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>> No.51223293

i made a stinkey

>> No.51223295
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51223295

This is /smg/, we like to have a lil ___________ round here.

>> No.51223299 [DELETED] 
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51223299

https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

5 minutes until Dark Biden's speech about half the country being terrorists determines the state of the market for the next week. Get your popcorn.

>> No.51223305

>>51223295
>This is /smg/, we like to have a lil portfolio round here.

>> No.51223322

>>51223299
Not gonna happen, why would anything like this happen

>> No.51223324

>>51223299
comfy intro music tbqh

>> No.51223326

At least you got rid of the nigger. Alright this is the real thread.

>> No.51223331
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>>51223295
This is /smg/, we like to have a lil gaysex round here.

>> No.51223334

i just sliced the top of my finger mincing anchovies COULD THIS WEEK GET ANY FUCKING WORSE

>> No.51223337

>>51223331
Gaysex memes were the pinnacle of smg culture

>> No.51223350

>>51223334
Anchovy mincing fingerless freak

>> No.51223352

You guys hearing this music

>> No.51223358
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>>51223295
This is /smg/, we like to have a lil anime round here

>> No.51223357

taratatata i'm poopin it

>> No.51223362
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what's he gonna say smgbros? is he gonna poop his pants on stage?

>> No.51223374

>>51223362
He's going to Deliver a Primetime Speech on the Continued Battle for the Soul of the Nation

>> No.51223375

this dude bout to get assassinated

>> No.51223376
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>>51223352

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>sould of the nation
What did he mean by this?

>> No.51223379
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oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck its starting

>> No.51223381

>>51223299
The biggest threat to our democracy is the party who wants to pack the supreme court, censor speech, abolish the electoral college, and take your guns away.

>> No.51223382

what the hell bros.. I could have had so much more money if this year was just a comfy +20% like it should be every year

>> No.51223384
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51223384

the time has come
and so have I

>> No.51223385
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51223385

>police sirens in the background
b-b-bearish for stocks?

>> No.51223390

anybody got a link to that biden thing while I polish my rifle that I might need soon?

>> No.51223394

>>51223390
https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

>> No.51223395
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51223395

>futures

>> No.51223397

Based Tucker isn't even covering the speech.

>> No.51223398
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>>51223299
Muh fellow 'mercans.

>> No.51223399

>muh America
We get it you're American move past that part

>> No.51223400

>biden coughing

>> No.51223402

>>51223382
You could always just buy 2x leverage on the next bottom down.

>> No.51223405
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>futures

>> No.51223409
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51223409

What did she mean by this?

>> No.51223411
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51223411

get on with it old man

>> No.51223424

>>51223409
>she

>> No.51223437
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>>51223295

>> No.51223441

OH NO NO NO HE SAID IT

>> No.51223443

>MUH MAGA

>> No.51223445

>>51223409
How do those people express emotions if their facial expression contains part of the meaning of the actual word

>> No.51223449

Holy shit

>> No.51223450

Alright, cut to the point... who's getting arrested?

>> No.51223451
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51223451

OH SHIT SON
MAGA ON SUICIDE WATCH

>> No.51223459
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>> No.51223461

>then everyone clapped

>> No.51223470

MAGA FORCES

>> No.51223471
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>>51223295
This is /smg/, we like to have a lil homelessness round here.

>> No.51223474

>Biden the Unifier

>> No.51223475
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>>51223398

>> No.51223480

The January 6th heroes will never be forgotten.

>> No.51223481
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>more sirens
>while talking about MAGA

>> No.51223482

He's so butthurt about the last president that he's holding a speech about him?

>> No.51223484

How is burgerstan not in a civil war when every president says the other side is an enemy you should pretty much just murder

>> No.51223487

this just emboldens them you dumb fuck hahahah

>> No.51223490

>>51223474
There's no "unifying" with MAGA subhumans. Just kill all Republicans, then we can finally have our country back.
- paraphrased from real Reddit comments

>> No.51223500

>>51223484
yeah, this is banana republic tier stuff. this country is so fucked lol

>> No.51223501

>>51223484
Well Texas is too far from New York and California and most of us are fat and lazy.

