/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51220817]

Afterhours edition

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>51219019

[Anonymous No.51220834]

why did the market turn around the last hour?! my SPY puts.....

[Anonymous No.51220844]

EVERYTHING I OWN IS RED

[Anonymous No.51220852]

How can I be down?
I'm a high profile person...

[Anonymous No.51220860]

>>51220844
I envy people like you. Simply do the opposite of what you think is a good idea. Free money.

[Anonymous No.51220871]

>>51220163

>>51220163

>>51220163

THERE IS ALREADY A /smg/ THREAD

>>51220163

>>51220163

>>51220163

ABORT MISSION

[Anonymous No.51220874]

why does stock related media obfuscate what banks are doing so much in favor of a broad notion of day-by-day investor psychology?
is there any news ticker that gives me updates on what the cash flows into and out of assets look like for banks, or is it all hidden?

[Anonymous No.51220886]

>3 red weeks in a row
I think next week should be green. Fuck you bobo.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51220887]

>>51220871
fuck off fag, that one has a nigger in the op.

[Baggie !!DEvvuVmPTHN No.51220948]

the other thread got deleted

YIKES

[Anonymous No.51220959]

God damn you niggers can't do anything right. Not even baking a thread.

No wonder you are losing your fucking pants in stocks

[Baggie !!DEvvuVmPTHN No.51220968]

Will retail stores like walmart be affected by the upcoming GREAT DEPRESSION?

pic related

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51220981]

fuck it, see y'all next week.

[Baggie /ongodfrfrmfbixnood No.51220983]

>>51220968
Nice self portrait, imposter.

[Anonymous No.51220987]

Why is the president trying to start a civil war, and what will this mean for my portfolio?

[Anonymous No.51220996]

JOE CHINESE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN
JOE IRISH TRAVELER BIDEN
JOE SCAM ARTIST BIDEN

>NO SCAM IS TOO OBVIOUS IF IT HELPS THE GOOD GUYS WIN!

[Anonymous No.51220997]

>>51220968
Party City will be affected to the upside as people turn to partying to cope with their crippling depression.

[Anonymous No.51221012]

>>51220987
Because he's a retarded faggot who isn't fit to lead, so instead he's just a puppet for an intelligence community full of corrupt faggots who also aren't fit to lead (or breathe the same air as actual souled humans).

[Anonymous No.51221016]

>>51220987
How can anyone call voters of a canditate, anti democratic, VOTERS

[Anonymous No.51221026]

I got greedy and stuck with 9/2 $192 SPY puts at close.
Level with me here.
What kind of theta decay am I about to eat, and should I just kill myself instead?

[Anonymous No.51221029]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.51221032]

>>51220948
Yeah it seems like that FBI bitch who abuses her power and became a moderator entirely because she hates men is pretty tilted today

[Anonymous No.51221046]

Your candlesticks, sirs?

[Anonymous No.51221050]

>>51220874
>why do (((they))) lie and make it look like retail is in control of markets as (((they))) destroy our world
I dunno man tough one to answer...

[Anonymous No.51221066]

>>51221026
fuck ur retarded lmao

[Anonymous No.51221078]

>>51220614
holy fuck, literally 1984

[Anonymous No.51221083]

JUST

[Anonymous No.51221091]

>>51221083
How

[Anonymous No.51221098]

>>51220988
>I dont care if its an original work, they clearly meant Lord of the rings in the tweet but didnt bother to type it right, its literally the actual title and they didnt get it right
It says lord of the rings: rings of power. What are you even saying? Thats the title.

Also is this bullish or bearish for Amazon? I feel like they wasted 1 billion on this show.

[Anonymous No.51221101]

>Interest rates go up,
>Whites stop taking out loans
>Banks need short term thinkers who can't do math to keep their numbers up
>"Fuck it. Blacks and browns don't need a down payment."

[Anonymous No.51221105]

>>51221083
Lmao and here I though my -52% on gevo was bad

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51221119]

China better fucking retaliate to this chip sale ban tonight.

[Anonymous No.51221127]

>>51221066
Yes. This is the dumbest thing I have ever done by far.
My losses are capped but fuck this lesson is going to sting.

[Anonymous No.51221129]

>>51221091
BBBY probably

[Anonymous No.51221131]

>>51220987
Is he really going to give a primetime speech denouncing half the country? Something else seems to be at play here, digits and they arrest Trump tonight, trips and the country riots tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51221135]

>>51220817
Junk Bonds set the pace, once we lose 90 its elevator down time.

[Anonymous No.51221148]

>>51221083
Damn anon, I feel for you. It's gonna be ok, though. I hope you go for a nice walk or can find some way to take your mind off it.

[Anonymous No.51221158]

>>51221131
He already threatened to bomb americans with fighter jets just a few days ago. Something is up.

