225749

>>51225483
i went all in SOXS at market close
Only one of us will survive

>> No.51225768
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>>51225654
>You fool, what if the news is bearish?
How could that be bearish? EMA advocating for doctors to prescribe TPOXX is very bullish for SIGA .
And that event will have a special guest,
>Adam Sherwat, MD, Deputy Director, Office of Infectious Disease at FDA’s Center for Drug Evaluation and Research

>> No.51225772
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Party city Chad's. If stocks go up, we go up. If stocks go down, we go up. Fr we bussin no cap

>> No.51225773

>>51225741
>tfw only 50k net worth and 9k in stonks
>tfw writing ccs on UUUU and CMRX and waiting for markets to shit itself

>> No.51225776

>>51225702
Honestly, them reducing output by a few hundred thousand a day(say 300k to 400k) would more than do the job.

>> No.51225785

/Smg/

>> No.51225791

>>51225785
we like to have a little fun around these here threads

>> No.51225795
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>>51225785

>> No.51225799

>>51225791
When do we start?

>> No.51225801

>>51225785
Sorry, /smg/ disbanded after Jerome Powell took all our money and everyone left. Actually the bears died of cocaine overdoses.

>> No.51225802

Can this shit market stop dragging down my uranium stocks please

>> No.51225807

>>51225768
For me its CMRX. They recently secured the BARDA contract and received Bill and Melinda Gates foundation money in 2014. Who cares if their drug causes infertility and kills your liver?

>> No.51225813
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51225813

Tic tok mumu niggers

>> No.51225814

>>51225813
>tfw da bears win da rape hikes

>> No.51225821
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>>51225785
/Sakura Miko general/

>> No.51225826

>>51225802
Great news for me. I wrote out $100 contracts on the last rally and needed the price to shit itself

>> No.51225827

i hate this general so fucking much

>> No.51225830
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51225830

>>51225814
Yea

>> No.51225844

>>51225827
Ok faggot. Its a Thursday night and your posting. What stocks are you excited about?

>> No.51225848

>>51225827
why?

>> No.51225849

>>51225097
>>51225109
>>51225124
>>51225140
>>51225160
my first day browsing /smg and holy fucking BASED

>> No.51225851
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>>51225785
what the fuck did u just say

>> No.51225863

alright /biz/, I have renewed my NEET license
sell me some cheapies and pump n dumps

>> No.51225868
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>>51225827
t. Some whiney Asian fuck who lives in SEA where baggot got his gookfu from

>> No.51225876

>>51225863
PRTY is the only play worth mentioning here. Literal trannies are buying soxl right now

>> No.51225882

>>51225849
Shut your probably the dick poster Who posts CP as well as dick pics.... fuck off pajeet

>> No.51225887

Well I got laid off, my portfolio is fucked, and I'm running out of adderall. Bros, I don't wanna move in with Rocker...

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>>51225827

>> No.51225895

>>51225581
What about when they turn red instead of green?

>> No.51225898

>>51225887
fake

>> No.51225902

>>51225887
impostor

>> No.51225903
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51225903

You have that backwards.

>> No.51225904

>>51225887
lol, lmao even

>> No.51225917

>>51225887
Not scoops.... you faggots really are worse being imposter trip fags

>> No.51225922

>>51225887
It's time for the /smg/ company

>> No.51225923
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>>51225802
It's the uranium etfs dragging down the markets.

>> No.51225930

havent traded in a while

can someone redpill me on current market sentiment?

>> No.51225939

>>51225930
kangaroo market

>> No.51225955
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51225955

If you look at the 5 year chart of SOXL, you'll see that we have gone through the entire meme chart and have reverted to the mean. So yes, that means if you bought SOXL today, you in fact timed the market and bought the absolute bottom.

