Chainlinks Involvement in the Merge

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Chainlinks Involvement in the Merge Anonymous Thu Sep 1 21:32:38 2022 No.51221563 [Reply] [Original]

We are coming up on the biggest moment in blockchain history. In 2017, Sergey told Vitalik that his PoW dickballz would not work and that he needed to convert to PoS. The conversation went something like this:

Sergey: You do realize that when I created Bitcoin, I was trying to give the gas industry its last pump and dump. It was a scheme.

Vitalik: So why should I convert to PoS? Is the pump and dump over?

Sergey: Yes, we have moved on to greener pastures. PoS is what the institutions will be using.

Vitalik: What should I do then Lord Sergoshi Nakamazarov?

Sergey: Cmon Vitalik, unleash your massive boner to the masses. Point your sword towards Blackrock and show them that ur a Globohomo ESG nerd.

Sergey was able to convince Vitalik that PoS was the right move and the underlying factor that nobody is talking about is here. Sergeys ultimate plan was to get all blockchain networks to convert to PoS so that the Chainlink Tokenomics could prosper. We are at the end of the tunnel and the light is finally here for the link marines. We will be the ultimate globohomos ruling with our staked link tokens. We will be the ones telling future presidents what they should be doing with our charitable tokens. After the merge is done, the price of link will move exponentially. People will be saying, "oh no, its just the next gamestop", but link marines know that the price will never stop going up just like Vitaliks massive erection. We are hard, they are hard and the normies will be soft and too afraid to jump on the rocketship.

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