[Anonymous No.51221161]

>>51221026
Did you at any point utter the phrase to yourself "Will SPY drop 200 points by tomorrow?" If it's yes and you answered yes you might have brain damage.

[Anonymous No.51221165]

>>51221135
is that a leading indicator that works

[Anonymous No.51221185]

>>51221083
How does a retard come across this much money? I hope this wasn't an inheritance.

[Anonymous No.51221205]

What the FUCK do I short now that a Carvana is unshortable?

FUUUUUUUUUCK I don’t want to get squeezed

[Anonymous No.51221207]

>>51221098
Read the tweet of the new york post again retard

[Anonymous No.51221210]

>>51221101
kek
adds up

[Anonymous No.51221217]

I need a tenbagger stock to recoup my losses since November last year. What have you got, bros?

[Anonymous No.51221250]

>>51221131
They're definitely gonna try to arrest Trump, I don't think they want him gone for good just so he isnt allowed to run again in 2024
>Biden does his "muh democracy is dying and white supremacy is everywhere because of Trump" shit
>Glownigs go after Trump
>Protests and or chimpouts ensue
>Media says "LOOK MAGA IS DANGEROUS WE CAN'T SELEC- I MEAN ELECT DONALD TRUMP GUYZ VOTE FOR LIZ CHENEY INSTEAD"
Etc...

[Anonymous No.51221258]

>>51221101
most of the circulating money supply is created by mortgages. more mortgages means higher stonks and higher inflation :)

[Anonymous No.51221260]

Where is the retarded Party City anon? I shorted it today, about to make a big bag off of you. Thanks kid XD

[Anonymous No.51221267]

>>51221148
It's a repost you autistic fuckhead

[Anonymous No.51221281]

>>51221165
Stocks are just another risky asset, so there is a big correlation, except junk bonds plateau when stocks are doing pretty good but when junk bonds are selling off stocks bleed.

[Anonymous No.51221283]

>>51221260
there are more than one of us at this point

good luck!

[Anonymous No.51221286]

>>51221217
I'm banking on CO to be a chinaman giga pump and dump. I'm breakeven on it but any day now...

[Anonymous No.51221290]

HOW THE FUCK DO I MAKE MONEY YOU NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.51221306]

will we dump friday? whos holding over weekend?

[Anonymous No.51221317]

>>51221083
You already made it, you idiot! BAKA

[Anonymous No.51221325]

>>51221250
That's about how I see it playing out. They've painted themselves into a corner, they have to go forward and arrest him or else admit that they're full of shit and just wanted him gone, which will never happen

[Anonymous No.51221344]

i fucking went in at 16k with intc call
and now have 8k
switched to ameritrade

[Anonymous No.51221349]

>>51221267
Oh thanks for singling me out and letting me, professional altruist.

[Anonymous No.51221351]

>>51221281
That being said, JNK is already oversold on the daily so a bounce can be expected, maybe we see that in the next couple of days or week.

[Anonymous No.51221354]

Lol fucking faggots I'm down 1.3m in crypto. Hope all you fucking boomers work until the day you die!

[Anonymous No.51221355]

Those futures lmao so fake and gay

[Anonymous No.51221365]

>>51221354
Forgot pic.

[Anonymous No.51221379]

>>51221355
Learn to read meme lines

[Anonymous No.51221383]

>literally nothing
So downwards crab tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.51221384]

>>51221354
Is this even bagholding?

[Anonymous No.51221398]

Last chance to buy SOXL. Bottom is in. This general will learn yet again why I am the historically the best trader there ever was and ever will be in /smg/

[Anonymous No.51221408]

WAKE ME UP
WHEN SHEMITAH
ENNNNNNDS

[Anonymous No.51221421]

>>51221354
I told some guy I worked with to sell at 50k.
I bet he's glad he listened to me

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51221426]

>>51221398
you think china's going to just sit there while we say they can't buy chips? there's going to be repercussions.

[Anonymous No.51221429]

>>51221161
No, I'm just the dumbest motherfucker alive and got distracted at literally the worst possible time in recorded history, and apparently at some point my clock got behind market time by 2 minutes.

I got heemed within the space of 10 minutes.

[Anonymous No.51221444]

>>51221398
I don’t know what this is but I’m about to ALL IN

[Anonymous No.51221453]

>>51221426
The US is basically trying to force China to go to war.
It benefits the US if the war happens sooner rather than later.

[Anonymous No.51221454]

>>51221426
Baggot as one Jew to another, don't pretend you didn't know this was the bottom ahead of time.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51221490]

>>51221161
he was doing the deep out of the money put options on downward movememnt method, or dootmpoodmm, what you do is you buy the put options, and before they go down in value you sell them, he got distracted and was unable to sell them before they went down so he basically got fucked because of some bullshit, but that method works every single time when you do it right.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51221508]

>>51221454
we're going to break $350 before Rosh Hashanah

[Anonymous No.51221512]

Hey which innovative new options spread will you guys teach me about this weekend to buy on tuesday using your nonpredatory good advice??

