/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51217651]

Bite the pillow edition

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>51216180

[Anonymous No.51217675]

I NEVER SHORT CAUSE SHORTS ARE THE COUSIN OF PUMPS

[Anonymous No.51217677]

When's the bottom, cashgang?

[Anonymous No.51217682]

>emerging markets are still beating the developed markets
why is europe being out done by literal shitholes

[Anonymous No.51217688]

>>51217675
based nigger

[Anonymous No.51217690]

Buy JEPI until the next bull run because we are gonna crab for the next 5 years after this dump.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51217696]

>>51217657
fuck you, piss drinker.

[Anonymous No.51217702]

PARTY CITY IS THE NEXT AMC, BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.51217704]

>Mumus so deprived of gains a 20 minute rally sends them cheering and calling the bottom

[Anonymous No.51217713]

>>51217702
sell signal

[Anonymous No.51217719]

get fucked momo

[Anonymous No.51217721]

>Steve's wife dies in her sleep
>Bald and Bankrupt is finished
>Assets are all depreciating
>Interest rates going up until the year 20xx
Nothing is good anymore.

[Anonymous No.51217722]

I just bought 50k in SOXL calls.

[Anonymous No.51217725]

>>51217690
jesus fuck why is this doing so well compared to other dividend etfs

[Anonymous No.51217731]

it's funny how /smg/ niggers only talk about their positions when they're up and then dead silence when it's down

[Anonymous No.51217733]

>>51217722
Nice larp you faggot!!! AIN'T NO ONE THIS STUPID!!

[Anonymous No.51217739]

>>51217725
Because it’s a secret fund Managed by JP Morgan Jews for rich clients.

[Anonymous No.51217753]

>>51217721
>fellow Steve enjoyer
That was incredibly shocking to hear out of the blue that his wife just randomly died. Shouldn't have happened to a based guy like Steve.

[Anonymous No.51217754]

>>51217702
>next AMC
>one is a debt ridden unprofitable movie theater
>other is a profitable party store that also doubles as the largest wholesaler and manufacturer of party goods
no thank you

[Anonymous No.51217762]

Nice larp you faggot!!! AIN'T NO ONE THIS STUPID!!

[Anonymous No.51217769]

>>51217731
The best bit is the namefags disappearing like a fart in the wind

[Anonymous No.51217771]

>>51217690
>we are gonna crab for the next 5 years after this dump
That's not how markets work. You're supposed to rotate out of income after the bottom forms so that you can catch the upside gains. Income etfs underperform during recoveries/bull markets.

[Anonymous No.51217780]

>>51217731
people clowned on PRTY when it was down last Friday along with the rest of the market

that should have been your buy signal

[Anonymous No.51217781]

>>51217733
Wtf is happening with semis and why are they all dumping? The chip act thing was a lie

[Anonymous No.51217786]

>>51217731
Where have you been all day?

[Anonymous No.51217796]

>>51217704
>waits patiently for power hour
That's right mumu. It's safe now. Come on out. Don't you want to slurp? Look at the rally, doesn't it look delicious? There will be another one very soon, isn't that grand?
Thaaaaats right, there we are. Go ahead and buy. It's alright. Stonks only go up, right?

[Anonymous No.51217807]

I don't like fucking bankers, okay?

[Anonymous No.51217810]

>>51217739
No honestly most shit posted here is terrible, this seems genuinely good

[Anonymous No.51217820]

Sepbottom

[Anonymous No.51217831]

>>51217771
You're partially right.
However look at what happened to the S&P from 2000 to 2013.
I believe it is very possible we revisit such a crabby market. There are a lot of geopolitical issues to work out over the next 5 years.

[Anonymous No.51217838]

Is the new Lawd Dem Rangz bullish for AMZN?

[Anonymous No.51217845]

>>51217838
Crab

[Anonymous No.51217851]

>>51217831
very antisemitic post anon, markets only go up

[Anonymous No.51217854]

>good at finance, think it would be fun career
>get into it
>turns out your a cuck now who gets to watch other peoples money get traded while it’s illegal for you to trade

[Anonymous No.51217857]

>>51217810
>>51217690
>>51217725

I need to meme JEPI into being the mascot of a multiyear bear market like Ren is for SOXL.
But I don't think there are any cute crab girls.

Sad

[Anonymous No.51217862]

SOXS is the answer. Face it. Semiconductors are crap in all but name. The desire for lamer, slower, gayer is finished. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networking gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, the list goes on. No matter how few cores, how slow or inefficient, demand requires shittier, slower, expensive, worse. The clamor for burnt silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender or other vain conceit. The multitude speaks in singular. The plea: semishits.
SOXS couples a single ETF entry point with the the worst companies the space has to offer then pushes the already stellar returns to the limit with -3x leverage. With SOXS your economic interests are aligned with hardware dumpster fires TSMC, Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, Dutch based ASML, Broadcom, AMD, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. Dog shit tech companies with stagnant products nobody wants, not tech companies pushing informative ads. And like all leveraged inverse ETFs, SOXS is rebalanced daily, accelerating gains in an downmarket while mitigating margin risks in a uptrends.
In the last year, SOXS has exploded over 70% (not even counting dividends!) yet still we are early. Semiconductor growth has reversed and every viable space is finished with it. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of uninterested parties and compelling outcomes make it so. The injection of increasingly crappier and inefficient sensors, microcontrollers, information processing, storage, and machine learning into everywhere and everything will be this era's final breath, a revolution with SOXS holders planted firmly at the receiving end. Waiting for the "pullback" is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51217864]

I'm not fucking happy! Why did the selling stop?!?!! Didn't you see what they said? USA and China will be fighting each other, and USA is going to friendly fire upon the Nips and Gooks because they look like they're Chinese.