>> No.51223503

>futas
whats going to happen tomorrow? will someone please tell me my shorts will be fine tomorrow??

>> No.51223505
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So how do i profit off this speech?

>> No.51223510

fuck I should have bought straddles on DWAC for this speech

any guesses to how it opens tomorrow?

>> No.51223513

>>51223505
buy a gun and get ready

>> No.51223515

>>51223503
We're fucked. Just drink bro.

>> No.51223517
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51223517

When is the perfect time to buy SPY puts before the real MASSIVE leg down?

>> No.51223522

Jumped the shark.

>> No.51223525
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>futures

>> No.51223526
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RULE OF LAW

>> No.51223527

>>51223505
I guess buy a gun?

>> No.51223531
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>>51223510
short it

>> No.51223534

>>51223513
>get ready
He can't keep it in his mouth the entire night that's not reasonable

>> No.51223537
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>>51223490
These colors don’t run. It’s about making america great again; building back better.

>> No.51223548
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>>51223474
>biden the unifier

>> No.51223555

>>51223517
Real leg down is September 26th.

>> No.51223558

>>51223513
>>51223527
>buy a gun
Huh what for?

>> No.51223561
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51223561

ITS BEEN 2 YEARS AND THEY'RE STILL TALKING ABOUT IT

>> No.51223562

No place for political violence in America #AshliBabbitt

>> No.51223565

>>51223490
In all fairness that's exactly how I feel about democrats so I suppose its a two way street but I also know it's not the voters that are ultimately to blame but the cult leaders that brainwash these people. This entire speech is based on the fact the Dems are fucked for the midterms and they know it. This is their hail Mary to try and get a few more of the socialist votes. Republican and democrat politicians are all buddies behind closed doors.

>> No.51223570

>>51223531
the borrowing rate is only 36% now

i remember when it used to be 200% kek

>> No.51223573

I'm starting to understand the pmgfags after this speech.

>> No.51223577

>>51223570
>borrowing rate
huh?

>> No.51223578
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51223578

I'm not even an american but damn this guy is a clown

>> No.51223579

>>51223558
trannies vs chuds
...you're fighting in the war, aren't you anon?

>> No.51223581

>>51223526
Biden economy will have local socialist farms to feed the cities

>> No.51223586

What about when Eric Holder said when they go low we kick them, and Maxine waters telling people to build a crowd and intimidate political opponents? What about the guy that was going to kill Kavanaugh? It's like he fucking forgot or something.

>> No.51223587

"democracy can not survive"

>> No.51223591
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>Cathie Wood of $ARKK sold 150,529 shares of $TSLA
oh bobo, you know what happens next right?

>> No.51223597

>>51223561
It was an elite military operation that almost conquered the American government until they left after a bit

>> No.51223598

>free and fair elections can't be stolen
>i will not stand by while elections are stolen
kek

>> No.51223602

>>51223577
the annual cost to borrow a share of DWAC to sell short is 36%

>> No.51223604

Based bullhorn chad

>> No.51223611
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>>51223471
When it all goes own you boys wanna live on street corners and get blitzed on bottom shelf liquor with me? I like me some drink but I need me some friends.

>> No.51223614

>>51223586
Baggot it's politics. They don't give a shit about anything other than money and power.

>> No.51223617
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>>51223295
>>51223295
>This is /smg/, we like to have a lil _____BRAAAAAAAAP______ round here.

>> No.51223627

So somebody fill me in, how outrageous is his speech tonight? I refuse to watch it but can somebody give me a quick rundown?

>> No.51223631

is there a MAGAPEDE screaming in the background?

>> No.51223636

>>51223631
They're screaming fuck Joe Biden but the police are blasting their sirens to cut it off

>> No.51223638
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>>51223299

Joe Biden is not explaining how he will improve the economy and help the stock market.

Instead, he's just rambling about nonsense.

We are doomed.

>> No.51223647

>>51223627
Muh Maga, muh niggers, muh unions. Sirens from being in Philly, and Jan 6th Jan 6th.