[Anonymous No.51221522]

LoanDepot Inc (LDI) is quite possibly the ugliest chart I've seen outside of biotech. $32 to $1 with no pump anywhere

why the fuck are half the insiders dumping at any price while the other half keep buying

[Anonymous No.51221528]

PRTY boys I think our time is coming soon

[Anonymous No.51221533]

>>51221398
i am the market

[Anonymous No.51221552]

>>51221508
Oh I forgot you're bearish now. You aren't truly one of (((us)))

[Anonymous No.51221559]

During the morning 15 min drive into work I realized that selling my KDP yesterday was a mistake. So promptly at 9:30 I set a buy limit order and re-bought. Also rolled more into SWPPX while I was at it.. What? I like my Dr Pepper ok..

[Anonymous No.51221566]

>>51220968
If what boomers saying about crop production being shit this year is true, then yes next year will be rough. Lots of people will be hungry and angry. So expect entire aisles to be empty even in cheap supermarkets like Walmart.

[Anonymous No.51221569]

>>51221101
LOL another sub prime mortgage crisis

[Anonymous No.51221571]

>>51221528
Thanks for all the money I’m about to make shorting your shit penny stock dumbass

[Anonymous No.51221580]

>>51221559
>KDP
Based

[Anonymous No.51221581]

I wish I knew how to short Prime video, sounds like Rangs of Powah is a massive dumpsterfire.

https://youtu.be/nUYFLOfvDbI

I won't be surprised if Amazon were to shut some other shit down like Twitch to make up those billions wasted too.

[Anonymous No.51221583]

>>51221398
rocker you have no idea how much I hate you for jinxing this shit

[Anonymous No.51221585]

>>51221398
distinguished, distinguished, distinguished....soxl.... you've been called back to Tup Gyn :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_1R1IY6pl8

[Anonymous No.51221586]

baggot/rocker as the resident hebrews of /smg/ how much sense does the shemitah theory make to you? if banker/investors etc are observing the tradition then that puts them in a pinch and they are more likely to sell yes?

[Anonymous No.51221590]

bought me some NVDA

[Anonymous No.51221591]

>>51221398
Welp that's it SOXL is getting delisted.

[Anonymous No.51221593]

>>51221571
I will join you once it hits 5

[Anonymous No.51221623]

>>51221290
First off, don't be a nigger. Nigger.
Secondly, niggers make money when they tongue my anus.

[Anonymous No.51221640]

>>51221586
I will never reveal the secret of my people to a filthy goy as yourself. You only get to know what we let you know.

[Anonymous No.51221646]

>>51221591
Wait..

[Anonymous No.51221654]

>>51221640
very well you have made your choice.

[Anonymous No.51221663]

>>51221398
SOXS buy signal

[Anonymous No.51221689]

>>51221654
No YOU have made yours.

[Anonymous No.51221696]

>>51221398
>>51221585
>>51221591
>>51221663
SOXL will pop... to 14.88. Then it's adiós judeos again.

[Anonymous No.51221710]

>>51221689
why are you bullish now of all times... very suspicious

[Anonymous No.51221775]

Wait wait wait....
So if the jobs report tomorrow is good
That means too much inflation and consumer spending
So the Fed will hike rates

If the jobs report is bad
Then the Fed might take some pressure off of raising rates

Soo.... the market won't react at all no matter what it says?

[Anonymous No.51221781]

>>51220834
>he hasn't been holding long dated puts since april
ngmi

[Anonymous No.51221784]

uh oh.. you didnt bet against America right anon?

[Anonymous No.51221791]

THERES DUSTY FIELDS,
NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO

[Anonymous No.51221793]

>>51221784
I'm betting against everyone

[Anonymous No.51221804]

Bros why did line go up today?

[Anonymous No.51221808]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51221813]

>>51221775
i will pump rates until ever last retail worm capitulates. all shall become bag holders

[Anonymous No.51221823]

>>51221696
SOXL will unironically and quite literally will never be $25 again

[Anonymous No.51221864]

Baggie or someone, didn't one of (((you))) say the jobs report was already leaked earlier?

[Anonymous No.51221876]

Everything I want is so unobtainable. At this point, my needs are modest. I only want 500K at 4% yield for life. Just need some sort of cashflow. Then I can work on securing a girlfriend.

Just give me my FU money. I'm 35, virgin. Only 100K saved. Fuck. 6 figure hell is real. I will kill myself in 4 months if I haven't made it by then.

[Anonymous No.51221886]

>>51221823
Wew lad

[Anonymous No.51221911]

>>51221823
SOXL will be up at least 8% tomorrow, probably more frankly.