[Anonymous No.51217865]

>>51217838
>I'M ACTING

[Anonymous No.51217872]

>>51217864
WW3 BULLISH AF

[Anonymous No.51217874]

JOE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN

[Anonymous No.51217877]

>>51217753
It was brutal to watch, definitely shouldn't have happened to him. Sad, because I can see him using alcohol to cope.
Prayin for him.
>>51217796
>Stonks only go up, right?
Yes
>>51217838
>$1Billion budget
You underestimate globomedias ability to foist this piece of shit on people.

[Anonymous No.51217881]

>>51217865
>gibs me dat rang yt boi

[Anonymous No.51217882]

this IS the bottom ok, is just IS

[Anonymous No.51217886]

Is there a defense ETF without Boeing that I can buy in preparation for tension near Taiwan?

[Anonymous No.51217888]

>>51217807
If my banker looked like this I'd enjoy fucking her

[Anonymous No.51217889]

YOU CANNOT TELL ME THAT THIS IS ORGANIC PRICE ACTION WITH A PROFIT MOTIVE AS OPPOSED TO A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS SITTING AROUND BIDDING THE PRICE UP FOR MIDTERMS

[Anonymous No.51217891]

S&P likely to bounce to 400 (and fail) IMO.
There is strong support level at 390 and there is a shoulder line to fill at 400.
Also a reversal pattern of shrinking magnitude lows.

Would be a good breather for the daily RSI to allow for further down-moves IMO.

[Anonymous No.51217913]

>>51217886
yeah its called being a charge and investing in tsm anyways

[Anonymous No.51217918]

Thanks to the PRTY shills
I'm already up $1.30 on my 1 call

[Anonymous No.51217925]

>>51217889
We'll see if the markets shit the bed in the last 10 minutes again.

[Anonymous No.51217926]

>>51217913
>being a charge

[Anonymous No.51217928]

>>51217862
kek vey nice anon

[Anonymous No.51217947]

>>51217926
BE A FUCKING CHARGE ANON

[Anonymous No.51217950]

How do I profit from this?

[Anonymous No.51217959]

>>51217881
https://streamable.com/v3m794

[Anonymous No.51217962]

Friday going to be healing time?

[Anonymous No.51217963]

There will be no V shaped recovery. The collapse hasn't even started. When we hit bottom people will be very angry and they'll all be pointing fingers at the fed. Heavy money printing will be viewed as a return to the high inflation environment everyone hated so much.
There will be a new generation of real estate baggies created, all trying to scrape out break even. We're in for a 2012 consolidation period.

[Anonymous No.51217964]

>>51217947

[Anonymous No.51217973]

>>51217690
JEPI ... Stop taking Gregs advice on stocks / ETFs. Are you still buying PDBC as well ?
I swear to god, his last good call was oil earlier this year.

Jepi is doing dogshit, but I guess it keeps you hedged. Question is if its enough for as shitty it is doing.

[Anonymous No.51217975]

>>51217950
How do they get away with this?

[Anonymous No.51217977]

>>51217950
DRV, SRS, REK

[dad/daddy No.51217984]

>>51217959
holy fuck is this real? This looks like a joke (obviously the names are, I just mean otherwise)

[Anonymous No.51217985]

>>51217959
i am really tired of tiny hats putting brown in everything

[Anonymous No.51217986]

>>51217950
Uh whatever Burry did for 2008 would be good.

[Anonymous No.51217991]

>The gap is *frequently* bigger than the actual market hours price movement

I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS

[Anonymous No.51217999]

>>51217950
mark the african american box on your loan application. If they say you're not just reeeeee in ebonics

[dad/daddy No.51218002]

>>51217986
yeah let me go buy 400M in credit default swaps from the street rq

[Anonymous No.51218012]

What stocks do we buy because of this?
S&W?

Can we not do this now Biden.

[Anonymous No.51218014]

>>51217950

[Anonymous No.51218015]

>>51217950
>everything thinking this is their way of screwing over white people
>in reality this is just them using "diversity" to get around Dodd-Frank act and other shit

[Anonymous No.51218016]

>>51218002
Yeah that. Go go.

[Anonymous No.51218019]

Someone with MS Paint skills needs to edit lum into the picture.

[Anonymous No.51218022]

>>51217984
Oh it's real

[Anonymous No.51218028]

>>51217950
>literally the exact shit that caused the 2008 collapse

[Anonymous No.51218034]

>>51218002
hey pick up some for me bro, i'll pay you back

[Anonymous No.51218035]

>>51217682
Generally you need electricity to run anything beyond an 18th century economy.

[Anonymous No.51218041]

>>51218022
is that gandalf?