>> No.51225976

>>51225955
>5Y chart for a 3x ETF
>robinmeme

>>>/reddit/

>> No.51225982
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>futures

>> No.51225987

>>51225097
>>51225109
>>51225124
>>51225140
>>51225160
>>51225183
>>51225197
>>51225206
>>51225217
>>51225231
>>51225250
>>51225260
>>51225273
>>51225285
>>51225296
>>51225306
>>51225319
>>51225328
>>51225340
>>51225404
>>51225420
>>51225431
>>51225454
>>51225499
>>51225525
>>51225538
THEY DO IT FOR FREE

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>>51225976
Listen chud I get it. You didn't by and will miss out. It's not your fault you weren't born with superior trading genetics like me. You just, well... You're just doing the best you can champ.

>> No.51226011

He went live

http://twitch.tv/clfbro

>> No.51226017

>>51225930
The cunny market is in an eternal bull run

>> No.51226022

>>51225055
Looks like China is going to drag everyone into a global depression frens, sell everything asap and buy the dip

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/chinas-top-developer-slides-rapidly-severe-depression-property-crisis-worsens

>> No.51226027
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>>51225955
>absolute bottom
Nigga that shit's going to 5 dollars. Direxion is probably closing down the fund and liquidating your shares if this keeps up.

>> No.51226032

>>51226022
Not my problem

>> No.51226041
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51226041

>futures

>> No.51226050

>>51226027
Wishful thinking for you. Last time SOXL hit this price range it went right back up to $18. This time it will be no different. Funny to see so many SOXS baggies getting nervous.

>> No.51226053

>>51226032
(((They))) will make it everyone's problem

>> No.51226057

>>51226053
Who?

>> No.51226065

>>51226027
>in the gay dark future
>HRT is required for all employees for "wellness" purposes

>> No.51226066
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51226066

>>51226057
Jews of course

>> No.51226068

>>51226027
Wtf did I just read

>> No.51226072

>>51225282
what is this gay shit?

>> No.51226076

>>51226022
>Sell everything asap
>Zero hedge article
Lmao i guess it only takes 3 down days for these people to start showing up

>> No.51226085

>>51226017
What about shota?

>> No.51226086

>>51226068
faggot zoomer larp

>> No.51226093
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51226093

>>51226057
Women

>> No.51226101
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51226101

what are some good bug-based protein and pod rental companies to invest in?

>> No.51226109
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51226109

Why are niggers hell bent on destroying everything including our bussys?

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>futures

>> No.51226136
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>>51226027
>read a book a week
>do a book summary every day
So, what do you say you actually do here?

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>>51226109
If it makes you feel any better, if the niggers didn't destroy your bussy, I would.

>> No.51226146
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*Fart*

>> No.51226155
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51226155

>>51225504
Not my problem
*whistles*

>> No.51226163

>>51226136
Homework

>> No.51226170

oil really is a shitcoin

>> No.51226171

>>51226155
Somebody needs to stop him

>> No.51226181
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51226181

What now?

>> No.51226185
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>futures

>> No.51226208
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>""

>> No.51226228
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>futures

>> No.51226238

>>51226022
>zerohedge
Do you enjoy being retarded?

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51226242

>uh,i think we had enough of those futures posts

>> No.51226254

Can someone redpill me on chinese EV's? talking mostly about NIO and XPEV

>> No.51226259
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>>51226022
Makes sense, they will be sure to explain it this way, also England fucked Europe by leaving their union.

>These are things the markets expect us to know.

>> No.51226262

>>51225055
futures

>> No.51226263

>>51226254
BYD might be safer it's Buffet backed. He recently trimmed his stake though. CATL which develops the batteries is also one to keep an eye on.

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>>51226238
No, do you?

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>futures

>> No.51226286

>>51226272
just raise the price of ur sweet bites, moran

>> No.51226296

Futures

>> No.51226308

>>51226272
>Chinese property
>having anything to do with European electricity prices
Confirmed retarded.

>> No.51226315

>>51226281
is that real bread?

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>>51226315
>futures

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>Futures

>> No.51226336

>>51226315
It's wonderbread. That's why it's so durable, as well as having INCREDIBLE quality.
Would buy 9/10

>> No.51226338

I bot 10K in iBonds today. Do the coupon payments just go into my bank account? I don't actually know how those things work.

>> No.51226339

>>51225887
Wtf is this??