>> No.51223649

>>51223266
more like bro biden

>> No.51223650

>>51223627
>maga republicans bad
>political violence bad
>jan 6th bad
>we didn't steal the election
>im doing good stuff btw, like spending lots of money
>covid is over
>we just need to come together and kick the white supremist in a hole and our future will be good
>we will end cancer (?)

>> No.51223653
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51223653

this man can't even articulate...

>> No.51223655

>>51223627
it's pretty generic (maga republicans bad, not all republicans though, he actually said maga kek)
american economy is #1
I believe in x so I passed y bill

>> No.51223658

How soon does he have to eat the worlds about politican violence being unacceptable?

>> No.51223659
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>>51223490
Tell those sons of bitches I'll beat thier ass!

>> No.51223660

>>51223647
>>51223650
No semiconductor talk? Is he even trying?

>> No.51223664

>>51223636
I hear him

>> No.51223665
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51223665

>futures

>> No.51223668

>>51223299
whats with the sirens going ham in the background? diaper alarm?

>> No.51223672

What's the heckler in the back shouting?

>> No.51223673

>>51223565
i thought the odds swung back to democrats pretty heavily over the summer, to about even for the senate

>> No.51223675

>>51223627
"clown" is a good description. most of the speech is accusing the right of everything he's been doing, political violence, stealing elections.
>the horrors of charlottesville
then some shit about passing bills

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talk about the economy you old fart

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btw what is the best place for betting on politics after they shut down predictit?

>> No.51223689 [DELETED] 

>>51223672
Let's go Brandon.

>> No.51223696
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51223696

>>51223688
That's just a bet on gas prices.

>> No.51223700

Death to America

>> No.51223703

I can't listen to this no more. All minorities need to be driven back to their respective countries.

>> No.51223704

i'm doing my duty: LET'S GO BRANDON!!

>> No.51223705

>>51223627
It's an over the top campaign speech to rile up the far left base of the democrat party, filled with buzzwords and talking points about how anyone who isn't them is bad.

>> No.51223711
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>> No.51223715

>why can't our military meet our recruitment quotas the speech

>> No.51223717

Well that was pointless

>> No.51223722

>>51223688
>democrats are the favorite in the senate
really? since when?

>> No.51223725
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WTFWT

>> No.51223727
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51223727

Is it me or the dude can barely walk?

>> No.51223732

What the hell was the point of that? He announced nothing. It's like he's trying to get out ahead of some news coming to light. Are we about to see evidence for election fraud?

>> No.51223736
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Thread theme. Kill all bulls.

https://youtu.be/jFi7bWkyRpA

>> No.51223738
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SOUL OF THE NATION LORD DEM RANGZ BRANDON PEACE OUT NIGGAS

>> No.51223747

>>51223688
Bovada

>> No.51223754

>>51223722
I think about 1-2 months ago. I was surprised too, the odds were like 75% creeeping up to 80% the first part of the year. It was roe v wade and then they've passed a bunch of bills. college forgiveness, etc

>> No.51223774

>>51223732
yeah, kind of foreboding/ominous imo. though I took it in the other direction, what if they're about to crack down and do something big like, arrest orange man. but maybe that's just my schizophrenia kicking in..

>> No.51223780

>>51223673
Kek no. That's what the (((creative statistics))) will tell you but even moderate Democrats will be voting Republican come November. James carville thought pushing maga Republican candidates to win primaries would save them but Dems are so disconnected from reality that they are willfully shooting themselves in the foot. Biden calling maga Republicans terrorists is only going to fuel moderates even more to vote for said maga candidates.

>> No.51223785

>futures crabbing

So we’ll probably have a boring day tomorrow. We need green futures for a red day

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>futures

>> No.51223793

>>51223732
I think he's trying to anger the right by accusing them of shit. So that they cause violence before that news comes out and it can be memory holed.
Fucking weird as shit. Otherwise maybe he's just senile and demanded to be allowed to make a speech.

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51223796

Wew, should I rotate my entire portfolio into physical firearms? I'm thinking yes.