[Anonymous No.51218044]

>>51218019

[Anonymous No.51218048]

>>51218012
>calls maga gop extreme threat to democracy
>purposefully promote gop candidates
I remember when politicians actually tried to be sneaky. They just do this shit right in front of you now and gaslight you if you speak up

[Anonymous No.51218057]

>>51217950
a young nigga like me finna buy my momma new crib

[Anonymous No.51218058]

>>51217651
I like Paw Patrol, so I've been a Party City man for a long time. Now that I'm a Party City stockholder the employees greet me by name when I enter the store and ask me if I need any Paw Patrol supplies for the next birthday party.
Yesterday I made my weekly trip to Party City and the pretty Hispanic girl at the register, Angelina, said she had something new to show me. She took me into the office and let me sit in the manager's chair.
"Don't move, sir. I'll be right back."
When she returned she had a new employee with her, a surprisingly clean Somali girl of about eighteen. Angelina took off her shit and revealed a massive pair of gravity-defying breasts. She slapped the Somali girl on the left breast and yelled something in her language. The Somali—her name is Aamiina— took her shirt off as well. She had small, perky breasts, and once she was topless she produced a Paw Patrol party hat and put it on my head.
Angelina swept a bunch of unpaid invoices onto the floor. "Who do you want on the desk?"
I pointed at Aamiina.
All of a sudden I was fucking Angelina from behind while Angelina pleasured Aamiina with her mouth. Despite being Muslim, Aamiina's family had not removed her clitoris. She was enjoying Angelina's tongue and started screaming for the Prophet Mohamed as she climaxed. Pressure started building in my balls and the base of my cock and I could tell I was getting close. After Aaniina's orgasm Angelina grabbed her pants off the floor and found a pocket-sized Quran. Then she got on her knees. Aamiina pushed Angelina's tits together while Angelina held the Quran open on top of her tits. I screamed as ropes of cum covered Angelina, Aamiina, and the Quran. Then I used the Quran to wipe my cock. Party City has a thermostat policy to protect profits for shareholders, so I also used it to wipe the sweat from the crack of my ass.
Party City gives investors great value and has immeasurable intangible upside. See you on the moon!

[Anonymous No.51218063]

>>51218022
What the fuck,who's behind this even?

[Anonymous No.51218066]

>didn't go into SOXS because I figured this shit market would be kept afloat until November
>look at SOXL
it's literally been like 5 days what the fuck

[Anonymous No.51218070]

>>51218044
Fuck
Fuck that's awful. You've gotta go camping and shit with a gun anons, this is nightmare fuel

[Anonymous No.51218076]

>>51218066
It's not too late to get into SOXS, we are going to be in a downfall for the entire month

[Anonymous No.51218078]

>>51217886
Buy DFEN as well as some BA puts.

[Anonymous No.51218079]

>>51217950
High finance Jews have actually turned redpilled, when it comes to their own bottom lines. They need someone to buy the bags.

[Anonymous No.51218080]

>>51218044
bobros.. have we gone too far?

[Anonymous No.51218081]

>bulls get week after week of easy trending day
>people who realize the market is uninvestable garbage being propped up by socialist faggots get to eat a big bowl of overnight gaps and crabwalking

THEY SHOULD HAVE TO ADMIT THAT THE MARKET IS FAKE, OTHERWISE THEY ARE JUST CONNING US INTO MAKING BAD DECISIONS SO THEY CAN GAIN POLITICAL POWER

[Anonymous No.51218085]

>>51218063
(((who))) indeed

[Anonymous No.51218086]

>>51218063
J

[Anonymous No.51218093]

>>51218066
the whole semiconductor sector has gotten boged to hell and back the last week

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51218097]

>>51217950
Isn't it illegal to determine who you give a mortgage to because of their race?

[Anonymous No.51218107]

>>51218044
incredible what we're willing to put up with to save le environment when we could easily wipe out every other carnivore on the planet

[Anonymous No.51218114]

>>51218097
nothing is illegal when a bank does it

[Anonymous No.51218117]

>>51218097
*Buys more DVR

[Anonymous No.51218119]

>>51218086
It's those damned Javanese, I knew it!

[Anonymous No.51218121]

I'm cashgang, not a bobo.
If you aren't out now, you are retarded. Every sign points to pain.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51218122]

>>51218114
>>51218097
>>51217950
On April 11, 1968, President Lyndon Johnson signed the Civil Rights Act of 1968, which was meant as a follow-up to the Civil Rights Act of 1964. The 1968 Act expanded on previous acts and prohibited discrimination concerning the sale, rental, and financing of housing based on race, religion, national origin, sex, (and as amended) handicap and family status. Title VIII of the Act is also known as the Fair Housing Act (of 1968).

[Anonymous No.51218123]

>>51218097
that is very anti semitic of you anon

[Anonymous No.51218124]

>>51218078
Dfen puts?

[Anonymous No.51218136]

>>51218097
Who knows anon, the establishment is currently among the most overtly racist bunch of shitbags to have ever existed; nothing they have ever said about equality or fairness matters. It is all just 100% pure bullshit so that the party that's even more corrupt than republicans -- at least republicans don't pretend to be altruistic while they're actually just complete subversionist shitsacks -- can self-preserve.

[Anonymous No.51218138]

1 day pump, tomorrow, be there

[Anonymous No.51218139]

>>51218070
when bear attacks happen it's often because the bear drags someone out of their tent
you probably wouldn't have time to go for your just and even if you managed to you'd be horribly mauled in the time it takes you to blast the bear
just don't go camping in grizzly country

[Anonymous No.51218142]

EVERYONE COOL IT

[Anonymous No.51218154]

>>51218122
flagrantly unconstitutional

[Anonymous No.51218156]

>>51218139
that's not how it works

[Anonymous No.51218157]

>>51217959
I'm probably going to watch like 20 minutes of this and then never think about it again. But I am looking forward to ogle that Galadriel actress.

[Anonymous No.51218167]

anybody shorting LULU into earnings?