>> No.51226350

>>51226339
Doppelganger

>> No.51226353

>>51226308
Everyone uses chink shit dude

>> No.51226360
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51226360

Shemitah moment

>> No.51226361

>>51226339
testing

>> No.51226366

>>51226361
testing

>> No.51226373

Anyone else feeling a bit weird after being called an extremist by the President?
I guess I’ll just buy more JEPI

>> No.51226377

>>51226360
They did something similar last year and the market shit itself
Guess the top is in

>> No.51226378
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>>51226339
Hey scoopsies one anon wanted me to let you know he got aws certification. He also said he looked at some of the sample code you sent him and said you code like a pajeet kek

>> No.51226395

There are people in this thread who don't think semiconductors are cyclical. There are people in this thread who don't listen. There are people in this thread who don't learn.

>> No.51226399

>>51226378
Everyone knows Scoopsies is a diversity hire who donates all his savings to Wall Street like the good goy he is.

>> No.51226403 [DELETED] 

>>51225293
Wow. This picture. Tells me why. The forest is quiet.

>> No.51226412

>>51226399
Well he should be happy to know that the bottom of SOXL is in now that I've bought.

>> No.51226418

>>51225173
Wow. This picture. Tells me why. The forest is quiet.

>> No.51226430

>>51226378
>aws certification
That’s for peons.
It may help him land a 6 figgy job, but not really something even considered for SDE II or SDE III.
I helped a guy in his 30s or 40s land a $480k job at Amazon this week, btw.
That means I could probably crack it too, but I’m not ready to go back there.
>He also said he looked at some of the sample code you sent him and said you code like a pajeet kek
Well he had no fucking idea what it does, so it’s like what Terry Davis had to say about his bird staring at his computer screen

>> No.51226433

>They are making a new hellraiser
>They replace pinhead with a woman
I fucking hate this timeline.

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>>51226418
Rawr

>> No.51226447

>>51226433
I thought the bread and circus act was supposed to distract me but they can’t even be bothered to do that right.

>> No.51226448

>>51226441
Why is the forest quiet.

>> No.51226456
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>>51226430
Help me land a job you fucking twink! I'm leaving my job in January

>> No.51226458
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>>51225887
Ohhh, was a non-breaking space or zero-width space used for making that? That’d pretty fucking clever.

Quick reminder that my password is literally the word “nigger” tho

>> No.51226465

Chop. Chop. Chop. SOXL.

>> No.51226469
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>>51226448
doesn't seem very quiet to me

>> No.51226473

nigger

>> No.51226476

>>51226469
>>51226469
Ur right with VIX approaching 30 fast it's not safe to say that the forest is quiet -- its rather loud rn. Lot's of howling wolves out.

>> No.51226477

>>51225173
Bro? Want to tell me why you have this image?

>> No.51226481

>>51226456
Crack the easy problem in the next leetcode competition before it ends and I might be willing to invest some effort

>> No.51226483

>>51226477
hot isn't it? you can take it, it's free

>> No.51226489
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51226489

Did you buy SOXL today?
I bought SOXL today.

>> No.51226497

>>51226481
I don't even understand how coding works let alone solve any problems.

>> No.51226498

tripfags, avatarfags, imposter tripfags…. tomorrow is going to be bloody

>> No.51226500

>>51226465
>>51226473
I already told you faggots.
The password is just the word “nigger”.
You literally just have to type:
>Scoopsicus, The Black##nigger

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>>51226476
lots of growling tigers

>> No.51226509

>>51226501
can you post a vocaroo of what the growling tigers sound like in the forest

>> No.51226513

>>51226501
God, I love cunny

>>51226497
just read a book nigger.
There’s an absolute shitload of them about coding.

>>51226489
>buy soxl
based

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>>51226513
I went all in on SOXL today. I'd appreciate it if you told me you love me.

>> No.51226520

Bros.. look at the uranium spot price

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>>51226465
>>51226458
>>51226501
Did you catch it?


https://youtu.be/BeFm3Oda5hw

>> No.51226523
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51226523

SOXL BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

TIME TO BUY

>> No.51226527

>>51226513
Dude you don’t know how to code they keep you around to fill a quota. Sorry.