>> No.51223799

>>51223732
He's trying to get shift broad public opinion but why would anyone listen to an old white cracker who touches little boys?

>> No.51223800

>>51223352
BAH GAWD THAT'S JEROME'S ENTRANCE THEME

>> No.51223801
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BBBY bros

>> No.51223807
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>>51223785
Will be red due to market being closed on monday.

>> No.51223809

>>51223796
unironically yes

>> No.51223818

whens it time to buy oil again?

>> No.51223820

Is BHP a buy at 36?

>> No.51223822

>>51223796
As long as you lose them in a boating accident you are good

>> No.51223823

>>51223747
thanks. i wish they had senate odds tho

>> No.51223826
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Futures?

>> No.51223829

>>51223801
14% of stores are responsible for 88% of shoplifting...
Joking, but I wonder how much of an impact that would be, I imagine they're picking all the worst performers to close down.

>> No.51223849

so is the speech bullish because r's are expected to win the midterm? Dude gave a speech and had the crowd chanting "fuck you!"

>> No.51223851

>>51223774
Okay yeah I could actually see that. How do I profit from it?

>> No.51223853

>>51223484
Nobody actually wants to remove the government lmao, they just want their team to win next regularly scheduled election. We all worship the government over here

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>>51223818
OPEC meeting is Monday. What do you think?

>> No.51223860

>>51223565
Democrats can be saved they're just sheep lol. All they need to know is Nogai raiders, Barbary Pirates, Al-Andalus, and the actual definition of indigenous applies to white Europeans getting raped and blown up. All their talking points are actually self reverential they just don't know it

>> No.51223870

>>51223793
That's exactly what they're trying to do. It's called a self fulfilling prophecy. Attack the people you don't like in every way possible and when they get tired of it and strike back they say "see they really are xy and z.". This is the last chance for the Democrats it's home run or bust. They have to find a way to essentially make it illegal for them to lose power or they're finished and they know that. Even a large group of minorities fucking hate Democrats at this point

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>>51223732
This legit felt like a sith lord giving a speech to the republic about his enemies. Fit with a dark room, glowing red background lights, and soldiers standing guard in the shadows.

Seriously, the mother fucker looked like he was about to announce the death star was operational as well

>> No.51223875

>>51223796
ammo, lots of ammo

>> No.51223877

>>51223858
Any particular preference? Oil has so many options.

>> No.51223884

>>51223858
I sold my 3 shares of HEU at a 4% loss

>> No.51223893

Inflation in Korea dropped. The gooks aren't buying kpop albums anymore.

>> No.51223901

>>51223873
Who cares what this boomer idiot says

>> No.51223903

>>51223893
inflation probably went down because they are literally going extinct

>> No.51223904

>>51223873
The Jew cries out in pain as he strikes you. That's basically the behavior of the left. Notice they never bring up the riots and burning buildings of the BLM movement. How anyone falls for politics in 2022 is baffling. It's either Jewish hand picked candidate A or Jewish hand picked candidate B. You can make money regardless of who is in charge.

>> No.51223906

>>51223873
lol thought exactly the same, everything looked so... evil

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>>51223780
538 has about the same odds, I'm just saying it isn't a slam dunkerino

>> No.51223917

>>51223858
Monday is a market holiday, so it will be a good day to throw an absolute bomb if they want to for the lols

>> No.51223923

he said "end cancer"?
are they gonna give us the cure?

>> No.51223929

what's the best broker for japanese residents?
IBKR seems to only allow japanese stocks atm

>> No.51223943
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>>51223873
Do you actually believe the things you see on the television are transpiring in real time? Lol, LMAO even.
Your television provider has your demographic AND watching habit information and legally must provide that to the US govt for propaganda purposes.

>> No.51223945

>>51223916
I wouldn't put any stock into nate bronze

>> No.51223952

>>51223903
Bro they still have like 0.84 children per women, they've made STUNNING AND BRAVE strides in womens rights in the last few decades.

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>>51223796
I just bought my first one this year. You better get like 1-2 basic ones and start up. You can get a gucci later when markets inch up and you have some gains.