[Anonymous No.51218174]

>>51218070
I feel like if I lived near bobos I wouldn't go anywhere without a rifle

[Anonymous No.51218175]

>>51218138
Holiday monday,mumu

[Anonymous No.51218179]

>>51218044
>Mum, it’s not hurting any more. I don’t feel the pain. Forgive me for everything, I love you so much.'

[Baggie !!qFagE99MFIv No.51218182]

>>51218122
Reverse discrimination is allowed baggot.

[Anonymous No.51218186]

>>51218139
>just don't go camping
Solid plan. If Boy Scouts taught me anything it's that camping invariably sucks.

[Anonymous No.51218194]

>>51218124
No, I mean if you own an ETF but don't like component X, you can buy the ETF and short an amount of X equal to its weighting in the ETF.

So if DFEN is triple levered with a 5% BA weighting, you can buy $100 of DFEN and short $15 of BA*. Then you get your warbucks while any dumb diversity moves by Boeing that would drag you down are canceled out by your short.

*Puts can be a less capital-intensive way of doing this.

[Anonymous No.51218195]

>>51218186
so true bestie

[Anonymous No.51218196]

>>51218174
just wave your arms in the air and yell at them. they're just pests
t. innawoods resider

[Anonymous No.51218203]

>>51218070
It's surprisingly common actually.
Bears are so big and powerful that they don't need to kill their prey before they eat it.
Many bear victims will be found with all of their abdominal organs gone, but no other obvious fatal wounds.
They will literally eat you from groin to neck whilst you are still alive.

[Anonymous No.51218216]

>>51218196
black bears are pests
grizzlies and for alaskanites the white bears can and will eat humans

[Anonymous No.51218225]

SQQQ IS DUMPING! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51218229]

Fuck u who ever bought party city and crashed it at 2.12. U had all week to buy below 2 but your nigger ass had to buy the top

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51218231]

FUCK THIS SHIT!

[Anonymous No.51218235]

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[Anonymous No.51218237]

How do you find these chink companies before they scam rocket to the moon? Does SHGKY have potential to moon? I might buy a $100 lotto ticket but I'm basically throwing darts blindfolded

[Anonymous No.51218244]

>>51218225
TQQQ IS PUMPING!

[Anonymous No.51218250]

If the bear's black, fight back.
If the bear's brown, lay down.
If the bear's white, say goodnight.

[Anonymous No.51218258]

bottom is in

bull run is in effect

time to get exuberant bull bros

[Anonymous No.51218261]

>Markets crab to flat close on news of increased market volatility

[Anonymous No.51218262]

>>51218250
>If the bear's brown, lay down.
no if the bear's brown unload your tube of copper sabot slugs into it's face or you're dead meat

[Anonymous No.51218265]

>>51218203
Fact: bears are the most powerful race in the world

[Anonymous No.51218267]

>>51218107
this anon is one of the few sane people left in the west.

[Anonymous No.51218268]

Ready for sour hour,mumu?

[Anonymous No.51218269]

>>51218235
GET SCARED YOU LAZY BEARS! Take your gains its time!

[Anonymous No.51218271]

AEVA + NVDA

[Anonymous No.51218273]

Is this the end of semis bros? How much worse does it get? Indexes are barely down.

[Anonymous No.51218275]

>>51218216
all bears can eat humans. Polars are the only ones who actively hunt humans. Grizzlies and browns are pests. Just don't try fighting them over a fish but otherwise just yell at them and they fuck off. I literally run tank sized bears out of my yard every year by yelling at them. They get a guilty look on their face and run, pretty comical desu

[Anonymous No.51218276]

>>51218244
>TQQQ
NO YOU ARE NOT REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51218283]

>>51218196
Black bears are overgrown racoons against which this tactic will work. Brown bears, aka Grizzlies, do not give a shit and happily intermingle with Polar bear populations. They will eat you and waving your arms and screaming at them is a good way to die. The proper response is backing away slowly while turning the safety on your 12g with slugs off and making sure there is one in the chamber. Alternatively, don't fucking go to bear country.

[Anonymous No.51218285]

OIL WTF happened today?

[Anonymous No.51218290]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE GOLDEN BULL RUN HAS BEGUN
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.51218291]

And would you look at that we're reviving! Today we close green. Green again tomorrow. Green 4 days next week. TQQQ to 60 by election day, get fucked bobos

[Anonymous No.51218294]

>>51218285
THATS A BIDEN WIN

[Anonymous No.51218298]

>>51218283
shut the fuck up nigger i live in remote alaska i'm not even on the road system go get raped by a paki or whatever you city fags do

[Anonymous No.51218307]

>>51218285
Arab betray

[Anonymous No.51218308]

>>51218275
grizzlies don't give a fuck you stupid nigger they will kill you dead for no reason even if they aren't hungry and there are plenty of cases of hungry grizzlies attacking and eating people in campsites
or eating people who walked too far into the woods in bear country even relatively close to civilization
I also live in "bear country" but the black bears hardly count

[Anonymous No.51218312]

I nearly bought some SOXL at $12.01 and I pussied out.....

[Anonymous No.51218314]

What is going on?

[Anonymous No.51218315]

>>51218307
by dumping everything? What news actually made it drop 3% ina ducking day?

[Anonymous No.51218316]

>>51218298
>on the internet, nobody knows you're a literal grizzly/grolar bear baiting unwitting retards to their deaths
You get lucky every time that tactic works until it doesn't and then you die and a native pisses firewater on you when your body gets found in the morning.