>> No.51226531

I officially blew up my account today and closed it down with only $304.80 remaining. I started off with $39k and at my peak I had ran it up to $470k gambling on options and memestocks during (this was between the summer of 2020 and through to December of 2021). I literally could have pulled the plug in February of this year and still have been up $300k. I lost it all. Holy fuck. I want to kill myself.

>> No.51226533
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>>51226523
I bought it at 12.25.

>> No.51226535

>>51226531
you didn't lose 400k you lost 40k

>> No.51226539

>>51226535
That's a good way to frame it. That money was never really mine.

>> No.51226542

4 months left this year
enough time for the S&P to turn it around and end up in the green
how can we make it happen?

>> No.51226552

>>51226531
All you have to do is make 400k in personal income by the end of the year and the government will take care of it..

>> No.51226553

>>51226542
Restructure the whole thing and drop anything related to Cathie wood

>> No.51226554
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51226554

Mumu, please give us that huge green dildo tomorrow, that you so often rammed up my ass many times when I had bobo plays. Just gimme one good max pain green dildo tomorrow. That is all

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>>51226531
This is for you, fren.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhLxh0YgxRY

>> No.51226563

>>51226539
Also anon, you now know better for next time, why risk management is essential.
Plus you made 40k and 10x'd it. You earned it before, why cant you earn it again? Just take it slow and be consistent

>> No.51226568
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51226568

>>51226447
>>51226433
It is all about humiliation. That is why everything they make is shit. You'll find nothing enjoyable anymore and they get off on that.

>> No.51226569

>>51226554
why didn't you sell during the obvious top (when we wicked into the 200 sma/resistance trendline after a 2 month rally)

>> No.51226576

>>51226569
greedy same reason i'm not buying this obv bottom

>> No.51226587
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I need to lighten my pockets more, take my money tomorrow bobos and mymys.

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>>51226576
>obv bottom
maybe for a short term bounce/crab but it's definitely not going back to 420+

>> No.51226601

>>51226531
lesson is dont be a hero, rallies can rip you in two, all ive done is sit and buy when here and there and im down 5% year to date

>> No.51226606
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51226606

Dead cat market tomorrow. Check the numerals.

>> No.51226607

TQQQ back to 21 if digits

>> No.51226613

>>51226531
Real fucking dumb. If I would have had a half million dollars I would have cashed out $300k and never worked again. Silly fool.

>> No.51226616

>>51226613
how are you going to retire on 300k? lol

>> No.51226617

>>51226527
K, I still get paid $370k to fill a quota with my poop colored skin.
Seethe harder, cleetus

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>>51225067
>>51225089
"no"

>> No.51226632
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51226632

>>51226617
Hey, I'll identify as an 11 year old Asian female unicorn for just half that kind of money. When can I start as your assistant, fren?

>> No.51226634

>>51226433
I’ll pull the plug on my Hulu subscription as soon as I finish one punch man just for you, anon

>> No.51226641

>>51226616
Keep $200k for trading first of all. My yearly rent is about $12k. I hardly spend money outside of that. Fucking easy mode if you aren't a cityfag.

>> No.51226652
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51226652

So what's the next oil or gas play? I cashed out my DRIP calls at +150%. What do next?

>> No.51226656

The Autocallable Jihadis.

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>>51226656
What mean?

>> No.51226669

>>51226632
Hiring freeze started couple weeks back and every other company has lay-offs, starting with the gay/tranny PoC fucks in the recruiting department (no joke, they ARE starting lay-offs with the recruiters)
SNAP just fired 20% of their workforce this week.

>> No.51226672

>>51226498
and reddit is bullish too

>> No.51226675

>>51226338
They add to the bond's value. Why did you buy them today though. Consider tips.

>> No.51226687

>>51226662
You. Will. Learn.

>> No.51226688

>>51226675
The rate changes in October and I wanted to lock in that sweet 9.56% before I forgot. I also factored in that treasurydirect would take weeks to get the order processed.