>> No.51223957

>>51223923
>us
Lol oh, hunnie. No.

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I will be shorting any companies making (((SMART))) thermostats

https://twitter.com/DenverChannel/status/1565189956892430336

>> No.51223965 [DELETED] 

>>51223299
What did he say

>> No.51223975

>>51223965
that your a terrorist

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>>51223959
I hate Xcel so much it's unreal.

>> No.51223986 [DELETED] 

>>51223965
He called for us to condemn political violence. What political violence, you ask? We'll find out in the next few days I'm sure.

>> No.51223989

>>51223959
>Short them
>BTW smart thermostats are mandatory now

>> No.51224012

>>51223965
>"elections can't be stolen"
>5 mins later
>"we must make sure elections are never stolen"

>> No.51224027

>>51223943
Someone make Planetside 3 already.

>> No.51224036

Is it true biden mentioned us or are people shitposting again?

>> No.51224071

>>51223989
Not if NPCs actually wake up and tell them to fuck off. California telling them to not charge their EVs had to be a major red flag by now.

https://streamable.com/v3m794

>> No.51224089

I missed Biden's rally. Did he happen say he was going to pump the stock market?

>> No.51224090

Lads I miss diviebro

>> No.51224092

>>51224036
Yes, he specifically mentioned an online community of stock market enthusiasts who made a bunch of jokes about gay sex as the the absolute worst scum of humanity, ever

>> No.51224099 [DELETED] 

>>51223986
I said it in another thread but they're definitely doing this expecting some chimpouts or protests when Trump gets indicted. They would be retarded to do it before midterms imo but we'll see.

>> No.51224101
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Whalp, Biden just wasted an entire nation's time. Thanks for taking half an hour to say literally nothing other than
>maga BAD
Fuck I'm going to have to wake up for the fucking jobs report aren't I.
West coast trading is suffering.

>> No.51224107

>>51224036
He said that MAGA Republicans need to tone it down with all the political violence. We'll find out what he meant by that when whatever he knows becomes public.

>> No.51224125

>>51224090
I will take up the mantle. I have 120 shares of SPHD

>> No.51224128

>>51224101
Lol I feel you

>> No.51224129

>>51224092
>"those hooligans better stop talking about Party City, what a bunch of malarkey"

>> No.51224152

>>51224125
Alright, now remind us that dividends are our friend every thread

>> No.51224153
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>>51224027

While I'd love to be wrong, it's a niche fps sub-genre so you'll probably never see another company devote a big budget to a planetside-style game. BF is about as close as it gets, although ofc DICE is super ultra mega gay.

It'd be neat for someone to take a proper crack at it tho, assuming they actually understood how to fix the issues of 1 and 2. Even with it's many many problems, PS2 was crack for me for a long-ass time and nothing else quite does it.

Tell u whut, if I ever make retarded amounts of money I'll start a game studio and make it for you.

>> No.51224158 [DELETED] 

>>51224099
They won't arrest trump, they just want to make him ineligible to run again. Trump was the president for fuck sake, he knows all of Washington's dark little secrets. Even if they arrested him nobody would fucking care.

>> No.51224179

>>51224158
>he knows all of Washington's dark little secrets
what do you think was in the boxes the FBI wanted so bad?

>> No.51224187

>>51224179
his DWAC shares

>> No.51224194
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Meanwhile, pic related happened recently. I recommend buying as many medical stocks as possible.

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>>51224027
>>51224153
Fuck that, bring back MAG.

>> No.51224215 [DELETED] 

>>51224158
>Even if they arrested him nobody would fucking care.

You are insane. If he is arrested, millions die. There will be a war.

Do you think nothing would happen if Trump had arrested Obama?

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>>51224194
>dying off pneumonia
>in 2022

>> No.51224221

Wait do you guys think I'm a fascist and a serious threat to the country?

>> No.51224228
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>>51223611
I'm drunk right now

>> No.51224234

>>51224194
Gaysex bros are going to transition into MedicalBros

>> No.51224235

>>51224215
People are all talk. If trump gets arrested people will be pissed then be watching Netflix eating goy feed by the end of the night. They'll forget about it in no time.