[Anonymous No.51218320]

>>51218285
We don't talk about that bro

[Anonymous No.51218321]

The meltup is finally here.

[Anonymous No.51218324]

>>51218308
also black bears can still kill you because its still a fucking bear

[Anonymous No.51218328]

>>51218298
then why the fuck are the overwhelming majority of bear attack cases by grizzlies
I'll give you a hint: they are aggressive and perfectly happy to eat people and also live near people in states more densely populated than the alaskan tundra

[Anonymous No.51218329]

>>51218283
I've always heard their behavior is basically identical and the reason you play dead against a grizzly bear even though it will still kill you is because, in that case, you stand absolutely no chance of fighting back

[Anonymous No.51218331]

>>51218285
Everyone realized you can just short sell oil futures even if you don't own any. They don't check.

[Anonymous No.51218336]

390 was the bottom. You shorted the bottom fucking lol

[Anonymous No.51218347]

i just bought 9200 shares of AQB today AMA

[Anonymous No.51218348]

>>51218324
black bears are well known to run off the moment there's a loud noise desu

[Anonymous No.51218357]

nice spy calls scalp

[Anonymous No.51218361]

If you think you're getting fucked by the bears, just remember: you're not Timothy Treadwell.
Jesus Christ, that guy was a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.51218366]

MY SQQQ IS GETTING WRECKED!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.51218372]

whats the ticker for the Nasdaq in tradingview that's real-time and not delayed?

[Anonymous No.51218373]

>>51218139
no most bear attacks to campers happen when they don't sleep in a tent and instead in a bivvy or hammock. bobo goes to the campsite to check out the smells and gets surprised by a bagholder putting it in attack mode

[Anonymous No.51218374]

>>51218348
I'm still not risking that they weigh up to 600 fucing pounds.

[Anonymous No.51218378]

>>51218321

[Anonymous No.51218379]

>>51218366
kek the KPop faggot always buys the top

[Anonymous No.51218382]

>>51218347
How’s it feel to lose 25%?

[Anonymous No.51218390]

>>51218374
well yeah obviously you want to be armed and avoid them but a random retarded woman isn't nearly as likely to get torn apart by a black bear on a whim

[Anonymous No.51218394]

>>51218107
>Kills all carnivores
>World is overrun with prey animals
>Kills all prey animals
>World is overrun with insects
>Kills all insects
>Plants no longer can naturally reproduce
>Humans in charge of fixing this
Kek good luck planetary baggie

[Anonymous No.51218402]

finally, a nice sustainable rally to SPY 600 can begin

[Anonymous No.51218404]

It's really gonna go fill that stupid fucking gap huh

[Anonymous No.51218406]

>he isn't going cash
what are you doing

[Anonymous No.51218413]

>>51218373
plenty of cases where grizzlies drag ppl out of their tents in the rockies because they're hungry and 150+ pounds of lean meat is just behind that thin layer of canvas

[Anonymous No.51218414]

>dow green
Where are you doom posting bobos now??

[Anonymous No.51218425]

>>51218357
I think we will test 400 to fill out that shoulder line.

Then prolly dump again all the way to 370

[Anonymous No.51218426]

>>51218315
China closing a city, iran fud, sector rotation, I don't fucking know man, the market is terminally retarded.

[Anonymous No.51218436]

JEPI BROS WE ARE LEAVING THE SPY IN THE DUST
LET US FEAST ON THE DEGENERATE OPTION BUYERS AS WE COLLECT OUR DIVIDENDS AND OUTPERFORM THE MARKET AGAIN

THANK YOU JP MORGAN JEWS

[Anonymous No.51218441]

>>51218041
Le'Bilbo

[Anonymous No.51218444]

>>51218394
>Plants no longer can naturally reproduce
What is wind. Also fuck complex lifeforms we're going single cell on this planet baby

[Anonymous No.51218448]

>>51218394
we wiped out virtually all megafauna and virtually all large carnivores EXCEPT for bears and the environment is doing great
wiping out anything reasonably capable of harming us doesn't mean we have to kill honeybees and grasshoppers

[Anonymous No.51218454]

>>51218426
At least gas is hanging tough.

[Anonymous No.51218453]

W ALLAH AND JUST LIKE THAT THE BOTTOM IS IN

[Anonymous No.51218457]

look at all this faggot ass volume
just fucking look at it

[Anonymous No.51218461]

Meltup meltup meltup meltup MELTUP! Market will be at ATH by EoY.

[Anonymous No.51218464]

>>51218413
>lean meat
Not in the US

[Anonymous No.51218466]

long BBW

don't question it

[Anonymous No.51218471]

>>51218382
my purchase price is 1.15 bro

[Anonymous No.51218473]

>>51218461
Why?

[Anonymous No.51218479]

YEAH IM THINKING WERE BACK

[Anonymous No.51218485]

WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE A BIG FUCKING SCAM
WHY CAN'T WE JUST HAVE FAIR SYSTEMS AND THEN ALLOW PEOPLE TO LIVE THEIR FUCKING LIVES

[Anonymous No.51218493]

>market didn't bounce on tuesday
>it bounced on thursday
Well fuck you too.

[Anonymous No.51218507]

>>51218485

[Anonymous No.51218509]

>>51218471
U do know you just donated right? They will dilute and send it to .20 cents

[Anonymous No.51218508]

BUY BUYSS BUYYYYYY WE ARE GREEEN FUCK BOBO

[Anonymous No.51218511]

>>51217950
Inverse REIT ETF?