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>>51226662
So there are hedge funds trading autocallables. These funds trade autocallables. They are like selling puts on stocks. But different type of options than Black Scholes Options.

Autocallables are basically options that aren't standard BSM options. Still based on strike prices, barriers, etc.

A lot of hedge funds in the stock market are trading autocallables that are akin to selling puts on stocks.

Now they have to hedge their autocallables. By doing things akin to buying puts on stocks.
>pic related - it's how funds hedge against autocallable positions.
> from: Trading Volatility - Colin Bennett - Chapter 5 - Light Exotics

Basically hedge funds have these meme derivative positions called autocallables on a bunch of high beta stocks and now they gotta hedge aka go short which means. The. Hidden. Tigers. Come. Out.

The. Equity Autocallable. Jihad Terror Cells..

>> No.51226706

>>51226694
btw this is why flow services like SpotGamma or whatever are all BS. Learning about autocallables is when I realized these SpotGamma type services are really BS because there's no way you can map stock flow impact when there are tons of derivatives that hedge funds trade against stock like autocallables.

>> No.51226718

i really gotta fart can i go fart now i gotta faSPLLRRRRRRPPPPFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLFERPMMMFAPSHHHHHHHH *shits all over the floor*

>> No.51226726

What will you do when the Hidden - *blasts a giant fart in your face, blowing chunks of shit into your mouth* Tigers come out.

>> No.51226741

>>51226694
Thanks fren

>> No.51226747

>>51226718
How in the fuck have the mods not banned you yet?
You literally posted at least half a dozen scat pics a long ass time ago.

>buy soxl

>> No.51226748

>>51226747
that's normal

>> No.51226749

>>51226706
You ever do double diagonals?

>> No.51226764
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>hidden tigers
How about hidden CARDBOARD, nigguh??
Cardboard is the way of the future.
You faggots better be loaded up on KMB.

>> No.51226768

>>51226749
no idea what that is man. If you mean a long calendar and short calendar combo, then yes. Those are what they call "skew fly swap trades" and you can make those big winners by managing it....for example if the short calendar + long calendar trade doesn't go successful, you can hold the long calendar If relative term vol Is still considerably high.

>> No.51226772

https://www.thestreet.com/.amp/investing/options/bears-feast-on-nvda-12000-puts-bought-directly-before-big-news
what happened here

>> No.51226773

>>51226694
>>51226706
How much cash you got in your account?
Also, post your all-time

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>>51226764
kimberly clark?????????????

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So what is everyone doing at this hour? I just played a little blake stone (god I miss early 90's fps games) and now I'm playing halo 3

>> No.51226782

>last trading day before long weekend
look upon my works ye mighty and despair
>>51226747
>How in the fuck have the mods not banned you yet?
Can the say the same for you.

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>>51226764
Don't they make computers to organize files? That looks like a system someone would've used 80 years ago

>> No.51226788

>>51226748
What’s normal?
Scat? Or the mods not doing jack shit?
The sexy ass kids poster seems banned

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>>51226749
1 short calendar + 3 long calendar ratio. A quadruple diagonal? Lol idk. Payout can be nice if skew is locked

>> No.51226794

>>51226768
Yea, well butterfly spreads are my primary trading strategy, but I'm learning about double diagonals atm

>> No.51226798

>>51226773
$400
selling 0.05 premia SPY puts
all time -90% on short vol

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>>51226768
>CRBProphet
Oh fuck, I completely called it. kek
DURGESH, YOU BHENCHOD. WHY HAVNT YOU DONE NEEDFUL YET, YOU SON OF BASTERD BICH. VILLAG IS STARVNG!!!!

>>51226777
Yes. They sell paper products.
Home Depot is another good one, possibly.

>>51226783
>thinkingface.png

>> No.51226828

>>51226794
You need to learn about zomma swaps. Then you'll become the legendary variance swapist of /smg/, the greatest index skew locker /smg/ has ever seen.

>> No.51226867

Am I the only motherfucker that went all in on SOXS
Am I retarded?

>> No.51226872

>>51226828
Yea that seems a little over my head at this time

>> No.51226883

>>51226867
>Am I retarded?
yh.chop.