>> No.51224239

How much would you need to be paid to lick a NEETs keyboard? asking for a friend

>> No.51224247

>>51224235
Not if the economy is also crashing around them.

>> No.51224257

>>51224234
>>51224194
What's the stock play here? NVAX, PFE, and MRNA again? Is there something that is low?

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>>51223295
This is /smg/, we like to have a lil ____trannybashing_______ round here.

>> No.51224262

>>51224221
I think you're someone who should kys

>> No.51224267

>>51224257
all in LABU

>> No.51224274

>>51223490
>organic

>> No.51224298

>>51223490
this but unironically

>> No.51224300

>>51224221
no, just a big homo

>> No.51224302
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congratulations americans you are still top dog. that speech was inspiring. lmao

>> No.51224313

>>51224298
>GOP not in power
>AAHHHHHH I'M BEING OPPRESSED

>> No.51224317
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He truly despises america and everything we stand for huh.

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>>51224153
Oh shit did someone say Crown?

>> No.51224340

>>51224313
We can only move forward once all the magaboomers give up on trump, until then things will get worse. Trump was an empty suit and you know it.

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>futures

>> No.51224351

>>51224340
Damn, 2 years and still living rent free. Liberals really are mentally ill.

>> No.51224354

>>51224340
I know, I can't wait. Soon America will move out of its Weimar phase and into... uh.. I forget. What happened in the 1930s after Weimar Germany's degeneracy and financial collapse?

>> No.51224356

>>51224340
he lowered my taxes. That is all I care about. Not getting that with the other team.

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>>51223525
Whoever drew this one knows a little too much about a particularly taboo topic.

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>>51224259

>> No.51224367

>>51224247
The economy was going to crash regardless. There are no fiscally responsible administrations anymore. Both parties spend money we don't have hence why we are $30 trillion in debt. I'm 2030 the great reset happens and it all goes away at the expense of our old way of life. Most people will like it anyway seeing as nobody has any ambition anymore anyway. The new generation is fine having nothing anyway as long as they have Netflix, vidya, and goy slop being dropped at their doorstep.

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>>51223266
I-I bough a... XLE put :(

>> No.51224374

>end cancer
i can't believe the dems are going to ban anime. 4 more years!

>> No.51224375
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51224375

Let's all take a moment to appreciate the fact we are living through the first bear market in 15 years. We are living through history. Time passes, never coming back.

>> No.51224393

>>51224362
This just just reminds me of when I had to go to the womens bathroom in walmart (the mens bathroom was closed for maintenance)
And some dude screamed at me because he thought I was going in there to rape his daughter

>> No.51224413

>>51224362
she cute but i wanna see the Jimmy Garappolo looking one transition too

>> No.51224414

>>51224393
Well...were you?

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>>51224393
>walmart

>> No.51224426

>>51224393
YWNBAW

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>>51224413
best i can do is anime

>> No.51224459

>>51224375
Kek. But bear markets are when you set the tone for the next bull. Stack solid stocks that survived earnings and do what you can to keep your job if layoffs happen. You will make it then. Apple has gone up 5000% since last recession in 2008. YAGMI.

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>>51223295
This is /smg/, we like to have little brown boys round here

>> No.51224494
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51224494

I bought SOXL at 12.25.
It is no longer available at that price.

>> No.51224505

Friendly reminder that I'm currently beating the brakes off the major indexes by investing in GI-generation tier dividend stocks and selling conservative covered calls on them.

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>>51223295
>penis

>> No.51224517

>>51224494
Yea me too... I'm not gonna fuck around with it too long though. I'm expecting that shit to tank hard tomorrow

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Is there something weird going on in the finance markets right now? I've been inexplicably extra horny this week and it's messing me up

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>>51224393

>> No.51224532

What would it take to collapse the US government bonds market?

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>>51224520
yes

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>>51224536
Fuck

>> No.51224565
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>>51224194
>>51224216

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>>51224201
this fucking shit again?