[Anonymous No.51221914]

Fucking Chinese fucks
Stop locking down and get to works
and use more oil
cunts

[Anonymous No.51221920]

>>51221351
a bounce in rape hike environment usually just means it bleeds slower or crabs for a day
people are starting to realize that when jerome says hes going to tame inflation it means the stock market is going to minus 50 percent to deinflate it

[Anonymous No.51221924]

>>51221286
Why? What's your logic there?

[Anonymous No.51221927]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51221949]

>>51221920
wtf does the stock market have to do with inflation

[Anonymous No.51221953]

Bobo Bear doesn't want you to see this

[Anonymous No.51221974]

>>51221886
Oh lawd dem rangz
https://streamable.com/v3m794

[Anonymous No.51221975]

>>51221920
>the stock market is going to minus 50 percent to deinflate it
Okay then riddle me this nigger, where will those trillions of dollars go?

It's not like hedgefunds are going to sit on top of a huge pile of cash for months or even years.

[Anonymous No.51221981]

[Anonymous No.51221989]

>futes

[Anonymous No.51221993]

>>51221927
Bobo in this image looks kinda like a capybara

[Anonymous No.51221992]

>>51221953
OH SHIT THE RECESSION IS DEFEATED. WE DID IT BROS.

[Anonymous No.51222039]

>>51221989
We are headed into a literal wagie holiday. Tomorrow will be blood green.

[Anonymous No.51222043]

>>51221354
Good crypto is a meme asset class anyways

[Anonymous No.51222045]

>>51221975
They will go to JEPI Ara-Aras

[Anonymous No.51222052]

>green futures
You know what happens next,right?

[Anonymous No.51222054]

Does anyone know anything about diodes? Could diodes be the new transistor?

[Anonymous No.51222057]

>>51221953
oh yeah that wonky line from the Fed is totally legit

[Anonymous No.51222066]

>green futures
recession cancelled, line only goes up

[Anonymous No.51222076]

>>51221566
america will never be calorie deficient in the real sense. niggers in "food deserts" may starve out of choice but starvation in USA is a meme

[Anonymous No.51222080]

I thought hooooms only went up!?!?!?!

[Anonymous No.51222091]

TIME TO RECOVER THE FRIDAY AND THE ENTIRE 2022

[Anonymous No.51222105]

Two straight weeks of red candles and now as soon as I capitulate and switch to bear ETFs the market decides to pivot. I am actually going to kill myself

[Anonymous No.51222108]

Guys I have a bad feeling about what Biden's speech might do to the market tomorrow.
Calling half the country terrorists isn't a good idea.

[Anonymous No.51222123]

>>51222108
What do you think it could possibly do?

[Anonymous No.51222130]

>>51222105
Retard

[Anonymous No.51222136]

Reminder that DXY is printing a massive bearish divergence on the weekly.
This is good for risk assets.
Sorry bobo. better luck next shemitah.

[Anonymous No.51222146]

>>51222130
You faggots told me September was going to be red

[Anonymous No.51222151]

>>51222108
Noone cares about Brandon, jews will use his speech as an excuse to pump/dump

[Anonymous No.51222153]

>>51222146
Anon, this is clown world.

Whatever makes sense from a logical perspective, just invert it.

[Anonymous No.51222158]

>>51222105
me to buddy

[Anonymous No.51222172]

>>51222146
>he fell for the septembear fud
>he fell for the shemitah fud

[Anonymous No.51222179]

>>51222105
>Two straight weeks
it was only 5 days, it wasnt 2 straight weeks you tard

[Anonymous No.51222180]

>>51222136
dxy is irrelevant to assets my guy, yields have always been the leading indicator for crashes and those are not stopping

[Anonymous No.51222195]

Bobo, this is your last warning. Capitulate tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.51222208]

>>51221981

[Anonymous No.51222212]

>>51222180
We pumped bigly just as yields started to drop today. Like a beach ball being held underwater.
It's over. Bobos couldn't even get us below 3900. kek.

[Anonymous No.51222215]

>>51222108
Noone takes Brandon seriously, not even Dems. No one fucking cares.
>>51222123
I'm about to get some TQQQ to hold overnight, sell by 1100. Futes will be green, opening hour green dildos, plateau at lunch, afternoon crash heading into the weekend.

[Anonymous No.51222222]

>>51221083
The markets are healing

[Anonymous No.51222231]

>>51222222
WTF

[Anonymous No.51222233]

>>51222222
Wowza

[Anonymous No.51222234]

>>51222080
>The great stock meltup occurs
>The great house meltdown occurs
muh dik

[Anonymous No.51222242]

>>51222222

[Anonymous No.51222244]

I just got home from work and the first thing I wanted to do is sit and shit.(Which i currently am)

Second thing was to tell mumu that hes a faggot. My wet dream wasnt realized.