[Anonymous No.51218513]

>>51218485
Jews.

[Anonymous No.51218517]

>>51218473
BECAUSE THEY ALL DECIDED TO ANNOUNCE THAT IT'S THE MELTUP WHILE PPT BIDS THE PRICE UP SO PRESIDENT FAGGOT DOESN'T HAVE TO LOOK LIKE SUCH A TOOLSHED GOING INTO MIDTERMS
THAT'S WHY

[Anonymous No.51218519]

>>51218329
It really just depends on the bear. Most of the time if they're not starving hungry or don't have cubs with them or aren't having a bad day, yeah you can just yell at them and make yourself look big and they'll fuck off. If they're hungry, or just pissed off in general, or especially if they have cubs with them then you're probably going to die unless you get extremely lucky. I wouldn't ever go into bear country without a reliable semi-auto 12g loaded with 3.5" magnum slugs for any reason whatsoever, but that's because I refuse to be turned into a pile of shit in the woods. Crazier fuckers than me do it with nothing at all or just a can of bear spray.

[Anonymous No.51218520]

I'm recoooooooooovering

[Anonymous No.51218521]

RECESSION CANCELLED
1000% GDP INCREASE
WGMI

[Anonymous No.51218523]

LOL bears are about to counter fuck you bulls in about half an hour...

[Anonymous No.51218525]

ANSWER THE DOOR BOBO SOMEBODY WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU

[Anonymous No.51218529]

>>51218471

[Anonymous No.51218533]

LOOK AT ALL THESE STUPID FUCKING FAGGOTS TRYING TO *ADVERTISE* THE FUCKING STOCK MARKET
I HATE YOU ALL SO FUCKING MUCH HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.51218537]

sold my TSLA and SG puts midday today

nice

[Anonymous No.51218538]

no wait wait bobo nooo please i didn't mean it--!!

[Anonymous No.51218541]

>>51218517
U sound like an actual schizophrenic

[Anonymous No.51218544]

test

i cant wait to buy base metal producers at 2017 prices bros.

[Anonymous No.51218548]

SPY redemption arc to ~$415 starting now.

[Anonymous No.51218552]

Tfw you scalp the doom bear market.

[Anonymous No.51218555]

>>51217682
>25% zoomer unemployment in Europe
>birthrates in the trash
>everything is designed to funnel money to boomers
>immigration isn't even giving jobs to tech niggers like the USA because the salaries are shit, it's just herds of seething muslim africans and slavs (who act like africans) shitting everything up
>UK real population is around 87 million, 20 million 'temporary' residents who have been living there for 20 years
>other western european countries also overcrowded
>no oil
>no exploitation of natural resources to appease green retards
>no investment in Icelandic resources or Greenlandic resources because muh environments
Gonna stop there to say that I heard Icelandic and Greenlandic chicks are massive sluts, I'd love to visit both. But I think you need to go to Denmark and take an internal trip to Greenland which sounds gay so maybe just Iceland since rektjavik is bigger anyway.

[Anonymous No.51218563]

Maybe shorting oil here is the play. I mean, when's the last time the Saudis have ever done anything to hit back at New York finance?

[Anonymous No.51218565]

>>51218541
YOU SOUND LIKE A CLUELESS FAGGOT MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO TAKE SOME MEDS LIKE SOME VITAMIN D OR SOMETHING AND THEN YOU WON'T HAVE TO BE SOME SNARKBALL RETARD WHO GOES AROUND REPEATING ZOOMER SHIT

[Anonymous No.51218570]

>>51218533
The entire board is about your shitcoins, are you so dissatisfied that you have to come into the one fucking thread that's not and complain? It's all rigged anyway, stop being a faggot.

[Anonymous No.51218575]

Is oil going to pump or crash tomorrow? I know it won’t be big either way but i’m pretty much ready to cash out now not sure if to sell now or tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51218576]

>>51218448
>asians
probably either ate everything, or crapped on it until they all died, or drank the blood of everything

[dad/daddy No.51218592]

>>51218544
you deserved to get banned for that post I'll be honest

[Anonymous No.51218590]

>>51218570
I DON'T HOLD ANY SHITCOINS ASSHOLE
I'M TRYING TO TRADE THE FUCKING STOCK MARKET VIA THE FUCKING STOCK EXCHANGES
THE PUBLIC STOCK EXCHANGES THAT ARE ALLEGEDLY REGULATED AS OPPOSED TO BLATANTLY MANIPULATED BY A BUNCH OF AUTOCRATIC SCUMBAGS

[Anonymous No.51218604]

>>51218563
>>51218575
I expect saudis to cut production and thus oil go up

[Anonymous No.51218607]

>>51218565
Hey schizo. I'm all in party city at 1.91. You must be down a lot. I've seen you posting here about a melt up for 7 months

[Anonymous No.51218614]

>>51218485
>anger detected
>implication that current things aren't perfect detected
We noticed you posted this troubling message anon 4087995. You have broken rule 4 and have been docked 50 credit points. You can no longer use public transportation. Please avoid posting similar insensitive content in the future. Bye now!

[Anonymous No.51218619]

>>51218563
That's dangerous talk friend.

