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Anonymous Fri Sep 2 00:44:55 2022 No.51223936 [Reply] [Original]

Its been amazingly helpful at work lately - ive taken on the character of mike from better call saul.

It keeps me even, no matter what bad or good thing happens , i keep the same face and frame, and maybe have a one line comment

I am often in a position of giving advice. If they have a dumb idea, ill say "that wont turn out like you think it will". Or if they say lets add so and so for this project , i'll say "he's solid."

Basically it helps me always cut right down to whats going on, no matte what the drama. As if i am am dealing with corrupt drug dealers

Try it - it will help

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 00:48:11 2022 No.51223979 >>51223936 I am like saul at work, conning them making them believe i actually do work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 00:50:23 2022 No.51224005 >>51223936 >>51223979 lol >work

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 00:50:40 2022 No.51224010 >>51223979 Kek based

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 00:51:13 2022 No.51224016 >>51223936 You are not the guy. You’re not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don’t. You are not the guy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 00:53:09 2022 No.51224038 >>51223936 Very autistic behavior, I like it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 00:55:51 2022 No.51224063 File: 71 KB, 700x605, 1656533753906.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread is an advertisement

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 00:57:33 2022 No.51224082 File: 139 KB, 1059x600, DD8DA28D-E2DD-49C2-8108-8AD5D0C52205.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>51223936 Pic related

Anonymous Fri Sep 2 00:58:39 2022 No.51224098
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>>51223936
i've got a helpful pointer of mine, i bought a box of cheap (but quality) casio watches. and i wear a few on each arm, set to different timezones. people around the office can ask me the time in any timezone and i get back to the instantly. when someone asks me for the time i just literally hand them a watch, they're cheap i can afford them. they call me timely tim and i'm a real hit at work. i even engraved my name on some watches to use as a business card and i'm hoping to start handing them out to any ladies that might as me what time it is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 00:59:08 2022 No.51224111 >>51224082 This. But unironically

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 01:03:20 2022 No.51224162 >>51223936 I hope someday science develops a cure for whatever you have.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 01:14:47 2022 No.51224281 >>51223936 SOLID

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 01:17:45 2022 No.51224327 >>51223936 Is that so?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 01:18:21 2022 No.51224336 >>51224098 I had a hearty chortle at this lmoa

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 01:19:14 2022 No.51224343 God this has to be the most faggoty thread I've read on /biz/ It reads like something I'd imagine would be posted on reddit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 01:19:39 2022 No.51224347 >>51224082 Roll

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 01:20:35 2022 No.51224355 File: 29 KB, 333x333, 1586838415355.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>51224082

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 02:03:49 2022 No.51224816 >>51223936 Lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 02:14:55 2022 No.51224930 >>51224098 >the time keeper KEK

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 02:29:22 2022 No.51225121 >>51223936 Based and mikepilled

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 02:35:13 2022 No.51225198 >>51224098 I’m going to call you three for free

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 03:39:34 2022 No.51225897 >>51224098 I'd come to you and borrow a bunch of watches if I forgot my best and my pants were falling down. I could take the watches and link them all together and use them as a belt. But I guess it would be a waist of time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 03:40:35 2022 No.51225910 >>51225897 *forgot my belt

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 04:24:23 2022 No.51226305 >>51224098 El Chronomancer

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 04:41:39 2022 No.51226452 >>51224082 Will I make it in the next bullrun?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 04:54:23 2022 No.51226578 >>51224098 quality

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 04:56:32 2022 No.51226599 >>51224082 rollin

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 04:59:23 2022 No.51226621 File: 813 KB, 604x717, 1558214597417.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>51224098 >they call me timely tim

Anonymous Fri Sep 2 05:12:11 2022 No.51226723

>>51224098
In college i knew a guy who made several hundred high end business cards with just him in a suit, his number, and the message "its been my pleasure". He would walk around campus just handing them to chicks and guys he wanted to be friends with. Guy was an absolute unit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 05:28:35 2022 No.51226853 File: 30 KB, 474x635, 1661990113261818.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>51224082 i want a girlfriend by 2025.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 05:34:41 2022 No.51226921 >>51223936 Look out at the stars. Don’t look back

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 05:44:59 2022 No.51226985 >>51224063 Better than shitcoin spam

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 06:00:55 2022 No.51227068 >>51224355 whitepill mike?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 06:01:20 2022 No.51227072 >>51225897 >waist of time. Underrated kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 06:52:38 2022 No.51227431 >>51223936 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wZDPN9zyDCU

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 06:59:33 2022 No.51227473 File: 232 KB, 383x384, reply1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>51225897 SUPREMELY underrated post

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 09:47:16 2022 No.51228700 >>51224098 >>51225897 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 10:03:49 2022 No.51228793 >>51225910 > forgot my belt Your pants are falling down!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 10:11:38 2022 No.51228830 >>51224082 Is this job going to work out well?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 10:14:01 2022 No.51228841 >>51224082 Will i be poor forever?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 10:15:20 2022 No.51228850 >>51228830 You know after reading the responses, this may actually be the best one. What a gf by year’s end?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 10:16:39 2022 No.51228858 >>51224082 will chainlink be $100 by end of year 2022?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 10:21:00 2022 No.51228885 >>51224082 Will I ever be happy

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 10:24:57 2022 No.51228920 >OP thinks hes acting like a badass cartoon character >actually comes off as the stone cold, weird autist

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 12:40:59 2022 No.51230180 >>51228920 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 12:50:08 2022 No.51230265 >>51224082 Is starfield going to be any good?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 12:50:09 2022 No.51230266 >>51224082 When does Mike say "we're boned?" Seems kind of out of character for him

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 12:57:47 2022 No.51230342 >>51224098 Whats the time, timely Tim?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 13:49:55 2022 No.51231063 >>51223936 lol, this literally works.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 14:50:31 2022 No.51232027 >>51223936 >And do you know why it worked? >Because I believed it

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 17:18:35 2022 No.51234284 >>51224082 Rollin’!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 17:24:56 2022 No.51234407 >>51224098 >the peppermint-guy kek cant remember the story right about that guy who wanted to be called the mint guy because he had mints/gums to share

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 17:25:09 2022 No.51234414 >>51224082 aigm

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 17:40:02 2022 No.51234701 >>51223936 Reddit tier, you'll never be your favorite action hero cartoon fag. Go back.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 17:48:46 2022 No.51234855 >>51224082 Will my penis get bigger?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 17:58:13 2022 No.51235019 File: 248 KB, 636x683, 1638109441961.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>51224082 You think QOM will keep pumping or is it not going to go the way I think it will go Mr. Mike?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 17:58:47 2022 No.51235025 File: 101 KB, 1960x1103, 161234850312.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>51235019 oh shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 17:59:32 2022 No.51235040 >>51235019 >>51235025 >You are not the coin

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 18:16:57 2022 No.51235305 >>51224082 roll

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 18:38:42 2022 No.51235624 File: 23 KB, 570x237, 1_wotDuleVrcrpm6v6hXPoeA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>51224098

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