[Anonymous No.51222245]

>>51222222
kek

[Anonymous No.51222246]

>>51222212
>>51222208
>>51222195
>>51222180
>>51222179
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Repeat this process every 12 hours
An easy $100 per day

[Anonymous No.51222249]

>>51222222
My god! It's beautiful!

[Anonymous No.51222264]

Can anyone explain this? Go as schizo as you want.

[Anonymous No.51222267]

Dax still dumped today and closed close to a 5 year low. I'll just buy new lotto puts tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.51222275]

>>51222222
I watched. I learned.

[Anonymous No.51222277]

>>51222264
>51222264
China and russia are scary places to live even when you're super rich they can just off you or make you disappear. Atleast in USA this happens very rarely.

[Anonymous No.51222278]

>>51222264
Aliens tractor beamed him out of the window

[Anonymous No.51222281]

>>51222264
Putin consolidating power.

[Anonymous No.51222282]

>>51222195
2k in apple puts once we open tomorrow. Suck my nuts mumu

[Anonymous No.51222289]

>>51222264
The goyim know too much

[Anonymous No.51222299]

Oh laaawwwddd markets are healin'

https://streamable.com/v3m794

[Anonymous No.51222313]

>>51222299
>markets healing
I DO NOT CONSENT TO THIS

[Anonymous No.51222315]

>>51221953
>real
that's just the effect of inflation going down

[Anonymous No.51222333]

>>51222222
It's over

[Anonymous No.51222339]

>>51222264
Uh that's wink wink code for he was murdered.. I mean you can't really prove he was but that's the typical way such things are done that leaves no traces back to whoever gave the order. A 22 to the head is far to messy these days.

[Anonymous No.51222341]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51222354]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51222360]

>>51222339
defenestration is so much more covert than a 22 sure now nobody will think he was offed

[Anonymous No.51222368]

>>51222108
>forced mark of the beast vax
>forced ww3 Ukraine
>weaponizing irs, fbi, batf, cdc, abc, dvd, bbq
>says majority of the country is terrztsz
>grooming kids for pedo tranny faggots
>>fighting for the soul of the nation

Who’s he fighting for, b-bros?

[Anonymous No.51222392]

>>51222222
Would you look at that.

[Anonymous No.51222394]

Holy fuck I was so close to buying SOXL puts today but didn't
God damn I would have lost a good chunk of money
Then again I'm down like 40% on my remaining shares.
CHIPS act will save us...right?

[Anonymous No.51222399]

>>51221490
jesus, I haven't seen a domscumm or whatever the fuck that acronym was reference in a long time

[Anonymous No.51222404]

>>51222277
>JFK proceeds to roll in his grave
Also epstein of course.

[Anonymous No.51222410]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51222413]

>>51222339
The other popular method is via the honey trap. Poor sucker gets lured to a hotel room by a hot babe on lure of fucking her. Right when things are about to turn good for him in bursts two dudes who promptly toss the naked sap over the railing.. While the poor fuck is screaming all the way down the girl and two dudes are merely making their way out of the hotel..

[Anonymous No.51222416]

Ugh party city bros

[Anonymous No.51222447]

>>51222368
he's fighting for the soul of the nation
goyim dont have souls, get back in the cage

[Anonymous No.51222457]

>>51222447
How does Rothschild taint taste like?

[Anonymous No.51222462]

Futures are down already? The fuck happened?

[Anonymous No.51222467]

>>51221975
>Okay then riddle me this nigger, where will those trillions of dollars go?
away when the fed sells off their balance sheet and hikes rates
most of that money is created by the 0 percent reserve requirement and credit. it only exists due to the money multiplier effect, so when it goes away thats just "deleveraging" it's not actually deflation

[Anonymous No.51222471]

>>51222457
not as good as your children's foreskins

[Anonymous No.51222473]

>>51222354
>>51222341
>>51222410

its not even funny, why do you post this drivel

[Anonymous No.51222477]

Sources claimed that EACH episode of Rings of Power costed over 450 million.

There's 8 episodes, so that means its over 3.6 billion fucking dollars. Christ. I got a feeling that Amazon stocks will TANK because of this expensive shitshow.

[Anonymous No.51222479]

>>51222462
What happend is, I bought.

[Anonymous No.51222482]

>>51222222

[Anonymous No.51222489]

>>51222222
glorious green friday before holiday weekend inc

[Anonymous No.51222490]

>>51222477
Its a humiliations ritual, it isn't about the money its just about tainting a famous European story.

[Anonymous No.51222494]

>>51222222
what if healing means deleveraging

[Anonymous No.51222504]

>>51222477
they can claim it as a reparations expense due to the cast

[Anonymous No.51222507]

Rocker you played a good games this summer. But you just had to buy soxl. Rip

[Anonymous No.51222508]

>>51222477
Yet they give it to a talentless crew of diverity hire nobodies...for some reason?