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Oil Brothers.........Yeah..... I am thinking..... We........ Are back

>> No.51224592

>>51224532
Death of the petro-dollar

>> No.51224597

>>51224354
They tried to take over the world and then when they failed the jews accused them of genocide and they were found guilty.

>> No.51224606
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What stock do I buy for skinny blonde white girls wearing eyeliner like the 90s-00s again?

>> No.51224610

uranium

>> No.51224614

>>51224585
the ceo of recession fears owes me like ten more dollars per barrel

>> No.51224625

>>51224354
>America will move out of its Weimar phase
We'll can't say we're in a Weimar phase if the entire globe is going through the same shit as us

>> No.51224630

>>51223513
Ready for what? Sitting on your hands and doing nothing until you're dead?

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>>51224606
>skinny blonde white girls
lol what

>> No.51224640

i bought tech today. unprofitable only. shopify and unity. get fucked bobos

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>>51224635
don't do Britany dirty like this

>> No.51224651

>>51224367
>I-it was going to crash anyway, ok!!!
>cuz I said so!!!

>> No.51224657

Do futures move ahead of the market or behind?

>> No.51224666

>>51224606
LVMH owns Sephora. You can buy that one.

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>>51223673
>Even
Until 3am maybe.

>> No.51224681

>>51224657
More alongside than ahead or behind.

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>>51224657
Chicken and egg question.

>> No.51224697

>>51224585
Why?

>> No.51224727

>>51224697
arabs are pissed at oil price fuckery

>> No.51224748

>>51224158
>They won't arrest trump
Oh yes they will. It's unstoppable at this point.

>> No.51224762

>>51224727
Well praise allah

>> No.51224764
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>>51224215
>There will be a war.

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>futures

>> No.51224811
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>>51224793
Was there any doubt?

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51224824

you hear the familiar knock at your door, assuming its your regular female broker coming over to discuss your sqqq call spread position. its different this time. you can hear a thunderous booming as the beast approaches the door.

>you open the door

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>>51224824
BEGONE FELL CREATURE

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>>51224824

>> No.51224843

>>51224824
Get on the floor
Everybody do the dinosaur

>> No.51224846

>>51224824
This priestess of hylia looks like she could get the triforce from ganon herself

>> No.51224858

>>51224824
that's a man

>> No.51224863

>>51224361
explain

>> No.51224874

>>51224863
the bear in that room is a lolicon. look for the signs

>> No.51224884

>>51224762
Euros aren't this stupid, r-right?
>Oil is down over 3.2% on Thursday, while a pending G7 deal to cap Russian oil prices being discussed Friday could reverse that trend with Moscow now stating that it will retaliate by refusing to sell oil.
>Russia has finally come out and openly declared that price caps on its oil would be costly to energy markets.
>In a Thursday statement carried on Kommersant.ru, Russia said it would not supply oil to countries that decide to impose a price cap on its oil.
https://oilprice.com/Energy/Oil-Prices/Oil-Prices-Fall-More-Than-3-As-G7-Discusses-Price-Cap-For-Russian-Crude.html

>> No.51224901

>>51224824
by durin's bane, where is this ashfolks beard

>> No.51224917

>>51224884
they are.

>> No.51224931

>>51224917
The minute a price cap on ruskie oil were to put into effect, crude would pump at least a few percent at least.

>> No.51224932

Thoughts on Intel?

>> No.51224936

>>51224884
>G7 deal to cap Russian oil prices
Those countries are already refusing buy. How does this even work?

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>>51224027
>Planetside 3
>>51224153
original planet side was some of the most fun I've ever had playing video games. Too bad PS2 was such a let down compared to the original.

>>51224367
Love how niggers can talk about politics but if I respond with anything that isn't sucking tranny dick or biden/nigger cock I'm banned.

Guess I'll just stay out of weekend smg and study up router protocols and doing labs.

If anyone sees scoops tell him I got my Aws cert.

This janny bet not ever get doxxed.

>> No.51224951

>>51224824
Roll to close the door.