[Anonymous No.51218625]

>>51218607
>You must be down a lot
OH LOOK IT'S A FAGGOT ASSHOLE
WHO KNEW

[Anonymous No.51218628]

DRV
3x inverse Real Estate etf

[Anonymous No.51218630]

>>51218619
>infographic
is the best part

[Anonymous No.51218645]

and just like that, the bear market ended on 09/01/22 and we entered an era of ever growing prosperity and abundance

[Anonymous No.51218647]

>>51218625
Post your positions shitzo

[Anonymous No.51218649]

>This foreign born former A+ list model/yachter is the wife of a CEO and hoping her next annual financial threshold in the marriage is reached prior to the company declaring bankruptcy. (Miranda Kerr/Evan Spiegel/Snap Inc)

[Anonymous No.51218650]

Shorting LULU for earnings. I'm gonna be a thousandaire tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.51218654]

>>51217977
>>51218628
We back, DRVchads?

[Anonymous No.51218663]

>>51218619
>nose
Who could they be talking about?

[Anonymous No.51218665]

>>51218645
I could rock a well fug xdd shirt

[Anonymous No.51218698]

>>51218647
STOP TALKING TO ME, YOU ABRASIVE BORING FAGGOT
GO SLIDE YOUR DICK INTO A SLEEPING PERSON'S ASSHOLE OR SOMETHING
STICK TO YOUR VIBE
STICK TO YOUR LANE

[Anonymous No.51218699]

Partial profit locked in. Rest stays in until buy (cover) signal.

[Anonymous No.51218715]

>>51218698
Ya i thought so. You literally have no money and bought the top months ago. Kek

[Anonymous No.51218716]

>>51218645
I want a prooooooh shirt

[Anonymous No.51218724]

uh, quit going down you FAGGOT fucking market

[Anonymous No.51218727]

>>51218647
SERIOUSLY HARASS SOMEONE ELSE YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD
I DO NOT LIKE YOU
NEVER ADDRESS ME UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO IRATELY TELL YOU WHAT A **FAGGOT** YOU ARE IN ALL CAPS
THAT'S THE DEAL

[Anonymous No.51218728]

And Here We Go

[Anonymous No.51218743]

>saudi arabia up 20% this year
Inshallah

[Anonymous No.51218748]

>>51218727
Go have sex

[Anonymous No.51218758]

>>51218715
GO DATAMINE SOMEONE ELSE YOU BORING GLOWFAGGOT ASSHOLE
AND GO GET OBSESSED WITH SOMEONE ELSE
I SWEAR TO GOD I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THIS SHIT DOESN'T GET YOU FUCKING FIRED

LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FAGGOT
LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FAGGOT
LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FAGGOT

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE ME LEAVE
GO HARASS SOMEONE ELSE
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
DO YOU UNDERSTAND, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT?

[Anonymous No.51218765]

Why are you mumus still posting?
we're still red.

[Anonymous No.51218767]

>>51218575
It will either crash, pump, or go sideways. You have been warned.

[Anonymous No.51218771]

>>51218044
>believing dailymail stories

[Anonymous No.51218778]

>>51218748
I WILL DO THIS ALL DAY
I WILL MAKE SURE THAT YOU ARE SEEN AS PART OF THE PROBLEM TOO
YOU DELIBERATELY ABRASIVE, GRIEFING FAGGOT FUCK WHO HAS NEVER UTTERED ON SENTENCE IN GOOD FAITH IN HIS ENTIRE FAGGOT LIFE

LEAVE ME ALONE OR I WILL DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT YOU FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.51218786]

>>51218154
so is telling you you cant buy a fully loaded tank or a machinegun grenade launcher and bring it to jury duty but you know.

[Anonymous No.51218789]

+2% SPY day tomorrow to rape all the weekly puts. I'm cashing out tomorrow though

[Anonymous No.51218791]

>>51218758
Lmao ur so dumb

[Anonymous No.51218792]

has the market update ANON already reported today ?

[Anonymous No.51218798]

>>51218758
Sir, this is a Wendy's.

[Anonymous No.51218803]

>>51218765
Yeah but we're not AS red!

[Anonymous No.51218815]

JOE
CHINESE
MARKET SETPOINT
BIDEN

FAGGOT PRESIDENT

EVERYONE DO YOURSELVES A FAVOR AND GOOGLE "PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM." THE FED LITERALLY HAS TWO OFFICE FLOORS FULL OF BLOOMBERG TERMINALS. THAT'S ONE OF THEIR FUCKING "LEVERS" NOW

LOOK UP PPT, AND THEN REFLECT ON ALL THE SHIT WE GIVE CHINA FOR HAVING A FAKE STOCK MARKET

[Anonymous No.51218816]

There's a thread on a business bay
And it serves a hundred shitposts a day
Lonely mumus pass the time away
And talk about their dreams

And there's a bobo in this smg
And he works layin' mumus down
They say "Bobo, not another round"
He serves them sorrow and pain

The mumu say, "Bobo, please go away
(Please go away)
I am losing all my money
(All my money)
Yeah, bobo puts all the mumus in the sea

[Anonymous No.51218821]

>>51218803
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.51218826]

scalped NVDA to buy some Tillamook ice cream. it really is the creamiest, but no way i'm paying $6 for it.

[Anonymous No.51218831]

Were gonna end green aren't we

[Anonymous No.51218841]

>>51218798
Can I get a spicy chicken sammich? I would like to have a spicy chicken sammich.