[Anonymous No.51222511]

>>51222473
we like to have a little fun around here

[Anonymous No.51222536]

>>51222462
Biden is about to give his speech on how he wants to bomb everyone who won't vote for him in order to save democracy

[Anonymous No.51222540]

>>51222477
ESG is a cancer on the US

[Anonymous No.51222551]

>>51222462
Biden speech demonizing half the country comes on in 1 hour

[Anonymous No.51222560]

>>51222551
You cant have your own heckin opinions. This is America and you will do and believe what you are told.

[Anonymous No.51222561]

>>51220817
Is there a way to get a loan from a bank for a house but not use the money for the house and instead buy Calls on S&P after it crashes later this month?

Or can you only use the money strictly for purchasing a home and are there "loop holes" around it.

Is there anyway to access that liquidity immediately besides selling the home?

[Anonymous No.51222564]

>>51222462
Jim Bradon finna drool in front of a teleprompter with a speech written by a 25 year old commie

[Anonymous No.51222565]

>>51222471
Nice, so you admit you’re going to hell.


Revelation 9:20-21

[Anonymous No.51222568]

>>51220834
Now is as good as any time for some retrace. This has been a very steep drop.

[Anonymous No.51222574]

Trump is going to get arrested and cuckservatives probably won't even do anything about it besides bitch on Facebook/twitter. Tucker Carlson will hit record breaking amount of views and go "this is wrong they can't do that!!!" But won't actually do a call to arms or much of anything really because he's also a puppet. Entire charade goes on for a couple weeks until the next planned crisis comes along. World continues on as usual and normies keep buying McDonald's and iPhones and shit. None of it matters.

[Anonymous No.51222575]

>>51220886
Red until we get a major correction

[Anonymous No.51222582]

>>51222565
>quoting jewish books to a jew
we really fucked you idiots up in the head eh

[Anonymous No.51222588]

Trump is going to get arrested and cuckservatives probably won't even do anything about it besides bitch on Facebook/twitter. Tucker Carlson will hit record breaking amount of views and go "this is wrong they can't do that!!!" But won't actually do a call to arms or much of anything really because he's also a puppet. Entire charade goes on for a couple weeks until the next planned crisis comes along. World continues on as usual and normies keep buying McDonald's and iPhones and shit. None of it matters.

[Anonymous No.51222590]

Bought 10k of sqq today. Lets go Jim Brandon

[Anonymous No.51222597]

>>51222574
its honestly kind of fun watching them crash and burn and be in denial at the whole thing. the GME schizos have such overlap with that crowd in how they act ironically

[Anonymous No.51222600]

>>51222574
>>51222588
Go back

[Anonymous No.51222606]

Treasury bobos how we feeling

[Anonymous No.51222608]

>>51222416
That's referencing SOXL, sorry sweaty.

[SOXL_shill ǃSOXL4BjzBE No.51222614]

I lost it all taking out a loan against my SOXL stack. Fuck. Can anybody spare a few thousand to help me get back in action?
Please, I'll suck your dick!

[Anonymous No.51222620]

Is this autism finally going to pay off anytime soon? Pic related

[Anonymous No.51222622]

>>51222606
Rates keep going up.
Less inverted.
But still inverted.

[Anonymous No.51222623]

Reminder that the 2020 drop was saved after floyd riots. We can come together to save the bullrun by raising racist energy. Do your part to prevent the own nothing reset and call every dark skinned gentleman you come across the N word.

[Anonymous No.51222646]

>>51222623
Nigger I want to own everything including you.

[Anonymous No.51222649]

Remember: Jim Brandon was installed to collapse the US so China could have a free hand to conquer Asia. If what he's doing seems incompetent and doesn't make sense, that's because it's all part of the plan.

How do I profit from this?

[Anonymous No.51222656]

anyone shorting shipping?

[Anonymous No.51222658]

>>51222649
Meds

[Anonymous No.51222669]

>>51222649
>How do I profit from this?
Trade volatility I guess.

[Anonymous No.51222673]

>>51222656
More like waiting for the bottom to buy Israeli shipping stocks (ZIM)

[Anonymous No.51222685]

>>51222622
I will be taking profits here soon on options. My options have went from 80-90% loss to 15% loss. 3.4 on 10yr should be a good place to unload. I bought a very small position on tyo and its price finally moved today doubling in value.

[Anonymous No.51222688]

>>51222623
And my best chance at this is betting for downfall. I'm too poor and too tired. I see the game for what it is now. If you cant be creative then be a doctor or lawyer. Nobility is the easy way out. Labor is the hard way. I cant wait. Honestly I cant.

[Anonymous No.51222704]

EQNR shill?

[Anonymous No.51222716]

>>51222685
Baby feed me... long calls or short. Itm or otm?