>> No.51226890

>>51226867
No.
The others are just way to embarrassed to admit that scoopsies is a master of the long-term strategy and not just a filthy degenerate trend chaser.

>> No.51226897

>>51226867
i mean you should got in when soxl was at 21$. now its probably closer to its bottom, but i dont think soxl has more downside

>> No.51226906

>>51226890
kek whats your soxl average you literal code monkey

>>51226883
>yh.chop
is this sanskrit?

>> No.51226916

>>51226906
>SOXS
Chop.

>> No.51226928

>>51226867
no, SOXL is going down on friday to sub 11.50

>> No.51226929

>>51226916
how badly will i get chopped between todays market close and tomorrows open

>> No.51226932

>>51226050
You bought SOXL on 1st September during a Shemita year.
congratulations

>> No.51226939

>>51226777
All of the toilet paper holders at work say Kimberly Clark on them. One cheeky lad wrote "I fucked" above the label.

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I will no longer watch porn. I don't need it and never have.

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>>51226954
lol good one m8

>> No.51226978

>>51226961
Repent coomer

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>>51226954
Pffffffffffffffftttttttt You'll cave within the first month

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>>51226978
NEVARRRRR

>> No.51227005

I want Mikochi to stream herself trading options.

>> No.51227019

>>51227005
I would watch a vtuber trading stocks.

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>>51226961
>>51226978
>>51226997
Since we are on the topic of coomed shits,
I found this chick’s nudes and sex vids
She used to post a lot on r/gonewild and thought she could “just delete her account”.
Literally found a lot of chick’s nudes by searching their usernames against Reddit archives.

>buy soxl

>> No.51227037

>>51227031
*coomer

>> No.51227041
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51227041

OOH BABY
I FEEL LIKE
THE MUSIC SOUNDS BETTER WITH YOU

>> No.51227126

I think something might be wrong with the world economy after taking out world war level of debts just to coast the economy at baseline for years. Something related to the information send via prices and demand might have been misleading

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>>51227041
Based stardust poster

>> No.51227153

>>51227138
Rocker you surprise me. Didn't know you were into French house.

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>>51227153
LOVE MIGHT, BRING US BACK TOGETHER!¡!

>> No.51227165

>>51227031
>find a user by searching for username
is this the level of genius it takes to be a bezos wage slave

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51227204

What's this pattern called?

>> No.51227205

>>51227165
I know how obvious it sounds, but I’ve seriously found multiple chicks I know IRL that did nudes on OF or r*ddit, deleted the account, then picked up the same fucking account name on Instagram or something and thought it’d be safe

>> No.51227214

thoughts on rycey at all time low?

>> No.51227273

>>51227153
Rocker has time for learning about everything… except how to code, of course

>> No.51227274

>>51227205
Didn't you say you work at snap?
I can't remember your new company. They are kill.
DECIMATED

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I love /smg/ and I love my wife. Good night!

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=FSS3pYIAUYo&feature=share

>> No.51227310

>>51227274
No, I said that I got my highest paying job offer from snap; I didn’t take it because I knew it didn’t seem stable.
I never said what my new company was because then it’d be that much easier for you faggots to doxx me.
I did say that I work with a bunch of former glowies though.

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51227323

Commodities fags, what's the next plays on KOLD and DRIP?

>> No.51227330

>>51227310
palantir

>> No.51227341
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51227341

I think I’m gonna get trashed and force feed my newest hooker a burnt ass grilled cheese… getting sick of this chick and I’m not sure how to shake her lose without being confrontational…
Plus, it was really hot making that clown chick cry and puke all over the floor, then yell at her to clean it up…

>buy soxl

>> No.51227348

>>51227295
Never began

>> No.51227385

>>51227341
Holy shit lmao
K I N G
S H I T

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51227407

I probably should have closed this out yesterday, huh? $387 call bought yesterday

>> No.51227503

>>51227361
>>51227361
>>51227361
>>51227361

>> No.51229637

>>51226066
>France has muh nuclear
>Energy prices higher than paranoid germany
wut

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