[Anonymous No.51218851]

IF ANYTHING YOU EVER SAID WAS EVEN REMOTELY NOVEL OR CLEVER IN THE SLIGHTEST, IT WOULD BE ONE THING, BUT NOT ONLY DO YOU HARASS ME, BUT YOU HARASS ME WITH THIS BORING, PUERILE, NPC, GRIEFER NONSENSE, AND DON'T YOU DARE BE SURPRISED IF I EVENTUALLY GET THE OPPORTUNITY TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING TEETH IN AND THEN TAKE IT
YOU DESERVE WORSE, YOU POWER ABUSING FAGGOT ASSHOLE
I'M WORTH LIKE A QUARTER OF A MILLION DOLLARS JUST BTW YOU STUPID FUCK

[Anonymous No.51218852]

>>51218821
Hey buddy... I do NOT post ironically

[Anonymous No.51218853]

>>51218831

[Anonymous No.51218857]

>>51218831
Yeah,vix will end green

[Anonymous No.51218865]

this is all happening because I almost bought some at noon but didn't. I'm sorry bobos

[Anonymous No.51218877]

Buy JEPI and stop gambling

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51218883]

>>51218758
Bro, >>51218791 just called you dumb. Are you just going to take that shit?

[Anonymous No.51218888]

>>51218414
>DIA is +0.08%
>n-no don't look at SPY, QQQ and IWM
are you invested in DIA? No? lmao

[Anonymous No.51218889]

>>51218852
i sensing a tad bit of irony in this post...........

[Anonymous No.51218892]

Jannies did something based for once. Nice.

[Anonymous No.51218893]

>>51218816
Uh, is this a Piano Man cover? I can't match a tune to it

[Anonymous No.51218899]

>>51218877
I need a tl;dr on how the hell it can do a 10% dividend yield cause that's fucking insane. That's beating international real estate

[Anonymous No.51218907]

>>51218883
No because that anon isn't a power abusing faggot who follows me around so he can say the most obnoxiously BORING shit he can possibly think of.

[Anonymous No.51218914]

>>51218888
>are you invested in DIA?
Yeah I own apple.

[Anonymous No.51218919]

>>51218889
What the fuck?! There is LITERALLY no irony involved!

[Anonymous No.51218926]

>>51218899
>how the hell it can do a 10% dividend yield cause that's fucking insane. That's beating international real estate
>looks at zim

[Anonymous No.51218930]

>>51218826
For me it's Van Leeuwen. It's trendy and expensive, but it's so damn good.

[Anonymous No.51218931]

>>51218899
https://youtu.be/NroOy32qwvA

[Anonymous No.51218939]

>>51218893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVx8L7a3MuE

[Anonymous No.51218940]

>>51218883
Lmao ur so dumb

[Anonymous No.51218941]

JOE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN

FAGGOT PRESIDENT

FAKE CHINESE ECONOMY

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51218943]

>>51218815
>TWO OFFICE FLOORS FULL OF BLOOMBERG TERMINALS.
That probably costs like 6 million dollars a year just in subscription fees. Do you think they get a bulk discount?

[Anonymous No.51218947]

Reminder that crap unemployment tomorrow will be extremely bullish.

[Anonymous No.51218956]

bottom is in

[Anonymous No.51218961]

>>51218941
OK, chief, we get it, markets are rigged. It's not worth giving yourself an aneurysm over.

[Anonymous No.51218958]

>>51218930
nice i'll sell some calls tomorrow and try it out

[Anonymous No.51218967]

can the saudi's stop fucking around, and shit down biden's throat already? Just announce that you're cutting production by 50%

[Anonymous No.51218973]

>>51218941
>>51218961

[Anonymous No.51218974]

>>51218961
At this point I'm just saying it because this griefing fuck thinks he's going to cause me displeasure until I go away, so he will get the opposite of what he wants until something else distracts me instead.

[Anonymous No.51218978]

And just like that, a new bull market is born
See how cute he is! Look at his lil' tongue!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51218979]

>>51218940
I know. What the fuck was I thinking adding an additional 90 put contracts today?

[Anonymous No.51218984]

>>51218967
Wasn't the OPEC meeting today?

[Anonymous No.51218993]

>>51218978
That's a capybara retard

[Anonymous No.51219005]

>>51218973
Gosh I hope that's accurate. We don't need more /smg/ers having Scoopsie or Rocker type psychotic breaks.

>>51218984
Some technical working group did their forecasts yesterday. The formal meeting is on Monday the 5th.

[Anonymous No.51219007]

>>51218979
Too bad, Mike Santoli says we're hitting support levels.
Suck on it, baggot.

[Anonymous No.51219024]

>>51218978

meatbros... what have we done?

[Anonymous No.51219025]

The 10 YEAR TREASURY IS AT 3.265%

IF THIS LIL NIGGA GOES ANY HIGHER WE ARE RETESTING THE JUNE LOWS

[Anonymous No.51219027]

New

>>51219019
>>51219019

[Anonymous No.51219033]

>>51218993

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51219035]

>>51219007
>support levels
The bottoms all caught monkie pox, there is no bottom, we're all going to have to have a circle jerk instead.

[Anonymous No.51219047]

>>51218877
CallWrite ETFs:
>lose money on downturns, limit upwards potential in bull markets
PutWrite ETFs:
>get absolutely rekt on the slightest downturn
>try recover your leveraged losses in up markets
You'll eventually lose all your funds no matter what.
JEPI QYLD XYLD all the same.

[Anonymous No.51219050]

>>51218914
which is red

[Anonymous No.51219090]

>>51219025
nope because im long 100 spy puts

[Anonymous No.51219143]

>>51217690
nice, I'll buy it alongside RITM(formerly NRZ)

I guess 25% each to those, and 50% to TQQQ once this dump reverses