[Anonymous No.51222722]

>>51222222
Checkkkkkked

[Anonymous No.51222729]

>>51222704
The Russians got him

[Anonymous No.51222730]

>Cramer called the market oversold on Twitter
It's fucking over

[Anonymous No.51222739]

>>51222730
Fake.
Link?

[Anonymous No.51222746]

>>51222264
2spoopy4moi

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51222749]

>>51222614
No!

[Anonymous No.51222755]

Keep fucking with oil and the arabs are going to have to act.

[Anonymous No.51222766]

>>51222739
https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1565465703645417474?cxt=HHwWhMC83eyw07krAAAA

[Anonymous No.51222768]

The annual combined federal reserve salary is 2.6 billion dollars per year

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51222778]

>>51222551
They better not cancel Tucker for this shit!

[Anonymous No.51222782]

>>51222704
He made his memes and made no money off that oil stock. He missed out on party city

[Anonymous No.51222788]

>>51222561
>loan from a bank for a house but not use the money for the house and instead buy Calls on S&P after it crashes later this month?
Yeah. If you qualify for a mortgage you can qualify for personal loans too.

[Anonymous No.51222792]

>>51222730
That's basically implying Musk will eventually buy twitter.

[Anonymous No.51222801]

>>51222704
Don't you know that shills stop replying when their memestock starts to tank or otherwise not do what was "guaranteed"?

[Anonymous No.51222802]

>bobotards are still falling for the inverse Cramer psyops

[Anonymous No.51222820]

you retards need to realize what short cramer really means. people think its just teflon to inverse him but you need to realize that cramer is fucking malicious and intentional with what he does when he shills stocks to his retarded fans.

just because he makes a comment on the broad market doesn't mean you should inverse it.

[Anonymous No.51222826]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51222829]

>>51222766
Wow. This is bad... 2 week rally followed by collapse?

[Anonymous No.51222859]

>>51222820
Or just realize he is an ex pro boomer who doesn't understand tech, fellates every ceo who comes on, and is focused on entertainment plus some basic advice

He got advice from one of the best hedge fund managers on covid and correctly warned everyone way ahead of time

[Anonymous No.51222858]

>>51222782
Jokes on you guys, I made a whopping 2%

[Anonymous No.51222861]

Anyone with BRK-A share?

[Anonymous No.51222877]

>tomorrows

[Anonymous No.51222914]

>>51222858
Almost went all in on that but thank fuck I didn't. Sold the top of SIGA, sold the top of GUSH. Now I'm about to scalp some easy SOXL gains tomorrow. Probably only holding until tomorrow. Not planning on holding anything over a 3 day weekend.

[Anonymous No.51222917]

>>51222861
No, but eyeing a Lindt share.

[Anonymous No.51222918]

Oil is pumping again. What will be the nonsense that causes it to dump in the middle of the night?

[Anonymous No.51222924]

I deserve to be raped.

Unrelated I'm down on every stock I own

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51222926]

>>51222861
I want to get more but I'm not averaging up.

[Anonymous No.51222933]

>>51222914
Yeah to be honest I felt pretty bad about EQNR. I really thought it had more room to run.
Sorry bros.

[Anonymous No.51222935]

WHAT'S THE JOBS REPORT GONNA SAY TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.51222940]

got some eseential watchlist tips? im busy fixing it up but not sure if i should add more things.

[Anonymous No.51222957]

>>51222935
Evidently news so bad that the president would rather try starting a civil war to distract from it.

[Anonymous No.51222958]

>>51222935
you already know

[Anonymous No.51222982]

>>51222877
>>tomorrows
Unemployment data tomorrow. Could be ugly before long weekend.

[Anonymous No.51222991]

>>51222982
>could

[Anonymous No.51222998]

>>51222926
Seems like a good candidate for the wheel strategy.

[Anonymous No.51223005]

>>51222935
It’ll be positive so fed has to hike more.

[Anonymous No.51223012]

>>51222788
>"and what will you be using this loan for sir"
>"i want to buy call options on the s&p 500"
>"ok, and do you have experience with options and the stock market?"
>"not really i just get most of my information from /smg/ on 4chan"
>"sir im afraid we will have to deny your request for a loan"

[Anonymous No.51223015]

>>51222477
Not quite. $450m for the first season, projecting $100-150m for another 4 which...lol

>Details of the memoranda were revealed in April 2021,[94] when New Zealand's Minister of Economic Development and Tourism, Stuart Nash, revealed that Amazon was spending NZ$650 million (US$465 million) on the first season, making it eligible for NZ$160 million (US$114 million) in tax rebates. James Hibberd at The Hollywood Reporter noted that the US$465 million amount "almost certainly" included additional costs to the season's production budget, including the startup costs of building sets, costumes, and props that would be used in future seasons as well.[96] Salke soon confirmed this, describing the cost as a "crazy headline that's fun to click on, but that is really building the infrastructure of what will sustain the whole series".[97]
-https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lord_of_the_Rings:_The_Rings_of_Power

[Anonymous No.51223022]

what time does sleepy joe speak tonight? anywhere to watch?