>> No.51224957

>>51224936
It would essentially put a limit on how much the russians could sell their own oil for, to which the russians would scoff and just refuse to sell it.
And don't forget le EU ban on russian oil doesn't actually go into effect until december

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Sup bull bros? Bitler blooood red omen

>> No.51224972

>>51224968
Go back

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>>51224944
Good idea go back to your books zoomer and let the big boys talk

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>>51224957
This is too retarded. All of it is retarded.

>> No.51224992

>>51224968
>VIELFALT HEIL

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>>51224354
>Weimar
>>51224625
funny thing. They complained that Adolf was burning books but it was transgender sexual reassignment shit. It wasn't for no reason at all.

Same exact things are happening again. High inflation. Trans running around. Jews spreading Critical Race theory instead of Critical theory.

Can we make it 110 already?

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>>51224944
I have fond memories of joining up with my outfit boys and MAX crashing poorly defended bases and fucking off quick if any actual forces got directed our way.

>> No.51224997

>>51224951
5+1=6
>better luck next time

>she approaches you gripping your shoulders with her orc like sausage fingers
>the stench emanating from her causes you to heave in disgust
>she raises you from the ground
"WHERE ARE THE SHARES CHUD"
>her mouth begins to salivate

>> No.51224998

>>51224972
Here b4 you, baggie.

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>>51224635
>blonde white girls
>>51224648
>white

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>>51224993
Despite how bad it is economically and degeneracy wise in the US, it was worse on both counts for Germany.

>> No.51225038

i just want to get it over with

>> No.51225052

>>51224994
4475th NC. Helped found a guild of the super elites as well. We had nearly all of the best players in one outfit once. Too many egos to be sustainable but I swear we once took 10 or 30 people and captured a base against the entire VS.

Good times. Miss it like you wouldn't believe. Too bad they ruined the game with BFRs and then WoW finished off the game pretty much. WoW was fun too but in a different way. Wonder how old Redeemer is doing these days.

>> No.51225056

New

>>51225055
>>51225055

>> No.51225058

>>51225011
Süss Amogüs

>> No.51225059

>>51224932
Did you look at the chart?? Intel looks like shit

>> No.51225061 [DELETED] 

ITS TIME FOR SOME SEXY ASS LITTLE KIDS!!

>> No.51225065

>>51225056
why u do this

>> No.51225068

>>51224993
Be wary of ethnocentrists. They're still centrists. The ethno-part is just an excuse to enslave you under a long list of no true scotsman fallacies. Hitler fucked over the germans. Collectivism is always anti-freedom.

>> No.51225072

>>51224997
I want to call rule check, and say that it should be read as 51 (mod 20) therefore I rolled 11 and should have had moderate success on a reaction check against a dwarf approaching from a distance, but I'll play your way this thread.
Charisma check, I truthfully tell her I only trades options and have no shares in my account.

>> No.51225083

>>51224194
They're gonna do this "dying with ___ but not from ___" shit from now on aren't they?

>> No.51225098

>>51225068
I'm not even white. Just don't like basketball Americans and Jews.

Anyway see you on Monday. hopefully my vix prints soon

>> No.51225117

>>51225083
https://youtu.be/5wLu98NygrA

>> No.51225143
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Scantily clad 2Dfags....

>> No.51225153

>>51225052
I miss 3 man crew tanks and waiting on command ranks bitching each other down while you chill on a hillside hoping you get definitive orders before any air forces spot you.

>> No.51225182

>>51225059
yeah chart looks like absolute ass but I've seen it shilled here a few times.

>> No.51225224

>>51225182
INTC had its time in the spotlight. Major companies have divested from intel and gone with their own chips so they're in a tight spot. AMD has picked up so much market share INTC is going to end up going the BA way.

>> No.51225312

>>51224874
>
russia/china moment holy shit lmao

>> No.51225336

Anyone have a current list of the CNBC investing club stocks?

>> No.51225405

Now that I bought iBonds, how do they work? Does the coupon payment just go into my bank account each month? In retrospect I should have figured this out before dropping 10K on 'em...

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>>51225055
>>51225055
>>51225055

>> No.51226635

>>51224606
Literally americans are too fat. They think chiptole is healthy now a days.