[Anonymous No.51223041]

>>51223015
>he trusts those numbers

[Anonymous No.51223044]

>>51222933
I didn't lose any money so I'm other words if any body else did it's, Not. My. Problem.

[Anonymous No.51223045]

>>51221026

There is nothing wrong with short dated puts or calls. Thing is...you better not hold on close and you better be willing to sell immediately if it goes the wrong way

Getting up to take a shit could ruin you if you are doing same day stuff

But the upside is badass.

[Anonymous No.51223047]

>>51223022
8PM,just google white house live

[Anonymous No.51223070]

>>51221083
With that stack i couldve got 33k a year of divs

[Anonymous No.51223072]

>>51223041
I mean, hey, that's the kind of shit that gets double checked on earnings calls. Just don't pencil in something 8x the real number and get your dick blown off on shorting AMZN.

[Anonymous No.51223088]

>>51220817
Anons your participation needed, post opinions and habbenings

Global Hyperinflation General /GHG/ >>>/pol/393491181

[Anonymous No.51223094]

>>51221083
Bullshit. This faggot simply transferred the funds. Back to r3ddit, nigger.

[Anonymous No.51223108]

>>51220860
you envy abused children?

[Anonymous No.51223151]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51223158]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51223168]

>>51223012
>i want to buy call options on the s&p 500"
You can lie you know? Theyre asking because they have to. If you lie they just say they were fed wrong info if anything happens. They just want deniability.

[Anonymous No.51223170]

>>51223088
nah i prefer to keep my postings to one honeypot, make it easier on you guys

[Anonymous No.51223190]

>>51222829
That or worse

[Anonymous No.51223192]

>>51223158
Omg is this real?

[Anonymous No.51223197]

>nexts

[Anonymous No.51223199]

>>51222656
>anyone shorting shipping?
i cant figure out how shipping stocks trade, so i avoid them. anyone know what makes them go up or down?

[Anonymous No.51223200]

https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

White Dark Biden says in about 12 minutes will determine the future of the market for next week. If he's actually insane enough to say what they think he's gonna say then holy shit.

[Anonymous No.51223215]

>>51223200
worked out for Hillary, why not?

[Anonymous No.51223220]

>>51223158
look at those lil niggas go

[Anonymous No.51223223]

>>51223200
He's not gonna say the word,r-right?

[Anonymous No.51223226]

>>51223192
No it's the new Unreal engine

[Anonymous No.51223235]

>>51223200
>what they think he's gonna say
What's that I'm out of the loop

[Anonymous No.51223243]

>>51223235
muh basket of deplorables

[Anonymous No.51223245]

>>51223168
i know i was just shitposting

[Anonymous No.51223248]

>>51223200
Fuck, I don't know if I have enough bandwidth to stream this... I already have 2 cam girls open

[Anonymous No.51223249]

>>51223235
Apparently he's set to call MAGA Republicans an extremist threat to the nation and a huge threat to democracy.

[Anonymous No.51223251]

brandon live, get in here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_2D8Eo15wE

[Anonymous No.51223257]

>>51223249
Which is every GOP member in congress except like 5

[Anonymous No.51223260]

why arent u buying asts right now? currently trading under 12 dollars per share. launch date leaked for the 10th. expected to blast off to 30 dollars per share. literally free money.

[Anonymous No.51223264]

New

>>51223262
>>51223262

[Anonymous No.51223269]

>>51222998
you just know

[Anonymous No.51223270]

>>51223264
Fuck off with these early bakes, faggot.

[Anonymous No.51223271]

>>51223266

>>51223266

>>51223266

NEW THREAD

[Anonymous No.51223278]

>>51223264
Cool it with the early baking

[Anonymous No.51223282]

>>51223264
>>51223271

I love you guys.

[Anonymous No.51223292]

>>51223264
>>51223271

[Anonymous No.51223297]

>>51223264
>>51223271
I don't know which loo to poo in...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51223309]

>>51222998
They don't offer options on it because you're talking about 40 million tied to a single contract. A final day at the money option would probably cost like 250k.

[Anonymous No.51223316]

[Anonymous No.51223366]

I miss the days when scantily clad anime girls ruled the new threads when the old one was far into page 5. Also why is there no CC ticker?

[Anonymous No.51224781]

>>51223015
I can't believe my tax money is paying for this trash
Fuck this gay country

[Anonymous No.51224859]

>>51222264
Russia is a fucking shithole and putin is a dictator

[Anonymous No.51224893]

should start building an intel position. Seeing it shilled alot here

[Anonymous No.51225468]

>>51223260
> rocket explodes on egress
What does the stock do now?

[Anonymous No.51225503]

should start shorting intel. seeing it shilled alot here